/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49873910
Who is John Galt?

>>49873910
>suddenly says interview is over
>havent hears from them since then
I hate to tell you this, but it’s not looking good

>>49873910
>i want only money for the work i provide
kek. Op, 90% of the modern economy is bullshit. It's not about providing value now. It's about convincing others that you provide value

>recruiter

If it makes you feel any better these cucks are the first to be laid off in the next few weeks. I don't even know why this industry exists at all.

>>49874014
Yeah i its over, but fuck that staying overtime for free

>>49873910
>being honest during a job interview

>>49873910
>>49874055
>>49874067

This is what's wrong with the youth these days. Back in my day saying this would get you blacklisted from the industry for life. It's all a me, me, me mentality. There is no way connecting with your collegues is gonna do the work much harm. You will probably get way more productive, earn company more money, which gives you bigger chances of growing further and even asking for a raise after a few years. But no you rather go home to play video games and playstations then to spend a few hours every week trying to better yourself.

No wonder your generation can't afford a house.

OP you never never never never never ever say this. It's an unspoken rule bro.

>>49873910
Interviews are when people are on their best behavior. If you're an asocial, stubborn, autist during the interview imagine how bad you'll be once you have a job.

>>49874108
Our whole system is built around dishonesty

Should've just said yes.
Regardless if you go or not

>>49874125
b8 is too obvious anon

>>49874153
Hey everyone come play make believe in the professional space
Omg why west is losing to east

>>49873910
The managers at my company prefer to have a 'clique' with the person that they're interviewing rather than skillsets. Makes sense after working honestly. Mentioning money would make you less appealing here. Anyone else relate?

>>49874125
how about you kill yourself anon

>>49874125
>guaranteed replies

>>49873910
I think you have autism

>at job interview
>recruiter asks me who is someone I admire
>dont say adolf hitler dont say adolf hitler dont say adolf hitler
>say adolf hitler
>recruiter suddenly says interview is over

havent heard from them since. its not looking good bros

>>49873910
Working with antisocial autists is shit and makes everything even more boring and miserable, I understand the recruiter completely

>>49873910
the interview is a game to find the best NPC cattle slave that the company can use and abuse. you can take advantage of this by playing into it
>show up wearing two masks
>refuse to take them off
>elbow bump instead of handshake
>your pronouns are they/them
>wear a Ukraine pin on your sport jacket
>squeeze it in somewhere that you're an "ally" to the LGBTQ movement and are looking for a company that reflects those values
>mention "well, honestly, it is nice to have the adults in charge again" somewhere in the interview
>be prepared and eager to talk about coffee, furbabies, 5k's, volunteering, and barcades to build rapport
>"omg yes of course i'll work on weekends and at night for a company whose mission statement and philanthropy reflect my core values"
>send a handwritten thank you note to the interviewer afterward
HR karens and feminist hiring managers will LOVE you

>anon do you have a good reason why you didnt stay at the after work lecture from 5pm to 7pm
>your colleagues prepared a lot for it
>so what if it was recorded so you could watch it in your free time, you should be there to support them
>doesnt matter that youre here from 8-4
>no, it doesnt count towards your clocked work hours
>were trying to build a family atmosphere

listen Im always going to be friendly with everyone, but dont ask me to spend 12 hours at my job
fucking corporate bullshit, its a company of almost 250 people, the fuck do I care about meeting people that I will never have contact with

fucking christ I barely started 4 months ago and I already need a break

>>49873910
You answered the question in the most autistic socially weird way. The recruiter knew by your answer that you'd eventually be trouble and probably creep out women in the office. Just tell them you volunteer or something after work.

>>49873964
What was Rand's ethnicity?

>>49874259
is this real?

>>49873910
The problem isn't that you're only in it for the money. The problem is you're too autistic to know what you're supposed to say or not supposed to say in an interview.
Nobody wants to hire an autist who's going to walk up to an executive or client and start announcing how he doesn't give a fuck about customers and just jerked off in the public restroom a few minutes ago.

>>49874331
>>mention "well, honestly, it is nice to have the adults in charge again" somewhere in the interview
do people actually still think this after gas, rent and groceries are so high?

>>49874210
The east is far worse, 99% of slant eye office workers are hired to brown nose their superiors. The only reason they get anything done is because they ‘work’ 60 hour weeks

>>49873910
You should have said "Yes" and then not done it anyway

you can make yourself literally unfireable if you use non-binary pronouns, start or join the company diversity and inclusion committee, volunteer to represent the company at expo's and vendor trade shows, and shill for the company on your personal Linkedin page. it doesn't matter if you don't do any actual work. just the appearance of going the extra mile in a very visible, superficial way, plus being a non-binary trans freak (in pronouns only, still dress and act normally) will make you untouchable

>>49873964
>>49874411
Who is Alissa Rosenbaum?

IDIOT you have to say you have no problem with that, then when they ask you to stay overtime you say you had a family gathering or come with some bullshit excuse

>>49873910
You're supposed to lie and tell them that you live to fucking kiss the asses of all your coworkers.
After hiring you then you can tell them you aren't going to work overtime for free.

>>49874426
If I was an executive I would raise the autist to management, no one will rule better than an autist with power

>>49874440
yes. they would gladly pay $10 at the pump to fight for "democracy" against "that evil butcher Putin." these are the same people wanting toddlers to cut their dicks off and newborns to get covid vaccines.

>here for the money
>doesn't want overtime pay
nigga u lie

>>49873910
You just dodged a bullet. Time and health is the most valuable assets you have. Don't waste it trying to appease normies and HR roasties. Find an employer who respects your free time, not demanding it.

>>49873910
you should be a contractor through a staffing firm

>>49874108

^ This. I literally pulled a George Castanza once.

Walked into a factory job that I didn't give a shit about and told them I had a bachelor's in Finance and an associates in buisness and accounting.

I was immediately placed under the CFO after a stupid IQ test which is basically illegal.

The position had nothing to do with stocks, bonds or trading/investing I'm general.

I bullshitted my way through the first couple days of training and was somehow eventually left alone. I lasted 4 weeks and then was called into the office by the CEO and HR.

They asked me if everything was going okay and why my paperwork made absolutely no sense whatsoever. I immediately said I quit, got up and walked out of the room.

I got payed for all 4 weeks.

>>49874067
Did they say it would be uncompensated? Or did you turn down an offer for more money with an ill-informed outburst?

>>49873910
>why the fuk is every job around social gathering
You now get it.
There are no actual jobs anymore.
This is the true horror of a service based economy.
The only thing you have left to say is
>thanks communism.

>>49874576
It was hinted as social gathering so free overtime but not actual work but like talking with your colleagues and that stuff

>>49874559
You weren't Penske material

>>49873910
Just lie

>>49874648

https://youtu.be/8sCJMjuEkpw

At the interview you tell them what they want to hear. When you get the job then you do what you want to do. In short, this: >>49874703

>>49874481
This. Corpos are retards that have let the PC homogenization get in the way of efficiency. Every single dumbfuck in this thread that says otherwise doesn't know how to turn a profit.
>muh close knitted family atmosphere
It's a fucking COMPANY to make MONEY. You don't force networking amongst your staff. If anything it only generates more workplace related suits and conflicts. That is why you will NEVER have a AAA corporation. And every AAA Corp that doesn't see efficiency and liability as its predominant concerns is doomed to the trash heap. Too big to fail types included. You're doing okay now? Just wait til disgruntled worker Jimbob decides to take you to the cleaners because of social issue x, y, and z.

Oy fuckin vey.

>At a job interview was asked if I considered work one of the most important parts of my life
>Effectively tell them in a not-idiotic way like OP that fuck no I don't
>They're genuinely thankful about that and I get the job

>>49873910
Job interviews have become nothing more than a humiliation ritual for wagies. If you wanted the job you should have replied:
>Yes sir, I can do overtime with no extra pay sir, would you like me to clean your asshole for you too Mr. Shekelberg? I am so so soooo grateful for you giving me this opportunity to stock cat food at your store for pennies, and of course I'll attend diversity training for being a horrible white man.

>>49873910

Really OP you could have handled this exceedingly better. Instead of saying 'it's all about the money for me' which signals you'll job ship at the first opportunity to make a higher salary, you tell them that no because you value a healthy work-life balance and don't wish to burn yourself out

>>49874839
>you'll job ship
you'll jump ship*

>>49874825
>shekelberg
A jew worth his salt would not open himself up to such potential liability. That's the problem. It's boomers and new age zoombots doing this. Team building exercises are useless. You hold a meeting for sales or marketing, talking about your feelings is for the feedback box and that can be addressed at a scheduled meeting amongst various other trite issues that can be resolved. This tactic of pushing people who are not all compatible together into a forced exercise only builds contempt and breeds drama.

>>49874125
2/10. Not even boomers are this out of touch. Apply yourself

>>49874259
damn she looks like shit

Say "sure". And then ask them which day of the week is "double pay" day. When they say there is t one, feign confusion and tell them that the interview is over.

>>49874125

>>49873910
> “why yes i love SOCIALIZING with coworkers! Its in my DNA!”
> gets hired
> two weeks later
> hey anon can you stay for our diversity and inclusion meeting?
> “sorry my mom’s sick, i need to take care of her every evening for the next two year”
> turns 360 degrees and walk away

>>49874559
absolutely mega based

>>49874298
I always say Obama and HR trannies love it

>>49874825
You don't get good jobs this way though. Excessive ass-kissing when interviewing signals low value.

>>49873910
Sounds like you dodged a massive bullet OP, not sure why you're complaining. Do you want to work at a place where most people answered yes to that question?

I fucking hate having to be social with coworkers, and it isn't long working at a place that people begin to see me as 'the quiet guy'. But at least I have the sense to pretend that I don't mind hanging out when I'm at the job interview stage.

>>49874153
No op was right fuck this shitty system being afraid of these asshats like they are gods is why shit is like this

>>49875813
>turns 360 degrees
>walks into HR roastie, knocking over xer impossible whopper and Tim Hortons XL coffee "snack"

>>49874559

>>49874259
>>49875670
Incels are also pedophiles. As expected from failures. Kys

>interview for entry level job
>exaggerate my portfolio work
>exaggerate how much I worked with a company
>they call up that company, boss covers for me
>contract signed
>will start work soon

I just feel like I'm going to get rugpulled before I can start work. Like I'll get an email that says 'Anon, we're afraid after looking into your resume...' and I'm fucked.

On the other hand I could be completely overthinking things and it's all fine. If there was an issue would it take them more than a week to find it after the job contract is signed? I dunno.

>>49873910
you deserve this for not lying to get the job

>>49880033
>exaggerate
This is the key word. When you hear stats that say 50% of people or whatever lie on their resume, what they're really doing is exaggerating. That's perfectly normal and acceptable, in fact it's almost encouraged (you want to sell yourself, as they always say). What'll fuck you over (despite what neet LARPers on here say) is lying. Actually fabricating projects and experience is a serious enough violation that they will instantly fire you when they find out, even if it's years later. As long as you're not lying and are only exaggerating you're fine.

>>49874559
Jesus Christ lmfao

>>49874839
This. You can say you’re only there to do your job without making it seem like money is the most important thing ever. They probably thought that you would be applying for higher paying jobs and leave within the first like 3-4 months.

>>49873910
If you really want that you have to be in a union

>>49873910
I think you autists play too much vidya you think a job is like grinding for items in an RPG. Companies want someone who can work well with the team not some dude sitting in a corner that won't talk to anyone

>>49874259
michael jackson

>>49880033
Nah you're good I lied about way more and nothing ever happened

>>49873910
If you’re waging, most jobs you will have will force you to work in some form of team. Think of it as a job requirement. That said, if your employer requires you to engage in team building activities you should do it during working hours or get compensated ot working over if they request you stay late.

>>49874803
>It's a fucking COMPANY to make MONEY.
90% of the global economy is service industry. The goal is to jerk each other off, not to produce anything.

>>49874411
kike

>>49880033
Youre home free anon, relax and enjoy, congratulations, you got the job

As a hiring manager I ask this question to filter out aspies. We don't need or want you

>>49880033
I literally made up having a degree dude I think you're fine.

>>49874411
Russian jew

>>49873910
>connect better with colleagues
Does this mean dink some beers and talk about what you're reading, or do more work off the clock?

>>49874125
No company & colleagues care about you. Have seen this numerous time across startups & biggies. Money is friend of value exchange. Take that, invest, /make it/ and do something wonderful & satisfactory.

>>49874125
*ssssiiipppp* Ahhh, back in my day bait was less obvious, you KIDS just don't understand the finer art of a trolling

>drink a beer before an interview
>rant about how shitty my previous employer was
>ask for super high salary
>brag about having other work offers and processes
>After interview, receive mail
>"Sorry Anon, you don't fit into our culture."

This made me realized how much you have to pretend during an interview. This is 100% a show

>>49874559
Unbelievable, but I do believe it

>>49874331
Also if you want to get more interviews make sure you check the bisexual box on the demographic questionaire. Even if they picked someone to hire they'll still give an interview out of fear of a lawsuit. My room mate did that to gibsmax his unemployment benefits for a whole year (continuing benefits requires interviews). They aren't allowed to talk about it during the interview anyways

>>49874067
and this is why
WORK UNION
LIVE BETTER

>>49874067
>say yeah you’re okay with that
>get hired
>just don’t fucking do it
>profit…???