/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49641101
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,212.620B (Last ATH), 97P = 22.8105155B per
Tuesday RRP: 2,223.857B (ATH), 97P = 22.926B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>49494990

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

Kenneth Griffin, you have no yil

Hey guys, I made a live re-enactment of /smg/ right now.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>49641184
GOOSH GOOSH

using the n word is for immature insecure incels. you will never make it assholes
go see a therapist

>>49641184
the "small mutilated genitals" moniker will be memed into existence

>>49640736
>>49640808
Weird. I've been banned twice for racism.

I just talked to the big enchilada
he said that we're going to run up to 190 in the next 2 hours

WAGMI soon frens

>>49641241
go back faggot

kek baggies

>>49641118
>>49641135
0.5 yil*

>>49641241
Therapists are gay niggers who will give your kid meth and tell them if sticking things in your but feels good you should chop off your dick, nigger

>>49641241

>>49641295
Which reminds me, >>49641241 YWNBAW

>>49641241
Ooh boy are you in for some fun when we use an ocean of shell corps and ???XMR to buy every billboard in the US and put the nigger word on it along with defaultpepe.png

every single jew I have met is a conman
but dave lauer is different, you can trust him

Can this piece of shit just take off already

give MOASS now I've held long enough please

WHATSUP ERRYBODY. Today was a round of beatings to kick off the week. Crypto, stocks, precious metals, even the bond market took one to the chin. Many of us already know that if you start from a lower price that a recovery will mean greater gains - "cheapies." However after the MOASS you may want to consider how to protect your wealth from drawdowns. To illustrate the importance of this side of investment consider that if you lose 10% it would take an 11% gain to return to the original value. Lose 20% and it takes a 25% gain. A 33% loss needs to go up by 50% to rebound. YEAHHHH.

This is where asset diversification and allocation becomes crucial. Most of the wealthy elite are not all in on anything. Land, debt, and gold are invested in to preserve their wealth rather than grow like stocks or crypto. I think that many of us plan to buy back into GMR post-MOASS to enjoy the turnaround play or even as some kind of gratitude but I urge you all to consider real estate, gold, and bonds in addition to stocks or crypto. When Bitcoin dumps 10% but your bonds lose 1% you will thank yourself later.

In the meantime GET OUT DA WHEY and BUILD SUM MUSCLE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37vyoyqppkg [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6QxvlTBoak [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkG_4wvnkg [Embed]

FUCK RADIO DRAMA DAT SHIT GAY MAYNE

GO TO HODGETWINS TV DOT COM AND GET YOURSELF A FREE TSHIRT

>>49641261
>>49641295
>>49641307
u mad?
lol grow up

Unbothered
Moisturized
In my lane
Comfy
Not datefagging
Holding and flourishing
Verification not required
Simple as

>>49641359
Come say that to my face faggot

C'mon Gamestore

Hepcats, why are you Fucking fighting so hard? You know in the end you are going to lose, right? We're gonna Fucking liquidate this Fucking stock. It has Fucking value it doesn't deserve and you Fucking know this!

People that work at the GME stores are telling you this restructuring is a scam, basically. They are being pushed beyond their limits to sell Shitty memberships and Fucking scam the numbers to make it look like there is revenue growth when it ain't be happening!

We're coming for your Fucking stock. When's that Fucking vote for the stock dividend? When the Fuck is it. Get that issued as soon as Fucking possible and you me and you Cats can be Fucking THROUGH with this worthless Fucking stock. I'm going to Fucking go into ULTIMATE FUCKING DUNK MODE and basically just start throwing down non stop jams on this stock!

Do you MotherFuckers want ULTIMATE FUCKING DUNK MODE? Keep playing Hepcats. You should sell this Fucking stock while you still can.

what's todays cipher?

>>49641419
Line go up.

>>49641241
That many rappers are immature, insecure incels, huh?

>>49641435

>>49641419
Hey Dunk, nice to see you again. Tell your boss that we would LOVE it if he dumped this shit down to low double digits. Also, if it was really over, why would they need to send you here to beg us to sell?

>>49641485
>1487

>>49641314
>>49641315
>>49641386
you reek of insecurity. how pathetic do you have to be to use inflammatory language? are you 10 years old?
one day you will wake up and realize we are all the same, no matter what color or gender

embrace the equality pill edgelords

Can we MOASS now?

>>49641419
>Hepcats, why are you Fucking fighting so hard?
Fighting? Dunkie, I'm literally not doing anything. I'm just waiting while holding a stock that I like to make me rich. I guess you could call it investing,

>>49641554
I’m thinking by October for sure 100%

>>49641315
not funny

Eh wala just like that GameStop will never be below current price ever again

Foolish humans, you will come to know the great journey by force! Your grip is not as strong as you think! You are fatigued! LET GO!

>>49641538
u mad niggerfaggot?

In all seriousness though, assuming this isn't a bad larp, this place has existed for far longer than Reddit (where I assume you've come from and strongly recommend you return) and the culture has developed organically to suit the form most entertaining to its users. You seem to be fundamentally incompatible with what we've created, so rather than asking the place that you have imposed yourself upon to change into your idea of what it should be, why don't you just fuck right off back to wherever you came from.

I don't even know what to expect anymore

>>49641419
>Do you MotherFuckers want ULTIMATE FUCKING DUNK MODE?
Dunkie please, no

Just got off with the phone with a friend who works at the stock market

He says GameStop traffic is popping off and I gave him the go ahead for more servers

>>49641604
Kek. Shmita ends in September. There is no way the market survives to October. We're literally a few days away from full capitulation. I'd legitimately give it 2 weeks. Heck it could be as soon as today in ah. Nice try though.

>>49641419
BRING IT ON

>>49641604
yeah it's not til next year, is it...
>>49641652
literally wtf kek

Im watching SPY & GMEs 1 min chart next to each other and something spooky is going on

>>49641708

NOT OUT OF PUMP

>>49641760
Yup.

>>49641760
I live for negative correlation

>SPY crabbing
>GME pumping

>>49641776
Pump tank is full my sirs.

FRACTALBROS I NEED A STATUS REPORT

>>49641821
I hate that that faggot was right

>>49641652
>you were there when we doomped GME
>the first wick came from the side
>in the selling that followed, you hardly had time to notice the other red candles bear down upon you.
>Do you know how long it took us to short your greatest stock?
>FOUR MINUTES
>in four minutes, GME, GManity's finest achievement, became a memory

>>49641665
This. The faggot could smash his face into his keyboard, and that website probably will protect his precious feefees and not show him the scary words. You have to actively seek out places like this and yet they still won’t leave us alone

>make 1400$ a month 15$ an hr 32hr a week got to school two days a week
>gas costs about 210$ a month if not more
>325$ rent, 220$ car payment 100$ car insurance
>food is now 150$ a month and i'm not even going crazy
>still have 500$ish spare cash this month even after paying down 600$ in debt
>3000$ bill due in January
>have 115 shares of GME
>all in all I can expect less than 400$ a month to myself after wage slaving for most of it
how are you guys doing? I'm going to start selling plasma to afford that 3k bill in January and potentially buy some calls on wheat futures if shit hasnt popped

>>49641854
Yippy kay yay motherfuckers!

>>49641836
it is all going according to keikaku.
>translator's note: keikaku means plan.

>>49641335
don't worry, just need to wait 2 more weeks.

>>49641665
yes i came from reddit. there are so many posts from this chat, so i had to check it out
im kind of dissapointed desu, i was hoping most gme holders were like minded but this place is such a bad place.
Im sorry, but i really dont want you guys to make it

>>49641871
I worked 90 hour weeks half of 2020 and all of 2021 doing contracting work overseas, I've got a comfy nest egg built up and am currently coasting comfortably in full NEET mode

>>49641912

>>49641912
ywnbaw

>>49641118
>>49641135
>>>/wsg/4575024

>>49641912
we hate you too faggot

>>49641912
The feeling is mutual bud.
Now fuck off and stop shitting up the thread.

>>49641912
RUN LITTLE REDDITOR

>>49641912
the good thing is that you opinion doesn't matter and never will, kys

WAGMI GME investors

>>49641538
imagine being this gay...

>>49641652
>>49641995
HAHA RUN PUNY HUMAN

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/vca3n5/chxe_flashing_300_missing_a_few_zeros_drs/
UH OH
STINKY
>REEEEEE USE .OLD
No.

BROS DID WE CHOOSE WRONG FUCK

>>49641912
On the off chance this isn't shitty bait, fuck off and if you for some reason come back lurk

Lauer:
>P-P-Please Mr. Gensler.... P-P-PFOF..... It sh-should b-be ended. Th-thank you so m-much f-for m-m-meeting me...
Cohen
>I'll break your market, and I'll replace it with my own better market. There are no shadows for you to hide in on my market. Good luck, you'll need it.
Only one of these people is the champion for market reform.

>>49641912
you disgust me

>>49641320
threadly reminder that Ryan Cohen is jewish and you're retarded

>>49641912
4chan bad, reddit good. stay careful of the hackers!! yaaaaas king

#BLM #LGBTQUIADNMGSAEDRADGA

>>49641912
>yes i came from reddit
Kill yourself faggot

>>49642052
thanks for the tip rick

>>49641912
>vaxxed
>liberal
>can't handle some swear words

fuck right off back to your little echo chamber of comfort. We all have our places to go jerk each other off. At least we know we're degenerates and want to change. You'll end up doing some dumb shit with your money and get murdered by some gangsters or your own "friends and family"

I only say that because the same applies to me. Now that we're done judging each other, maybe you can look at why all these anonymous users say what they say.

>>49642067

>>49642118
I hate that /biz/ is a blue board because I would love to elaborate on your point

>>49642046
nah don't use old. there's like two faggots here that post old links and it fucking pisses me off every time. old is for legit autistic retards that can't figure out how to use the fucking website

>>49641912
i feel the exact same way bud. kills me that cringelords are gonna make it alongside me. anyways, feel free to go back now.

>>49642052
stop posting this shit amc is a scam and anybody that buy that shit will ngmi never

https://online.fliphtml5.com/lfrdz/seeu/#p=1

AMC is a scam, stay away from AMC

>>49641912
this is the person reporting you to the jannies

>>49641912
N

>>49641912
I

I bet amsneed will get one more pump, possibly all the other meme stocks too, before the inevitable final rugging.

>>49642228
I

>>49641912
G

>>49642247
YOU FUCKED IT UP

>>49642157
>blue board
wdym? please feel free to elaborate fren

>>49642164
The irony is the faggots who INSIST on using .old were the ones who came from reddit, since they're so used to the old format. About as annoying as that one homosex who posts old timey radio talk shows that only one or two buttfuckers enjoy. The guy who rips off radiotalktard and replaces the videos with hodgetwins videos is gigabased (that's me btw)

>>49642164
We do it /because/ it pisses you off. Also the redesign is complete AIDS

>>49641912
Then sell

>49641912
>Im sorry, but i really dont want you guys to make it

Where your larps falls apart sadly

>>49641849
I wouldn't be surprised if Kenny himself or someone high up posted here with enough knowledge to accurately predict future prices in order to win our trust to get us to day trade. It's another psychological technique but it won't work. If you knew anything about 4chan, it's that we are the most stubborn motherfuckers on the planet. Maybe try Leddit, Ken. Oh wait, too late, they have a hivemind mentality.

>>49642194
AMC is am anagram for SCAM. Just missing the S, which in this care, is your $

AMC = $CAM

source: stale popcorn I found under recliner seat

>>49642268
I never used the original site, so I don't care about a redesign. Get fucked newfag.

>>49642067

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>49642046
So it is going down?

>>49641623
We're below the current price again

>>49642265
Aaaaaa yeah all kinds of gains. FUCK radio nigger anon long live hodgetwins anon

I legitimately can't wait to see how bad the crypto dump is going to be tonight.

>>49642297

fuck I'm too high, fixed my spelling

>AMC is an anagram for SCAM. Just missing the S, which in this case, is your $
>AMC = $CAM
>source: stale popcorn I found under recliner seat

>>49642263

>>49642367
I need to see sub 20k

wami’ing anonnies

>>49642343
2 more hours.
>>49642362
ERRYBODY WANTS BIG ASS GAINS BUT NOBODY WANTS TO LIFT THESE HEAVY ASS BAGS

>>49642391
ohhh, i just have bookmarks for pol and biz lmao
>still wanna hear what you have to say though

WAGMI

>>49642313
It’s not just that. Every time you niggers come in and scream that leddit is down today’s the day, we ask if you tried old.reddit. You never do, and it’s always up. Eat shit and die
>>49642367
>>49642395
Mumus are thinking this is the bottom. That means capitulation and despair haven’t even set in yet and we have a loooooooooong way to go

>>49641912
G

>>49642487
The psychological impact of $19,xxx will send it cratering to at least 12k

>>49642487
>the bottom is 40k
>n-no it's actually 30k
>seriously the bottom is 20k it just has to be please

>>49642523
>12k
how very optimistic of you

>>49642487
>>49642523
That and once the liquidations start at 19k it will be a quick trip to 12k in the coming days.

We gaan?

>>49642577
not yet dutchie

>>49642605
We gaan after the dip?

they're making us go back into the office starting next week. ive been applying everywhere but the hiring process is so fucking mind numbing. i hope to christ, buddha, allah, captain crunch, even bob saget himself that this pops happens this week.

>>49642551
I did say "at least", I'm not buying in until it has stabilized. At this point I wouldn't rule out a paradigm shift away from Bitcoin, as its only value was as a store of wealth, given how far behind the curve and cumbersome its blockchain actually is; if it's no longer seen as a reliable store of value it will be abandoned and $0 is the floor, a la Luna

>>49642619
It's always in the non-trading hours

>>49641419
>"when it ain't be happening!"
N

Stepn 748

I for one welcome our xenoestrogen-guzzling overlords whom refuse to say gamer words, they've done a tremendous job being a smokescreen and will be dearly missed when they are culled for speaking openly in a controlled public forum about going after wealthy institutions. At least here it's just the glowies that know and they have the kindness to just blow your brains out from a distance. Sure fucking wish they'd make it happen already though.

>Spy: -0.67%
>GME: +7.5%

I love me some negative beta

buy it before you miss it kings

Stepn 752

Stepn 294726

>>49642695
>>49642712
what did he mean by these

Stepn 6790

>>49642704

>>49642729
Stepn is some kinda Web3 walking Fit Bit shit

Bros… is it still Tuesday?

The divvy will hit ah. Thats why all the media is touting a squeeze. They're scared.

>>49642774
The sneeze started on a Friday and went vertical on a Tuesday, IIRC; very well may be

>>49642788
Digits confirmed.

>>49642619
>they're making us go back into the office starting next week.
I'm still working remotely but my cunt company wants people back in the office. Nothing for sure yet so it feels like limbo right now. Given gas prices right now they would be absolutely retarded to pull this shit, especially since I live an hour away from the office.
>ive been applying everywhere but the hiring process is so fucking mind numbing
Job hunting is too hellish these days. Every time I decide to look for a new job I almost immediately stop because the process is too fucking demoralizing and frustrating.
If I have to I will definitely plead my case and fight to keep working remotely. Hell I might just flat out refuse and keep working from home. The fuck are they going to do, fire me for doing my job?

>>49642638
Xmr is mooning after moass.

>>49642695
>>49642712
>>49642727
>>49642742
schizo theory time; this esoteric shit is a means to get you to google them, outing yourself as frequenting these threads.

>>49642794
69 that shit and it starts on a Tuesday and ends on a Friday

741 its the 14th now and Fridays the 17th

im losing my mind arent I

>>49642825
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>49642849
The DOT also just went vertical and is Orangeish Red....give me one more REEEEEE please

>>49642825

>>49642704
>kindness to just blow your brains out from a distance
No wonder i feel so shitty all the time. They want me drugged and cooming feeling useless
I'm a narcissistic apathetic idealogue

I just want MOASS to give me some leverage so I can move myself into a new situation and lifestyle. Fuck the West

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>49642871
...eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee....

>>49642871
please don't strongly interpret the dot

>>49642710
wen impending

>>49642808
OSHA provides religious exemptions from covid diagnostic testing as well as vaccine per the covid-19 ETS. Check section 6.h. On the FAQ try google searching osha's website. My work didn't listen and I've filed a complaint with the EEOC (people who protect teh gays) and under preliminary review they have violated my rights and will now mediate. If there isn't factual reason for you to be in the office they can pound sand, or risk a $50,000 civil damages lawsuit

My religious belief is in minimum necessary medical care, which includes diagnostic testing. Source for this in the bible? Body is a temple of god, my beliefs are basically watered down christian scientist beliefs, not that the EEOC or work would DARE ask for a source. Your answer and articulation of belief IS the evidence.

henlo frens I come from the future to congratulate you. I can now tell you the truth since it's only 1h to close and it's too little time to alter any events, besides no sane person from SHF would believe you autists.

It's today after close. You won.
Also, Trump will be the last president of US before the great downfall. Prepare yourselves.

>>49642935
Thanks fren

>>49642941
Its too late and Ive officially lost it because now i have this weird tingle in my plums and my brain says "ITS TODAY" and now I bought a bunch of calls and 5 more shares

>>49642959
thank you future man

>>49641949
>>49641954
>>49641995
>>49641968
>>49642057
>>49642069
i know there are other redditors here, watching or trying to blend in. dont get sucked into their echo chamber
stand up and be brave enough to share your opinion, its not cool to fit in with dickheads. its an open forum, shame it has to be soooo one sided

>>49642808
>Given gas prices right now they would be absolutely retarded to pull this shit, especially since I live an hour away from the office.
in my companies case, we have many employees across different pay grades. the lowest paid employees have been driving into the office even with the high gas prices. at least thats the justification they gave us which is bullshit.
>>49642808
>process is too fucking demoralizing and frustrating.
i think they do this by design. can't have competition steal talent away too quickly.
>>49642808
>The fuck are they going to do, fire me for doing my job?
maybe. i think a lot of companies are testing the waters on this matter. there are goldsteins rubbing their hands as we speak at future wrongful termination suits that'll be filed because of this.

>>49642970
if it is today I will give you a blowjob.

NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABAAAAAA
SITHI UHM INGONYAMAAAAA
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>>49642959
based future man.
what does SHF mean? I've never known. Shitty Hedge Funds? Shit Hits Fan?

>>49642959
I believe you.
Source: I was there in a previous life.

>>49642998
KEK at being upset with words on a computer screen and thinking more words on a computer screen can shame a bunch of basket weavers who use the upsetting words on a computer screen

>>49642959
thank

>>49642998
you know a thing or two about sucking
because you suck dicks cuz ur gay LMAO

>>49643038
Shills, Hedgies FUCKED

>>49642959
based time traveler anon. An hour is still a lot of time. I wonder how many butterfly effects you just created

>>49642998
I mean fuck, even after all the shit I gave that other faggot I readily admit that I unironically dick around on Reddit from time to time because it can be good entertainment. But I'm not so autistic that I can't change the way I interact with different platforms based on that platform's culture; the key is not being a self absorbed virtue signalling NPC cunt

>>49643038
sandniggerhomofaggot

>>49643039
>previous life
>in the present/future

>>49643105
>he doesn't know the fractal nature of reincarnation
NGMI

>>49643105
time is subjective, relative, and derivative

BBBY is trading at $6.66

Are we upon the final hour? Devilish..

so why hasn't he split the stock yet?

Im currently watching SPY & GME while Free Fallin is playing on the front speakers in our office kek

>>49642808
Basically, since you have a federal religious exemption under my theory, state laws requiring testing to be in office are the responsibility of the employer to resolve. I'm federally protected from vaccines and testing. Work must comply with this. If state law says I must test if I'm on site and unvaxxesd, its works responsibility to move me into a situation where testing isn't mandatory (WFH), since they can't fire me.

>>49642808
Be insufferable at work.
Nothing too blatant.
Just talk about what your cats been up to. In excruciating detail.
Or that time you need to clean the gutters.
Soon enough, they’ll get sick of your small talk and suggest a work from home pilot program.

>>49643086
see? that wasnt so hard. redditors are everywhere <3

>>49643177
checked

looks like the cat just bounced off a rock and is heading towards Hell

>>49643172
"Never pounce on an advantage as soon as it appears. Wait till it stands to have maximum effect"

>>49642808
>The fuck are they going to do, fire me for doing my job?
no, for insubordination and not coming into work

>>49642998
When in rome, stop being a bitch to the romans

>>49643229
"also get all these degens you roped into investing in this under the premise it would be life changing to start sweating and contemplating suicide because it's fucking hilarious, then let it run riiiiiiight as one of them is putting their toe on the trigger of a shotgun aimed at their brainstem"

>>49643105
>>49643119
>>49643125
Quantum immortality meets an infinite universe.

>>49643229
i like this. ty fren

>>49643193
>work with mostly gen Xers and boomers
>they are all insufferable like this
>small talk like this would happen every single day from almost everyone at the office
I'd probably just "forget" to shower everyday and just shit myself and blame it on the office for never having available stalls open (which is true)

>>49643314
>pi digits
What did Kek mean by this?

Sup anons, some phonebitch just asked me a bunch of questions and then told me im an INT-J, does that make me gay now or AIGMI?

>3000 shares volume dumps the price $4
how illiquid is this piece of shit

>>49642370
based high anon, I will hit my pax right now

captcha AA444

>>49643491
as predicted
>>49642046

>>49643453
>does that make me gay now
You were gay before the test, don't worry.

>>49643491
Percolated.

>>49643187
kek you're really gonna play this card in this market? what position do you have? do you think your job isn't going to be downsizing? they're just going to say fine stay home and give you your walking papers. if you haven't noticed the entire financial world is collapsing around GME.

>>49643453
>>49643418
>>49643341
>>49643332
>>49643314
https://pastebin.com/pgUDWYQL

>>49643491
Imagine the digits when this truly goes into rocket ship mode...

>>49642998
>i know there are other redditors here, watching or trying to blend in. dont get sucked into their echo chamber
>stand up and be brave enough to share your opinion, its not cool to fit in with dickheads. its an open forum, shame it has to be soooo one sided

>>49642959
My family was here before this country was, and we will be here after. But I guess you knew that already. Fuck this gay ass experiment.

Where’s my fucking money already hedgies? Gimme my fucking money

>>49643533
checked, stay lit homie. ima go the park and roll up another one after market closes

>>49642959
Which Trump?

>>49643689
reveal yourself!
which family?

>>49643078
I need to see Kenny get hit with the RKO

>>49643755

Damn what do you know faggies. The market is recovering .... kinda looks like it's never fucking crashing cunts

>>49643685
KEK

Kenneth Griffin?
>CHOP
Moths child?
>CHOP
Gary Gensler?
>CHOP
David Lauer?
>CHOP
Leon Cooperman?
>CHOP
Jim Cramer?
>CHOP

There are many more to go on this list but ultimately remember what these people fear and what they deserve

>>49643689
If you only knew what will replace the gas chambers next time you wouldn't be so confident :)
Pay day is due very soon for those 2000+ years of fuckery

>>49642998
this is 100% bait

>>49643879
they said its urgent

>>49641912
Dude I'm from reddit and I'm not as much of a faggot as you are

Still Holding.

>>49643634
The funny thing is corporations with HR departments should have policy surrounding hiring and firing. Any sufficiently large corporation can't fire me without permanently closing the position, or having just cause based on reasons outlined in their disciplinary procedures. Managers can't do as they please they must abide by HR policy.

Fired me because you felt like it? The EEOC is itching to find companies violating rights. They might make them hire me back, and open them up to a lawsuit for lost wages and religious discrimination damages (again, $50k).

If you're going to fight you have to know the rules of the game. Large corporations are basically the bitch of anyone who doesn't want to VAX or test, you just need to ASK for it. (Save for a few very specific outlier cases where they ACTUALLY required it, which are most likely turbo lib shitholes)

00K R0

>>49643841
The worst has yet to come faggot.

>>49643879
They fear the return of Jesus?

WHERE'S THE MONEY, KENNY!?

>>49643955
Based faggot, there might still be hope for you

>>49643841
Just wait til Wednesday

Anyone know if I can buy more shares on Fidelity if I started the process of transferring a bunch over to ComputerShare yesterday? I don't want them to put another hold on my account while the funds from my bank account settle.

>S&P down
>GME up
You love to see it

>>49643799 checked
>>49643879
>>49643977 checked
>>49644040 checked
you guys have a point.
someone needs to have these fucks running with their tails between their legs

then they should detain their grand demon who facilitates all this debauchery

hogtie these motherfuckers and bring them to the chopping block. Then you rear the new generation without all the cucked nonsense

idk about the small fries like DL, best to get those mastermind cunts out in the open and their dumb fucking lieutenants

Godfather 3 was as legit as it got; sometimes you have to get your hands dirty

I know you're watching me glowniggers; do you really think you're doing the right thing? Consuming fools, all you care about is yourselves and your ability to fit in and be the cool cop.

Maintenance = Purging, Cleaning, Repair = doing the sneedful = Policing

eat my schizo ass

>>49643691
nice, have a good one fren

WAGMI GME investors, we are close to a historic event, wagmi borthers

>>49642788
>>49642799
Checked

>>49644092
Yes. DRS before slurping good. DRS after slurping bad.

>>49641241
Based

>>49644144
Spoopy

>>49644144
Checking the checker

>>49644144
checked faggot

>>49644164
Done. Gentlemen, my poor ass is now an XXX holder and I have more money coming in later this week. Feels good man.

>>49641484
When's the last time you heard a rapper use the N word with a hard r?

>>49642970
I bought most of mine back when they were cheaper. Still good to see all the anons buying shares today for some reason

>>49644273
>my poor ass is now an XXX holder and I have more money coming in later this week

why has the gamestop wallet add on only been downloaded 60k+ times?

>>49644189
thanks?

>>49644297
i just bought another one too kek

>>49644316
here's a hint:
N

>>49641912
E

>>49644316
Because thats the real amount of holders and everyone else is just a part of RC's sentient AI scheme to fuck the hedgies

>>49644316
because it's a beta and who the fuck uses desktop computers anymore

>>49644316
Go and download it instead of complaining here nigger.

>>49644273
>my poor ass is now an XXX holder
Congrats anon. WAGMI.

>>49644372
>>49644357
>>49644350
>>49644347
>>49644316
https://pastebin.com/pgUDWYQL

>>49643639
>>49644423
i'm not clicking that

Holy fuck you guys seeing this ?

feeling ever so slightly fatigued anons, whisper sweet nothings into my ear

>>49644452
Pajeet referral bonus sign up botting

>>49644481
oh shit it's the threenguin pattern

>>49644372
thats not alot of hodlers! i thought we were hundreds of thousands united all over the world...
thats kind of lame...

>>49644481
Jesus Christ. I think everyone here knows what this means...

>>49644512
>we will wagmi early next year

>49644538
kys shill

>>49644545
>>49644399
checked

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAGMI and FUCK radio nigger anon long live hodgetwins anon

>>49644571
legitimate fud. its a choice to be delusional
i for one, am selling at 120$k USD dollars
Captcha: N

givvy the splivvy

>>49644640
Nigger there's 150k CS holders

>>49644583
I thought that was an eyeless dog for a second

Also tomorrow moass?

>>49644640
120 dollars k USD dollars

>>49644699
150k shares in computershare you mean. not the same thing dofus

No spilt announcement, were never going to make it :'(

>>49644772
you're fucking retarded

After MOASS I’m going to pay random women in the street to pour messy substances over their bodies.

>>49644798
Stop fudding. Split comes when it comes.

FOUR MINUTES

>>49644772
there's like 14 million shares in computershare anon

>>49644800
you will never be a sex having man

>>49644845
zamn why not

Brian Chode tweet in 24 minutes

Another day. Zero announcement after hours. Kek baggies

Is the split off now?

>>49644833
checked

>>49644868
because womans dont like you i think

This is an important day, market keeps tanking but GS prevails

Ryan if you start moss today I will put you in a pokemon romhack.

>>49644886
Yeah RC cancelled the split and tweeted 'Kek baggies'

>>49641912

Ok SERIOUSLY when the fuck is it going to happen already. I held for a year and seven months now Ryan please give me my money now

>>49641950
What a masterpiece.

>>49644952
Weird, I heard different

Marketplace release or a split AH. Or both. I can /feel/ it.

applying for jobs and look whos hiring. shame im severely under qualified. wouldve been crazy to have /GME/ntleman working at CS.

>>49645021
Two more weeks

>>49645028
Wtf he's playing us all

>>49645037
2 more weeks bro

>>49645055
what kind of experience does a job like this require? Is it something like 20 years experience with 10 programming languages or is knowing hello world enough?

>>49645108

Asking this question is why you don't have a job like this

>>49643639
fuck is this anon?

>>49642194
Anon is being sarcastic. Don’t buy AMSneed.

Motley Fool owns over 1,400 GME shares and none for popcorn.

>>49645169
just a bot

>>49645055
>solution architect

Kek. Theres really still shills here. They're gonna be with us when we're trading in the millions.

Explain to me why the short squeeze didn't already happen and I will now dump $15k into GME.

I haven't seen solid proof of any of the claims which makes it pretty hard to believe the narrative but I'm willing to listen.

>>49645148
Not asking that question is why you'll never have a job like that retard

>49645224
No. I don't want you to make It.

>>49645224
Fuck off paki

>>49645224
Kek I remember you from this morning. Not enough bites on your splivvy fud?

>>49645224
because they arent hurting enough to have to cover yet

>>49645224
The markets are rigged anon, the shorts never covered just read the SEC reports
Buy 50% GME, 25% BBBY, 25% AMC

>>49645234
I made 89k last year. Because I know how to Google. Try it sometime dumbfuck

>>49645262
pretty much sums up what I was thinking about the "community" around GME

thanks, retard

>224
>Explain to me *

>49645296

>>49645108
>looking to become a high paid wagie
>not building his own cage
Much to learn grassoppa

>>49645296
one of those things is not like the other

>49645224
If it was over they wouldn’t need to send you here to ask about it

>>49645311
There is no community faggot, there are dozens of hours of reading materials available at the tip of your stinky, disfigured fingertips, fuck off.

>>49645296
Dont listen to this nigger

90GME/10BBBY LEAPS

>>49645296
Not interested in AMC or BBBY
The moment AMC's CEO sold was the moment I figured if anything has true potential in those memes it must be GME

The whole idea that major figures like red bandana man are worshipped so much scares me a bit, since his radio silence in particular makes me think he liquidated his pos at a point at which the price was pretty high and obv. doesn't want any heat

>>49645280
taek meeeds schizo

>>49645294
I can see how that might be true, is there any data available that isn't rigged? Can't they just flip some values and make their shorts disappear if everythings as rigged?

I'm retarded, thats why I'm asking questions

>49645311
>I don't want to become so wealthy I never have to work ever again because people say the mean words on an anonymous Vietnamese pickling forum.

>>49645400
So who is sending you over to Sneed crypto and smg baggot???
You mean you do this for free????????????

How do I get my GME off fucking robinhood?

>>49645524
Why would you dump 15k in if you're going to sell as soon as it hits 150?

>>49645296
I’ll be honest, I invested in AMC after FOMO from GME. I have been putting a few hundred each month since GME peaked into AMC. This is money I would use on eating out and alcohol. Since I started buying AMC my health has improved (most likely because I’m not eating garbage fast food and drinking anymore) and I still have no clue when this will pop. All I know is I like the discount buys and my diamond hands are here for the long run. I haven’t lost anything and won’t lose anything. I’m rolling dice based off wrinkled brain DD. Overall this has been fun and improved my way of living. Until the pop I’ll continue to buy and hodl.

>>49645400
If I was paid for shitposting I obv wouldn't need to worry about scamming (((them)))

>>49645555
checked
https://www-us.computershare.com/TransferWizard/default.aspx

>>49645615
Just an honest man asking honest questions indeed. How about you fuck as we are full.

>49645542
>I can't occasionally laugh at others misfortune in my comfy gme threads unless I'm being paid to do it
While you crypto and smg faggots do research and stay far too informed about a stock you don't hold just to come and Kek baggies in my thread. In sure you're doing it for free.

>49645570
Kys

>>49641912
R

>>49645658
am retarded, I think that's the transfer form FROM computershare

>>49645615
Woah he did the brackets thing. Bro I totally trust you now

The truth is, shorts have covered and all the OGs killed themselves a few days back. It's literally just shills, bots and shitposters left in these generals.

>49645670
Who's we, n'wah

>>49644538
>100k computershare accounts
That's literally all it takes to destroy the financial system as we know it btw

Kek crypto baggies.

>>49645524
>I can see how that might be true, is there any data available that isn't rigged? Can't they just flip some values and make their shorts disappear if everythings as rigged?
no that's not how it works go read the DD im not explaining it sell if you want idc but once the heat is on they're going to have to start buying shares for whatever price the holders want or they're permanently stuck losing on their shorts

>>49645711
>>49645711
>>49645711
Threaded, frens!

>>49645570
>wrinkled brain
>diamond hands
So good you're feeling better fellow redditor
Take this platinum and updoot

>>49645803
>they're permanently stuck losing on their shorts
That's alright already true. Which is why they'll never attempt to close unless forced.

>>49641912
There's a reason 4chan hates Redditors.

>>49645886
you took this of greentext you mongrel lmao

>>49645958
Learn how to google images you retard.