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Melvin is actually making money and you fags think you’re still squeezing them.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-short-selling-fames-melvin-022044820.html

>>30197358

If you buy $Slgg you’re banned from /biz/

>>30197489
If they shorted the top why did they only make 20%?

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>>30197489
Oh, no! We've been tricked into making money!
>Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

>>30197489
>The shill bot follows you

Yep, just before open. Totally organic oh wait....

>Down 50%
>Climbs 20%
>Still down though
.WE MADE MONEY THOOUGH TOTALLY!!
>WHY DO YOU NOT BELIEVE THE JOURNALISTS
>NO.........GUIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!! BELIEVE ME

This is how sad you are

>>30197489
1 post by this ID

>>30197552
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>>30197489
Shills are out in full force today

>>30197489
Who the Fuck is Melvin?

>>30197489
reduce 100 by 50%, then increase that number by 20%, and tell me what the final result is
if you get the question wrong or dont respond, i can guarantee that your family will be raped to death by niggers.

>>30197489
>>30197074
impressive, you are here before even the regulars.
maybe you have a script or something...

>>30197590
Can they be any more obvious? kek

Report into the armory, and grab your weapon of choice for market open.
>>/biz/thread/S30011612#p30022391
With over 400 images to choose from, you'll find the right tool to take care of any melvin shill.

Can you feel it in the air? Today will be a good day.

>>30197588
checked
>>30197736
Suit up anons! We got to war!

Now a good time to buy?

>>30197829
Might get a 10% dip if you're lucky

>>30197884
I dont think you'll get one 120 today

>>30197489
>Lose 50%
>Get bailed out by citadel
>Sell most of your positions to prepare for the end and do short ladder attacks
>Claim that you "earned" 20%
Stupid shill

>>30197829
>>30197884
Yeah, if you see it at 120 or lower, snatch it up.

>>30197588

>>30197939
Yeah I forgot they had to liquidate their Alibaba holdings and in seconds that got eaten up as well as the bailouts they got. In literal seconds.....

Sure they made money, while hiding their debts

Why no premarket volume ? Is it over bros ?

>>30198177
Some people probably want sub 120 prices and some people probably arent willling to sell for less than 130.

Was amc a meme all along?

>>30198177
No, it's just crabbing like it did at 40. Remember according to shills this stock should be worth around 0. If it's up there, it's because it's going to moon.

>>30197800
checked

The thing is it's such a transparent puff piece it's almost repulsive. People still trust him with their money of course they do. Even if he lost billions in days! And he's a genius! And he's a great family man! And the nicest guy on Wall Street! My client did not butt chug alcohol! We will be taking no further questions at this time!

It's gonna crab again today, isn't it?

>3 GME threads

Why are shills trying to thread split this so much?

Praised be kek, his will be done

>>30198336
its gonna crab and then finish at exactly 130 at the end of ah

>>30198264
AMC was always a meme.
>Not as high short interest
No fundamentals
>>30198336
Keep posting deer and we win the day

First half hour predictions? 130, drop 115, crab 125 forever. Same as everyday.

>>30198336
Nope, today we moon. Kek wills it

Anon check out $MCM
They are gonna rock soon.

> No investments
> no ico
> original concept

>>30198275
Based department is gonna go nuts over this post

>>30198397
amc has fundamentals in that as a normal stock youll probably see a 15-30% gain by summer which is great in a normal stock market

*snib snib* hiya fellas

Trips and we kill the crab

>>30198346
its pure suicidal panic, they can feel the reaper breathing down their neck. even funnier is the fact that hedgie kikes think that this can't happen, that they are the chosen people, etc. they didnt realise that the force of gambling is infinite and unforgiving. only a meaningless death is left for them.

>>30197489
At this point Melvin is just a word for the collection of hedge funds balls deep in shorting this thing

>>30197489

So? I'm making money too.

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>>30198483
That's fair. COVID plays are valid.
>Personally, I'd rather stake that money on Cinemark though.

>>30198346
More hype than Monday.
Ask yourself...why?

>>30198706
10/10 would punch her in the stomach again.

Is this fucking shit seriously crabbing already? I hate this stock.

welp here we go

>>30198760
Market just opened.
Hold onto your pants anons!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30198760
Oh sweet summer shill, it's been open for thirty seconds

>>30198760
>complaining about meme stocks during the first fucking minute of open

DUMP IT

THEY SAY FREAK
>WHEN YOU'RE SINGLED OUT!

Almost exactly half of the opening minute volume was from a single buy order, then it dropped on what was probably and collectively 25% of that. No effect.

>>30198760
we're gonna have a lot of fun today anon *snip snip snibbedy*

THIS VOLUME IS TRASH

What a disgusting fucking ham hock of a roasting hand

Mod delete this fucking NSFW eyesore

AND IM FREEEE!!!!

FREE FALLLLLLIIIIIN!!!!!!!

>>30198876
THE RED!
>WELL IT FILTERS THROUGH!

Remember if it hits 10% under open it will be put on the short sale restriction list.

>>30199080
what does that matter

>>30199020
SEEING RED AGAIN!
>SEEING RED AGAIN!
SEEING RED AGAIN!
>SEEING RED AGAIN!

my amrs stock doin things

>>30199080
>10% under the last closing price*

https://www.theverge.com/2021/2/28/22306295/analyst-bots-hyped-gamestop-trading-reddit

>>30199159
Yeah thanks.

>>30199204
Lmao shill harder fucker

>>30197829
Now is the time to buy, anon
>QUICKLY

>>30199204
Their bot detection methodology is absolute garbage, also old news.
check it here
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-retail-trading-gamestop-robots-idUSKBN2AQ2BH

If I hear the phrase "meme stocks" one more time, I'm gonna punch >>30198863 this guy.

>>30199204
>PIIQ isnt a cyber security firm they are Risk Partners
>Nothing of any substance in the write up
>Sources : dude trust me

Fuck me weak fucking fud

>>30199360
meme stock
meme stock
meme stock

>>30199356
Its literally :

>This company with no experience in bots says there's bots
>Journalists : This cyber security firm says there were bots

>>30198336
>>30198415
If he wills, the dubs shall be

>>30197550
haha slgg go brrrr

zzzzzzzzzzzz maybe it's going slow because we lack funny cute pictures of f 3 e t

Gonna be a slow day I think

Let's go to the moon boys

i sleep

>>30199617
so true king

>>30199617
Like this?

>>30199920
exactly like this but this was already posted :(

EXODIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>30200066
CHECKED

118 DIP
118 DIP
118 DIP
118 DIP
118 DIP

Are you fags seriously freaking out? This is good since if it dips more it will give SSR for Friday. Chill out you pussy bitches.

>>30200003
Is this more to your liking?

>>30200309
That's a very comfy pic

So are we picking a thread or posting in both like retards?

>>30199920
>>30200309
>>30200385
One last pic for good measure

>>30200255
Gimme that sweet $111.76

>>30200434
Good fortune awaits!

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING BOARD

>>30200255
how new? every dip is like this

PUSH IT SUB 100 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30199617
Are paws fine too?

>>30200255
Checked and kekd

>>30200434
I want to fuck those feets bros

>>30200495
Imagine buying the top before the dip. lmao

Umm, sweaty? Time to sell

>>30200309
top left feet are 10/10 but i need the rest of the body to visualize better
>>30200434
if i dont see toes clearly i dont like it

>>30200560
The price dropped 1% the very moment you posted that, so I'd say no.

kek imagine cheering when a stock drops

>>30200560
disgusting

>>30200613
>toetard
it's all about the arches

I am so shocked by those stupid asses shilling their scamshit kek. i will invest only in phore token and only to get the graphene. I will see 100k transactions per second and get rofit from the sharding tech.

Almost reached the SSR list for tomorrow. A Friday SSR sounds pretty damn nice, based long funds playing the old dump to -10% and then quickly btfo the shorts the next day strategy. This has happened at least a few times over the last couple weeks.

>>30200753
That's a really good point.
>Exodia Obliterate the price ceiling pls

>>30200732
yeah sure ofc.
Arches for the visual impact, toes to suckle up, top veins for sexual arousal

>>30197358
Good morning everyone, how are we feeling today?

>>30197590
>https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lxatg6/melvin_planted_stories_about_their_feb_performance/
>[removed]

>>30200997
I'm feeling optimistic. You?

>>30200997
feeling like all GME holders will make some money soon

Can't wait for the CLF nigger to show up.

You are not worried about a little dip are you anon?

AMC just hit -10%

Reminder that if it goes so low as of $111, SSR kicks in and they butt raped without lube the day after.

>>30200997
Good morning, Sunday morning

>>30201225
We can only hope for such a discount this deep in the game.

>>30201207
yeah but amc also follows the general market and its in no way in the same situation as gme
still a good time to buy probably though

Fellow hodlers, after a private conversation with DFV i just had an epiphany
Looks like there's no hope left.
Just sold all my shares, the gamburu is over

>>30201393
but anon you did the joke yesternight.

>>30201393
this anon is actually on our side

We got too cocky, GME bros...

>>30201393
i agree, had a similar conversation with Melvin CEO. sell sell sell. all hope is lost.

>>30201393
my mom told me to sell too

its only 5% down fucking sell more

>>30200066
>>30201333
Don't listen to the shills anons.
>KEK is with us

>>30201465
Hahahahhahahahahahhahagavavab REEEEEEEEEEE

>>30201393
I fully agree with you
Sold all my shares at a $5 profit
>>30201446
Sir bag holding is no joke,

Kaijum poster very right about needful selling

>>30201465
It needs to reach $111 in order to be on the SSR list tomorrow retard

>>30197358
IVE LOST EVERYTHING

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>>30201660
fuck off shithead we need it down

>>30201533
Checked

>>30201660
plz stop

>>30201704
it's tradition

>>30201660

>it goes up gmechads win
>it goes down gmechads win even fucking harder
is there anything more based?

>>30201852
OOOOOO

>>30201852
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30201852
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30201908
NGL
>Ignoring traditional investment styles and taking money from people who follow them is pretty based.

5,000 bought at 117

who did this, speak up

>>30201074
Feeling comfy watching the market crash and burn while GME remains a $115 stablecoin

>>30202454
It wasn't me, I swear. Last buys I did were yesterday.

Do you retards not realize that all of the hedge funds have closed their positions? You guys are just holding worthless stock.

Havin' a pleasant day fellow bipeds?

>>30201393
>>30201557
>>30201466
>>30201463
>Kaiji poster would never fucking say this, your whole fucking post is off. Go fuck yourself shills.
Listen here you fucks, this is a discount. Keep shilling kikes, we are winning.

>>30202454
nnnnot mmme senpai

>>30202595
Im holding your mom

>>30202529
Yeah, it's pretty awesome!
>>30202595
oh wow, good to know. Cool.
>NOT SELLING

Early dip, into a slow climb throughout the day

>tfw you bought 10 at 120 just to enjoy cute funny pics in GME general
>nobody post anything
>i got banned for asking
feelsbadman

>>30202623
it can't not be a joke this time, even misspelling kaiji as kaiju repeated.
>>30162147

You know what a shit-barometer is, boys? Measures the shit-pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, boys. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

Can you hear it?... Oh, but you will, boys, when the old shit-barometer rises, and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit-pressure... beware my friend. Shit-winds are a comin'.

Put it on the market, boys. 100k limit prices everywhere.

You thought we were trying to sell it to someone else other than Melvin?

Listen, at the price I'm asking, no one in their right mind's gonna buy it.

Melvin is never gonna let his hedge fund go bankrupt on the open market while shorting GME.

We keep raising the price, Melvin 's gonna have to raise more money to buy it.

And the only way Melvin can raise money is breaking the law, boys Breaking it. Then we'll catch him in a shit snare and sell GME to him at our prices.

If Melvin didn't cross my shitline, i wouldnt have crossed the shitline.

Maybe you can fool the FBI, but you can't fool the FB Me. He who looks into the abyss realizes that there's nothing looking back at him, and the only thing he sees is his own greasy shit in the toilet, Melvin. You understand? Bud? The Abyss? The shit-abyss.

>>30201393
>the gamburu is over
>>30201446
>>30202529
https://old.reddit.com/r/Wallstreetbetsnew/comments/lxfa6j/i_believe_gmes_baseline_price_is_solidified_at/
>$116,881,225 / 942,500 = 124.01
>This big whale’s total breakeven price lands at $124.01/share.

What do you call this pattern?

>>30202779
TL:DR

>>30202595

>Worthless.
>120$

>>30200066
>>30201333
>>30201533
>>30202655
>>30202595
>>30202779
HOW. MANY. FUCKING. DIGITS. DO. I. NEED. FOR. YOU. SHILLS. TO.
>FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Dinner bell is fucking ringing boys.
>>30202779
>>30202728

>>30202800

Spiky vagina.

>THEY DIDNT BUY AT DIP

>>30202888
Very noice

Hope you bought the dip anon...

>>30202800
Reverse mcdonalds.

>>30202800
longs trying to allow the shorts to activate the SSR trap card. Shorts DO not want to get on that list cause tomorrow. So shorts not only have to keep it from getting below 10% but the y also cannot let it go too high either

>>30202888
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30202894
I hope you understood what I meant, it's too obvious a shill, it was even when it happened last night. my paranoia says it's just some trolls.
GME is mooning regardless, the hedgie hole is too big.

>>30202779

Frig off Lahey

ARE WE RICH YET?

>>30202888
CHECKED. SHILLS BTFO

Volume is pretty low right now.

>>30203029
Not wrong, likely a shit tier trolls.

>>30203164
But blood pressure is high

>>30197358
Melvin capital bailed out > Loses 50% out of 100 > Then makes a gain of 20% LOL

HOLY FUCK RETARDS why would ppl leave their money in his fund when he lost 50 percent hhahahhahhhahahahhhhahahahaahhahah

>>30203246
Sunken Cost Fallacy
>Some rich people are idiots
We're going to 3900 boys!

>>30203246
Could you put some effort into in?
You’re not getting anyone with piss poor effort like that

>>30203246
>>30197074
>>30197489
get new material.

>>30203246
dead cat bounce

>>30202888
VEGETA WHAT DOES YOUR SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

>>30203366
>>30203420
I think you guys misunderstood him.
>He is saying people are stupid for acting like Melvin's 20% is somehow a "gain" when the fucking retard Plotkin lost 50% of a 12 billion dollar fund.

>>30201852
OOOOOOOOO

Boomp et.

>>30203588
true, even if the report is correct, overall he still lost 40%.
>>30203246
sorry anon

So this isn't actually going to happen is it?

today the fluctuations are nothing like we've seen before. still crabbing but a very nervous crab.

Ooooooooooo?!

whos fucking buying

>>30203526
GME $9k confirmed kek

>>30202800
Billy

>>30203845
sorry all me

>>30197694
Avril is my cheat pass

oooooooooOOOOOOOO its happening

>>30203759
Things point into that direction, but kikery runs deep and nobody knows for sure.

Realistically how much longer can this actually go on

>>30203759
Sorry, misread. This will definetly happen, but nobody knows when.

>Dips below $120
>Buy
>Rises to $120 again
Like fucking clockwork with this thing

>>30202595
>Tripled in a week
>worthless
Remember how the news was shilling RKT for 78% gains?That dropped the next day.

We're posting in two threads like retards.

>>30203983
Apes are able to hodl for infinite amount of time.

>>30203983
Your dick length divided by its circumference, multiplied by pi, the sum = seconds.

>Sold at 130 a few days ago
When should I buy in lads?

>>30203914
You made a good pick, anon

If this hits something like 8k a share it will change my life and the life of the families around me
Is a boy allowed to dream?

>>30204057
Too much conversation to fit in one thread, anon

>>30204081
>Selling at all
Don't even buy back in

>>30204110
>>30204110
I'm pre-baking a thread that I will post when this 1 is at 350

>>30204057
Blame the other OP for not knowing what goddamn day it is. kek

>>30204081
Shouldve bought the dip anon

>>30204095
Yes. I’d do this too.

>>30204110
>>30204220
Our bakers are as retarded as the rest of us.
I'm ok with that. kek

>>30204095
you will learn first hand of the jew

AYYY YOOOO SO WHEN DIS STACK GON DO A LIL SUM SUM OR WHAT? BAKA SHIEEET AINT GOT NO TIME FO DAT WHITE SHIEEET JUST POMP IT I FINNA GON BE MAD POMP IT MUFUGA WHIT ASS CRAKA BISH YOOO

Price action today is so weird...
>Looks like a positive sign though.
So much crab...

hello
when is the sqeezy squoozy
greetings

>>30204619
I said it at $40 and I’ll say it now
Crabbing is fine since we’re long. It costs us nothing.

>>30204619
It's going to crab for another week so be ready.

Anons I may have fucked us, I truly believe in karma. 100% if you do something bad, something bad happens to you. I have been doing many bad things lately: not giving money to homeless people, being rude to friends, and being racist/homophobic. I haven’t had anything bad happen to me in the past week. I believe I’m about to be punished majorly this time and my punishment will be the gamestock price plummeting to $40. I’m sending this as a warning anons, I may have fucked up this whole operation

bunch of options expire tomorrow at 120 and 150, if SSR isn't triggered, they're gonna bombard the stock to finish OTM.

>>30204716
You’ll just be reborn as a pajeet.

>>30204701
>>30204707
Yes, crab times are comfy.
>My new favorite yoga position.

>>30204687
henlo
not yet
regards

>>30204728
Options divination is pretty worthless.
Remember the $800 options last week?

>it doesnt dips enough for me to buy more
>not pumping
I'm actually tired

>>30204716
ogey schizo

>>30204716
you aren't a true gamer, sell your stocks to me

>Bots shill SKT
>Fuck it, buy some, why not
>It shoots up in after-hours and pre-market
>has x5 leverage because lol eToro
>Cash out
>Then short sell on the way down with x5 leverage
>Buy a couple more GME shares and have the leftover ready for the next shill PnD

But please, Melvin. Keep giving us the "new GameStops" so I can keep taking money from you

>>30204701
it's cute seeing the volume getting lower and lower. if there's liquidity it's not a short squeeze, or something like that.

>>30204810
what's that supposed to mean?
we're actually in the $120-150 range
not far-fetched is it

>>30204716
>>30200066
>>30201333
>>30201533
>>30202655
>>30203588
>>30204088
>>30204766

>>30202888
Goddamnit, see above faggot.
>FUCK OFF

>>30204855
checked and unfathomly based

>>30204728
No one is doing shit with options on a Friday anon

it's over! bought at 130, going to sell and cut my losses, put it all in CTRM while it's down, hopefully break even when it goes up.

>>30205011
show hands

>>30197489
>links back to bezinga article as a source
>an entire month later and nobody is putting an end to this by showing actual FINANCIAL STATEMENTS disclosing closed shorts
Hey man, all I'm saying is that I can go to my broker right now and get statements showing my current positions, my old positions, when I closed my old positions, and more. I wouldn't have to resort to a YouTube video if I was serious about convincing someone I've tapped out, and an actual court system likely wouldnt accept my word as evidence either. Why should us plebs be expected to believe their "word" when they'd expect more if the boot was on the other foot?

man i wish bruce would screen his ads a bit. So many scammers pay him to do a shoutout. Junkies for Jesus? what a crock of shit it's a scam charity.

>>30205011
>it's over! bought at 130, going to sell and cut my losses, put it all in CTRM while it's down, hopefully break even when it goes up.
Do you feel in charge Melvin?

>>30204855
Checked and profitpilled

My 2 cents: if the volume is down but it still assests to 120... doesnt it means that when volume will go high it will poooomp hard?

>>30204969
Turn your digit script off lel

>>30204716
>imagine not being racist/homophobic on a daily basis

>>30205011

>>30205139

>>30205139
Assuming this to be the case, the problem is that then the volume may not go up.

>>30205139
Yes.

>>30205184
>daily
Why so constrained anon?

>>30204830
you're not alone anon but time has proved anything can happen with this stock so don't FOMO too much when it goes up a bit.

>>30205189
thats where tomorrow comes into play. lotsa options expiring.

>>30205178
I've honestly always been too scared to ask, but I sincerely hope those aren't real.
>My digits are all pure sorcery.

>>30204855
Checked and based
Feelssad i missed that, happy you making it anon!

>>30203789
Looks like a fucking crab to me.

>>30204917
If anything has been consistent, it’s low volume drives the price slowly down. And then volume spikes makes the price jump up.

an other question: is it illegal to make a coordinated poomp for example "let's all buy at day X at hour Y" ? why arent ledditors doing that?
i'm poor anyway so my 10 stocks are nothing, but some of you guys are wealthy

>>30205274
Source?

Why the fuck is there so little volume today?
Around this time it was at 8M yesterday.

>>30205368
Idk if that is legal, but it's significantly less funny.

>>30205368
Yes, quite illegal.
Shills were pushing double down mondays on Reddit until they manage to ban that topic.

>>30205412
Retail is running out of money and the hedgies are doing incomprehensible (to us goys) talmudic magic.

>>30205407
I’m guessing option listings. It’s meaningless anyway.

>>30205070
Boomers are a gullible lot and the YT live stream culture doesn't allow you to skip donations. I wouldn't read blatant advertisements out loud if they paid me. You're not obligated to.

>>30205274
but with the T+2 settlement we might see action only on wednesday, like previous pumps.

>>30204928
RKT had a full chain of options ITM and look where it is now.

>>30205407
no. I'm not handholding and explaining it all again. You can understand what I said or you won't. Go do your own research on options contracts.

>>30205468
Hopefully it's long hedgies.

>whole market shits itself
>/smg/ on suicide watch
>GME still stable

Makes you think, doesn't it

>>30197358
Morning frens! Still crabbing, I see. When will the hedgies relinquish their greasy grasp on my gains

>>30205412
Larger market is seeing volatility to the downside. Investors are working to figure out their larger problems. Gamblers are having a staredown at the GME table.

>>30205551
...they're a bit early with their april fools articles.

>>30205551
haha this is great

>>30205551
It's like they want us to win.

>>30205468
Idk about you guys but I get new money every month.
>Passive income

>>30205605
since last fucking week, crazy

APES STRONK
APES STRONK
APES STRONK
APES STRONK
APES STRONK
APES STRONK

I just want this to fucking end so that I can get my money and put it on some coins

>>30204855
No for real though, what's the hedgies' next PnD distraction. I gotta check if it's on eToro. I couldn't hop in on RKT when that was being shilled.

I just love taking money from easy bait and then just dump that cash on GME. More timber for the fire.

>>30205605
investors will start buying gmc as a safe haven for money we are all gonna make it

>>30201015
Isnt there some article on how Reddit mods were bought out?

>>30205551
>Touching hockey cards with your bare fingers
You just lost all your investment right there
>>30205468
>>30205412
Low volume means no one is trading at that price.
Retail can’t really drive up the price unless it’s a hyper meme like we saw last January. They’re still buying in slowly.
You’ll notice the price jumps up whenever the volume goes up.
My guess is long hedgers are slowly stocking up to not boost the price too much.

>>30205811
GME becomes the next bitcoin

>>30205811
Checked
>GME based economy incoming.

>>30205306
They're probably real. Doesn't seem like something like that would be difficult to code. You still wouldn't be guaranteed to get those digits though. Meme magic is real.

>>30205829
The original wsb is compromised as fuck now. The splinter subs are ok with vigilant mods.

>>30205811
>>30205888


oooooooooOOOOOOOOoooo

>>30205699
Same! But I have to be kind of frugal.

Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep. Wake me if something happens, okay?

>>30205775
I’m kinda hurt that shills didn’t bother to push RKT here.

>>30205811
And they will start doing this today.

https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1367509175392157696

>>30206048
See you this time next week

BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR

Keep seeing meme sells show up on the books. Is it really that thin?

>>30206095
now watch as it dips hard like usual

>>30205829
>>30201015
Here's that article mentioned about in the screenshot
>PS: I'm surprised people don't mention this about Plotkin.
https://www.reuters.com/article/saccapital-probe-trader-idUSL1E8NIBA420121219

>>30205980
Yeah I mostly scan /r/GME or /r/wallstreetbetsnew now
>inb4 go back to >>>r/eddit
I'm a perpetual lurker. Lurking and analysing is what I do.

>>30205551
They did one yesterday

>Forget AMC and Gamestop BUY FACEBOOK!

https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/03/03/forget-amc-and-gamestop-1-popular-robinhood-stock/

>This was yesterday
>Melvin news about making profit comes out
>Market crashes
>$120 stable coin
>No volume

It really is the calm before the storm, going all out to FUD. Really are shidding and fardding over this aren't they

>>30204067
Oh God oh fuck

>>30206095
Imagine being the lawyer that approves these
>yea that is vague enough to not be construed as manipulation

>>30205699
My main source of income is from day trading, but I can't do much of that with most of my funds allocated to GME.

volume is trash again today. Nothing happening.

Who is this on Bloomberg right now? I heard “Emma” but that’s it.

>>30206297
>yet

>>30206211
They started this, there’s nothing wrong with collecting public information on your investment. Yeah, GME seems the least annoying.
They actually argued the mar 19 meme with facts.

>>30206334
Emily.

>>30205775
I would do this but I don't have the capital.
SKT is the next one they were shilling.
God speed anon.

>>30206236
>freeman
>nigger pic
This is like journalism hack bingo.

>>30206236
Should sue this guy for hate speech

just sold, cut my loses, this shit ain't gonna moon, lost half a paycheck but idc i'll make it up with another stock they're all cheap right now. Fuck you all

>>30205829
Late on Wednesday, a moderator of the popular Reddit message board WallStreetBets posted several screenshots on the chat app Discord. They showed that other moderators had quietly started talking among themselves about landing a movie deal.

"What's our cut?" one of the moderators had asked in a Discord chat, according to the screenshots.

By Thursday morning, that quest for Hollywood riches had exploded into an ugly battle, giving a glimpse into the unruly nature of a suddenly famous Reddit community. That was when the WallStreetBets moderators who were considering the film deal began booting out other moderators who had questioned them for secretly trying to profit from the forum's success. Eventually, employees at Reddit weighed in to try to quell the unrest....

One moderator said he was in touch with Ben Mezrich, an author of the book that became the movie "The Social Network," who last week secured deals to write a book and help with a movie about the GameStop saga, according to screenshots from the forum shared with The Times. "Oof we gotta go fast i think," another moderator wrote back. "While the studios are competing...."

The conversation heated up after WallStreetBets founder Jaime Rogozinski announced that he had sold the rights to his own story to a movie studio this week. Mr. Rogozinski did not respond to requests for comment... Some began criticizing the top moderators for moves they had made to raise their profile, like creating a Twitter account and hiring a public relations representative. Some also made death threats. Late Wednesday and early Thursday, the top moderators began removing lower-ranking moderators who were asking questions....

On Thursday afternoon, Reddit stepped in to remove the top WallStreetBets moderators.

>>30206412
They are creating a narrative that WSB is just a PnD forum. Boomers will believe it.

>>30206540
Ah yes another concern shill looking after our wallets

>totally organic

Assume a market maker is actually trying to stay delta neutral. They probably aren't insane enough not to (but who knows at this point). That means they have had to HODL enough socks for all of the ITM calls out there. What happens to the ones that don't get exercised when they expire? There's like 32k ITM contracts expiring tomorrow and most won't get exercised.

>>30206211
checked
>GOOD JOB ON GME PLOTKIN NOW BEND OVER WHILE WE FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND MAKE YOU OUR SCAPEGOAT

>>30206540
now cut yor wrists

>>30206412
nigger I just pulled out of SKT and it's already crashing down what part of >>30204855 did you miss holy shit you blind nigger

anyone setting one of there share at 300 just incase those retards purchased at that price?

Are we squizing yet?

>>30206562
Based sourceless man

>>30197664
60

>>30205699
>>30206044
>>30206244
Holy shit, easy money dubs gang represent!
>But yeah fuck I would throw more into GME is the bleeding market hadnt tied up half my portfolio in other stuff.

>>30206666
checked am blind nigger indeed

>>30206655
Checked and kek'
>Only 1.2 billion now?!

new bread
>>30206947
>>30206947
>>30206947

Musical theme for the rest of session and afterhours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY

oooo?

>>30206562
yntgb

wife is gonna peg me tonight
any advice?

>>30207861
Make sure “she” uses a wooden peepee. That way you can feel that love is a many splintered thing

>>30207986
why scare quotes around "she"?
we use silicone
she's an actual genetic female who has birthed two of our children