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>8/10 teen girl asked me for charity donations on the street
>we talked for 5 minutes
>when it started to go somewhere I immediately pretended I’m in a hurry and said goodbye

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS DREAMING ABOUT WTF IS WRONG WITH ME IM SO LONELY

Also what will be the price of BTC in July

>> No.49291077

pedo

>> No.49291091

>>49291077
She was 19 I’m 26 how is that pedo you absolute dingleberry

>> No.49291097

>>49291059
Did you your dream include giving the donation?

>> No.49291122

>>49291059
So did you donate?

>> No.49291145

>>49291059
She was only nice to you because she wanted you to give her money

Literally no different than a prostitute

>> No.49291153

>>49291059
Women are literally the devil. You are just following your gut instinct and leaving .

>> No.49291158

Bump for curiosity.

>> No.49291159

>>49291097
Maybe
>>49291122
Yes 200 Serbian dinars

>> No.49291167

I'm sure you can just donate them online if that's your big dream. This isn't some once in a lifetime opportunity, calm down.

>> No.49291171

People who work in service or sales are not into you. They are just doing their jobs.

>> No.49291179

>>49291171
I'm not paying them to pretend to be into me. That's not their job. In fact I would pay them less if it were up to me because it's torture.

>> No.49291190

>>49291091
Oh my god she was only 17 and 25 months you suck fuck

>> No.49291200

>>49291159
Well if you insist on squander your money on useless parasites, can I have some?

>> No.49291762

>>49291200
Are u poor?

>> No.49291936
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>>49291059
>at a party
>a bit older woman than me tried to teach me how to dance
>told me I should grab her like I would if I was trying to fuck her
>didn't know what to do so I grabbed her waist
>told me not to be shy because her housband isn't a jelaous man
>dumb bitch thought I was scared of her hubby
>tried dancing akwardly for 30 more seconds then excused myself and got shitfaced drunk
think it will go up a bit to max 38k then dump sub 20k in coming months

>> No.49291988

>>49291059
self sabotage
You don't believe this future to be possible because of your childhood issues.

>> No.49292003

>>49291936
>Do the opposite of what /biz/ says
So it will dump to 20k then pump to 38k?

>> No.49292041

>>49291159
>serb
Game was rigged from the start, ngmi

>> No.49292047

>>49291059
She was only being nice to try to jew you out of your money.

>> No.49292070

>>49291059
because in your heart you know she's a whore not worth your time. we learned so much from the internet all we had to do was listen. women told us everything once the 4th wall went up.

>> No.49292312

>>49291059
Did you compliment her feet?

>> No.49292326

>in college
>late to class one day
>only seat open is next to this short cute girl I've been checking out
>she's 5'4, blond with very pale skin and green eyes, petite with perky boobas
>sit next to her
>she drops her pen and it rolls down the floor
>get up and get it for her
>hand it back with a smile and firm eye contact
>eye contact lingers, she smiles back and then looks down meekly
>realize she's super shy because I've never seen her talk to anyone
>we just sit quietly during class and then when class ends, we leave without interacting
>next class, I sit in my usual spot
>she comes to sit next to me despite tons of open seats
>don't say anything or even make eye contact
>we do this for 6 months, I look forward to it every time
>never say anything but feel like ONE DAY I will finally say "hi" and we will start talking
>decide to skip class once and go home early
>get on the bus in front of campus - there is nobody else on it
>go all the way to the back and sit down as the bus idles
>I see her on
>we make eye contact for 0.05 seconds and then I look away quickly
>she comes all the way to the back and sits RIGHT across from me without a word
>bus starts moving - we're the only 2 passengers
>I stare out the window with my mind racing
>she is forcing my hand, there is no way I can't talk to her now
>5 minutes go by, is it too late?
>bus goes under an overpass and we make eye contact through the window reflection
>I quickly look down and then back out the window when the light is back
>realize it's too late
>feel my heart sinking as I realize I'm living through a moment I will regret for the rest of life
>brain is screaming NOOO SAY SOMETHING FAGGOT!!!!!!!
>can't do it
>my stop comes
>fumble out of the seat awkwardly staring every direction but hers
after this, she never sat near me or looked in my direction ever again
this was 15 years ago

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>>49292326
Bruh

>> No.49292540

>>49292326
anon just take the lead and smooch or do sth
Shit hurt to even read, sorry for the L you took

>> No.49292721

>>49292326
This has the same feels as that episode of space dandy, only more pathetic.

>> No.49292731

>>49291059
nothing is as sweet and supple as teenage pussy. absolutely invigorating.

>> No.49292794

>>49292326
Jesus christ dude what is wrong with ypu kek

>> No.49292795

>>49292326
Jesus that's depressing

>> No.49292832

>>49291059
lol she was not looking for a date idiot, she was playing you to get your money. Literally a golddigger that wont even suck your dick.

>> No.49292839

>>49292795
You know what is depreßing? Me having covid while its 30c outside

>> No.49293129

>>49291059
Because in your own mind you're a fucking loser and you don't want that nice girl to have to keep talking to a fucking loser

>> No.49293140

>>49291145
This is all women you moron incel

>> No.49293700

>>49291059
Why not ask for her number as you’re leaving. You didn’t mess up the exit, but you did forget 1 more step. Get them next time, Tiger!

>> No.49293762

She wasn’t interested you faggot loser

>> No.49294105

>>49293700
Tiger?

>> No.49294126

>>49291091
damn i thought she was 16 i already have my pants down this sucks

>> No.49294368

>>49292326
Literally me lol

>> No.49294401
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>>49291059
sort of off-topic but I had a really sad lucid dream this week:
I met this girl in my dream last night who I saw in the beginning of the dream and I decided to go in a car ride. At this point, I could control the scenery which was really cool. I made everything turn cartoon like and also had the car levitate. Then we just went on a bunch of adventures where I met her family who were all in theater, and at the end, we decided to slow dance in the theater itself with everyone else. It was honestly so romantic and fun. We got tired so after a minute we fell to the ground and just laid there next to each other. At this point, I somehow knew I was about to wake up. I turned to her and said I have to wake up now, and the look on her face broke my heart. She said I love you. And I thought about it and because she was in my head, I felt like this wasn't real, so I said I love you only for her benefit. But when I leaned in to kiss her, she turned away with hurt. She knew what I was thinking and at that point I felt so bad, so I tried to hug her and kiss him, calling her name but I swear to God, it's like she pushed me out of the dream before I could finish. I sat there awake, trying to go back, even trying to imagine the scenario in my head so we could finish but it was no use. I was fully awake at that point. I know it was just a dream but I still couldn't help but feel like I lost someone special and of course I cried.
I've been thinking about her all day now. Can't focus on anything.

>> No.49294439

>>49291059
Actually had something similar happen to me, the girl was very cute and talkative working for a charity, I knew I didn't wanna give any amount so I kept walking. On the way out she was really trying to get me to donate because, she was really trying to get my attention, when I walked out.
Charity people are just doing their job desu, young girls are probably the best way to collect money because of how other people treat them, thus more likely to donate.
I'm also very unattractive, and never have gotten female attention before that situation, so it's kinda easy to spot.

>> No.49294454

>>49294401
>so I tried to hug her and kiss him

Man?

>> No.49294489

>>49294454
kek the stupid android autocorrect

>> No.49294520

>>49294401
>I tried to hug her and kiss him
Faggot

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>>49292326
I cringed, good job

>> No.49294886

>>49291091
Because you said "teen" and there are only 18 and 19 year old teens that are legal, but still creepy you stupid fuck

>> No.49295385

>>49292326
lmao literally me except a couple months ago

>> No.49295473

>>49291059
Regret is much, more worse then failing . When will you learn that?

>> No.49295515

>>49291091
She was only 17.9999999999999999999...
That's very antisemitic of you.

>> No.49295576

>>49292326
I actually don't like when they're that forward. Sometimes I just want to think to myself.

>> No.49295636

>>49294489
seems your phone knows something you don't