/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ride the Bayhorse, anon.

Buy CHUC

This BARFbag is killing me bros
2/3 of my portfolio....

>>30278102
FIrst for ACEV

>Everything is green except UUUU

Who /cash gang/ here?

HAHAHAHA RKT BTFO!

>>30278303
Here. Anything worth buying and holding over the weekend?

>>30278366
CRBP Great discount sirs, please look at darkpool flow sirs. follow smart monies, buy my bags sirs. six more days

Fuck edmonton is a shithole. Alberta's national embarrassment

>>30278298
>Everything
*looking at my portfolio*

>>30278424
Ive seen that shit shilled and raged over for the past month. Is anyone even making money on this bullshit

>TESLA 588

nio dip

>>30278102
when's the best time to buy a GUSH call

>diversified into 12 different stocks and 1 crypto

>still losing 5-7% a day in the bear market

what am i doing wrong? is risk management a meme?

>MRVL below 39 USD
>MRVL below 39 USD
>MRVL below 39 USD
alright, I'm going to watch some Chinese cartoons

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>30278199
whats your average? i'm at 3.93 and hoping itll dip so I can add more

>>30278828
>t. nigger dick

>>30278828
Weed penny stocks for the long term. No thanks

Buy Airlines/airplane manufacturers long term you damn zoomers

>>30279179
>long term
lel

Can bulls cum yet?

BROS WTF
THIS IS NOT FAIR

>>30278745
Bought some yesterday, sold at open and made $3,800, could have made $5,000, if I held til now, but rolled into DIA calls which are up a few hundo.

I’m looking at everything, including this insane positive jobs number which says, the recovery will be long, but it’s happening and think, man if oil keeps running Ill buy some more calls next week on any day with a dip.

Amazing another red/crab day! So glad the kikes and everyone that wants to make money so they can fuck kids are in control.

>still doesnt hold GUSH
ngmi

Cash gang
I kneel

>>30279436

I still don’t regret selling ARKK for a 20% loss. That shit is torpedoing down

My wife told me her coworkers husband might have lost their life savings by "playing" the stock market. Normies btfo?

Should I buy 20 call option contracts on Pepsi?

>>30279619
Yes. And here is why it's a good thing.

>>30279179

Dont buy airline stock Jim Cramer wants retail traders to bail it out instead of Joe Biden

>>30279619
Why would you even disclose that without any shame.

i'm starting to enjoy the pain

Who even has stocks still to sell?

>>30279179

Dont buy airline stock or Twitter stock or snap chat stock

Those are bull shit stocks Jim Cramer is puahing

Would you look at the time? It’s time to buy the dip... again...

>>30279704
the big guys

>>30279613

POWELL DO SOMETHING
POWELL DO SOMETHING
POWELL DO SOMETHING
POWELL DO SOMETHING

friendly reminder that Burry called the top on TSLA and all of you laughed at him

This is Bidens America

>stock market crashes
>I make gains in GME

Tell me why you didn't invest anons?

thank you, americucks, for bringing biden in and getting rid of orange man...

OIL

where did all the mommy posters go?

Honestly the market still reacting like this even in the face of a blowout jobs report just solidifies my opinion that this is a short-term irrational panic.

>>30278102
Reminder if you are not on oil right now
You deserve to take those -20% -50%

remember to buy the 10:30 dip

what are we buying

>>30278102

Can someone explain why SPY and NDAQ are green but everything else is red?

>>30278102
time to sell SOXL for a loss so i don't get doubly assfucked by leveraged ETF decay. fuck this nigger market.

>GME
no seriously, this has to be the work of some sort of chaos God

>>30279864
They're with the SOXL and TQQQ posters now.

>>30279619
My wife’s friends husband is a “senior financial advisor” at a bank down here. In September and October he was telling so many people that buying SNOW was going to be like buying MicroSoft in the 90s that there were literally Facebook groups in my small metro area talking about it and how much people were buying. People kept piling on throughout November and he keeps telling them that it’s a long hold.

I’ve doubled my portfolio since September including a few panic sells at lows.

>Normies man.

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

How the fuck can I get flagged as a pattern day trader on a cash account if I kept almost all of my money in cash, this is bullshit

>>30279868

>People are still in meme tech stocks

OIL TO THE H*CKIN MOON

>>30279875
Everything

>SOXL DIPPING BELOW $30
I CAN'T LOOK

>>30279619
lmao, probably another retard who downloaded RH and thought options were the way to go

>mfw my FOMO oil buys from yesterday are paying out
YES THANK FUCK

I'm going to be a bagholder forever now

>>30278216
at least it's a long hold, could be worse. All my SPACs are basically at NAV right now, it's fucking crazy. Look at that graph lol......wtf man.

Why the hell is SRAC turning so bad? It's the 3rd -15% day in a row.
It was one of the best performing SPACs before that senseless crash.

Don, I want my fucking money back you fat piece of shit Canadian hog

>>30279921
ARE YOU THE SOXL TRANNY?

bought calls on inverse indexs today going all the way to april 16th. They are extremely cheap..i paid only $600..so i can sleep better if this shit crashes into oblivion.


I know you guys are probably laughing muh inflation...if we get a general market route like last year that all goes away quickly

Bearish calls on inverse ETFs are cheap. Get them

>ARKK LEAPS would be down 61% if i was still holding them
good fucking god as bad as SOXL has been, it hasn't been nearly that bad

Whilst everything is red, Shell is making me steady bucks every week. Oil companies were way undervalued. Everyone bought into the green memes; now they're tanking.

You guys did listen to the boomers and invest in oil right?

Don’t you know that oil is the new oil?

TRANNY METAL IS NEVER GOING ABOVE 14 DOLLARS AGAIN LOL

ok now.. THIS! is the bottom

alright fuck it i give up, im selling my meme stocks that have tanked 20-50% in the past month or so and buying QQQ

>>30279704
I do. They are going up though.

>>30279864
we always told the ark guys that they buy memes and will get fucked, but they didn´t listen

So the latest PLTRanny cope is that they're using AWS, the largest cloud provider in the world, just like every other major corporation?
Wow, that's even more desperate than when they though 3M would save their shitty meme stock.
current price is 22.98 btw

i should have never sold GME im sorry bros

Why would I sell now? how much lower can iT GO OH NO OH HNO OH NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'll just stop looking at my portfolio and pretend I don't have any money invested

wasn't the COVID freefall in march last year? did ((they)) forget to change the script for this year

>>30279821
> *finger snap*
> Rate increased to 3%

>>30280002
shalom, i am here goyim. have you bought?

1-9 we stay red

GME gang sends it's regards.

if you guys want safe buys, most of the SPACs with confirmed merger negotiations are trading near NAV, this hasn't happened since March of last year

Sell off continues. Who the fuck holds TWTR stock?

YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STOP SELLING SHIT

>>30280075
kek

AQB INVESTIGATION ANNOUNCED
>An investigation was announced over potential breaches of fiduciary duties by certain officers and directors at AquaBounty Technologies, Inc.

https://www.openpr.com/news/2251817/investigation-announced-for-investors-in-shares-of-aquabounty

>>30280084
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30280057
>million people telling you to buy and hodl
>neglect to buy and hodl
god damn it bro

/pmg/ sends its regards

>>30279935
>Normies actually thought some imperfect tech can make oil obsolete
Top fucking kek

>From +2% to -3% in 30 minutes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>2 months into biden admin
>Tech, renewables, alt energy all cratering
>Oil skyrocketing

What the fuck man

>>30280093
At 39

>>30278303
cash gang with small positions in PEP, T and GORO. just enough of a gamble to satisfy my addiction

>making so much profit from OIL I might buy some SOXS

>>30280142
lel you bankrupted a bunch of retail traders and now you are celebrating the destruction of the market.....eh...well done?

>>30280075
lel feels like it

>>30280142
honk

>>30280019
>JBLU -3%
>UAL -2.77%
are we retarded for holding airlines while oil i going up? I have DAL and LUV

>>30280173

>>30279990
You didn't FOMO into WTI?

PLTR going to 20 today

$SQQQ
S
Q
Q
Q

I miss him bros

>useful tech crashing
>GME green
Fuck this stupid ass clown market.

STUPID GMENIGGERS CRASHING THE MARKETS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>fool for the clean energy Jew
>down -32%
Fuck "clean energy".
I'm oil. All in.

imagine not being in oil during the golden bull run

Did something happen to Cielo or are we just suffering from the marketwide dump

>>30280025
is it 10:30 yet?

>>30280161
only the retards who work there and their CEO

>>30280227
Please one of your burgers end him

>GME mooning at low volume

>>30280228
no worries, i am also getting pumped into my ass

Bruh the 10 yr is retreating and the nasdaq still dumps nice

There is simply no bottom for this shit

>>30280227
all the signs were there, just wait until we start another war....are you starting to believe now? are you starting to see? just fyi, it's too late....

>>30279692
you are...

>Fuck this stupid ass clown market.

>>30278102
TSLA BROKE 580
UH OH

>>30278102
first for occidental petroleum, still not yet discovered by r*ddit and pajeet.

Mama there goes that nasdaq

>>30280300
good morning friend

>>30280227
KeK. I am in so deep right now that I am bag holding until Trump gets elected

>>30280173
I don't get what they're being investigated for. Being the victim of an irrational market that made their company dump after pumping it to $13. In their defense, the PO was at $8.50, it has been the market that has pushed it to $3 dollars below that.

>>30278571
No. None Of You Will Make Money. You Will Just Watch Me.

>/SMG
newfag

>SOXL CRATERING THROUGH $29

>>30278102
Fucking rigged-ass PPT Futures market getting BTFO

YOU THINK THERE MIGHT BE GAINS BUT THERE IS ONLY PAINS.

>>30280292
you could have hedged against the crash but nooo

GME is fascinating

>literally everything I watch is down
>except gamestop
I fuckin hate meme stocks and I hate reddit

>>30279692
based, PLTR is dying right now but atleast my one low call is not getting exercised today.

>>30280286
Imagine not hedging against the market with GME lol

i hate my life

yes, I would like to purchase a one way ticket to clown world pls

I thought I bought the dip and everything went even lower. Now I'm down 5%

>>30280378
They just kept releasing shares repeatedly screwing over investors each and every time.

>sold my Suncor for GTE/CRBP a few weeks ago
i'm going to kill you faggots

WHAT SHOULD I BUY

>>30280197
i held out for a while, until it hit $50. i believed all the disinfo about it crashing back to $4. when you see your shit go from $300 to $50 its easy to get demoralized

Hi stock anons. I just cashed out some crypto to put into stocks, to mitigate risk. Are there any stocks you would recomment? I prefer to get in on the ground floor, so some upcoming stocks with low marketcaps (high risk, high reward) would be nice. Also some medium risk, medium reward.

Can anyone tell me why GME inverses the market so perfectly?

>>30280277
we all do

>>30280424
the market shaking out the newfags is the opposite of clown world

where is the bottom for Tesla? 500,400, 300?

>>30280286
i've lost over 100k in the past week. the losses are about to eat into my principal.. the only stocks that stayed green are boomer stocks and my DIY 'military industrial complex ETF'

Should I buy 20 call option contracts on Pepsi??

>trade relatively modestly starting last summer
>avoid TSLA because it's blatantly hyper overvalued
>GME brings account from ~$4k to $51k on $800
>since it's "free" money YOLO into TSLA calls after the first 15% dip
>mfw

Good thing I didn't go all in. Still though, I feel that this kind of behavior is why an old Chiristian man called me a child of Ham as a polite way of calling me a nigger.

I dont know wether Im masturbatng because Im horny or because I need a dopamine hit

is this depression? line go up doesnt do it anymore, line go down makes it even worse

BOBO I'VE HAD ENOUGH I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A COAT AND COOK YOU INTO DOGFOOD

>>30280479
the shakeout ended last week now theyre just raping us

>>30280243
Nah, I got my shit so cheap I don’t even care about them.

Argghhhh /smg/...I don't feel so good...

>>30280417
All these stupid fucking kikes fucking the market going hehehe muh moneys as it craters the fucking world around us

I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt today because I thought it would make me happier.

>>30280227
this is what libtards get for voting a white male

>>30280466
lol

>>30278571
I've been holding this shit for almost a month now. Just don't.

>>30279179
>long term this market that's notorious for razorthin margins and dying businesses

lol no thx

She just won't stop

>>30280227
except its oil PRICE thats skyrocketing not oil business. american oil companies are fucked. price of oil is up because american companies are restricted from operating

https://twitter.com/ReutersScience/status/1367548754463772673?s=19
Is this bullish?

>>30280466
Stocks are just as bad as crypto now, good luck dealing with the clown

>>30280357

HOW DO I SHORT TESLA WITHOUT USING PUTS?

>>30280466
>(high risk, high reward)
unironically GME
low risk high reward would probably tesla

>HE STILL HASNT BOUGHT GME

>>30280472
I hope this shit ends in March..

>>30278828
I bought SNDL at 1.42 you fuckin faggot. I already bought your bags stop shilling it. SNDL is going under a dollar forever and I'm going up a building to jump off.

Jesus there is so much tussle between the bulls and the bears.
Swing trading has never seen easier.

>>30280360
redpill me

uh bros, how are we supposed to fund transgender surgeries for everyone with oil so high?

the absolute state

>>30280257
I have limited funds and these two seemed like sure things considering pre-coof prices and other factors
It's too late to buy into WTI is it

>>30280544
American oil is multinational though.

>>30280434
But they didn't have a history of doing POs like some penny stocks to my knowledge. As well, their PO was relatively successful by getting a high share price and securing 110 million dollars.

$SOXS
S
O
X
S

ooooo FIZZ bro what are you doin?

Blow dick bobo

>>30280516
that photo scares me

>>30280498
For me only green is T, and BTC related shit. PEP is looking to move into the green for me though now.

>>30278102
>>30278102
>Norway cruise
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30280422
>hedging with memestocks
Go back to wsb with all the other people who lost their life savings on shit advice.

>>30280488
It has a P/E ratio of around 1000 so I imagine Tesla's bottom is around 50$

>>30280556
if you have to ask, don't do it

>>30280629
You will take the yellow pill.

Biden has completely cucked everything. Its over

>>30278102
So lads qqq going under 300 today?

lmao

imagine having the money to buy TSLA puts. you must be so filthy rich today

>>30280472
Seriously look at nasdaq vs gme. It’s a PERFECT inverse. What the fuck is going on. Until this is figured out everyone here will keep running around like a chicken with its head cur off

>>30280675
he doesnt even know what day it is

>>30280544
>except its oil PRICE thats skyrocketing not oil business

nigger my RDS is up 12% in a week.

>>30280660
POST YOUR GREEN POSITIONS FAGGOT

I am a fucking retarded loser.

I have been trading stocks since Nov 2019 and I HAVE LOST 50% of my money.

I made 75% of it back until the last three weeks happened.

I wish I wasn't such a fucking retarded loser.

>>30280269
0 EOD. They are going bankrupt.

CRBP $1.77 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhaha

>>30280554
What happened to the breath holding test?

>>30280607
They kept filing to release shares and screwed me over. Personally I'm annoyed.

>>30280516
disgusting bug people

>>30280616
NEVER GOING TO 14 AGAIN LOL

>>30280442
Why did you even sell it
If you're already seeing red, get back in
This might take for a long time, Im probably expect 20%-40% correction to the bullshit tech stocks

>>30280355
You will never be a woman

CRBP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>>30280645
Don't tell me you're surprised.

ALL MY CALLS ARE DEAD
>PUSH ME TO THE EDGE

TSLA

>>30278768
Not enough oil

>>30280297

Shorting.

Oil wont survive a general market route or deflationary print

>>30280721
Gamers rose up

Jesus fucking christ you americans are the biggest fucking pieces of shit ever.

ding ding it's 10:30, cheapies time

>>30280770
yes sir, that is needful

Why the fuck isn't GTE dumping more?

shill me something to throw 2k in

I Wishlist all of the stocks you people shill me here and all I can say right now is I'm glad I don't listen to you fucking idiots

>ARKK cost the same now as it did november

>>30280472
Probably funds that were shorting GME are liquidating their longs on blue chips to compensate for their losses

BILI BROS WHERE YOU AT, ARE YOU ADDING?!

I LOST 3% OF MY NET WORTH THIS WEEK MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>30280516
The classic COPE fap

What the FUCK is going on

>>30280700
>think they are doing yoga
>really just doing some commie brainwashing morning dance

I actually decided not to buy pltr because of that photo, I might still get in if it goes under 20....but that photo really has me wanting to stay as far away as possible

>>30280784
Well yes i am surprised how could you tell

I see double bottom forming.

the absolute state of PLTRannines, cathy, and ARK

>>30280603
Fair
I'm in both RDS.B and SU as well

>>30280832
>it keeps dumping
no wait it's not supposed to AAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At this rate, CRBP will be de-listed before earnings next week.

Well, i fucked up.

>>30280880
>tfw sold WIMI at 10
thank goid

>>30280751
>>30280554
No
The biggest hit right now is the anal swab

>>30280797
fuck this musk nigger, I hate him so much

Cathie taken to the fucking Woodshed

>>30280721

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED FUCKKKKKK

>>30280728
Post your value trades.

fuck NIO is dead, hope none of you are bagholding

b-bros...

>>30280721
hedges are stubborn prideful dudes they will take down the market to teach kids a lesson

Oilchads this is hilarious watching everyone crash around us

>>30280544
This is the thing. People are forgetting that oil company's have their hands so far in the world economy cookie jar they had time to restructure accordingly way ahead of the curve. This is why I bought Suncor, and Chevron when I saw the markets tank back last March.

Stop selling, degenerates. Why do you need 1.6% bonds when even inflation is eating even more, assholes?

>>30278298
everythin except my AQB, ANIX, PPBT, AEZS

>>30280843
Give it a minute. It'll dump, don't you worry.

>>30280896
>I might still get in if it goes under 20
you mean in five minutes?

Cathie got smoked

>>30280812
That’s not an explanation. So gamers are pumping at the rate nasdaq is crashing?
It’s got something to do with leverage and the infinitely sold shares imo. But I would like an anon who actually knows whats going on to explain.

>orange man bad
>fight for the soul of america
>build back better

Apologize

PLTR is crashing

>>30280949
Musk is dirtiest piece of shit in the current world. FUCK HIM AND FUCK SPACEX

>I could have sold this shit at $3

Mistakes were made

post yfw gme is up 9%today

for fuck's sake do i have to summon Moloch to make one single fucking stock go green today?
GO UP FUCKING DAMN IT!

>down 5% for the third day in a row.
>stopped giving a a shit
>swing some stocks if I can to earn a few dollars when I lose thousands
I feel like that guy from the cliche who is surrounded by mosquitoes and occasionally whacks one.

>>30280880
On chink stocks
Sold and buy during hitlers birthday

>>30280675
Everyone said he was going to wreck everything but im impressed with how fast it was. I expected maybe like 6 months, dudes only 2 months in and blowing it all up.

>>30279619
How the fuck do you even manage to lose everything unless you deliberately set out to do it?

>>30280730
what stocks did you buy? Research reasons

>>30280950
its so poetic that she became famous with Tesla and she will go down with Tesla

>PLTR
I'll just kill myself I guess.

FUCK BIDEN
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK JPOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30280751
>They kept filing to release shares and screwed me over. Personally I'm annoyed.
That is irritating and I'm annoyed as well. I'm 50% down on my AQB position. I'm just confused about what they're being investigated about and how serious of an offense they've possibly committed. I mean, I think this investigation will be overall beneficial for the stock price if I understand it correctly since it will force the company to protect their shares and not treat them like trash.

convince me not to drop $2,400 on a GME call right now. because im not seeing a better way to make money

>>30280998
If shes still in im still in

>>30280910
every red flag to sell was there
no sympathy

Please help us Joe...we're dying out here.........

>>30281029
Same

amybody pnd ASRT? is now the time to board the ship

>>30280962
fuck

>>30280973
It's sad they never listen and always on the catchup

Oh wow. Half my portfolio gone in a week

>>30281062
assuming options

>this kills the crab

>>30280962
I sold MOON before the endless slide, thank god for that at least

buy plug power?

>>30281042
In joes defense i doubt he can even wipe his own ass anymore, its his handlers that are the real evil ones

guys do u come across mantradao? points as $50kk tlv and community governance makes it legitly valuable

>he didn't liquidate his entire portfolio into GME

>NIO stop losses hitting
>TSLA dumping
>ARKK dead on the water
feels good to be a silverchad. buying some cheapies today.

>>30281131
THANKS GRANDPA JOE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>bought the dip
>sold the dip

OVV boys, I'll post info on them later tonight but just buy it I'll be back

>PLTRannies were saying I would have to eat my words today
>muh AWS
feel like apologizing yet?

Kek, all suckers who will follogo for your trash are committing a digital death. Tnx GodJesus i bought my PHR that will soon connect me to graphene with x100 transactions per second. that’s the legit cause to call all of you fuckers

NIO!!!
I
O
!
!
!

>>30281090
SOXS calls
I'm up on that position 20% in a single hour

>>30281103
I this is only my second month give me a break! Come on man!

>>30281090
You could've got GME when it first pumped last week sold in the last 15 minutes and bought the midday dip and consistently made gains. You're fomoing when its about to take off.

>>30280973
>6 out of my 16 stocks are not in mining nor oil
ha ha yes so hilarious watching others crash...

Psssst, GME

you can still redeem yourselves

So GME is crashing the market, i thought hedgies sold, why the fuck would they lie???

>>30280488
200 or 300

How could you do this to my little UTZ girl??
https://youtu.be/V6FDPS-78WU?t=395

>GME isn't stopping
Brotatos...

>>30278102
>ZUCKERBURG IS SELLING HIS FB SHARES
I'm buying puts as I type

Feels good to be an oil chad

GO ON NIO GO UP!
UP I SAID!

>>30280962
no.. it's not over yet

LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES LIST CHEAPIES

Fresh sip

>>30281271
>>30281271
>>30281271
>>30281271

Fresh sip

>>30281005
I hope people realize that Trump was not the smartest guy, but he does stuff and finishes stuff. The real problem are the incompetent bureaucrats and technocrats in the government

Buying opportunity of a lifetime.

If you dont buy AREC at these prices you are literally a fucking retard.

AH

PALANTIR IS DEAD
>PUSH ME TO THE EDGE

Jews shorted yesterday before the news hit, they are making billions and you're 50% down. What you're gonna do about it, America?

>Nio
>tesla
SO MUCH FOR ELECTRIC CARS

>-$19,000

Confess, who FOMOed in at GME at 148 and bought my bags? I sold the top for an easy 5%.

>>30281314
What wa sthe catalyst for this sell off?

>>30281256
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

>>30281256
Pretty sure at this point it's hedgies drawing capital from other positions to fuck retail retards.

>>30280959

HELP US JOE DO YOU NOT SEE THIS SLAUGHTER HAVE YOU NO HEART

>>30281251
>buying literal trash
idk man

where the fuck is the bottom holy shit

>>30281317
S&P500 is down 5%, who cares

>>30281253
THANK YOU BASED BOGLE

>>30280544
>price of oil is up because american companies are restricted from operating
oil isnt restricted, they are essential business and are still drilling and refining as usual.
>t. oil worker

>>30281357
fantasy company valuation

>>30281256
Chart doesn't look like a squeeze at all. More like people see market red, GME green so they buy GME.

>>30279179
yeah buying airlines just as iceland finna bouta explode, no thx.

>>30281369
Well hey, it was a fun ride up.

i told you cathy fucked her investors buying the tiny tesla dip weeks ago

Everythings on sale
what are you buying

>>30280075
>lockdown, economic destruction, killing the plebs
>plebs make some money in stonks
>quick, pump out the inflation meme!!!
>-30%
>aaaahhh, that’s better goyim.

i am making so much fucking money on SOXL right now it's sickening

YOU DUMP IT

>>30281582
>Everythings on sale
>what are you buying
SOXL and TQQQ

>>30279619
Time to cuck your wife's coworker's husband

>>30280336
>Naive me, three weeks ago.
"This is going to get bad, I should sell."
>Get's convinced to hold by co-workers.
>Week 1: Down $1k.
"It will get back up there eventually though"
>Week 2: Down 2.5k
"Haha... it can't just keep going down can it? Least there is hope to break even in 2022..."
>Week 3: Down 6k
"FUCKING AUSTIN YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT"

Just waiting for ARK funds to enter a liquidity death spiral and I accept losing a year of wagie earnings.

>>30281042
>blaming the president for the economy, good or bad

>>30279619
We've 100% reached normie mania. Back when GME was first pumping, I know a household of ex-sorority girls who are dumb as shit and bought GME (their first stock ever) at $750.

>>30281582
Just started investing today.
1 FIZZ
1GME
10 REI (this is the only one I've made money on)
1 SOXL
10 ZOM
Why is number not going up?

Okay. Just bought 317 shares of SQQQ. We can rebound now.

>>30281369
Wtf cathie doing over there

>>30278303
Anyone thinking it would be smart to hold cash over the weekend?

>>30281781
Retard. You should have investigated the underlying of the ETFs you were investing it. If you had you would have realized how rising bond yields and rising interest rates would have effected a speculative tech-shit ETF and would have at least derisked.

>>30281567
Nobody thought the Tesla purchase was a good idea

>>30281189
>50% premium on rapemex
Remember to go to your local store for a tax free discount anon.

>>30281208
From here on out there is ONLY dip

>>30280911
>(You)
What ticker names do you recommend for getting into WTI? ETF's?

WARNING QQQ ABOUT TO BREAK 300 MARKET CRASH IS GENUINELY IMMINENT.

Should I buy the dip or wait till a genuine crash?

>>30280973
My only regret is not buying more

>>30282237

it touched it several times but it didnt break it, seems like were just entering correction territory.

>>30280544
Checked and redpilled on the situation. Invest in foreign oil companies in the middle east/ Israel

>>30282295
People have been buying the dip all week and expected a rally today but end up buying yet an other dip instead.
Obviously you should wait.

Looks like the crash is canceled. I'm gonna go hang myself with my VIX position.

>>30280554
>european tech
Beyond bearish, literally apocalypse grade signals

lmao Chamath dumped 200 mil of SPCE yesterday. Short every SPAC that pajeet has touched

>>30282040
>If you had you would have realized how rising bond yields and rising interest rates would have effected a speculative tech-shit ETF and would have at least derisked.
I knew that shit. Fucking co-workers convinced me otherwise because "You know it'll come back, you can't time it." or "It's gonna drop, but it won't be that bad.".

Legitimately took the advice of morons because of peer pressure. Never gonna talk to them about finances again.

Down 3 000$ on stocks
Up 1 000$ on shorts
Can't beat them, join them