/biz/ - Business & Finance

When Saudi declines to produce enough Oil to keep up with world demands. You investors are going to see some serious shit.

Well, fuck

REMINDER TO BUY WATER ETFS

>her face when she looks at your portfolio today

So, is ABNB a buy at this price?

Is this a day I should buy a LEAP on SOXL?

I HATE CRBP

stocks are still too high

What the fuck is your problem, TSLA?

I picked a BOMB-ASS time to buy TQQQ a few minutes ago.

>>30143992
N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R

HCMC can make you very rich now faggots just throwing it out there

>Sold the bottom
>Proceeded to short the bottom too
I want the pain to be over bros.

>>30144052

I caught SOXL at $35. Might have actually bought the bottom of something for once.

Should I sell all of this and buy SOXL?

how is it that retro anime girls are so much better then what we have now?

what did you buy today frens? I bought fish stonks

Sm͡i̴lé. ͝S̢mi̛l͜e.͝ ̀Śmi̶le. HE͘R͜ ͝s̨mi͜le. ͟Always ͠hap̛py̴.̀ ̢A͠lw̶ays͠ sm͘il̀in̢g. C͟omfo̷rti̷ǹg͠ ̴smile. Ąlẁa͠ys͟ w͝a͢tc͘hin̴g. ̢Com̶fort̴in̶g̶ ̨smi̧l͜e.

a͠l͘ways̸ w͠hem ̡i̕ ͡sta̛r͟t l̛osinG t͞ou̷ch ͢w̕i̡t̶h H͢ER

t̕h̡e ͜s̶mI͜le̸ remiND̴ş m̀e ̵óf ̛my ̛o̶ath

>Burry tweets about Pho
>PHO is a water ETF
what did he mean by this?

>>30144052
but im green :(

Oilchads we are back

Anons, I've sold everything and have put it all on SQQQ, am I about to be bogged?

Your mom loves my pipe

>10 year yield up 3.8% today

This is far from over. Monday was only green because the australian central bank doubled down on QE

How do you even make money at the moment? I'm considering a 3x leveraged copper ETF, or is the commodities rally over too?

>>30144034
no, they won't do this. Everybody else would simply take their market share. Canadian oil sands have a fuck ton in proven reserves just waiting for something like 100/bbl prices.

>>30144034
Why would they do that anon?

The markets cuts like a knife Brain Adams would say........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBc

so what are u complain about lmao

don’t be a fag who believes in this shit that is shilled on /biz/
>gas will kill ethereum and common trading with lp
if you want to live and have income follow me
check ENQ Blockchain, gem blockchain for smart guys

>>30144078
AAAAAA FUCK YOU WHY DO I ALWAYS FUCKING DO IT WRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOXL
You pull it

listen to drum & bass for better returns anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKAQ3qqI4KM

>>30144122
Maybe he just likes the food??

>There is little argument concerning the potential of Palantir's technology. The argument is over valuation. Palantir trades for more than 40 times sales. That's frothy for a government contractor and elevated for a commercial software specialist.

>Palantir is both, but it's worth noting that in the most recent quarter, government customers accounted for nearly 60% of total revenue, and the government portion of the business grew faster than the commercial portion. The company has announced new partnerships aimed at boosting that commercial portion, but those are in the early stages, and working with partners could reduce the profitability of new commercial clients brought in through the arrangement.

>Nothing is wrong with Palantir the business, but investors in February began to reconsider Palantir the stock. Given its valuation, don't be surprised if there is more volatility in the months ahead.
PLTRannies 41% soon

Daily Reminder: To filter out all animefaggots. They produce nothing of substance and are worthless shills.

>>30144142
TMV

It's a v-shaped recovery
congratulations to those who held or even bought the dip... you're a genius

>>30144102

Commodities you stupid nigger

>>30144101

yeah thats what people said yesterday when they grabbed it for 38.

enjoy your bottom.

FRX at 11 you get another chance to hop in on Shaqs SPAC. It's merging with BeachBody so it's a no brainer

Should I hold Ocugen or Globalstar overnight?

>>30144051
Why and which one

Recovery tomorrow... right?

>can't even break the 13k resistance
bobo are you ok?

reaskin'

>>30143842

>>30144104
>Another Ryoko to add to the collection
Thank you anon.

RIGHT ABOUT NOW
BOUT NOW
BOUT NOW
BOUT NOW

DEAD CAT BOUNCE! DO NOT BE FOOLED!

>he thought the dark pool data was real and meant something

>>30144210
>filtering an anonymous image board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

>>30144234
My cost basis is pre-split. $38 x15 would've been close to $600 which is meh for semis right now. Close to $500 is the juicy spot.

>>30144102
Yeah dude, sell your memes and buy a leveraged meem. Good idea.

I want the bad red numbers to go away

well this completely distracted me from work this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOQkk3ojNfM

Question: Does TSLA go down when SpaceX rockets explode?

My poorfolio is about to dip below 5 figures

>>30144052

>>30144034
Why would they do that and why would it matter when we're way oversupplied anyway due to covid?

>>30143992
Things are looking good on the S&P 500 for the rest of the day. The current channel looks set to break through the mega downward channel defined in the earlier part of the day. Once we intersect the upper bound, a breakout could happen to well above today's open.

>>30144279
AGTC

bounce is over, enjoy free fall

Ooooooooooh
What drops like a stone to the ground of the sea?
A-QUA BOUN-TY
pinkish and red and non-profitable is she
A-QUA BOUN-TY
If sins against nature be something you wish
A-QUA BOUN-TY
then buy up more shares of this mutant fish
A-QUA BOUN-TY
A-QUA BOUN-TY
A-QUA BOUN-TY
AAAA-QUAAAA BOUN-TYYYYYYY
(ree ree ree ree ree ree ree ree)

IM FUCKING BROKE NIGGA

how come big institutions that create etf's are so retarded?
It's like an ape trying to build a sand castle.
They put whatever garbage they can into those tech, gaming, bond, dividend, clean energy etf's.
LITERAL RETARDS

>>30144303
My darkpool picks make me profit

meme numbers sell offffffffff

>>30144052

>>30144254
>demand will be through the roof this summer
>climate change will increase the price of water for farming for years due to worse droughts
>Burry tweeted about pho food

idk it seems like a not bad long term plya due to climate change

>>30144078
The nasdump bounced absolutely perfectly off the 12680 dip. I scooped tqqq too

SOUR HOUR ABOUT TO CRATER NASDUMP ANOTHER 300 POINTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw you know that Bayhorse is /pmg's/ LINK but you're too afraid to buy when the price goes down and too afraid to chase when the price goes up

this shit really is a total mindfuck. i wanted stuff that mooned to go down so i could buy more but actually seeing it, and still being above the price i paid i just fucking hate it. all these three percent down days are sickening.

>>30144181
YEP. Done. Fuck this

should i pick up some soxl tqqq and fngu?

>wired $5,000 to broker
>it's as if I didn't

>>30144102
CLF

>>30144129
Thank you for your sacrifice. Line will go up now

>>30144092
the only way to win is to DCA Buy & Hodl good companies. i own QCOM and SWBI and while im down atm im not worried because i know they'll be hitting new ATH's again in a year if not sooner. im young and have a good job i can continue to average down and wait if necessary, and then scale out on the way up.

>>30144149
>>30144162
>>30144344
The amount of people here trying to act like they know what they're talking about is adorable. Enjoy your $3-$4 dollar a gallon gas.

SOUR HOUR
O
U
R

H
O
U
R

>>30144456
Yeah in a week...

what's this pattern?

>>30144375
YAMATE

>>30144052

>>30144142
just let fucking tech dump.. really not that hard

>>30144377
They're probably forced to do that to check certain 'diversification' and 'safety' brackets.

P A N I C

>>30143992
How high can we expect SOXL to go after it recovers?

>>30144450
3% down before daily inflation?

>>30144441
SHUT UP!!!! I just bought TQQQ!!!

SOXL IS ABOUT TO DUMP AGAIN

Hello, police? I'd like to file a report. It's my portfolio. It has been raped.

Does anyone have TZA?

>>30144069
I love CRBP. I averaged down on my April 4c calls.

>>30144549
yeah im getting spit roasted by three percent drops

the fuck happened to FUBO? earnings was great

How come western trannies are so fucking shit compared to eastern ones??

>>30144507
The Mutant fish special

how are you guys not worried about possible stagflagnation of the economy and keep buying stocks, goes beyond me

>>30144543
It will take a few years, but I can see it doubling within 2 years at least.

>>30144052

>>30144475
>>wired $5,000 to broker
>>it's as if I didn't

SEMPAI NOTICE ME!

Can somebody wise explain what's going on. I thought I knew but apparently I don't:

Bond yields are rising because nobody is buying the US bonds, this also means the price is rising. The market is afraid the FED is going to raise interest rates (the yield rates). There is also an abundance of liquidity that could cause inflationary issues.

>>30144230
who the fuck even buys steel reserve besides old alcoholic white men who live below the poverty line

Are ya winning son?

>>30144034
Why would they do this when they have supply from last year they’re waiting to off when the price returns to normal?

NOW THAT YOUR ROSE IS IN BLOOM

A LIGHT HITS THE GLOOM

ON THE GREY


BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA

>>30144557
>>30144441
WILL FUCKING ONE OF YOU JUST BE RIGHT SO I KNOW IF I FUCKED UP SELLING AT $84 OR NOT GOD DAMMIT

haha but yeah guys i kinda really fucking need this CRBP thing to work out otherwise i might seriously off myself haha

>>30144149
>>30144162
>they dont know
lol stay poor

>>30144617
I really hope there is a hell for faggots like you

>>30144565
>cunny connelly
Can any female ever compete?

>ETSY
what the fuck

>>30144207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atjQcRXX-NI

Let's just get over with this baby dip and instead let's repeat previous march happening and buy the bottom for some easy 100% by the end of summer.

>>30144664
stop posting kids, this isn't /tv/

>>30144543
How does $1000 sound

>>30144443
Who gives a fuck what pmg thinks is good, stay away from faggot rocks.

>>30144617
walking around all day is going to give you, among many other health benefits, a better body for girl mode.
They won before they even tried winning.

>>30144507
Oh yeah that patterns called we’re going to war soon to reprop up the petrodollar

>QQQ UP ONLY 3% IN 6 FUCKING MONTHS

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT TECH WAS THE FUTURE ITS FUCKING TRASH WORSE THAN BOOMER STOCKS ONE MORE DAY LIKE THIS AND ITS FUCKING OVER AND GONE WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just want to retire bros I'm feeling physically ill. If I dont make it in 4 years I might as well just give up

I've been making swing trades all day, selling every time there is a turn or when I get 2%. I'm up 10% today.

>>30144102
SWBI hold until after earnings and see what happens.

TSLA WILL NEVER GO BELOW 666$

the stock price had come down
and so i bought the dip
but it was a ticket
on an abandoned ship

Oil bros how you holding up?

>>30144743
Yeah, but where is the bottom. Last year I bought like 12 or 14 "bottoms".

I FORGOT ABOUT SOUR HOUR AND BOUGHT SOXL AT $36

>>30144210
>animefaggots. They produce nothing of substance and are worthless shills.
This is true

>>30144810
nice bro what do you use to predict the price?

>>30144767
yes, stick to faggot stocks

>>30144420
He tweeted about tacos and heavy metal too

>>30144607
FUBO is a long play imo, like past summer 2021. what were FUBO earnings like, specifics wise?

>>30144841
phenomenal

>>30144792
Why buy QQQ when you can buy TQQQ?

>>30144244
FRX bag holder here. Do you think that SPACs can make it? They have been getting railed today

UUUU

>>30143992
why is soxl a better pick then soxs?

>I have to sit here 4 hours waiting to get the best deal at 3:57 only for it to tank tomorrow.

>>30144698
RAT

>red on everything other than SKT
Yeah, I'm never fucking with memes again after this.

>>30144704
>Pajeet scribbles
Youre cleaning toilets Aramaco? So cool

>>30144149
North american market isn't the same as european market

>>30144092
Classic /biz/ moment

>>30144136
Ok thank you, what's driving the market price upwards?

>>30144052

BTC miners go brrr

talk dirty to me about GTE

>>30144698
CRBP IS DEAD

I'm gonna shill DISCA because I want everyone to make it.

>>30144904
it's not, you need them both to make it

>>30144101
why soxl instead of soxs

I hate the Dow Jones so much

Alarms ringing

>>30144841
literally the best it has been.

Lfg

>>30144925
AH rats are the worst...

>>30144487
I'm just gonna do this. My brain is too small for scalping, my hands are too weak.

>>30144899
If SPACs don't make a comeback I will have lost more than 30% in a month while the market is still only a smidge below ATHs kek

>>30144744
Go back 2 leddit fucking fag.

>>30144698

>>30144877
>Fiesta Del Mar
>First Trust Dow Jones Select MicroCap Index Fund (FDM)
>one of the only ETFs that's been going up during the past 2 weeks

>>30144863
Generally how the priced has moved over similar days. For example, red days always seem to start with a mass morning sell off followed by a slight recovery.
This meme pic also helps aswell.
The trick is is to not get greedy, which is why I have the 2% limit.

WHEN THE FUCK WILL LINE GO BACK UP AGAIN? I REFUSE TO SELL

>>30144867
kek

Unironically making a pink wojak face in real life right now

>>30144052

I suggest you fucks to read atlas shrugged.

>he still hasn't turned his meme tech stocks into value stocks and precious metals

>>30144830
But it' at 665 right now though

>MGM resorts are now above 2018 price
This is bullshit.

Dubs and we make money.

>>30144230
How about MRO calls?

>>30144507
following the SPY

ELON BUY BTC, NO ONE CARES ABOUT SHITBOXES
SAVE THE MISSION AND THE COIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30144698
holy shit you guys are so IMPATIENT with CRBP my god not everything is going to go parabolic within a few days or even weeks of you buying. we have earnings coming up on March 11th with Lupus trial primary data being released

WHAT TO FUCKING BUY

>>30144487
This. It's so much less stressful.

>>30144944
i have no fucking idea who saudi insider is, all i know is he was right in January

>>30145130
charting patterns are bullshit and are why most people think TA is bullshit, if the pattern fails it forms a new pattern, the failures iterate until a successful pattern kicks in and you go "OH ROOK AT DAT SEE T A VELLY GOOD HOHOHOHO"

>>30145266
ayyy blessed

>>30145266
YES

>>30144792
Tech already went up a shitload recently. Since it was overvalued it's the first to dump when we hit any kind of market turbulence.

>>30145229
Sports betting revolution and vertical integration opportunities, pal

https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/australia-10-year-bond-yield

DOOM

>>30145277
Sounds comfy. MRO is cheap and volatile

>>30144749
1000? when in 5 years?

Can't we just gas the jews so we can come back to an healthy swing crab market instead of this fake infinite growth bullshit that explodes in our faces any time a fly farts?

>>30145302
What did he leak?

>>30145266
HCMC Pump get your tickets before Reddit does

So any fellow Barfchads wondering when up-listing will happen? Anyone got any good estimates perhaps? I accumulated down low, but want to accumulate more so hoping for a dip. made a lot of money in the meanwhile that I could now use but need dips and also hope up=listing will happen soonish

Help my SPACs have fallen and they can't get up.

Reminder to buy AAPL at $50

>>30145266
Thank you!

>>30145214
I literally cant due to tax reasons :(

>>30145313
Well lets say it works 70% of the time. Are you winning or losing? If it works 50% then you break even. It's a calculated risk.

>>30145344

quick what do i buy for comfy 10% recovery tomorrow

>>30144968

>>30145403
OH LAWD HE COMIN

Anyone trading Costco options? Got calls for 330 friday

>>30145403
same here, i bought all my SPACS at 10.50 and they've now fallen below it

shitstocks bleed red, oil bleeds green.

>>30143992
I just bought more AMD. Had I fucked up?

How do you know if the market will be red or green? When i went to bed at 5am everything was green premarket

>>30145403
Can't be any worse than SRAC

>>30145130
So is GUSH a bullish Pennant or a Rising Wedge?

>>30144625
Same shit was being said for the past 20 years. 30% in stocks so who cares

Shall I buy HUTMF?

Feels good to be in oil and green memergy at the same time.

>>30145344

>reopening begins
>market crashes from fed retardation

Back to square 1

>>30145344
Is it China selling off all their WASP country bonds?

>>30145438
Me under the bridge

>>30144375
Lmao have a (you)

>>30145098
Thanks anon, I was looking at the wrong one

>>30145535
I dumped my AMD this morning. You win if tech recovers tomorrow, or you will bleed out your ass as tech continues to correct down from insane valuations.

>>30145291
>EOM January we should see some movement bro
>It was a February play bro trust me
>Just wait for earnings March 11th bro
>Bro wait till they release their other trial data April
>Bro wait till September until the repeat trial results come out

>>30145438
based doomposter

I added this on my watchlist for some reason I can't remember. Anyone familiar with wtf happened?

>>30145344
uh oh

>>30144375
Too good

>The year is 2022
>The goverment's new fiscal policy of literally printing money and buying all their own bonds back has causes 40% inflation
>The prices of silver continues to hover around $22 per ounce

Well, I'm going to go spray the weeds outside, and possibly drink half of it.

Bobo pls...

>>30145667
kek

>>30145378
someone was shilling shorting oil with one of the inverse oil ETFs, saudi insider just got mad at him being retarded then posted the time stamp to prove him wrong

honestly it's more confirmation bias than anything, nothing specific was actually leaked

>>30145291
Earnings coming up!
>for a company that has no products to sell

>>30145670
save half for me anon!

SCHD, the only green in my sea of red portfolio, I'll just focus on that

I cant sell now cause im too far down

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM

>RKT
Might as well stay for the divi...

>>30144078
You are like little babby, I just yolod a grand into TQQQ OTM calls expiring day after tomorrow for the bounce.

Get on my level.

>>30144420
>climate change

>>30145130

>Fucken meme lines
>how do they work

Might as well use astrology

What is the "next step" in terms of profitable investing? I have a lot of money in index funds and a decent amount of ethereum, but at the moment I feel like I am just waiting around for prices to go up or just holding index funds until I retire. What else is there to do? I am a mildly autistic engineer who likes math so I am not completely incompetent when it comes to numbers

>>30145667
>40% inflation
Hyperinflation is 50%

>>30144063
yes

>>30145392
i have no idea but i bet the red tape will make it take many months to a year. i also want to get more before Q1 earning reports start coming out for all these miners

ok now.. THIS! is the bottom

what stock to buy if i want to lose all my money?

>>30145628
same same

>>30145670
Yesterday the lawn was bare. This morning I go out and there's fucking clover, sedge, and dandelions covering at least half the yard. Aaaaaand the grass is still fucking dormant. Glad to see my pre-emergent did nothing.

>>30144375
fucking kek

>>30145744
Probably gonna be some rebound and some premium to sell too

>>30145641
>>EOM January we should see some movement bro
we did
>>It was a February play bro trust me

never said this, why else would i buy april calls
>>Just wait for earnings March 11th bro
Yes, and up until then as well.
>>30145727
Small cap bios often use earnings release to update news on their pipeline & trials. Doesn’t mean it will happen with CRBP, but very likely some good news will be forthcoming. Commercialization news is a big small cap bioshit feature on earnings.

>>30145428
IF IT WORKS 70% OF THE TIME EVERYBODY WOULD DO IT AND IT WOULD BE IN EVERY SINGLE STOCK MARKET AND TRADING TEXTBOOK EVER MADE GUESS WHAT ITS NOT YOU DUMB NIGGER

>>30145784
GME

UH OH BROS. HELP.

Sour hour sucks ass desu senpai.

>>30145784
Any of them

You win some you lose some. I've capitulated. I sold SOXL

>>30144052
It keeps shrinking.

>>30145727
What are you talking about they sell designer bags, I've bought a fuckton of them to carry around.

>Everything plummeting
>Oil not even getting touched.
When things go green you guys are going to be crying because you didn't buy any oil stocks.

>>30145864
Lmao

>>30145570
I've got 141 shares of FCEL, its a comfy hold sine hydrogen is projected to be a trillion dollar industry in the next coming years. But that's as green as I'll get.

Warning, I bought a good position in iShares U.S. Energy ETF so now that is guaranteed to dump as well starting tomorrow.

>>30145204
Can I get a tldr?

Hey penny stock retards stay on the bottom

>>30145843
why would people teach you how to make money if it works for them and they need you to lose money so you can buy their bags?

AAAAAAAAAA WE ARE DOOMPING EVEN MORE

>>30145667
Its actually going to be around 10 dollars

>>30145864
I bought your bags anon

>>30145843
i also get irrationally angry at some of the stupid posts here

shill me the most pajeet tier stock

Inflation is a meme and will never go above 3% the yield will hit -2 in 2028

>>30145403
I just sold and went all in on GUSH
Sorry for anyone in oil
Expect SPACs to pump now as well

BUY TLS for tomorrows earning spike

>>30145864
Keking my fucking sides off.

>>30145900
>>30145570
shill me on oil companies

>>30144375
it's funny cause it's true

>>30145552
>GUSH
Falling Wedge but I'd rather you follow the market on days like this.

>>30145784
mine

>>30145403
I'm literally all SPACs + Chinky scams + a few tech memes
I bought BARF as a joke and it's the only green ticker in my entire portfolio lol

NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>30145986
CRBP

CATHIE WE NEED TO TALK

I think i'm lowering my price target for SOXL. I'll be there to buy 600000 at $25

>>30145989

Nigga bacon is $20 inflation is already here

>>30145922
> commies bad
> tech dies quickly
> mines keep operating even when CEO tries to fuck them up
> be a battleship chad

>>30144101
I hope this is a joke

>>30145737
SCHD has been great this year so far. Maybe the diviboomers were right...

>>30145843
Because you lose 30% of the time. For some unlucky people that would mean they lose every time.

>>30145986
Quite literally CRBPajeet.

Dear god ceix hit 1.70 today I couldve dumped my bags on somebody and got in lower. Need to set up an alert

>>30145864
Buy high, sell low.

BROS

>>30144899
SPACs can make it depending on who they're merging with. I've done 2 SPAC plays and walked away with profit. It's not a short term thing though so keep that in mind. Personally I really like FRX

MVIS on sale niggers buy dip

>>30144052
You lost how much today????

How can I expect you to raise and protect our son when you can't even protect your net-worth!!!

Anon!!

Tyreese may be a drug smuggler and convicted felon, but he makes consistent profits year-over-year. Hmm. Maybe HE should raise our son?

>>30146022
most cars run on oil

I know we are up Oil Chads but we are slowly bleeding.

Is OPEC going to assblast us tomorrow?

>>30146003
you do know OPEC is tomorrow right? Do you like coinflip gambles that much?

im bullish for oil but i've been averaging in since January so i don't really give a shit at this point even if Suncor somehow goes down -10% short-term

BROS ITS NOT BOUNCING

WHY ISNT IT BOUNCING!!!

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30145986
i spent 4 years on my pajeetonmics degree, and you think i'm just going to tell you that for free

THESE FUCKING NIGGER ETFS

I have calls for Friday. Do I sell now before I get fucked more?

gold is down, again

>>30146076
I don't know how to read charts, is that an inverse cup and handle?

>>30146081
Your getting scammed anon. Thats a very high bacon price

>>30144899
>All that shit and no PSTH

>>30146089
>be a battleship chad
Oh hell yeah I love that movie.
"If Jimmy says he's gettin in, HE'S GETTIN IN!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

QQQ to 270

>>30146080
I'd say 32 or 35

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

>>30146169
everything is on fuckin sale and we are fuckin broke. fuck off

>>30146212
probably but OPEC was never my focus

all i need is crude oil to stabilize above $50 and Suncor for reinstate full dividends by summer thanks to that
I'm holding shares and LEAPS why do I give a shit about timing

>>30146216
The dead cat is on ketamine and quaaludes

>>30146215
>Do you like coinflip gambles that much?
i live my life for coinflip

>>30146215
I'm like 90 percent cash right now. The 10 percent I went all in on GUSH because it's going to crash and burn regardless

>>30146248
If you held this long I’d either roll em to next month to keep the dream alive or pray for a big rally.

I don’t think the rally is coming, we need 10% lower to shake out this froth.

>>30146267

Went to two different stores because I couldn’t believe. This is not an exaggeration

QQQ TO 270

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30144052
>>30146182
>praying and hoping your line goes up
>you literally have no control
>real men go out and get their capital in exchange for sweat and blood
>their profit is assured
holy shit traders are cucks..

>>30145922
>commies are really bad
>wagies are absolute parasites of society
>heroes are billionaire hedgies
>AYN RAND has a massive boner for billionaire hedgies
>AYN RAND would love to have a bukkake session with billionaire hedgies at a secretive location called "AYN'S GULTCH"

Do I... Do I buy the SQQQ?

>>30146336
>I'm like 90 percent cash right now.
kek anon that's not "all in"..

Are spy strangles the move here?

>>30146329
Like dad

>>30146081
I noticed ribeye steak has gone up from $11/lb to $13/lb over the last couple years

>>30146403
You mean TQQQ? Then yes, buy

>>30144052

>Biden becomes president
>TQQQ crashes 12% in a month.

>>30146032
These patterns should be looked at at a daily level or something longer-term?

>>30146403
Yea bro; buy high, sell low.

>>30146405
I'm all in on the dollar.

>>30146215
No, why would saudis flood the market when them and everyone in opec is reliant on oil going back to normal prices or higher?

>>30145667
>year is 2048
>commerce is now conducted in hypothetical shares of NFT bitcoin Avatars scoring insane goals in cyberfootball+
>converted from shares to USD, a loaf of bread costs $425
>silver boomers cheer as silver finally hits $35

>>30146414
if by "spy" you mean "neck", then yes.

>>30146450
What are you trying to say anon?

what brokers are the Europeans using? im German and wanna get into investing

>>30146450
Biden was a great presidential candidate, those were some major pumps. The market is just desperate for some good hopium and it became clear that Biden isn't some magic man who can fix everything

Are some of you down today? Do you not diversify?
1.78% up so far for the day. This is an easy game to win.

MSFT down over 7% in 12 days
Will Microsoft even still be a company in another 6 months?

>>30146564
turkish express

>>30146530
>everyone in opec
The Saudis don't like that part. Nor does their principle arms dealer.

I went from triple digits to double digit portfolio. Give me an option play for 36 bucks or less

Been gone for a while.
What are the current /biz/ stocks?

>>30146450
I miss him bros

>>30146572
>worst post ever
I'm down 25% bros, woe

>>30146536
FUCK
Should I be long on loafs of bread?

>>30146572
Old dementia man who's been in politics for almost 50 years and accomplished nothing was a great candidate
HA

>>30146638
GUSH (based)
SOXL (cringe)

>>30146572
>Biden was a great presidential candidate

>>30146638
RYCEY and GEO I are the only correct answers

>>30146502
If we close at this level today on the nasdaq, won't this be the fifth distribution day? That's fucking red flag alert right there

>>30143992
>>30143992
>>30143992
New
>>30143992
>>30143992
>>30143992

>>30146022

>>30146638
Whatever you do don't buy the mutant fish.

>>30146530
The conspiracy theory is that they want to push American shale out of the market by bankrupting them, and they can only do that by keeping oil under 50 for a prolonged period of time.

>>30145922

hedge funds are gigachads beyond mortal comprehension
everyone else is a brainlet
ayan rand wants to fuck gigachads in a Wakanda like area


thats it really

>>30146572
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

THANKS FOR THE COMEDY BRO I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY

>>30146387
>praying line goes up
>not simply holding stock in good companies, DCA'ing your paycheck in as it goes down to buy more for cheaper, and having 100% full faith that it will go up in the long term

i KNOW line will go up in the long term in the companies i own. i have a good job. everything else is just patience.

What dip even looks appealing at this point? Everything makes me cringe...

>>30146604
you tell me anon

>>30145784
Choose anything shilled in this general.

>>30146690
RYCEY = DYCEY

>>30145548
This one hurts bad. And XL

BOTTOM IS UP ALL BUY NOW

>>30145266
When though?

>>30146564
Degiro but it's kinda gay and wouldn't recommend for when there's market panic. Cheap tho

>>30146734
BHS

>>30146690
Burry GEO?

>>30146698
Yea if we close like this we are gonna crash. There should at least be a short covering rally into the close.

>>30146564
Robin-Charles De Toro

>>30146638
AQB i MNXXF

>>30146734
AGTC

>>30146530
there's a good argument for both directions and you should never rely on OPEC on anything
i'd never bet my money on a coinflip, i'd lose in the long-term with coinflips

>>30145784
GEVO

new

>>30146809
>>30146809
>>30146809
>>30146809

10 year Bond yield. It's fucking paper. Why are all you scaresd of paper?

Take me back to bullrun city

>>30146787
Yes

>>30146646
I wish Trump could tweet again...

>>30146718
"conspiracy theory" it's blatantly obvious reality. They turbofuck the US and laugh about it as we spend billions keeping those towlheads. Glass the whole fucking region

>>30146572
I’m in Switzerland and even we know Bidet is a fucking asshat.

>>30146479
Day level only, I think, perhaps even only hourly or minutely. Look at actual fundamentals for long term pics. But there are no fundamentals in the market today.

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHERES THE BOTTOM

>>30146572
People shit on Trump for saying like 37% when AKSHUALLY it's 36.74% you fucking retard idiot baboon meanwhile Biden keeps pamphlets in his pocket to remind him of his own name and pulls them out to read off of them on camera and no one says a word.

>>30146712
I still can't believe that wasn't a hit. Mutant fish, for restaurants, during lockdowns. But it's gone down regardless

>>30146661
He accomplished beating Trump. Even if it's through fraud, it just means he cheated better than Trump. I bet Trump wishes he was as good at election fraud as Biden.

>>30146655
I don't want to be an asshole but that sounds like a you problem. It pumped massively from the second he won in novemember until january. Many people, me included are still massively up.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Buy the dips! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>30146959
Mc donalds is not a restaurant
Imagine a real restaurant selling cheap ass disgusting flavourless untrained gmo fish
Who the fuck would eat there?

>>30146572
Biden is great. I bought a bunch of stocks on sale today

>>30146712
Um no, this the exact time *to buy* the mutant fish

>>30144507
You forgot the watermark

>>30146069
Do you feel in charge?

>>30146970
Trump never wanted the job in the first place. But he wanted a second term to avoid jail time.

>>30147168
> Buy it before the ladder attack ends
ngmi

how can soxl not go to 0?

>>30147280
A-anata... monsteru desu...

Should I sell my SOS call or wait another day

>>30147394
AMAT and LRCX are holding it up.

>>30147487
they are surely going to dump hard soon though

>>30146182
Or maybe we should put a bullet in every head of the FED and their supporters.

>>30145545
Male does it, assault.
Female does it, cute tiktok video.

Fuck double standards.

>>30147963
Surely you mean in Minecraft, friend

>>30144102
LOL this retard bought VLDR over MVIS

Down almost 4% kek.
Tomorow better have at least some rebound, or else! Maybe eventually something cool will happen.

Fuck the stock market.

10 year note and 30 yr bond auction tomorrow. Let's see how this blows over

>>30144372
Ticker with No crumbs?

>>30148042
Not today. I'm thinking about a more realistic game.

>>30144052