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farty farty farty pants

janny here
if you talk about the disease at all in this thread, you are banned

FUCK SIGA

I'm no bobo, but I think tomorrow will be red.

>Oil under 90
KWAB

>OIL stocks

>>50740644
Fuck gay sex hesitants

>>50740644
Make sweet love to SIGA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> cheaper oil makes everything else cheaper by proxy
Mamma mia, what a glorious day.

I'm doing great
I'm doing fine
You know me
I've got nothing on my mind
Nothing BUT GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Bobros where's the dump this can't be happening, I'm feeling nauseous...

>>50740644
NO!!!

>NOW

SIGA chads rise up

reminder there is zero non-anecdotal proof tpoxx is effective against the pox and SIGA has significantly underperformed SOXL over the past month

today is the average red day. this is BRUTAL we need at least a 2% pump tomorrow to compensate i can't believe this shit stonks only go up lmaooooo

>>50740697

>>50740602
Should I close my SIGA calls before market closes?

Worried about earnings call and guidance.

>>50740669
I agree, and I've called 257 of the last 51 red days

Just switch from SIGA to TNXP.

Give it to me straight bros... did USACchud scam me?

I slurped some more SCI today .Funeral home bros. Lol. They don't know. What is coming.

From oilbarons to oilsissies... how's it feel former barons?

>>50740710
For this one, instead of beer, shouldn't he be holding some stereotypical gay drink? I don't know what... it's been too long since I hung out in gay bars

>tfw I only have 1500 shares of SIGA

Go on without me, bros....

>>50740740
margaritas are NOT GAY

>>50740717
>Antibody levels don't real

>>50740718
You can't outlaw Latinas in /smg/

I fkn lost on AMD earnings and today it fkn rallys 6%. I've never seen anything like this. I'm legit sick, confused and demoralized. Wtf is this bullshit. Never have I seen this shit. God fkn damn I'm at a new low.

siga earnings today?

>>50740717
Friendly reminder this guy is a faggot and will need tpoxx treatment in the near future.

Stop trying to shill GOVX and TNXP those are literally scam companies... They are going up because of the MONKEY POOP MANIA... with no proven treatments..

>>50740717
>He thinks fundamentals matter

bobos are so funny, like they think bad news aren't priced in and good news are. i can't wait to see them cry when we pump a good 5% on cpi day
>NOOOOOOOO IT SHOULD'VE BEEN PRICED IIIIIIIN
>B-B-BUT CORE IS HIGHEEEEEER
>F-FED PIVOT IS FAAAAAAKE
hahahaha

if you're a bear don't @ me i will sit on your face and unleash a wet fart

>>50740734
W-who's gonna die, SCI bro?

>>50740773
He wrong Latinx

>>50740757
have 3 calls. was going to average down with 2 more when we were at 17 but decided against it.

>>50740757
>Sell 1500 shares
>Get about 30 grand
>Buy as much call options as you can
>win big or lose everything

>https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/un-chief-urges-tax-grotesque-greed-oil-gas-companies-2022-08-03/

>United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres on Wednesday slammed the "grotesque greed" of oil and gas companies and their financial backers and urged governments globally to "tax these excessive profits" to support the most vulnerable people.

>"It is immoral for oil and gas companies to be making record profits from this energy crisis on the backs of the poorest people and communities, at a massive cost to the climate," Guterres told reporters.

>The two largest U.S. oil companies, Exxon Mobil Corp XOM.N and Chevron Corp CVX.N, British-based Shell (SHEL.L) and France's TotalEnergies (TTEF.PA) combined earned nearly $51 billion in the most recent quarter, almost double what the group brought in for the year-ago period. read more

>"I urge all governments to tax these excessive profits, and use the funds to support the most vulnerable people through these difficult times," Guterres said.

AY YO FUCK YOU COMMIE NIGGER

>>50740717
heres a peer reviewed study showing it works and can be used earlier and result in faster recover than alternatives

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(22)00228-6/fulltext#%20

>>50740692
wtf

>>50740799
That's retarded. He could just sell covered calls when it pumps

>>50740773
This is a taco free zone.

>>50740718
I would still eat her pussy and ass and cum in her tight butthole and drink it as it oozes out

>>50740789
SCI shorts are going to die.

The people. Who are shorting SCI. Will die.

2 MINUTE WARNING FOR GAYSEX PLAYS
ALL ABOARD THE HOMO SEXPRESS

What does the health emergency mean? Will they fast track approval processes for drugs and shit?

>>50740806

"massive cost to the climate" the oil and gas niggers don't even burn the oil that's what the end user does. Fucking government cartel just giving themselves excuses to steal money.

>>50740823
>and drink it as it oozes out
Alright you went too far there.

>>50740823
....umm that turned gay real quick

>>50740773
They're ugly goblins that smell horrid. Get over it.

>>50740820
fag

>>50740833
whens earnings

They didn't listen to me about the SCI. They won't look at the archive and look at the SCI. The funeral home. With a monopoly. With pre-need trusts raking in tons of revs.

Idiots. Morons. The Whites. The Snow Roach.

Any VIXchads loading up before close? This white house briefing is peak clown show

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50740855
30 minutes

SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF STOCK OFFERING
>SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF STOCK OFFERING
SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF STOCK OFFERING
>SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF STOCK OFFERING
SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF STOCK OFFERING
>SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF STOCK OFFERING

FUCKING SHIT GARBAGE VIX GO UP YOU CUNT

>>50740861
whats the play
buy calls?
sell naked calls?
guide me to enlightenment my hindu fren

>>50740873
SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MANDATING CONVERSION THERAPY
>SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MANDATING CONVERSION THERAPY
SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MANDATING CONVERSION THERAPY
>SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MANDATING CONVERSION THERAPY
SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MANDATING CONVERSION THERAPY
>SIGA TECHNOLOGIES FALLS AFTER HOURS ON NEWS OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MANDATING CONVERSION THERAPY

>>50740863
I'm not buying VIX calls but I am buying similar VIX products.

>>50740873
Really....

>>50740710
where my BVNRY bruvs

>06M30Y has inverted
02M30Y when?
Can we get inverted so much to make it into a curve again?

>>50740895
>FALLS AFTER HOURS
?

>>50740901
I've seen worse but still

Alright:

DING DING DING HOW DID >>(YOU) DO TODAY??

-0.17% OR -$111 (CHECKEM)

Just smashed NOW calls right before close

Now I'm off to smash my very beautiful Latina girlfriend

See you tomorrow!

>>50740717
It doesn't matter if it works as long as they buy it

>>50740917
Yield curve? No no no, we're now gonna have a yield spiral.

SIGA SHORTS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AS COMPANY REPORTS RECORD EARNINGS AND INCREASES GUIDANCE 7000% FOR NEXT QUARTER
>SIGA SHORTS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AS
COMPANY REPORTS RECORD EARNINGS AND INCREASES GUIDANCE 7000% FOR NEXT QUARTER
SIGA SHORTS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AS COMPANY REPORTS RECORD EARNINGS AND INCREASES GUIDANCE 7000% FOR NEXT QUARTER
>SIGA SHORTS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AS
COMPANY REPORTS RECORD EARNINGS AND INCREASES GUIDANCE 7000% FOR NEXT QUARTER
SIGA SHORTS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AS COMPANY REPORTS RECORD EARNINGS AND INCREASES GUIDANCE 7000% FOR NEXT QUARTER
>SIGA SHORTS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE AS
COMPANY REPORTS RECORD EARNINGS AND INCREASES GUIDANCE 7000% FOR NEXT QUARTER

>>50740917
Priced in

>>50740898
Am I the biggest retard on the planet for thinking it cannot stay this low even 1 more week

>>50740919
Haha you got le trolled

>>50740863
I‘m still holding. I got the October calls so I‘m good until end of September

>>50740923
-0.27% OR -167$

>>50740740
If I have time tomorrow I'll edit him to be holding Zima or wine coolers

AMC in a few minutes

>>50740923
perfectly comfy being boring, up 0.83%/$512

also it's been awhile since i've been here where is the chili's? who is this tranny?

>>50740923
+$2,976
It's more than I make in a month of working.

>>50740945
>Zima
That's what I was thinking... but I don't think Zima still exists

WMT DOWN 100% AFTER HOURS AS SHARTING IN MARTS IS MADE ILLEGAL BY BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER
>WMT DOWN 100% AFTER HOURS AS SHARTING IN MARTS IS MADE ILLEGAL BY BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER
WMT DOWN 100% AFTER HOURS AS SHARTING IN MARTS IS MADE ILLEGAL BY BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER
>WMT DOWN 100% AFTER HOURS AS SHARTING IN MARTS IS MADE ILLEGAL BY BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER
WMT DOWN 100% AFTER HOURS AS SHARTING IN MARTS IS MADE ILLEGAL BY BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER
>WMT DOWN 100% AFTER HOURS AS SHARTING IN MARTS IS MADE ILLEGAL BY BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER

>>50740923
+1.86%

>>50740923
closed my soxl calls yesterday so I'm only holding siga calls. Averaged down on one that was negative 60%.

Started the day -30%
ended being up 50%

probably should have closed my positions but earnings. Might close tomorrow.

>>50740884
helo ser. do not buy the calls. calls r dangerous. except maybe a LEAP or two that is 75 delta or higher.


buy shares sir. on the SCI. because they unironically have made really good investments. nah fr fr bruh lets discuss the "investment inside and investment".

So basically hella companies that are publicly traded use their own treasuries to invest into other things. So when you long or short a stock, you have to consider the company's investment ofc.

So for example I am shorting SHOP, for a few reasons but a couple big reasons being their investments into AFRM and Stripe (Stripe is private, they have warrants that are deep underwater).

On the other side of the coin, my bhenchode, SCI is a company with really great investments. SCI , like all funeral homes, offers "pre-need" trusts where boomers hand over their pre-payment for a funeral (grim i know) and the company invests that. SCI has done REALLLLLY well with their "pre-need trust" investments

>>50740963
Based, but make sure you keep a steady income stream, too.

Allow me to blogpost: I was just officially hired after months of NEETing. Customer service representative at a local bank. The branch is less than a mile from my parents house. I’m 26 and I’ll be making $20 an hour. Seriously want to end it so badly. Is there any upside to this? I have no expenses and several hundred thousand saved up so I’m not totally fucked but it feels pretty bad. I think if things haven’t improved by the time I’m 27 I’ll off myself

>>50740873
You are fake news

>>50740960
What's your allocation on this? 14% each?

he does it for you
he does if for me
but most of all
he does it for

Hello to all my fellow straight white males out there

>offering

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIGA SISSIES BTFO

>>50740949

>>50740996
>26 and I’ll be making $20 an hour

better than being 37, with cancer, and making 15 an hour.

uhhhhh SIGA sissies????

LOL SIGA BAGGIES LOSING THEIR LIFE SAVINGS IN REAL TIME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50741005
pls stop identifying as white
say european american or something

also,

>>50741028
>-4% on 0 volume
??

>>50740923
NVDA 180/182.5 bull call spread I opened last week is printing. And SIGA
Now just need ELY and SIGA to do well on earnings and I'll nuy

Where can i read the earnings report

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GET FUCKED

SIGA SHARES PLUMMET AS GAY PEOPLE STOP HAVING PISS ORGIES FOR ONE DAY

BBBYpill me

>>50740923
Had no right to my gains today. Capitulated like a bitch multiple times in the morning. +$100/+0.16%.

Bobo you lied to me and now I’m stuck bagholding sqqq and qid at 25% down

Hope SIGA is sub 15 tomorrow I wanna take profits on my puts and move it all into BMBL puts for next week. Anyways hope you literal faggots sold before this dump and I hope you run it up again so I can short again... this has been fun

MY SIGA SHORTS BE PRINTING

>>50741001
nah, VTI is 27%
MSFT, AAPL, GOOG are all 15-18%
NVDA 8.5%
AMD and AMZN are 4-5%

>>50740982
well just remember if you ever get caught in a mass shooting that i bought a couple shares of sci for u

How many of you retards are on the Siga earnings call? Starts in 21 minutes.

Siga bros
.....

>>50741045
I'm capitulating

>>50740996
After work instead of playing video games, shitposting, or masturbating, take a Udemy course or two on python/data science. You still have time but you have to be diligent. 3 hours daily after minimum dedicated to studying. It will be tiring but worth it.

https://www.coursera.org/learn/python-machine-learning-for-investment-management
https://online.stat.psu.edu/statprogram/stat510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_5SLG7sUa0&list=PLwJRxp3blEvZyQBTTOMFRP_TDaSdly3gU

Learn python applied to data science / finance
Learn time series
Once you have python foundation learn machine learning.

This is why Indians earn a fuck load of money in the USA, regardless of being 1st, 2nd, or 3rd gen.

This is what desis do. We just go autistic on SVM's

How many siga posts do you fags need to make?

>>50741079
all of them

>>50740996
climb the corporate ladder you dumb fuck, network, make friends, jump ship to another bank or executive type job

>>50741057
....it's already back to where it closed

>>50740850
post Salma_2.webm

>>50741039
https://investor.siga.com/news-releases/news-release-details/siga-reports-financial-results-three-and-six-months-ended-june-0

So SIGA is like fine WTF are yall talking about lol
gonna be green AH cap it

>>50741064
i would rather u short SHOP than long SCI since SCI is a 5+ year hold imo

SHOP is just a donkeyshit company that is more profitable to short on a smaller time horizon than going long on a boomer value play like SCI is


So short the SHOP lol. SCI IS A 5 YEAR HOLD DO NOT EXPECT QUICK GAINZZZZZzzssz

>>50741057
>>50741048
>>50741043
>>50741041
can you faggots shut the fuck up

>>50741067
present

>>50740740
Chilled cum is the traditional beverage of the gays

>>50741108
im not shorting shit anymore

HODL APES HODL

It makes me sad seeing everyone make gains and all my account does is power crab :(

>>50740996
>>50740996
A job like that is fine for getting out of the NEET life but you should start a career. Get an entry level role for a career. Especially if you don't have expenses spend a year getting experience and you could get into the 80k - 100k range in a year or two. Also, wait until the markets been closed for a few hours before blogposting.

>>50741112
no I'm serious what's the deal with BBBY

can YOU pants poopers just STOP POOPING YOUR DAMN PANTS for ONE SECOND

this trading session was so gay bros why did anyone even bother

>>50741112
>IBKR
How do you get that data? my chart stops at 4pm

>>50741132
I’ve been getting rekt lately and finally had a +6% today

>>50741079
It's just the flavor of the week, don't worry about it. Next month there will be some other memestock for /smg/ to lose money on.

>>50741139
Gaysexbros got to coom and oilbarons had their land confiscated by peasants. So it wasn't a total waste.

Crsr just continues to dump forever

>>50741100
that's relatively disappointing forward guidance

>>50741128
y not chud
>>50740936
i mean 1 week it could def stay this low dont think on a time horizon this short
but fr fr volatility will catch a bid after at least a couple weeks.

I'm buying VIXY or VXX here bro. join me. but im not buying weekly calls or some dogshit like that. aint gambling on short time horizon

>The Company has applied to list its AMC Preferred Equity Units on the New York Stock Exchange (“NYSE”) under the symbol “APE” starting August 22, 2022 and each AMC Preferred Equity Unit is designed to have the same economic and voting rights as one share of Common Stock.
>https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220804005449/en/AMC-Entertainment-Holdings-Inc.-Announces-Special-Dividend-of-AMC-Preferred-Equity-Units

Apes........we won.......

>>50740659
>Call options in an IRA
>No calls in main portfolio
>Illiquid ticker with heightened margin reqs
>Implied heavy portfolio concentration making margin even tighter
>Somehow a 200% gain in entire main portfolio despite mere 110% move in the stock
>Random oil ETF thrown in for added bait
Nice larp. The subtle GOVX pump makes it a real 10/10.

Let's GO pussy gel!

Holy shit buddy check AMC computer

I had a good day until some asshole lowered the bid on my TQQQ calls by 40 cents 2 seconds before close... and Fidelity calculates the current value based on the bid... so up until then I was crabbing, and then suddenly lost $700 which put me in the red today, such bullshit. Good thing TQQQ is pumping after hours.

>>50741164
>that's relatively disappointing forward guidance

how so

SIGA EARNINGS CALL 15 MINUTES GET IN HERE

https://event.choruscall.com/mediaframe/webcast.html?webcastid=l67Q42FS

SIGA EARNINGS CALL 15 MINUTES GET IN HERE

WILL MY TENDIES ARRIVE BEFORE THE CALL STARTS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>50741173
lol whatever. you mad bruh just say it
I actually am now making it a point to only invest in retirement accounts. I make 2__k and dont need to pay any capital gains taxes and I can have a fabulous life.

>>50741156
yeah i guess it is a good day when oilsisters get btfo

>>50741132
hello

>>50741195
dubs and a sigger gets to ask a question

>>50741142
>right click chart
>chart parameters
>check box to display outside of regular trading hours

>>50741167
>ape ticker
wonder what their reasoning for this is? trying to get more stock cult hype for exit liquidity or something?

KWAB

MOON PLATOON NEVER SELLS! BUY THE DIP APES!!!! TO $1000!!!!

>>50741167
So they diluted, but in a way that makes their stock go up?

>>50740923
Overall down 29k

Up 4k today tho.

>>50741209
nice mang welcome to the non-loser club. what was your play?

Trips for my 2 siga calls

>>50741209
Zoom out

>>50741166
I bought 8/17 calls last week Monday and been averaging my cost down. I'm still kinda in shock that this play turned into a literal directional bet on House Speaker Pelosi's life and I didn't take the profit before her plane started descending. Was pretty wild watching my profit go up in real time as her plane got closer and then start to go down as she landed safely. Wtf game am I even playing anymore?

What company do I say I’m with for the SIGA earnings call

>>50741221
AHAHAHAHAHHA

>>50741209
>>50741005
without positions these are fake and/or gay

>>50741246
I said the LGBT faggot alliance foundation

>>50741139
Do you not even look at AMD?
>ngmi

>>50741210
>"Henlo, yes, is this thing on??"
>*ahem*
>"FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK KIKES, FUCK TRANNIES"

>>50741246
milf milkers ltd

>>50741242
can u fucking relax lmao ppl on this board are jittery schizos. go buy a back month vol product

>>50741100
Just as expected -- boring.
No bad news = moon tiem.

>>50741231
I bought soxl
>>50741240
... ok I'm still down 7% on the year but to be fair it was a really shitty fucking year
>>50741259
pos pic

>>50741098

>>50741259
before market open

>>50741279
wait till you hear about the 5 billion dollar contract that just dropped from the US government on the call.

>>50741189
>We expect this positive trend to continue in the second half of 2022 as we have received year to date, as of July 31, approximately $60 million of international orders from ten international jurisdictions, of which nine of the jurisdictions are first-time customers

60 mil year to date, so that includes July (Q3) orders. It's not bad but it's nowhere near a bull case.

Fags are gonna have to fag it up a lot more.

>>50741246
GNAA

I am ride or die with CVX

How high SIGA gunna go? I hear the USA just declared it a national health emergency?

Will there ever be a red day again?

>>50741277
Bruh I could have taken $10k profit speculating on her life. Her life in those moments was an unknown variable so volatility increased, once she landed it was known she was safe, unknown variable becomes known variable, volatility decreases. It's not that schizoy

>>50741246
Just be honest, say you're there for the 4chan Business Board

...but say it real fast, so it sounds like "Fortune Business Board"

I'm digging this SIGA waiting room music it really makes me want to fuck 20 guys in the ass raw next week

imagine if everyone went to China and overwhelmed the bug police state with foreigners pee poop drinking and fucking

>>50741262
i played NVDA instead and got JUSTd

>>50741310
Realisticly 50-100. Some scizoids here say higher

できたね!おめでとうジャニーさん! (you did it! congratulations Janny-San!)

>>50741326
Please just take the medications on the dresser next to your bed

>>50741214
Nice one man, thanks

holy shit NET is off to the moon

>>50741221
>>50741252
>AMC announced a special dividend
Well, what's the problem here? Dividends make price go down.

- Received Approximately $60 Million of International Orders for Oral TPOXX® Year to Date, from Ten Jurisdictions under New and Existing
Contracts -
NOT EVEN INCLUDING THE NEW US CONTRACTS THAT ARE GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED WE CANT STOP WINNING

my daughters former teacher that she really really liked called me up out of the blue to catch up and see if we wanted to hang out. feeling bullish

>>50741298
dayum son

>>50741334
BULLISH

>>50740945
Mikes hard lemonade

K Mart

>>50741246
Bofa

>>50741342
What time frame we talking here? EOY?

>>50741361
This was priced in

>60 million in orders
>3+ billion market cap
I'm not feeling excited whatsoever. There aren't enough cases

>>50741361
priced in

>>50741202
I call it as I see it. You ran a good larp session today but it's over now.
Should've done some basic math when you plugged in your numbers to the html edit, instead of pretending a 180% gain in one portfolio on a 110% move. Remember for next time that the more info you reveal, the easier it is to spot errors.

You probably even baited a few retards into softening those LMDX bags, so congrats on that win.

>>50741246
Currency Waste Management

Bearish music

What is everyone longing?

>>50741348
The problem is I watched it in real time. The unrealized profit column doesn't lie.

>>50741363
how old is she and where is your wife

>>50741390
haha the desperation on feeling like you know what youre talking about. I know exactly how you feel right now man and its pathetic.

>>50741334
it sounds like offbrand vitamin string quartet, extremely gay, good sign

>>50741326
You were not speculating on some California bureaucrat's life. You were watching a bunch of idiots bet on earnings and watched as the call started and the betting ceased. You were doing the schizo/dementia thing of taking 2 separate shit and making some inane connection.

>rolling in the deep

What did they mean by this

>>50741409
You're mom lmao

>>50741419
thank u for explaining wat im 2 lazy 2 explain rn!

>>50741334
god damn sounds like I need a link

>>50741419
So people betting on earnings is what makes vix spike these days? Nice try rabbi

>>50741429
btfo

>>50741424
oh wait is this a piano or a violin

>>50741308
I sold my DVN for a loss today. $85 WTI seems to be a key level. Wouldn’t want to hold oil here desu. Think I’m going to buy back in end of the year

so we all said we're from the GNAA right? need to make sure I got our branding right

>>50741363
pretty sure the teacher could lose his/her job

>>50741429
you are mom what?

Cheeky SIGA wicks to 19.47, hedgie got bored.

>>50741415
im divorced and i think shes in her 30s

>>50741409
SCI
BCC
Volatility Products like VIXY or VXX
GRMN
After a fat dump later this year, I will slurp more AMAT
Some more shit probably

>>50741455
it's both you muppet

SIGAnoids this is some weeeak ass after hours volume. hold.

>>50741460
Yes.

>>50741298
Nice. Did you take any profits?

Holy FUCK tomorrow is going to be so red. Look at the indicators!!

>>50741491
Impossible. Crude oil dying means the end of inflation means the end of Fed rape hikes.

>>50741483
it was a buyout so not really a ton of upside in waiting and more risk downside. so yes I took all profits.

I CAN'T WIN, I CAN'T REIGN
I WILL NEVER WIN THIS GAME WITHOUT YOU
WITHOUT YOU
I AM LOST, I AM VAIN
I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
WITHOUT YOU

>>50741419
>1 pbtid
Which earnings call made vix spike rabbi? Seriously I want to know

>>50741496
Just wait

cringe ryan
cringe
rules 1 and 2
lurk moar

>>50741496
>he thinks oil going down ends inflation
lol

FURNITURE BROS WHAT THE FUCK???

BEFORE WE TURN THE CALL OVER TO NIGGA MANAGEMENT

SIGA CALL LIVEEEEEEEEEEE!@

>SIGA late to their own scheduled meeting

The last company I saw do this did a -90% and then was bought out

>>50741527
Where is this from

>>50741491
hope so, ive been long vix for months waiting for the great crash of 2022 and its been soul crushing

>>50741496
PCE still indicates inflation, so no

Here we go sega

>>50741545
sig ga

>>50741527
My bad

>>50741467
Why those?

>>50741409
NXST
MU
UUUU

>>50741559
I'm hard, but not in a gay sex way

HERE WE GO SIGA NIGGAS WE GONNA SKYROCKETTTTTTTTTTTT

>>50741546
Bullish

>>50741246
smg-capital

>>50741571
Ive already posted why i like BCC and SCI. GRMN is a good company with govt contracts for satcoms and commercial applications. lots of diversity in revenues from products.

AMAT is just a good semi company with higher EV than most semis

>>50741491
Which ones?

EARLY INNINGS
>EARLY INNINGS
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>EARLY INNINGS
EARLY INNINGS
>EARLY INNINGS
EARLY INNINGS
>EARLY INNINGS
EARLY INNINGS
>EARLY INNINGS
EARLY INNINGS
>EARLY INNINGS
EARLY INNINGS
>EARLY INNINGS
EARLY INNINGS
>EARLY INNINGS

>Severe disease
Bullish betting on misery

>>50740602
>early innings
Literally free money

OHHH FUCK ITS NOT JUST GONNA BE THE HOMOS WE ARE GONNA BE RICH

>right now it is to use a sports saying "early innings"

God these faggots always have the worst autisms

>>50741346
ありがとう。ちんちん、しゃぶっていい?(thanks. your tintin, can i suckle?)

>>50741409
LLY
VIX Stuff
F
And to prove I'm not a boomer, I've got a chunk in ETH

>>50741610
>having sex with men

>>50741414
Still trying to hold up the larp I see, but you've already blown it.

>>50741298
>2k shares
>50k basis
>~100k value at close

>>50741502
>76k gain

Again, plug in some basic math if you're gonna make some html edits to support a larp.

Gonna copy/paste my SCI thesis cuz y not

SCI: Service Corporation International
A company that operates funeral goods and services.

The industry has high barriers to entry because to be a licensed operator requires advanced mortuary degrees and certifications. Most funeral homes are family run but these guys buy them up while maintaining the name. Deathcare is not a very Capital intensive business (you don’t have to bonfire cash on R&D), and the margins are handsomely healthy double digits. It’s quite sad but families will shell out inordinate amounts of money for deathcare.

Caskets can cost as much as a car (10 grand plus), and services up there too. Their weighted avg cost of capital is mid single digits (5-6%), a number so low that any Graham disciple would foam so hard at, we’d try to vaccinate them against rabies.


It keeps getting better. They have float. A family may put money into a “pre-need trust”. They will pay for services well in advance, placing cash into a trust account. Then SCI will manage the account, investing the monies in a portfolio of securities.

I think they might have laxer regulations over the investable securities in the trust than an insurance company’s portfolio. An insurance company’s portfolio composition is constrained by the jurisdiction that it’s domiciled in. The state’s insurance commissioner may say something like “no more than 15% of your premiums portfolio can be invested in equities”. Pre-need trusts are 59% equities.

Their trust portfolios have done so well, they’ve outperformed any comparable endowment / insurance portfolio. 14%, 16%, 20% returns last 3 years. $275M of investment income generated from the trusts in the last year.

Angry at myself for not buying Net last month

>>50741606
All of them

VIXchads, I have consumed an entire six pack of Diet Coke and have received the mandate of heaven, unlike Sleepy David Soxl who by the way is apparently a pedophile. I just heard it for the first time and I'm like, wow there's no way its true, but it is true unfortunately, so unfortunate.

God fucking dammit, I was going to buy some NET but I had no free cash

Fuck, tech bull market is back then I guess

>>50741625
that was always known to anybody with more than a few brain cells.
>>50741641
>>2k shares
>>50k basis
>>~100k value at close
yeah it doubled...I can tell you arent really good at the maths my friend. likely a darkie no doubt.

wait so straight people can catch mankey pox

うんこ

>>50741649
>A company that operates funeral goods and services.
Bonasera...Bonasera...

>>50741674
straight people can get fucked up the ass too

ASMB stock ladies!

>>50741667
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BULLSHIT I MEAN BULLISH

>>50741674
I can't really blame you for thinking gays are a different species than us but come on anon.

>>50741674
Yes straight men who have sex with men, catch up sweetie this is old news

SIGA STATUS ?

WAIT YOU MEAN THERE ARE BISEXUAL MAN WHO CAN FUCK A MAN WITH THE POX AND THEN FUCK WOMEN AND TRANSMIT IT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD
NO WAY
ITS ALMOST LIKE
BIOLOGY
ITS ALMOST LIKE HIGH SCHOOL BIOLOGY

>>50741693
silence this is siga country

asmb doesn't even have earnings calls

>>50741672
>76k gain
Not even trying to hide it lol. I'm done here.

>>50741709

Wait, I'm straight and I don't have sex with men.

>>50741713
Gay and sexy

>>50741674
>straight people
We prefer the term "normal people"

>>50741729
>76k triggers you
absolutely NGMI lmao

>>50741682
Omoshiroi うんこ.

I AM GOING TO START FUCKING TWINKS TO HELP SPREAD THE MONKIE. REMEMBER ME /SMG/

>>50741713
Still need to bet on gay degeneracy but looking good

I'm not baking.

>>50741729
Lets settle this: Do you own any SIGA?

>>50741750
カンチョー

>>50741789
I can't do katakana. Gomen, go on without me.

WATCH MEGL TOMORROW MORNING. NEW IPO. DEGENERATE GAMBLERBROS DONT MISS OUT

Hey im deaf. My country is about to hit a recession. When the prices are low in stocks or whatever surely this would be a good time to get some kind of secondary income for me? What advice can you guys give? Are all these links in the OP helpful? I feel out of my depth immediately, is there somethin more beginner friendly? I think my learning/education suffered from being deaf too, i can only read so much and i finished school more than 18 years ago now. I was never erally smart. I just want to invest and have a livable amount of money man, im tired of being stuck in life. Sorry fo this kind of post i guess its really off-topic im just at or near the end of my rope here.

Lmao siga sisters, wtf is this rollercoaster?

>>50741751
DONT DO IT!!! YOU'LL CATCH THE AIDS AND YOU WON'T EVEN GET MONKUE POX!!!!! STOP TURN BACK!!!!

>>50741821
>>50741821
>>50741821
>>50741821

>>50741818
MY COCK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW THOUGH, SOME OF THESE ASIAN TWINKS ARE SO CUTE

>50741824
absolutely not

>>50741802
Hi deaf, I'm dad

>>50741810
wait are they just repeating everything in this link

>>50741100

>>50741802
You dont have to be smart nor have the ability to hear. Just buy SIGA every monday until you are rich.

>>50741818
Wait so whats the difference between aids and pox?

I only have 100 shares of net. Guess I need bigger balls to make it.

>>50741730
Yeah but you don’t have sex with women either

>>50741824
Early

>>50741802
Well, you could start a business. I could start a business. You know that My Pillow guy? Guy's a maniac. Successful business. Now you've got me thinking. What could you produce and sell? I think there's a guy who here sells jam.

>>50741810
low volume

>>50741741
76k gain on a 50k gain, lol.
Plenty of other anomalies too like GOVX sitting at zero shares before market open, but no cash position change to indicate any premarket trade. I could go on, but what's the point. The larp is busted.

>>50741802
you have a lot to learn if you're going to get "secondary income" I started in 2018 and am just now crushing it consistently with options spreads.
Investing is a long game that builds over time. Treat it like a savings account that grows and you won't have a bad time.
Look at an index fund if you want to use zero brain power or just buy a company that you think will continue to do well straight up like AAPL or MFST or something like that

>>50741852
>by 15 seconds
>>50741821
>>50741821
>>50741821
>>50741821
>>50741861
yeah its math dude it really aint hard

>>50740602
>>50740602
>>50740602

>>50741837
Is this your first time listening to an earnings call, newfag? That's how they all go

>>50741824
Retard

If you panic sold siga I hope your asshole swells shut from the sores. You are bitch made. EUA next.

I AM HERE TO SHIT ON SIGA BEARS

>>50741871
>yeah its math dude it really aint hard
Apparently for some it is. I'm not the one struggling to line up gains in my larp portfolio.

>>50741879
no. Rklb earning calls tell about all kinds of new stuff they're working on and new deals

Sue you muted idiottt

>>50741795
Thank you sir.

>>50740602
I hope one of our sigacels gets in

>>50741791
かん ちょ

>>50741908
eh I took a screenshot, not hard. if you want an autograph just send me your proton mail

Dumb tranny janny deleting a thread because it didn't have a title, fuck you faggot cut this shit out.

>woman asks a question
>it's about penetration rate
Roasties when will they learn

based janny pruning that retard's thread

>>50740602
What a wonderful day to be a CRABCHAD

>SIGA earnings call
>Let a woman ask a question
>She fucks up
lol

This thread has been pruned or deleted

>>50741935
Damn, that was fast, he must get paid a lot for this kind of service

Inb4 2 retards bake at the same time

>>50741854
>that My Pillow guy
holy fuck you guys sure do know how to make 'em

>>50741926
I believe it would be かんちょう Anon-chama.

>>50741920
>>penetration rates
SIGGER SU
SIGGER SUUUU
OUR GIRL

Baked!
>>50740602

>>50741947
>Also won't shut the fuck up
L.M.A.O.

>>50741964
What an embarrassing faggot, Trump needs to throw him under the bus already

>>50741934
The difficulty wasn't in taking the screenshot, but editing the numbers to look reasonable. Anyone can just manufacture a 10000% gain, but to make it into a real story is most of the fun.
You've done well today playing to role of some cocky retard that won big on their lottery ticket, but it's over now. You've blown your cover. The ticket was never real.

I'm not that interested in larping myself, but if you share your email here maybe you can get a nice group session going next week.

>>50741973
It is. Good observation lad

>>50742008
I didnt edit any numbers you're just retarded

>>50741964
I got a copy of his memoir. "From Crackhead to CEO" I was thinking about reading it to see if I might be able to learn anything and apply it to my life.

Ayo where's the new thread

>>50741964
Crazy, isn't it. You've got me thinking. Just gotta go viral. But gotta have a good product as well. Maybe embracing politics is a good business model, but not on the wrong side. Hm

>>50742004
Shut the fuck up. He is based and makes good slippers and makes the kikes seethe.

Fauci is a SIGGAR confirmed. If you still don't realize the swamp is backing us you have the IQ of a peppercorn.

Honestly though the biggest tell is the fact that you're on here shitposting the entire day away.
Anyone that really made it like that with a clean entry/exit on a big trade would be out celebrating all night. I've been there. The march 14th China tech stocks JPM liquidation pump was the biggest in recent memory. Cleared 6 figs on random garbage memes like BILI the day they all bounced.

>>50741917
I do not care if it’s a pajeet/chinaman scam pump and dump, I will join the ride if it pumps.

>>50742100
/smg/ closes at 10:30pm, that's it for today

>>50741795
buying 5k worth at open

>>50742104
I concur, I got a pair of his slippers and they're the best pair of slippers I have ever owned. I also called his 800 number drunk at 2am one night and told them my cat put holes in my My Pillow and they sent me a new My Pillow for free.

>>50742142
>>50742100
LAST CALL

Bryan Adams, the singer?!

>>50742156
I', good

SIGA & the Pox is clearly final phase psyop. Just look at this place - 80% of this general is now fully homo. What they couldn't achieve with decades of mass media manipulation they achieved in a few weeks by dangling a bit of SIGA profits in your face. The road to hell is paved in gold and poo

$200-$400 per course? Not $900? Uh oh...

>>50742155
That's the thing, people love his slippers and he's his own mascot. He's got a lot of things going for him ironically Holy shit I used that word correctly

>>50742190
SIGA is dropping to 10 tomorrow

>>50742145
Make sure to watch it in the premarket

Will there ever be a red day ever again? Speaking about the Nasdaq specifically

>>50742230
Not if my cock has anything to say about it

>>50742190

Uncle Sam gets a sweet deal since they bankrolled TPOXX. The rest of the world pays premium.

>>50741715
It's almost like aids.

Faggots really are a curse on humanity.

An entire earnings call and ZERO questions about how many Siga employees are gay.

>>50742454
disappointing

So this is really how it ends. /smg/ is officially over.

>>50741310
None.
Even globohomo funds hate fags

>>50742613
The jannie deleted the thread (is a faggot) but hey that's ok because we're still here giving advice to this deaf guy on how to start a business Fuck yeah bro I brought it full circle

>>50742304
*INHALE*
*sigh*
Yeah. You aids and pox is proof being gay is fookn gay

>>50742841
>>50742841
>>50742841
>>50742841