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Why the FUCK isn't there a Stimulus thread? The fucking Stock Market opens tomorrow and that schmuck Biden signs the bill Tuesday with Deirect Deposits hittings real niggas banks accounts the same day.

Markets are already trending up. Lots of prominent IPOs coming up that have also benefited from COVID/Lockdowns but I'm not going to say them in the OP.

Just what the fuck are you guys doing here?

>r/Stocks
>r/Investing
>r/WallStreetBets
>r/SatoshiStreetBets
>r/AlgoTrading
>r/Options

and etc - all investing subreddits have stickies and child threads discussing plays and where to park stimulus checks/unemployment gibs through 2021 to make a return like the 2020 chads did

Instead, just more shit threads and frog posts. Once again, it's proven that if you actually want to make money, go to reddit.

Feel free to post what you guys are going to do with your stimulus/unemployment in this thread. If you need me, I'll be on reddit

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>>30388774
>>>/pol/310962723
>>>/pol/310990657

>> No.30421756

>>30421684
>putting money into a system manipulated by Jews and big tech working together

Just buy Bitcoin retard

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>>30421756
I already did and I alresdy got my Ledger, Yubikey, Silver, Gold, Gun and House nigga

Now I just need the condo & girl(s) and body

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/326-Nelson-St-SW_Atlanta_GA_30313_M64075-98943

>> No.30421943

>>30421684
knowing the irs, it wont be immediate just like with taxes. It will be dulled out over several weeks.

>> No.30421995

>>30421684
this is /biz/, redddit fag, we do 10x returns in 24 hours with shitcoins. now go back.

>> No.30422002

>>30421756
We're also getting 20k in unemployment

where do I park that?

>> No.30422066

>>30421995
Yes nigga, tell me what to buy

I have a little bit of XMR, ETH, GRT, ADA, just about the top 7 coins shilled here

I got some good gains on the early Q1 GRT pump and have been holding since - those gains paid for the ledger X

>> No.30422074

>>30421684
>plan
1. stop buying shit
2. eat
3. wait
4. buttsex
5. profit

>> No.30422172

I read the checks aren’t coming to the end of the month.

>> No.30422211

>>30422172
Unemployment is ongoing and also I wasn't poor in 2019

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>>30422066
this place isnt here to help you nigger. Got to reddit if you want money. Stay here and think for yourself if you want money

>> No.30422247

>>30421684
I’m dumping my entire stimmy into band protocol

>> No.30422756

>>30422245
>this place isnt here to help you nigger

you're delusional, cuck

>> No.30422830

>>30421684
We don’t give two fucks about your welfare socialist state. Stop browsing reddit or stop browsing here, you can’t have both, faggot.