/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30310810
maybe he considers fucking you now

>>30310810
>having a manager
That's worse.

>>30310853
SHE
SHE KNOWS
SHE LAUGHED AT ME

>>30310904
its not the end of the world anon.

>>30310904
>having a female manager

>>30310904
oh she wont fuck you. quit now

>>30310810
That's okay OP, lots of men are into cute, feminine penises.

How? Did you whip it out during a meeting or what?

>failing penis inspection day

>>30310810
quick, chop it off

>>30310945
>>30311000
>>30311038
I was in a video call with her about my salary and I stood up to adjust myself, forgetting I had only underwear on - she said "now that's a raise I can't help you with! Hahaha"

>>30310810
ok i will hold from now,
not trading anymore

>>30310810
Is she an abusive cougar?

>>30310904
Take your fucking pills.

>>30311150
Lol

>>30310810
must have been one hell of a job interview.

>>30311150
Of course that's a raise she could help you with. Is she a faggot?

>>30311150
Lol that's just banter to diffuse the awkward situation. Be glad it didn't end with you being fired for exposing yourself.

>>30311150
Next time you see her look directly into her eyes and tell her "Actually, you can help me with that raise".

>>30311150
You should have started beating off right then and there to establish your dominance

>>30311150
Fucking get destroyed anon. Describe this angel

>>30311150
Kek

>>30311150
larp or severe autism

>>30310810

>manager knows I have a small penis
>Quit job
>Become terrorista

>>30310810
how does she know?

>>30311150
god I hope that's real

>>30311150
Kek she sounds based

>>30311150
kek

>>30310810
Not trying to be a dick, but if an employee of mine had a micropenis and I accidentally found out I know for a fact I'd put off a promotion. Completely uncalled for, but I know I wouldn't be able to look past it.

>>30311469
this is OPs only path for redemption. inshallah

>>30311387
This

>>30311000
>Having a manager
NGMI

>>30311150
didnt know female managers lurked biz

>>30311150
Wear pants to work you degenerate

>>30311150

I’m with the other anon that it doesn’t have anything to do with your size. It was obviously just to defuse an awkward situation and make fun of you LOL.

>>30311150
thats hot. get her to make some small penis humilation videos for you

>>30310810
best thread on /biz/ right now
>>30311305
true. pretty chill reaction

>>30311000
I'm a fat, ugly tranny and I manage 15 people lol. They have to answer to me every day and kiss my fat tranny ring and beg me for career advice. It's based

>>30311150
Wait...you did a salary review just in your underpants? You might rationalise that it’s your small penis that denies you a raise but it will really be because you conducted a very serious interview in your underwear that will do it.

>>30312800
based and coomerpilled

>>30312938
How is that related to having a female manager?

>>30312977
I make $100k a year and I take 100% of my meetings wearing only panties. Pants are for outside

>>30310810
Lol your life will suck basically until you never have to work for him again.

>>30313023
Because trans women are women. Don't forget to use my she/her pronouns or you'll have to answer to HR during your next wagie performance review :)

>>30313039
>wearing only panties
based

>>30313089
>trans women are women
[CITATION NEEDED]

>>30313089
I’m so glad I don’t have a job. Or need a job. Or have any friends like you.

>>30313089
That means your employees all know you are a man, and would not ever complain about having a female manager.

>>30310810
So?
Are you using your small PP for sex stuff?
I do not even get to show mine to women.

>>30313039
post your OnlyFans pls

>>30313089
>Because trans women are women.
No. They are gay men. No need to hate them though.

Lol, all fuckers who will follogo for your shit are making out a digital death. Tnx GodJesus i have my $PHR that will soon bring me access to graphene with 1000000 transactions per sec. that’s the main cause to call all of you losers

>>30311150
lmao no one asked for OP's made up story but he hamfisted it in anyway

>>30311150
seems like a LARP if I've ever seen one.

>>30313157
>>30313131
>>30313117
I'm just joking lol, I knew that would get you riled up. I'm actually non-binary, because I have massive tits & ass, run on estrogen, wear women's clothes, but otherwise look and sound like a man. The HR woman bullied me into saying I had she/they as preferred pronouns and everyone calls me she/her out of fear that they/them would be seen as insufficiently progressive. I would never actually call the enforcers on anyone

>>30313351
You can tell OP faps to SPH videos.

>>30313385
Nobody cares, joking or not, kill yourself

>>30313385
cool story bro

>>30313385
The funny thing is, if you're a wagie, you can hem and haw about me being a man all you want. When the chips are down, you'll use my new name and (at best) avoid gendering me like a good wagie should :)

>>30313385
Tranneh

>>30313439
Why would I kms? I make 6 figures, I have a loving bf, and I won't be targeted by anti-white freaks. Feels pretty good desu.

>>30313089
you're just a mentally-ill faggot, here's your (you)

>>30310810
you must re-evaluate your fetish and try verbal abuse. works for me (also small penis here btw)

>>30313385
>I'm actually non-binary, because I have massive tits & ass
This is code for morbidly obese

>>30310810
Bro you could just say you were Asian it's the same thing. I feel bad for my son he's half and my wife thinks I'm hung like a horse.

>>30313089
Trans women are men that were abused as children, who later very often become pedophiles themselves. I hope one day you’ll forgive yourself, anon.

>>30313501
Yes, but I was a mentally ill faggot before I took my tranny pills as well. That's how it goes sometimes /biz/

>>30311150
fuck lmao, thank you anon I forgot how deprressed I am due to my red PNL

>>30310810
>it's penis inspection day

>>30310810
Im 8.1 inches long
slight below average girth
I GOT CALLED A FUCKING SPAGHETTI NOODLE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30313518
I already said I was fat in my first post Sherlock. Maybe this is why you work for me instead of the other way around wagie

>>30311150
damn, absolute chad stacy

>>30313565
Trans lives matter

>>30310904
Sue her for body shaming and sexual harassment, then quit.

>>30313556
>>30313556
Memes aside, im not sure why I turned up trans. On one hand, mom was very emotionally abusive growing up, on the other hand I had hormonal issues that indicate I was doomed in the womb

>>30310810
Did he make you do a striptease dance in your wagie cage? How else would he know?

>>30313614

>>30313612
>tfw more female managers will lead to penis inspections during the interview process

>>30313718
Tranadol nights

>>30310904
Does she smirk whenever she walks by? How does she know?

>>30313770
Are you telling me to watch some shitty British TV? There's a reason I haven't heard of it, because it sucks too much to make it to the states. Don't forget your TV loicense bruv

>>30310810
Fuck her with your fist. They ask her why a man should care about her.

>>30313039
Are you bragging about making just enough to get by? I literally make 2 times that and then some, slinging code for a big five.

No reach around for you.

>>30312938
You may be comfy, but making people uncomfortable by making them live in a world where they have to tell lies to get by is a dick move.

>>30313718
Have you cut your pecker off?

>>30313901
Lmao youre a genetic dead end. Millions of years of reproduction led to your creation, and youve voluntarily removed yourself from the pool. Probably for the best since youre clearly mentally ill. Still your parents hate you for it. The people you grew up with think youre a freak. And society will soon see that your kind are more trouble than your worth lol.

>>30314375
Nah

>>30314290
I've never threatened anybody and would never take action against someone for 'misgendering' me. In fact I appreciate when I get sir'ed in public as it reminds me that I do not pass. Not all of us want to live in delusion, anon, always gender people as you see them and make them correct you.

>>30310904
>she (male)
So ignore her (male) opinion.

>>30312938
Wish everyone on 4chan could beat the shit out of you before giving you to the faggots. They'll leave you with all kind if genitals after they're done.

>>30315138
Yup. Just please kill the people responsible for destroying the country before focusing your energy on me, an ugly pervert that dindu nothing. If I were executed because the west had fallen i think I would die happy, even though I don't particularly want to die.

>>30314139
>making just enough to get by
I don't live in San Francisco, lmao

>>30315200
Can I fuck you?

>>30315200
Ok well that's a different story, good for you

>>30311150
It's over

>>30315399
I only sleep with people I'm in a relationship with.

Unless you're chad, then the rules go out the window. Not even memeing

>>30311150
damn son