/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29815245
bang hoes nonstop

>>29815245
buy more shitcoins

Homestead with several eastern European wives.

>>29815245
donate money to cryonics research so you can live forever

>>29815245
Shitpost and play vidya without ever working or waking up early.

>>29815245
Smoke weed, make music, read, learn to do cool shit like fly planes and sail, work out, travel, vidya, find a cute girl who loves the taste of cum.

I personally plan to set up my parents and relatives financially and then kill myself

>>29815245
restart the game

>>29815245
Dress like a girl and jack it to sissy hypno with a black/pink dildo up my ass ofc

>>29816080
Forgot to add: openly hate nigs Jews and trannies and mock everyone who can’t cancel you because you don’t work

>>29815245
listen to synthwave while riding a motorcycle into the sunset

>>29816145

Cure erectile dysfunction

Use the Free time to explore passions and get a life or you’ll get bored and depressed very quickly

>>29815245
> dump spouse
> buy a new big house just for you
> buy sex dolls
> start playing lots of vidya
literally the maximum amount of happiness you can obtain

>>29816082
I think your parents and desus would like the opposite țbh

Anon OP, youre supposed to travel and then settle down with a nice fäm

>>29815245
Eat it

>>29815245
invest your money

>>29816169
Based as fuck.

>>29816181
Pretty based ngl

>>29815941
Hard to improve on this. IYKYK.

The problem is we live in a global grid ruled by luciferian wizards (UN/WHO) who are ushering in a female dominant age for the antichrist and they aggressively squash polygyny.

How then would you surpass the legal and societal barriers of your plan?

>>29816169
b- but i'm a transgender woman myself. d- do you hate me ?

>>29815245
get your ex back

>>29816181
kek I get this

>>29816198
If it’s viagra/cialis immune and you’re a healthy enough weight, don’t neglect cardio, no diabetes or other issues, no vein leak, not watching porn consistently for at least 6 months, you can cheat here n there but mostly not and you still have it it’s permanent, get an implant

>>29816215
Bop it

>>29816286
that's a cuck thing to even attempt

>>29816254
Pay the local government a shit load of money. Never actually get married.

>>29815245
>Reply
sip wine and fuck ass
all day

>>29816275
Love you anon whomever you are.

>>29815245
Shit post on biz all day

>>29816006
This and life extension tech. I want to preserve my brain as intact as possible. Everything else can be replaced. And no I won't do a brain upload or anything as that's tantamount to death. Yes going to sleep scares me. We must conquer sleep. Sleep is death.

>>29816364
Bribery an lobbying are haram. Fornication is also haram.

However, getting married doesn't have to involve the government - so it can be simply religious marriages, while legally unofficial.

The problem is only the lowest of socioeconomic families would agree to such an off the record marriage. The odds of marrying a girl of any reasonable quality without legal documentation is near zero.

The plan is bust unless you are okay "marrying" beat over the hill escorts.

>>29816292
Thanks anon. Porn is something I need to cut but shit is difficult being alone in pandemic. I will try not to touch my dick for next 6 months

>>29816275
I love you but you’ll never be a woman. It’s okay. You have a sickness. I don’t blame you.

>>29815245
be a slave to christ

>>29815245
>He wasn't working on his passions on the side while trying to make it
Money buys you FREEDOM, you still need something to do with said freedom

>>29816568
Getting off to your imagination is fine, just not to porn. I’ll occasionally get off over some soft core stuff off YouTube, but hardcore porn is a killer. Also drugs and alcohol aren’t good for erections, I’m going through a similar thing atm and have for years now, no porn helps

if i ever somehow make it i'll probably try to get more and more money and more power around my country and in the wold
maybe start a company, buy a lot of real estate, donor to cancer institutions and shit like that

I'd make sure my family can retire and then do whatever the fuck I want

>>29815245
move somewhere with potential to survive the century and have as many children as possible

Just live peacefully

>>29816558
You're not very bright.

Spend time traveling, hanging out with cool and interesting people, working out, and learning new things.

>>29815245
Maybe I can finally have sex.

Get a motorcycle and ride around during the day. Fuck all kinds of strange holes in the evenings. Exercise once in a while.

the real game begins once you make it, it's not about buying things, its about power. money=power, for me, when i make it i'm going to continue until i amass hundreds of millions so i can influence humanity towards a better future, space is my final goal

>>29815245
Buy tools and learn a trade.

>>29815245
Women and drugs until heart attack

>>29817317
lol what makes you think that?

>>29816181
and bump darksynth downtown at midnight

>>29815245
Actually enjoy life? Man, they whipped you good, didn't they?

>>29817406
Based. Maybe you will drive manifest destiny in space

>>29817721
Hmm.. maybe I'll rent some pornstars too.
Any suggestions?

pic related

>>29817786
here's some oldfag advice: women are about quality, not quantity. when you look back you'll remember the good ones, the ones you cared about and shared important moments of life with. they will color your memories. an array of whores will only ever become a regret.

quality over quantity - in all things.

>>29817317
Show me a girl from an upper middle class family who went to a good liberal college (no "muh trad southern girl" they're all fat and retarded) whose parents are OK with you fucking and living with their daughter but not marrying them. You might be able to get away with it if her father is dead, otherwise you're just a genuine freak

yo, cool profit I missed
need help guys, some1 uses Bot Ocean platform?
worth buying or better to check for other bots?
wanna test trading with algorithms and tools

I’d very much like to have a self sustaining automated home where I grow everything and sustain myself without having to pay any faggot one cent or at least as little as possible to monopolies, oh yeah and travel around in a nice home van

>>29817878
This is only really true if the whores were absolute dogs. I still jerk off thinking about the slutty big tit beautiful girls I fucked in my 20s even though I'll never sleep with another woman other than my wife for the rest of my life

>>29817878
I used to think that, but have had trouble keeping relationships so fuck that life. Not interested in something like marriage anymore

>>29817880
>girl from an upper middle class family
almost always garbage

Wake up everyday and walk 10-20 miles
Eat your prepared organic breakfast
Do callisthenics for 1 hour
Have Thai homekeeper drink your sweat
Shower
Go hang out at the beach and checkout cuties
Meet up with the boys (60+ millionaires who like having a mentee)
Roll up some kush with them
Have one (1) non-sugary cocktail
Hop in your vintage 'rari with s 40 y.o. Brazilian milf you just met
Enjoy the night view with your dick deep down her throat

Going again for $MCM. Because its trustworthy

>>29815245
Start the real revolution

>>29817970
>had trouble with something
>abandon it
how about improving yourself you pathetic manchild?

>>29815245
Have sex

>>29818100
No

>>29815245
>so what the fuck are you supposed to do after you make it?
Escape this clown world

At one point I was eating 4 dozen eggs
After making it I eat 5

>>29818157
you will never make it if you have CEX

>tfw will probably kill myself before I make it

>>29815245
what do you mean? now you can finally sit at home all day trading shitcoins in peace

Finally play the real game.

Have sex with women (men)

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you can do this right now

>>29818406
based mass replyer

>>29816558
back to r*ddit schizo

>>29817880
Yep. Not very bright.

>>29815245
Just keep investing dude
Hahaha number go up

>>29815245
kys

>>29815245

Define making it?

Im gonna continue buying shares and get more influence.
The only thing which matters is money and influence, because the rest like women and etc is coming then from itself.
Also i would unironically fuck like a rabbit and make a dozens of kids to preserve my family influence

Become an immortal space jew alien god travelling throughout the galaxy seeding life on planets and then manipulating it throughout the aeons for your personal amusement

This board was at least 30% Christians. I can see the level of Redditors here has made this place way more degenerate.

>>29815245
idk i still browse biz but now i get drunk most days and i started smokjng. better than wagjng

>>29819953
i thikk noooo the adventure of making it was more fun than being here

>>29815245
have sex
have kids
have a house with a garden
learn gardening and mow your lawn
every morning you wake up early and do your set of /fit/ exercises
learn to cook
read all of the interesting books you can find
educate your children properly

Build LEGO sets.

>>29820035
>make more humans goy

>>29817357
/thread

>>29816082
You mind find happiness once you start helping people.

>>29815245
Well I originally wanted a good girl and family, but I'm too socially awkward to make the first move on anyone. Once I make it the only thing women are going to care about is the money. So, it'll be this >>29815281

>>29815245
try to undermine blacks

>>29818406
H-he's right..

let the crypto bots do the work

https://mudrex.com/signup?referral_code=AMUD7178

>>29816082
Parents and relatives will loathe your money because they will associate it with your passing.

>>29820843
This. You hear people say all the time they would trade money for their dead relative. Nothing is more precious than your time anons, never forget.

>>29820932
>You hear people say all the time they would trade money for their dead relative.
You're thinking of kidnappers, anon, and the idea is to pay money so the relatives don't die. You should probably move out of Colombia.

>>29815245
>have sex

1. develop a relationship with God
2. find a purpose
3. spend time with friends and family
4. have a family

that's it

thats all nornie shit
how low /biz/ have become

>>29821298
vouch

>>29815245
Nothing

>>29819884
>The only thing which matters is money and influence, because the rest like women and etc is coming then from itself.
Bullshit.
I am richer than I have ever been in my life and I have more money than 99% of the people my age. Still a virgin.

>>29822020

cringe
age?

>>29822373
25

>>29817406
Based. We need an EoM for humanity. Maybe he is you anon. Make the change.

>>29815245
start a business u can give to ur kids

>>29822463
r u fat. its good to wait for marriage any way anon but r u fat

>>29822610
Not even close I am very fit actually. Also why the fuck would I wait until marriage just so I am a virgin and she fucked 30 guys before me?
>just find a virgin wife bro
Yeah and while I am at it I will also find myself a unicorn. Fucks sake. Virgin women don't exist past the age of 15 anymore and I can't even get a "normal girl" with an average body count to spread her legs for me.

>>29816082
Tbh me too but first I'm setting myself up and then making sure my wealth is impossible to access after I'm dead. I don't like my parents.

just take what you want to take. keep the rest on dHEDGE. watch number keep going. feel nothing. bang waifu. still feel nothing.
thus is the dream

Disclose ancient technology

>>29816557
Based fearer of the void

I just want a nice small house near to my parents place where I can tend to a vegetable garden

>>29816181
When I started on this journey the first thing I'd day dream about what driving a Japanese sports car around the city at night listening to synth wave.

>>29816169
>Implying at year 2040 the American Ministrx of Language Correction, Mr. Xia Lu, won't confiscate and redistribute your assets as reparations for hurting the feelings of transgender Turks living in Ukraine

Getting me a slampig wife.

>>29824367
extemely based. i genuinely hope you make it.

>>29824796
Imagine the smell.

Use the money to correct evils and reshape the world in my image

>>29818406
not nonstop if you're wageslaving. you need to rest enough between your hoes.

>>29815245
Have sex
Stop waging
Be comfy

>>29825665
awful advice
except for point two

>>29816557
imagine being such a loser that you actually WANT to live in this defective world of shit forever
couldn't be me

>>29815245
Donate everything and reset at 1st prestige

>>29818406
That's... true.

>>29825828
Lol cuck

>>29825181
Based and enjoy yourself a bit while you're at it

>>29826021
kys fag

>>29815245
set passive income up and live a typical crypto guru life. only right response.

>>29825159
I am having a difficulty due to my limited exposure to so called slampigs. Please give us some hints so that we can have a clue and then we can proceed. Thank you sweet sir.

>>29815245
Make it again

>>29815245
Pay taxes, pay the lawyer, pay the wife after she divorce you for money.
Then do it all again

>>29816254
Take your meds. NOW!

>>29815245
probably pay a therapist to figure out wtf is wrong with me then do it all over again

>>29815245
Buy a house, earn passive income and enjoy my newfound financial freedom.

>>29822783

Work on your confidence holy macro

Nothing, if you made it the path has already destroyed your soul

>>29815245
Enjoy life and pursue your interests while not having to worry about your financial security or the worry about the financial return your interests might be limited by. It seems to me only people who live off their parents have no clue what to do after making it. If your parents are still supporting your ass in adulthood you in a way have already made it I suppose.

Horde thst shit buy some escorts my nigga.

Enjoy life, help ong for animals

>>29815245
pwn the libs

>>29815245
buy a house and eat sushi everyday

>>29815245
Buy up property and charge poor bank slave niggers for their existence.

>>29818406
I gotta wage in between. I don't wanna wage at all.

Most of you should just go NEET if making it is not having a job.

Grow a garden. Eat healthy. Meditate. Charity.

>>29827964
Based. Everyone here should invest into therapy

I would help my parents pay off their debt.

>>29815245
I've only made it when I'm rich enough to have a quality wife but not so rich as to have a gold-digger. $50k in passive income a year will do this.

>>29818406
Agreed.

Now however I need money to make video games, animated series, movies/tv shows, comic books, my own genre of music and singing.

And I do not have the talent or group talent willing to do that, I need money to hire talent to do it for me.

>>29815281
depends where you live anon
i've made it and where i live this is illegal
i literally just buy things that improve my standard of living while hodling money and putting it all on cryptos

>>29824796
just realized that you meant slam-pig and not the Swedish word for slutty (slampig)

>>29815245
live a virtues life.

>>29815245
Get a job you enjoy and work at it. Financial independence gives you the freedom to pursue your passions, but if you aren’t working, you will be miserable.

>>29815245
Pursue your dreams, relax stress free, knock cans over in a store so wagies have to pick them up

>>29815245
I'll chill and volunteer or work part time somewhere, maybe the beach. If I meet a qt I'll start a family. Maybe make some donations. Not much would change except I wouldn't be stressing over finances and the job market.

>>29815245
I just want to chill and not work, life is pretty hard after diagnosis with diabetes type 1 when you are just 20+ years old and high cholesterol due to it. Luckily the place I live doesn't' tax crypto plus 1 usd equal to 4 local bucks.

>>29816254
I grew up in Utah where there's still hardcore religious extremist polygamists. They don't get legally married, them and their wives live in a compound in the middle of nowhere with the only neighbors for dozens of miles also being polygamous. It works okay for them.

bang 10/10 escorts for all the life i missed out on, after that idk,.. probably donate some money to mentally ill anons, buy a cabin some land in the woods and go full kaczynski and wage holy war against the NWO

Make life better for other people.
Make the world a better place than you found it.

>roid and lift
>prozzies
>start company for something to enjoy doing and not really stress about it
>just a tolerable amount of hedonism, only a spoonful
>meditate
>eat only the best food
>eventually settle and have 10 kids with le wheat field aryan gf and raise them like spartans

>>29815245
Learn , in my own time , on my own terms , not fulfilling someone elses dream for a job

Draw, write, play vidya, watch anime, whatever

>>29833876
Sure thing tom hardy

>>29815245
I hate the word "hobby" because it calls to mind boring gay ass faggot autistic shit like stamp collecting or coin collecting, but acquire a couple hobbies. I recommend something art or music related.

>>29815245
ngmi

>>29815245
Bankroll the next Hitler

>>29825844
Yeah that's a no for me. I can't understand why someone would want to live on this gay earth forever. When I die either I'll go to heaven or I'm wrong about God being real and I'll simply cease to exist. In that case I won't know any better and won't care.

>>29815941
fuckk are you me? I'm getting ready to do it right now (brazilian wives instead, I live here)

>>29815245
Cum inside lolis like Epstein did.

>>29816557
Nicotinamide riboside NMN, thank me later.

>>29815245
Using tendies for the complete destruction of the state of isreal, in minecraft.

>>29816558
Kill yourself plebbitor

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>>29834740
how does one make a homestead?

Buy a house in suburbia with a well and a septic tank? Chickens and a greenhouse?

What would all that cost? About a million?

>>29815281
>make it
>pay roasties child support
>apply ointment to std penis

>>29818084
The COMEX in the background is a pleasing touch.

Do whatever you feel like doing? I mean whate else?

>>29815245
Deadlift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUcHKAj_tc