/biz/ - Business & Finance

This fucking board man

Jews fear the indoor booger ant farmer

>>49398918
Create an NFT

>>49398918
wtf why didn't you eat them yourself?

>>49398941
I left it and it just got taken over by troons, If I had my 40k back I'd be here getting it back into shape but that shit ain't ever gonna happen again.

>>49398918
ANTBOOGAR NFT

First Bid $35

>>49398941
no, nooooo..no...I think OP is really onto something here. If he could demonstrate a positive effect of his boogers on the ants he could sell them as some kind of ant colony super food.

>>49398968
There's an endless supply of both boogars and ants, as well as the endless configurations in which you can have ants eating boogars. This is a no-brains needed NFT opportunity.

>>49398949
I have standards, booger breath

>>49398918
Package your boogers and sell them as ant food

>>49398918
That’s literally /biz/raelis right now
Bro it’s the bottom! Imma slurp up these boogs. They’re cheapies theyre on the floor this is definitely the bottom
Wagmi ant bros

>>49398968
It seems they really like them

>>49399048
yeah so all you gotta do is turn them into pellets. Collect them in mass and advertise it as a "carbon neutral feeding option that cancels out human waste" Then you rope in the "ant colony" market. You know those kids ant farms? now we make them REAL FARMS. Advertise it as a family-friendly way to lower carbon pollution and trick people into adding ants who have been eating boogers into their food because its "good for the environment". I know it sounds tricky, but with enough paid advertising for "social media influencers" to do it we could probably generate a 6 month run on it with a target of 20,000 a month. At $6 a bag we need to sell 3,333 bags a month. If advertisement reaches 100x that, so 333,333 people then that is easy returns. Budget $7,000 for advertising and we're still looking at 13,000 a month for a total of $78,000. But then new varieties can be introduced.

>>49399204
See, this is what a real businessman looks like. The grind never comes to a halt kings, steady course toward higher gains fuck kikes and jannies.

>>49399204
you WILL eat the booger ants

well the ants start coming and they dont stop coming
fed on the boogs and they hit the ground running

>>49399309
They're going to develop a taste for them and climb in your nose while you're asleep for more precious nose gold

anyone else confused as to how the fuck you even get boogers that look like that? what shit air are you breathing?

>>49398941
come on nigger, this is nothing

>>49399381
Yeah his boogers are too black it doesn't seem healthy

>>49399365
Horrifying
>>49399381
>>49399394
I'm moving house so have been doing a lot of cleaning = a lot of dust in the air

>>49399309
Alright I wasn't impressed initially but this is now a good thread.

was clipping my nails once outside in the yard and noticed ants come and take away big pieces of my nail clippings
how does OP profit from this?

>>49398918
Reminds me of semen ants
Entire colony of ants that stay alive by the nutrition of my semen soaked tissues

>>49398918
This is the kind of content I like

>>49399410
nigger stop lying...no one has boogers that look like that. its skeet isnt it?

>>49399422
They're busy little bastards

>>49398918
>>49399048
>>49399261
>>49399309

I enjoy this content. It makes me feel like a chad compared to this guy.

>>49399448
I'd be more worried if my skeet looked like that desu
>>49399470
Not a lot going for you huh?

>>49399507
its obviously dried skeet crust. 100%. those aren’t boogers bro.

Now THIS is a good fucking thread
As for how you can profit from this, first gather more of these ants and then breed them. Then research

Ant farm

Great thread, keep us updated, OP. Next time you can try with cum.

Op if you have an any problem use Terro ant bait it will kill them dead

>>49399204
ticker (SNOT)

>>49399579
I gotta get back to cleaning
>>49399582
I don't wanna poison them I get a lot of other cool animals like this guy
Won't be my problem soon enough anyway

>You will eat the booger fed bugs

>>49399531
This. Cum has sucrose in it, that’s why they’re eating it
You’re a swine OP

>>49398918
supply and demand
>you can always sell your body or parts of it

People throw-away free shit that comes off their body all the time. I've been selling hairscabs on ebay for years.

I can get $100 for one square centimeter of hairscab. Good shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CtOielO_V8

>>49398918
befriend them, earn their trust and learn their ways of ancient ant wisdom

guess I stumbled into that weird part of 4chan again x)

>>49398918
This is what peak /biz/ shitposting looks like. All of you "is this the bottom?" and other degen coomposters should take notes(or just KYS altogether)

>>49399309
kek

>>49398968
You hardly need that for ants though. They're fucking ants, they don't need much and they're not very picky.

>>49399787
based

>>49399803
lmao

>>49398918
I found an ant in my onahole a few times, they wuv my cummies.