/biz/ - Business & Finance

naw

>>30250827
>Buy
>On a thursday
Hell fucking no the only day to buy is bloody sunday

>you wanted to buy cheap

ahahahaha
no no you dont understand
we want you to surrender and quit the markets forever

>>30250909
>>30250971
it's the bottom I'm telling you
BUY BUY BUY BUY ><

>>30251041
funny joke bobo, what are your buying targets

>>30251128
$1

>>30251128
0

>>30250827
I'm shorting.

>>30251289
What a chad

>>30251310
Unironically I've consolidated into BTC/LINK to farm BAO so I can finally kick back and relax. Don't care if we hit $20k/BTC since fiat is worthless trash.

>>30251237
Wait, you really believe XRP will pump to $1? I must load up now if even bearish prices are this high...
>>30251267
<STOP> with the jokes, anon
>>30251289
>human being
>human mistakes
<NO THANK YOU>. That tells me everything I need to know. This level of trading was possible for Furudo Erika. What do you think, everyone?

>>30251443
Sorry W*tch but my power level is 11520.

I LOST THE MONEY NATUSHI THEY SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE MOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30251480
>he sold?
>PUMP IT
All is in the name of pumping the market to the right mcap.

>>30251567
Krauss is a genius. He's just got bad luck.

>>30250827
No.
They do not deserve to buy now.

>>30251605
based

BUY BUY BUY

Buying the dip? Do you have the resolve... the certain willpower to do that?

FOR THE GODDAMN LAST TIME MARIA I TOLD YOU TO STOP WITH THE CRYPTOCURRENCY
IT DOES NOT EXIST
IT'S FAKE MONEY
STOP WITH THOSE "MUUUUUUUUN" NOISES

>>30250827
>she_held_BATORACOIN_6_years_for_nothing
made me chuckle
same thing will happen to BAT holders

>>30251480
why are their hands like that

This threads feel so alien to me, I usually come to /biz/ as a joke but I have never understood this electronic virtual coins things.
I rather stick to what everyone knows best, the stock market. Maybe its the age, I'm too old for this shit.

>>30252204
because they hold and are never selling
you need big and strong hands for that

>>30250827
Not cheap enough

>>30252287
If you're a true boomer, for someone your age getting into crypto can be like stocks. You don't have to worry that much beyond buying BTC/LINK/GRT with a small part of your paycheck every month and living your life. The rewards might take time to show up but given a few years down the line you'll be glad with this decision. If you don't have the time and autism reserves to trade weekly/daily stay away from anything that isn't on a centralized tier-1 exchange

>>30252509
I feel its too late to invest in BTC, which I'm assuming that its the most simple one to understand considering how mainstream it is, too expensive. I have no idea how to work with Link or what the hell is GRT.
I wish younglings took the money situation a bit more serious, everytime I open my freshly printed newspaper I see some stupid shit related to crypto, like idiots buying electronic coins with a funny dog image on them.
When it comes to stocks, I did find the Gamestop situation funny though, I wish the guilds back then had enough balls to pull off stunts like that.

https://youtu.be/gdySJZmbWmE

>>30252827
A single Flo video has more quality than an entire year's worth of shitposts

>>30253057
Fio has loser flags because he likes Undertale

>>30252736
>I feel its too late to invest in BTC
>too expensive
How many times I have seen this since coming to this board, anon. It's true that from a short term POV it went quite high and to OP's displeasure, BTC and the market as a whole were due for a correction after climbing that fast. However, no matter how many market cycles we go through, the end result will always be the same no matter what given enough time unless the USD stops shitting the bed or governments try to seriously consider preventing the rise of crypto - which we both know won't happen without massive happenings in both cases. BTC is fated to go up despite its faults.
>what the hell is GRT
Even a small handset of non-crypto people know about it, but it would require you to work as a web developer of sorts. I know it's used as a meme here but I can't see a better analogy than it being the Google of crypto, unironically.
>like idiots buying electronic coins with a funny dog image on them.
This is what I implicitly mentioned when talking about autism reserves. There are opportunities to be made with absolute worthless crap like memecoins but it's a mixture of luck, guts, game theory and most of all stupidity.

The three coins I've shilled (BTC, LINK, GRT) can all be bought on exchanges/trading platforms easily accessible for newcomers. If you're experienced with the stock market it shouldn't be that different. If your issue is not understanding the value behind these investments, it's never too late to try and get at least a part of the picture

WHY DO I KEEP LOSING MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30251587
THREE KINGS I KNEEL JUST PUSH UP MY 8MS STOCKS PLEASE

>>30253896
saved, it's really nice

I unironically lost a potential $30k (total stack is $22k, would've had over $50k) by selling a shitcoin too early today. Hold me uminekbros.

>>30254380
Which? I could've made 5.5x my investment on hoge if i just held. But i was already dumped on and just wanted to get out at a point where I didn't lose any money

>>30254435
GG1
Dumped a huge stack in and got out at a great profit. Too too early though... I can't take it...

THERE WAS SMALL BOMBS IN THE DIP

>>30254380
I get the feeling. I was hesitating putting on 15 BNB in for the BSCT presale but instead went with 1.5 because reasons. Listing price was around 12 cents, and it pumped up to 40 cents in a matter of hours. Even if I was asleep at that time, I would have woken up to roughly 45 BNB instead of 4.5 if I followed through with my original intent. The roulette was on my side but I was under strong anti-risk toxins

>>30254580
Magic is risk

This isn't about greed, chinks are about to take a huge dump on the market because their insectoid government banned mining. I'm telling you to tether up and buy back in when they're done.

>>30254735
>because their insectoid government banned mining
We will come out stronger.

>>30254883
Chadjew I kneel, Japanese onions sauce simply cannot compete

>>30254883
That's entirely possible, but they WILL cause a huge dip and you can take advantage of it. Don't be a retard, you can make a guaranteed 15% profit at the very least if you tether up now and buy back in when they're finished

>>30250827
SHANNON HAS A PENIS

>>30251289
MOONBASE SOON

>>30254991
China won the onions sauce war
China will win the smart contract war with BNB
>>30255036
It was a semi-shitpost/joke, anon. I tethered up a little myself after seeing the article, but to be quite honest I prefer staking or farms.

Virgilia has a piece of wisdom for you today anons. Time in the market > timing the market

>>30255959
based

>>30255959

Rubic!

>>30251128
>>30257422
Just wanted to drop by and say that if it weren't for these I would never have bought Rubic before .10
Thank you sonozaki stacies

hmph still not buying

>What did you say about BNT?

magic

>>30250827
AAAAA FEATHERINE HELP ME
I WANT A REDO

Name his top 5 alt picks

>>30250827
Tea party 7 is peak umineko

NOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE REAL

>>30260632
It's a bubble.

>>30260732
You're a bubble

Hehe... I have myself a stack of 2 million rubic. Our continued fortune is guaranteed...

guys do u know mantradao? seems like 50 million TLV and community governance makes it legitly valuable

>>30260896
>bot poster at it again
what next ayy are real

Also this is not financial advice but I recommend going all in ASKO