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50214495 No.50214495 [Reply] [Original]

Now that crypto became irrelevant in the eyes of normies how the fuck am I supposed to get laid? If I tell a whore about my ETH holdings she’ll probably just laugh in my face. She’ll probably also call the police or something and claim I raped her. Help me out bros.

>> No.50214543

>>50214495
just sell your ETH and pay a whore.

>> No.50214560

Imagine being such a looser thinking that turning into a cryptobro would get him laid.

>> No.50214581

just say what your net worth is, you don't need to disclose that you hold crypto or ETH, be smarter OP

>> No.50214592

>>50214581
Based information

>> No.50214641

>>50214495
You stupid cunt mouthed piece of shit

>> No.50214651

>>50214581
he is right, how come you didn't think of this? are you dumb or something?

>> No.50214697

>>50214651
yes, he actually is retarded due severe brain damage who the fuck crypto is automatically getting you laid lmao.

>> No.50214760

>>50214495
its better that way

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50214797

you too OP?

>> No.50214799

She’s unironically going to prison along with the pedophile man

>> No.50214876

>>50214799
???? you got the wrong thread or something anon?

>> No.50214905

>>50214799
yes
>>50214876
yes

>> No.50214937

>>50214641
calm down anon

>> No.50214987

IN THE ENDDDDD IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERRR

>> No.50215009

>irrelevant in the eyes of normies
oh honey we are not that lucky

>> No.50215090

nah shew wont dont worry about it op

>> No.50215111

Well if you want to be less irrelevant, get fucking some conversational sillz and get fit using StepN as an excuse to workout/profit everyday, those bitchs jogging everyday will love you

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50215131

>>50214495
>incels are insolvent
great

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50215134

>>50215111
yessir

>> No.50215189

>>50215111
cool

>> No.50215221

>>50214799
he meant the muffin man

>> No.50215326

but yeah no, crypto is far from being over for what normies stand for, in fact you can impress any girl saying you earn passively while jogging with stepn or the 0 layer shit that saves the planet or whatever they dont know what you're talking about but they would be impressed nontheless

>> No.50215366

idk about cryptocels but NFTcels like me can get away with being pretentious about their 'art' and its value
tho yeah i did suffer a bit during market crash but all is well now with staking on Artlink

>> No.50215382

Congrats you are verifiably psychotic you stupid piece of fucking shit nazi cumbag of pedophilic manifestations enjoy your commie dreams in fucking hell

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50215411

I hope you know how to tie a fucking noose. If not you will learn you piece of shit.

>> No.50215502

>>50215411
Meds now