/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50594623
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,189.474B, 98P = 22.342B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,188.994B, 102P = 21.461B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Tummy poster where are you? What are you going to do when GME moons?

C'mon

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

>75bp
wow it's nothing

>>50594623
good choice in picrel and title, baker

Doesn't that just mean that they can print phantom shares outta their ass and were fucked?

Until this can be debunked I will remind meltdownies every thread.

Shorts are indeed sodomized

I'm convinced they are planning the epic crash to happen around September to October just like all the other times. It certainly seems like they are waiting for something to happen. It's too bad because the longer they stall the more hellish the rugpull is going to be.

7/21 at 4pm there is a GME low at $9.59. Did anyone else notice that? I missed it and was watching the charts most of the day

HOLY SHIT PUMP EET

they are not gonna let us win, are they bros?

>>50594787
it surged at the exact same time as AMC
the stock market is a total scam

>>50594623
>bakers back
Threads off to a great start lads

>>50594806
>let

Lol da fuq happened when I wen to eat?

>>50594806
>thinking they have any choice in the matter

>>50594787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

ooo

>>50594839
Inflation Man said that markets never crashing

>daily high

>>50594867
So it's crashing next week then? Unless the white house change the definition of a crash right? Then it definitely isn't happening!

>>50594839
what do the lines mean sir

34
>34
34
>34
34
>34
34
>34

>°°°°°°°°°°°

>>50594907
>thing doesn't mean thing it meant this thing now
They're really pushing post-modernism real hard.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
$34????

>>50594938
$33.98 technically

GME still tied to SPY

The whole market is pumping with gme. Kek.

>>50594937
it's just a % chart of various tickers, to see the inverse correlation of things being bogged to keep GME down or pumped to swap. Lets me see in real time the market getting rugged vs GME

kek buffies

>>50594956
You were saying?

THIRTY FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS HOLY SHIT GUYS

34.05

My sers , we shall never be below 10 billion mc again

>>50594938
early but not wrong

What the fuck is going on, how are more people not suspicious of this market activity?

>>50595013
Rolling

>>50595013
Rolling

>>50594991
even on wallstreetbets a lot of people think we're dumbasses. fucking midwits can't see the blatant fuckery. AMC and BRK pumping at the exact same time as GME.

>>50594964
Spy is tied to gme fren.

>>50595048
>even on wallstreetbets
that's just bots and /smg/-tier retards

>>50595013
Rolling

>>50595048
I think this is just the plungies desu
Everything pumped at the same time but BRK had an especially turgid candle

....The whole market is tied to GME now, isn't it..

>>50595013
rolling and hedgies will never know happiness again in their lives

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Urbanite Pinkie Finger Waggling Yuppies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50594664
>what are you gonna do when GME moons

I'm gonna fund research to make anime tums real.

>>50595031
Gas prices

>>50595013
may kek be with me

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50594623
>
Thanks for baking!

>GME 34 denied
>SPY 400 denied
Looks like these are the no-no zones

>>50595124
fuck

I'M GREEN

>Whole market + crypto pumps on same pattern
How can anyone take this shit seriously?

>>50595104
How is that? Schizo.

Do you guys think we'll make it 1 million presplit volume

>>50595114
>I'm gonna fund research to make anime tums real.
Based.

yeah, I'm thinking we're all gonna WAGMI

>>50595013
rollin

>>50595163
Most people don't track enough allegedly disparate sectors to notice the crime.

Where are all the shills?

Anyone know why the prices of this collection jumped 3x this week?

>>50595195
they literally only post when it's going down
it's almost as if they spend their entire day staring at the ticker to know the perfect time to shit up these threads

>>50595195
Price go down, shills rush in
Price go up, shills run away

Boom 34 is the new floor

>not currently in a recession because of the labor market
That's because of boomers retiring you dumdum.

>>50595195
LMAO BAGGIES
there

>>50595195
the ship has sailed and thus begins a new age

Yesterday my broker gave me my shares from the split, and today I received a document which said something like shares debited and credited... did that change the date since when I held? Will I now have to pay taxes?

>>50595013
lets a roll

Why is leddit shillling 100% DRS? Why would you put all your eggs in one basket especially when their system is archaic?

kek SPY ATH incoming

>>50594623
the more shares on loan the higher chance for short squeeze

>>50595013
schizo gf please

>>50595240
Thank god that Choben is running a tight and cohenrant ship.

>>50595195
Gone. Almost like they want to be related to the low trends on price.

>>50595162
I'm always green in my mind.

>>50594623
>The squeeze has not been squoze!
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'!
>Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil!
>Retarded apes stronk!
>HODL!
>DIAMOND HANDS!
>$1000 EOD!
>MOASS soon!
>Pump Theory!
>Ken Griffin lied under oath!
>$1 million EOY!
>WAGMI!
>Look at the naked shorts!
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews!
>I love Papa (((Cohen)))!
>Sneed!
>OMG GameStop NFTs! It will happen for real this time!
>What mass layoffs?
>OMG stock split! It will happen for real this time!
>No, no, you don't understand! They still need to give us the real splivvy divvy shares!
>OMG Blockbuster collaboration! It will happen for real this time!
>What do you mean Blockbuster is a dead company?
>muh paper hands!
>muh Robinhood!
>muh shills!
>muh short ladder attack!
>I don't need meds!
>This is not a cult!
>2 more weeks!
>THIS IS NOT A CULT!

kek hedgies, suck my dick kenneth cordelle griffin

>>50595028
>humbuckers
>rosewood neck
why bother with the tele body? time to take the semi-hollowbody pill

>>50595287
>Gone. Almost like they want to be related to the low trends on price.
haha it do be like that though. They think we havve no pattern recog skills, also they NEVER use screebgrabs from here, which is weird. I wonder why

>sneed
>Kys
>Here's why you are retarded with data
>Fuck off jeet

etc etc etc lol

>>50595013
rollo

lmao...

>Nuclear Poomp Detected.
Seek shelter anons.

>>50595013
rolling

Kek another fractal.

So it's $34 they're afraid of now, huh. That would have been 136 pre-split. Interesting.

>>50595253
Good question. They push broker FUD heavy (specifically Fidelity) and they try to make people afraid to have shares in brokers. They also dodge the issue that if all brokers rug there simply cannot be a MOASS. Whatever, if they want to 100% DRS I encourage them to. Me though, I maintain a 50/50 ratio.

>>50595200
maybe because he gets away with making stonk references

>>50595409
>le tonewoods
>le resonance
no. if your body and neck are resonating and vibrating enough to deaden the sound (le warmth), you are ngmi.
Sustainlets will miss the moass bc they spent their money on exotic body shapes instead of GME shares, tuning stability.

>>50595013
Fuck me daddy

>>50595532
redditors are incapable of non black/white thought processes, this is amplified further by the positive/negative feedback loops that updoots and downdoots create

>>50595253
Who cares it's working. Let them. Drag faster slaves!

what is the longest period of time that a stock has been at 100% utilisation? Does it actually mean anything by itself? How would you go about finding this information?

Any guesses on if there's gonna be a new shill narrative or are they just gonna stick with their current shit?
Seems like every time they all clock out at once they try to come back with something new. I imagine it must be very frustrating lmao

>>50595409
>>50595545
I bought an Epi Casino a few years ago looking for that "Beatles" sound and while it does a good job getting that same growl through a VOX, I gotta admit my go-to is still a Fender Player Strat with Single-Coils. Infinitely better sustain and flexibility - my Strat can do 95% of what my Casino can, and my Casino can probably do 10% of what my Strat can.

It's God's greatest gift to man. The Fender Stratocaster.

why is it bullshit everytime? Im not a shill, Im genuinely asking.

Still Holding.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50595668
It's this Friday (PM). Perhaps as early as Thursday.

kek baggies

>>50595642
105 days I think

>>50595668
Nothing there is untrue. They "borrowed" 40m to give out. They are absolutely fucking sodomized from this and are running out of time on the FTD bomb

>>50595409
>>50595545

Gonna pay a ridiculous amount of money for a left-handed Thunderbird post-MOASS, maybe a fretted and fretless. Gonna have my standard, tuned and my drop-C (to play System of a Down Songs), DGCF for Mastodon (at least Blood Mountain).

What instruments are we all getting (for ourselves, you are going to take your mates instrument shopping aren't you?) post-MOASS

Flat chads were always right.

>>50595669
>>50595750
always

>>50595013
rolling

>>50595669
>>50595669
>>50595669
>>50595669
Still Holding!

>>50595732
why won't RC make a bullish dog whistle meme tweet though

>>50595668
Kek that was my post. I'm really a retard but it's still true the only thing I got wrong was it happening that week. They had to borrow a gazillion pre split shares to deliver.

>>50595782

>>50595806
Fucking kek

>>50595668
Like one of my Japanese animes, they were slashed in half with iai on Friday, but they haven't noticed yet. We tap our tsuka and tip our fedoras in September, and they fall apart then.

WTF did Powell do to make the markets pump?

>>50595796
who cares?

>>50595013
Rollin

>>50595827
some people need the morale boost and a lot of people probably sold before the split and profited massively from selling at like 160 and buying back at like 33

>>50595013
doomer gf is the only acceptable option

>>50595013
Historically I've had bad rolls and rolled lumfag last time I did this

>>50595860
Meh. So they made a couple of thousand dollars. This shit is gonna be worth millions.

>>50595666
Honestly if something stays in tune and has a hot humbucker in the bridge that does coil tapping, I like it. I would one day like to do a warmoth build with their Superwide neck, but I have just been buying shares lately.
The Casino does look very cool, but anything with P-90s can probably get the sound you're looking for.
>>50595745
I have been eyeing the Ibanez quest line and I'm also looking at a Baritone Tele. Thunderbirds are fuckin cool. Rock solid headstock design. Remind me of ZZ Top for some reason.

>>50595860
Some people (you) are weak and NGMI

>>50595796
Kek. RC is never tweeting again. He's Sat on a beach with his feet up waiting for the fireworks.

WAGMI frens. Not much longer.
>>50595013
rolling for cute shizo trauma gf.

>>50595013
WAGMI

>>50595013
There must be more to life

>>50595860
>a lot of people probably sold before the split and profited massively from selling at like 160 and buying back at like 33
my point is that more people would be encouraged to hold if RC tweeted something positive instead of telling people to work their asses off

>>50595889
i have a large enough stack to make it but it's bullshit how much it's crabbing and how the shitty people tend to come out ahead like those NFT "creators" too there's apparently a lot of real talented artists that keep getting rejected while those talentless scammers got to made hundreds of thousands and paid off their student loans etc

>>50595013
lolling
>ANS XRT
The captcha Mason, what does it mean

>>50595013
rolling

>>50595013
rollin'

>50595932
>I'm_tired.exe

>>50595849
Re-rolling

>>50595732
>obvious slide roll post is still up
>stuff like this is ignored
I don’t think the shillies like us talking about the FTD bomb

>>50595013
GIMME THE TRACTOR

>>50595013
Let's fucking go.

>>50595979
>Shills hate this one trick!
>Click to find out what!

Isn't the NFT shop officially launching this week?

>>50595979
When tho?

>>50595999
no it's just hopium by redditors
it was supposed to be launched in nov/dec last year kek

50596015
Oh how fast the mask slips of meltdownies

>>50595013
I do say, let us see what I roll.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n23n9f/potision_or_ban_s_thesis/

>Friendly reminder that you have been duped into thinking sharing your (broker) position hurts you, when in fact it may be the single greatest catalyst we have.

TLDR:
>RCs position is known
>DFV position is known
>MM most certainly already know your positions
>DRS bot results were clean and it can be replicated for broker shares
>Float is certainly locked when summing DRS + Brokers shares

Thinking that this will hinder the current DRS growth and stop people from DRSing doesn't change the fact that broker shares exist. Assuming that broker shares hold no value is flawed in itself. The data exists nonetheless and it wouldn't hurt to know it.

People arguing that photoshopped pics will get submitted can see that it didnt happen with the DRS bot even before GME started reporting the DRSd shares count. And I don't think hedgies will start submitting photoshopped photos.

hedgies purposely sabotaged and fudded a previous attempt to count broker shares. The website of Log The Float was made to fail and scare off anyone of attempting a broker share count. The website's photos got "leaked" due to bad security and they closed new submissions ever since.

Creating A broker Bot in SS would solve this problem and it would be an easy implementation. If you are a tourist from reddit please cap this and post it.

>>50595980
I want a refund.

>>50595545
>>50595666
assuming P90's? give a semi-hollow axe with real humbuckers a try.
re: sustain - swap out the bridge for a resomax (replace the anchors too) and it'll just ring and ring. then tune it to D natural and put on big fat 11/50's :D

>>50596045
you'll see by friday if it launches or not
your inexperience in the stock market shows
t can be a costly mistake to get your hopes up too much

>>50595999
Happening as we speak. FTD fees are tens to hundreds of millions of dollars per day, and this isn't even considering the sky high borrow fees if they opted to avoid FTD’s that way

>50596064
>he's STILL trying

>50596054
stop spamming this junk retard

>>50595999
No. Sears and Blockbuster mergers are this week. M

>50596015
Welp try again in the next thread fren.

>>50595013
ROLL

>>50596075
show the evidence of it launching this week

>>50596078
this

>>50595999
the 30 million from OP's post is now at 43 million
it's happening live
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w9h9nw/43_million_shares_on_loan_showing_on_ortex/

>>50595979
>>50595732
Speaking of the ftd bomb when is that? There's many t+faggot rules I can never tell which is in play.

I used to get laid all the time anons, ever since becoming born again a few years ago women don’t seem to show any interest in me anymore. I’m also getting older (mid 30’s). Is God keeping whores away from me to make room for a good woman or am I just becoming cringe and old now? I also am on /biz a lot the last few years I feel like girls can smell the autism on me now

>50596090
>he is now trying to put words in my mouth I never said
>DESPERATE

>>50596100
checked, I've heard many
T+2, T+35, T+90

>>50596121
when i said it was hopium i responded to >>50595999
>Isn't the NFT shop officially launching this week?
sneed

>>50595031
We're crabbing upwards at 45 degrees, this is pretty typical GME action.

>50596090
It's happening in 2 weeks. If if doesn't then every 2 weeks after that until it happens.

>>50595932
Let’s be real, is MOASS doesn’t happen before December, I’m out and washing my hands of this bullshit. The fundamentals of the company are mostly terrible with no real sign of turning up. NFTs are mostly hated by normies and were grabbed up by GME holders who when immediately attempted to flip for thousands. They will literally just sit on the NFTs instead of flipping them for a reasonable amount which is how GME would make profit. ICP NFTs have been in free fall for months now as well, and I don’t believe they’ll be even worth a damn until the next cycle. Even that is up for debate.

Yes, another split is possible, yes, an NFT dividend is possible. However, if moass does not happen from this dividend split, it is far more likely they will go bankrupt before they manage to get hedge funds to pay up. I also imagine that many people share the same sentiment. In fact, if nothing happens in T+35, expect the price to crash.

The coin is pumping my basterds

>>50596086
you can bang and listen to Dookie together

>>50596143
there is a path to reaching profitability
that was what the CFO change and corporate layoffs was about
also there will be less development costs with the NFT marketplace and a revenue stream hopefully
i'm sure RC doesn't want to dilute his stack either

>>50596086
oh and watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. I like to hold GameStop stock (ticker: GME).

How likely would it be for a 53 year old man under immense daily stress that most likely consumes an unhealthy amount of cocaine and mayonnaise to have a heart attack? Hypothetically, what would be the financial implications if said man happened to be in charge of a large hedge fund?

>>50595013
Rolling

I hate that we'll never know which price is the one that will do/did Ken in.

>>50596143
>the fundamentals

Stopped reading here. It's never been about the company.

>>50596215
any price above $4 (now $1)

>>50596215
But we'll hit the price right before we MOASS

Fuck me I just had to sell 32 shares to pay rent

MOASS is going to begin soon…

>>50596245
>not even an emergency
>rent

I WILL become a millionaire from this stock. I WILL buy Susanne Trimbath. I WILL tongue her unwashed anus. I WILL thank Ryan Cohen.

>>50596240
Maybe maybe not I don't know what the margin call process will look like considering we could literally be in it right this very moment without knowing.

>>50596271
Based. For me, it's Nancy Pelosi's hot stock tips.

>>50596271
Uh whatever floats your boat I guess

>>50596195
He would likely develop 2 or more post mortum gunshoot wounds to the back of his head. Very common in heart attack cases and fatal covid infections. The fund wouldbe unaffected as the algos run it and upper management serves little purpose beyond warming a seat.

Here and now the hedgie lies stop

>>50596299
For me it CS Pennys hot booba nips

>>50596098
I hope they will use it to give me last big discount

>no MOASS
Congrats on this, seriously.

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50596265
I get paid from all 3 jobs on Monday so I’m getting all my shares back and then some unless MOASS before then

They really want to keep it under 34, huh?

>>50596245
>selling
>paying rent
>renting

>>50596353
>on Monday
Nobody tell him.

I’m known as the “investor” among friends and family, and whenever investing comes up I always mention GameStop. Yet, despite carefully explaining why I have 98% of my portfolio invested in GME, they ask me about any “other short term plays”I know about. What about the one I’m giving you on a platter with 2 years of research backing it up? Why do you want something else instead?

>>50596402
because normies and npcs have gotten a switch flipped that makes them unable to process the words gme or gamestop without shutting down

>>50596337
They're likely delivering them as the splivvy. More shares that will need to be brought back during moass. Ken is an absolute mad lad.

IM GOING TO BUY THE BEST POCKET PUSSY AVAILABLE AND THERE IS NOTHING THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO TO STOP ME

>>50596427
It's called a woman.

>>50596353
>sorry goy, it looks like you’re engaging in wash trading behaviors, your account will be locked for the next 90 days
Between that and resetting the clock on long term capital gains it would have been way better to tell your landlord rent will be a couple days late

>>50596402
>Media say GameStock bad
>Media smart
>Media friend
>Me no trust GameStock
>Unga bunga

Bros, and Indian girl wants to go out with me...

She's Christian and really sweet, but would this help the shills or hurt them?

>>50596425
>one more day
>just one more day
>one more to drown away the stress and sorrow with hookers and cocaine
>It'll all be gone anyway so why not
>jist one more day......

>>50596448
Unga perhaps.
Bunga, perhaps not.

>>50596465
>brainwash with the cock
All other answers need not apply

>>50596465
>Bang Indian girl
>Convince her to buy some GME
>Teach her to use a toilet
>Shills in absolute shambles

I for one would like to hear the Wu tang Once upon shaolin for it's musical merit. After the W the Rza went off to do film scores, various fall outs with U-God and Raekwon, ODB dying and the sound of the group just not being as strong as it was in the raw days. Too much music production and not enough grime. The Saga continues was a great album but missed U-god sound and while Redman filled in well, it doesn't have the panache the first 3 albums all had. I would very much like the NFT of it and thank you for listening to my Ted talk

>>50596491
I'll have her use the street because I don't like my neighbors

>>50596402
some people just don't listen man, I know how you feel

>>50596495
based anon.

>>50596495
I think pleaserdao is gonna release it to the world for free after moass.

>>50596495
>ODB
NGMI

kek baggots

>>50596540
Post the original at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTz4l72mSTk

one for the holders

>>50596495
I unironically think wu-tang divi is still in the chamber for a kill shot if this split somehow doesn't work.

33.84 USD -6.06 (-15.18%)past 5 days33.84 USD -6.06 (-15.18%)past 5 days33.84 USD -6.06 (-15.18%)past 5 days

MUH SPLIT
MUH UTILIZATION
MUH DRS
MUH NFTS
MUH FLOAT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50596573
Would you call it, a 36th chamber?

>closing below 34
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

It's like they logged on at the exact same time.

>>50594867
Just like there was no inflation, until there was record breaking inflation?

>50596562
You realize why that screenshot exists, right? It's because you shills were claiming there won't be a split. So thanks for posting that so we can laugh at you again.

>>50596611
checked, it's because they did

>>50596562
lmao obsessed

>>50596623
This screenshot? This one where we laugh at niggerfaggot?

kek squeezies
kek hedgies
kek shillies
kek plungies
kek Eies
kek jimmi chillies
kek jannies
WAGMI

>>50596402
I've told my friends and family as well. Unfortunately, most of my friends can't afford one GME, because they are all somehow worse losers than me. As for my family, I think they believe they can just coast on any wealth I come into, without taking on any risk themselves.

>>50595745
For me, it's an original 59 Les Paul

if we close above $34 dicks will be succed

What a beautiful flat line.

>>50596666
I'm hard already, sucker-san

>>50596666
I'm ready satan.

>>50596666
I'm ready for some succ Super Satan

>>50596666
My body is ready

>>50596642
lmao baggie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Eyes peeled on the market in ah. This is when all the funny business happens.

These retards actually made a site, coded it to track the NFT marker and all for "teh lulz"

illuminate they self government employees

robbie fergusson heavily implied that the full IMX integration would come soon after the beta launch
but actually gamestop is allowed to delay it a full year according to the contract
he better not have strung us along like those poopring assholes last year

>>50596766
anon... we live in clown world... all /biz/ is funni

WTFWT

>>50596881
AaaaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaa

>75 bepis
lmao nobody wants to have to take the blame, huh.

Awwwww whats that meltdownies? Don't like being trolled back?

Splivvy did nothing loool

Ba__ies ;((

>i am a multi-millionaire
>the banks just ain't updated yet

THEY TARGETED GAMERS

GAMERS

>>50596643
>shills so massively butthurt they had to hit the archives to find the all the anons being excited about being right in the first place
It's funny if you really think about it.

>>50596927
I hate that I actually feel this way. I'm avoiding swiping right on some matches because I want to officially have no money problems already. Hurry the fuck up and jump Ken. I'm horny.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BAGKEKS HAHAHAHA
Big Man Jerome Powell said RATE HIKES can be slowed. Know what that means, bagkeks? It means; MARKET. NEVER. CRASHING. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Donkey chads where are you at? How many donkeys are you going to buy with your gme gains? I’m thinking of starting a big donkey farm with like 100.

>>50596660
>family coast on wealth
OH lad you're screwed. Tell them you sold everything because you had a big dentist bill or something. Then never ever talk about money with them again. It could save your life. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ttov7j/congratulations_youre_a_multimillionaire_now/ this thread very related

You cannot psyop and gaslight us shills.

>50596968
Looooooooooooooooooooooooool sure buddy

>>50596978
Why would you need 100 donkies anon?

>>50596143
Don’t wait Just sell now

Nasdaq up 4% you fucking losers. Market is NEVER
NEVER
NEVER CRASHING

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

RC COME ON GIVE US A SIGN
WE'RE FUCKED AREN'T WE

>>50597007
Probably just to have as friends and so that I can share my love of donkeys with others. They’re such sweet animals and have very little purpose. They will show off my wealth nicely too. Imagine driving by a farm with 100 donkeys and not thinking that guy is wealthy. A much better way to show off wealth than yachts or expensive houses.

Gotta love how all the shills clock in at once.

>>50597099
It's amazing how they all manage to time it at the right moment

>pic unrelated

Sers, is it pronounced profundities or pro-fun-titties?

It’s over
>It’s over
It’s over
>It’s over
It’s over
>It’s over
It’s over
>It’s over

>oh look it's another case of the people (the fed) who caused the problem trying to convince us there is no problem!
>market rally
MOABT mother of all bull traps
Anyways here's a pic showing how they manipulate price via dark pools.

>>50595409
Comfortable body shape
>tone wood
Ha
>why would anyone mod one of the most popular body styles
Questions

>>50597139
Instead of shilling, why not look at a donkey?

Donkey says
>all shills will be trampled to death.

>>50597094
> Spend his MOASS making Eeyore happy
I approve.

If your shares arent DRS'd you have no shares and have no right to post in this thread

>>50596981
>because you had a big dentist bill
Not a thing in my country. Neither is contesting wills, however, so I intend to tell them I've bequeathed everything to the KKK or some shit just in case anything happens.

Or more likely, I'll just never mention the stock again and just let them assume I lost everything. I'm 99% sure they're too retarded to figure out how to check.

>>50597164
>MOABT
Hey anon.
Your Mom is the Mother of All Bull Traps.

I’m going to be honest with you all. I shill here because I have to. I opened a short position a long time ago and I am in completely over my head. I know the things I say are false and easily rebuked, but I say them hoping people will be too lazy to correct it and that it might affect someone who isn’t as much in the know. It’s either keep doing this or pay up and there’s no way I can do that now. So I’ll keep doing it. Having told you all this, I am now karmiclly absolved. But if it’s going to be you or me, it’s going to be you

>>50597164
Guess what you're going to do about it baggie??? Literally nothing

>>50597215
kek shorties

>>50597215
year dubs checks and honestpilled

>>50597094
Based.

https://medium.loopring.io/gamestop-nft-is-live-on-loopring-l2-5354edc736b4

Fuck time is nigh.

>>50597271
40k profit at its peak
Dead marketplace

>when they tell you everything is fine but increase the RRP to help prop up their criminal cronies just a little bit longer

>>50597215
Hahahahaha hi Ken

>>50597215
nahhh you WANT it to be us. but it's actually going to be you.

women have nice face but ugly genital
man have ugly face but nice genital
how i make money from this

>fed hiked rates
>zero threads about it
WTF, and WTF is with the jannies? Jesus fuck

>>50597132
kek sloppies

>>50597215
you just hate us cause you anus

>>50597271
>AMM DEX
uh oh hedgies

>>50597185
based donkey

>>50597000
>You cannot psyop and gaslight us shills.
>You cannot psyop and gaslight us, shills.

>>50597007
For his 50 Mexican whores obviously.
Donkey shows are big business.

>>50597215
I believe you.
Source: It's hilarious if it were the truth.

>>50596926

Is it morally wrong to take a new job and then completely ghost them when we wagmi in two weeks?

>>50597094
Extremely based. Donkeys are just the best and sadly going extinct, at least my local variety. I don't need 100 of them, but a few for sure

>>50597381
no>>50597382

>>50597344
Jannies have been so trigger happy recently. Bullish.
and /SuckingMaleGonads/ had an entire thread just reacting to the rate hike kek

>>50597381
Nah.

>>50597271
Nice lfg

>>50597094
Very based. If you get donkeys you should get some sheep or chickens they can protect. Donkeys are like little battle horses that fuck up coyotes. Give them a purpose

>50597288
>Beta
>Phase 0
>Dead

lol do meltdownie really?

>>50596978
I like donkeys, getting two or three, but also giving a lot of money to a localish old donkey refugee, already give money to feed one of their donkeys when I'm able to, pretty cool animals

>>50597381
Sounds morally based

>50597382
donkey fucker confirmed

Baggies. Where were you when you realized the market was never crashing and GME was never going above $40 again?

>>50597425
I just filter their ids, makes the thread readable

>>50597185
I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop
>I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop
I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop
>I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop
I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop
>I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop
I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop
>I will not fall for the donkey saga psypop

>>50597451
I will lose my shit if I find out Cramer was one of their mods lol kek demands it be true

imagine being some comfy billionaire hf manager whose only real concern was where to holiday on the yacht next summer and then all of a sudden a bunch of fucking retards overbuy the stock you've shorted the absolute shit out of and you now have to spend your days paying a bunch of chinks to shitpost on an algerian basket weaving forum in a desperate attempt to dissuade thousands of autists to dump a stock they love more than their weighted blanket and you check the ticket each day and all you see is the walls slowly starting to cave in

>>50597341
Um anon, I think you might be gay

>50597435
>he learned to not quite but doesn't quite know why we do it
Oh meltdownie, I'll think of you when I'm happily lording over my donkey farm

>>50597403
>/SuckingMaleGonads/ had an entire thread just reacting to the rate hike kek
I literally avoide those threads as they are fucking reddit. I am just suprised there are no seperate threads on pol or biz.

>50597501

>he learned to not quite

They don't know how to speak their native language. This is the average Caucozoid that holds Gamestop shares.

>>50597505
What hike? You mean that one that caused Nasdaq to end the day up 4%? That one?

>>50597422
Yo that’s actually genius

All the shill wolves won’t be able to get to my shit.

>>50597463
who is this man and why is he molestinga horse

>>50597435
Lol gme was like 150 last week, it'll hit 40 easy peasy nigger

>>50597463
You will buy donkeys and you will be happy.

Shares on loan going parabolic

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w9oxjq/at_what_point_do_we_stop_calling_these_spikes_and/

>Post saying stop calling them glitches they are not
>Half-dane to the debooonking

Daddy why did you spend our last $34 on gamestop? It's been 2 years. You haven't made a single penny

Any AH chicanery? Is there going to be a massive dump tomorrow? Is Wall Street and the PPT stalling the crash? If so are they waiting for a certain event to happen? Are they planning another Autumn crash? Is putting stuff in your butt gay? How are the hedgies still kicking the can? What will RC tweet next? Is an NFT dividend still possible?

>>50597428
>>50597382
Based and donkeypilled

>>50597593
Yep, 11 shares dropped the price 3%

>>50597550
kek is this it?

>>50597593
Gme isnt real your living in a fantasy world

>>50597628
>your living in a fantasy world
My living in a fantasy world what?

>>50597638
yes

>>50597550
Just merely a glitch goyim

>>50597614
Probably not. I'm still of the mind no moass til 100% or near locked float or Ryan withdraws from DTCC due to fraud and tokenizes the stock entirely on LRC L2.

>>50597709
We're in the squeeze right now.

>>50597215
>karmiclly absolved
what kind of religious/spiritual view is that?

>>50597609
That seems, dare I say, insane?

>>50597738
I'm squeezing something right now.

>>50597709
I think it's already happening, bro.

>>50597556
>>50597556
>>50597556
Threaded faggots!

>>50597738
Maybe but not counting on it. It took tesla 35 trading days, we've had 3.

>>50597614
They also haven't returned the borrows, where's all of it going?

>>50597463
>Don K. Hauté

>>50597709
>withdraw from the DTCC
>were taking our stocks and going home
>ok now you owe us money
>SEC comes over
>Actually no and de listed
>not gonna sink the world economy because apes
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>that’s illegal!
>lol nobody else cares because their pensions are saved

>>50597782
Shit thread. Can we get a real thread going?

>>50597858
giga cope

and don't you ferget it!

>>50597215
>It’s either keep doing this or pay up
Close your position, take out a loan to pay it, take out a second loan to buy GME shares, and then take out a 3rd loan against your shares. You can make it.

>>50597271
official?

>>50597709
I want it to happen, but I still can't imagine the stock being put on a loopring exchange. LRC seems basically like a shit coin at this point.

>>50597550
holy fuck.

>>50594735
>>50594824
>>50595131

>>50597550
How do you even generate a number that big? Is it just by going all out on the item dupe glitch?

>>50598492
SROs are counterfeiting masters.

>>50597782
bitch boy

>>50598703

BAGGIES KEK