/biz/ - Business & Finance

major correction tomorrow

how stupid do you have to be to bake a thread 30 posts early

I shorted. Please please for the love of god just this once go down. Please god I need it to keep going down for just one day.

THINK FAST

>bought apple at 125 thinking it was the dip
how fucked am i?

>>30229950
>shorting after market tanks

>>30229950
It's going back up tomorrow lol. You guys really can't sell the top and buy the bottom can you

REPORT ALL LUM POSTERS
HIDE ALL LUM POSTERS
SHIT ON ALL LUM POSTERS
BURN THE FUCKING WITCH
>BURN THE FUCKING WITCH
BURN THE FUCKING WITCH
>BURN THE FUCKING WITCH
BURN THE FUCKING WITCH
>BURN THE FUCKING WITCH
BURN THE FUCKING WITCH
>BURN THE FUCKING WITCH

>>30229817

Smith & Wesson Brands, Inc. Reports Third Quarter Fiscal 2021 Financial Results

- Record Quarterly Net Sales of $257.6 Million

- Record Net Income of $62.3 Million

- Record GAAP/non-GAAP EPS of $1.12/Share

- $100M Share Buyback Program and $0.05/Share Quarterly Dividend

LETS GOOOOOO

>>30229924
PURGE

>>30229950
thank u for your sacrifice anon

At last, my true form can emerge.

>Pasts

Tomorrow is gonna be a deep green day. I can feel it

>>30229994
>after

I'm not selling my SOXL

>>30229924
how stupid do you have to be to keep holding SOXL

>>30229950
i shorted Bitcoin

>>30229953

>>30229924
>>30230083
> Lum-fags arguing with Ran-fags
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>30229953
Thanks!

when will you start investing in companies with good fundamentals anon? how much money do you have to lose to learn this lesson?

>>30229950
Tomorrow will be more bloody and won't recover.

>>30230083
i'm beginning to think you don't even have a portfolio
post your positions, coward

>>30229950
The market will start going up the very day everybody thinks shorting it is free money.

>GME is literally the only stock keeping me afloat

>>30229950
The worst time to buy hurricane insurance is right after a hurricane. You goofed.

>up 17.2% on the week
>100% cash
feels good

>>30230070
That means major bulltrap and blood like you've never seen before. All feelings that you feel are meticulously cultivated.

>>30230108
CATFIGHT!!

REI keeps pumping

>mfw i just watched the biotech lady on benzinga >bought a little bit of one of the bio tech stocks she shilled
>its actually green
>it's the only green in my portfolio today aside from my recovery plays....

sometimes it's that easy i guess

>MFW OIL
GET THE FUCK IN BRAHS THIS IS ONLY THE START

>>30230116
The Fed actively hates anyone who does this. Better to invest in cash burners that operate as embodiments of negative interest rates.
Like TSLA, UBER, or WORK.

Bull trap tomorrow

>>30230172
>>>/r/eddit

>>30229924
死

>>30229924
GIVE ME BACK THE MONEY I SPENT ON SOXL YOU FUCKER

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Bretty gomfy watching the market, buying dips and waiting to get paid. Net worth not happy about it but fuck it, that shit fluctuates

>>30230116
Bro we're living in a meme timeline now

>>30230159
mostly on ARKK and MRVL

>>30229924
LOL WHAT YOU DID TO MY SOXL

>>30230201
which ones? GUSH? are there any that are on sale for a bargain?

>>30230172
Jesus christ, let me guess. Got raped?

>>30230229
How much money did you lose last month?

>>30230159
WHORE OF BABYLON LUM, BAD LUCK WOMAN, DIPPER OF LINES, EXERCISER OF CALLS, CALLER OF MARGINS, SELLER OF THE RED AND BUYER OF THE GREEN, SHE WHICH HAS NO POSITIONS

BEGONE.

>>30230172
>sold all my GME and bought the top

>>30229992
I bought microsoft lol

>>30229950
You're fine. Interest rates will continue to rise. People will continue to panic. Money won't know where to go. Death, fire, chaos, and pain will follow. This market is toast. No one has any interest in saving it this time.

>They have to read the entire relief bill on the senate floor.
JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY

>>30230288
where the fuck have you been since all the way to literally 2 days ago slowpoke? nothing oil related will ever be on sale again. Crude is going to $300/barrel

We getting them shorts tomorrow right

>>30230248
you should be asking the SOXL shill, not me
>>30230282
>ARKK
you dumb fuck you're doing just as bad
had i not sold my ARKK LEAPS i'd be down an additional 20%
>>30230301
N O

>>30230292
>Got raped?
Usually they do this after cheating on the one decent bf they have, and then say it was rape....many such cases.

>>30230083
Explain.

My gf is in the shower blasting thunderstruck and singing along, I may be marrying a 24 year old boomer.

>>30230369
Misery loves company, huh?

Is the soxl shill still alive?

>>30230178
>>30230171
I see that now. I'm in such a fucking deep whole this week that I don't think I'll ever get out. I feel horrible.
>>30230330
>>30230136
I really really hope so.

>>30230207
If you have options you need to constantly look so you can sell on high velocity/momentum days like when the share price's slope is very high/positive. That way you harvest maximum asymmetrical gains out of your options since higher implied vol leads to higher delta. You sell higher vol means you sell higher delta (and lower gamma, which is good.

Sell on high momentum days to retail cattle flooding in. That way you get to harvest the most gains from those CRBP calls.

how is it that we ended up buying THE WORST possible thing to buy right before this huge dip (SOXL)? im starting to feel schizo bros, like someone wanted us to lose money.

I will buy UVXY calls on the open tomorrow

>>30229992
>>30230319
You're both going to make it. Be patient.

>>30230330
>it's the Biden Bounce!

>>30230370
its gonna crab at 26 forever because i got straddles and if it goes either way i make money. So its gonna crab

>>30230378
DON’T ACT INNOCENT NOW YOU NIGGER GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MONEY YOU SOXL PUSHING WHORE

WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

>>30230057
Enjoy the show!

>>30230485
SOXL will be $0 by end of next week

>>30230493
thanks, needed this :(

>>30230485
its your own fault for buying semis and not fulls you cheap fuck!

>>30230438
This anon is correct
>>30230476
Chink, leave for good this time

WMT is a steal

>>30230083
>>30230248
>>30230284
>>30230485

So sick of reading about SOXL. You fuckers get what you deserve.
Also, you'll be fine if you stick it out. Stocks are long term.

What the fuck is wrong with this place? I've been visiting this general for a week now and so far I have:
1. Had my life threatened by someone claiming to be an ex-Navy Seal
2. Been told in multiple paragraphs that I will never have ovaries or be a woman
3. Been called Rabbi more times than I can count
Every time I try to get a genuine response from any of you people when I address what I have been told, I'm either called an n-word or k*ke, and am then told to "dilate", "glow" or "fud harder".
Can we please have just a normal thread where we can talk about metals without racist slurs and the weird terminology?! What the hell is a sneed anyway?

>>30230014
Nah, the midpoint conjunction and full quarter moon in Libra won't be until the market closes on Friday (8:30 PM for the moon, mars conjunct Admetos weekend) so tomorrow will be red. Monday or Tuesday green.

MAX PAIN

>>30230489

T-that was the bottom, right?

>>30230584
back to /pmg/ retard

>>30230549
it would be much more enjoyable if i wasnt tied to the tracks tho

This is the future they took from you

>>30230508
YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TRIPCODE USER SOXL_SHILL YOU USELESS ANIMAL

First option trade tomorrow. Puts on what?

I understand basic fundamentals, statements, some finance terms etc.
But how do you find a company to analyse in the first place?

There are so many stocks it's overwhelming compared to my home (NZ).

>>30230634
I sold so yes, that was the bottom.
Thank me tomorrow.

I just woke up after a graveyard shift last night, holy fuck today was a massacre.
CRBP PAJEET, SHOW YOURSELF

Would you buy AAPL right now or wait?

>>30230319
Microsoft OG here. You will make it if you hold for years. 2022 March is forecast at $380.

>>30230624
oh god, please make this pasta.

Alright newfags, free ride is over. Meme shit, pennyshit, bioshit, and pharmashit is officially done. Now that you’ve been liquidated of your government checks, it’s time for you to get a job and learn how to play a bear market. Amazon is hiring! :)

>>30230716
we're up big in AH tho

>>30230378
ARKK isn't doing so hot but it didn't crash through the floor like SOXL

am i the only that has noticed Jerome Powell is now our president?

accept your failures and realize trading isn't for you

>>30230713
Spill alert! Wagie clean it up!

>>30230461
You unironically have a keeper, anon. Even better if it's from the live album.

March sizing up to be a good month

Mr Meme Stock here. I hope you've put on your chapstick for tomorrow. the -30% Obese Bear comes.
Especially $GUSH

>>30230629
GET YOUR MUMBO JUMBO BLACK MAGIC OUT OF MY MARKET

>>30229817

>BBRW
BBRW
>BBRW
BBRW

Where my Brewing Barons at??

NEWS

Merger announced today up +34.62%

Simlatus Soon to be BrewBilt Brewing Company and $125M Strategic Partnership With BrewBilt Manufacturing

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/simlatus-soon-brewbilt-brewing-company-130000922.html

>>30230738
Yup. My cost basis is $85. Never selling.

>>30230187
“All feelings that you have are meticulously cultivated”

Nobody cares about you that much schizo, be a man and admit that the universe and ((they)) don’t care about you nearly as much as you care about you, it’s either gonna go up or down and the reason why has nothing to do with (you)

>>30230716
Kek, you didn't even have a chance to buy the dip? Oh well, you still might have time, keep accumulating.
Most of the big CRBP flow were calls for March 3c and April 4c. Load up. The CRBP catalyst is coming soon.

>>30230793
i'm still up 75 precent total though....

Burry called the top on TSLA, just saying

>>30230857

>he won't invest in rocket companies like Rocket Lab
you're missing out on the literal ride to the moon

>>30230830
We will see. Just be warned that the moon has a strong effect on all that is earthly.

>>30230624
Back to r/niggers with you

SOS slowly recovering after hours
Tomorrow will be a better day

>>30230871
Might as well kill yourself bro.

>>30230461
AC/DC sucks dick, but that is a sign that she has a good relationship with her father.

>>30230857
>coming soon.

>>30229950
>half of /smg/ is saying we are going to crash
>others say this is the bottom
Well we CRAB market now

sold SPXL for TQQQ, i am truly a genius

I’ve been following an Asian escort who used to work in finance for stock picks.

>>30230789
wrong
both back to or below their december valuations

>>30230461
Nice (unless she's a fatty).

>>30230857
>Catalyst

mfw im up daily, weekly, montly, and overall
mfw watching all of you chasing stupid memes

>>30230875
i'm getting kind of worried because he is always right and he is basically predicting the apocalypse right now. I'll readily admit buying farmland is probably the right move right now but I'm too much of a pussy to do it at this point.

>>30230923
and the sky is blue?

>>30230875
Buying some TSLA leap puts for fun on that Burry tweet was one f the best decisions this year.

>>30230624
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

>>30229817
LOOK AT TQQQ

LOOK AT TQQQ

LOOK AT TQQQ

THIS IS OFFICIALLY A CRASH FUCK I BOUGHT THE BULL TRAP BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT AHHHHHHH

>>30230831
>The best d-mn AV equipment company--I mean marijuana company--I mean telecommunications company--I mean brewing company in town!

The OTC is a crazy place, huh?

>>30230622
>you fuckers
>get what you deserve
>pro-tip: hold long term for gainz my friends

Buddy, you ok?

>>30230948
Sauce on this whore.

holy shit this thread is slow and dead af.

Reminder instead of talking about the market crashing and rates exploding Powell was pandering to joggers and trans womyn

>>30230815
Big div energy

>>30230995
>he is always right and he is basically predicting the apocalypse right now

Is he always right? He's been predicting the next great financial crises since 2012...

>>30230990
Youre a liar, and you should feel bad.

>>30230461
Is she hot? Asian?

WE LIKE THE VOLATILITY INSTRUMENT THAT GIES BY THE NAME OF UVXY

>>30231024
It'll be more dead after tomorrow

>>30230936

now that the market has dropped sufficiently, prepare for a months long crab siege

>>30230962
Plump rocker girls are top shelf

>>30230995
>and the sky is blue?
Futures say blood red. Get ready for a Bobo to fly over your house.

>>30230978
>>30230933
>>30230900
Again, fellas. Look at the flow. Estimate the catalyst time. Play the options.

>>30230624
You are not allowed to leave until you eat the whole bowl of eggs.

What is the colored dot website again?

>>30230461
Is she slamming a monster and/or bud light?

how do I make an extra 200 dollars a week?

>>30229950
You're fucked

>>30231048
my portfolio is GUSH and BLBD

>>30230564
It won’t go to 0, but it will be under 10

imo crab posting is optimism. the reality is we are in a recession

post waifu for a green day tmrw

>>30231020
Mia Lee lol.

>>30230624
Check out his tranny. Go back to pebbit and kys

>>30231111
checked!

>>30231130
crypto staking. iykyk

>>30230624
Fageet

>>30231143

>>30231110
yes just like late jan early feb. got it. pnd

>>30231130
>>>/onlyfans/

>>30231171
Ok, please don't judge.

>>30231130
covered calls

Are 'they' tanking the whole market as protection against the gamestop and silver squeezes?

TECS calls for end of March are dirt cheap if you think tech will continue the down hammer

>>30230948
Link

>>30231047
yeah you are right actually....

>>30231104
i already accepted that when i got in, I would have sold but I'm wating for a few last SPAC announcements. I don't blame them for not announcing while all this shit is going down too, because it would be swallowed.

>>30230904
how do his knees just disintegrate like that?

>>30230319
MSFT should be fine. It's dropped the least of all the major tech stocks in the past few weeks. Then again, it didn't gain as much in the last year either, but it's solid.

>>30231220
sauce

>>30231110
There's people that spend all that premium combined on an option at once. Wow very amazing catalyst

>doctor says I might have eye cancer
>got home
>down 11%
Whay a horrible day

>>30231157
the economy is booming

I will invest solely based off the color of my ID today(between red or green). Shill me a stock that matches.

>>30231220
Nice cock on that one

>>30231209
I think what really screwed over people is that I started shilling CRBP almost right before a goddamn dudeweed legalization frenzy in the market, with TLRY and SNDL among other names skyrocketing. CRBP is a cannabis sympathy play so it had a "fake start" where it pumped hard for a couple weeks and it had people buy into it at super inflated prices.

But CRBP is not over and the catalysts are nothing to do with pot legalization, its about their lenabasum drug trials and Kaken Pharma commercialization announcements.

>>30231130
drive ubereats 3 times a week: friday, saturday, sunday

>>30231114
gcp dot

>>30231301
SQQQ

>>30231220
I think that's a man...!

>>30231171
Do it for her

>>30231292
im sorry anon, hope u get better
>>30231295
and its only gonna keep boomin

>>30231172
This her?
>https://mobile.twitter.com/mialeenyc?lang=en

>>30231301
Buy SU

>>30231365
>her

>>30231157
Ah fuck I'm allergic to this shit. I'm ngmi

>>30231252
Too much energy drink

>>30231292
> I PUSH MY CANCER INTO MY EEEYYYEESSS

"the market is retarded"
-Gregory Mannarino 3/4/2021
he seems pretty based to me

>>30231207
kek

>>30231270
Yea it's where I wanna eventually park my margin. Just kinda slowly gonna start buying back in to things. Only spent about 10% today. Ya know just in case

>>30230461
She probably first heard the song watching Iron Man.

I lost a lot of money today.

Biden is a faggot. I am once again financially ruined. Heavy in crypto miners

CASH GANG
A
S
H

G
A
N
G

>>30231347
N-n-no!

>Yfw soxl is -20% tomorrow

>>30231292
Now you can get a cool glass eye like Burry or get a neat eye patch

>>30231370
Yeah. Honestly have thought of seeing her. But she seems to know what she’s talking about.

I'm liking this Ryuko posting. I've watched that anime twice and quite enjoy it.

Kind of a weird question, I want to get into stocks as I've been 100% crypto for so long. I only want to invest in stocks of companys that are working towards sex robots either literally or by just advancing the tech that would be needed. I'm thinking companys like Intel/AMD/NVIDIA pushing GPUs forward would be a place to start. Any ideas on others?

>>30231448
I've lost $22K in 20 days. Not the best feeling

>>30231488
>>Yfw soxl is -20% tomorrow
Based get. I'll buy more

GOOG up

retarded shit like TSLA down

position accordingly

>>30231384
Fear not, I'm allergic to CRBP too

kek some anon trying to be spoonfed DD on oil through fucking /sci/

>NASDAQ futures 12,459
NASDAQ futures 12,459
>Down 264 points
Down 264 points

>>30231527
thank u she is the best girl

i sold everything at a loss

>>30230838
That’s good man. Good. Today was a pretty discounted dip. If the price hits $220 I am buying another 27 or so to have an even 200. There hasn’t been a stock split since 2003. Perhaps one is in the near future.

>futures losing it

>>30229817
I bought AMD at the bottom.
This is the bottom right guys?

BOGDANOFFS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN, IM GOING TO SELL EVERYTHING TOMORROW AT MARKET OPEN. PLEASE PUMP IT FOR EVERYONE, TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE BUT LET HUMANITY SURVIVE! CONSIDER MY ID AND POSSIBLY MY DIGITS

>>30231488
>1488
nice

pic is my face tho

>>30231488
A lot of anons would vanish from these threads if that happened...

>>30230319
Eh. I bought MRNA PDD and TAN. Anyone beat that dive?

>>30231428
Same here. Besides my long positions that I just let get battered by these past red days, I've got a lump of cash right now, but when things stabilize a bit, most of that's going back into the Bank of Microsoft.

>>30231532
Start a thread.

Tech has been dropping pretty constantly for almost a month, might be a good time to get in...?

>>30230912
racism isn't cool dude

there's hope crbp bros this guy has been right about pretty much everything this year so far

guys, relax and hodl
if you have good stocks you don't have to worry
after this correction we're going up again

>>30231448
chin up friend, there's a lot of cheapies to go around

>>30231518
she charges $2k for 2 hours? bruh

>>30231518
I would and if she does anal I would talk to her about my stock picks while unironically fucking her up the ass on viagra so we could have a nice long conversation.

WHAT A BRUTAL DAY

Is everyone still alive here?

>>30230959
Arkk capitulated today. Soxl took a shit but not as severe. Tomorrow more of the same? Idgaf.

>they keep doing -10% on SOXL and TQQQ when they could get +2% daily in oil

how do you guys know which companies to analyse when there are thousands listed?

>>30231694
you're right, it's not cool it's super rad!

>>30231518
she probably bangs wall street guys and they do insider trading via her twitter....so you might be onto something, but then those guys fuck up too

>>30231721
>>30231518
2k to fuck an incredibly average looking old roastie for 2 hours? you can do better on tinder for free

>>30230912
If you were a true racist, you'd know that subreddit got banned years ago.

>>30231766
>switch to oil
>oil tanks
>tech keeps tanking
See you tomo fren

>>30231752
i'll just keep buying all the way down
gonna be neon green when we come back up

>>30231770
Look for the ones with anime girls next to them (not Lum though... fuck Lum)

>>30231634
BOGDANOFFS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN, IM GOING TO SELL EVERYTHING TOMORROW AT MARKET OPEN. PLEASE PUMP IT FOR EVERYONE, TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE BUT LET HUMANITY SURVIVE! CONSIDER MY DIGITS TO HELP YOUR DECISION

Bought SOXL as was advised. I now have to go crawling back to my job which I quit three months ago and grovel for my position back. I don't even know how I'm going to explain why I pissed in the coffee pot on my way out. Thanks SOXL tranny. Why don't you push your own shit in.

>>30231747
holding bags on everything except my lil penny stock doin summ (+34%)

why is tech crashing

>>30231853
Some johnny cash for you sire, also bagholding today :)

>>30231843
BOGDANOFFS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN, IM GOING TO SELL EVERYTHING TOMORROW AT MARKET OPEN. PLEASE PUMP IT FOR EVERYONE, TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE BUT LET HUMANITY SURVIVE! CONSIDER MY DIGITS TO HELP YOUR DECISION, LEAVE THEM ALONE

now im sure.. THIS! is the bottom

>>30231719
For that much anal better be included.

>>30231871
people realized companies are supposed to make money

someone explain what returns on SPACs are like

>>30231488
Checked but also mfw

>>30231853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVrBkK3HMEo

joaqim did it better kind of

>>30231871
Grug hate electroboxes. Grug smash. Only love stone. Collect shiny stone like Grug.

>>30231916
BOGDANOFFS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN, IM GOING TO SELL EVERYTHING TOMORROW AT MARKET OPEN. PLEASE PUMP IT FOR EVERYONE, TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE BUT LET HUMANITY SURVIVE! CONSIDER MY DIGITS TO HELP YOUR DECISION! I CAN LOSE PLENTY OF TIME BOGDAN OFFS, IM NOT AFRAID

>>30231810
Yeah no bitch is worth 1k an hr. I can't believe there are dudes willing to pay so much for something so average.

>>30232043
If it was ivanka trump though I’d consider it.

Do stocks exist that aren't Suncor Energy Inc.?

>>30231747
My AMD position got margin called. Opened a new position, tripled down on leverage for the shitshow coming tomorrow/after the weekend. Don't see any other way to play this out. Clown market, clown rules.

>10Y yield
uh oh
jerome shit himself on live TV today didn't he

>>30231947
google SRAC stock
look at 6 months chart

SCALP GANG
C
A
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P

G
A
N
G

>>30231810
>2k to have sex on a time limit
guaranteed 90% of her clients are indian or fat or both

Just woke up.

OIL BARONS WW@??

>>30231292
Just think. If the market does a 10% nose dive, having one eye, you will only see 5%. You see? The glass is half full. Or for you maybe 1/4 full. The glass holds a liquid.

BUY TSLA

>>30231189
>>30231527
Would you rather lewd the compact, or the extended version?

>>30232180
investing in the fluid that will have the earth on fire within our lifetimes
> anon I hope you are not serious

>>30231871
Because muh inflation. Strangely this bullshit reason was why everyone was buying tech almost a year ago (safe assets against money flooding in the market). The reality is no one knows and everyone is getting jewed.

>>30231292
bro you get to be a pirate..

imagine doing DD, research, studying charts, paying for algos and still being outperformed by these people

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1350854473598558213

>>30232172
So after CRBP shit itself she'll be unemployed. No more hooker cash for the fat pajeets

>>30230841
>Bull and bear traps don't exist and if you think otherwise you're not a man

Oil chads came out victorious today.

>>30230904
As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

>>30232262
weak

Love me some cheapies

had a bad day today bros, but things will be better in a few months and we will make gains again

went to walmart and got a big bag of chicken tenders and a few sauces, gonna feast tonight.

>>30232262
>you can't profit off that!
Fuck off

>>30232277
based. finance/econ as a discipline is a meme worse than most humanities majors

>>30232200
No!

>>30231212
That's a man

>sold for 40% loss at 1pm
>the shares I sold went up by 20% by market close, up another 10% after hours
$40k gone
Down the drain
It's over

>>30232277
They’ll crash hard long-term.

>>30232200
Is this why people go to teach English in Japan?

>>30232262
Yes.

>>30232354

Other account. Thinking of adding 250 more 25C tomorrow

Round it out at a cool 2500 25C. CLF goes to 40 before July that's 3.75m

Whats the point of a pre-market and after-market when they still do trading at those times?

>>30232360
do some exercise anon, it'll make you feel better

>>30232121
jerome and the soxl ceo got caught spitroasting a deer together

>>30232354
>Bid: $0.38 x 1

>>30232430
Yes all white men in Asia are pedophiles, next question?

>>30232121
He basically just shrugged that he can't do anything but with fancy words

>>30232277
he's not wrong. see line go up, buy line. see line flat, sell line.

besides, majority of (((DD))) is actually just preventative cope/hopeium and greater fool fuel.

>>30231851
Fake and gay.

>>30232043
1k for a hour with lena paul in 2018- 2019, alexis texas in 2006-2010, august ames/lana rhoades before plastic surgery, eliza ibarra, karlee grey/abella danger/keisha grey in 2015 would be worth it.

>>30232449
I already lifted arms today. finna hit legs tomorrow

>>30232447
nice tits but a serious case of moonface

>>30232360
Treat yourself sweet prince. Remember we are all going to make it. Chin up fren.

>>30232514
>>30232514
>>30232514

Fresh Bread

>>30232277
They sell when line goes up so they're doing better than me...

>>30232444
Stop larping tranny

Is there any harm to holding something like SQQQ in the long run for the inevitable crash?

I sold all SQQQ just before market close, i fucked up didnt i?

>>30232463
kek

>>30232444
checked and dilate

new
>>30232437
>>30232437
>>30232437
new

>>30232549

>>30232395
>selling
>ever
lol

>>30232395
>selling at a loss
ngmi

>>30232549
>no OP
Fuck off and stay fucked off.

Why do they hate us AQB holders so much? Is genetic fish the secret to destroying the bogs?

>>30232549
>289 / 108 / 133 / 1

>>30231518
Why do escorts only fly business class?
Wouldn't it make more sense to get the cheapest tickets and save the difference?

I took financial advice from a random WSB post and I'm up $100 ! The fuck have you crybabies accomplished?

Myself and many other anons on this board told you all this would happen today. You should be out of your risky positions since they tanked and will still tank. Scalp trades right now!!!!

>>30231405
>3/4/2021
>third of april 2021
damn, you are a true psychic

>>30232447
no options, no limit and stop orders (thus) greatly limited volume, futures overlap.

Someone bake a real thread

What is that gay chinese cartoon you people post on here constantly?

>>30232798
>>30232437
>>30232437
>>30232437
>>30232437
>>30232437

it exists already

>>30232798
we're still on page 2 you ape

>>30232447
So (((they))) can adjust the price of things they need to. Most gains happen when the public is not trading. If you cut out after hours and pre market the “””market””” has been flat or lower for over a decade.

>>30232881
>no previous link

>>30231703
This.

>>30232367
god i would love to get shot through the chest
>>30232387
based. I'm not planning to be around for TSLAs inevitable price correction

>>30231747
It's been a shitty few weeks, but I'll survive.

SOXL +30% TMRW YOUVE HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>>30232968
I didn't make it :(

>>30231871
The algos.

Tech is crashing tech.

Which one is the real thread fags

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Don't forget to buy those dips! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>30232395
Did you learn something?

>>30233260
hint: it's the one with ran and an actual OP

>>30232644
Bears eat Salmon.

>>30231060
how dead do we have to get for john rocker to come back?

>>30232277
you could always just buy $MTUM if you think that
s a feasible long term strategy

>>30231405
> makes a bad call
>n-n-n-n-no it's the market that's wrong not me!

>>30232043
she better let me piss in her esophagus like a russian for that much

>>30232469
so uhh how do i get a job there? asking for a friend