/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30166484

>>30224438
CAD isnt real money.

>>30224620
It’s more real than your internet tokens

I woke up at noon today, checked my portfolio, saw another 120k of gains, went back to bed.

Kill yourself, wagie.

>>30224438
that's cool
i made just a bit more than that while i was sleeping on some swap farm, though
i did literally nothing for it
it's good there are people who still enjoy slaving for wages, though, so great work, op

>>30224740
my internet tokens pay your commission fees, though, wagie
you sound like you tried and failed at crypto

>>30224438
>>30224740
Would prefer to receive .308 or 12ga?

>>30224857
I find it hilarious this wagie is proud of being a scammer, too. Wonder how it would feel if his clients saw this post. Hmm...

>>30224438
I make gains on the daily. How many weeks do you have to wait to pull your next scam on innocent grandmas?

>>30224438

My portfolio swings 100k a day. Stay mad

>estate agent
Kys

Hey wagie, how many more payments left on that Lexus? Kek

>>30224438
You are a gay nigger faggot.

>>30224438
25K CAD? Is that enough to get you through a week in that shithole?

>>30225454
Looks like he can afford to eat meat once a month, lol

>>30224949
OP is a chinaman. They derive physical pleasure from scamming in Canada but literally seethe when they think about how much more capital they'd have if they'd just stayed in Hong Kong or a tier 1 mainland city.

>>30225606
If OP was a chinaman he'd at least be smart enough to figure out crypto. My bet is on pajeet.

>>30224438
ungodly levels of based

>>30224438
Is this the new Canadian plumber copypasta?

What's next, a plumber bragging on /biz/ how he made a 6 figure fortune (kek) by digging through other people's shit?

But you still have a tiny penis

>>30224438
>He fell for the Real Estate meme
>He didn't finish trade school
>He isn't a plumber
Stay poor

So far I've only seen the plumber and now real estate variations of this pasta, what other versions should I keep an eye out to collect?

>working

>>30224438
Can you get me a job anon? I'm in Winnipeg

>>30224438
>I started work at 9AM today
Yeah, no, thank you. You're nothing but a cuck.

>>30224438
>I started work at 9AM today.
HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

>>30224620
if the US has +1000% the population of the Hidden Leaf Nation how is it that the USD is only 27% more valuable, and at times even worth less then the monopoly money

>>30224620
Based

>>30224438
You and your friends are the reason why I want to leave this country

Larp. kys

>>30224438
If it's in your hand then why don't you shove it up your ass

>>30224501
>>30224438

>>30224438
I hope you're investing your gains because once the housing market crashes again, and Canada got off easy last time, you are going to be eating dirt faggot. I hope your wife cheats on you and your kids die you scumbag real estate leech selling out your country to Chink monkeys.

>>30224438
What a fucking loser.

>>30228336
its litterally impossible for the canadaian housing market to crash because china has the most gold in the world so their purchasing of relestate will never end not even during the great reset because gold will have mooned beyond recognition.

>>30229090
so true US would never have gone off the gold standard if the gold reserves at Fort knox were real

>>30229090
Yes, keep waiting for when Gold moons. It already mooned since the turn of the century. Now it's gonna go back to $1200/oz until the next cup peak.

>>30224620
I sold drugs today.... And made more more money than you today. I didn't even have to leave my house... And it was cash in hand..... You have to wait a month to get paid Pajdeep.

Also gonna do a rail off your sisters ass crack!

>>30224438
What exchange can I buy this coin on, sounds like a good project.

>>30229931
>loser Canadian drug dealer weakling
I'm going to hunt you down and stab you in the throat gtfo my board.

>>30230052
Jealous much?

>>30224438
old copypasta already posted last week and before that you were a Canadian plumber.
>>30229931
>junkie proud of selling drugs having to look over his shoulder and interact with sketchy degenerates
Thanks but I'll keep my 20k usd and rising I earned from staking on gysr in just 1 week. Enjoy hyperinflation, leaf. You're the Austria to your Weimer.

>>30224438
>Real estate accounts for 12% of Canadas GDP
>At least 1/3 of condos sit empty year round
>Canada is the most in debt western nation
Surely not a housing bubble propped by the federal government to stave off a collapse.

how do you find time to install pipes and sell houses? incredible

>>30224438
>pretend coins

Went from $0 to $1T in 12 years. But keep coping.

>>30224438
let me know what you make tomorrow lmao

>>30230052
Kek

OP is gon live a cheeky deano (on finance) life once the housing market crashes again

Plumber pasta redone, nice

>>30224438
I work as a Canadian real estate agent. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 9AM today. I was able to get three listing appointments from Facebook ads. I uploaded one new listing to MLS, 10 minutes of work, scheduled 30 showings automatically via calednly since it’s a hot market I expect this new listing to sell by 6pm(netting me a cool 25k in commissions). I find problems that dont exist in every single house that i enter into. Especially if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need to paint your house before we list!! Your kitchen is looking really old and Even though its completely fine i'll just refer them to my contractor buddy who gives me 10% kickbacks on every client I bring him.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $25,000 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "chainlinks , howdoos, effereums, and dotcucks" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money.

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realize that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in real estate because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor

>>30224438
>>30235419
>I work as a Canadian real estate agent.
We all know you're Italian.

Alright time to dox this faggot. Post a snap shot of his post on every cucknadians real estate agent via google business reviews.

>>30224438

nice copypasta you fucking faggot