/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30026997
>biz slang
WUT

>>30026997
I've almost used based before in conversation with non-based people

>>30026997
Yeah I work admin assistant at a accounting firm, a women walked in I said “that’s a man”, long story I didn’t even get fired for that they fired me for other stuff

>>30026997
Elaborate

I once told my co-workers that according to the Talmud it's morally acceptable to have sex with girls as young as 5 years old and if they disagree they are anti-semitic and probably neo-nazis.

>>30027355
HE SAID NIGGER ON A ZOOM CALL

>>30027383
>here’s our new CFO

>>30027343
Lol
>>30027383
No I didn’t

>>30027383
Based

I got to "nigger-cat" before catching myself once. Recovered with "idiots". I don't think people noticed.

>>30026997
literal words, please

>>30026997
You said “nigger,” didn’t you?

>>30027619
>system of a caste

fucking lmao

>>30027355
I said “unironic cuckshed”

>>30027619
>Naantera

>>30028035
That is reddit slang.

>>30027619
9 INCH NANS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>30027343
What did you do anon

>>30027415
>>30027383
Isn't it actually 3 years old?

Customer Support KEK

>>30026997
biz slang? choom get flatlined.

>>30027383
Honestly humans shouldn't be considered sentient until age 9

>>30027395
honestly though who hasn't

I nearly said nigger in front of my normie friends the other day

>>30029809
oh I've done that
they won't say anything in the moment but they'll all gang up on your behind your back

>>30026997
no

learn rules number 1&2 newfag

>>30029876
>newfag
>spaces like a retard
>edit: thanks for the gold fellow bizzers

>>30027383
Dangerously and unequivocally based.

>>30029921
>muh reddit spacing
never even knew what reddit spacing was until retards like you came from reddit in 2017 and started saying anyone who put spaces between sentences and paragraphs was reddit spacing. It’s the biggest tell that some faggot came from reddit and desperately wants to fit in here. I’ve literally been here since 05’ you fucking newfag cancer

>>30030036
>I’ve literally been here since 05’
tell your dad he's fired from nintendo
I really didn't want to have to do this anon, but you forced my hand

>>30029809
>>30029871
Imagine giving even one iota of a fuck what normies think of you.

>>30030082
Then who was phone?

>>30030082
He is right though. So called reddit spacing was common on /b/ for long posts up until about 2012.
And I do hate reddit spacing myself. But, I can't lie, anon is right.

I’ve said “booba” aloud before at a Costco once, oh I don’t know, two months ago?

>>30030241
>I’ve said “booba” aloud before at a Costco once
hahahahahahahahahahahahha

>>30030234
these hands are rated e for everyone anon
don't make me box you up too

>>30030241
Nothing wrong with that, anon.
I say 'based', 'redpilled' all the time and nobody knows what it means. My wife also says it.
Fucking hell, actually today she was watching a video of someone with a tarantula bite on the face, and she said
>HOW MANY FUCKING BOGPILLS DID HE TAKE?
lol

>>30030320
lol, I like that. I will be using that in future.
He is right though.
What's worse than rebbit spacing is CAPITALIZING words like that, don't you agree?

>>30030452
>don't you agree?
I'm too handsome to care either way retard

>>30026997
Literally me. Made a thread about it back then.

>Webex meeting
>Set Chat to "Everyone"
>Weekly project update
>Vice President presenting
>QnA section
>My retarded brain suddenly sent "henlo frens peepeepoopoo"
>VP go "hold on somebody said something in chat"
>VP murmurs what i wrote
>Everyone goes quiet pause for 5-10 seconds
>Somebody (A) asked a legit work-related question to entertain the VP
>Then somebody (B) config his chat to me and send "HENLO FREN I BROUGHTED PIDSER"
I just know who I can share my investments and my workplace issues with. We have been frens for months now. It feelsgood knowing a coworker from biz.

He shilled me FTM nonstop at .018 usd and I cannot stop thanking him. Initially I was holding VET and VTHO, sold all for FTM. We can finally leave this office hell for good.

>>30028035
That isn't /biz/ slang you are just trying to shield yourself from the pure pain of realizing you are retarded

>>30030522
Good for you, I am glad you're confident in your appearance. Me too, anon.

>>30030771
how do non-handsome bros even live?

>>30030827
One day at a time.

>>30030827
I honestly have no idea. I see guys on here all the time saying they can't even talk to women and it makes no sense to me. Picking up girls has to be one of the easiest things you can do.

>>30030971
the best is the improooovers
I dress like a bum on purpose and deliberately act dumb and I still get pussy
you don't need to lift or even be clean
just be hot and don't ever not be hot

>>30026997
Did you talk about the jews?

>>30030136
I don't have any iota to give

>>30031129
lol, I see what you did there.