/biz/ - Business & Finance

I work in citi, what's that mean for me

>>30050158
fag

>>30050120
>Jemima
Do Brits really name their kids after American corporate mascots?

Why would you ever listen to a woman for financial advice?

>>30050158
Citi likely won't survive this scathing hit piece from the great Jemima Kelly so you'll likely be laid off soon.

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>>30050120
Love the tone of this article
>Someone is shamefully wrong on the internet. Citi should retract this report immediately, not that they will.
These women are so based. Imagine getting paid for posting nonsense in poor blogger language while boomer cucks are applauding your for being a "strong professional woman out to get hers". These roastoids are what I aspire to be, the ultimate con artists.

citi bros... it's over

kek, any paywallfags feel like posting the article? from a very brief scanning of the twitter feed it seems it can be recapped as:

>muh environment
>muh toxic masculinity/sexism
>muh tether
>muh money laundering/criminal transactions
maybe they will have also noted how citibank accidentally labelled "Grayscale" as "Greyscale". Thanks OP, just sold 100k

>>30050608
Use bypass paywalls extension

>>30050120
Read this bints other articles, she has no idea what bitcoin even is

>men
>"OH SHIT THIS COULD GO TO INFINITY"
>smug wymyn
>"ugh you BOIS are so dumb, it's not even, like, real money!"

>>30050660
thanks cutie

Is this the Financial Times or The Guardian?

I hope they keep up with all their "Crypto is bad for the environment" "BTC is financing Nazis" press because then all the commies will stay poor.

>>30050120
She is CUTE!

>>30050158
Jew!

As if a woman knows anything about bitcoin, unless it's a tranny. Hmm yes, definitely has to be a tranny

>>30050120
I guess you could say their report was Citi

>>30050120
>female author
Didn't read
>millenial snark as headline
Double didn't read

>>30051285
Basado

>>30050608
>>30050120
full report
https://ir.citi.com/peFJTnzeEoMSIAEFlwH12VeM5d%2BCckWNrsO9lxpmyWezrz5V%2Bx%2FfRvm0gv6cWRpDHGWtIk7sTME%3D

can anyone ever remember an FT article about crypto that was positive?

>>30050120
what the fuck kind of article title is that?

FT going down the shitter with each passing day

>>30050120
I've had sex with this woman when we went to uni together.

>>30050120
>forward thinking report about the potential technological developments
>oooga boooga u r report BAD!!!11 (no substance)

fuck

>>30050876
It's the best part. Like the msn article yesterday that we need hyperinflation in order to heal and be stronger. If you're a brainswashed sheep you're going to have a bad time lol. Go woke go broke.

>>30050120
>author: a woman
opinion discarded

>>30050120
LMAO CITIFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

wait is this the article where citibank says chainlink > bitcoin

>>30051496
Did you call her Aunt Jemima and pour pancake syrup all over that bitch

>>30050541
We got too cocky... brb selling all my bitcoin and citi stocks at a MASSIVE loss I'm financially ruined

Scion aka Michael the Autistic Anal Annihilator Burry longed citi last week

>>30051659
Yes.
Pic related.

She's obviously a Band holder.

>>30051659
It's bad. It's not absolutely delusional.

>>30050120
why does every news article in 2021 sound like it's been written by a sassy fat black woman?

>>30050120
literal who

>>30050310
what? literally never heard of jemma

In England shit like "Jemima" or "Jentina" are typical pikey names

ngl that's some funny shit check this out
>And where does that stat even come from, we hear you ask? Luckily Citi points to a source: 99bitcoins.com, a site that “translates bitcoin into plain English”.
https://99bitcoins.com/
you cant make this shit up

>>30050120
FUCK WE'VE BEEN BTFO
citibros, we need to fall back, regroup, and rethink our strategy

>>30051888
What's wrong with that?

Oh wow a hot girl. I am going to click on that!

>>30051728
>gain prominence over X
I'm getting seriously tired of reading shit by people who've clearly read less than 10 books in their life and 7 of those were Harry Potter.

>>30051520
msn is written by gpt-4. got a link?

>>30052002
Are you literally a schizo?

>>30051992
>hot

>Hey JEWS, your research fucking sucks and you should feel bad. You're trying to get the goyim afraid of making money but they see through your shady jewish lies

holy fuck, how did she get away with saying this???

>>30051760
Modern women just write like that, in a sort of condescending way while only appealing to emotions, authoritiy and -ism.

I don't get it. The article says that BTC will moon. Why are people saying its bad?

>>30051888
Not a bad site actually, mostly functional with all javascript off and the layout is decent on a desktop, which is a rarity on the internet these days. All the text is searchable using ctrl-f so it's easy to find what you're looking for and just like it claims, it offers a lot of beginner articles on bitcoin.

I'd give it a score of 99/120.

>>30051582
>commenting on btc since $300
>never made it from crypto
>mad and praying for it’s doom everyday since it mooned in 2017 to be “correct eventually”
Do people really

>>30052045
Yes but that has nothing to do with my post.

>>30051760
Infiltration by women, they ruin everything.

>>30052263
Sure it does.
That phrasing you linked to Harry Potter for some reason is as plain and nondescript as written English gets.

>>30050120
>a woman

>>30051956
check them allah willing

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2021/03/bitcoin-ponzi-generates-ponzi-research/
Boomers seething

>>30052382
I still don't really get it.
It's just a site about Bitcoin geared towards turbonormie boomers.

Nothing really stands out as especially egregious, and there's really nothing to suggest their information is in any way shitty.

>>30051582
This dumb cunt was aware of bitcoin at 300 dollars and cried about it all the way up to 58k.

>>30050120
You just buy bitcoin and you get rich; its that simple.

Glad that roastie doesnt understand. I generally hate women and one more without bitcoin is great for me.

>>30050120
Ahh women. Kek.

>>30051496
Thats a man and you are a literal faggot

It was one of the worst Wall Street mishaps in years: Citigroup accidentally wired $900 million last year to a group of lenders locked in a bitter dispute with the beauty company Revlon.

On Tuesday, a federal judge ruled that the recipients don’t have to have to return the cash.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/16/business/citibank-revlon-loan.html

>>30052002
I may be a schizo too, but I get what you are saying. It's a weirdly irritating phrase that is probably bad English, but I can't specify why. Also it reeks of nocoiner cope.

>>30052325
No, it's extremely poor english I'd expect from an ESL student several decades ago, but now is common because "writers" don't read or learn to write properly.

Gaining prominence is a thing. Surpassing X is a thing. Gaining prominence over X is not a thing and sounds incredibly awkward because prominence isn't a relative state of being. It's an objective state of being. This isn't explicitly stated in common dictionaries but anyone who's see the word used in writing more than thrice would recognize that being prominent OVER SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR is meaningless, because a prominent thing is prominent over ALL things, that's what prominent means.

>>30052418
lmao I clicked that author and this was his most recent article

>>30052639
>it's extremely poor english
What in the world makes you say that?

>>30052594
You don't have to be schizo to recognize bad writing and dislike it. Don't let the ESLs and retards who only read Harry Potter shame you out of mocking and belittling illiterates.

>>30052474
>Nothing really stands out as especially egregious, and there's really nothing to suggest their information is in any way shitty.
anon i mean whatever at the end of the day all info is just regurgitated from the same sources but for something like "how many % businesses accept btc" you'd expect some sort of real world polls with research firms and all that shit, the fud on their article is justified imo

>>30050120
Unironically bullish. The three largest banks in the World are balls in, and this cunt is playing grammar nazi . Also, she was talking shit about BTC at 300, imagine the cope to fud it at 50K. Do read the comments on the original FT piece, they're fucking hilarious.

>>30051582
dear god i can smell her sell order from here

>>30051659
Yeh, most of it is behind a paywall but you can read the comments from all the crypto haters. They are all so fucked, poor things. They literally have no idea what's coming. Stuff like this used to annoy me but we really are entering the '...and then you win' phase.

>>30052639
This is correct. To be prominent is to have surpassed all other things, you can't have surpassed over something, you either surpassed them or you didn't, and you can't gain prominence over something, you are either prominent or not. Well explained, anon.

heh... nothin personnel, kid

>written buy jemima kelly. First owner of SFN (stupid fucking nigger) token. DIDNT READ DONT CARE

Lol says this stupid ho

Pic related

>>30052725
>he doesn't know about the prolapsed anus economy

>>30051496
R..really? Like, no l..larp? What was it like?

>>30053070
this one definitely should go back to the kitchen

>>30053070
lmao what a fucking dumb cunt. I hate women.

>>30051520
>honk honk

>>30052725
Kek

The sad thing is, she’s right. I’m fucking retarded and I knew all of the stuff in that “research document” years ago

>>30050120
So women are complaining that there aren't enough women speculating in cryptocurrency, eh?

>>30052639
Have sex.

>>30050120
Article in an image if anyway is stuck behind a paywall

>>30052725
thanks anon just dilated and sold 900 gorillion chainlink

>>30051496
>says uni instead of university
Are you also a woman? Is Jemma a man hating dyke?

>>30052838
>you'd expect some sort of real world polls with research firms and all that shit
And that's exactly what this is.
That "99bitcoins" site is referencing this: https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200115005482/en/HSB-Survey-Finds-One-Third-Small-Businesses-Accept

It says so right in Jemima's own article that the source is "HSB", pic related.

She's probably just a seething bobofag who wrote this hit piece in a drunken stupor.

>>30053452
>ROFLs
Foids in crypto have been a disaster for the sector as a whole.

>>30052927
Thank you. If I gave more of a shit I'd email a bunch of dictionaries to tell them to clarify this but the wrong usage isn't as widespread as I thought. Most of the examples of wrong usage I found were funny enough in articles about some other crypto flipping bitcoin, which is probably where the "journalist" picked it up.

>>30053452
holy shit. this really does read like a biz shitpost

>>30051285
My name is actually Carlos and I approve of this joke.

>>30053280
It really shouldn't surprise anyone that these propaganda outlets owned by billionaire jews (WSP --> Jeff Bezos aka Mr. Wage Cage himself) write such shit.

>>30050347
/thread

>>30053703
See pic here: >>30053551

She's so incompetent she doesn't even know what it says in the pics in her own article.

>>30051496
Sir, how to make love to beautiful blonde woman on Uniswap ?

>>30053070

>>30053551
dumb bitches like her really need to go back to the kitchen

>>30050540
I enjoy taking them down.

>>30053844
But they speak out against the bad ORANGE MAN so theyre good!

>>30054164
is "jemima" a typical canadian name, or what?

>>30052173
I could never respect a woman who is this vapid.

>>30054306
It is an American negro name, from a century ago
The internet says the name is Hebrew for "dove", but everything written down about Jews is a lie and I don't believe that

I'm disheartened that the only women left are vapid cunts like this. My grandmother is rolling in her fucking grave. What happened to strong women who could complement a man?

>>30054367
Bad news anon...

>>30053452
cherry on top, oh no no no, not the mooch, even fringe political figures are joining the bandwagon (nvm Mark Cuban or Musk, but hey Gates still counts because he is against it).

I hate the media. You guys should really take a look at graphic novel called "The Nightly News" from the mid 2000s. And do the same. In minecraft.

>>30052222
Nice review and nicer digits

>>30054219
down to pound town

>>30055090
Thanks. When I saw the quads I regretted not giving more of a meme score, like 99/222 or something but I wanted to give a reasonable score for the website.

I wish more websites would just stick to basic html and stop with all the javascript bullcrap. I hate it so much.

>>30050347
Exactly and precisely THIS. What's next op? Are you going to tell us to start onlyfans and chaturbate then spend the gains on LULULEMON, Starbucks, Target and Sephora? LOL