/biz/ - Business & Finance

Today's the day

>>30207002
The day of crabbing, yes.

>>30207002
don't get my hopes up anon

>$120 stablecoin
$120 stablecoin
>$120 stablecoin
$120 stablecoin
>$120 stablecoin
$120 stablecoin
>$120 stablecoin
$120 stablecoin
>$120 stablecoin
$120 stablecoin

LETS PLAY SUM MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY

Today feels like such a good day. Tomorrow will be amazing.

this is the most boring bluechip boomer stock

>>30207074
Hmm?

>>30207002
the date is 4/3/21.... today

just set alerts and come back to it. this feels like one of those things that take place when you least expect it

WTF WAS THAT?????

Is this the OOOOOOOOOOO thread?

It's just so tiring, all the crab.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UP WE GOOOOO!

>>30207158
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo indeed

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>all dat green

>>30207100
it still needs drop 10 percent though

>>30207158
Let me hit you with a quick OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207154

how is the volume so low but still holding at ~123? what does that mean

>>30207143
This honestly
t. has been watching it like a hawk since last wednesday

>>30207122
That's april 3rd

askin again in the new
Assume a market maker is actually trying to stay delta neutral. They probably aren't insane enough not to (but who knows at this point). That means they have had to HODL enough socks for all of the ITM calls out there. What happens to the ones that don't get exercised when they expire? There's like 32k ITM contracts expiring tomorrow and most won't get exercised.
also OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30206947
flat stock is flat bread
flaggit stonks
i like it though

reminder

>>30207154
It’s beginning. Prepare for shill suicides

Hey, Shills, I'm gonna head to the moon real quick.
>You guys want anything?

reminder to enable after hours trading in your brokerage account in case this pops off after the bell rings.

If dubs this shit moons today so I can finally rid myself of it

Today is 4.3.21 in non murrica. Countdown to moon rocket.

Well that pomp was shortlived as fucking usual

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207242
not eveyone lives in u.s of a

>im so fucking tired from losing funds
>wish to die everyone who approaches me
>i see graphene DISTRIBUTION soon
>i put money in in PHR tokens and receive some graphene tokens
>i get money from sharding tech
>i fuck your mama underneath your bed

>>30207230
Obvious answer: no one is trading at these prices.

Tired of crab. Give me some BULL

>>30207281
The vw squeeze was 4 days. I dont think this will be done in a few hours.

>>30207242
DAY MONTH YEAR
only order that makes LOGICAL sense

>>30207259
what does this even mean

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH SHIT

>>30207230
we are calling the shorting funds bluff

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>He didn't buy the dip

HOLY FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

feels good to sit down and my gme is doin a lil sum

>>30207074
You guys said this when it was $50 and now look at it.

DUDE IT'S MOVING NOW

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207301
this has not aged well

>>30207230
bag holders holding in both directions

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207433
Checked. We goin to 130 boys!

>>30207417
read the legend at the bottom, and the x/y axis labels. It is call/put distributions.

OOOOMG ITS MOVING
>literally just stops

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>fell for the SKT meme and lost 100 bucks
>bought the GME dip today
>already made back my losses

>>30206947
Cozy Van Gogh painting :3

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID WE NEEDED TO DIP TO 111 BEFORE MOON???!!!

OK THIS IS EPIC I WANT TO TOUCH MY WILLY NOW

>>30207469
>its already dying again

Time to fly

>>30207422
>>30207433
>>30207455
>>30207477
>>30207488

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207406
The way that the Americans do it still makes a bit of sense, it's in the order that you would say the date in spoken English (month date year)

>>30207417
There's a shit ton of 800 calls for tomorrow. Gotta learn to read it or you're ngmi

>>30207513
it looks like vomit i cant follow that. gimmie the details is it good or bad

i want to see proper 9% candles, not these 1.5% snoozefest candles

Here we go with the pussies selling right as it pumps instead of having patience

Hey guys.

Can you check out Mochimo?

I have seen it posted all over but I need to know if i should get in now.

>>30207549

>>30207154

>>30202794

>They'll assuredly be using millions more to ensure the success of their $100M+ options play, which means keeping the price above their $124.01 breakeven.

>>30206947
WE'RE PUMPING OH GOD I JUST COOMED ALL OVER MY SCREEN

>>30207568
It's not gonna reach 800 tomorrow lol, I'll be happy if it's even 150 EOW

>>30207566
I think it looks good on letters, books, and emails but that's about it.

i busted a fat nut and then it started poomping, should i jerk off again?

I ALMOST SOLD AT 116 BOYS HAHAHA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30207417
Literally nothing, like actually nothing. People seem to think because someone buys calls that it's for sure going to get to that point or anywhere close but it's likely just MMs hedging.

>>30207154
the volume isn't even that high.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207652

Digits for big gains

I kinda want it to dip so I can buy more next week.

>>30207566
I say "the 25th of June" out loud, as does everyone I know. Australia here though

Wasnt the volume almost nothing around 40 before it exploded?

>>30207777

>>30207777
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207777
HOLY SHIT

>>30207777
OOOOOOO

>>30207777
Alright today it is

>>30207777
Oh

>he bought?
>release the crab and bore him to death

Rationally, how could the squeeze fail (absent trickery, govt intervention, or hedgies having had actually covered their positions)? Dubs for 1k eow

>>30207673
It wont reach 800. But remember when the FED broke last week it went from 50 to 200 in 2h.

i keep watching iborrowdesk

looks like someone keeps shorting 50000 shares and then buying a few hundred thousand from the dip

So when does tha crabbing end? Did it all day yesterday, wtf

>>30207777

>>30207777
CONFIRMED WITNESSED BASED ITS HABBENING TODAY

>>30207777
Put me in screencap!

>>30207777
unga bunga rockstop

>>30207777

>>30207777
>>30207844
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS THREAD IS LEGIT!

>>30207777
MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30207777

>>30207777
Checked, here we go again

>>30207777
LUCKY 7777 ROLL
IKZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207777
7 straight to heaven

Hello Biz, i am from the future,
In Exactly 1 week this will be

>200 stable coin

This will crab up till the end of times

3 @96

dubs and I put everything I can into it

>>30207844
holy shit shit shit

>>30207844
Checked

>>30207777
He...he got quads as soon as we turned green for the day. Holy shit.

>>30206947
bollinger bands are getting tight lads somethings bigs gonna happen soon

>>30207777
FUCK IM BUYING MORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY

>>30207632
saved

>>30207777
oy vey

>>30207988

>>30207844
>>30207777
It is settled.

>>30207777
OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30207844
>>30207777
THE 800C tomorrow is only 0.09 a contract lol. might as well buy one

>>30207988
Ooofula

This stock's inability to rise feels a whole lot like the last "election", like big wealthy groups and the government are working behind the scenes to benefit themselves and fuck the rest of us.

I must confess, brothers. I paperhanded my call.
Pray for strength to return to my hands.

THEN TONIGHT, GOODNIGHT,
>IM BURNING STAR IV!

>We're gonna moooooon!

>>30207777
OOOOOOOOOOOOO C H E C K E D

>>30207777
LETS ROCK

>>30207777
Checked
>>30207844
Checked, and to answer your question, a squeeze is mathematically guaranteed at some point in the future. The only ways it doesn’t work is if some fund sells the shares for cheap, and why the fuck would they do that (also Talmudic magic could play a factor)

>>30206655
https://www.reuters.com/article/saccapital-probe-trader-idUSL1E8NIBA420121219

Everyone point and laugh at plotkin.

>The big short comes
>No one is buying it up
>reddit tards still think it's going to 10k a stock
>Hedgefunds declare bankruptcy, everyone just moves to a new hedgefund
>legal and tax loopholes let them all keep their money
>the shorts evaporate in to thin air
>Wall street billionaires sue vocal WSB people for their money back
>Win because the game is rigged
>Gamestop goes back to being a 5$ stock

When was the last time you heard of regular people fighting the system and actually winning?

>>30208074
Nothing to see here, move on citizen!

>>30207259
if i'm reading this right, who's that fucking maniac with 20k $775 calls

>>30208100
coheed checked

>>30207777

>>30208166
good luck suing me from the shithole that is the US

>>30208153
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dump it

>>30207777
NANI THE FUCK DUDE

>>30208099
Looks like a slow trickle from 125.
More volume and it'll rise.

Delta heavy ready for launch.
Digits for go.

>>30207802
yes

IS THAT GREEN I SEE???!!!

5 minutes to lift off, gentlemen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKZHBqYnnq8

Crab, crab, crab. It's time to crab

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What will the economic textbooks teach about GME in the future?

DOMP EET

Somebody REALLY doesn't want this to go over 125

GET READY FOR THE LUNCHTIME RISE!!

>>30208510
Ze jews always win
Also check this dubs

>>30208510
It will be just one page with pictures of various crabs.

>>30208121
Thanks anon
>some fund sells the shares for cheap, and why the fuck would they do that
Maybe to preserve the system as a whole? I don't know enough about the level of mercilessness between these institutions or how much this thing could really fuck up their whole game

>>30208593
snibety snab

crabin

One minute.

Another crabbing day

>>30208510
>How the Jews defeated the Nazis yet again

The US is preparing for a stock market krach
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3668965-fed-powell-operation-twist

GME can go up, down, or crab all day. We're still smug as fuck and winning.

>>30207259
This absolute madlad would make $1.5B if it hit 775 tomorrow

>>30208637
Why would a long hedge care? Think about it, they get paid huge, the market collapses and they use their proceeds to buy cheapies anywhere and everywhere as the new market rises from the ashes. Win-win

It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
>To the moooon!

>>30208823

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/operation-twist.asp

I thought the same shit

>>30208843
you are of course aware that it will not hit 775 tomorrow though

>bought 8 last week @ 135

>>30208877
Checked

>>30208727
This. The movie will be made from the perspective of the hedgefunds defeating antisemitic Internet nazis. Someone will play Joe Biden tipping the scales in the hedge funds favor in some gay “break the rules to save the country” plot.

>>30208843
haha wouldn't that be something.
it obviously a retarded retail trader, r-right?

>>30208940
COLE, LET'S MOVE

>>30208964
Not a chance.
>Only the winners get to write the history here.

>>30208939
I mean, never say never. I’d give it a 0.1% chance that a $180k gamble turns into $1.5B. You have to be absolutely filthy rich to just piss away almost $200k like that

>>30208074
I've been saying all week that this shit is 100% being manipulated by hedgies

It is absolutely refusing to hit 124. It hit 123.99 for a second

>>30208964
Kek

>>30208975
No that position is currently worth $180,000 and will be worth 0 tomorrow if nothing happens. Retail can’t piss away money like that

>>30209061
Guess what happens when it goes above.

>>30209092
yes, I was being ironic

>>30208848
Makes more sense than my taking the logical leaps necessary to imagine scenarios where both sides collude to control the ceiling.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30209099
one word
CRAB

>>30209061
>>30209099
it's broke thru.....

>GME goes to 600k a share, doubling Berkshire Hathaway's value
>Reddit gets shut down for market manipulation
>/biz/ wins doing absolutely nothing yet again

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stonks

>>30209191
Yeah, that was my bad.

>>30209191
uhh bros what if 20,000 775c 3/5exp bro knows something we don’t???

>>30209214
i posted pictures of frogs and shit

>>30209032

$200k is litterally pocket change for billionaires

*OOOs*

>>30209119
There's almost certainly some negotiation taking place behind the scenes. Hedgies have a lot more info than we do. They all know who is the on the other side of the table.

$270 is inevitable

Yugifag is making me really angry, despite holding GME

>>30209214
If GME went to 600k per share your dollars wouldnt mean anything anymore anyway

Kek wills it

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30209349
Consumers are too used to how much their products cost.
The US would try to clamp down on that inflation at least.

>>30209214
>why yes I love paying $200 for a apple how can you tell

>>30209061
The Jews are doing mystic kabbalah spells in lower Manhattan rn.

>>30209485
we can play that game too

>>30209332
Stay mad.

>>30209469
How much is a banana anyway?
$7?

Abandon your positions! Seeell, sell for your lives!

>didn't buy in at today's dip

The regret is real

>>30209583
$75 a lbs

>>30209589
IM HODLING

>>30209589
You have angered me. Time to pay shill.

>>30209621
it's dipping now bro

>>30207777
Check em’

>>30209589
yes sell it all.
to me.

>literally 2 cents off to 125
>fucking crashes while i fap

>>30209589
>1 post by this id

*AAAs*

>>30209469
do i look like I care about the economy I just want my money, you kike

>>30209589
What was his tax policies?

Right, fuck this, bed time.

>>30209589

My lil CLF recovering

>>30208877
>>30208823
Ok guys...but do you understand what this would imply?
Remember that 6.6 trillion dollar bill?
It did some complicated stock market shit, but simplified it let the fed lend banks 250 billion dollar 'bonds' (not really just simplifying it)
If they default on those loans the fed will own the banks.
Now add in this shit where the fed sells short term bonds on purpose.
They could crash the market and the fed would own the banks.

>>30209469
Even in your hypothetical, the USD is still a reserve currency. It isn't gonna go the way of the zimbabwayan dollar cause the US has nukes. And a military to back it.

50 @ 180, I will hodl til it 300

>>30209583
>>30209633
30 cents a pound where i live

>>30209935
you should recover the cock you chopped off trannie

>>30209945
WTF are you talking about?
>Anyone GME is going to 4k EOM.

>>30209981
thats cause you are fucked lel

>this makes the jew seeth

>>30209998
The 7 dollars a banana thing is an online meme.

>>30209945
s-sauce?

>>30209945
look up what the fed is idiot its already the banks.

>>30207523
is SKT just going to crab the rest of the day

if so SKT stands for scat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

begone ethernal crab

>>30210154
SKT is a mind trick you moron, go post in the SMG you fucking shill fuckface

>>30206947
>they are keeping at above 120
If it doesn't dump to 119 before the end of the day then it's officially over

>>30210144
But the will own them for realsies.

The squeezening is always heralded by the dipening. Hold tightly, my brethren.

>>30209583
You've never actually set foot in a grocery store, have you?

Opening dump and then afternoon pump. Textbook stuff here. It is apparent that the hedgies are suppressing it under 124-125 though. Every time it gets anywhere near there it dumps immediately. Even after a sell wall gets cleared.

if nothing happens today and tomorrow, this whole week was fucking crab city.

I just want to see a giant dip or a giant crash. I actually want a giant dip first because every single major spike on GME started by a big ass dip

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAN WE GET IT AT 111$ WE NEED THAT SSR

Taking my lunch fap. Hopefully its back at 125 when i come back

>sell covered calls for your 100 shares
>collect premium
>stonk doesnt go up
>call expires otm
>keep shares and premium
>repeat
go crab go

>>30210367
It´s doomping

BUY BUY BUY BUY THE DIP GO GOGO

This could be your very last chance to buy under 120, will you waste it?

doomp eet

DIP

Hold on, even if this dips enough to trigger SSR, its kind of pointless because we're one day away till market closure for the week

OOOOOOOOOOOO

$120 stablecoin is our life now.

Come on. Where's that volume?
Poomp et.

>Bots think SSR is a ticker
Are there actually real people on the internet?

>>30207802
Screw this crabfest, i'm gonna watch this guy eat some military rations. Thanks for reminding me this exists anon.

>entire market panicking over Jerome's speech
>GME stable at 120

>>30210977
checked

>>30210977
--__--

>>30210977
kek wtf

>>30210977
fucking kek

>>30210438
Yeah look at the highs it's dumping on.

>>30210977
no

>>30210977
Checked
>Holy shit those bots...

>>30210987
Nice

>>30210977
Hedgies gonna be on SSRI’s once gme moons

>>30210987
absolutely rancid

I DEMAND A PAMP AND I DEMAND IT RIGHT FUCKING THIS MINUTE!!!!

>>30211266
checked

>>30209945
I don't understand what you mean by "own the banks"
Do you mean become a shareholder? I thought the bonds had nothing to do with the stocks or ownership of the company.

>>30210977
>ITS FUCKING REAL
CHECKED
Holy fucking shit it's fucking happening boys. Go to WSB and laugh at the shill bots. Plotkin getting anally ass raped in prison by bubba.

>>30211203
Kek

>>30211373
True, but in my mind the market might find GME bullish if they cover their bonds.
Although I saw in the threads that they refinanced their bonds?

Hi where can I buy SSR stock?

Is this a sign? My post on /smg/ got trips.

>>30211444

Jpow: "dont tell yourself short"

hellos my friends buy SSR stock it pump to MOON

>>30211630
You've come to the right place, fellow human! 20 SSR stock has been deposited into your account.

Fuck GME I'm selling and buying CUM and ASS now. THEY'RE GUARANTEED MOONSHOTS.

>>30210977
Lmao

>>30211516
Isn't it rather the other way around? Aren't they refinancing their bonds because they will have a hard time paying for DTCC's bankruptcy?

>>30211636
yes, it's a sign that you need to stop

US FUTURES ARE BLOODRED
BONDS ARE RISING
THE CRASH IS COMING
THE MOON IS COMING

>GME still stablecoin
>SKT doing alright
Oh yeah, my memestocks are doing fine.

WHICH BROKER IS SELLING SSR I CANT MISS THIS BOAT

WTF SSR UP 20% TODAY

>>30211835
OMG I love CUM and ASS thanks annon! :D :'D XD :) ;)

>>30211835
>CUM and ASS
where do I buy CUM and ASS? seems like a good buy

>>30211923
Heard about SSR? Get on that shit bro. DYOR

>>30211919
bought 1 UVXY $270c 3/19 for $2
LETS GOOOOOOOO

So I hear GME is the new stabecoin

The shills are here.....

DUMP GME BUY SSR

SSR. SS FUCKING R. SSR.

>>30211630
You’ve heard of GME? Well this stock is to go even further beyond!

>>30212033
Checked.
Nah I'll still hold some GME but I'm getting some big bags of SSR too it's a no brainier!

SSR Positions NOW
>45 @ 83 holding until 400

>>30212109
You've come to the right place, fellow human! 20 SSR stock has been deposited into your account.

>>30211991
Sorry, but I missed the SLGG rocket. I am just doubling down on the GME rocket.

>>30212136
30 @ 75

>>30211373
They are not actually bonds I was just trying to explain how it worked.

>>30206947
Gamestop can go burn in a hole, bunch of 'scalpers' and fake positivity. They hate the people that give them their money, no respect either.

>>30212136
lol robinhood does have SSR so too bad

>>30212105
Nah i'm buying ASS, and TIT.

>>30207777
Checked

>>30212109
WHERE CAN I BUY YOU GUYS? AND WHEN MOON!?!?!?

>buying SSR
>not investing in SEC or USA
I swear these threads are getting worse and worse everyday for fucks sake

>>30212194
Not only that, they barely know a single fucking thing about what they sell. From games to hardware honestly. Fuck. Them. All.

>>30212203
doesnt

>>30211919
WHERE DO YOU SEE THIS??OOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??

>>30212263
USA SHILL ALERT

>>30212194
you arent fooling anyone shill boy

>>30212194
>>30212266
>bunch of 'scalpers' and fake positivity
bunch of bots like you too, samefag

GME is dead. Current strongest holdings are SSR, CUM, and ASS.

If you're not getting into ASS, you're a fucking retard at this point

>>30212393
we all use robinhood, none of them exist

>>30212379
Atleast you acknowledge they are bots. Why do you think they are so unhappy? They are like headless chickens in a burning house.

>Shills out in force.
>JPOW crashes the market
>Shills out in force.
>Gamestop value stays at the $120 resistance
>Shills out in force.

>>30212378
Fuckin kek. Nah but gamestop and bestbuy retailers are shilling ever single fucking consumer out there. I hope they burn.

Another boring fucking crab day, I hate meme stocks.

Stop fucking crabbing

>>30212263
Try reverse-schilling.
Go to some investor/stock forum.
Tell them melvin and shitadel are already down 50% and will crash.
Link some wsb dd.
Tell them they have to buy gme to reduce their loss with gme gains.
Wait for reactions.

>>30206947
stonker

GET IN ON CUM

>>30212497
why would you care if people buy gamestop, unless you have a vested interest in having people sell. There is no way to pierce our iron hide, our drill will pierce the heavens.

Come on. Go parabolic already.

lol /smg/ is in a total frenzy while we are /comfy/

>>30212565
You can feel it too? I dumped a lot of my portfolio before JPow dumped the market.

Just dip 10% already
Come on...
Fuck crabs

>>30212606
Dumped this trash again for a small profit, will buy back in when it drops way below the stablecoin baseline or when it's on way to the moon to pick up all le diamond hand apes who bought in at $469

>>30212709
Something about going hard in CUM and ASS that does that to you, you know?

>>30212665
SHIT! DID HE NOT DOWNLOAD MASTURBROKER?

I just realized JPow's shenanigans might create another Fed crash and that'll boost GME instantly

question is, when?

Anyone feeling a good power hour coming on?

>>30212460
lol

>>30209805
>I just want my money

>>30212823
150 EOD

>>30212671
I meant buy FROM gamestop, i'm talking about their retail. Although I'm honestly not sure about their shareholders that are keeping them out of hot water.

Everything I own and follow is now red. Except for Kroger. End times confirmed. People will still have to buy food and toilet paper.

>>30212808
Tonight.

>>30212808
>>30212823
>>30212880
never

KILL THE CRAB

last three digits EOD

new thread?

>>30213128
realistic

>>30213128
not unrealistic lmao

>>30213128
ewww

>>30213059
Just dress up the crab as a bull.
Problem solved.

>The ENTIRE GOD DAMN MARKET starts taking a massive shit
>People becoming legit worried about a stock crash
>GME stable at 120
I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

>>30212497
this sentence unironically sounds exactly what a GPT-2 would output btw. It's just barely weird enough.
I hadn't looked until now but wow /smg/ is on fucking fire.

>>30213128
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

If this pumps to 125 by 2 p.m I'll give the next person who gets dubs .00001 BTC.

>>30213179
yeah it sounds like when I'm playing AI dungeon lmao

Market crash will accelerate the squeeze, as hedgie accounts shrink pushing them into the margin call. Keep this in mind.

>Guess I'm holding GME indefinitely.

>>30213233
Winner winner. Post your address just in case.

>>30213174
unironically the best place to keep ur money at the moment lol

>>30213174
what do you mean? UVXY and PSQ is doing good

>>30210421
>share price explodes to infinity
>lose your shares through option getting exercised
>get left bagholding shitty fiat
>eternally priced out

>>30213233
checked, and them mistaking SSR for a ticker is the same. I fear next GPT versions a lot now.

>>30213351
>share price explodes to infinity
>share price explodes to infinity

Shorts liquidating ETFs for collateral, es beginnt

>>30213330
wow okay cool anon 19wN1U9f793NvE56d4CmhYYeHtYdCsE8SL

>>30213287
the worst part for me is that I can still sell for good profit right now (5k) because I got shares back when it was 40 a pop. Each crab day makes it ridiculously tempting to just fold and wait for a huge dip

am i the only one who never calls or puts because i dont understand it and just buys low and sells high instead?

>>30213577
>>30213577
>>30213577
>>30213577
>>30213577
Migrate

>>30213557
same here anon, maybe in the future though they seem quite lucrative

>>30213557
I don't understand them either I'm a retarded noob

>>30213545
Fucking same here man.
>The temptation is what causes me agony.

>>30213349
Anon, you do realize GME is the bubble right? You can hold UVXY, but GME has the higher payout.

>>30213557
this is the way, it takes months to get into options, those wsb fags get like -90% from their options plays

>>30213557
>>30213640
It's gambling on what the price of a stock will be at a certain date. Costs less than buying shares and has a higher return percentage, but can expire worthless so you can't HODL forever like with a stock.

>>30213693
yes

>>30213518
Saved. Will send when we reach 125.

holy fuck GME mah balls are BLUUUUE!

*tink tink tink*

Attention HEDGIES

I will NEVER, ever sell my SSR. SSR at 400? Didnt sell.
SSR at $40? Didnt sell.
SSR at 50? 60? 100? 200? 600? 1,000?

Not selling.

IF you filthy hedgies ever want to see these stonks again, you are going to have to pump the price to AT LEAST $100,000 per share... At which point, AGAIN, you filthy hedgies, I AM NOT SELLING

Sincerely,
The richest man on Wall Street. Praise Melvin