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>>30378855

anyone else buying ark ETFs dips on monday?

I'm clearly impressionable so shill me oil or other stuff to buy.

>wealth transferring out of tech stocks

where is it going to now?

any stock can go low
or ascend really high
when will this meme market
finally fucking die

Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

>>30378959
Into semiconductors

>>30378774
Fellow bobopilled shareholders, what's your thoughts on the next dump? I'm really bearish on the "chip shortage" involved with tech, anyone else thinking of hopping on the SOXS train?

You know now would be a good time to buy precious metals and government bonds. Stop being a gambler anon. Bobo is not friendly to gamblers and stimulus checks are net negatives to the economy at large.

>>30378959
Proof?

>>30378995
Please dump before I get my biden bux

>>30378959
Low caps, commodities, biotech, biopharma, defense, cyclicals, etc will all see an outperformance now relative to bloated big tech.

That is why I'm long on CRBP and ATOS.

>>30379057
That’s a nice cat anon.

LOL

>>30378995
I'm already on it

we're all going to make it bros

>>30379109
>except those holding SOXS

i might buyded airlines puts for Q3

>>30379100
Her tits are just way too fucking saggy

tfw miss john rocker updates
why did he abandon us?

>>30378774
Come on
Is it worth it? Let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i

>>30379166
SOON

Bear market till Lum posting ceases

>>30379350
Needs more Panam

>>30379057
>government bonds
That's a short term gamble and long term retardation. YCC and Operation Twist are the only two cards the Fed can play, but neither of those improve real yields.

>>30379350
guess we're headed to zero

All this talk about shit tier growth tech stocks. Nigga you stupid? Buy Fucken oil.

Hahah it's that simple. Imagine getting assblasted all week by bonds and interest rates.

IMAGINE...

>>30378975
>tech's dumping
>you:"Yeah they're going to invest in tech components"

soon SOXL tranny, soon.

>>30379277
>Mom I want to stick my finger up mens asses for the rest of my life
>NOOOOOOOO MY SON IS GAY
>Proceeds to make 100k starting salary
What if your proctologist was gay tho and liked putting his finger up your butt.
Buy MP

>>30379413

>>30379277
his dying wish was for me to invest in LUM
i miss him bros

>>30379100
>>30379240
God I wish I meet qt asians like this while not being obese

>>30379203
Sooooo....

Are you gonna be poor now? Or are you gonna make the big money

>>30378774
wtf literally who is that on the left standing?

>>30379436
I had a woman nurse dig around in my ass. Is give it a 1/10, would not recommend.

With a shipping container you can go anywhere you want...

>>30379298
HOLY FUCK I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS TALKING BACKWARDS I THOUGHT I JUST COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND HER. CHILDHOOD MYSTERY REVEALED

>>30378959
DOGE

>>30379333
Fuck off bobo. 2 words. V-shaped recovery (for semis)

>>30379518
>20 figure hell

>>30379518
Ok? What’s the point of this post

>>30379203
You better use stimulus shekels instead of your income / savings

>>30379565
>>30379603
>Oil prices up
Shipping costs up
>World economy recovers
Shipping costs up
>World economy plunges into war
Shipping costs up

>>30378959
Weedstocks
Buy the big MSOs quick!

>>30379618
I'm buying a Nintendo switch and all the Pokémon funko pops in my local GME

>>30379565
> He still thinks hell is its own place
You have no concept of how limitless the suffering is

What do you guys think "Smart Money" is doing right NOW?

>>30378774
Lum ID get

>>30379701
>limitless the suffering is
God I hope so, also what stock?

>>30379618
Using it to help purchase a house from my dead aunt. Owning a homes fucking expensive.

>>30378959
literally just oil
seriously you're going to see some serious shit in the energy sector over the next month
I recommend generous limit orders at market open for GUSH and mid cap oil if you want to make it

>>30379753
maybe one day friend

When I make SPY puts, the market starts to rebound. yw for Friday

>>30379753
never

SOXL president here,

Just letting my faithful investors know we will be pivoting our business into Gamestop and Gamestop accessories. Those funko pops are great!

>>30379734

>>30379863
I will never give up

>>30379844
>Saudis announce they will pump
>Russia has to pump for their budget
>Venezuela pumps so they don't go zombie apocalypse

>>30380044
>buy every dip
>become a reddit bagholder

damnit i fell asleep during the fights fuck

>>30378959
it was going to cruises , airlines and oil
but fucking norwegian had to be greedy jews and do a public offering so now everyone pulled out of cruises and airlines and everyone is in oil
we're breaking 70$ brent this week

>>30378959
until they bounce baack with blinding green cancels

>>30380095
Being a Reddit bagholder only happens when you buy meme shit that has no hope of recovering.

7 minutes to movie nite! Tonight's feature is Hell or High Water (2016)!

>>30378959
my bank account

>>30380305
or buy at the absolute peak of something like the 300-400 per share GME bagholders
>still have 5 shares but they are at a cost basis of $20

>>30378995
Shortages mean prices go up which means more profit for semi makers. Why tf would you short now?

>>30380324
ah, another quality flick

>>30380333
Ain't gonna happen bobo

>>30379413
lol birdbrain how you gonna chip the population without semis?

>>30380324
where can i watch Full metal jacket

>>30379618
I hope you're not trying to look smart with that image

Movie night movie night! Get in here! Tonite's feature is Hell or High Water (2016)! Slow thred tonite, mayhaps some people burned off by last week's price action ;_;

>>30380333
Bobos handling business like a boss when their time comes. I want to be a bobo, Im already contrarian af.

>>30380465
that's only for the fabs themselves like TSM and Samsung, and even then, it's not entirely beneficial for them either since they're just getting spillover effect to weaker semiconductor fabs like UMC

>>30380382
Until GameStop files for bankruptcy and gets delisted.

how do i convince the bank to give me $100k?

Gonna buy some GTE on Monday.
Thoughts?

Are there actually faggots and liberals in SMG?

well well well

>>30380709
Yes.

>>30380709
This is a liberal board. I proudly voted for Joe Biden.

>>30380739
effereuimz .

>>30380570
The most contrarian play right now is to be a bullish fixed income investor who also is short commodities and volatility.

>>30380755
I bet you hold CRBP too

>>30378972
I'm eating 3-5 a day and I'm down 50% in the past two weeks and I'm not doing options. Fuck me

>>30380269
Carnival recovered off the panic dip fairly well actually. Now is still a great buying opportunity for CCL shares.

>>30380709
the broke ones are libtards typically

>>30380788
I don’t.

>>30379618
GOLD MINERS

>>30378959
It's going into hospitality, leisure, and commodities, as well as small caps generally.

Also I hope you retards are ready for a huge market pump on Monday. There's a major rumor that the Fed will implement YCC soon which is why we had the bonkers equities recovery Friday afternoon.

Boring investor question - is there any reason to go into total market mutual funds over some equivalent total market ETF in a non-tax advantaged brokerage account?

>>30380570
You will just lose all your money and start enjoying ballbusting porno. I don’t recommend it.

>>30380465
I'm sure AMD and Qualcomm hate it. Sure , TSM may be liking it, but most of the broader tech market hates it and will suffer

>>30380703
Get SOXS instead

>>30380685

UUUU has fucking calls and I love it

>>30380910
I don't see any advantages to a mutual fund. Probably has higher expense ratios.

STIMMIES CONFIRMED
BUY FOOTLOCKER BEFORE NIGGERS BLOW THEIR $1400 ON NIKES

>>30381075
based and bearpilled

>>30381198
I was thinking something similar but was hoping for some reinforcement, thank you anon.

how are we looking for monday

Lord please let gte and husa moon next

>>30381389

>>30381389
Great if you're in SOXL.

Currently very bullish on MP, F, VGAC/SPACs in general. NSH, VACQ, and SVAC are my lookers. was wondering if you guys had any thoughts on these picks. I like MP the most, rare earth metal company in the US (most are in china) and every automaker is going EV. Buy the pipeline.

>>30380324
whats the link

>>30381419
I honestly need to start a mannarino folder. He makes so many retarded faces

I was hit by a truck and my settlement cheque for 40000 clears on Monday. I've been struggling my whole life and I don't want to waste a single dollar.

No bullshit no shills, how do I 10x my money? I plan on donating 10% to animal shelters in my area if I make anything from the cheque

>>30381389

>>30379618
100 12 packs of bud light.

>>30381495
lol if you have to ask in the first place then you're doomed

>>30381495
How did you get $40,000 for getting hit by a truck? We’re you walking or in a vehicle also? And were you injured?

>>30381495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MENWeX08K0#t=10m1s

>>30379333
You just had your day, that's all you get for another 3-4 months

>>30381495
I had a friend that got hit by a government vehicle and took the city to court. He ended up getting 100k and after he got the money he fucked off to vegas and I never heard from him again.

>>30381495
The only way to 10x short term will require you to take a large risk of losing it all. If it were me right now, I would keep 10k in reserve to buy dips or a major downturn, DCA most of it into boomer indexes plus a sizable chunk in commodities, then take a small piece like a grand or two and make some high risk high reward option plays.

>>30381389
should be a beautifully green day

>>30380080
>stranglehold on entire global oil market
>thinks they will increase production costs from opening wells and labour and tank their number one commodity

Yeah, I'm thinking you're ngmi

>>30381495
Risk, profit, and time spent, all walk hand in hand. If I knew how to 10x your money in a short amount of time, I would do it with mine, and I am not exactly living high on the hog on my end.

With all this oil talk what am I buying come Monday mornig? Help me out bros.

>>30381453
Why 23nme?

>>30381495
ATOS July 5c
CRBP April 4c

>>30381580
$40k is not even much if he's american though, I got $33k when a forklift drove straight into my back at work and I live in northern europe where they usually don't pay out that much for workplace injuries

>CRBP April 4c

>>30381730
My 23 me told me I'm part Jewish

>>30381797
I’ve literally never met someone who died for an injury, but I also live in the least Jewish State, again literally, in the nation.

>>30381695
This is similar to my mindset.

Based off of what I'm reading and the little knowledge of good purchases that I do have I'm considering buying

5000 into aht (recovery play)
5000 into tlray (marijuana and merger with apha)
1000 into gme (meme)
1000 into amc (meme)
1000 into btc
1000 into eth
500 in link
500 in doge

And 15 000 into boomer indexs and etfs

The other 10000 is for school

What do my /biz/ bros think?

>>30380801
Dare I?

>1614897501224.gif

I’d like to thank idiots from reddit for paying my 450 dollars for my gamestop shares last month. My home gym arrived yesterday and today they paid for some filet mignon for the missus and I. God bless topbuyers and bagholders.

>>30381730
Mostly just the SPAC side, but 23 offers valuable data and a lot of it. huge deal with GSK. plus, the merger is CONFIRMED and the ticker has barely moved from its opening price.

>>30382024

>ultra zero monster

Where is that “ok boomer” college thot when you need her?

>>30382024
You and your fat wife need to learn to cook and have respect for meat. Christ

>>30380656
i dont understand sorry, why do you short microconductors sector when there is chip demand?

>>30382111
suggestions welcome
unless your implying frying in butter to rare is wrong in which case go fuck yourself butter is god

>>30382024
Are those smashed up crickets on the left? What is wrong with you?

>>30382024
You look poor. I'm assuming you earn less than 100k a year. Pathetic.

>>30381901
What do you mean died for an injury?

>>30381961
Okay anon.. stop baiting

>>30381419
He spit and drooled in one video recently. Gotta get those

>>30382164
Just kidding friend I'm sure it was pretty tasty but maybe get the pan hotter for a better sear, that looks a bit well done and the garlic is burnt which will leave a bitter taste

>>30382024
Please buy matching plate ware. Serration is trash btw.

>>30382251
I remember that one I thought I screencapped it but didn't. Can't remember what day it was

>>30382266
fair enough
indeed I am poor and have an electric stove

now this is the TA i like to see on my stocks

>>30382321
No shame in that. Open up all the windows and turn up the fans and get the pan smoking hot with 50% crisco 50% butter and give it max a couple minutes on each side, it really needs to be screaming hot for steak

>>30378935
Cathie Wood is a highly experienced manager meticulously researching and investing in the highest quality, innovative, and profoundly disruptive companies on the public markets. In a sea of linear mediocrity, her vision and talent for uncovering missed pockets of exponential growth is unparalleled. The opportunity to strap in is right now. This is the free money dip. Don't waste it

i'm down 50% on CRBP

>>30382400
This guy must be some kinda Harvard MBA with that level of analysis.

>>30382400
i studied the charts
and tried applying ta
but then smg
called me a bobo and gay

>>30382472
>this is the power of Pajeet scams

>>30382472
Very needful sir. I have been able to build a shrine to Vishnu with my CRBP gains. Please buy more I need to build a 2nd one

>>30381961
I am not a financial advisor and you should act like I have no idea what I am talking about, because I don't. But personally I'm wary of weighting too much into retail and hospitality as a post-COVID bet. DOGE is also never gonna go anywhere. TLRY...I dunno. I plan to be DCA-ing into index ETFs that avoid Nasdaq for a little while myself. Market is rotating away from growth tech shit. Whatever you do don't lump sum in, it's gonna be a bumpy week I think with stimmy news, treasury auctions, 10yr rates, etc. etc. Drop a few hundred into Q2/Q3 biotech calls for companies with stage 3 trials as a bet maybe? I also like commodities as an inflation play and plan to add another 3-5 in them.

You know why they call it an ETF, right? Because it's for EXTREMELY TRANSSEXUAL FAGS.

>>30382472
You helped some pajeets break even kek.

>>30379890
Will Gamestop stock the new SOXL360?

>>30382465
kek

>>30382400
Jesus christ, don't look at his 2017 charts..

>>30378959
Me.

>>30382679
Only if you preorder it. If you don't preorder the store caries nothing but funkopops and 20 copies of the latest Madden.

>>30379405
Imagine.

>>30379753
Her parents must have 0 morals to let her walk around like that.

UUUU

>>30382400
>>30382729
This one is just too good not to post

>>30378935
i dumped my cash into
a new etf
but i still can't afford
my own private chef

>>30382864

Does anyone on here trade futures? I've been day trading but I'm looking to try out futures.

>>30382815
Her parents are literal devils (oni) like she is, so yes.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>30382944
I applied for futures trading on Charles Schwab once, and they rejected my application because I was too poor. But I agree. Just the idea of "trading futures" sounds very glamorous and exciting.

>>30382944
Futures is pretty much the only thing I actively trade

This kills the bobo.

>>30378935
UUUU was nearly $7 on good news last week but then got dumped by the """correction""", it rejected $5 bottom and I've been buying all the way up

Should I buy foreign stock or ADR? Which one is the overall better choice? Both are OTC and the ADR is unsponsored, reputable company and bank.

>>30382966
no no no, they aren't devils, they're just an oni people, that's all

I need meme stocks to pump next week. Have 100k to dump in.

vietnam etf or aphria for the tilray shares

>>30383176
ALPP, BLIN, CPIX, GRIL, NAOV, NBY, PIXY, TBLT, VIVE

how do i invest in our president being riddled with dementia and not knowing what decade it is?

>>30383255
Oil

>>30383043
Watching futures patterns as compared to real time prices, I'm convinced most futures traders have no fucking idea what's going on. How is it working for you?

>>30383255

aphria will covert to tilray shares but veitnam is an extremely large growing nation. and everyone drinks milk

>>>30380656
i dont understand sorry, why do you short microconductors sector when there is chip demand?

>>30383245
not otc/penny
>>30383176

>>30383291
>>30383291
futures is the only true trafing

>>30383255
Orange or not orange one?
Big tech because they don't understand how threatening big tech can be

>>30383043
How different is it from day trading stocks and are you successful at it?

I have 4k to put into oil. Should I just do it asap monday or try to buy whatever dips there are next week?

I'm looking at GUSH and SU

>>30383255
invest in the ideas of his socialist lib cabinet

>goldman sachs want to interview me in a few weeks for a job
we're all going to make it

>>30383616
I put into GUSH near one of the tops yesterday and I still came out green. It wouldn't be unreasonable to go for that.

We blowing money on roblox or...?

For me? It’s Asian milfs

>>30382996
I like your list, but isnt SNDL overvalued?

>>30380703
Wheel it instead. It's going nowhere fast dude

>>30383718
ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE

I have some Amazon shares that I bought a few years ago at like $900 each. Should I sell now? I don't need the money, but if things are going down, could I buy back in cheaper?

Zooming out on oil is fucking crazy, are you telling me GUSH could go anywhere from a few hundred bucks to a few thousand?

>>30383725
Do you feel comfortable in GUSH as a longer term hodl though? Oil is so volatile and politics and OPEC can rug pull any time. How long is current trend gonna continue?

>>30383725
ERX seems to make the same movements as GUSH but a quarter of the price. Any reason GUSH is better?

>>30382465
Damn, I want a nandroid

>>30383877
buy gush 20% otm exp 3/19 then rollover until june at least. this is not financial advice but its what im doing

every single stock looks like this

>>30383857
I think so, but I am not going to put my money where my mouth is. Oil going over $100 barrel during Biden's presidency is a very real possibility.

>>30381330
You get capital gains at the end of the year with a mutual fund

>>30384011
THE JEWS DID THIS

>>30382465
I agree until the moment she bought mutant fish.

>>30384011
> fed prints trillions of dollars
> there are no stores to spend it at
> interest rates are below inflation so no point saving
> hmmm where should we put all this extra money

>>30383877
>>30383922
(great dubs the both of you)
Depends on how long Biden holds out physically and in terms of politics: Either AOC and her ilk get enough political capital to make Biden change or the old guy croaks and Cameltoe gets in. 2 years is a reasonable amount of time for either to happen, so you'd be safe at least until then.
As for ERX vs GUSH
https://etfdb.com/etf/ERX/#etf-ticker-profile
(See the analysis)
that's the only particular thing I can see.

>>30383367
who said i was shorting it? I'm saying stop misinterpreting what a chip shortage means for growth and profit

>>30384143
Recipe for a mammoth crash

>tfw you learn the great depression was real

>>30384011
because the dollar is kill
post-covid movement is all inflationary

wich app you guys use

>>30382864
kekw

>>30384104
Reminder that CW is a whack-a-doodle religious nut who named her fund based on the bible and had a mediocre track record before riding this bubble on the bubbliest of bubble stonks.

>>30384235
grindr

Lately I’ve been watching Black Clover. Any other good suggestions?

What’s a stock with good fundamentals?

>>30384479
mushoku tensei

>>30384414
>mediocre track record
Zoomers can't possibly be this spoiled by the last couple years of the bullrun, can they?

>>30383291
I think big money tries to influence market sentiment through futures. It's a lot easier to move the futures market than the real market, and the news loves to talk about futures outside RTH

Confess. /smg/

>>30384479
Jujutsu Kaisen

>>30384479
If need a shounenshit fix, I will shill the Law of Ueki. It's alright.

>>30384483
SU GOLD BFARF/BITF

>>30384479
Made in abyss? Re:Zero? Mushoku Tensei?

>>30384551
they expect the returns of a scamcoin PnD if they sell at the top, which they assume they will because they are smarter than everyone else

>>30383857
Are you kidding? Here is a hint: look at JNUG zoomed out. Or USO zoomed out.
This post feels very much top-ish

>>30384583
I’ve come to believe the silmarillion is a better religious text than the bible

>>30384479
Try baki or kengan ashura. Best martial arts series there are out there. Netflix has the anime for both of them. Although I would recomend the manga more

>>30384670
Wow USO used to be $900 a share? Going all in 2023 calls with 5x leverage

>>30384104
Have you considered that maybe you are a moron? AQB currently has a market cap of about $450 million. Atlantic Sapphire has a market cap of more than $1.3 billion, and they don't even have mutant fish. AQB's market cap is more comparable to SHMP, when it is really the Tesla of fish. AQB is poised to dominate the fish space over the coming decade. The stock is insanely undervalued.

>>30384479
urusei yatsura

Anyone buying SPXS?

Also, do I sell my Amazon shares?

>>30384793
Shut the fuck up tranny no one is gonna watch that trash

I got 1100 what do I buy on Monday?

>go to ARK Invest website
>look at staff bios
>COO worked for a TV station
>staffed by 20-year olds with no experience
>prepare anus for bubble to pop

"I was a bartender, now I own a boat!"
https://youtu.be/L3H0QIvYVmc

>>30382465
wish that nandroid had longer hair

Remember that oil prices were expected to hit $80 in the summer, we're not even in spring and it already touching $70.

Sell your fucking SOXL and get the fuck in oil, or get raped by bobo monday, I don't care.

>>30378959
Into SLS

>>30384881
I think I'm doing gush. I have a few decent oil positions that are doing ok already but that I wish I put more cash into, might just all-in on this one

>>30384909

I only own GTE at .72 though. If I wanted to get into oil I should have 2 weeks ago.

>>30384967
There's a lot more room for this stuff to grow, you don't need to buy stuff for under a dollar to make a profit

>>30384479
If you’ve never seen
>Vinland Saga (Amazon Prime)
>Dorohedoro (Netflix)
>Kaiji
I highly recommend
Also:
>>30384621

>>30384967
I always say its too late and end up underestimating the speed/slowness of price movements. Thats why I sell too early, because I think Im late after it has a red day, but then it starts to climb after.

>>30385043
I <3 Hole

>>30384909
I love bobo because i always buy the dip

>>30385054
There very little people talking about oil, you overestimate the market.

>>30385054
As long as you have a green day, it's a good day. Just refine your technique as you go (practice endurance) and you'll get there.

>>30385097
oil prices and stocks were all over bloomberg tv the last 2-3 trading days, the word is out bro

>>30385128
Yes, but there are still oil stocks trading pre-covid level.

it 50/50 I expect monday to be a big oil FOMO day, but we have the rest of the year to keep going. We're about to go to war with Syria god damn it.

>>30383051
This should have been priced in since at least the election.

>>30384583
I bought IVR and SSL last year and sold for a loss.

>>30385380
Yep. Stocks could sell the news, even. Or maybe the market spikes on the news, but then this week's treasury auctions go poorly and another selloff initiates. If the fed steps in and starts YCC, yikes, who knows.

>>30384811
FUCKING SOMEONE ANSWER ME HOLY SHIT

>>30385504
I like SQQQ better and yes sell Amazon. Buy dips, don't fomo

>>30385504
No

>>30385504
No
Yes

>>30384479
Sword Art Online.

>>30384909
>sell SOXL at a loss to chase after an oil bull run that OPEC will eventually stop to fuck shale producers
no thanks

>>30385504
Why the fuck would you hold an inverse ETF more than intraday? Yikes. Amazon is probably as comfy a hold, but will still sell off a little if the market as a whole tanks.

My possible picks for buying into after this correction clears up.

LABU
SOXL
FNGU

>>30385545
>>30385555
>>30385616
thanks bros

Just watched Year One. It was a lot better than I remember.

>>30385085
>ID: bTd
Buy the dippe

>>30380565
>Hell or High Water (2016)
good movie anon i missed it hope it was fun

Anybody know where to find some good educational material on options?

>>30381901
>I’ve literally never met someone who died

Holy shit hahahahahaha

>>30385919
Unironically Investopedia for the basics.

>>30385919
projectoption
inthemoney

can't believe you guys dont like Von Neumann

interesting, there seems to be tons of bots fudding PLTR on most social platforms today

>>30384752
yo kengan asura is so good
read the manga, dont watch anime

>>30378995
>bearish on the "chip shortage"
just so you know: chip shortage is real

>t. working in industry where we can't find chips anywhere

when biden makes his big announcement on semis everything will pop

What are we expecting futures to do tomorrow?

>>30386210
gap up

>>30384593
this. only anime worth watching

>>30386210
If dubs green as hell.

>>30386210
Lum poster says it’s going up so it’s definitely going down

>>30386042
It is the opposite. Bots POOMPing PLTR because of a belief that HFTs are harvesting the ST page lookin for bearish/bullish sentiment and taking the "opposite" trade.
It is pure bagholder cope and autism.
>>30386210
These dubs confirm max pain. SNIB SNAB

>>30386123
We already got the bill?

>>30386123
this shit was priced in 3 weeks ago what are you talking about

>>30385734
>SOXL
You might have a monday dip to buy into if friday was the bulltrap. Personally, I'm going to hold SOXS for at least part of next week just to be sure we're out of the woods.

>>30386210
Who cares about futures. I want the past back

Man, /smg/ is slow right now, even for the weekend.

>>30386924
And that’s a good thing. That means a lot of the newfags got burnt these last couple weeks and hopefully won’t be coming back.

>>30386924
Too busy patching up all the bleeding from last week.

>>30386924
>ARE YOU GONNA BUY MORE MVIS OR NOT ANON

>>30386924
there are split threads right now, which makes it even slower.

>>30386924
Bullish for smg

>>30386924
>>30386986
i hope some of the loses were saved from the week because lord knows most of them sold

>>30381901
Are you retarded?

>Watching youtube vids
>Vid on opal mining comes up
>Beautiful gems
>a few guys are hoping to fully sustain themselves on opal mining
>They find an opal, get excited about it, get it cleaned and valued
>Worth 17k
>They're extremely happy, jumping for joy
>I swing 17k a day at this point in stocks
>I feel nothing

It's a different feeling now watching people get excited about sums of money that I think is nothing.

>>30387288
opal hunting sounds way more fun and personally fulfilling.

>Tfw no cool smg vet to mentor you

Damn.

>>30387288
The intrinsic difference between being productive and being a rent seeker.

>Someone made a split thread earlier and I cant make a caturday night thread.
CATURDAY NIGHT IS RUINED

>>30382864
Amazon BTFO
>>30383773
SNDL is overvalued until they find an America distributor (and if sleepy joe legalizes weed). ZOM is massively overvalued due to a catalyst

>>30378774
https://www.mining.com/battery-grade-lithium-prices-in-china-surge-68/
DO NOT BUY [LAC] THEY GOT THATCHER PASS KEKED OUT THEM, THEY WERE EXPECTING TO PROVIDE 25% OF THE WORLDS LITHIUUUM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7avam/inside-the-lithium-wars-that-could-poison-the-nevada-deserts-water-supply

https://www.metalbulletin.com/Article/3978072/GLOBAL-LITHIUM-WRAP-Chinas-hydroxide-price-hits-19-month-high-amid-global-price-uptrend.html

"ATAO, BRLL, AMLM, LTUMS" TO BET AGAINST LAC

>FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>30387581
BUREAU OF LAND MANAGEMENT SAID THERE ARE 11 MINERS FOR LITHY IN NEVADA, IF ONE OF THE BIGGEST DOGS WAS SMITED, WHERE DOES THEIR INTRINSIC VALUE FLOW?

>>30387450
Not gonna lie it does look fun. I used to play FF11 (MMO) and one of my favorite things to do in that game was mine for rare ore. I would spend hours doing it and finally hit a rare ore, and it would be such a huge fucking dopamine rush, thinking about how much I could sell it for. I wouldn't mind just digging up rocks, being outside all day, being anxious as I look through a pile of stones to see if I dug up a rare opal.

>>30387288
This is the difference between productive labor and jewish parasitism.

They found, polished, and brought a raw piece of earth into the marketplace. Someone will buy it gem and turn it into a beautiful piece of jewelry that a well-to-do woman might perhaps wear as a gift from her husband, symbolizing some memory or occasion they will share together for the rest of their lives. It will live on as a tangible valuable thing, with a history all its own.

You speculated with other speculators on the movement of some company shares or some internet coin or whatever, and you came out ahead.

Note that I don't blame you in this, I am just noting that we live in a twisted and warped world where tangibility and productivity have been divorced from value. We live in a special sort of hell that humans were never designed to be in.

>>30387671
Traders have always existed. Just sitting on their desk, pushing around cloth, salt or spices they never personally see.

The difference is that we are all alone at our computers, never moving anything or helping society. Nothing of what we do adds anything to society or is something to be proud of desu

>>30379565
Mega Rich Light Bending Guy in the shipping container was a great moment.

>>30387671
I guess I should have mentioned I'm a quarter jewish. So maybe just born to be a parasite?

>>30387288
>>30387450
>>30387665
When I worked for the forest service there was a "private" quartz mine that we always had to check up on because people kept nearly driving into it. Seemed like a really fun hobby or job, beautiful location.

>>30386677
I'll admit, this looks a little more serious than any of the corrections since the March crash last year. Especially considering we were at all time highs, dark pools are predicting tons of volatility, and insider buying isn't really that high right now.

RECYCLE
>>30378903
>>30378903
>>30378903
>>30378903