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That button placement is retarded. What kind of dumb chink pants did you buy?

>>29945796
Archive link for previous thread?

>>29945796
QRD?

>>29945796
What the fuck is this

>>29945837
I didn't buy them, my mom (dad's ex wife) got them for me for christmas and now we live with his new wife and my step sis

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>pic related

>>29945796
you trying to trick your sister into seeing your dick or something anon?

>>29945796
A pretty easy fix if you have a sewing needle around

>>29945919
no no no everytime I talk about it she goes to her room

>>29945959
I think its a "should I fuck my sister" larp. Not a real issue with his pants.

>>29945918
This is actually hot. Next time just start stroking it late at night when your parents aren't home and wear headphones to *not see her* when she comes in. LOL

>>29946108
You sound like my dad

>>29946205
They wont buy it. they know what sound whoring is since Im always yelling at her about it when Im playing the new blops

>>29946205
devilishly clever tactic anon
>>29946036
ruffie her food. Have hours of fun

>man if I had a step sister i'd...

>>29946205
This only happens in porn.

>>29946314
Dude, I just wanna game and watch charts. I need to know how to get out of this

>>29945796
cool hentai storyline

>>29945884
family problems getting in the way of perfecting my octavia prime build and uniswap trades

i've got the perfect solution to your problem OP set up a webcam with mic start streaming but turn off your monitor than ask her if she wants your peepee if yes than you can fuck if no than post it here so we can have a laugh

>>29946690
>>29946400
Unless this is real?
>>29946314
I always wanted to do this in my high school computer lab.
>>29946304
Ah, so you thought about it? How about stroking it in the bathroom when you wake up with morning wood with the door slightly open - making sure she sees a little bead of precum on your tip nice and throbbing.

>>29946690
What? fuck no, Shes my step sister. I like these PJs because theyre comfy and I dont want this dumb thot barging in my room she hears the quiet LoFi start to play. I just wanna play warframe and trade shit coins without this dumb bitch barging in, still in her life guard uniform from work.

>>29946408
Alright anon I'm gonna get you out of this mess, listen up.
What you need to do is cultivate this over time, bit of accidental peeking, fondling, groping, keep that light pressure on, boom fastforward 6 months, she's choking your cock down under your desk while you're making 360 noscope headshots and reminding her where she belongs You're welcome.

>>29946848
>still in her life guard uniform from work.
It was a good larp while it lasted.

>>29946955
Was it really?

>>29946955
You have no Idea how easy it to work at the ymca, like i really dont care about CPR re-certification.

>>29946848
Go into her room and ask her how to fix your pajama pants. Explain that your enormous schlong keeps popping out and you're out of ideas. Then ask her how she keeps her enormous schlong from popping out.

>>29946408
>need to know how to get out of this
Just give her the Buffalo Bill “flying man-gina”.

>>29945796
Look bro, there is no way in hell that an anon who is smart enough and retarded enough to be on /biz/ wouldn't simply order a different pair of pajamas made from the same/similar material as the ones you like.
>still in her life guard uniform from work
And this was too obvious, next time stay subtle while you deny all the people calling out your LARP, and the LARP will last much longer.
Now post a pic of your step sister.

>>29946834
My bathroom is my sanctuary and I don't want her in it when I'm using it to buy and sell shit coins.

I don't understand the purpose of this thread. It's obvious you fantasize fucking your step sister and then come here to ask for our validation.

yes OP, fuck her, she's asking for it and many of us can only pray to be put in a situation like that.

fuck her, just double wrap that shit.

>>29945796
As with any asset, we will need to "look under the hood" so to speak in order to give you any sort of valuable advice. Post pic of step sister and we will let you know what actions must be taken to fix the problem you've encountered.

>>29947188
>how to fix your pajama pants
>your enormous schlong keeps popping out and you're out of ideas
Checked and kek'd

>>29947551
also this. post pic, no face is required. Preferably her rear and lower front.

>>29947188
100% garunteed to work
she will either take you for a succ if she is truly whoring OR the fact you bring up her schlong makes her think you are literally retarded and will never take the advances and will stop

>>29947622
THIS, you fucked up OP - at least post her ass or feet

>>29947478
>trading shit while taking a shit
good on ya op

>>29947478
Butters set up. You have the little shelf for chocolate milk and comic books. Nice .

>>29947610
Be sure to get an erection in her presence, have it pop out, make sure she sees it and report back here.

>>29945918
Wear underwear

>>29946036
>calls me big guy
>no no no everytime I talk about it she goes to her room
Follow her - it's part of her plan. She knows blue balls are incredibly painful for you

>>29945918
step sisters arnt biological sisters, id recommend fucking her

>>29945918
Post dick

>>29947478
Wtf nigger don't flush q-tips

>>29947392
Anymore and you might be able to fix her

>>29947983
That is THICK.

>>29947983
I'll be thinking of her when I visit my step sister later

>>29947983
ok, first off. why do you have this of your step sister? She literally posed for you?

>>29946955
So easily fooled

>>29947911
Im outside on my smoking laptop drinking right now, the onyl pic i have of me is an old rubic shill. I dont even think I've taken a dick pic since I was a minor anyway and I dont think im on any revenge porn sites so good luck finding it and I only wear my PJs in the house not when I go out so you're outta luck bud

>>29948305
Not bad, if she is white breed her. LOL

>>29948182
because it's a larp

>>29947832
Only have a few pairs I like and they get dirty too fast

>>29948182
She has instagram

>>29947478
Do you sit backwards on the toilet?

And where's your poo masher?

>>29948473
your sis is a slut. she's chunky though. Don't fuck fat chicks, they get super clingy.

>>29948473
post link

>>29945796
So did you fuck her yet?

>>29948305
This is a rubic shill thread disguised as a stepsister fetish larp.

God damnit anon, I fell for it. This is an old school /b/tard for sure.

>>29945918

>>29948665
Oldest trick in the book. I can't believe I fell for it!

>>29945918
>I didn't buy them, my mom (dad's ex wife) got them for me for christmas and now we live with his new wife and my step sis
based mom buying dick revealing pants so that you end up fucking your step sister and ruining your dad's new relationship.