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Originally i went into business to make that dosh, When i was in college no girl gave me the time of her day.
Now i make 120k+, worked my ass for a CFA and CPA. Living the good life, got nice house, suits, and i have these old used up Cum Dumpsters messaging me and commenting on my bi-annual vacations.
What should i do Biz? Pump and Dump for fun?

I've pretty much given up on actively pursueing women when i graduated, now these girls are like a swarm of locusts and i'm the crop.

>> No.298925 [DELETED] 

>>298920
Also as a side note 50% are single mothers, 30% of them are pass 30, and 20% are around 27-29, 35% of the single mothers are fucking hamplanets, 10% are Chunky monkeys.

>> No.298931

I think you should focus on finding a good woman.

>> No.298935

>>298931
I feel that no woman is good enough for me now, the sides have changed, no longer do i need to prove myself that i deserve them, they need to prove to me, that they deserve me.

I Hired a family friend to do housekeeping, she took care of me when i was little, She cooks/clean/does my laundry. However in reality i just pay her to watch soap dramas at my house.

>> No.298938

>>298925

Eh. Who cares about those old, ugly, single mother cumdumpsters? I think you should just concentrate on the few that catch your attention and cross your fingers.

>> No.298944

>>298938
I'm a bit of sadist, and i'm very petty, i've already pumped and dumped two of the girls past their prime, and it just seems like more and more keep lining up. I thought that would've deterred them away.

My phone is ringing like every 20 seconds, it getting pretty annoying. One of the bitches had my email, when we worked on a class project, and now that shit is spreading like wildfire, already got like 300+ in my spam.

>> No.298960

>>298935

I completely agree. No man wants the used-up remains of the women that ignored him in their primes.

You mentioned a class project? I'd advise looking for women in graduate-level studies. I've personally found that women in upper university tend to be inexperienced with relationships. They're also less likely to simply be chasing after your sweet dosh if they have some ambitions of their own.

>> No.298970

>>298960
Class project as in when i was in undergrad. fairly long ago.

>> No.299230

>>298944
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.299239

ITT things that didnt happen

>> No.299260

ITT dreams of NEETs

>> No.299292

>Pump and Dump for fun?
>120k

You need to make at least 50x more to make a dent on anything.

Unless you want to pump and dump penny stocks, but no one gives a shit about those.

>> No.299309

>>299292
>>299292
0/10
pump and dump means have sex with a girl, and then never see her again. but I'm sure you knew that

>> No.299314

>>299309
This is the finance board, not /r9k/.

>> No.299336

>>299314
i know, but OP is asking about how to handle women now that he makes a decent salary

in his context, pump and dump is about having sex with women. not business and stock pumping

>> No.301507

>>298920
I make about that and still get no attention. I fell like I'm goddamn invisible

>> No.301529

>>298935
Have you banged her?

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301595

pump and dump my friend. I make that dosh also and never has it been easier to lay girls. I treat them to a nice dinner/date/whatever as if I where interested in them and take them back to my place for some good old fashioned fucking. Then I tell them to leave. Fuck bitches get money.

>tfw they are only interested in your money and not you

>> No.301598

>>298920
>What should i do Biz? Pump and Dump for fun?
buy gold and silver, prepare to the incoming collapse.

>> No.302325

What books should I read to self-learn CFA and CPA, and accurate investing pratices?

>> No.302464

This is a very worthwhile thread. Thanks for posting, OP.

>> No.302470

OP, if I tipped you some dogecoins, could I run an idea past you that I want to do to make money?

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>>301595
And now you know how attractive women feel when they realize that the vast majority of men out there are only interested in her for her looks and her body, and only care enough about her to try and pump-and-dump her (like what OP wants to do.)

It sucks, and it's unfair, but society only cares about what it can get out of you. This is true not only of women but of people in general.

>> No.302779

answer only the hot ones. be upfront and say you just want sex, that way you wont feel bad when you stop answering their texts

>> No.302784

kissless virgin here

this thread is why I want money

>> No.303104

>>302784

Not a kiss less virgin but I know the feel
When I finish my undergraduate I am going to work for a year then I am going to travel to fuck a ton of prostitutes.
It will be sort of like a vacation and relief thing from all the bullshit I've had to put up with my life.

>> No.303115

>>298920
find a good christian woman, don't let her know how wealthy you are until you are engaged and it is time to sign the prenup (for legal reasons she needs to know how wealthy you are), becoming part of a far-right aligned community (not the bigoted kind) is even better.

have several children with her, privately educate them, doesn't have to be expensive, just keep them out of the public school system, make them socialize but teach them not to try too hard to be fashionable and popular

teach your daughters not to be whores

teach your sons not to be betas

get them straight into 4 years of higher education immediately after high school so they star their careers when they are 23

end the cycle your boomer grandparents started

>> No.303149

>>303115

>end the cycle your boomer grandparents started

Can you explain this to me or give me some info on how I can figure out more about it?

Were the baby boomers assholes who were selfish and didn't consider their own children's future?