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>> No.30156233

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30156342
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>> No.30156402

OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL

>> No.30156403
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30156403

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4411110-current-version-of-cleveland-cliffs-is-lourenco-goncalves-defining-masterpiece

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>>30154239
Fucking OP. Include the previous link. Why are you all so retarded.

>> No.30156525
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30156525

the market is dropping
i've lost all my gains
i might just start doing
a lot of cocaine

>> No.30156581
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30156581

Have over half a million in NW at 24, somehow still can’t get a gf...

This is truely demoralizing, I’m gonna try again at 1 million but holy shit i’m considering going to the docs for major depression issues...

>> No.30156582

so friends, was this the bottom y/n?

>> No.30156610

Fuck stocks

>> No.30156664

>>30156510
Sorry, it was my first time making an /smg/

>> No.30156668

>up 2.5K on a red day
oilbros, how do you feel being a part of the real economy?

>> No.30156674

Fuck moderna
Fuck CRBP
Fuck

>> No.30156695
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30156695

The maggot MOTHER shall guide us as we follow HER down this dark road.

>> No.30156714
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30156714

MY FUCKING REAL LIFE WILL NEVER START WHAT THE FUCK I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN CRYPTO

>> No.30156767

>>30156582
I think JPOW wants a 20% drop from the ATH to shake out the leverage and the speculation

>>30156668
Don’t get cocky until OPEC announcers

>> No.30156843

>>30156581
anon literally just pay for high class escorts. you can spend 2k on a super classy broad to hang out all night. And women are naturally attracted to men that other women are attracted to. So just game the system and pay women to be attracted to you until you attract a gf.

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>>30156402
It's going to be a green day tomorrow fellow oil barons.

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>>30156582
I think maybe another couple red days. It's already been 3 weeks, which is about how long these usually are

>>30156767
We're not quite at 10% yet, 20% seems like too much right now. They could have already gotten there if they wanted to, they wouldn't drag it out over 2-3 months

>> No.30157092

>>30156767
I don't think that it's in OPEC's best interests to raise production right now, there's still too much uncertainty regarding price stability and they have a window of a few months where they can profit massively off of highly priced oil while most of America's rigs are still offline - ultimately, people were expecting the worst from OPEC, and the pop we saw today was a return to a more acceptable degree of uncertainty, and after the meeting tomorrow I see us staying above at least $60 bbl and a massive rally in energy stocks.

>> No.30157252

>>30156674
fukk everything; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA

>> No.30157329
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>>30156525
i was so close to making it
practically raking it
snatched away
the markets gay

>> No.30157375
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>>30156767
>dont get cocky

SOXL trannystock holders will be left at the 20$ floor tomorrow while us oil barons go to the moon.

>> No.30157475

>>30156714
>fomos into crypto at "Return to Normal"
lmao

If stocks keep selling crypto will follow. Especially since all these hedgies bought it alongside their other overvalued tech stocks.

>> No.30157553

>>30156767
>shake out the leverage and the speculation
That's 50-60% from the ATH.
Leverage alone I'll give you 20%.

>> No.30157623

>>30156843
this. take the escort pill

>> No.30157626

>>30156233
Weedmd (wddmf) .34 a share.

>> No.30157980
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>>30156581
nothing wrong with you pal, ok, get that right!
its a clown world we live in.
(((feminism))) is one of the problems put onto the white man not to reproduce anymore so that inferior races have a chance to take over the world by birthrate. and who is behind that all?????????????

>> No.30157983

>>30157626
Weed stocks are really risky right now

>> No.30158181

>>30157983
It’s one of those throw $100 at it and forget it until it hits $12.

>> No.30158195

>>30157980
JUDEN

>> No.30158209

>>30158181
That makes sense

>> No.30158290

>>30158195
genau!

>> No.30158436

>>30158209
Realistically I think it’ll hit 8-9, it’s had success with prescription users in the US and just released a new line in Canada. Plus legalization in the US is imminent.

>> No.30158586
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30158586

no matter how rich you r you can't buy a 3090 GPU that hasn't been raped by coinfags.

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30158654

no ever speak to me or me short every again

>> No.30158676

>that TSLA dip AH
LOL
Entire villages in India about to be margin called

>> No.30158681
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30158681

SOXL shills get the bullet

>> No.30158725

>>30158586
this ;_;
god have been wanting buy 3090 for literal year now
NVIDA am mess

fk these pieces of IDIOT DUMMIES

>> No.30158736

>>30158586
starting 1499.99
how many you want me to get???

>> No.30158756

CRBP bros. You will be paytient. You will not be an ADHD faggot.

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>>30156525
winter sun sets
twilight approaching market
portfolio settles to earth

>> No.30158830

>>30158736
the problem they ALL used or renewe
we get someones sloppy seconds cards

>> No.30158838

how do i short the goyim

>> No.30158944

>>30158736
3090s in all likelyhood am DISCONTIUED

they were over specced, and too hackable
they gonna be worth 5k in year

>> No.30159056

>>30158944
I have one of those auto-refresh scripts on BestBuy.com but I'm not holding my breath. Sad

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>>30154239
Well fuck, pack it up everyone go home. Saw this by a rando on FB today. If that's not an indicator I dont know what is

>> No.30159284

>>30159056
no ones getting new 3000s until atleast April, but probably January. Expect them sold out instantly.

>> No.30159384

ok guys and gays what can we do to get one of the 3090s?

>> No.30159415
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HOLY FUCK ELON ROCKET FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND IT LANDED

>> No.30159467

how do i invest in sex?

>> No.30159489

>>30158838
>how do I lose money

>> No.30159532

>>30159467
Why would you invest in that heavily shorted piece of shit? Young men aren't even buying it anymore.

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kek I hope you're not holding reddit's bags again

>> No.30159594

>>30159532
I mean like fucking

>> No.30159674

>>30159594
$DIS owns the rights to fucking and sucking so go crazy

>> No.30159762

>>30157092
>I don't think that it's in OPEC's best interests to raise production right now

You're right! Problem is, they're bunch of barely civilized demon-worshippers who do not give a shit about best interests, not even their own.

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>PLTR plummeting back down already
There's your "pump", hobbits. Benefited no one but insiders.

>> No.30159907
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BIDEN UNVEILS PLAN TO STIMULATE SEMICONDUCTOR STOCKS

>> No.30159912

>>30159594
That's what I mean. Why would you invest in some that's tanking?

>> No.30159956

>>30159912
cause people are always gonna fuck boyo

>> No.30159972

biden unveils plan to stimulate my prostate

>> No.30159987

How do you guys track your cost basis? I've never used excel before and getting an all-told cost basis is getting a little complicated for me to do by hand at this point

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>>30159956
No they ain't.

These things will get artificial wombs someday mark my words.

>> No.30160042

>>30156581

at least you have money

>> No.30160113

>>30160036
well nothing is ever gonna stop me from beating my meat at the very least

>> No.30160173
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every day I say to myself the memestock correction/crash will end

and every day i am down 1-10%

im down 17k from my ATH

>> No.30160255

>>30160173
just hodl

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>>30154239

>> No.30160327
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>>30159987
pls

>> No.30160474
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>>30154239
WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ???WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ??? WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON LEVERAGED FUNDS AND MEME SPACS ???

>> No.30160481
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Fug

>> No.30160504
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>>30154239
Everyone is downing in each others' misinformation. How about there's a special group that throws rocks at each other if there is a lie. Then, the group will be an honest one.

>> No.30160544

>>30160173

im also 12k down from my ATH, this is essentially September 2.0 and its just starting, I cashed out most of my mid term positions.

>> No.30160582

>>30160504
burry quit doomposting and help me fix my spreadsheets

>> No.30160624

MOON

>> No.30160638

>>30160504
Based

>> No.30160649

I may be getting my ass threaded on SOXL. But a comment I made on tik tok has almost 200 likes so I got that going for me

>> No.30160812

>>30160504
sexi bodi
but bottle blonde, plastic tits, (((tatttoo))) pierced navel...

>> No.30160855

>>30160624
Cathie and SOXL haven't been the kindest lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVblOqZBlJw

>> No.30160931

>Futures down 0.32%

Damn I should bought puts at close.

>> No.30161021

JPOW buy the fucking t-bonds so momentum goes back into meme tech
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30161066

>>30159987
?? your broker tracks it for me??

>> No.30161110

>>30160173
All of these with the exception of like PLTR and NIO (until they sort out the chip shortage) are guaranteed to go back up

>> No.30161180

>>30160173
Ever hear about a trailing stop loss?

>> No.30161245

>>30160855
CVE:MOON sorry

>> No.30161440

>>30156402
I hope oil is up big tomorrow so I can short it. I want my shorts. Banged off a few more short calls in DIA today when it was close to the highs and I saw the rest of the market starting to really fall apart.

Oil will not save you of panic recalls sets in, everything will get sold except for meme stocks and deep value plays like RYCEY PFE and GEO.

These over hyped overvalued vapor ware new paradigm money pit tech stocks are gonna drop massively. Many will be delisted and go to zero in the future.

Anyone who thinks a damn app (I’m looking at you BMBL) is worth BILLIONS of dollars deserves to lose every penny of their money.

>> No.30161463

>>30161066
No, I'm with schwab

For whatever reason it doesn't deduct premiums I've made from selling calls from the cost basis, it just averages all the different prices i've paid

>> No.30161630
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KTOS is a good hold for when that senile retard gets us involved in another pointless war in the sand, yeah? Or is there a more appealing choice?

>> No.30161715
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>>30161180
I've used a trailing stop loss on stocks I wasn't to sure of like some SPACs. Problem is my current portfolio is full of stocks I want to hold long term... but obviously I don't want to hold them if they just keep crashing.

>> No.30161728

>>30157375
I'll be here when your pump runs out of gas

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>>30158586
Don't fucking remind me. I want to build a new computer so bad, but there is NO FUCKING GRAPHICS CARDS ANYMORE AAAAAAAAA

>> No.30161873

>>30158681
Just hold it you retard and enjoy your cheap shares

>> No.30161947

SPY is pumping tomorrow right?

>> No.30161954

>>30161463
>For whatever reason it doesn't deduct premiums I've made from selling calls from the cost basis
why would you want that to happen
that would make taxes such a pain, they're treated separately for a reason

>> No.30162033

>>30161463
>>30161954
oh nvm i read that wrong
so basically they're making it harder for you to do taxes

why lol

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>down over 11% from my overall funds
>literally have done nothing but lose money the entire time i've been investing
I don't like this game anymore

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>>30161947
Sure, SPY will be pumping tomorrow. Pumping up the puts as it crashes

>> No.30162336

>>30162265
well kid...there are winners and losers in this life

>> No.30162363

>>30162265
git gud

you're doing some so terribly wrong if you've been losing money the past year. There's always a reason for your losses, im going to take a guess and assume you're FOMOing into every dumb shit

Hype/momentum for potential upside
Fundamental analysis for potential downside

>> No.30162448

>>30162363
I started in January so I missed out on the fun collapse money I guess

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>>30161947
Big brain trader here and imma tell you its gonna do a lil fakeout breakout around 0.28% if it opens under 0.50%
If it opens >1.4% it will either pump all day long and dump the following day or slice all the way down 3% from open.
Either way we'll have little fakeout where you can turn a quick 20% on calls purchased at open.
We're in an unexplored range so I myself gonna be averaging down a straddle all day long
(taking about the s&p here cuz that's my ride)

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>>30161947
Pumping all the way to 370

>> No.30162662

>>30162448
there's been plenty of opportunities since january
if you're a low-risk boomer value investor, energy and other value picks have been going up since January

if those boomer gains are too boring for you, you can always buy LEAPS on it to leverage it at least 3x safely

>> No.30162717

>>30158654
RKG is a big dumb idiot who probably smells

>> No.30162729

I wonder how many BTC traders googled "What are bonds" today?

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>>30160474

Jesus dude even CLF was the better pick. Two new articles just from today

>They didn't invest in rebuilding America

https://www.forbes.com/sites/investor/2021/03/03/stocks-caterpillar-martin-marietta-infrastructure-build/

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4411110-current-version-of-cleveland-cliffs-is-lourenco-goncalves-defining-masterpiece

>> No.30162841

>>30162662
Think I will go towards boomer gains at this point, yeah. I bought too high on several positions that I thought were going to grow bigger like KTOS and instead they've been fucking me over

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>down 5% today
>down 13% 1M

>> No.30163017

Sweet jesus please don't let SOXL dump more...I only have 26k in cash to buy more shares...

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>>30156402
>There will be blood

But not if you are holding GUSH/SU

>> No.30163025

buy CRBP, family drowning in poo

>> No.30163081

Anyone else get completely fucking BOGGED today? I lost 15% and 13% on SRAC and PUBM respectively, and those were my only holdings. Had to sell, just feels risky to hold

>> No.30163094

What the fuck jesus I am never listening to pajeets again

>> No.30163101

>>30162717
I like RKG!

>> No.30163123

>>30162802
>CLF shill is still shilling CLF
Fuck off already. No one here is going to buy anymore of your bags.

>> No.30163133

AMRS will recover frens?

>> No.30163138

>>30156902
It's like the only thing going up, even my libtard buddies who don't buy oil out of principal are jumping into etfs

>> No.30163140

>>30162841
everything has been eating shit since January except commodities desu

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Can someone post pics of
>tony buy every dip
And
>nega tony dont buy hide

>> No.30163150

SOXL PLEASE GO BACK UP SO I CAN SELL MY BAGS AT LESS OF A LOSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY ARE SEMIS SHITTING THE FUCKING BED SO HARD

>> No.30163170

>>30156402
Oil prices will go down if they cool it on the supply cuts. XOP and GUSH bros will make it tomorrow

>> No.30163171

>>30163150
>bags
Why did you buy SOXL in the first place?

>> No.30163175

>>30163094
You must hold bags sir, son needs to get new shoes for first rape

>> No.30163184

>>30163025
>>30163094
Yes, keep it up. Let’s make this ticker disappear

>> No.30163189

>>30161440
Kinda based. Oil and rycey carried my portfolio today. I can't wait till I can afford my personal oil spa heated by rolls royce mini nuclear reactors.

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I currently have 10 shares of XOP, should I buy more or are there other OIL ETF's you guys would recomend?

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>>30156402

Fuck OPEC+

And

Fuck Jannies

>> No.30163223

>>30163175
I seriously thought that shitskin knew what he was talking about. instead got a dump and crab for 3 weeks.

>> No.30163253

>>30163184
No disappearing, need monies. Google fired me for shitting on mother(board)

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>>30163123

This is a commie post. Starting to like CLF more than tranny Taiwanese "ladyboy" semiconductors and NVDA/AMD tickers whom are already priced 10 years into the future

>> No.30163288

>>30156525
AAAAHHHH AAAAAAH
AH AAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAHHH AHHHH
AAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.30163289

WHY FALLING ???

>> No.30163299

>>30163138
Nauh it's all recovery plays. Hospitality. Airlines. Oil. Everything fucking boomer. The question is. How much big money will get shifted around. I'm tired of it

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Fuck it, i'm putting money into Suncor tomorrow wish me luck

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>>30163141

>> No.30163337

>>30163223
I graduate Barvard, that sir knows truth. You must HOLD to moon krishna

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can anyone give me a case against index funds?

>> No.30163373

How fucked am I?
>GTE
>GEVO
>SNDL
>CTRM
>CRSR

>> No.30163377

>>30159594
I was holding rkt before reddit
Holding it cuz i know its a good stock for when the scabs get kicked out of their rent free life.

>> No.30163384

FUCK CRBP SHITSKIN IT IS TANKING AFTERHOURS

>> No.30163392
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>>30162841
most of them have low IV so you get 10-bagger shit like pic related

Right now there's still a lot of low-risk plays in oil that can potentially give 3x or even 5x within 6-12 months. This shit is a cheatcode for poorfags since big funds can never take advantage of these opportunities due to the lack of liquidity
learn this shit ASAP

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I'm financially ruined.

>> No.30163403

>>30163340
Index funds? Best bet long term. Leveraged index funds? You can get front run and are vulnerable to decay.

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>unironic oil bulls itt

Okaay but paperhands those dead dinos for your own sake please

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Why is the market collapsing? Everything is opening back up, vaccines are here. What is this malarky!?

C'mon Jack, man.

>> No.30163419

>>30159762
Weak fud. I also find it funny that people care so much for short term events.

>> No.30163424

>>30163329
Nice. Got any nega tony pics?

>> No.30163433

>>30163373
>No CRBP
No shangriland for sir

>> No.30163442

>>30163340
if you just want to put all your money into something and walk away, sure
if you enjoy trading/are dead inside and only big green or red numbers stir some emotion in you, then trade small-caps and chase pharm moons

>> No.30163443

>>30163384
That's all the stock does lol why did you even buy it?

>> No.30163465

>>30163133
Yeah it was just a red day. Holding since 8.50, just relax

>> No.30163476

>>30163411
He shoulda just let summer vacation extend for another year.

>> No.30163480

>>30163443
Because of the fill the gap meme

>> No.30163505

So I called Cathie and said, "Cathie, please, my SPCE is bleeding. I need you to throw it on your list for ARKX!"

She says "No, anon, but I'll tell ya what, I'll put it on another list I'm buying this year."

And I say "oh, thank the Lord. You're an angel, Cathie! What list is it?"

And she replies "Top Christmas gifts for under $1!"

>> No.30163511

>>30159901
Stfu Bobo it’s gonna go back up Alex said to HODL
https://youtu.be/ZTlThRIySMc

>> No.30163515

This markets going to be an absolute bitch to trade, because unlike corona this is a collapse in valuations and sentiment not a collapse in income, there is no floor until people feel the market is valued correctly and the underlying supports that thesis enough to allow up. We could drop 10% tommorow or we could drop 0.3% for the next 100 days in a row

>> No.30163517

>>30163110
>Holding onto a stock that rockets and then selling covered calls at the top while it crabs forever
Literally can't think of a better life

Please god let this happen again with SOXL

>> No.30163516

>>30163140
I got some of my investment into ET, but they're eating shit too, just at a slower pace

>> No.30163523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeG1e7nsNIg

>> No.30163559

>>30163133
Itll be over 50$ EOY

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>nio
>aqb
>rlftf
>gte
>atos

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>>30163340
There is none
The stock market was solved and index funds are how you win
The only thing to argue about is how much you want to leverage them

>> No.30163576

>>30161110
Stfu Palantir is a legit good long play

>> No.30163587

>>30163406

we don't allow demon-girl posting around these parts.

>> No.30163598

>>30163403
>>30163442
>Best bet long term.
so why people buy meme stocks? to have "fun"? to gamble?
isn't that a retarded take? I dunno I don't want to judge but why woul you gamble eyour life savings then?

I'm asking about index funds because I don't think they are the best log term bet, if it was everyoe would shill for them, yet I see 9/10 crpyto threads and 1/10 gold-memestock threads

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>>30163329

>> No.30163618

>59
>paranoid schizophrenic
>13/hr as a janitor at walmart
>recently got promoted to 14, feels good
>Ill be there until i die

>> No.30163635

>>30163505
King Poojeet dumped his SPCE bags a day before he knew there were to be delays and a cash raise last year.
What a coincidence. Actually, are there any King Poojeet tickers that have done anything but shit in the street?

>> No.30163640

>>30163171
Thought semis were gonna be going up, but I was wrong ig

>> No.30163645

>>30163515

Bro just buy Oil

Source: dude just trust me

>> No.30163661

>>30163574
>>30163403
>The only thing to argue about is how much you want to leverage them
>leveraged index funds
can you elaborate sorry I'm a brainlet, googled a bit, are those funds that take extra risks but promise to outperform index on good times?

>> No.30163665

>>30163598
>so why people buy meme stocks?
Because if you get lucky a meme stock can jump hundreds of percentage points in a day. Yes it is gambling.

>> No.30163676

>>30163618
give job h1b $5 hour

>> No.30163679

Kek, I finished today green and I dumped more into my total market fund on the dippy. I bought Disney and Viacom, and a few others during march. Frankly I ain't scared a bit. Cause no where to go but up baby thanks to streaming and covid being almost over. Films will be back on track, parks and cruise lines will be open again, coke will be flowing like wine. Streaming will be the new thing. Hell the only one's who'll suffer long term is movie theaters.

>> No.30163687

>>30163480
The only "gap" that is gonna be filled is the gap between where it is and 0. Next time stay away from something that's shilled as much as that stock is by one person.

>> No.30163707

>>30163618
have you done the WE ARE WE ARE WALLMART dance?

>> No.30163711

>>30163373
CTRM I think actually will pull through ok down the line

>> No.30163712

>>30161947
We've been seeing crazy green days for every 3 or 4 red days. I think there's gonna be one this week, either tomorrow or Friday yeah.

>> No.30163714

>>30162802
I kinda regret buying it due to eod dip, but green revenue dildo was too enticing. If they get earnings right in Q1 it should be solid gain I think

>> No.30163717

>>30154239
DRINKING A BANG ENERGY, FEELING RECKLESS AND PRECISE

>> No.30163764

I need a part time job at taco bell

>> No.30163824

>>30163712
We had a crazy green day on monday, SP500 and Nasdaq up over 3%

>> No.30163832

>>30163392
Ok anon, I'll try to correct my ship and give oil a shot while there's a good opportunity. Thanks

>> No.30163840

I miss the 2008 financial crisis. That was so fun. CNBC was like BET for a whole year.

>> No.30163853

>>30163403
>Muh decay
Just so everyone else knows, this is the word you're looking for to become absolutely confident that the individual posting has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

>> No.30163855

Fuck man may have to close options at a lost. How fucked am I bros?

Trying to hold to see if line goes up but today was so fucked.

>> No.30163864

>>30162265
Don't be discouraged. I started investing in 2013 at the beginning of the recovery, and still had a few red years. I did the math not long ago and I barely have an 8% yearly average return, but I traded way more actively than I should have. Should've just been HODLing tsla or aapl or something.

>> No.30163865

And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
free falliiiiiiiiiiiiiiin'

>> No.30163866

>>30163764
Kek I have a PT job at McDonald’s. Literally I am the pink wojak in the bizonacci vids

>> No.30163872

>>30163598
Index funds just aren't good discussion topics, what are you gonna talk about, "oh it went up 0.5% this week how exciting" (unless you're talking about ARK stuff ofc)

And yeah people buy memes to gamble, I personally have 10k in a meme portfolio and the rest in index funds and boomer stocks. It's money I can afford to lose so its not a big deal. A lot of poorfags look at memes as lottery tickets though, since they don't have enough capital to make significant gains in index funds.

>> No.30163891

>>30163764
dont work fast food its a one way ticket to obesity

>> No.30163894

>>30163517
one day I will be able to afford 100 shares of something good to do this

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>>30156582
Digits yes if not no

>> No.30163900

How will markets react to the 19th president taking office and ending the Hillary child sex trade?
How will my child sex trade stocks be affected?

>> No.30163904

>>30163840
There will be a once in a generation debt bubble pop that will make /biz/ a ghost town for years. The Fed's stock market has a few years left in it I think

>> No.30163918

>>30162265
I’m down 80% on GME cause I’m a retard who bought ATH. It’s fucking over the rest of my portfolio that I have gains on. I’m gonna hold it as a reminder to not FOMO

>> No.30163921

>>30160544
if this is September 2.0 then the bottom should be pretty close or here already

>> No.30163928

>futures going green
next month is the crash fags, we're going up now

>> No.30163931

>>30163764
find a call center job instead

>> No.30163934

>>30163406
My pick was stable with dividends when oil was $20 a barrel. I'll do fine.

>> No.30163947

>>30156582
I hope so

>> No.30163965

>>30156582
you fuckin wish kiddo, strap in, pick a good stock and hold on

>> No.30163981

>>30163465
>>30163559
I hope so frens I'm really hoping my 18 dollar calls will moon, got another few weeks on it

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Can PLTR stay green tomorrow ok thank you

>> No.30163994

>>30163921
I hope this is the case. We are almost at the September dip %, and that took 3 weeks. Hopefully we resume Green days next week.

>> No.30163996

>>30163965
PLTR is a good pick

>> No.30164012

>>30163931
horrible idea, but i guess that is the next step up from mcdoogle

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Big gains for big boys.
~Don

>> No.30164016

>>30163918
Why it's literally up. Sell now

>> No.30164031

>>30163928
It starts mid month when people who bought the bottom can sell for no short term cap gains taxes

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>>30156582
dubs and we enter a 12 year bull run from 10:30am tomorrow

>> No.30164044

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FJcXLiuA5k

>> No.30164064

>>30163918
dude GME is probably going to blow passed 1k several times this year, I wouldn't be surprised if it trades in the triple digits until the next market wide black swan. so just hold and don't beat yourself up over it

>> No.30164073

>futas barely fucking red
I'm not getting my money's worth here

>> No.30164090

>>30163717
Underrated post

>> No.30164099

>barstool sports ceo is making an etf thats literally just a bot script that scans the internet for the 75 most talked about stocks and buys them
>hes shilling it to his millions of followers
Anyone else see this as a great pump and dump opporunity? Debuts tomorrow, think Ill be buying some

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>the markets closed low today, but they need to dip to go up folks, big recovery here. Ask anyone they’ll tell you, a V shaped recovery, the best we’ve seen. Big win here folks, America truly is the best and the Dow will forever win big

>> No.30164107

>>30163515
agreed. If they mismanage this one a lot of people will take their cash out of the market for a long time. Asset prices will fall regardless of value

>> No.30164109

>>30163985
Just HODL like Alex told us to. (Also, why tf does he always film from the middle of a snowy forest or some shit kek)
https://youtu.be/ZTlThRIySMc

>> No.30164114

>>30163853
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-advisors/082515/why-leveraged-etfs-are-not-longterm-bet.asp
Enjoy your decaying TQQQ bags.

>> No.30164123

Well DIS is getting into the e-comm racket in a big way. They're closing 60 physical stores that sell swag so they can instead sell the swag online.. Hey good for me. Considering the kinda pivot they're doing into more tech type stock and the sky high stock prices that tend to come with said designation. Give it time. Today's 190+ price will be considered "cheap" in 5 years.. Which only again aids me (I struck during march at sub 90)..

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Very needful sirs

>> No.30164149

>>30164099
GME is still extremely talked about, even when it was dumping hard. Not sure how this one will work desu

>> No.30164153

>>30163872
you can discuss how to leverage it, or how to hedge, or farm theta. but no every nigger loves their penny stocks to bring their folio up to 4 figures

>> No.30164158

>>30164064
>>30163918
>I’m down 80% on GME cause I’m a retard who bought ATH. It’s fucking over the rest of my portfolio that I have gains on. I’m gonna hold it as a reminder to not FOMO

same no matter how much gains I get. gme is 10x the losses

>> No.30164159

>>30163872
>>30163665
thank you sirs
>>30164126
best robbari

>> No.30164161

>>30163406
I don't see a reason to drop oil. It's win all around. Even if barrel price drops to 40, oil companies should continue recovering by summer. All of them pay comfy dividends as well. Not to mention that it's in USA best interest to make sure oil price is up right now, so I doubt we will see anything drastic from OPEC. Unless they want to have war at their doorstep that is. And oil stocks are not as inflated as tech stock post corona, so it adds to comfiness.

>> No.30164182

>want to buy ACEV before close
>vaccine line takes 2 hours, miss my chance
fuck this, I missed free money

>> No.30164194

>>30164161
its not gonna last the century.

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>>30164013
it's all green ahead of us

>> No.30164220

Anything else I should invest in /smg/ my portfolio is literally just green rocks and cash

>> No.30164223

>>30164064
It would be nice if it did! If it does I’ll sell, if it doesn’t I’ll hold. It’ll be interesting to see what direction Cohen takes the company anyhow.

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>>30164126
Spicy

>> No.30164230

>>30164182
You can't buy stocks on your phone?

>> No.30164256

>>30164182
>vaccine line takes 2 hours
why did you get that? enjoy being sterile

>> No.30164274

>>30164114
>Apr 15, 2020
massive fucking idiots to listen to their advice btw

>> No.30164280

i actually got an email today literally asking me to do the needful

>> No.30164285

>>30164126
$2.16 more and it’ll be right where it belongs. Can’t wait till I never have to hear about this garbage stock again

>> No.30164287

>>30164149
So just a cathie ETF? It’ll be PLTR, GME, SOXL kek

>> No.30164301

>>30164099
>spam shit stocks
>short etf

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Yamete Bobo-Sama

>> No.30164336

>>30164194
>"oil is just a fad, we'll be back to horses and the sail in no time. no way this lasts 100 years" some gay guy, 1920

>> No.30164341

>>30164109
OMFG what if he is Brother Nate's cusin?!

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>>30164211
Is Rob Ford big donnys brother?
>big news if true

>> No.30164352

>>30164230
the TDA app is the worst-made thing I've ever had the misfortune of using

>> No.30164357

>>30164220
PLTR for the long term is a good play. Go watch the product demo for Gotham. Shits based af. Also they exist to defend western civilisation and refuse to work with China kek

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>Just bought 17 more shares of soxl at 34.70 in my roth ira
I'll keep buying i will max out my roth for 2020 then 2021 and I will buy soxl.

>> No.30164361

>>30164031
>people who bought the bottom can sell for no short term cap gains taxes
but can retail selling start a crash? most of the printed money that made s&p climb so fast is in the hands of the big guys, and they don't care about short term cap gains taxes

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>>30163373
Corsair will be a winner.

>> No.30164375

>>30154239
As long as I end this week above last week's I'm good

>> No.30164387

>>30163934
Tell me this oil dividend stock, I know they don't grow as well sometimes, but dividends appeal to me

>> No.30164392

>>30163864
yeah keep holding those TSLA bags anon.

>> No.30164417

>>30164194
you're acting like they aren't the ones best positioned to pivot into renewables themselves

>> No.30164420

>>30164336
No i mean there's an obvious change in sentiment, especially among young people that will eventually become old people. Eventually zoomers are gonna run your government. Think about that.

>> No.30164429

>>30164301
>the etf moons

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AMZN under $3000 in AH!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

>> No.30164445

>>30164341
Idk but he’s based. I don’t even think Elon could get away with doing earnings calls like Alex ... Alex literally inserted footage of him skiing in Q4 2020 earnings call kek

>> No.30164450

>>30164013
>>30164211
Wasn't that revealed to be more or less a scam that didn't show its process or workers?

>> No.30164463

>>30164301
From what I read about it, it literally leaves the etf portfolio to be managed by a script, its fucking dogshit and this fucker is shilling it to millions. Seems like a good opportunity for us to make a cheap buck, anyone dumb enough to buy this as a serious hold deserves to lose money.

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>>30164351
Is that the crack smoking mayor?

>> No.30164485

>>30164417
I don't know much about oil, granted.
I really like nuclear. Needs a rebranding though.

>> No.30164497

>>30164464
ya

>> No.30164524

NASDAQ UP 500 IN LAST 5 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE SAVED BROS

>> No.30164529

>>30154239
>my spac went from 13 to 10 in a matter of days
is it over spac chads ?

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Jesus fucking chrisr

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Reminder SOXL is going to $20 EOW
>>30164073
>futas barely fucking red
You have to make them red yourself anon

>> No.30164539

>>30164287
Cathie doesn;t own GME or SOXL, though

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>he holds SOXL

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why in the fuck did cathie "mommy" wood buy half a billion of PLTR?

>> No.30164568

>>30164524
>it's true
>i sold today
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.30164569

>>30164524
This rally will fail like the others

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>>30164371
>PE 30+ on record earnings, with covid lockdowns pumping up stay at home hobbies like pc gaming

>> No.30164590

>>30164524
what? no.

>> No.30164611

>>30164564

>trusting a tranny with your money

>> No.30164624

>>30164539
Inb4 she buys after Cohen is announced CEO

>> No.30164635

>>30164524
they know if it opens under $13,000 tomorrow the market is toast

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>>30164464
>CIELO CEO CAUGHT SMOKING CRACK

>> No.30164689

>>30164564
Because she is based. PLTR is based as fuck.

>>30164611
DONT slander stock mommy.

>> No.30164707

>>30164568
>>30164569
>>30164635
t.retards who didn't even check

>> No.30164708

If it wasn't over before it certainly is now https://investorplace.com/2021/03/gevo-stock-texas-cold-snap-not-only-concern/

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>>30164536
Lmao. Get a load of this fag. 20 dollars? Lol if it really does i will sell my 15k of nio ive been long on and go all in.

>> No.30164714

>>30164420
Oil is needed for lots of stuff. Also, reasonable people are not trying to get rid of oil completely, but to process it in more green way. This is what BP is doing for example. I also think we will see those companies moving to green fuels, like the one GEVO works on. Oil companies already own tons of facilities, supply chains, etc. This means they are way ahead of any startup company.

>> No.30164724

>>30164099
This sounds like a perfect recipe for front running if you know where the bot is looking

Sounds easy enough to manipulate

>> No.30164729

>>30164013
that is a hard working man right there

>> No.30164739

>>30164464
>pioneer in turning plastic in fuels
>all learned from the pipe

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Melvin Capital made +22% profit in February, HAHAHAHA

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Yo is BLOK a good etf?

>> No.30164819

>>30164464
Fattest crack head i've ever seen

>> No.30164820

>>30164529
Well you bought something that has no value in itself. So it was kinda over from beginning. In bull market it was good bet I guess

>> No.30164828

>>30164724
Please spam aqb and nio

>> No.30164834

>>30164757
Who and why and source

>> No.30164836

>>30164774
desu looks pretty based, i think etfs are gay unless you are stacking bread

>> No.30164842

Futures have been opening green and flipping red in the middle of the night, right?
So now that they've opened red they'll flip green? Right?
Bros?
Right?

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>>30164450
Conspiracy theories. Link please? He keeps his secret sauce a secret. He will not build in Africa, Russia, China for these reasons. Cielo will be able to finally generate cash flows after 16 years starting this year. Huge things are happening. Also today, he just secured 10 million bucks for a new plot of land for the new factory. Just look it up

>> No.30164853

>>30164757
+22% is easy when you lost 99% the month before. If I have a dollar and I find a quarter on the ground I'm up 25%

>> No.30164855

how do GEVO investors feel about AMTX hitting almost 20 in 2 days?

>> No.30164877

>>30164533
I'll pick up your bags at 2.50, thanks for holding for me matr. Goddamn mutant fish... It hurts me that people fallen for those paid shills

>> No.30164918

Lol the VIX is at 26...we're fucked, hold on tight

>> No.30164919

>>30164855
I had AMTX at 7.30 and dumped it. So much regret. So I am now in Cielo.

>> No.30164929

>>30164834
Melvin Capital, the hedge fund behind most of the GME shorts
idk lol, probably fucking over retail investors
Bloomberg TV

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>>30164836
Thats what I'm doing though. I cant deal with options and short term penny flips anymore because I have to go back to the office. So I'm moving my money to etfs. Still trying to get rid of shit but my goal is be mostly soxl and blok and I dont think ill part with my nio.

>> No.30164945

>>30164757
They just can't stop winning huh? G-d I wish I could be a part of the tribe.

>> No.30164957

>>30164820
>Well you bought something that has no value in itself
they're mergin with a company i personally use daily so i know the value is there , it's a long (2 years minimum) play for me

>> No.30164978

>>30164853
true, Jan was -53%, but still fucking hilarious

>> No.30165017

>>30164842
I don't know. The jury is still out in my mind whether futures are purposely manipulated in the seller/buyers favor or if futures traders are really just retarded.

>> No.30165020

>>30164929
they lost like -50% because of GME
they need +100% to make all that back

>> No.30165027

>PAJAMA TRADERS SAVING THE DAY
Smol green tomorrow morning, then big dick green after Powell's talk.
>screencap this.

>> No.30165036

>>30164533
What the fuck did you think would happen, only God and other mommy and daddy fish can create fish you fucking heathens

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I think this is it. I just fucking sell

>> No.30165054

how can I get puts on bitcoin?

>> No.30165070

Big movie in PLTR AH.

>> No.30165097

>>30165017
All the brains in futures trading migrate into the orange juice and lumber markets.

>> No.30165103

>>30157623
That's not what he is saying. He is saying to take the escort out and women will see you with her and that's validation. Why do you think a lot of women want take men. The other women have already validated them.

>> No.30165104

>>30165027
even as a permabear I agree with this. The market loves his face.

>> No.30165106

>>30164957
Oh I'm sorry mate. I made wrong assumption. I hope it works out for you in the end

>> No.30165108

>>30165045
haha he fell for it dumb fuck, i hope you didnt work for that money

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>>30164945
you will never be a chosen one

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>>30165045
>buying mutant fish instead of BFARF

you did it to your self

>> No.30165140

nasdump down .5% AH... keep dumping

>> No.30165150

>>30163872
Can you list your index and boomers for me? I tried investing mostly in stocks but honestly I'd prefer the boring 10%

>> No.30165172

>>30165104
Markets generally go down when he talks, though

>> No.30165229

Will CTXR double in value or did I fall for a shill's post?

>> No.30165233

>>30165172
I saw an analysis someone did of his speech last week, they said every time his face was on screen SPY moved up

>> No.30165240

>>30165017
They probably just take a late night/early morning breather at the waffle house with all the drunks leaving the clubs and then go back to trading jacked up on syrup and coffee and things just happen.

>> No.30165261

>>30165054
I think MARA and RIOT are the only ones with options chains. MSTR too, but I'm not sure how closely that correlates.

>> No.30165276

>>30165233
Maybe so. I just remember last fall that every time he spoke, the markets would dump

>> No.30165295

>>30164573
P/E ratio is literally a retarded boomer metric for picking stocks

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>> No.30165358

>>30165108
I mean. I did. Thats a weeks worth of work down the drain. I need it to bounce so I can gtfo. Fuck that ill never invest in food again.

>> No.30165369

>>30165054
Sign up for a site where you can trade derivatives on bitcoin. You can buy calls and puts just like you can with stocks.

>> No.30165456

>>30165150
Just look at any list of blue chip stocks and pick what you want, I have KO, MSFT, AMZN, JNJ, and BRKB
For indexes I have VOO which just tracks the S&P 500, a REIT ETF and VB because small caps have been killing it

>> No.30165463

Buy weed etfs like POTX before my wifes boyfriend leaves me!

>> No.30165473

>>30165233
The markets used to move a lot more pre-covid during his speeches. Especially in early 2019 after that December crash.
I don't think that really happens as much anymore (aside from people selling because they don't want to hodl just incase he triggers and algo) but its still pretty funny to pretend it does.
>Congressman mentions black people being unable to afford housing
>Giant bullish engulfing candlestick

>> No.30165508

>>30165150
SCHD or other dividend-type ETF
any 4-5 star MF in large value, large growth, emerging markets classes
a target year fund like FATTX or FFFGX

boring as shit but will get you 10% avg forever

>> No.30165631

>>30165106
it's okey fren , cheers

>> No.30165754

>>30164274
Bruh