/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30178474
Why don't you just have a comfy job where you can browse biz and trade and nobody gives a shit?

>30 years old
>never worked a day in my life so I can't even present a legit application

Who gives a shit anyway, I couldn't even handle working at this point

>>30178474
Make up literally anything

>applying for jobs

>>30178672
Can you actually get away with lying like that?

I haven't had a "traditional" job in 10 years, just self-employing gigs and selling stuff on eBay/Etsy.

Don't employers want references to verify past job positions or do you just need to talk-no-jutsu some bullshit and appear to be socially acceptable/"qualified on paper" for the job?

Im 33 and never had a job

I have zero gap in my unemployment, because you have to have had a job to begin the unemployment gap.

I am literally more employable than 99% of biz

>>30178474
>3 year gap in employment
I will never get back in the cagie

>>30178920
100% yes. noone has time to look your shit up. Fake it and you will make it.

>>30178920
Depends on the job. Anything minimum wage won’t get verified too much. Just a drivers license check and a social security check.

>>30178920
Dude I've faked college degrees on resumes before. You think they're gonna make you being in your diploma to prove it?

Just say you were nursing a dead relative to their end. They won’t question it in fear of being not politically correct

>>30178920
just give out fake details and answer the phone in a funny accent, or only give "buisness emails" if you can't be arsed with that spaghetti

hell you can buy cheap domain names to make it even more legit seeming, its not like they'll trawl company registrys looking for proof

>>30178474
>>30179125
>3 years
>30
>tell normies i am retired thanks to internet monopoly monies

If you're applying to startups, they don't have the resources to do extensive background checks. If you're applying to prestigious jobs or big companies, they probably will request references or look into your schooling. If you intend to apply to those jobs, you better have some friends lined up who can pretend to be your former coworkers or bosses.

>>30179504
Unironically this

>>30179504
Listen no this anon.

>finally get an office job
>manager tells me to do x
>do x
>meeting with team happens
>manager asked if i did x y z
>I only have x done as asked
>Uhhh no I wanted x y z, well get that done by end of day tomorrow (weeks worth of work)

Third time this has happened, but I cannot ever go back to retail or food service so I guess my life is just disappointing my manager/team now

>>30178920
Yes. It is incredibly easy. Just claim you were doing a startup or independent consulting. If you're in a place where HR are autistic enough to consistently ask for proof, get a domain name and set it up to look like a small business.

>Backpacked
>Volunteered
>Lie about last jobs end date
>Make up non existent job
>Say you cared for a sick loved one
Etc.
I am starting to think a lot of you are NPCs.

>>30178970
>Im 33 and never had a job
>I am literally more employable than 99% of biz

>>30178474
Uber.

>>30178474
Just make up some gig work you could have been doing, driving uber or something.

>>30178920
Dude do you think those successful people are real? They are all fakers. The most honest people you might ever meet are probably poor or homeless.

>>30178474
>7 year gap in employment

>>30179504
Actually this. Medical problem + family member = Untouchable. Just DONT FORGET the story you told

>>30178474
I have never worked
.t 26

>>30178474
it means nothing, i couldnt get jobs any easier when i had 10 years solid work

>>30182037
Not wrong though

>>30183681
For me it actually was that, but I was too embarrassed to talk about it in interviews.

I just gave up looking for interviews.

At some point you become the sick family member

Uber and neetbux babyy

>>30178474
will take 4 or more years before it's back to normal. Conflux might unironically solve this

>see alts are red
>prepare to buy low
>add more money
>buy fucking trashtoken
>cry everywhere that he was fucked lmao

I can't take it anymore, lil boi look at Enecuum, stop following this shitmodel. Use nodes, mining other features. get income without risk

>>30178474
>2019 "I saved up to go travelling"
>2020 "I lost my job cos of the rona so looked after my parents for a year"
There, problem solved.

JUST LIE YOU FUCKING NERD
>>30179535
STOP STEALING MY MOVE. (or do, thats what its for.)
yeah op go get burner phones from walmart to fake your references if you think its really necessary but bottom line is fuck these companies. theyre gonna fuck you over for their bottom dollar so may as well play along. and say that you managed some people as well, that goes a long way.

>>30178654
>34 years old
>never worked a day in my life
>once applied for a $60k research grant for kicks
>was honest about just being a passionate but unskilled guy working from home
>got it
people tend to understand the redpill about employment: it's more about how you present yourself than how hard you work
but then there's the blackpill. you're still playing by the rules when you "break the rules" in that way. this condemns you to middle end wagecuck jobs at best
being earnest becomes a competitive advantage in the higher spheres. people who have a lot of money don't need nor care about your bullshit. the hardest quality to buy is honesty

>>30179504
don't tell them she was dead while you were nursing her, or you won't get the job

>>30178474
two words:
covid
nineteen

>>30184474
>I've been socially distancing since 2014

>>30181884
The last time a manager pulled that shit on me, it was because he was planning to fire me and was going to document "did not do Y and Z in the time allocated."

He literally gave me three days for something he already knew would take a minimum of two weeks.

Fuck you, Mark, wherever you are, you scumbag.