/biz/ - Business & Finance

let's take a bunch of paychecks from rich kikes, lads.

buy the shares back, hedgie

*continues holding*

ITS OVVER IT ISNT EBEN FUCKKING MOVING!!!! THEYRE HALTING IT AND ITS GONNA CRASH IN 5 MINUTES. SELL NOW B4 IT FUCKING CRASHES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

don't spam the CEDE schizo shit focus on GME

i'll stay with you, frens

>>30360082
CEDE isn't a ticker you dumb nigger

>>30360065
wtf the price has been crabbing for nearly 24 hours we're fucked lads buy SSR instead

how do i become a hedge fund

>>30360065
OMG MY BROKER HALTED SELLING WHY CAN'T I SELL OMG MARKET MANUIPLATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You've lost so much money, Melvin, all of your clients are asking what you did to their money, Melvin. Why were you so greedy, Melvin? Why couldn't you settle for being rich instead of filthy rich, Melvin? the walls are closing in buddy, investors are going to start coming for the money that you don't have and the whole world is going to see the fuck up that you are champ. There's only one way to solve this Melvin, just take the emergency exit to the roof. It doesn't matter if security hears the alarm and rushes up there, you only need a few minutes to do what needs to be done, Melvin....

>>30360145
it's still irrelevant schizo Qanon tier larping

>>30360082
>don't spam the CEDE schizo shit focus on GME
$CEDE is the new $SSR

Does anyone who uses Trading 212 know what the maximum sell limit is, I have a feeling it is ~2000% of the current price but it would be nice to know for sure

>>30359832
A gamestop just flew over my house

>>30354529
>etfs own almost 15M shares
That's pretty good.

wen squez

>>30360217
>Oh no! They found out that we had 500 trillion to give them.
>Stop talking about CEDE & Sneed schizo.
Kek. I'm here to legally steal your money 1%.

>>30360082
sneed

>>30360217
>"m-muh qanon!"
its been a full month of this shit fuck off

>>30360471
You missed it. We're dipping to 60 on Monday and never hitting 140 again.

So what are you doing this weekend while we wait for monday to come around?
And as always don't forget frens, fuck kikes, fuck niggers and fuck jannies

>>30360576
Why are you still trying

>>30360576
Piss off, m8

>>30360707
drink, vidya, finish accounting coursework

>>30360308
Please respond

>>30360850
Sorry mate, this thread is for Fidelity-Chads only

>>30360487
only retarded boomer shills had a kneejerk reaction to think they couldn't pay up for our shares

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>>30359832
how much will this be worth?

>>30361009
based SHLOPER

>>30360576
>one post by this ID

>>30361009
The most based post in this thread.

>>30361045
0 cause you’ll wait too long and fuck it up trying to get out when this shit crashes back to 40$

>>30360887
Do they have maximum sell limits? Are they available in bongland?

>>30361009
in awe at the basedness of this man

Did you all forget that there are jews on both sides of this battle (company and hedgie)? We’re all being played

>>30361133
>one post by this ID

When GME hits 100k i think i'll take some profit and start a family

>>30361173
jews hate other jews more than we ever could. Same as misogynists can't hate other women like other women hate themselves

>>30361133
GME will never be $40 again, faggot nigger jew

Uhh guys they’re saying we should all avoid this stock. What now?

>>30360082
$CEDE is every bit a good stock as $ASS and $CUM. $ASS will squeeze for sure

>>30359832
anons were posting this in an older thread. Can a high iq /biz/raeli explain what it means for GME bagholders?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GIKNzBoVexkcZEd-3LmdT8bI3S5NXdhJeJX3Pw-yBfk/edit#gid=0

>>30361248
(((Roth man)))

>>30361248
selling half my $GME for $DICK squeeze in two weeks

>>30361248
>rothman

>>30361248

>>30361277
simple: squazoodle not squozed
buy, hold, and buy more

>>30360707
Studying electronical engineering.

lmao

Eating biscuits

>>30361248
buy even more

>>30361045
Billions.
I'm jealous.

If only I had waited I could have double the stocks I currently hold. Now I'm too far in to invest more. I don't have the guts.

>>30361045
What color will be your Rolls Royce, nig

>>30361248
pretty sure when you see stuff like this it means take out loans and sell whatever you can and put every penny into gme because its the real deal

>>30361340
reddit cant meme

>>30361408
imagine being a bear in 2021 lmao

>>30361762
Billions with an s, then assuming plural each share would have to be worth 1,000,000+

>>30361810
I’d prefer an old school eleanor which would hold its value better

>>30361248
>the business is still struggling
>implying fondamentals are important in trading
NGMI

>>30362204
Sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of me buying more GME.

>>30361164
I'm stuck with etoro (the fucks won't transfer my shares unless I ask them by phone to do it by hand, and I don't want to risk missing the squeeze) but I've heard from here that fidelity doesn't let you set a sell limit above 150% of the current price.

IYKYK

>>30362289
Pretty good taste man. If I had as many shares as you I'd probably go with a ford gt, my all time favorite, but you can't go wrong with any classic ford really.

This stock has been halted all day already, cant be good bros im selling everything right now

>>30362783
terrible bait

>>30362783
This. $PISS and $SHIT moon tomorrow

>>30362783
my favorite bait

>>30362946
i just shorted $SHIT, but when i got upstairs ive noticed that my long on $PISS isnt doing too good, what do anons? hold?

>>30362620
ayy we're stuck with the yiddish broker

>>30362783
GUYS MY BROKEN ISN'T LETTING ME SELL WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAH I'M DOOMED

>>30362783
>r/gme_maltdown
Do they chimp out every time it goes up 20 bucks?

>>30363146
Yeah, the worst part is they take 7 days to withdraw money so I can't even sell the shares and rebuy them immediately on fidelity cause I've run out of liquid.

>>30361218
>>30361218
Italians hate other Italians, asians hate other asians...acting like groups are monoliths plays into the hands of the powerful and nothing more. It has always been rich versus poor.

>>30361009
based

>>30363265
I'm South American with a debit card and a Paypal account so my best alternative other than eToro is Trading212 but they're not taking newer accounts, don't have much liquid left and just like you I don't wanna miss the squeeze when the time comes.
So I guess we'll have to deal with the unironically banned in 109 countries broker until this blows over.

So, if this thread is correct, GME is going to become a liquidity vortex for the rest of the market. At what point do they just shut the market down - all of it, not just GME - to prevent that?

>>30363433
Yep, it's an abstract kind of hell.
>I'm South American
What cunt you from? I'm living in pastaland but I'm an argie myself.

>>30363437
they'll shut it down one second before SWIM sells

>>30363437
that’s the fun part anon. no one knows

>>30361277
not much honestly, this data is hard to use for anything. idk if you saw this last thread, so here:
>>30349590
>>30345443

>>30363437
Nobody knows
>>30363028
Holding $PISS is never a good idea

>>30363573
The one on the left of Argieland

>>30363580
>>30363588
>>30363640
I suppose the next response is: Does it even matter if it's shut down? The same problem will still exist on the next market open.

>>30363647
Oh nice, it's fun to see people from everywhere in the world trying to get a slice of the cake.

>>30360308
>>30360850
Looks like around 1200$ is the max for now, gotta update while the price rises

>>30363685
Yeah. I mean they essentially shut it down last time. It’s just going to kick the can down the road. I was reading about the piggly wiggly squeeze which happened a long time ago but the government stepped in and stopped it. Could happen again before it gets out of hand who knows

Is SataniaAnon another new avatarfag?

>>30363853
Not exactly new (been around for a week or two already) but yeah, unfortunately.

>>30363763
Nothing wrong with stealing back from kikes.
Ladrón que roba a ladrón, cien años de perdón

>>30363437
Without DTCC or CEDE & Co the stock market can no longer function. Your shares would be held by a bankrupt company and tradable by a bankrupt company.
Politicians should evolve the stock market into a blockchain-based token system. I hope that will happen. On the other hand, to know how long the stock market will be down...

Quick,,,,,anon ! tell me how i can make money from my pc right now I need more gme right now

>>30363799
Max sell order is 2600

>>30364003
digits and you provide me with the. info I require. Check em and GO

>>30362783
Europoor here, that was unironically me on Washington Day, five minutes after NYSE usually opens.
It was also the day I learned about Washington Day.

>>30364042
Heh are you the dutch guy that posts frequently?

>>30364170
Yeah, posing as shill for giggles sometimes but reading every thread

>>30364165
>"Money never sleeps"
>says country that stops the whole market for a day just to praise a bunch of fucks that explicitly didn't want any of this to happen.

>>30364055
Go to craiglist and start your new career as an escort. Best part is that you can make your schedule revolve entirely of having them come to you. Can't guarantee you on the # of clients you'll get.

>>30364450
My back is currently fucked sweet dear anon, I am laid flat like a pancake on my mattress thinking about all the money I am not making and not spending on gme. how can I escort if I cant do doggy (my finisher aka my money earner)

>>30364772
1. Download collection of picture/nudes of some online thot, flip pictures just in case
2. Go to any site that has plenty of thirsty paypiggies
3. Pretend to be thot and get money out of retarded basedbois
4. ?????
5. Profit!

>>30365058
does this work with seeking?

>>30365058
Fuck I forgot people do this. As always: digits will decide if do

hello frens. how are we all feeling today? weekends are always a little longer now it seems..

>>30364450
>Best part is that you can make your schedule revolve entirely of having them come to you.

Yes, that is how hooking works.

>>30360217
Q shit? Fuck off back to pol you liberal douchebag.

>>30365165
>seeking
explain
>>30365229
If you really wanna make money it's probably a good option, I've never done it myself but it's probably not that difficult if you're safe about it

>>30365464
seeking arrangements

what’s monday prediction? crab to 140?

>>30366136
drops to 130 early morning before going back up to 140 and crabbing there until close

>>30366136
pop to 160 at the bell crab till 3:30 then pop to 200 and gets halted into ah leading to another runup to 250

>>30366136
Crab for five minutes to trick swing tradies then institutions hit the gas and it goes to 300

>>30366428
that webm always reminds me of the 1st oddworld game

>>30366136
Launches to the moon before retail can jump in

>>30366428
would be epic. i hate the swingers

>>30362204
Reddit's memes have become more often better and original than 4channel. Anons regularly snag them and post it here to collect guaranteed (you)s

>>30361408
I told my friend about GME in January, he said he was going to short the shit out of it. Kek, haven't seen him since

>green to +30% over week
>short on float unchanged
>pressure so high you can't open at 150 to fall
This makes absolutely no fucking sense and I can't find a rationale for it
I feel like I'm going insane

>>30366532
Nigga we already balls deep.

>>30366428
are they okay?

>>30364042
>buy button doesn't say BUY but BUY MORE

>>30366706
i gave up trying to understand it. it literally makes no fucking sense. i’m just along for the ride and stopped trying to find reasons for it. when i tell my friends irl about it i sound retarded because you really can’t put it into words

>>30366706
talk a walk, brew a tea, and do something you like that isn't masturbating. GME isn't going anywhere

>>30366706
>it's Feb 2022 and GME keeps rising +5% every day.

>>30366833
>The year is 2030
>hedgies and billionaires own nothing and they're happy
>gamestop and spacex have successfully set up a colony on mars
>all of us get to visit the colony before planning for our plantations
The future is bright brother

>>30364303
Thet needed that day off to go spit on their graves after all.

>>30366833
So lets say from now until the end of december we have about 210 market days total. If we were to get a stable 5 dollar rise every market day, we'd be looking at 1185 per share. thats low from what itll actually be according to fundamentals.
*just noticed you said 5% not 5$

>>30360167
Are you Jewish?

Thinkin about them GME gains lads

>>30367289
No? just know that we have round 298 days from now until end of december. divide by 7, multiply by 5 and 5 again plus the current price. That obviously doesnt include holidays etc

>>30367359
Already recouped my entry price with some swings, now I can just sit back and let it ride. Feels good mang

How high are you absolutely confident that it will go if we get a proper squeeze, anon?

>>30367537
At LEAST $88,420.

>>30367537
10k

>>30366833
>>30367267
Amusingly, if it were to rise by 5% every single market day until february 2022 the price would be around $27.313.971,13

>>30367537
depends. With the gammas, which are option driven, you can see jump of up to the thousands easily(assuming no talmudic sorcery.) With a proper short squeeze going and the fact that shorters have been tripling and qquadrupling down, lets just say the potential for it to go very high is there. But that also assumes you don't have large institutional holders cashing out early before it gets crazy

lol

>>30367537
One million dollars.

>>30366801
>>30366819
>>30366833
Ok I'll try and walk you through my reasoning so far
Sell orders at 120+ are getting closed by people that bought at 200+ to recoup. This allows the fuckers that need such share to perpetuate ladder attacks. That makes sense up to there, yes?
Now if you were to consistently keep collecting off retards at who bought at 200+ for 130+ you'd be basically putting more pressure on those retards to keep holding instead, so while you're given more tools to manipulate the perceived price, you're also broadcasting to anyone with at least a neuron that there is a stress SO HIGH that you're buying shares at 130+ because you NEED them. This is absolutely bonkers because it's signaling out that A) You're insane, and you are buying to HOLD or B) You're insane, and you're buying to COVER
since the relief hasn't caused a large movement of shares to get out of dodge, A is much more probable, but still just as impossible. Regardless of who is selling, they're doing so on a price spike. Regardless of who is buying they're doing so ON A PRICE SPIKE

>>30367537
5k

>>30367698
>the bots/shills are even giving each other leddit awards

>>30367912
it's a way to pay for apparent popularity and approval, it makes sense

>>30367698
Yeah WSB is pretty fucking retarded in that regard, and it keeps happening too. The dumbfuck mods there allow it though, and punishes anyone who points out the pretty obvious fact a lot of the stocks being heavily pushed since GME started taking off are significantly owned by hedgies. Honestly, there's zero point in investing in anything until GME finishes given the likelihood hedgies are gonna be pulling their money from everywhere in a desperate attempt to pay denbts, tanking the market as they do so.

>>30360167
>>30367289
marry to a jewess, its the only way

>>30361009
cats drink water more efficiently than dogs

>>30367798
The gamma happens when the options start getting called and it says off a chain reaction. In my opinion this will happen around 200 and the gamma squeeze will go up to 800-1000ish. Then the real squeeze will take the price multitudes higher to 5 figures plus. It’ll take days to cover when the squeeze takes off so who knows how high it can really go

>>30367988
True, I'm sure reddit CEOman enjoys it too.
Speaking of which, anyone knows when is the next congress hearing being held?

>>30368112
it was harder to google than I expected to be honest.
The Committee distributed an email last night indicating that a virtual hearing will take place on March 17th, at 12 noon, entitled, “Game Stopped? Who Wins and Loses When Short Sellers, Social Media, and Retail Investors Collide, Part II.”
https://www.crowdfundinsider.com/2021/02/172654-house-financial-services-committee-game-stopped-part-ii-scheduled-for-march-17th/

>>30360576
SELL SELL SELL ALL YOUR GME
BUY SRS

>>30368298
Thanks for the effort anon.

>>30367537
7k

>>30368370
SSR IS UP 40% YESTERDAY AH, WTF!!!

>>30367537

1488

>>30367537
75k

>>30360576
SEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
he screamed
SEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL O GOD PLEASE SEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllll....l....l
his voices cracked from sheer agony and despair
PLEASE SELL PLEASE SPARE MY WALLET NOT MY HEDGIE WALLET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhoohooohoooooooooooooooo...

$500 on Monday. Trust the plan.
-Q

>>30368103
honestly the impressions I've been getting with this stock is that it's like someone trying to hold in a shit, I.E. the shorters. Everytime it starts coming out a bit they sit down and clench their cheeks, but eventually day by day it becomes harder to do so. A quadruple witching day should have an effect like a laxative.

>>30363853
I’d just like to point out that the avatarfags in these threads were the true believers and chads who kept these threads alive since the stock crashed to 40 bucks and every single person on biz was calling us retarded and telling us to sell. There are a shit ton of people who made big money thanks to Kaijibro and the like, and now you niggers want to fomo in and act like big shots. No one has bigger balls than the people who have been here from the start. Try to keep that in mind

>>30368666
Wow nice digits. Yeah, again, it starts with a chain reaction of calls. They’re going to desperately try to keep it under 200 or so. I think if the chain reaction is allowed to reach 800 it’ll be unstoppable at that point

>>30368666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXT0gNeSvM
Replace the bunny with a bull

>>30366801
> The GME event is in fact the result of a process that is hyper-rational. It is based on highly accurate calculations of specific outcomes which possess a much higher degree of certainty than is the case for normal investment decisions. There is no “madness of crowds” here. It is a premeditated, predatory take-down of a cornered and defenseless counterparty.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/georgecalhoun/2021/03/05/gamestopgamestonk-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-madness-of-crowds/?sh=53c33d6c25d0

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

Is this what autism looks like?

Is gme still worth getting into? When is the point of no return?

>>30368745
Although avatarfags are alright in my book I'd like to put you back in place and remind you that you're not the only ones that have been here since the very start. Sure some of you are chads but don't think you're either only/true chads

0$ in two more weeks. Trust the plan. Where we shill one we shill all.
-Q

>>30368993
>"cornered and defensless"
Holy shit even in an article trying to explain stuff they still suck the hedgie dick. How about this wouldn't happen if hedgies didn't try to short companies into the ground due to their unabashed greed and kikery? Fuck hedgies, and fuck that author.

>>30369078
Get in before $200 brother

>>30361277
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GIKNzBoVexkcZEd-3LmdT8bI3S5NXdhJeJX3Pw-yBfk/edit#gid=0

this sheet is really simple, but for some reason one part isn't labelled well. One part is labelled IF SHARES NOT COVERED, but what it means is: if every single buy was used to cover a share.
someone pointed out it's not quite right because of weird market mechanics of how brokers might fill orders but the logic is this.
Let's simplify Total Volume Less Shorted to Total Buys. So, Total Buys is 130 million. But Total Shorted is 180 million. That means even if every single one of those buys was being used to cover a shorted share, there'd be 50 million shorted shares in just the last few weeks alone, assuming short interest was zero before this all started.
So those cells 50% covered and 20% covered mean if 50 percent of buys went to covering shares and 20 percent buys went to covering shares. The cell labeled if shares not covered (idk why it's mislabeled so badly) means if 100 percent of buys went to covering shares.
So in sum:
100 percent of buys went to covering shares: there's still 50 million shares uncovered.
50 percent of buys went to covering shares:
there's still 90 million shares uncovered.
20 percent of buys:
there's still 145 million uncovered shares.
Again, it's worth saying there are apparently some market mechanics that make this not completely true. but no matter what this is clearly a fuckton of short volume.

>>30369118
honestly i took it as a compliment. it's describing us as sharks.

>>30366136
Crab to 140, ah crab. Tuesday dump to 120. Wednesday up to 230 due to SSR.

>>30368745
Is yami yugi here?

>>30363853
Yeah, newfags and zoomers don't actually want to be anonymous.

>>30368745
The crab threads were comfy, just a handful of us posting data while fighting off hoards of shills.

>>30368745
based

>>30363853
They FUD'd for a month and finally bought in when they saw GME recover from $40 yesterday. They are not getting in the GME VIP zone.

>>30368745
> also based. Kaiji bro was the light of my days down in the lower 40's

>>30369733
Thats why they get the ballpit

>>30369143
When do you think it'll surpass $200? And why $200 in particular? Is that a level of resistance it needs to break?

I ask when because my money won't transfer into my account until Wednesday or Thursday

bros if this doesn’t moon in two weeks im going to have to sell to pay for my moving expenses :(

>>30369982
It’s just my opinion but seems like there are a lot of calls around that number. I said on my previous posts that we need something that starts a chain reaction and I think $200 is that number. There are also a lot of calls around $700-$800 so I think that will set off the main squeeze. But the first chain reaction has to reach it

>>30370040
sorry anon, the best I can do is 3 weeks

>>30370040
just take out a loan for the move. You don't wanna miss the moon

>>30369982
At the bare minimum we are going up 7-10% every trading day. If instituitions decide to push, or one big whale jumps in then it can easily jump higher out of nowhere. $200 is the next big number break (remember people have a mental bias toward whole large rounded numbers) where normie fomo will begin. Melvin will fight HARD to keep it below 200, expect a massive artificial sell wall there

>>30369982
Simple answer is that there's a lot of resistances on the way up and 200 is one of the bigger walls next to 150 and 190.

>>30370234
The sell wall at 199 will be pretty big given how we bounced off 150 yesterday.

>>30369118
It's an accurate description, there's nothing shorts can do at this point but shid and fard and throw money at journos and shill farms to shift attention away from their predicament. Longs are predators feasting on their asspain.

>>30368745
I am a 40 holder chad and I have no avatar

>>30368745
>FOMO in on GME $320
>Price tanks but don's sell because It would hurt too much.
>Decide to hold for many years to come
>Totally demoralized on GME
>Think /GME/ are schizos for believing this would pump again
>Notice price crabbing at $40 for 2 weeks. Intrigued.
>Come to /GME thread just for lulz
>See sea of spergs yelling for holders to sell and calling them retarded
>Spidey senses tingle
>Kaijibro calmly explaining DD to shills
>NO NO NO NO SELL NOW SELL NOW REEEEEEE
>Immediately hop on my broker and double my positions at $52.
Namefags and Avatarfags get the rope, but the guys in these threads are alright in my book.

>>30359832
I won’t laugh at all the “hah bagholder” shills because them laughing at us is the reason the real squeeze is still coming.

>>30371361
>>30371361
>Kaijibro calmly explaining DD to shills
To be fair, had they at any fucking point gave non fallacy ridden, actual arguments to my points, i would not be so jaded and paranoid about FUD now. It really is fucking crazy how little effort they put in to lie to us. I can think of 3 or so ways to demoralize the whole lot of us off hand, but i never see them used.
Always remember, if making an argument that revolves around HARD DATA, if anyone does any of these, fucking ignore them or call it out.

Without the comfy threads most of February during The Great Crabbing, I don't think I would have survived by myself if I didn't lurk the threads constantly
Thanks bakers
Wgmi

>>30368745
>We have a date soon Melvin
>Dress up nice
>You're the star guest

>>30371668
Exactly and thats what I failed to realize. My belief that GME wouldn't squeeze again wasn't backed by data, it was backed by emotion, but the data is there and although its probably obfuscated to a good degree, the conclusion is that the hedgies still need to cover. Until then, the squeeze is on.
>>30368993
That article is spot on. I don't think there has ever been a time where we could accurately predict an outcome of a stock, but the mechanics that are in play regarding the GME stock allows for just that. All we need to do is keep holding. Hopefully institutions and whales see this opportunity and keep buying buying the dips, ensuring the squeeze goes off.

>>30371668
#1 FUD that actually gets to me is the possibility of rugpull by the Fed or SEC
#2 is the possibility that the USD will be worthless after this

>>30368745
Based

>>30372199
At least the feds will probably let it happen so they can get that delicious tax money

>>30372166
that's what people don't realize. this is probably the lowest risk bet to make a lot of money anyone will ever see in their lives. and the risk involved is literally just that they might figure out a way to cheat out of it

>>30371341
Prove it.

>>30372397
what is this from

>>30372310
>whole system designed to make debt slaves stay poor and desperate while billionaires don't pay taxes
>thinking the gubberment gives a shit about taxes

>>30361408
The subreddit is pure copium lmao

I love you Kaijibro.

>>30372397
please

>>30372018
I've been calling it Trench February but The Great Crabbing is much better.

>>30372416
No clue, sorry fren. I saved it in case dogucker ever came back

>>30372706
goddammit. thank you anyways

>>30372718
I also have this, no source again though

What s the name of the boomer explaining stock on YouTube

>>30372166
>>30371361
trusting schizos is probably best thing you can do if you know how the shills operate

>>30372952
Bruce?

>>30373030
Thanks, I was searching for Ben stocks but that s just a cricket player

kaiji "bro" tricked me into selling a few days ago

>>30373289
Sounds like your dumb ass fell for a fake.
That or you are just a fucking idiot. Take your pick. The only time i tell people to sell is to tell them to piss off and give up if they have no spine. Did you rack disciprene, grasshoppah?

>>30373289
>1pbti
Ya, selling your other positions to pay us GME chads. Get dabbed on melvin

>>30373289
yeah that was me, I only did so people like you who didnt lurk won't get the gains kek

>>30372397
>>30372416
I may be known here as deerfag, but I'm familiar with waifus of all kinds.
https://youtu.be/i_mAC7JEJY0?t=554

>>30373289
>he fell for the shill that was fakekaijin posting
peak retard

>>30373469
Imagine NOT posting wojacks when the price drops 1%.
Shaking out weak hands is healthy for the stock. Keeps out niggers like this. >>30373289

>>30373421
>>30373461
>>30373469
>>30373576
>>30373605
fuck off that was the real kaijicuck

>>30373622
>He lets a single person FUD him
here's your (You)

>>30373622
Go ahead and prove it then.

Can we realistically hit $100,000 bros? The target price keeps rising but I don't expect 4 figures, much less 6. If I can sell for $800 I'll consider it a big win. I want to believe this is my way out but I don't want to fall into the trap of having hope only to be reminded of reality.

>>30373469
Was that actually you? Fucking based. I thought it was a shill.
Lucky for me literally nothing will shake my conviction that we win on this

>>30359832
Sell your gme or I’ll sell it for you

>>30373622
sold all my stocks, thank you kaiju

>>30373713
34k is likely

>>30373807
Holy shit is this real?

>>30373836
34k would be nice. That would allow me to buy a house and a car after debt and taxes and reinvest comfortably. Thanks anon.

>>30373713
Man this sleketon crew weekend shill team is pathetic. Youre not gonna trick anyone into selling under 1k, thats an entirely possible/borderline gaurenteed pricepoint we can hit.

>>30373790
no not really I was the Q poster that did
139-89?
Q

>>30373894
You're dumb as fuck.

>>30368745
No one likes avatarfags and namefags because they always want to be recognized for whatever they do: on an anonymous board, like you're doing right now. If you want some recognition you could always do that on reddit or some other faggot site. I get that 4chan is basically reddit-lite, now that its mostly full of normalfags from there, but this is why people on 4chan used to hate that.

>>30373512
based deer man

>>30373954
hang yourself

>>30373935
Nigger I'm not a shill I just grow more and more worried about jewish tricks every day that passes without a happening.

>>30373807

omfg he has access to the nuke, someone stop the mad lad

>>30373987
Grow a spine, jewish tricks literally happen every single market day. The difference this time is we have larger predatory jews on our side. 1k is going to happen, possibly even during the gamma squeeze. Yea 100k+ is unrealistic, but its an outlier possibility because of just how unpredictable and retarded this whole situation is

>>30373713
sell what you invested and hold the rest if you really want to play it that safe.
The next fud will be set it at 1k goy and ended up losing even more potential gains when it moons even harder since this isnt VW, ill probably shitpost telling people to set it at 1k nothing less nothing more so be sure to watch out

>>30360738
Damn you really live like that lol

>>30373713
lol no way
Anything over the ~300 - 3k range is copium overdose, 10k if the stars are right

>>30360738
>1247 proof
WTF MAN

>>30374723
>ill probably shitpost
why? I mean if people sell for less it's bad for you too you know?

>>30374973
only morons sell dont sweat it

>>30374861
why?

>>30375094
If i've seen anything in this thread is that the majority are morons, but ok lmao

Bros.... I need dopamine.... I can't wait much longer.... I need GME to POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>30374861
it would be hopium not copium.

>>30375220
i need this shit to POOMP so i can fuck seekingarrangement sluts

i ate 3 whole steaks 2 weeks ago and i havnt shit. im a little scared

>>30375099
Most retail investors and institutions will sell way before it reaches that price, even reading it feels like something that escaped from the clownworld dimension

>>30360094
"Citadel CEO rejects the idea that Citadel uses personal information from retail investors"
Not-Q

>The thot bots are watching us
>Be on your worst behaviour

>>30375313
lol, lmao

>>30375141
meant threads in market hours

>>30375141
I just want some pink FOMOing wojaks who sold screaming and pissing, is that really hard to understand anon?

>>30375427
you'll get enough of that from the market crash this causes

>>30375427
yeah I get it, I like money and hate hedgies more though, and actual bagholding this time around will have almost the same pink.

>>30375427
Just look at /smg/ when this is over.

>>30375466
oh I know, but the specifically the GME pink wojaks will have a special place in my heart.
>>30375479
Ive been holding since January I want these faggots to sell early

>>30374793
Yes also I've never worked a real job a day in my life
>>30374907
Its a high quality spirit so it doesn't burn as much as you think unless you swallow it too fast. its really tasty

>>30375610
You sound like a tremendous faggot. Just laugh at paperhands and swingies like the rest of us. FUDing is for pozzed kikes only

>>30375427
oh itll happen no matter what happens in a market. There will always be retards who think the price can go higher, Only on fundamental normal stonks tho. This stonk is by no means normal. Just be patient nigger, you dont have to spread fud or try to get on the side of hedgies to help make it happen.

>>30375595
Be gone bobo

>>30376339
>HGEN
what

>>30370234
that is a very fucking clever and funny picture

>>30368103
How exactly do options drive the price up? I understand how they work but I dont understand the greater significance of the derivatives market on stocks.

If there were to a snapshot of major events for GME, it would be something like...
>The Plan by DFV
>Retail hoards exploiting a weak point and making huge steals
>Robinhood blows almost everyone up with a halt
>The Great Depression into The Great Crabbing
>The Return of the (Rich) Longs
And that's so far it isn't it?
Or are there other events that should be classified as major tiers?

>>30376891
you literally forgot about ryan cohen

>>30376872
When options are executed its the equivalent of someone buying (calls) or selling (puts) the shares.

>>30376740
But anon, we are Bobo. Have you not been looking at SPY? There is a strong inverse correlation of GME and SPY. GME is essentially a reverse ETF at this point with how much market liquidity it sucks up.

>>30376785
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/121515/how-short-sellers-account-went-negative-106k.asp

>>30377257
Short $SPY?

>>30373960
>1614064712108.png
Lain posting is not avi-fagging.

Another anon posted about Piggly Wiggly and I was reading about it. Guy sounded pretty based but wall street fucked him over.
What are the chances of the same shit happening here?

>>30363942
Callate weon feo

>>30377373
SPY put volume for the week ending 3/19 is wild

>>30377373
I mean, it is a gamble. In general I do think we are going bear market and the stimmies are not going to cause a stock market rebound as investors are consolidating. Pennies are taking a massive hit. It may be a small percentage change, but given how big the market is, but it is pretty obvious that GME is becoming an anchor that increases in weight.

>>30377257
>Dump everything and put it on GME
We are the new Bogs.

>>30376872
Calls are executed in the money, essentially forcing buys which drive the price up

>>30369733
>>30369963
VIP Zone is at full capacity.

>>30359832
Based

>>30378732
It's so full!

>>30379089
>Sneed Provoking Image
kek

>>30360082
Bruh who you think is paying when Melvin goes broke?

>>30374861
Ngl there’s not a chance I don’t sell into the 1k range.

>>30359832
Hey OP
Use an archive link instead of Forbes.com
https://archive.is/878JU

When will it squeeze?

>>30379797
Tomorrow.

>>30379891
I thought $DICK was going to be squeezed tomorrow

>>30379954
$CUM is gonna pump

anyone say sneed?

seedswap.io
t me/SeedSwapOfficial

>>30361045
More than my 4 shares. Cheers mate.

>>30361248
They had that about amc like two weeks ago and it pumped 60% later that day. That’s a buy signal anon.

>>30369963
>macron in ballpit
>>/biz/thread/S27869277

>>30377257

>>30380061
We're pumping $CUM tomorrow?

So how does one monitor the squeeze? What's the exit strategy? I know it should take a few days to reach the top, and it's best to set sell limits after the price has gone beyond the limit so you catch it on the way down. Someone said to keep an eye on volume as well, but what am I looking for in the volume?

>>30380499
>We're pumping $CUM tomorrow?

nonono ..

the Ceo of $ASS made an arrangement with the board of directors of $TITS that will give everyone happy endings when the profits of their joint venture hits climax and will re-distribute the shares of $CUM to the share holders.

how do bet my bidden bucks, options or getting shares

>>30380635
Bro nobody knows. Absolutely set sell limits, even if the hedgies can see them, if you're on a """free""" brokerage app they already can thanks to payment for order flow Yiddish magics.

>>30381185
I guess I can take solace that a squeeze should take several days at the very least, so we'll have time to maybe rationally plan things out

>>30381323
You can always remove them if it looks like it will blow past your sell limits. If you don't live in the US and value your sleep though, I'd have them set up.

>>30376872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAP_14VSxZw

>>30378732
I love weekend threads so fucking much

>>30379514
there was a post about there being some conspiracy about ownership and how they could rugpull etc and they called to action about harassing people involved or someshit, it's a distraction from GME

>>30381423
Yeah, the hours aren't that bad, I'm on the west coast and the next three weeks are looking pretty open for me to monitor the price. I only have 35 @ 130, so I'm hoping for some meme magic 100k

>>30381488
I love you fren

>>30381725
Monday is my birthday and all I want is to see the funny green line fucking moon so I can smug post

>>30380765
So we're getting $CUM everywhere? All over the place?

>>30381834
>>30381834
>>30381834
>>30381834
>>30381834

NEW BREAD NEW BREAD

>>30381810
it'll probably take some days to get to the peak, but I hope it starts monday, for you

>>30361408
Melvin capitol... HIRE this man!

>>30381846
After the $DICK squeeze

>>30381899
Thank fren, i'll see you in premarket bread

>>30366765
they put them back together at the other end

>>30372926
this isn't realistic at all he just slowly slides his paws on her back in actuality he would just grab her

>>30380635
>>30381185
Don't set sell limits. You'll regret it when it goes too fast to cancel the sell order.

>>30368745
I put my full faith in you niggas. Even if I'm ousted as an avatarfag. I genuinely enjoy seeing you niggs dd, be happy, and win