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>>50234286
>mfw no npc gf

>>50234286
yea, you'll keep finding shit for 3-6 months.
but then you're good for 4 years or so.

>>50234286
Are they meninites or somethign?
Also learn to fucking do repairs yourself you have youtube and every boomer wannabe for the last decade has been uploading homeowner tutorials.

Trad wife..I guess
Traditionally women are retards

>>50234338
I remember 4 years earlier home depot forecasted pretty shit growth because millennials just hire contractors.
so they made an instructional video of how to use a hammer.
oh my.

>>50234316
That's the complete opposite of normie

>>50234316
>a girl oblivious to pop culture references is npc...
Sorry buddy I think you are the npc here

>>50234336
IT fucking sucks. FUC K FUCK FUCKING FUJCK
FUCK FUCK
Roof fucking leaks now window is dripping this tan colored bullshit probably leaking too. FUCKING AC is making a weird ass noise.
FUUUUUUCK

>>50234286
LOL DUMB BITCH BATMAN ISNT IN A HORROR AND FLM DOESNT STAND FOR THAT DUMB BITCH

>>50234286
Welcome to adulthood. What needs 15k worth of repairs?

>>50234316
>>50234338
>>50234345
>>50234414
cutting your wife off from access to the outside world is called spousal abuse and it's illegal

>>50234415

Man up to the challenge, Nextdoor can be good for getting local recommendations for work to be done for anything you look up on youtube and don't want to try yourself. No one said homeownership is easy, still beats the hell out of rentcucking

>>50234482
No. It’s based

>>50234482
Its a blessing not knowing stupid shit like what batman is. I'm envious of her.

>>50234482
SHES AMISH YOU DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE CUNT, ILL CYBER BULLY YOU FAGGOT
GO BACK
>GO BACK
GO BACK
>GO BACK
GO BACK
>GO BACK
CMON YA FAKN BITCOOOIN

>>50234415
when I bought my first house, the guy who sold me it knew the AC wasn't working, so he topped it off with coolant, passed the home inspection (normal operating temperatures), and HVAC died after 1 week of owning.
found a bucket underneath the HVAC to catch leaking coolant. whole system had to be torn out and replaced, inside + outside.
however home warranty covered it since we passed the home inspection.

>>50234415
Missing the days when you could just call the landlord and have it all done for you?

>>50234286
holy shit based, where can i find a trad gf?

im from england but would move to amish state tomorrow just to see her smile once more

>>50234510
>CMON YA FAKN BITCOOOIN
audible kek

>>50234286
>he thinks amish girls are pure

i once saw three amish girls shopping for thongs and bras in a victoria's secret. this was at the king of prussia mall, not far from where REAL amish live.

>>50234482
that's like saying cutting off your 8 year old from pornhub is child abuse... then again kikes and faggots like you probably already think that.
Modern "culture" is pure cancer, if I could remove it from all aspects of it from my and my families life I would do it in a heartbeat.

>>50234358
contractors use home depot though

>>50234482
gr8 b8 m8

>>50234286
you're thinking wrong. its never done. there will always be stuff to do to your property.

I move din 3 years ago and it is like night and day now. I made progress little by little and was way less of a whiny faggot than you

Sure, but now you have the FREEDOM to watch the biggest investment of your life slowly rot away into disrepair. :3

>>50234547
Sorry englanders arent allowed to be happy

>>50234415
Can confirm as a timber salesman, this is what is called tannin stains. Usually as a result of moisture leaving timber brown stains are left over. Some oxalic acid crystals will fix it mate.

>>50234672
>oxalic acid crystals
Thanks anon, built the house is like 10 years old, why would it still leak that brown shit from the window seal after a storm?

>>50234358
I'm handy but I'm not going to redo my roof or siding or put new windows in over the weekend.

>>50234547
You give up ownership of private property in alot of these communities.

>>50234640
It's not freedom, it feels like slavery.

>>50234286

>>50234286
god she's perfect is there a way to become amish?

>>50234286
>american housing

Topkek

>>50234482
cutting off from access to BBC should be illegal

>>50234286
That's nice.

>>50234338
I think so, possibly Hutterite.

>>50234482
weird bait.

Who here remembers the heavy built anons who got asked by amish fathers to mount their daughters? They even got paid for it. The father would sit there and watch some times, they said it all mechanical and business.

Fuckers need workhorse children and will ask big guys to mount their daughters kek.

>>50234286
I’m in love. OMG who are these angels?

>>50234286
I love her so much, bros.

>>50234316
You're dumb.
>>50234482
No.

>>50234286
>amishgf3
>3
post others, NOW

>>50234286
>no one caring their fantasy trad waifu is named Colby

fucking Colby? Does she play with those little finger skateboards too? Can't she just be Mary or something

>>50234345
KYS

>>50234704
So like everywhere else on the planet?

>>50235122
I'm down for being Amish, just not watching me.

>>50234469
Get yourself an urban high test jogger and gtfo off my board

>>50234286
>amish
>has an electronic microwave in kitchen
fucking larping roastie.

>>50235389
Yup.
>Hurrdurr family must learn

>>50235122
that was me. i have impregnated over 500 teenage girls, $1000 a pop. anyway do you want to buy these magic beans

>>50234286
It's a pain in the ass. You have to live very carefully and even then shit breaks. The benefit is you either will get fucked hard or learn to budget for uncertain outcomes. Replacing a roof is a nightmare, a water heater, an HVAC system, an appliance, but that shit will happen. Not all of it, maybe, but some of it certainly. It will make you into a man though. A girl not returning your texts is completely meaningless and laughable compared to a flood in your basement.

>>50235352
Did you post this from a library computer?

>>50234479
Nothing does. OP is a liar that still lives with thier parents.
>>50234286
>LOL LARP THREAD
Fuck off and die redditor.

>>50234286
>friends buy house off some crazy lady that's dying anyways years ago
>get a bunch of cool shit and furniture for free with the house
>lady swore up and down that the house was maintained and that everything was checked and good
>roof leaks
>mold in the crawl space
>basement floods when it rains and pumps all the shit flushed down the toilet into the basement
>HVAC system busted
>downstairs isn't fully insulated so half the house is unlivable in the summer and winter
>yard is fully of really aggressive invasive weeds, including a few poisonous ones
>every neighbor on the block is a cunt because half of them are industrial businesses
>housing market is so bad that they can sell this piece of shit for 2-3x what they paid
>but they couldn't afford to buy a house anywhere else if they did sell

>>50234658
TELL ME

>>50234688

He bought?

>>50234704
maybe can I live nearby? like on edge of amish?

where do they live, which state?

>Blacks a supposed to be "woke"
>A lot of blacks are trying to become real estate agents
>Black realtors help people get mortgages which are jew scams
>Black realtors are helping jews despite being "woke"
Explain.

>>50235491
A new HVAC system, new appliances, will easily run you 15k

>>50235568
Pennsylvania, Idaho, Ohio.

>>50235618
Had a contractor quote me 3k for a single window, once. If OP is looking at siding, windows, roofing, and HVAC, 15k is a very modest estimate unless he's willing to do some of it himself.

>>50234336
HAHAHAHA No.
I've been fixing my house for 6 years. Replaced roof, replaced HVAC, partial foundation replacement, new subfloor, new paint, replaced 3 windows. Yesterday, noticed some new termite damage so it's getting about time to fumigate again I guess. I've EASILY spent $100k on repairs. It fucking never ends. I borderline became an alcoholic because of this place

inb4 WHY DIDN'T YOU GET A GOOD INSPECTION DURRRRRR Because retard, there where no other homes for sale, everything went to a bidding war so this house was my only chance

>>50234286
It kind of baffles me how random small town white women can be this beautiful

>>50234345
women are retards m8

>>50235659
What's going to be especially bad is if there's a housing crash and Blackrock/stone/pebble/whoever releases all those properties they gobbled up in the past 2 years, they're going to be unleashing this hell on millions of first time home owners. House that have been left vacant for even a few months can start to accumulate some severe problems. Houses that haven't been touched in years may as well be bulldozed and rebuilt.

>>50234286
So cute and wholesome. This is what women are supposed to look like far away from jewish demonic influence.
I'd do everything to have one like this at home.

>>50235728
women like that are rare anon

>>50235638
I got quoted 55k for new siding and windows

>>50235759
Yes, but only because the talmudvision is in every household.

I'm just curious who taught these girls how to do their makeup so good.

>>50235772
BRO DO NOT SCARE ME PLEASER

>>50235887
Is she wearing makeup though? Face looks kinda plain

>>50234316
Kek. Bitch really is retarded.

>>50235539

A poisoned chalice, if you will

>>50235634
thanks, how do i meet an amish girl tho?

they dont use tinder kek

>>50234482
>(((the outside world)))
Fuck off. I don't let my wife spend time with anyone outside of our church, and I don't have any electronics/screens in my household. Imagine not having headship over your own wife. Modernism was a mistake

>>50234415
thank you anon for proving my pain, I was sad I didn't buy a year or two ago but now it's like - lol not my problem.

t. faang living in asia

>>50236086
first you need to get off of tinder my friend

and get out of bongland if you want to find a trad wife, I am sure there are some in the english countryside but not many. Come to america and I will meet up with you and we will go on our quest to idaho to find hutterite wives

>>50235951
>>50235887
if she's so unexposed why are they recording this and uploading it to tiktok for clicksheckels to begin with.

she's an actor and she's took BBC 5 minutes after this wearing the same clothes for another act.

why tf would you want an Amish gf, you would have 0 things in common and she would probably be even a shittier fuck than roasties

>>50234515
lol it's leaking water or condensation anon, not fucking "coolant" god how retarded do you have to be to not know how an AC works.

also topping off R134A is a legit fix, you proably just ran it at 64 all day and night with windows open lol

>>50234482
Eat shit kike, they're happier without having to whore themselves out.

>>50234316
She is literally the exact opposite of an NPC and is what whites were supposed to be and were, before they (((subverted))) with media and propaganda.

My wife is just like this, homeschooled, 27yr old virgin when we married, long hair, dresses modestly. Wholesome. Didnt grow up with tv. Etc etc.

And my kids are being raised the same way and she is a stay at home wife. You will never conquers the (((rulers))) of this world without God and without getting your hearts right first

>>50236086
Living in Pennsylvania helps.

>>50234482
Spouses need to be abused both mentally and physically unironically

>>50234482
Imagine thinking that protecting, respecting, and cherishing women is abuse.

>>50236280
What a fag

>>50236152
asians are so weird

>>50235728
Virgin anon, all women are whores . Don''t put them at pedestal.

isn't colby a guy's name

>>50236255
where do amish girls hang out in pennsylvania?

do they drink?

>>50236149
based, is idaho good for hutterite wives?

>>50234286
EPHESIANS 5
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

1 TIMOTHY 2
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

1 CORINTHIANS 11
7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.

9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1 PETER 3
1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

>>50234286
Bros, I would drop all technology and crypto bullshit just to have a cute wife, unspoilt by globohomo, like her

>>50236546
Lancaster in general, Shady Maple in particular (sort of joking, sort of not). There used to be a place called Zerns where they would all hang out - a farmer's market type thing. There is an entire area in PA referred to as "the Amish country" and the closer you get to that, the more you see them all over. To give you a little more clarity my personal assessment is you have 3 tiers of women that are in the Amish realm...You have the true Amish that are like the girl in the OP...You have the slightly removed Amish which are basically Amish in character, but pretty modern otherwise...Finally, you have the Pennsylvania Dutch thots which are "country girls." They hike, they fish, they shoot guns, and all that, but they're ultimately sluts. The first is easy to find when you're in the right place because they practically wear a uniform. The second is the best of all worlds, but WAY harder to find. The third type is all over. I've never seen the first type drink and based on my personal experiences with the second type, I'd be astounded if they frequently do, but I'd be surprised if none of them did. Third type drinks until they casually put your dick in their ass.

>>50234415
get a hammer and start fixing

>>50235951
>Is she wearing makeup though? Face looks kinda plain
Yes she's wearing makeup, and it's done very well. Neutral tones, so it's not like crazy colors, but she's fully made-up.
Brother, if you can't tell this, I'm worried about you.

You're probably thinking ugly girls are pretty because of their makeup.
Or that pretty girls are ugly when they don't wear makeup.
You need to see past that. You're caught in the matrix, man, time to wake up and see things how they are.

>>50234415
WTF? Did you not do an inspection report?

>>50236855
based, if crypto booms again imma take a road trip around USA and might check out pennslyvania too

do you think amish girls like foreigners? (white british)

>>50235568
Then you arent going to get to marry one, unless she is leaving the colony and you get to her quick

>>50235659
That's not a reason to forego an inspection

>>50234316
You're the npc

>>50237872
>Ask for an inspection
>Next buyer in line under you is offering the same price buy waiving inspection
>Seller goes with that buyer
>You don't get a house
>Rinse and repeat several times until you learn from your mistake

>>50237897
So then those other buyers get stuck with a shit house and bitch on 4chan.

>>50234286
just get a HELOC and fix everything

>>50234286
brb, moving to Pennisvania

Naming her Colby completely kills it for me. How'd they even come up with that without social media addiction? From the cheese?

>>50235887
that's all natural bro

makeup ruins your skin lmao

>>50235695
the more sheltered people are less angry/stressed. Social media addicts basically suffer daily constant psychological trauma and that stress ages you and makes you look in general worse.

I see these threads often enough that I have to wonder, is this a uniquely American problem from your houses being made of cardboard?
In my 16 years of living in my current home the only repair we've needed to do is fix the toilet once over 10 years ago.

>>50234482
oy vey

>>50238113
>lined eyebrows
>fake eyelashes
>eyeshades
>matte skin while working in kitchen
anon you're so dumb lol

>>50238019
And then you don't get a house at all and stay a rentcuck forever

>>50235887
>kills your yellow fever
And you wonder why Changs seethe. Caucasian people are just so beautiful. With just make up BTFOs plastic hoes
>>50235951
>Is she wearing makeup though? Face looks kinda plain
Are you blind. She has godtier bone structure.
She's obviously wearing make up. Human skin just isn't that homogeneous, esp. not white skin

>>50234482
it's not "spousal abuse" and it's not illegal. Do you people even know how laws work or just spout things you think should be illegal

>>50238371
most people just spout off on things they think should be a certain way. its why simp incels sperg so hard white knighting for girls. they think it should be a certain way but reality shows these ugly simp incels a different path

>>50236250
>27yr old virgin when we married,
you're 10 years too late

This thread is retarded. Colby is my girlfriend.

>>50238317
But I just bought a house with full inspection after the owner dropped the price 15% in 2 weeks.
You're the dumb nigger who waved the inspection and added $100,000 to the cost by doing so.

>>50238317
Either way you're here bitching lol, that way my fucking point. Put 2 and 2 together

>>50234286
>Working in modern kitchen with modern tech
>Somehow doesn't know who Batman is

Staged as fuck.

>>50238565
Not it's all real anon, don't cry.

>>50234286
AAAAAAAAH

>>50235887
dont eat pure garbage food, dont need makeup, ezy.

>>50238130
Bullshit, you must live in a tin hut

>>50237583
That would be a fun trip. I've been thinking of doing something similar when my cash flows get nuts again. I kept putting stuff off and now gas is $5 a gallon and my financial situation isn't "disappear for 6 months without a care" level anymore. The U.S. can be really charming to travel around though as long as you stay away from the absolute shit areas. You might want to visit the Amish country, you probably don't want to visit Kensington or Camden. You might want to visit Baltimore's inner harbor, maybe the aquarium, but not so much the rest of Baltimore. Things like that.

As far as Amish girls liking foreigners it will probably be like anything else in that a few will and a few won't and a few that will might not like you personally and few that won't might end up liking you personally, you know? You are presumably a "true white" rather than Italian, Spanish, Greek or something like that, so even though that is sort of dopey /pol/ shit, it does actually play a little more than you think in the PA Dutch and Amish types, so you're more in their ballpark ethnically. I am Mediterranean and it was very mildly scandalous that I dated the girls that I did. Not nearly as much if I were Mexican or black though.

That being said, those girls are really marriage and kids type. You don't want to necessarily try to sleep with them as part of a safari of one night stands or anything like that. It's bad for the soul and bad for the balance of the world in general. They tend to be truly good people that you feel should be kept innocent. If you want a wife and kids, they're a good type to stop on though. If you're just looking for some exotic ass (from your standpoint) go for the country girls. They're more fun and they will definitely love a British accent. You could probably tease them about the Revolutionary War and they'd fuck your brains out based on that alone.

>>50234286
link to more amish content

Ok, say theoretically you live close to the Amish? What's the next best play? How do I get one of these Trad wives? Where do you meet them? At their church?

>>50234286
HOW DO I FIND MORE OF THIS PERSON

>>50238342
>only eat food grown on her homestead
>no drugs and alcohol
>no premarital sex
that's how

>>50237494
Yes but I will get my roof looked at and then insurance will look at it and send an adjuster. Idk where home inspector comes in but I hope to not pay anything.
But if it's a smol problem, I might just pay it out of pocket so my insurance premium don't go up

>>50234286
whoever has a wife like this is ultimately blessed.
>no globohomo speech
>focuses on her motherly duties
>won't be distracted by phones.

>>50238944
You aren't going to get one, anon. Unless you are Amish, the only Amish girls you're going to get are the sluts who sneak out at night to drink and get fucked.

>tfw no pretty anglo tradwife

>>50239359
I thought Colby was your girlfriend faggot. And now your talking shit, fuck you tranny.

>>50234286
I've known a girl a bit like this (but a bit less clueless) a while back. People ITT are only seeing the rosy tint.
It seems cutesy at first, but you'll quickly find out that this sort of cluelessness doesn't apply only to one or two topics. You really don't want to tie yourself down to a legitimate idiot, and you'll know that once you meet one

>>50239400
>this woman is an idiot because she doesn't know muh childhood hero THE BATMAN

>>50234286
Get a better inspector you retard
Use escrow before you purchase for repairs

>>50239417
You're a good demonstration. I'll make it easy for you.
>you'll quickly find out that this sort of cluelessness doesn't apply only to one or two topics

>>50234286
If you want something done right these days you gotta build it yourself

and this never crossed your mind lol

>>50239438
Stupid bitch probably doesn't know about Spider-Man and Wolverine either. Doesn't she realize she's missing out on what life is really all about?

>>50234469
lol gottem what a stupid bitch everyone laugh at her

>>50234286
she is very cute

>>50239519
Do you enjoy being obtuse on purpose?
Not that it matters, you likely won't meet a person like this anyway. Feel free to project your unrealistic views on these sort of people.

>>50239664
I'm sure she at least knows about Fortnite and Overwatch, right guys? RIGHT?
Surely she isn't that dumb!

Perfect. That's exactly what I want. Cute dumb but loving girl who takes good care of herself. "What's inside is what matter" my ass, what a giant bait. Cute dumb shallow girls is what I want

>>50234482
making your gf watch netflix with you is a much higher form of abuse

>>50238722
Not at all, I'm genuinely confused by these threads and assume they're the same shitposting as
>tfw only 6 figures at 19 years old. It's over.
Unless you count shit like cleaning the gutters then how are your houses falling apart so easily? Are you building on swamps?

>>50234286
we have a shit ton of these in my state (south dakota) and they either become drunks when they leave or turn into these ones who never break their mold and are perfect (they dont exist)

>>50239391
>getting mad and bringing up trannies for literally no reason
You think about trannies a lot don't you, anon.

>>50234389
This

>>50239916
STFU TRANNY

>>50238443
Quit being a degenerate. Better late than never...like you. Seriously, sort your shit out. Get a moral compass, be the man a girl like that wants. You'll be better off, she'll be better off, the country will be better off, youre race will be better off

>>50235887
Thats the whole point you retard. Shes not smeared up like a clown. If a girl wears make up she is decieving you and herself and the world...you dont want that. Its unnatural and ungodly

>>50236250
Ok but does you wife knows that you're browsing 4chan ?

>>50239389
Those are not pretty and they arent wife material. If they were they would be dresses tastefully and modestly...those are whores

>>50239989
Don't worry anon I'm sure there's a trad girl out there daydreaming about having a psychotic tranny obsessed husband somewhere.

>amishgf3
yea im with him>>50235303

>>50240071
Pride month is over, bro, you can stop being a homo.

>>50239400
Your nose is showing rabbi. Yea, guys will be way happier with a painted up whore that has a double digit body count and netflix subscription. Kys

>>50236250
>27 year old woman
>virgin
Imagine believing this.

>>50235951
>>50238113
>>50238342
>>50236250
The absolute and unironic state of the modern faggot. This face is in no way natural and the makeup is well done, you are extremely delusional or retarded if you think otherwise. Just because it's not overdone doesn't mean she isn't wearing makeup, skin like that only exists after meticulous care and preparation for any women aged above 12. The mere fact this vapid whore is on camera is proof that this entire video is staged, no trad wife looks like this naturally. It's part of a clickbait fantasy created for braindead rightoids who are so immersed in their fictional world that they can't tell ideals from actual reality.
I unironically share this board with retards like you. Thank god I made it because I can't even imagine what it would be like to live near people with such a naive and short sighted view of what's actually happening.
>She is literally the exact opposite of a NPC
Unironically wake up faggot. Wake the fuck up

>>50234286
lol a plumber just got 9k out of us because most of the old iron pipes under the house had problems and basically were going to fuck us in the long run if not totally replaced with pvc.

>>50234286
why does this turn me on?

>>50238130
Goal is to buy a bunch of land and build a compound/mansion/house that will basically last forever. All these urban exploration channels on YouTube are giving me tons of ideas. Something like the Resident Evil mansion with lots of hidden areas and secrets. I want someone to find it abandoned 100 years and it's still there more or less intact.

>>50234286
>not having an inspector look at the house to get those things knocked of price
its your own fault.

>>50239705
>Perfect. That's exactly what I want. Cute dumb but loving girl who takes good care of herself. "What's inside is what matter" my ass, what a giant bait. Cute dumb shallow girls is what I want
best post in this bread

>>50234286
Those are clearly mennonites.

>>50234316
I know you wanted this (You), so I will give it to you and explain my reasoning.
>woman who doesn't consume
>"npc"
Retard.

>>50234482
>>50234345
>woman doesn't know capeshit
>"ABUSE"
What's it like consuming onions products for every meal?

>>50234482
She's happier

>>50234286
bet she takes it up the arse just like the rest of them

>>50240269
I bet you do too

>>50234316
No, she couldn't name the goyslop on demand, that's the opposite of an npc. She is blissfully unaware. There's some purity to that.

>>50235618
Just had new AC unit and furnace installed. 6k. And its gone up 15% again since we bought. Fucking inflation.

>>50234286
I envy her

>>50240089
thats the idea faggot tranny

>>50236176
ran it at 71 windows/doors closed, but to be fair the house only had 4" of insulation, so it was probably working pretty hard.
but no, it wasn't condensation, that gets collected in a drainage pipe.
it was just leaking coolant. had around 10% capacity when a technician came around.
topping it off is not a legit fix.

>>50234345
YOU HAVE TO KNOW BATMAN OR YOU'RE RETARDED!
kys you fucking manchild

>>50235439
I live in the desert, which means the fluvial system is shit. More than once i've had to remove water off my home by hand because it rain harder than what is usual.

>>50236250
Are you the feeder guy?

>>50240548
Anon I know I'm wasting my time asking you this because of your severe mental illness, but what exactly made you start calling me a tranny? You're angry over nothing.

>>50239400
nice digits, they look like the last 2 foreskins you cut with your teeth

>>50240182
because she's not a trash wife

>>50240654
I call everyone a tranny, i know the odds aren't in my favor but I know it works sometimes due to the odds.

Okay you're bullshitting me if she lives in a house with a modern kitchen and doesn't fucking know who batman is

>>50240748
I had a friend growing up, blonde, we were both homeschooled, she had no idea who Batman was. Never married her... we both married other people, both have our own kids

>>50240784
She says a horror movie! She knows movie genres! She's on tik tok! It's fake and gay! Your "friend" definitely knows who batman is now because she has sons!

>>50240697
Well I hope you have better luck next time fren

>>50240817
She knows now because at the time my brother sperged out at her for not knowing who Batman was. And her kids are 1 & 3 about, same as mine.

>>50234482
It is arousing.
I would have so many children with a woman such as that.

>>50240835
I wont but it feels good to vent maybe I will just call them a nigger next time though

>>50234415
>waved inspection
>bid over asking
KEK

>hoping to meet a gf that doesnt know anything about the world and lives in a bubble so she will never find a Chad or enjoy the modern life and leave me
nice strategy inkwells

>>50240666
>t. devil digits
>>50240107
I know you're being ignorant on purpose, so I'll just spell it out for you as clearly as possible: If she doesn't even know about some of the most advertised junk in the world that even african village kids probably know about, she's likely cut off from just about any other sort of knowledge as well. That includes shit like the basic current state of the world as a whole.
Again, I've MET a woman like this a while ago, though she was a bit more up to speed. She as dumb as a fucking brick and extremely emotional. I was practically forced to work with her and it was hell.
I don't even need to bother convincing you, it's probably impossible because your dick is doing most of your thinking at the moment. But once (or more appropriately, IF) you meet someone like this, you'll know I was right.

>>50234286
her dress is black/blue btw

>>50235608
A bot wrote this post. There is no way a human could write this

>>50241020
>source: one dumb cunt I know
powerful argument nigga

>>50234286
Should have dyor, houses aren't that complicated, even NPC's and boomers do renos

>>50240614
I have a sump pump and an alert system and I have had so much water flood into my back yard that it has come up to the doorway that leads into the basement and just flood in anyway. Insurance covered basically all of it, but it is still a fucking nightmare because then mold becomes a potential issue and it's still not a really good time having your basement fucked up.

I have a rock wall to hold up a hanging garden type fixture that through erosion just had a ~600 lbs boulder (at least) basically roll out of place. My cousin and I managed to get it back in, but it kept rolling out and at a certain point we were just like "yea, we're not big on the idea of this shit rolling out and fucking crushing us" so I got a guy with a fork lift to get it back in and seal it. Every one of these problems is solvable of course if you have the money or patience to throw at it.

Don't even get me started on shit like pest control.

>>50240154
I cannot imagine being this jaded. If you've ever met women even SLIGHTLY like that you would understand that they're likely natty. The pain that this was taken away from us is great so I understand why you lash out this way.

>>50234286
>amishgf3
drop the others anon

>>50235659
holy shit you didn't do an inspection. LMFAO

>>50234316
>Colby
that's a man.

>>50234415
Did you not do an inspection before buying your shit shack? You sound like one of those people who bought a house in 2021 over the internet without even stepping into the property first.

>>50241078
Well what do you want me to do, break out weird bogus statistics from some obscure site or something?
I actually interacted with a woman like this and that was my experience. Considering how rare these types are outside of their secluded communities, I obviously can't go around polling and checking if every single one bar none is a dipshit.
Do you have any grounds for refuting this? Have YOU met one? Or are you just projecting your ideals?

>>50241312
>Do you have any grounds for refuting this? Have YOU met one? Or are you just projecting your ideals?
oh no
i just think you should stfu

>>50234601
>he says as he posts on one of the most degenerate websites on the internet where at least 30% of the posters are most likely underage b&
okay self hating coomer

>>50234482
>cutting your wife off from access to the outside world is called based and it's legal
fixed

>>50235718
There won't be a crash, you'll get crabbing at best while the price of everything else goes up with inflation.

>>50241337
>i just think you should stfu
Yeah I fucking bet you do, but you're better off with having your fantasy shattered before you potentially fuck yourself over it.

>>50241438
>think
>want
>ask
only americans are stupid enough to not see the difference between those
i think that because you add no fucking value and no info, but yeah you do you, idgaf

>>50241071
>He doesn't think mortgages are jew scams

>>50238773
based, thanks for your insight anon

and yeah totally get what you mean on the marriage & kids thing, thats the end goal for me too. country girls sounds fun too tho!

>>50242091
>>50238773
*which country state do you think is best for a brit?

>>50241302
I obviously inspected it. regular inspectors don't climb the roof though and they make you sign a contract saying they're not liable.

She looks almost exactly like my ex.

I'm so glad my father in law is a house inspector. When I buy your bags in 2024 I won't be getting scammed and my inspection will be free. Fuck you hoomers

>>50234414
Normies are self parodies.

>i need to protect and isolate my wife from chads and temptations as she might leave me when she realized how boring my life and how I am low SMV

have sex, incels

The difference between the rich, the middle class, and the poor is how they spend their money

The rich buy assets, things that make them richer like stocks, bonds, art, etc

The middle class buy liabilities that they think are assets but actually make them poorer, like a house or a car

The poor buy luxuries, things that are basically worthless the minute you buy them, like clothes, alcohol, cigarettes, restaurant meals etc

Your house is a liability that will cost you money forever, doubly so if you borrowed money to buy it. The average homebuyer's only hope is that, after all the maintenance and property taxes and mortgage payments, the equity will have somewhat kept up with inflation

Why do you asstards marry in the first place if you don't even like your wife
>you basically groomed them anyway, BITCH

Be a man and learn how to fix shit…

This whiny bitch mentality is a contributing factor to the downfall civilization.

We live in a world that you can access instructions on ANYTHING in seconds.

works on my machine

>>50242794
they are needy babies who never received adequate love and affection from mommy so they cant stand being alone even if they hate the person they are with

>>50234415
If it's a shingle roof, look up Grand Roofing on YouTube. The guy's name is Brian and as a roofer myself, he puts out very good shingle related repair content. Chances are what you have he has shown how to repair in one of his videos.

>>50242776
>The middle class buy liabilities that they think are assets but actually make them poorer, like a house
but anon, what if i literally need to live somewhere

>>50234286

>ywn have a wife like this

Pain.

>>50235539
>buy smol old but fine looking appartment because poorfag
>everything fine for 1 year
>shower starts to leak, chalk clogs toilet more and more, pay for new bathroom (wanted to it renovate anyway)
>outside walls start crumbling, whole building has to pay 110K for repairs
>repairs fucked with rainwater management, people now have wet walls, pay for repair of the repair
>water pipe bursts, flooding neighbour below. Plumber now has to break open my floor, suggests replacing all old rotten pipes to prevent inevitable problems in the future which means I'll have to empty my whole apartment to they can replace all pipes.
Please make it stop.

>>50236827
>drop all technology
Better go live in the middle of nowhere with no technology in sight.
It's over if she finds out how it works

>>50234415
Roof leaks can be fixed pretty easily if you know the spot, slather on roof tar and torch it

>>50243869
Yea but if there's 1 leak there's probably multiple. And you can't see'm all

>>50242103
Do your own inspection then.. they aren't hard, becoming an inspector is like a 2 week course

>>50237897
>retard does something retarded to undercut me on this house
>I need to be even more retarded than that retard to buy this house

>>50236855
good posts thanks anon>>50238773

>>50234286
HHNNNGGG what a cutie!!!

>>50234286
wat is the source on this webm?

>>50242100
Its been my experience that the parts of the South that are used to, and open to, trade and socializing with the outside world, but have not been turned into metropolitan hellholes yet are the best mix. A lot of old world soul, less Zoomerism.

Parts of Texas, Louisiana and Georgia would be a good place to start. You don't want the port cities themselves, which tend to be done up for tourists, but the suburbs and towns around those cities - where people are still close enough to the city to be upper class with a solid income, but far enough away that they're not globohomo drones.

>t. Burger

>>50234286
its fun because she is cute and aparently wife material
but remaining ignorant may end up fucking her iq and the child one too so I'm not so sure about remaining amish
what if she cuts your router? I can live without futa porn and vidya but imagine living in a world without /biz/
>picrel male version of this

>>50234286
At least it's not infested with poltergeists

>>50239400
yeha your gf / future live in unmarried SO should know all about socialism and abortions

>>50244130
>he doesn’t know

>>50234286
i would kill for a girl like this

more of Colby please

>>50234286
When a woman says those things it's cute. When a man says those types of things he gets called a fucking dumbass. It isn't fair, bros.

>>50234482
when i was a kid, my mom was on her way to donating my parents (read my my dad's) life savings to a cult if he hadn't cut off access.

I've always thought it was weird how Japan tends to just demolish old homes (40+ years), but thinking about it, if you live in a typical american house construction (i.e. not brick, wood) that's 40+ years old, you probably have an entire ecosystem of spiders, cockroaches, mutating fungi, and who knows what else in your walls. Kind of eerie that people pay 1M+ for 50+ year old wood houses.

>>50234510
She's Mennonite, not Amish. Amish don't live in modern houses with modern appliances. Mennonites do, although they're autistically traditional about everything outside of regular household comforts (other than TV).

>>50234286
I wish I was a tradwife
I don't wish I had a tradwife, I wish I was born as girl into one of these christian cults so I could have been a tradwife

>>50234482
your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>50235539
>>lady swore up and down
you own fault for trusting a woman to a) tell the truth or b) be competant

>>50239389
All women I've ever known with Atlantid phenotype are whores. Nice pushy tho
>t. Nordid-Cromagnid Chad

>>50234583
They drink smoke and bang their girlfriends. They just settle down at 18 instead of 30. They will blow you during rumsprina or whatever it’s called.
T. From shipshewa Indiana.

>>50234777
They are some form of Mennonite and anyone can convert.

>>50238130
a lot of the repairs I've done, or had done, were because of age or damage. some ignore all this shit, duck tape it on the cheap and sell it to faggots like OP.

some bullshit we've had to do
hail as a bullshit excuse, jewed new gutters + roof from insurance.
water heater because OLD and no water hammer mitigations
30yo HVAC, just stared fresh. tip; tell them you want to use 25x20x5 filters. fuck dust.
iron drain pipes rotting out
basement can flood, but it's unfinished so whatever. ~2k if I poorfag the window well drains into a sump pump.
>>50239851
>building on swamps?
soil expansion in some areas, like mine, can obliterate your foundation if it was back-filled wrong. even houses from the 1990s can be very damaged and need +$10-20k of foundation repairs.
picrel, common repair but this can also crack your floor joists if there's enough pressure.

>>50234759
NO. bad frog.

>>50239417
>>50239519
>>50239695
I hope she sees this bros.....oh wait...

>>50240217
redpill me on mennonites. is it possible to make them interested in sex if you marry one? i could probably get along with the retarded christard beliefs if we can have good sex.

>>50241071
yes, you can tell the it's the ai bot that was trained on /pol/ text.

>>50245256
>I want le trad, but I don't like the trad
Stop holding contradictory beliefs.

>>50241431
Why do people think that hedge funds won't dump properties the literal second yields on the 10-year are higher than whatever bullshit yield they're getting on rents?
>inb4 no bro u don't understand Larry Fink would rather pay to have my toilet unclogged and spray for roaches than sit on bonds no cap fr fr

>>50234583
Fuck that's hot.
>some blonde bucktoothed german speaking farmgirl has a microbikini on under her modest churchwear

>>50241071
I doubt it. Bots are usually at fault for being too specific and coherent, humans are much more likely to be retarded/on drugs and therefore incoherent.

>>50245342
there are christian girls who are whores in bed but only with their husband. there are other christian girls who think sexual pleasure is a sin.

>>50234286
I just coomed to the thought of violating her.
What would she think of it? Would she be flattered or repulsed?

>>50234286
You can land a plane on that chin

>>50234388
>>50234414
>>50234510
>>50234547
>>50241362
>>50240901
>>50240249
>>50240232
>>50239782
>>50238371
>>50236280
>>50236264
>>50236211
>>50236130
>>50235287
>>50235038
>>50234622
>>50234601
>>50234510
>>50234507
>>50234498
I hate what garbage christcuckery has done to the western world. You treat women like utter shit and expect them to treat you like fucking kings or some shit. Christcuckery is jewish and you are doing exactly what jews want you to do to women. So much for being pro-white you gotta treat women like utter slaves that raise your white children. You see how fucking stupid you tards sound?

>50245452
No (You) for you.

>no bro you can pwn the jews if you just let women have all the authority in the household with zero responsibility

>Captcha MAG4A

>>50245444

I'm gonna land my sizeable balls on that chin.

>>50234286
That's like the perfect woman, how can we progress towards this society?

>>50234482
She is free to leave at anytime.
When she leaves she will no longer be around me.
Her choice.

>>50245452
>you are treating your woman like shit if you don't expose her to the failings of the modern world
tits or gtfo wine aunt

>>50245986
not really its just confusing to me faggot. Why exactly would you treat them like this if they are white. You wonder why women act the wya they do now days with the way most "pro-whites" talk about them. Its one thing to be like "i dont want this show in my house" or whatever but entirely different when you want them to be some kinda slave you just keep trapped in the kitchen. Treat women like shit the same women you want to raise white men. Sounds pretty fucking stupid doesn't it?

Imagine her getting raped by some niggers

>>50234286
which one of these Amish Chads is her husband?

>>50234286
Kek this is why I bought brand new in my area and secured a 5 year warranty with the builder. Already up $300,000 in equity, have fun anon!

>>50234482
kys fag

>>50235851
>talmudvision
Top kek, I'm stealing that one

>>50234286
Is that the bitch who keeps talking about the zestimate?

Family must learn

>>50236176
they can leak refrigerant fucking retard

>>50240154
Female hands typed this for absolutely certain

>>50234316
>tfw npc

>>50234415
even crypto outperforms the housing market why not just sell a little every year for rent?

>>50245256
most humans of both sexes are obsessed with sex, anons on 4chan have replaced this with fetishism so i can understand your misconceptions

>>50234640
unless you bought in monaco or malta you don't even own your property

>>50235389
you know amish people can actually use technology right? they just don't use things that they think could disrupt their community. Amish people even fly to where I live on planes.

>>50236481
no

>>50248316
>>50248334
>>50248365
>>50248385
>>50248405
you can reply to multiple posts at once newfag

>>50245452
>>50245986

>>50249881
Keep up the jew worship the jews love your braindead faggots

>>50244093
based thanks anon

>>50234688

Because your shitbox is built from the equivalent cardboard. My home is 120 years old with double brick walls and has 0 real issues.

>>50234286
I told faggot. you fell for the house meme

>>50234286
I once asked out a beautiful mennonite girl and she nicely said no. A couple months later I asked her again it gave her an anxiety attack. Most of you will think it's cause I'm a greasy neckbeard, but I honestly believe she thought I was the devil trying to bring her towards technology.

I got along with her grandma and sister really well too, but now I just fuck typical hoes and think of her

>>50234286
What a dumb bitch

>Have to do gardening
>Need to fix the outside wall which takes the hit of all the wind and rain
>Need to upgrade two of the three bathrooms
>Need to buy more furniture because right now I only use 10% of the house
I just wanted to be a NEET piece of shit

>>50250880
>greasy neckbeard
>”now I just fuck typical hoes”
Sure you do that’s why you need to talk about it on 4chan of all places

>>50234336
No. Then the roof starts leaking. Ir a pipe bursts. Or some mice chew through dome electrical wiring. It's always fucking something.

t. House owner

>>50234482
>hurr durr abuse
I dont watch FML is either

>buy house
>live in small tent inside so I can ignore problems and have easy heating/cooling

shrimple as

>>50245452
>you are doing exactly what jews want you to do to women
So Hitler was good for trying to remove all the Jews?
Praise Hitler!

>>50240249
The Amish in general are happier. We've been conned into thinking they're stupid but look how miserable most of us are.

>>50245452
what are you even talking about you raving jewish rat? "treating women with (((respect)))" is exactly what is wrong with the western world. Mainstream christcuckery is now literally liberalism btw

>house had two layer floor before
>one of wood and then of carpet over it
>dumb fuck Asian previous owner decided to remove all the carpet
>didn't replace it with anything
>house has air running underneath it
Inside is as cold as outside within one hour of turning heating off.

>>50234415
use your hands and maybe brain. don't be afraid to get dirty the result is beyond great but please do it yourself

>>50235659
good lord, what kind of a moldy rathouse did you buy that you would need to spend $100k on repairs?

a new roof is like what, $25k? and replacing all the windows is $15k? repainting all the siding and replacing rotten sections is maybe another $10k? replacing drywall with water stains is another $5k, and repainting the whole interior is $5k?

it seems to me like the worst case scenario is ~$60k to totally gut a water-damaged house, my mind struggles to comprehend how you managed to spend over $100k. Did you get multiple quotes for everything or did you pay whatever price the first guy asked for?

christ all you moaning faggots are stupid - where and how did you fucktards even get money to buy property?
>I bought a house a year ago, did fucking jackshit, now theres problems wwaahhh..
MAINTENANCE IS ONGOING
MAINTENANCE IS ALWAYS REQUIRED
MAINTAINANCE IS YOUR FRIEND

>>50245452
Grow up.

>>50245452
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.... GRIMES.

>>50245452
Why did you quote me? I said I want to protect, respect, and cherish women (who are worthy of respect).

>>50234414
Simple as.
Mass media people don't understand they're fed the NPC juice.

>>50235695
she's not random at all anon, she's of extraordinary beauty. that's why there is a vid of her in the first place
>>50234286
you retard had to hire a specialist before you buy.

>>50245396
>there are other christian girls who think sexual pleasure is a sin
So fuck her till she likes it, disobeying your man is a sin

>>50244773
dunno at who is directed this at sooo
>picrel
just in case

>>50251012
Yes, and Hitler didn't think of women as slaves in fact his favorite film maker was a women.
>>50251030
That way you are talking is exactly how christcuck garbage treats women.
>>50251221
I think you need to grow up. I'm 37. Faggot zoomer.

trad girls are overrated
embrace secular sluts

>>50234482
you will never be a woman