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30300186 No.30300186 [Reply] [Original]

I did it /biz/ I just spent $135 to lose my virginity with a lady of the evening.

it was a thin Brazilian MILF and when she realized I was a virgin she took good care of me.
I felt her body, her breasts, her hair... Everything. She was so affectionate.
Sadly her boobs were quite firm I suspect they were fake which is disappointing.
She said "grande y elegante" when she started sucking on my dick (it's bigger than average according to the paranoid /r9k/ schizos) I initially got scared since it was without a condom. Being sucked is absolutely divine anons. I thought it was a porn meme but blowjobs are kino

I was close to cum but she somehow felt I was close and stopped midway with an expectant look.
Then she opened a drawer full of condoms. Not gonna lie it killed my mood a little and reminded me that she was a whore first and foremost. She used her mouth to wrap it around my dick, got on the bed again, spread her pussy wide open in the doggy style position and told me to fuck her dry in a broken english. All my disgust turned into raw pure lust concentrated in my erect penis

I didn't even last 2-3 minutes before cumming. It felt weird looking at myself in the mirror fucking this girl, the whole experience felt surreal and I couldn't stop giggling for some reason. I didn't realize it until I stepped out of her apartment but my legs were very shaky as if I was exercising. We talked after the deed was done, she has two kids in Brazil and does this job to pay for college. I was very tempted to tell her to try and buy BTC/LINK instead but the language barrier was difficult and I doubt a whore other than the polish bitch would understand the importance of crypto.

Now that I've had sex I realize one thing: without love the sex cannot be meaningful. I liked hugging more than the sex itself. But at least this experience told me that I have no need for women in my life as it stands and that I should focus on money instead.

How do I profit off fuck prostitute?

>> No.30300370

>>30300186
wrong board

>> No.30300398

You should be an eroge manga writer

>> No.30300440

>>30300370
You're the people I can tell this without feeling ashamed

>> No.30300454

>>30300186
>anime tranny
>feels taken care of by a prostitute
You're so submissive

>> No.30300466

>>30300186
got a boner reading that, mint it as an NFT

>> No.30300518
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>>30300454
where do you think you are

>> No.30300534

>>30300186
lmao this was incredibly based and wholesome. Even a bit redpilled, as the redpill should've been at some point but sadly it never was.

Buy XMR, XLM, and ADA. Thank me in 4 years. schoppenhauer @ secmail . pro

>> No.30300582

Ekunomiks. Paying someone $135 to take something != it being worth $135. Nobody picked that out? Sounds like /biz/

>> No.30300750

>>30300186
Don't know what to feel from this as a wizard millionaire...
You can try to coach them to reduce the damage single mothers cause to their children.
You could try to rent alpha males as father figures for rent to these families.
That could be a good business.

I hope the polish girl read the book I recommended her and stoped doing scat.

>> No.30300792

>>30300186
Nice, it took until me having a long-term gf and a baby on the way to appreciate paying for sex. It's really great to have pleasure like that on demand.

>> No.30300803

didn't read but that is sad

>> No.30300987

>>30300186
based rika poster gettin some well-deserved poon

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30301335

>>30300987
I feel proud that $135 feels like nothing now but at the same time I feel disgust for feeling happy after having sex. Especially since it was so short lived

>> No.30301490

>>30300186
I guess for once this is something to niipah about.

>> No.30301541

>>30300186
135$ is for HER service.
Bad news, if nobody bids a price for YOUR service it's worthless. Simple economics
Now go purge urself degenerate.

>> No.30301577

>>30301335
dude I would go outside somewhere and just yell in victory, you did it man, she sounds like a nice whore, she took care of you and was part of a great moment in your life. fuck the haters

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AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK BOOKS AND SHIT

>> No.30301751

>>30301541
Eehh yeah I guess I forgot this simple basic thing.
>>30301577
You're right anon you're fucking right. I'm finally free now that I know it's overrated

>> No.30301873

>>30300186
Still healthier than masturbating, especially to porn

>> No.30301891

>>30300186
If I was gonna lose my virginity to a whore I would pay a high class one, if such a thing exists. Like a 19 year old fitness model or something. What can a few grand get me anons?

>> No.30301906

Truly this is why I come to biz....bless you autistic anon. Head is way better than fucking imo, nothing on the planet compares to good head.

>> No.30301994

>>30301891
>thinks women have value

You really are human trash.

>> No.30302059

>>30300186
Why is a trip to a prostitutes' story the most inspiring thing I've read this week? lolwtf

>> No.30302125

>>30301335
Why be disgusted? You did what you had to do.

>> No.30302154

>>30301994
Women don't, their holes do. I wanna have sex at least once before I die, and I'm too autistic to do it the free way
>It's overrated
That means nothing to me, I need to know for myself so I can stop thinking about it

>> No.30302232

>>30300186
>I doubt a whore other than the polish bitch would understand the importance of crypto.
Don't underestimate whores. Some of them have (non-meme) college degrees and are very smart.
It's just that being a prostitute often pays better than wageslaving.

>> No.30302510

>>30300186

Nice story, anon. Thanks for sharing.

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30302541

>>30301696
what the FUCK was her problem
>>30301891
I didn't want to spend too much because even though $135 is "nothing" most of my net worth is in crypto. I don't have a lot of money in my bank account
>>30302232
True, I shouldn't be looking down on these women just because they sell their bodies and chose an "easy" way to make money. Reading R Guns Days (visual novel) recently opened up my mind on the profession

>> No.30302593

>>30300186
based

remember, you ALWAYS pay for sex. The money you give to a prostitute just saves the time cost

>> No.30302720

>>30302593
Ideas over money, some things shouldn't and some cannot be earned with money.

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>>30302541
>R Guns Days
Rose Guns Days I meant

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>>30302725
I just realized I can't tell the difference between Rose Guns Days and Ciconia.

>> No.30303617

>>30300186
>without love the sex cannot be meaningful
Bravo kojima

>> No.30303756

>>30300186
okay but how is this finances lmfao

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>>30302890
Both are a little similar now that you make me think about it. Themes about war and peace addressed in RGD were mentioned challenged a little in ciconia

>> No.30304140

>>30300186
Post a pic of her

>> No.30304305

>divine
I really don't think this word is used for physically induced sensations, anon. Especially sexual ones.

>> No.30304398

>>30303756
He mentioned BTC/LINK anon come on man read between the lines.

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>>30304305

>> No.30304628

>>30300186
Nothing but Rika cunny will satisfy my lust

>> No.30304688

>>30300186

You can offer hookers to drive them around like a uber driver for blow jobs and money

>> No.30305194

>>30300186
Ahahahaha you lost it to a Brazilian hag with fake tits who has had thousands of cocks inside of her instead of losing it with a pure Japanese maiden