/biz/ - Business & Finance

YOU PUSH IT

I love money, anime and stocks and hate 3D women

I'm here for the getting. All green on Monday.

>>30333314
But 3D wet pussy and soft titties are so nice, my friend.

>>30333314
It's truly an honor to meet such a perfect gentleman.

Retard who shorted oil here. What do I say to my landlord who wants rent...

Good morning. I fucking hate women and minorities.

Also, buying TSLA at 400.

can you imagine having to call your broker to make your retarded trades?
>uhhh yeah let me get 6500 shares of this OTC silver miner
>and pick me up 260 shares of this company that creates mutant fucking fish
>yeah you heard me right
>finish me off with a few 2 DTE OTM SPY calls and OH YEAH there's this one fat fuck who turns trash into diesel, let me grab 2500 shares of that shit too
>okay thanks see you next week and don't forget to liquidate all those positions the moment they turn red

>>30333360
The rent moratorium is still going on and you will have his money by the time it ends so no harm no foul?

>>30333182
>>Shorting
>>Ever
>Markets always trend upwards. Unless you have a VERY fucking good reason to believe you are looking at an imminent, sharp downturn
Why would you not want to short daily movers that are 100+%?

>>30333314
>hating women
You absolutely cannot make it
However
>not caring about women
Now THAT is a based in my books and most people on /smg/ would agree

R I G
I
G

THE DEPTHS CALL

>>30333356
That may be true, but only if you like the girl. Otherwise it's just boring.
And 3D women are copy paste people that might as well be programmed robots. They agree with anything you say if they like you and have as much integrity as me.
Very little.

>>30333397
i just tell my broker to put it all on Suncor Energy Inc. and then she sends me nudes

>>30333360
Don't listen to this man >>30333427

Lure your landlord into the house, then rape him. This IS financial advice.

>>30333360
>"I'll be right over sir, just let me stop by Home Depot first"

>>30333360
>He didn't short GTE

>stack trashtokens
>lose after half a year with no liquidity
>go for more shit pool
yay, you won't have to suck dick

No sense to try to find a shit, be smarter, watch my wallet on justliqudity.
>JULD - this is coin for hodling, x5 for couple weeks and moving further

>>30333448
Very shit game

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

Filter all Lum posters
Hide all Lum posts
Report all Lum posts
Kill all Lum posters

These “people” are responsible for this correction and deserve deth. For every picture of this witch posted, the nasdaq has dropped 0.01%. I will also be reporting you demon posters to the SEC for manipulating the markets with your black magic. You WILL experience the full extent of the law you trannys.

GO WIDE

>>30333514
>lum FUD
guess we're headed straight to zero

You are now aware that once GMe moons it will suck up capital from your positions and you'll be left a pink Wojak while GMEChads who held will make a bank.

Enjoy the market, anons.

I kinda want more DHT because I know they'll hike their divvies up real high this year and I know that'll pump the stock too.

>>30333360
Rape him. Establish sexual dominance.

>>30333445
Because all that has to happen is it keeps pumping and you lose your ass?

What's a stock with revenue, earnings, and cash flow growth (excluding covid year), little debt, and a low EV/EBITDA?

>>30333514
Have some empathy anon. Imagine being lumposter and shilling SOXL, getting many people on board, only to have this correction happen. Must be kind of shit.

>>30333511
Is this just pasta now?
I went into wasoru and investorhub looking for the real pennyfags picks and they don't match these at all

>>30333511
Jesus fuck man stop posting this every thread

>>30333593
that's not what happened at all
i said i was buying SOXL
i didn't tell everyone else to go all in on SOXL
that would be the trip user soxl_shill

>>30333566
Or you get Bogged and GME gets delisted

looks like... TODAY! was the bottom. i hope you bought anon

>>30333589
IMKTA

I still can't believe Lum poster told everyone to buy SOXL right at the top just so he could see people lose money.
What a despicable human being.

Will the FED buy bonds and lower the yield bringing early inflation or will they let it climb and give us a deflationary period to offset these questionable handouts considering the savings rate and inevitability of inflation
>>30325628

>>30333648
I didn't. I want to wait for Monday. I really do not trust this recovery yet.

>>30333665

>>30333583
They always drop like a rock though
There's like no reason not to buy and sell puts on them

>>30333566
Why yes I do own a conservative portfolio of 100% OTM GME calls. How could you tell?

>>30333651
>IMKTA
i dont even know what the fuck this is how is it all so low
>revenue growth 10%
>earnings growth 204%
HOLY FUCK WTF

>>30333566
>GME goes up to 50K
>brokers go bankrupt, CCs can't settle, people who sold shares don't get paid
>entire market tanks totally as shorts are forced to liquidate all their assets
>puts go ITM and get executed, depressing the share prices even more
>the few people who did get paid dump everything into retarded meme-stocks and lose everything as well
>the whole financial system collapses, taking out liquidity
>real economy goes into the shitter
>unemployment skyrockets as business operations grind to a halt, lines of credit get terminated, and supply chains break down
>civil unrest, starvation, rampant violence
>worldwide economic collapse
>rogue actors get ahold of the nuclear arsenal in the US and launch nukes
>other nations retaliate in panic
>nuclear armageddon
Fucking Gamestop.

>>30333511
I’m shorting every single one of these

I investedin PLTR because one day they will allow analyst to crunch my lifelog data and determine which job suits me best, like the Sibyl System. I invested in AQB because it's one step closer to Hyper Oats. What other stocks should I invest in to complete my Psycho-Pass aesthetics?

>>30333669
foreign investors will buy u.s. bonds when the dollar gets weak enough. as long as the dollar falls as interest rates rise the fed won't have to do anything, but if the dollar remains strong then ya obviously because who else would buy a 2% bond when inflation is 4%

>>30333397
>u-uh get me 1000 shares now this is the bottom
>what its going up? BUY IT, B-BUY it now before its too late
>im locked in for 1000 shares, great. what's that? it's on a downturn already? dead cat bounce n-no
>im down 5% in 10m? w-what? now 15%? SELL SELL IT NOW
>i sold -18%, no problem saved my losses
>what? its going up again? its almost green? BUY IT B-BUY BUY

>>30333397
Literally no issue with WS.
They do the same but with waiters and hookers.
https://youtu.be/wM6exo00T5I

>>30333608
Yeah, it's been in every thread tonight now. Same exact shit.

>>30333705
You sick fuck

>>30333511
I lost $500 buying those stock

>>30333446
I am married to a super hot MILF and have a family. Women are like dealing with the mentality of a child. There are obvious pros and cons such as saving the white race and all that, so this comes at a mental cost.

>>30333452
You're meeting the wrong women. There are tons out there so fuckable and fun to be around.

>>30333593
I am taint deep in SOXL...like the cock and balls are stuffed in there and I am not worried one bit about what is going on in the market right now. I've been holding Microsoft and Amazon since the 90's, I can weather this bullshit currently.

>>30333750
You're betting that the $1.2 share price goes to $0.8?

>>30333751
I invested into it because I want to make money from the destruction of civil liberties.

>>30333665
It’s truly despicable and outright market manipulation. I am reporting every Lum poster to the SEC and will be speaking to my lawyer to sue every single person that has ever posted a pic of Lum in these threads on behalf of everyone here that has sustained losses through the purchasing of SOXL. They won’t be getting away with this.

>>30333814
Not 0.8, 0

>>30333812
Well I am glad you can be so confident anon. Best of luck.

>>30333751
don't mention that ticker or you'll summon him. no one on /smg/ is allowed to buy or hold the vaporware.

I only wish I could have bought more soxl after its fire sale. Stupid ass opportunity cost on closing a house.

>>30333593
The soxl shill posts with the fuzzy frog
That frog has probably caused hundreds of thousands in losses

i really need to have cash ready for the next Bitfarms crash, wasn't prepared for it today

>>30333902
no no no, that's not me telling people to go all in on SOXL
>>30333931
yes, the fuzzy frog poster is who you're looking for
he hasn't been around much lately
not that i care, i'm still bullish on it anyway

>>30333751
>There is little argument concerning the potential of Palantir's technology. The argument is over valuation. Palantir trades for more than 40 times sales. That's frothy for a government contractor and elevated for a commercial software specialist.

>Palantir is both, but it's worth noting that in the most recent quarter, government customers accounted for nearly 60% of total revenue, and the government portion of the business grew faster than the commercial portion. The company has announced new partnerships aimed at boosting that commercial portion, but those are in the early stages, and working with partners could reduce the profitability of new commercial clients brought in through the arrangement.

>Nothing is wrong with Palantir the business, but investors in February began to reconsider Palantir the stock. Given its valuation, don't be surprised if there is more volatility in the months ahead.
PLTRannies 41% soon

Can someone explain what the "editions" mean? I always see a different edition of baka and can't make heads or tails of it

>>30333509
Sounds like you’re just low elo

>>30333751
Dunno some company that makes trash anime for brainlets.

This market shall know pain

>>30333959
I understand, my mistake. I am sorry for slandering you.

>>30333268
ATAO, BRLL, AMLM, LTUM, SXOOF GET THE LITHIUM NEVADA SUPPLY CHAIN BOOSTED and dank EV Battery recycling slice. Department of energy wants advanced battery's, plus biden wants 600k EV GOV vehicles. This shit is underpriced atm

>>30334069
context is important anon

>>30333963
>>30333994

>>30334072
Thoughts on this? Peter Theil backed lithium producer. Recently skyrocked so I'm less interested.

>>30333397
>Hello, female broker? I'd like 9000 shares of Gay HIV, please!

>>30334148
The show sucks and I speak/read fluently in Japanese.

>>30333902
Thanks man. I am totally not even worried. In 12 to 18 months prices will be nice and tasty.

>>30333931
People need to understand unrealized and realized positions. Just because you bought something and the price is down 30% means nothing until you sell out of the position in panic. There is literally nothing to fear, but to understand those events are likely manufactured to some extent to shake out pussy handed retail investors so kikes can swoop up shares at a discount. There was a point when after Amazon IPO'd and the price was like $250 or something like that and pretty much overnight fell to $5.00 and you KNOW that all the way down, retailers were shook out. Never ever ever close a position at a low.

>>30333931
>mfw I bought SOXL for 29 on Thursday and sold for 32 on Friday

>>30333963

>>30334137
Oh, I see now.

>>30334177
Absolute shit taste, but then again I never watched past the 1st season cause I heard the rest were shit

>>30334177
Cool story bro.

If you thought this week was bad... oh... oh you just wait until monday

>>30334246
clearly satire

>>30333397
Uhhh I'd like 2000 meme stocks plz, y'know AMC, NAKD, WIMI LAZR, ect. and yes I want that all using margin. Don't worry it will all go up in 6+ years

>>30334151
Nancy Pelosi's son joined ATAO and signed to work with AMLM, BRLL, SXOOF focused on Nevada. They also leasing land from a third source, OGS. ATAO WAS listed as medical instruments before going all in miner investments. There was also an odd 49% share holder sell recently listed in February. Bullish as fuck. LTUM also somehow has 300k cash and no debt, just finished their exploratory large acres of access mining in fish lake. They are looking for investors, I seriously suspect ATAO will announce working with them next at the pace of a new partner every 2-3 weeks with ATAO.

>>30334305

Oil.

>>30333775
>as long as the dollar falls as interest rates rise
why does this happen?
shouldn't dollar go up with the rising bonds?

Is cheesecake bullish in these trying times?

>>30334305
Feels good to be /cashgang/ for the weekend.

All this talk about shit tier growth tech stocks. Nigga you stupid? Buy Fucken oil.

Hahah it's that simple. Imagine getting assblased all week by bonds and interest rates.

IMAGINE...

>>30334321
Stop trying to argue demon worshipper. You have lost people in these threads as much money as the CLF tranny. You won’t get away with this demon

>>30333397

OILchads need not apply

Nice recovery you all are having here

>>30334321
please anon, nobody would accuse another anon of being a professional financial advisor. Of course.

>>30334345
https://www.lithiumcorporation.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Lithium-Corporation-Investor-Presentation-Feb-2021.pdf here is a nice presentation from LTUM please note the 6k acres exceeds OGS's 4.5 lithium acres in Nevada

>>30334402
>saudis decide they pump
>oil drops out the sky again

>>30334402

Das rite

>speed, klonopin, beer
>coming down from speed
>playing call of duty ps5 trying to listen to music that I havene tlistened to before.
>gf of 10 year off and on relationship won't sleep with me anymore. We live together but she rarely shows affection
>guess I need to go to full chad mode and start hanging out and going out with my places by myself again
>i looked at her phone, she's not messaging anybody except me and her family.
> i think we are both autistic

>>30334445

>45% of SAUDI GDP IS OIL
>DONT PUMP FOR 4 YEARS
>WE SHOULD PROBABLY SELL AT A LOSS

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU

>>30333963
>>Nothing is wrong with Palantir the business, but investors in February began to reconsider Palantir the stock. Given its valuation, don't be surprised if there is more volatility in the months ahead
We need to have a word about Tesla...

>>30333397

>"Yes, that's right, I want you to pick me up 6969 shares of GAYMF. No, I don't know what they do buy that ticker is bullish"

How many green days next week? I say only 1 on Tuesday.

>>30334444
Nice get

>>30334349
All in oil

>>30334406
>>30334425
this is the man you want
however i am not badmouthing him, because i think he's 100% correct

>>30334545

5 days if you’re in OIL.

stupid NIGGER

Can I get opinions on IDEX, RIG, PBR, ET? Also inovio pharmaceuticals if you’re feeling generous

>>30334517
Okay fine take the heat off soxl thanks

>>30334589
It is okay, I am messing with you.

>>30334668
i know
it's all in good fun

>>30334656

Bro I’m an Oil Baron. Dump your meme stocks or die poor

DAI/BNT
apy 10.11%
only 10.11% ?

I'll stake on waves for 48%

>>30334444
At current prices, even going up half way to the February prices peaks is a short term 2-3 times

>>30333963
>employees in a gaggle, no single file line
>no rhyme or reason to their order, who's better at doing this? why aren't they up front?
>shoes all mixed up, you didn't tell them to wear atheletic shoes? or is it that some of them forgot? do i see blue jeans? khakis?
>karp has on a polo with no t shirt....does he smell bad? track pants are slouching a bit, it looks sloppy
>didn't pick a spot with enough room for everybody, don't you do data analysis? you couldn't "data analyze" to find a room where everyone could streth
>looking at the camera instead of facing his class...how does he know if they are trying? how do they know if HE is trying?
>look how far away they are from him.
>he is taking up over half of the room it seems, while they are camped in the back...what kind of leadership is that?
>none of the shoes look the slightest bit worn, is this their first time exercising? did they buy them just for this photo?

so many bearish features in this, why allow that photo to be taken? It would have been way more aesthetic to just pick three or four that actually want to participate.

>>30334711
How much are you actually up?

>>30334808

$10k

>>30334406
To be fair I bought CLF in September and doubled my money. The rest of you are retards who bought in in January after 120% jump in share prices.

>>30334808
I lost 150 on GTE

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>Darling now that I've bankrupted your portfolio you'll have to agree to living in my UFO!
What an insidious plan.

>>30334899

Almost at 18000 followers

November Steel now at 1000

Wait, so how do we know that oil is going to keep going up and isn't at the top currently?
I'm not fomo'ing into this shit with how far it's gone already.

>>30333268
Reminder
Green trash for thee
But not for me
Stop getting scammed of renewables

>The Lum poster pretended to be a financial advisor and then scammed a ton of new people on SOXL, a Bulgarian company that doesn't even produce anything
Sad!

>>30334349
>>30334471
>>30334517
>>30334603
Oil massa
Should I cut my -15% losses for Shell?

>>30334982
i fucking hate china so much, ill never sell my suncor shares you chinese jews

>>30334589
soxl shill is so fucking based

>>30335033
I should have listened to the bobos telling me that SOXL hadn't released a new SOXL box in ten years. What was I thinking!

You guys have an idea what caused yesterdays V shaped recovery that is totally not a bulltrap this time?
ZH may be onto something with the EU markets. The bond selloff earlier this week also coincided with EU trading hours.

If I noticed this sooner, I could have sold my TSLA puts for so much fucking profit.

>>30334978
this, its likely going to crab around where its at for awhile whilst everything levels out.

>>30335033
SOXL is a scam. They have way more shares outstanding than actual chips. The TSM will default in march
BUY PHYSICAL SEMICONDUCTORS!

>>30334589
The best of times. I had a net short position during circuit breakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aCW9KeMBb4

>>30334978
>imagine being so used to pennystocks and cryptoshit that anything that has gone up recently spooks you
You know how Tech kept on increasing in 2022Q1? Because there was no alternative place to put all that QE money. Guess where that money is flowing currently.

>>30333589
LMT. I'm unsure why no one discusses it here. It's at a good buy in price now, too.

>>30335203
I just called my broker and asked for physical chip delivery and they told me to fuck off! Wtf kind of scam is this?

>>30333511
At least you didnt fall for the RBNW pelosi pasta .... >>30333608

>>30335211
was some of the most fun i've had on 4chan, i was riding SQQQ and SPY puts on the way down and the entire board was in full chaos/panic

>>30334793
Kek saved that pasta

>>30335287
my best move was going 10x leverage long at the bottom. Or everyone arguing with bears during late jan and February that the coronavirus was a joke

>>30335332
or all the bears screaming the rebound was fake, that we were going full great depression, etc
very well played on the longs my friend

>>30335082

Buy CVX NRGU GUSH REI XOM USO FANG

>>30335253
Because zoom out. LMT, RTX and friends are the original ultra crabs. They don't even budge in actual conflicts.

>>30333589
MO

>>30333397
I've been giggling for 5 straight minutes

>>30335367
It was pretty simple. I had been studying it 24/7, literally every waking moment thinking through pandemic theories. Even made some free money trades due to mistakes in the market. Had it mapped out way ahead of time and had a huge advantage in being up from the crash to think rationally and calmly about what to buy (Tech, like always)

>>30334171
Kek

Who here ALPP chad?

>>30333268
>late night edition
But it is day? 10:30 AM.
WTF are you talking about?

was yesterday the bottom??

If you theoretically made your entire years salary on gme in january, would you still continue putting paychecks into the market? Or would you just stockpile cash to pay 2020 taxes next year

>>30335402
LMT is growing at a consistent rate with consistently high revenue and low overhead compared to their competitors. They have $146b+ of backlogged orders for this year alone. They're expanding their current client base. They have excessive cash flow and have established a dividend. Good p/e. Good discounted free cash flow. Eventually the market will see it is undervalued and it will settle north of $400.

>>30335493
It is 4:30 A.M. right now on the East Coast U.S.

>>30335493
You might find this hard to believe, but there are things called timezones

>>30333397
>yeah uh let me get uhhhh fuckin 500 shares of this failing biotech company that sells lesbian drugs for werewolves or some shit

>>30335437
I posted this before but free money trades during coronavirus

Volatility - It remained unchanged during the time of day that China was releasing press release on new cases early on. Every previous event led to movements on the news release and vix didn't budge higher or lower as this time point passed. Longed VOL ahead of the time the chinese gov website would update the PR about case numbers. If no news the vix wouldn't even adjust.

2nd was after hours news from Italy of suprise number of deaths/cases that was shocking, same from China. No stocks/indexes budged after the news hit but post market was still open for 10 minutes or so. Managed to fully use all margin to short into friday's post market at current market prices.

Those are probably the only two clearest free money trades I've ever seen.

>>30335504
I would put 90% of that into QQQ or SPY and then just use the other 10% to trade.

>>30335518
>Biden, ready the Cavalry!

>>30333268
thread responders are xBTC unaware

>>30335504
I am using withholdings to significantly reduce my tax payments next year. If I have extra money, I will of course put it into the market. Need money to make money.

>>30335148
What are you implying? EU bad?

Is natural gas a buy?

>>30335504
Do the odds/expected returns of stock market change because you make money in GME? Odds wise you want to be invested as much as possible into the things with the best avg returns, for as long as possible.

>>30334232
based. never fucking selling

>i sold XOM at $56
>go to sleep
>wake up, it's at $60
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
i'll buy during monday morning sell off, i'm a fucking moron!

>>30335656
Nah, all I'm saying is that Monday will dip again, and the bottom of the dip will magically coincide with EU trading time or lunchtime.

>>30335751
are the bumps on her knees supposed to be the focus of that picture?

>>30335382
Why would (you) buy NRGU, it literally sounds like negroe. You ngmi with that nigro stock

UUUU will hit 6 Monday, right?

>>30335148
I was buying then.. had nothing to do with EU. Everything just dipped hard suddenly to good prices. I don't think there is a big cosmic reason as much as buyers coming in after a big dip which probably triggered algos and a ton of other things.

>>30333268
MOMMY!

>>30335848
en-er-gy
N-R-G

>>30335104
>ill never sell my suncor
the only thing I going to do with SU is buying MORE

>>30335885
Yeah, probably. Although looking at a V like that makes me think of a dead cat bounce, only that you never now how high it will bounce.
If you look at that ARK chart, there were like 2 large-ish bounces before it properly started recovering.

>>30333397
>Uhh... hello... Latisha? My favorite broker! Buy the dip. Thanks and goodbye.

>>30335970
Yeah, there was probably no difference in bounces. Also the biggest forces are probably algos which are black box anyway. I don't think there is a big narrative behind it though we might want to look one for one

>>30334589

>>30334982
>>30335104
https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E
>noooooo china baaad
>noooooo the uigur mudslimerinos
>muuuh human rights
>nooooo clean air
>noooo chink shilll
>shills canadian company
>canadian
Canada is owned by chinks

>>30335751
You realized gains, mate, that is good. Month ago I had unrealized gains like 25k dollars and now I am at like 3. So be glad you had real profit.

please market. please let me make one thousand dollars this month so I can feel better about all the panic selling I've been doing

I need the opinion of non-newfags anons.
I started putting like 1-3% of my money into deep OTM puts with a 2-3 month expiration.
This basically halved my max drawdown in this correction for 1-2% less gain (18% instead of 20% or something like that, I was pure TQQQ and memes).
So my Sharpe ratio is way better with these puts, but the net gains are lower.
This should make me a better investor, but it really doesn't feel like it.

I took profit on those puts yesterday, so it won't 0 out the green day if we have one on Monday, so it might actually increase my overall gain in the end, but this is really speculative.

>>30335944
Sounds like negro, ENGY sounds more like energy. You are getting played by nigroes anon, fucking nigroes

>>30333589
Some stocks I looked at recently:
The already mentioned MO.
PG doesn't have a lot of growth but decent EV/EBITDA, very low beta, and like MO is recession proof.
And what shocked me: TSM. EV/EBITDA is low despite the fairly high growth, especially if you compare it to either semiconductor materials (AMAT, ASML, LRCX...) or chip companies (AMD, NVDA, TXN..).
Also, FB's EV/EBITDA is pretty low when compared to the rest of FAANGM or other social media companies.

>>30335970
>>30336022
According to this guy, it will dip to 11 500. Yesterday it reached 12 300. And he called me and several other anons niggers which makes it more believable, so I am all cash and will buy once it reaches around 11 500

Low taxes now, time buy more $ENQ
Look at this dudes, you will see that this blockchain is new stage in crypto
smartphone dapps and mining
I am safe now with this system, tards wouldn’t get how it is working

>>30335751
>The next Exxon Mobil Corp. dividend went ex 25 days ago for 87c and will be paid in 4 days.
>missing out on divs
ngmi

>>30334899
>>30334955

Quite based

>>30336210
>$

how much will CRBP price increase on the back of the reveal that it cures lupus?

>>30336201
That is absolute beginner level TA. Check out mine, it uses next level, curved meme lines. I predict TSLA will halt on Monday on the way down.

Also why be in all cash when you could be in SPACs at NAV, Oil or Banks. Just rotate when you would spend the cash.

what's some shit I can DCA into for like 5 years to make gainz? I already own SOXL.

Oh, [s that real|are you serious|are you joking}? Why do you follow this shit?
Wanna to save your purse just put your brains back to your head and listen to me lil boy
>YVS Finance yield farming - that’s what youwanna see since you came to crypto!
So be clever and get cash here, no deposit or extra fees, just a cool staking model!

>>30336201
I never use TA. Leads to too many psychological traps so I avoid it 100% and only glance at charts.

>>30336201
buddy, its going to all time highs

>>30336336
this also mean I just buy whenever. I don't look at rising oscilating wedges and buy on the shoulder. Just whatever, Over time it'll even out by pure chance that some a bit higher and some a bit lower

>>30336267
How do we profit from infrastructure bill?

>>30336285
lmao SPACs got absolutely wrecked. Why don't you understand that the SPAC hype is over

>>30336277
>CRBP
They have updated the SLE trial page in February to say that Primary Endpoint will be reached in February, so I think they eached primary endpoint a little early.
This could mean exactly two things:
- The results were so good that they stopped a little early
- They reached futility and gave up

Now the fact that they didn't announce anything yet and waiting for their earnings, and the last time they failed they announced that at their earnings too makes me think they reached the futility threshold.
I think it will rally just before earnings, and I will profit take most of it the day before.

>>30336130
Usually a hedge like that is (a) longer dated and (b) regularly rolled over every X amount of time
And with how correlated everything is with the fucking NASDAQ, deep OTM puts (20% + OTM) on that are probably best. Although to be honest, the puts are cheaper and upside better on TSLA as you have seen.
The whole point of the hedge is to let you sleep better since you have a winning lottery ticket or something that will buy you a time to pull out.
You can also make it more interesting by, in turn, selling shorter dated but slightly less OTM puts. You harvest tasty theta and can close them if the market starts to take a dive (at which point the puts you bought will become money printers)

>>30336384
SPACs sitting on NAV is basically holding cash with a potential upside. I bought ACEV for $9.90, the minimum upside is 1% on merger.

>>30336383
Something something time and market

>>30336426
It's more that I'm 100% sure a basic ML program can correlate all these funny shapes better than I could ever hope and trying to find an edge that way is pointless.

>>30336426
>Something something time and market
The jews did this to me

>>30336285
>not calling anons niggers or faggots
Thatz why you are still at beginner level and no one takes you seriously. Like look at your TA, you could be based but no, you are akin to a reddit nigger faggot
>>30336336
>>30336383
Pretty based tho, but following this prevented me from fomoing into the dead cat bounce couple days ago like an emotional nigger trader and I think it can go lower and thats where I go all in and COOM

>>30336426
>the minimum upside is 1% on merger.
Do even know how this works. Plenty of SPACs are trading way below NAV. Check CFII for example.

Or see UWMC

I posted this earlier today
>pic related
and had a bunch of people freak out, saying it was bullshit, that Mannarino was a schizo / lying, asking for source
Unfortunately I had to go before I could post 'proof'
Here you go!
https://www.forexlive.com/news/!/the-fed-will-inevitably-move-to-yield-curve-control-ycc-bofa-20210305
This is a big fucking deal! Bank of America announced they believe the Fed will enact YCC at the next meeting on the 17th at around 2:00pm EST
This is why we saw the HUGE turn-around pump today - institutions bought up the market IN MASS (just to trigger that pedantic faggot)
If you are bearish, think that this is the end, that this was a bull trap.. Stop. You are missing the big picture, you are missing the reason behind the pump today.
YCC is going to rip your face off

>>30336394
I bought this specific put because interestingly it had the least decay per day for the price I was willing to spend on it. And yeah, I'm rotating it further every month.
Selling less OTM puts could be interesting though, what's the name of that strategy? The left wing of an iron butterfly?

>>30336546
AYO NIGGUH, SCOOPSIES THE SPREM NIGGA OF WHIZDOM, DO THE TECHIN' N'SHIEEET, WE BE DUM HED NIGGGAS. CUT ME SUMIN SLACK, WHO IS DEM BLACKEST EM OF ALL?

>>30336285
Do a definite integral on that mutha fucka to see where you're going there.

>>30336547
I even used reddit spacing :O

>>30336659
Lol wtf happened to CFII?

>>30336659
>Check CFII for example.
CFII basically pre-diluted shares with the merger target announcement like the old predatory SPACs of old. SPACs are always an artifact of extreme market euphoria. New waves of dumb investors that have no idea how SPACs work, stay in way too long, and get burned.
Chamath basically ran a train on his twitter cult with shitty SPAC after shitty SPAC.

>>30336074
I can't imagine anything more cucked than shilling for another country like this. pathetic desu

lmaooo
>want to become a whale
>go for shill 3lvl scam
>fail with everything and wee in the corner

you shouldn’t be a genius to understand what project to join
my purse with enq and their node systems are coolopp for this year

>>30336678
For years I just called it a long (put) calendar spread although that involves using the same strike for both. I don't think that technically the term for it though.

>>30336727
And those people in are fucked now, they can't redeem their shares for 10$

>>30336675
I passively lurked as people called you a retard. The four replies under that story are pretty based

>>30336675
March 17 would line up with what astrology anon said. All in 3/19 SPY 400c at open on monday

>>30336675
Mannarino is still an absolute schizo though.
I found the most original article I could:
https://www.reuters.com/article/markets-flows-bofa-idCNL5N2L324L
>By Thyagaraju Adinarayan

I think this is just a Pajeet trying to save his town from being margin called when TSLA dips below $500.
Also none of the timestamps coincide with the V shaped recovery on Friday.

>>30336675
That analyst was bullish back then but


Still, Bank of America as a firm doesn’t see a big rebound. The bank cut its year-end target on the S&P 500 to 2,600 from 3,100, which would translate into a nearly 20% loss for the full-year 2020 and is only about 4.5% higher from current levels. The new outlook represents the most bearish view on Wall Street, according to the CNBC Market Strategist Survey that rounds up 16 top strategists’ forecasts.

>>30336703
>WHO IS DEM BLACKEST EM OF ALL?
I AM!!!!
I B TH BLACKST OF THM ALL, U DUMMY HEADED NIGGUH

bros, I think I'm not cut out for this...

>>30336853
>Lose a ton of money in coof season
>Load up on bonds, equities and shit
>Publish a Pajeet pump article
Remember that time when ARK doubled down on WKHS, and literally the next day some cognressfaggots came out saying that they will review the USPS contract?

>>30336828
Mannarino sees behind the curtain, that is why he appears as a "schizo" to you. He is a super, super high ranking free mason - possibly the highest rank you can attain. He is EXTREMELY well connected, friends in very, very high places. When someone that in the know shares the truth, they appear to be schizo. He is based as fuck, the best analyst out there right now who actually tells the truth to the public
>Also none of the timestamps coincide with the V shaped recovery on Friday.
What you're not getting is that the institutions, banks, funds, they receive the news before the rest of the market, especially news this big
We are unlikely to ever see the actual report from BofA

>>30336907
Maybe buy something other than total fucking memes sometimes? Put 60-90% of your portfolio in sold picks. Then gamble the rest of memes like PLTR or CTRM.

>>30336675
Bank of America gave GME a price target of 1.67 months before the squeeze. 1 DOLLAR AND 67 CENTS. Like I give a fuck what these greasy kikes have to say.

>>30336924
>this post
Now I am absolutely positive that loading up on tinfoil futures was the right move.

Have you prayed to the Bogs today so they do not dump the market again?

>>30333397
buy 1000 share ok KO, reinvest the dividends, i'll check back in 5 years bye.

i couldn't do it.

>>30336907
>bros, I think I'm not cut out for this...
Pro tip: it’s true; you’re not

>>30336916
>that pic
based

>>30336828
>>30336924
Mannarino just embraced the absolute insanity of the "Fed put" earlier than most twitter focused personalities. And it IS insanity by the way.
>>30336916
Cathie is being bled out alive by some true sharks. It doesn't help she is making day 1 retail trader mistakes.

>>30336907
Wew...meme it up. Close all of them and park your money in Microsoft until the end of the year to save yourself from stupidity.

>>30336973
All in oil

Chink shill anon here, I have a confession to make... I betrayed my morals and bought the SOXL dip yesterday... The lum trannies better not let me down.

>>30336734
Nigger, unironically, tell me which country is more based. Nigger states of america(NSA) or west taiwan?
>Chinks know how to handle mudslimes, you import them along with europe
>chinks give zero fucks about UN bitching about uiguyr mudslimerinos doing forced outdoor camping
>nigger states of america kneels to niggers
>nigger states of america will be a nation of niggers loving niggers
>chinks are starting to do Real Politik at global scale without giving a fuck
>NSA and EU doesn't to anything since they want to appear good to some purple haired tranny faggot nigger on twitter
>NSA used to be based, doing their stuff in the world and in Latin America specifically without giving a fuck
>kek, NSA can't even kill mudslimes with airstrikes bc twitter and fox news goes mad
>chinks do everything they can to grow economically, without giving a fuck
>west doesn't do this
>britain did this during victorian era, but now london is more brown than my shit kek
Now ask yourself
>am I shilling the country that is cucking me?
https://youtu.be/rtduB2g2AGE

>>30337019
So all those
>Best chinese investments
ain't doing so well huh tranny?

How retarded am I?

>Bought BB at 17
>Bought MVIS at 20
>Bought FCEL at 25
>Bought NXE at 3.95

Still holding them all

>>30336995
I've been watching ARK funds, because I want to scoop up the cheapies once they implode.
They only sold only half of their liquid assets during this crashlet, so the outflow apocalypse is still far away unfortunately.
And I'm pretty sure retard retailers will pump WKHS with pure hopium, and PLTR with their total lack of understanding and falling for le dystopia meme.
And Cathie will live for another day. Which makes me a bit angry desu.

>>30337009
but I need to gamble for those dopamine shots...hopefully my gamble on PLTR will work out

I know it's not shilled here and nobody cares, but my boomer construction company reached ATH this week. I inherited some shares from my grandpa and kept buying more after 2008.
I just wanna say thanks gramps and thank you Irish American construction company. Your dividends have done me good over these years.

>>30337081
They’re doing great. I bought in March so I’m sitting comfy. I just couldn’t resist the SOXL dip.

>>30337067
>small eye only see glorious future
>treat nigger as nigger
I kek’d hard at this

>>30337106
Then get into options and spend part of your profits on coke.

>>30336878
AY' YO NIGA, SO YOU WIZ SAYIN', YOU WUZ SAYIN, YO LIGHTSKIN ASS IS DEM BLACKEST EM OF ALL!!!
https://youtu.be/tDKKDIlNNf0
>HOHOHOHOOGOHOH AHAHAHAHOHOHO AHAOGOAHOAHOAHO

>>30337067
>imagine shilling chinkshit in chinkshit dumping season
I love the fact that there still are xenophobic racist countries killing sandniggers, but china has so many things wrong with it that it is a small wonder they haven't crashed and burned yet.

Take a look at Japan instead. They are also extremely based, but not scamming authoritarian fags like chinks.

>>30337019
>>30337067
The absolute state of people that buy chink stocks. Both severely mentally ill.

>>30336961
here's a video that explains Mannarino's high free mason rank
https://youtu.be/Zd6-4jH8ROQ
You think it's just tinfoil conspiracy.. kek.
Mannarino is part of the 'fight' going on right now between the real powers

>>30336267
We built Hoover Dam in the first Great Depression and been reaping the benefits from it since. Going big on Infrastructure funding is a good move imo. Especially to get the foundation set in place to go nuclear. It’s time that we do our part and save this rock that is the rarest of them all. Earth has not only protected all of it’s life with a shield it generates from radiation blasts but also created the perfect gravitational gradient, weather, seasons, elements, environment, time, everything for life to exist. Let’s work together with our planet to save each other.

>>30337130
I stayed away from options cause I was too lazy to learn about it, but might start doing it desu

>>30337170
Yeah but at least we make money.

>>30337067
Why don't you focus on improving yourself instead of constantly latching onto other entities to validate yourself by? I bet you're a pathetic reject that has tried to fit in with every niche on the /pol/ spectrum.
The chinese are a bunch of niggers like the rest of them, and you're nothing but a race-traitor.

sold off my tech meme stocks and bought oil

BP and CPE

are these solid oil stocks

>>30337186
Covered calls is literally free money and you keep your stocks (if you're not a fucking retard).

test did I get banned for racism?

>>30337171
Freemasonry is little more than a boomer debate club. It just means Mannarino spends his friday nights playing dress-up and talking about philosophy with other boomers.

>>30337171
Hahaha, he even has a little necklace. Oh my god.
This is Terry Davis level stuff. Now ask yourself: is calling YCC early divine intellect, or is it niggerlicious?

>>30337194
>at least we make money

>>30337253
at the low ranks.. yes.
>>30337264
it's being aware of what's going on.. anyone could have noticed that the 10yr was *extremely* flat earlier this week, after extreme volatility the week before. Mannarino has watched the 10yr trade 24 hours a day for the last 20+ years - of course he will notice if something fishy is going on

>>30337171
>>30337253
>>30337264
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS! DUUHHH!!!!!

>>30337244
alright, I'll come back in 2 hours with new knowledge

>>30337280
I don’t what that picture is. All my positions are up bigly since March except for BABA the eternal crab.

>>30337280
Don't forget Luckin coffee, SOS and EBON

>>30337280
Oh sorry, didn’t read the filename. I never owned any EH.

>>30336979
Sadly I had to take the "reinvest divs" pill too.
You can only beat the market if you go in tech.

>>30337324
Where are you shit posting from, Euro?

This is the most basic explanation on CC I can find. Watch a few times maybe? Then watch something on how to 'roll' your CC in case of emergency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnTsQBJHMSk

>>30336659
>CFII
Intredasting.

>>30337331
Do you have any that's not just correlated to (and underperforming) TQQQ?

>>30337331
I wanna say its EH. One of the
>best chinese investments

Any Fidelity anons out there?
I just finally got some money into my brokerage account on Fidelity
I'm signing up for afterhours and penny stocks right now
Do you guys know if or what their fees are on those? Or anything else I should know about them?

>>30337168
>>30337170
Oh no, don't get me wrong. I am not a nigger and buy chink scams nor the chink shill. I despise chinks equally as all niggers and variants. But I do recognize that the chinks are catching up really fast and being extremely based. The west can't compete when the chinks play by their rules(aka no rules). The west is just limiting itself, not unleashing full potential due to niggers and liberals. Chinks can be crushed easily but we'll need ruthlessness, which the west no longer does but the chinks do.
>>30337209
>improoooove youself
>seek validation
>muh /pol/tard
Top kek gtfo reddit nigger

>>30337406
thank you, fren
>Where are you shit posting from, Euro?
From Krautland

>>30336675
i still cant find a real source on these YCC articles, I tried looking at BoA's site and their research articles are publicly available

>>30337433
Depends. If you buy on markets outside the US, you will pay a $50 fee on top of the buy order. The interface is a bit on in that they display the $50 fee rolled into the stock price so it appears that the price you paid for the stock is much higher than the strike price you intended to buy.

Second, download and install Active Trader Pro. Similar to ThinkorSwim in that you get advanced graphs with real-time market updates on stock prices as well as the ability to manipulate data to whatever works for you. You can also execute buy/sell/limit pretty easy and watch your positions in real-time as well.

>>30337461
The thing with chinks is that they are literally incapable of innovation. Their culture is based on fraud and copying. They are only catching up based on this. As soon as the west stops shipping them technology, and maybe buying cheap shit, their economy will crumble.

That's not to say that the west is not idiotic for falling for the globohomo scam, but at least we still do innovate and create unparalleled wealth.

>>30337495
Nonono, friend, it's secret freemason knowledge.

>>30337427
My NIO, PDD, and BILI outperformed TQQQ. Even if you bought CWEB which is only 2x leverage you would have outperformed. My BIDU, TCEHY, and GDS did good though despite not beating TQQQ.

>>30337461
Weak people like you are 50% of the reason why the west is in decline.

>>30337222
BP was one of my best performers in the last week and a half or so, same with XOM. Don't know about CPE though.

>>30337464
Which part?

I made my first investment last week

https://www.ishares.com/uk/individual/en/products/251911/ishares-global-clean-energy-ucits-etf

>Down over 6% since I bought it

>>30337556
>Active Trader Pro
Didn't know about this one, thanks
>If you buy on markets outside the US, you will pay a $50 fee on top of the buy order.
Kind of harsh, is that like for foreign exchanges or do you have to do something special to enable that too?

>>30337600
The Green Energy hypewave is over for now, so it's probably going to slowly deflate while oil goes up. I think we will have a new Green Energy pump later this year, but currently it's not the right play.

>>30334204
Hindsight is 20/20. No one would've known at the time that Amazon would recover. The belief that the stock you're bagholding will eventually go back up is just wishful thinking. Diamond handing doesn't guarantee you won't lose money.

>>30337600
Good try my man, but you bough the top.
Sorry for your loss.
Next time try the S&P 500

>>30337587
the southern part which is flooded by shitskins

>>30334204
absolutely retarded logic

Where is the correction?

BUY TSLA

>>30337761
west is worse

>>30337565
You are right, chinks are mentally squared and can't think outside the box, absolute insectoid cattle
>As soon as the west stops shipping them technology
But you know, this wont happen
And still, chinks send their offspring chinks to western universities and return to insect land with the knowledge and spread it.
For this to stop, the west needs to stop globohomo
>>30337575
Stfu nigger, you provide no shit besides
>muuh improooov yourself
>muuh decline
>muuh weak
>hurr durr he points out chinks are based and will catch up unless we become ruthless with them, he is the reason the west is in decline bc he doesn't shill for western tranny globohomo
Nigger you have subnigger iq, show nose nigger

>>30337186
>>30337761
Option trading in Almanland can only be done through Tastyworks or Interactive Brokers and it's resellers like CapTrader and Lynx and tons of others I don't know of.
Flatex and all these boomer platforms do not allow it.

Also :
PASSAU
A
S
S
A
U

>>30337222
BP yes although I cannot say anything about the other one. be quick and jump on SU because your entry points slowly closes by the day >>30337194

Anon check out this gem.

$MCM Mochimo
> Quantum Proof
> Scalable and Fast
> Decentralized and Fair
>Price going crazy right now =)))

>>30337878
And I bet turks are considered as nationals and not immigrants in that, fucking kek

>>30336727
>CFII basically pre-diluted shares with the merger target announcement
I don't understand it. Do other SPACs also "dilute" shares when they announce their merger target? From what I've seen prices usually soar after it.

>>30337895
You know I speak the truth and that is why it angers you so. Pathetic.

>>30336779
I looked it up and it's called a Credit Put Spread. And it's considered a bullish strategy.

>>30337878
It's shit everywhere. The whole country is doomed and will go down the drain once the boomers retire. Just look at this. The system is already collapsing now, so in 10 years we are fucking done.

The majority of kids are already by migrants and your best chance is to not give a shit and plan your escape. Or to resign and become a pay piglet who gives 80% of its wage to retirees.

>>30337895
>For [chink tech stealing] to stop, the west needs to stop globohomo
Huh, never thought of it this way.

>>30337761
I'm a burger living in Switzerland. I can literally see Bodensee out of my window at the moment.

>>30337685
>>30337782
Same fagging?

Hindsight is 20/20 sure and should have would have could have and no 'diamond hands' doesn't guarantee a turn around. But holding dips on a company with a solid business model, there is no issue. At that time with commerce moving to the internet, you had to be an absolute idiot to not see the potential.

>>30337782
Please post your solid logic and educate me.

>>30337878
Jesus, isn't that map depressing. The worst thing is that there's nowhere to run really. Maybe Norway or New Zealand.
Or fucking Eastern Europe lol.

>>30337916
>Flatex and all these boomer platforms do not allow it.
why tho

>>30337988
>I speak the truth, I true
>you wrong
Fucking kek, caught in 4k nigger.
Typical self righteous reddit nigger, kek I bet you have the typical reddit nigger smug face right now
>I CALLTHED THIM PATTHHHHHETIC WEAKLING
>I HAVE THHHE MORAL HIGH GROUND

>>30334204
>People need to understand unrealized and realized positions.
While holding AMZN through the dip was the right call, this is a retarded take.

Holding stocks is the same as buying them every day. All that matters is the stocks's current price and current upside potential, no matter "where it came from". Lost potential profits are lost profits. Unrealized losses are actual losses. Opportunity cost is cost.
If you wouldn't buy a stock, don't hold it. On the flipside, if it went down, but you know it has a ton of potential and would buy the dip, just keep on holding it.

>>30337878
outdated

>>30338011
correct
2/3 of children born today in Germany have non-European ehtnicity. 2/3! The muttification of the US tooke near a cenrury to accomplish, Merkel did it in less than 10 years.
In 2121 the Amish will be the last ethnically European people alive on the planet lmao.

>>30337878
>>30338011
>>30338106
Limburg is white.

>>30337988

>>30338231
Nah man, the way you soijack someone is that you quote them without (You) with a way more cringe soijack pic.

>>30337993
Credit put spread are puts at the same (or close to it) expiry. Calendar spreads involve different expirys. And different strikes are diagonal. So I think the correct term is long put diagonal calendar spread. It is bullish on vola which is what a market dive would almost certainly give you.

Recycle

>>30330925
>>30330925
>>30330925
>>30330925

Recycle

>>30330925
>>30330925
>>30330925

>>30338311
>Recycle
Wtf, we are split threading in the weekends too?

>>30338140
Because option trading is always done in dollars. And they only offer euro accounts.

>>30338287
I forgot to add the pic to>>30338197

>>30338343
Those Lum trannies insist on fucking up the OP cant be surprised

>>30337932
>>30337576

Whats the bull case for XOM and SU lads?

>>30338346
ah, makes sense

u are anon
none of those is real
as soon as you believe in this shill they try to shill here faster you will fail all your money
Buy skeptically, no risk and getprofit
wanna see yield farming or staking, choose contemporary systems
I use YVS Finance, check it and understand how smart system should look like

>>30338411
> bull case for XOM and SU
Oil goes up. You are better off with GUSH than individual oil picks.

>>30338197
>>30338231
Go ahead and proceed to raise zero (0) white children while praising other countries on the internet. I'm glad you're doing your part.

>>30338481
holy fuck looking at the 5 yr chart of GUSH
from 10,000 to 80

>>30338604
That's 2x in an oil bear market for you.

>>30338411
XOM is already close to pre-COVID levels while SU still has little way to go. XOM does just oil and refinery, SU is with one leg in sustainable energy while the other one is in destroying the environment by way of oil sands processing

>>30333514
You will never be a woman

>>30334516
Are you a good bf anon?