/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49322100
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 1,978.538B, 101P = 19.589B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 1,965.015B, 93P = 21.129B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49204636

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan
>All voting items approved
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>49322100
check

>>49322100
checked
wagwi

I should have just slept in

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Discord Using Meltdownies can do about it.

Man I love seeing posts on /biz/ and Reddit all week long hyping this up as the big catalyst/kickoff and immediately after a completely disappointing call everyone starts screaming about "FUD! FUD! AAAAAAAA" and immediately starts moving goalposts because they can't get enough of Cohen teasing their cock in their mouth

FUCK DUDE I'M DISAPPOINTED

Still Holding.

Shareholder meeting TLDR

>Majority of votes are in, quorum achieved.
All votes majority FOR, all board directors elected and proposals approved.
>Questions about NFT and blockchain emerging. Question about traditional business.
Answers already known, investing in blockchain, web3 gaming, traditional business and preowned still important. Expanding and diversifying in electronics, smartphones, smartwatches and more.
>Question about 401K on CS.
Answer, transfer agent is not a custodian currently.
>Question about stock split ratio.
Answer, not definitive yet, further analysis on market conditions will be done, split if it's in the interest of shareholders.

Meeting closed.

Regarding split: remember, GameStop clearly stated they will approve it. Addition of shares of 300M to 1B will be done ASAP, probably later today.

>Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment
Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment
>Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment
Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment

https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/c3a0c6b9-e00b-49fe-8752-71328f1b55f8

>>49322140
2....2 more weeks!

So no ledgies?

WEN SPLIT?

REMEMBER APPEAL TO EMOTION SHILLS

WE DON'T HAVE ANY EMOTIONS

SO YOUR PLAY IS BAD AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE

>>49322100
Checked

FUCK BAGBROS

literally nothing said in the call huh?

you hyped that up for months huh?
-25.84 (-16.91%)year to date
haven't even recovered ytd losses?
HUH

>>49322100
36°31′55″N83°12′51″W
Checked, based, WAGMI
LETS SNIFF OUT SOME CURRYNIGGERS
>pic both unrelated and related imagine that

>>49322142
Still Holding!

Ahem

>NO Q&A
>NO STOCK DIVVY

WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WE CAN'T TRUST RYAN THE LYAN KIKE

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

>gme baggie's face when MOASS is cancelled

>>49322140
>An interesting new tactic. Let's see if it pays off!

>>49322140
Additional shares are approved, ratio wasn't given away to keep hedgies on their toes, I'm expecting the additional shares paperwork to be filed today, split to be done in 10-14 days.

>>49322100
Well digit'd, baker.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

WHY ISN'T THE EXECUTIVE ORDER DOING ANYTHING??? GIVE US A WIN, PLEASE

>>49322140
THIS, the meeting was disappointing and you get called a shill for being unhappy. Starring to think I’m actually in a cult where you can’t question anything

>>49322145
>Addition of shares of 300M to 1B will be done
I don't understand this part, what does it mean for us?

>>49322189
Case in point lmao
Nothing FUDs me harder than this cult-like mentality of "Trust the plan 2 more weeks Trust the plan 2 more weeks Trust the plan 2 more weeks" and then when we get shit on everyone's like "Oh man Ryan Cohen is SO BASED"

2 more weeks and WAGMI!!!!

I can already tell this thread is going to be trash
Everyone put on your wagmi pants and ready your sneedcannons

>>49322119
>>49322128
>>49322167
>>49322206
WAGMI, frens.

>>49322206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiFgaatXuRc

>work at citadel
>have to listen in to shareholders meeting through a fucking twitch stream
>for a company I have no stake in
>have to take notes and purposely misinterpret the points of the meeting
>have to post my interpretations over and over to actual retards and autists that don't even care about what I'm saying
>new thread
>do it all again

>>49322222
Enabled more shares to achieve a 4:1 split to 13:1 split. Mega checked, WAGMI.

NO SPLIT
NO DIVVY
NO FORWARD GUIDANCE

$120 eod

THEY CANT EVEN GIVE YOU A SINGLE GREEN DAY ON YOUR MOST HYPED WEEK IN 18 MONTHS

>>49322222
2 more weeks

>>49322216
welcome back anon

>>49322222
checked, wasted quints

Gives them options with regards to share dividends and spin-off subsidiaries, both of which are on the table.

>inb4 MUH DILUTION
dividend != split

>>49322222
It means they can now issue 1 billion shares.

>>49322249
But we're green?

>>49322140
>>49322160
>>49322161
>>49322163
>>49322172
>>49322179
>>49322188
>>49322216
>He's going all out!

>>49322207
It's tomorrow, Sanjay.

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>49322100
Checkies.

the meeting was as expected and still shills 1pbtid and act like they are part of the group. Starring to think I’m actually at a curry stand where you cant walk without stepping in street shit.

>49322249
>NOT A SINGLE GREEN DAY
>+3.61%

THEY AREN'T SENDING THEIR BEST

>>49322207
> WHY ISN'T THE EXECUTIVE ORDER DOING ANYTHING???
Because it doesn’t go into effect until tomorrow you retard

>>49322188
Checked and kekked

>>49322231

>>49322283
deleted lmao

>>49322263
>It means they can now issue 1 billion shares.
I am familiar with RC and how he works. Paperwork is already ready and will be filed immediately, we will see it today or tomorrow at the latest.

>>49322216
You ARE in a cult and thats WHY your gonna WAGMI
Stop being a faggot, quit getting hyped for corporate bureaucracy you retard
Think

>>49322280
never have been
reddit get moth children deboonkers and blackwater trannies and we get this

>>49322192
Ah yes, two more weeks this time for sure

CAM ON GAMESTOP!

>>49322100
>people not invested in gamestop tuned in for the investor call just to fud those that are
what would possess a man to do this?

>>49322225
>He's going all in on this new play, but the tactic doesn't seem to be working!

>>49322264
Hey, don't be ableist. Sanjay is colourblind.

Just chiming in to say WAGMI

>>49322249
ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨ ਭਾਰਤ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਬਿਹਤਰ ਹੈ, ze ਬੱਗਾਂ ਦਾ ਆਨੰਦ ਲਓ

Can't lie that I'm disappointed they didn't go for the throat, but I also know the whole purpose of this was to get approval for stock issuance.

Shills and people angry at this meeting are morons, they can't say "We are going for a stock dividend split mofos, ha ha ha!" when they haven't even gotten the shares needed to split. That's why they had to be careful with wording until it was official, because yes, a non-pass means it would be bad for holders to split the stock (if you are not assuming naked shorting...which you are not allowed to legally when making board decisions).

We can be all depressed that this will carry on for longer, I know I am, but keep in mind in the realm of being legally responsible for properly informing and leading shareholders as well as not manipulating the market, that they can't say "stock split 7 4 1 time once we pass this, ha ha ha, get fukt hedgies!" Have patience, it is our only option.

Also keep in mind we may get a carve out and not a direct split or normal stock dividend once they officialize their new company of the market place, another reason to not hastily announce stuff.

>>49322231
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiFgaatXuRc
kek

>>49322319
curry tokens

>>49322296
Shills are hoes mad
I literally said on the thread in which I originally posted my EO QRD on the weekend that I expected a doomp today (and yesterday).

Good thing I don't know shit about fuck so this meeting isn't a letdown or a letup or anything really. Just another day on God's green earth

Everyone acting like things are instant. Everything in this boomer run world takes at min 2-3 days.

Bros if it was going to take 4 years to DRS 76 million shares how long will it take to DRS 1 billion? I'm beginning to think we were bamboozled

DOES THE 2 WEEKS START NOW?!

>>49322336
that's a lot of words and all of them are true
hopefully people misled by the 1pbtid will read this

the pajeets they are sending are fucking retarded beyond comprehension

CURRY DIE

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v3b5ng/all_proposals_passed/

>>49322359
>Just another day on God's green earth
Too bad we have to share it with.. ahem yes fren

>>49322372
Yes

YOU DUMB FUCKING GORILLAS, THE MEETING APPROVED ALL RESOLUTIONS PUT UP TO A VOTE, THAT INCLUDES THE INCREASE IN THE AMOUNT OF AUTHORIZED SHARES, PER THEIR LAST PROXY FILING AS SOON AS THAT VOTE IS APPROVED THEY ARE TO MOVE TO IMMEDIATELY SPLIT THE STOCK. HEMING AND HAWING ON THE CALL SO AS TO NOT MANIPULATE STOCK PRICES IS IN ACCORDANCE WITH TALMUDIC MAGICIANS CODE, BUT THE PROOF IS IN THE FUCKING PROXY, WE SPLIT AS SOON AS THE INK IS DRY ON THE REQUISITE PAPERWORK TO DO SO. SHILLS ARE ALL BUTTFUCKING MORONS WITH NO CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE ON THE LOSING TEAM TO BEGIN WITH AND ARE NOW SHITTING IN OUR STREET AT MAXIMUM ANAL CAPACITY.

WE FUCKIN GAAN BRUH WE FUCKIN' ACHIEVING ESCAPE VELOCITY SOON BRUH WE FUCKIN WON BRUH

>>49322346
where is the dump ? do they even have any more shares at like 100% borrow fee to short ?

>>49322359
based

>>49322346
honestly thought yesterday's dump would be harder but I guess they're waiting for more counteraction

>>49322372
perhaps

>>49322384
Anyone at this point, over a year in, that is swayed by inorganic 1pbtid deserves to ngmi

That 13x split is looking hella fine from where I'm sitting

>>49322428
let's fucking do this brethren

+4.8%

>kek baggies.

Wtf. I’ll buy more now.

The call was purposely ambiguous about the split/dividend because the VOTE HADN'T HAPPENED YET. THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE VOTE. Jesus you fuckers are retarded.

>>49322429
I don’t know but I’m expecting a dump. If they don’t dump today then Kennoid is even more fucked than I thought possible

>>49322447
7 + 4 + 1 = 12:1

>>49322428
But... you didnt get digits...
What did kek mean by this?

>>49322440
yes, but i'm thankful for the anons who are looking out for the less fortunate

>>49322336
that's a nice post. I hope you make it.

just fucking squeeze already

A STOCK SPLIT VIA DIVIDEND JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>49322428
The shills will be meeting Uncle RICO soon, don’t worry about them shitting up the threads for too much longer

>>49322475
WHEN DOES IT HAPPEN THEN

Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.
WAGMI mashallah

what's the latest on the stock split vote?

The EO kicks in tomorrow and will start the MOASS. BE CALM!

>mfw the poors will also have 4 figures of shares after a split

>>49322500
FUCK YOU KEK

>>49322505
As soon as legally possible. Could even be today AH if they have the paperwork drafted and ready to sign

>>49322504
RICO is too good for em desu. They should be tried for treason and sent to gitmo for helping financial terrorists.

H-hedgebros, why isn't the stock dumping?

Why the fuck is gme green rn? Im very confused and uncomfortable

>>49322482
>1,005,000,000 / 76.34m = 13.16

13x, do keep up

If they do 7:1 for the split then I won't have 10k shares, just 8750...

RYAN PLEASE DO 8:1

>>49322546
don't worry, their probability of getting Minecrafted increases with every passing day

>>49322384
I just know people are pretty disappointed this isn't the final nail in the coffin we all were looking forward to. At the same time, they played ball as they were meant to. There are a lot of factors at play, and a lot of maybes. The board has already announced previously they intend to do something like a split if the vote passes, but they couldn't just say it in a meeting until it did. They quickly closed the meeting afterwards, which is about right. Thanks fren, I just feel disheartened too because we got to wait 2 more weeks but logical brain understands everything that transpired has to be this way even if emotional brain wishes for more aggression.

The truth a lot of people might not want to hear is if they issue a stock dividend by carve out, we won't even see this until July-ish when the NFT marketplace launches, which is probably the most likely thing given the stock price currently being a bit too low for 7 4 1. More like 7 4 1 carve out stock dividend once new NFT marketplace is launched imo.

>>49322554
Time will tell my fren

>>49322554
*up to; it's in their interest to keep shares available for things like executive incentives, and they don't have to blow their entire load on one divvie

bobbies gone fractal

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49322216
Wtf did you expect from this meeting?

Dump machine broke?

>>49322566
SPANISH NIGGER THEY ARE DOING 13:1

>>49322566 (checked)
kek braggies
Ymgi hard af brother

>>49322535
>Could even be today AH
HEDGIE BROS, NOT LIKE THIS

>never voted
>never DRS'd
>never posted in the cringe mines
As with all things in life, I have chosen the easy path. And I'm still gonna make it. Thanks for doing the work for me, anons.

>>49322599
checked, still comfy
>>49322607
no more pain, only comfy now

>>49322595
It's not issuing shares though, it's a split, they can't split 13 and give you 7, it doesn't work like that.

>>49322607
Out of ammo... They seriously need to do the split this week it's gonna have the most effect rn

>>49322546
How do you think you get them into gitmo? It wouldn’t exactly help our image to blackbag hundreds/thousands of another country’s citizens with no clear legal justification

>>49322610
Dios mio... sauce?

>>49322625
>never DRS'd
If you get rugged by your brokers then you have no one to blame but yourself for not even having 1 CSGO share

>>49322630
of course not, I'm saying that just because their charter gets increased to 1 billion shares doesn't mean that the post-split/post-share-dividend float needs to be one billion.

>>49322599
stay checked fomgy composter

>>49322592
>disappointed this isn't the final nail in the coffin we all were looking forward to
This just isn't how the world works. There is a thick layer of bureaucracy that slows everything down and requires all ducks to be in a row. Any misstep in the process can set them back for months or even years if the courts end up involved in any meaningful capacity.

I have 1 share.
After the split would I have multiple shares which are in sum worth 1 share pre-split?
Or multiple shares each worth 1 pre-split share?

>>49322592
>Why are you gay?

>>49322662
Why be oddly specific about 1,000,500,000 then?

>>49322679
first one, then the other

>We intend to file a corresponding Certificate of Amendment to our Existing Charter reflecting the approved amendment with the Delaware Secretary of State as soon as practicable following the annual meeting
We intend to file a corresponding Certificate of Amendment to our Existing Charter reflecting the approved amendment with the Delaware Secretary of State as soon as practicable following the annual meeting

>Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment
Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment

https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/c3a0c6b9-e00b-49fe-8752-71328f1b55f8

>We intend to file a corresponding Certificate of Amendment to our Existing Charter reflecting the approved amendment with the Delaware Secretary of State as soon as practicable following the annual meeting
We intend to file a corresponding Certificate of Amendment to our Existing Charter reflecting the approved amendment with the Delaware Secretary of State as soon as practicable following the annual meeting

>Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment
Our Board intends to approve the Stock Split, subject to and contingent upon stockholder approval and the effectiveness of the Authorized Shares Amendment

https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/c3a0c6b9-e00b-49fe-8752-71328f1b55f8

I buyed another share of the Gme stock just now to start moass. You are welcom3

>>49322679
the total value remains the same, but the total amount is what increases

>>49322428
keep an eye out for GameStop filings AH

>>49322692
no idea, but maxing out the float to the max shares specified by the charter fucks them as far as new hires are concerned; directors and executives are paid mainly in shares

>>49322679
ahah wtf anon, back to school
>Verification not required.

>>49322679
yes

>>49322679
You'll have more shares but the price will be lower

if you were actually expecting them to say something crazy during that call you're a fucking retard.

>>49322679
your total equity stays the same

>>49322640
>help our image to blackbag hundreds/thousands of another country’s citizens
Sadly this wouldn't register on the optics meter of the past 20 years of bullshit our govt has dabbled in overseas.

>>49322718
No it doesn't they have a block of shares that are not tradeable for this exact thing.

Man you don't know anything do you?

>>49322640
When has that ever stopped America from doing just that?

>>49322658
Well, no one is getting rugged by any broker. Only (the bad kind of) schizos believe that

Shortchads, we must dump the price right now!

Are you guys ready for New Black Friday tomorrow?

>Is GME comfy?
>are we MOASS'ing?

>>49322751
yeah and last I checked that shit is depleted as all fuck after two years of people moving around. With as slow as this shit is to change it's best to have options

>>49322801
Go on then, how me where you got that info

Who's shorting and when will they get squeezed in 2 weeks?

>>49322799
It seems... it your anger... you killed it

>>49322799
>

>it's been 741 schizo posting for months
>no divvy confirmed
>it's now a 13 4 1 split

Use your fucking brains or what little you have left after holding these bags for a year

>>49322768
Hey at the end of the day it's your shares you're gambling with, just be sure to check your brokers terms of service, you'd be surprised what they're allowed to do with your account. Especially when it suits their (((best interests))) when you try to sell the share they never bought for millions.

>>49322768
this. its not like they can remove the buy button or anything only conspiracy theorists believe that

>>49322799
>it seems you halted it in your anger

>>49322768
RobbinGoys and ChinkBull will rug for sure, as will anything else that uses Apex. I won’t talk about this further, but just know mothkin are definitely not involved

>>49322676
I know, just something you got to come to terms with. But it's too depressing NOT to be hyped. It's depressing to be hyped and then disappointed by realism, but it is more depressing to never be hyped.

>>49322679
First one.

>>49322681
Because traps are cute.

>>49322768
Fuck you bud only brain damaged midwits beilieve that shit

>>49322336
>We can be all depressed that this will carry on for longer
people have been making shittons of money on the cycles and this meeting basically means the cycles will continue. if you are depressed you are given a money printer then you are fucking retarded. ride the waves, stack GME. simple as.

>>49322768
The following CFD brokers will rug you:
RobinHood
WeBull
eToro
Trading212

>>49322792
They call it black friday because the prices are a steal.

>>49322834
Can you believe there are people who think Tricia Rothchild is a part of the Rothchild family?

>>49322888
Who is she?

>>49322658
only way I get rugged is if my broker collapses. If that happens I get 250K per share.

>>49322830
such seething short cope

>>49322834
Well, at what price will your untouchable CS shares sell for if every broker disables the buy button? You think you are safe from the disabled buy button?
They CAN'T forcibly liquidate my shares. I'm sure they are being lent out and what not, but if enough other people DRS I will be all good anyway. As is said, thanks for doing the work for me.

Won't some dumb people sell if they see a smaller individual share price after the split, even if their portfolio value hasn't changed? So overall a stock split is slightly negative because of them?

>>49322835
>>49322820
>no.. i felt it....
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT AGAIN GG

>>49322941
more likely dumber people like the ones buying amsneed will buy cause low price means more shares

>49322941
>not sending their best
Frankly its insulting

>>49322941
No? Those people are already holding amc instead

uhhh where is the dump ? its noon time
giga dump to 77 in the AH and moass tomorrow ?

>>49322941
I mean if they're fucking retarded maybe, but I'm fine with that because someone that stupid doesn't deserve to make it kek

>>49322950

>>49322982
I was promised cheap stock, I have not been delivered cheap stock.

Maybe shills were lying?

>>49323000
checked and based

>>49323000
lol if they sell at this point.... no mercy
those who deserve to make it will and those that don't don't

SIMPL ASS

>>49322857
Wtf is the point of making a few hundred when holding guarantees millions already? If you aren't in single digit shares or higher triple digit to quadruple digit, your final profit isn't going to really be dictated by number of shares you sold but when you sell them. It's stupid and greedy. MOASS comes faster by holding as holding creates more FTD's than buying and reselling. Accumulation (by swinging) doesn't matter and isn't worth it because you are giving hedgies more breathing room when your final profit is already determined by the timing of your sell rather than number of your sells.

>>49322941
No. People this dumb probably are also going to hold regardless of price.

>>49323017
shills are spamming $40 eow to bait us into not buying in hopes of getting cheapies

>>49323017
>this motherfucker told me $20, I didn't get to sluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp

Trust the plan.

kek swingies thought we'd go down, kenny's keeping it interesting

We're in a bullflag on the yearly, monthly, weekly, daily, hourly, and 1m chart.

>>49323070
MOABF

What’s past 130 ken??

>>49323045
this..... makes sense

>>49323054
To be fair, this is night and day this earnings/AGM vs every other quarter, no doomp and a handful of seething SMGers but thats it.

Truly the paid for shills have been let go it seems

>>49323104
yeh that's fair. I'm surprised nothing has happened, yet..

>>49323061
gotta hand it to him he's giving it a good fight

>>49323104
True, I've held like a lazy nigger through the last 7 earnings and was honestly impressed by the lack of fat -30% candles

>>49322679
The former. You have one share, they do a split, for memes sake we'll say it's a 7-to-1 split, you would then have seven shares each worth 1/7th of what your single share was worth when the split occurred.

>>49323045
>thinking it'll ever go below 77

>>49322916
Per account you absolute mongoloid nigger smegma

>>49323140
Bedposts will be smashed tonight.

>>49323173
>thinking
miss me with that shit

>>49323045
Oh shid

>>49323166
>we'll say it's a 7-to-1 split, you would then have seven shares each worth 1/7th of what your single share was worth when the split occurred.

only if humans are logical, which they aren't

>meeting was a damp squib due to the FUD hype
>price isn't dumping at all
why can't the hedgies drop the price on demand any more?

>>49323220
108% if they can find em.

>>49323104
They've been shorting like fucking crazy and it's still vibrating bullishly after a solid EC and the votes we wanted for a divvy down the line. This isn't just bullish, but a reactor coming online. as per EO 14032 no buy OR sell of chinesium securities in that eo after 12:01 am eastern time on June 3rd. We may see some incredible power hour/after hour action going down today.

>all proposals passed
Where was the fud that this wouldn't be passed? Hedgie hedgie, completely on edgie, losing much money, soon jumping off ledgie

Bros. . . It's dumping upwards

>>49323210
Correct. I was speaking in absolutes in a hypothetical scenario where outside price action wasn't influencing the value of the shares. It's obviously still subject to fluctuation, but in literal terms a stock split is splitting a given share into a given number of new shares, each with the value of the fraction of the original share they represent. Because that is how stock splits work.

>>49323274
wtf I love upwards dumps now.

Timeline.

06/02/2022 4:05:00 P.M. EDT - Certificate of Amendment with Delaware Secretary of State

06/03/2022 8:00:00 A.M. EDT - 7:1 Stock dividend 10b-17 SEC Notice

06/13/2022 3:50:00 A.M. EDT - 7:1 Stock dividend 19b-4 10-Minute Advanced Notice of Dividend

Over and out.

Game on Anon

Are you ready to be filthy fucking rich?

>earnings call was 7:41 minutes

>>49323220
Because the split is on.
Shorts are ok with the split, but naked shorts, aka drop price on demand, are going up in flames.
If you naked shorted 1 share, you'll have to find 6 more. That's a lot of money going out of the window.
And they can't just naked short 7x as much as they have already done, or we wouldn't be still above 100.

>>49323236
this executive order thing, is it for sure not being extended/approved/whatever? (I haven't been following discussions for it too much because I ran out of tinfoil)

is it gay if I eat my own cum? my girlfriend got me to try by kissing after I nutted , and I don't mind the taste. Now I do so if I have a wank. I feel good not wasting any protein or nutritional content, and that I can extract value from my orgasm. do any of you bros do this too?

>>49323274
Who cares?

>>49323299

>>49323302
You hold amc dont you?

>>49323310
Here's the link if you want to read it: https://home.treasury.gov/system/files/126/14032.pdf

I'm not entirely certain if another EO after this counteracts this some how, because the Biden admin has been really great about being as opaque as possible and NOT posting their eo's clearly on the main white house site like Trump was doing.

>>49323039
That gif lmao

Waging right now. What happened at the shareholder meeting?

>>49323322
No wtf if you dont eat your own seed your literally a woman

>>49323391
cool thanks, I'll check it out

Wow it was fucking nothing. I'm still buying tho.

>>49323322
Everyone does this

Fucking good day on the market today boys.

BAGGIEBROS WHY ARE WE DOOMPING UPWARDS?

>>49323414
sqrt(13**2)/ln(e) reverse inverse split


It's over

>>49323450
yeah I'm unironically surprised we haven't gone back to $100 yet. Not that I'm complaining.

>>49323322

thanks just sold

>>49323450
insiders are buying

>>49322100
checked and kekt

>>49323414
All motions passed. Furlong talked a bit about the business.

Literally nothing happened.

>>49323483
I mean if I was RC I'd be looking to fix the fact that a bunch of internet retards own more of my company than I do as soon as possible

>>49323420
Np fren.

>>49323483
Wasn't Ryan Benchode Chohen's last buy-in at $130?

HEDGERBOS WHY IS IT GOING UP?? I WAS TILD MY SHORTS WOULD PRINT TODAY

>>49322679
YAGMI poor fren

>heard GME didn't do well last quarter
>price goes up anyway
So, what the hell's going on?

https://youtu.be/JW5UEW2kYvc
wagmi

>>49322681
I should donate grammarly premium to the pajeets

>>49322100
CHECKED

Still comfy holding
WAGMI FRENS!

>>49323552
literally everything but EPS in the earnings report was bullish

kek baggies your stock is dumping (upwards)

>>49322888
based trips checked, beware the moth's child

>>49323385
OR it prompts a recall.
That's an even more violent win for us, the shorters will try to live an other day instead of going that way.

kek crypto baggies

>>49322830
I still believe it’s going to be 741.

>>49323594
bearbros I thought it was never going above 30k again

>>49323419
what about if I ate my lifting buddies seed after an unexpectedly hard session? Is that homersexual?

>>49323629
Not if you catch it mid air.

>SPY doomping
>GME poomping

>>49323017
>tfw we are literally back to $130+ and I couldn’t buy cheapies for $20

>>49323629
that's actually just bartcurious so it's ok

>>49323620
29k EOD

>>49323648
cumisthenics

>>49323629
There’s nothing gay about nutrients and staying healthy with your bros. Stop letting jews how to live your straightest life

got offered 45K for a project manager / business analyst position, what happens if I ask for 60K a a junior? Overkill?

(Europe, wages in US are a lot different)

>>49323299
Yes. WAGMI.

kek baggies

OOOO

>>49323724
my lil bag doin sum

>>49323713
always ask, they can/will counter

>>49323310
Would you like me to repost my original QRD on the Executive order?

need to break above 135 to confirm this upside.

Don't ooo too hard or you'll scare it

Uh... wagmibros...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v3awod/big_meeting_agenda_item_Split_Approved/

>>49323322
I mean technically your cum was already inside of you so it’s not gay.

What is gay however is not holding GME.

>>49323746

>>49323654
I was hoping for $113 to buy 3, but I got 2 and have some change, I'm waiting 3-5 for £5k to clear so I can slurp. Couldn't transfer before now, I also have another £15k & £1600 also in transit, but it's all money in a pension fund, so I can't use it until at least 55 but I will at least be able to let that do it's own thing over next 20 or so years. My 140 in CS/HL will be my main play though. Hoping I can slurp the dip one final time next week

>>49323713
ll they can do is say no. It never hurts to ask.

>>49323744
Is it weird to make a mail and attach a powerpoint with an analytical breakdown of the reasons I think I deserve it?

>>49323480
LMAO

>>49323775
You mean that we already have cum inside of us?
That's SO gay!

>>49323744
Checked and agreed.
Always ask high. They either accept it or you can negotiate.

>>49323775
how long does it take for cum to turn gay? is there a maximum time period if I were to store some in the fridge?

Never cum underwater.

>>49323322
It's not gay, it's just degenerate and weird. Jews are literally dictating to you what your courting & sexual norms are. They put out porn about ass-licking and they privately laugh their fucking asses off as parasites and stomach bug medical cases skyrocket. They are saying "Wow, remember these Aryans who we fought with for millenia... well now we have such control over them that we're turning them into faggots who eat their own cum and shove shit up their asses." Fucking pathetic.

>>49323783
HERE IS THE QRD: (Part 1/2)

>What is Executive Order 14032?
It’s a EO signed by Biden (originally Trump in Nov 2020 which was originally called EO 13959) that prohibits US entities from investing in military and surveillance related Chinese companies that support the Chinese military

>so what’s the big deal retard?
Well, funnily enough, many US asset managers like Blackrock, Vanguard, JP Morgan and MANY others have HUGE exposure to the Chinese companies that are included in the EO. Those Chinese assets are being used as collateral by those asset managers… in simple terms: once their billions of dollars in Chinese assets becomes worthless, our good friend Marge will be making a call to ask for her fucking money!

>how does this relate to the sneeze on Jan 28 2021
Well, let’s take a look back at Trumps OG EO he signed in Nov 2020… “EO 13959- Addressing the Threat From Securities Investments That Finance Communist Chinese Military Companies”. This EO basically did what the new EO does however at the time, the old EO had far less companies on the sanctioned list.
However, what’s important here was the date this EO went into effect… January 28 2021 aka the day GME hit ATH and the buy button got turned off. (See pic)
In short, meme stocks rose hard but plummeted after the buy button got turned off temporarily.

>>49323805
not necessary.

>>49323483
I'm convinced in the shadows apu anon is genuinely ryan cohen or dfv or something. Almost always right, almost no replies, everytime.

>>49323783
>>49323874
EO QRD (PART 2/2)
>so what happened (other than the buy button getting turned off)?
Well, our friend Joe Biden extended the EO and gave said Asset mangers more time to gather themselves from being obliterated. Biden ended up extending the EO a few days later to May 27th 2021.

>pretty nice of him right? So what happened on May 27th 2021?
GME hit $344 (see pic) however Biden ONCE AGAIN extended the EO… now look, coincidences happen I won’t deny that. However, for ~some~ fucking reason, these sanctions LOVE forcing GME to run and making shorts shit the bed.

>Ok so what’s this EO?
As I stated before, we now have EO 14032 coming up on JUNE 3 2022 (one day after our shareholder meeting). With EO 14032, there are 70+ companies that are being sanctioned.

>why wouldn’t Biden just extend again?
This time I do not expect Biden to extended the EO as since last time it was extended the whole Ukraine invasion has happened and America has been more hostile in its threats to China RE- China’s desire to take Taiwan (which is of extreme strategic importance to Silicon Valley and the American military due to Semiconductors.).
Just the other day Biden said that the US would defend Taiwan if attacked by China. By allowing US companies to invest in these Chinese companies, it is funding the Chinese military and their goal to take Taiwan.

I sold some of my shares at 126 after the meetings, so I could pay my monthly bills.
You're welcome for the pump.

>>49323870
nigger are these Jews in the room with you right now? (((they))) pay for people to donate sperm and you're going to pass up the chance on eating your own? stay cucked by the jewry

>>49323926

>>49323928
Jewish claws rattled off this post.

So this meeting was a nothing burger? God damn it I’m going to have to get a second job to pay off this debt.

>>49323870
This is the cringiest shite I've ever seen, you belong on that, but unironically

>>49323911
When does this come into effect?

>>49323983
6/3/2022

>Muh nothingburger
None of you can read.

>>49323983
12:01am eastern daylight time June 3

>>49323969
Everyone should have a second job right now, there is so much money to be made if you are invested in the right places. Poors/wagies will be retired in a couple years while the middle class consoomers will be working harder than ever. That is, if you make the right investments.

>>49324010
So ah or am could be intense.

>>49323970
kys

Something I just thought of, does HR (often women) leech of typically men's negotiation skills?
They're the ones who do the negotiating

what time is the annual shareholder meaning

>49324070

>>49324080

>>49324010
>>49324030
Dip before?

>DAE EAT CUM? DAE WANNA TALK ABOUT HR? DAE WANNA TALK ABOUT DA JOOS? MAYBE WE COULD TALK ABOUT (((CURRENT KABUKI THEATRE CONFLICT)))? BURH LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT GME IS ON-TOPIC POSTING WATCHU MEAN SENPAI I'S BORED NIGGA
Retards.

>>49322100
Where is this GameStop? It looks comfy. I'd love to have a GameStop in a small town.

>>49324063
Bitches can't negotiate what they want at a restaurant let alone in the workplace

>>49324070
You missed it

>>49324027
Yes but time is the rarest of all resources. I’m thinking of just learning web dev and see if I can get me a code monkey job. This fucking sucks. I wanted to travel and make music REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49324109
the fractals have gone fractal, no fucking clue; we're just along for the ride

>>49323911
Great summaries!

>>49324109
I mean I’ve been expecting a dip today. No idea if Kennoid is going to do it or not.

>>49324030
Yes, because some small hedgie will try to escape their certain doom.

AAAAAAAA WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DUMP BROS I HAD SO MANY PUTS AAAAAA

>>49324113
made me laugh

>>49323763
What why did you link this?

>>49322140
>they can't get enough of Cohen teasing their cock in their mouth
Wait, so /biz/ and Reddit can't get enough of Cohen teasing /biz/ and Reddit's cocks in /biz/ and Reddit's mouths? I don't understand? Are you suggesting RC is like a yoga coach helping them with their flexibility so they an autofellate? Or is he like a matchmaker?
>I never will understand faggots and their faggotry

>>49324158
kek putties

>>49324158
kek pickleniggies

>>49324136
You’re welcome anon. WAGMI
>>49324158
Are you the same anon who was on here a couple of days ago saying they were gonna buy puts? If so, I warned you not to.

Bagbros, is this the FINAL COUNTDOWN?

>>49323802
What if I asked for 51% stake in the company, do you think that might hurt my chances?
>uh yeah sure anon, thats actually fine all you had to do was ask

>>49324158
not like I didnt warn you

>>49323874
>>49323911
awesome thank you, great write up.

From what I understand from the shit I was reading, as long as nothing magically gets passed by midnight tonight, we're green lit for potentially big moves tomorrow.. (maybe? assuming it is correlated). Even if Biden made another amendment or extension, I don't think it could be implemented fast enough to matter

can't stop won't stop gamestop

>>49324070

>>49324220
I think Biden and Yellen are supposed to say or do something public today, that might create some turbulence.

>>49324220
Yep as long as Biden doesn’t sign an extension it will go into effect at 12:01am.

>>49324111
Checked
Sneedville, USA brother

>>49324201
>be a daytrader
>constantly claiming to see patterns and makes snap judgements based on these patterns
>be a gme chad
>hold the stock, buying when it gets low and have learned the market as a whole is unpredictable nonsense
How are we the schizos again?

>>49324158
hop it anon

GIVE GME YOUR ENERGY, WE NEED TO BREAK THROUGH $135

BROS I RAN OUTTA DIP FOR MY FRIES

>>49324264
of course they are

checkum

>>49324286
Have you tried using mayo?

>>49324070
Hedge fucks, do you see who you're losing to?

>>49324299
>>49324299
>>49324299
Threaded, frens!

>>49322272
>>49323491
>>49323562
WAGMI, frens!

>>49322145
>>49322336
Well said and thanks for the write-ups.

>>49323491
Very nice.

>>49324281
The calls I bought at 87 are printing money like the fed.

>>49324322
CHECK KENNIES

Sneed on through to the other side

Have we finally reached intraday fractalling?

>>49322916
>Not understanding how SIPC works
Unironically not gonna make it. kek brokies keep crying.