/biz/ - Business & Finance

This isn't infinite you need to produce chocolate. And if you had infinite chocolate you could just sell it in large slabs and save time by not molding it into loonies.

>>50922364
>this isn't infinite
But the grocery store restocks it before it runs out.
>sell it in large slabs
Nobody will buy chocolate that isn't coin shaped.

>>50922402
Are you stealing the chocolate? Because you will be caught eventually they will notice. If you are purchasing it then you won't make your money back. I've ran the numbers many times do you think you're the first one who came up with infinite money through chocolate coins?

>>50922364
>he doesnt have his very own private chocolate milk dispenser
ngmi kid

>>50922329
Wait... wheres the catch? Seems like I could just steal your idea and do this myself

>>50922453
>are you stealing the chocolate
I have an inside man working the cashier. He gives me a 10% family discount on the chocolate despite us being unrelated. I pay him 20% of the profits to keep him loyal.

>>50922487
I've written "patent pending" and the date of production on all my coins in red sharpie. If you produce your own coins using my idea, you are breaking copyright law.

>>50922456
I want to have a lot of halfnigger kids with her. I would love her passionately with all my heart forever and ever.

>>50922540
Very impressive scheme. When it inevitably blows up in your face it will be enron 2.0

>>50922487
you have to buy his shitcoins first

>>50922692
thats a man, anon

>>50922644
What if I produce it in banknotes and write the date of production on all bills with a blue sharpie? Checkmate. Same infinite choccy glitch aka money glitch but under different label
>>50922801
Ticker?

>>50922329
Be careful anon, this is how the jews got kicked out of 109 countries

>>50922988
Isnt it 110 since a few years with Yemen?

>>50922329
Where do you get your chocoloate from to put in the shells? If you have a chocolate machine then its literally perfect

>>50922364
Why put a damper on his fun?

>>50923932
Because this is a serious board for serious business.

>>50922329
there was a guy in another thread who has access to real Oompa Loompas maybe he's here he would know

>>50922364
>buy large quantity of chocolate coins
>carefully peel the shell off each chocolate coin
>eat the chocolate
>have to shit
>pour molten shit into the coin shell
>let it cool
>sell shitcoins to retards online
>rinse and repeat
Fool proof

>>50922819
The dick just makes it better.

>>50922329
you don't, you're more likely to get aluminium poisoning instead

>>50922692
geez
why not just have protected sex instead of becoming a mutt-making-machine

>>50922819
Nice try tranny, you dont pass.

>>50926944
But minerals are good for you.