/biz/ - Business & Finance

bears dont get to cum

What is the next meme after SIGA?

Rate my crashfolio,

Longs:
>IEF - 6.03%
>BAB - 5.74%
>PINK - 4.79%
>GLD - 3.21%
>DXJ - 3.17%
>XLP - 2.95%
>ENZL - 2.41%
>EWS - 1.99%
>PLBY - 1.94%
>XLU - 1.68%

Shorts:
>CFG - -1.92%
>EWI - -1.95%
>PEB - -1.96%
>BBY - -2.94%
>JETS - -2.96%
>JNK - -3.76%
>XLF - -3.95%
>HYG - -4.00%
>XLY - -4.14%
>META - -4.37%
>IWM - -5.83%
>XRT - -6.05%
>QQQ - -6.44%

Plus 55 JAN 2024 $10 puts on MPW

I sold my SOXL too early at $21.40

Can a bull-chad please tell me why IN THE FUCK the market is pumping, please?
>PMI tanking across the board
>QT doubling in 15 days
>RRP not increasing
>TGA downtrend
>Fed balance sheet decreasing
>= Liquidity is fucked
>China housing/bank sector is having a lehman moment
>Energy crisis, supply chain issues
>PE ratios are fucked
What am I missing? Inflation or not, this doesn't make any sense. Nothing should have investors running toward risk assets in times like today.

Maybe I'm just retarded.

I'm currently up 25k on TQQQ and my account is at its all time high. Things are going well

You shouldn't be allowed to buy SIGA if you're Gay.
It should count as insider trading.

>>50924442
take on risk for missing the bottom

>>50924436
BBBY

First+dubs for SOXL

>>50924442
P R I C E D I N

>>50924436
>SIGA
>meme
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>50924463
>Says this
>Burry leaves the market completely the enxt day
Bros...

>>50924478
no dubs for you loser

>>50924448
Sell

How about you take your fucking kilt and SIGA shares and shove 'em up your ass, ya jagoff

gonna enter a $10k put short for walmart missing tomorrow and causing the market to gap down before close

>>50924463
aaaaahhhhhHHHH!!!

>>50924444

let's see what this is

Check the weekly chart

>>50924491
Eh, why should I not continue following the trend?

>>50924469
I don't like that one because Reddit is already all over it. What is the next 4chan only meme?

Last call for WMT puts for tomorrow

>>50924494
keep boosting and following CNN.

I just took profits
I feel unclean, I never make money
Market is obviously in a bad place

>>50924438
too diversified, fees too much. also shitty products, you should expand to derivatives

>>50924442
fed pivot being priced in

>>50924442
The 10 year treasury is all that matters anon. Real bond yields put a cap on equities. And the 10 yr has been coming down from 3.5% for months. If it starts going back up(this could happen because the fed wants to get rates to/around 4%) expect dumping. Bond yields peak before the bottom in equities. In addition, since the market is forward looking, the market bottoms before the bottom in the economy.

>AAPL
>9 week winning streak

>>50924494
>faggot screeching

My sigga sissies we don't even have EUA yet but we have new ATH. STILL IN THIS BITCH

>>50924479
You're probably just memeing, but what's priced in exactly other than perhaps inflation?
How do you price in the end of a 17 year long money printer propping up the asset market?

>>50924532
THANK YOU SIR

>>50924533
baste

>>50924442
rich people don't know what else to do with all the extra money they are making

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50924535
fed pivot, peak inflation for the year, recessionary pressures easing

hey buddy look at dxy computer

>>50924528
good chart. i remember looking for something similar but couldn't find it. i think ycharts has the ability to show this but you need a membership

>>50924533
That's just a waste of 3 perfectly good bananas.

>>50924463
>Pink ID
Lol it's over

>>50924533
Total case counts in the US alone rises by about 5% per day consistently. It's not slowing down, it's even speeding up.

Imagine betting against homosex

>>50924572
You can still peal and eat them goon sire

fucking christ how long will this fake market keep pumping?

>>50924463

>>50924611
longer than you can stay solvent. Haven't we gone through this already?

HOLY SHIT TECH VROS

>>50924572
Those bananas are still perfectly edible. Just rinse them off lmao.

So how much is the market going to tank now that they've proven Trump stole classified documents regarding the nuclear triad to sell to his buddy Putin?

>>50924611
Until Jackson hole in 1 week when Jerome says we're going to 4.5% on the 10 yr and we get heemed.

>>50924611
long enough to kill all the bears, then we crash

>>50924560
Why is this one of my favorite memes on /biz/? It makes no sense but I literally lol every time I see it.

>>50924611
it never should've dumped as much as it did dumb bobo

>>50924648
SPX will be sub 3000 by end of year.

https://youtu.be/k001JX-D-dA

UVXY has actually gone up a little.

>>50924603
>E

>>50924648
I agree but imo true permabulls agree that some creative destruction is warranted if we want to escape the solar system

I ate a 7 day ban and took a nice little holiday from 4chan, Twitter, and Discord. You guys should try it. Just shut everything off and come back later, it's pretty a comfy reset. These threads are great, but there's also a lot of negativity and pessimism

>>50924603
why do gays spread so much disease? ffs

im never selling or buying any more of this shit ever again

>>50924693
welcome back , shit is going downhill even more

>>50924695
I wish it were fatal.

>50924693
fuck off normalfag

>>50924695
take the parasite pill

>>50924641
You may be HOOKED!

>>50924641
seeing boomers try to use social media is just comically beautiful

WMT UP OR DOWN TOMORROW

Another day when SIGA price hits a new ATH but the volume is really low. A couple days like that in row already. Does it mean we are in for a temporary pullback, some whale taking profits soon?

Holy fucking shit I hate reddit so much

Why can't AMC just go down already

>>50924727
yes

>>50924727
UP.

>>50924727
They both lowered their profit guidance so you tell me

I'm nervous bros, we have been green for too long.
Sold most of my positions and went cash

>>50924727
I bought a put so up

>>50924695
do I only get the monkeyshit when fucking or is enough for them to just touch me? my barber is gay...

>>50924442
>Can a bull-chad please tell me why IN THE FUCK the market is pumping, please?
because Im 100% in shorts right now
the very minute I capitulate and sell is the minute it crashes
i am single handedly propping up the US economy
you're welcome

>>50924727
Well Baggie said it was going to go up because buying puts was too obvious. So I inversed the other Baggie and bought puts. This means it's going to be relatively flat.

>>50924766
You can get it by coming into contact with an infected person's sores or fluids.

>>50924727
to the left

Why are people jumping in MEGL right now? I sold that piece of the for $170! Hahaha!

>>50924766
If you don't fuck men in the ass, and avoid touching people that have sores, you should be fine.

If you live in fag hotzones you may want to avoid public transportation and gyms also.

>>50924438
>IEF - 6.03%
>BAB - 5.74%
i heard somewhere they always get bonds wrong so careful trading those
>PINK
>XLU
agreed

where's your dollar long? i'm using UUP calls

>>50924709
For better or worse, you guys are my frens

>>50924727
I hope it's down. I have about 60 shares right now and look forward to deep discounts long term

>>50924831
How do you know? Are there signs?

ZOM bros 2 more minutes until earnings

>>50924862
If you're unsure, just shout really loudly that you want a dude to fuck you up the ass.

https://youtu.be/uW3YeZ2fxdw

Bull bros... We're going home.

VOLUME

>>50924771

>>50924838
Thanks. I'm new to HE.

I don't have a dollar long right now. I don't want to buy UUP because I don't want to fuck with getting a K-1 at tax time. Maybe I'll buy some calls on UUP to get exposure.

BABA status

>>50924872
I was told that it was poised for long-term gains
Let's see if shillbot was right

>>50924901
there's always less volume on the way up

Any fertility bros care about INVO earnings?

portfolio is +4.05% closed all my longs ready for the walmart dump

>>50924885
That might also attract Oracle salesmen, but solid advice, thanks

>>50924919
Today was the lowest volume on spy since March.

Big basket: +1.386%
Smol basket: +3.686%

>>50924915
>mfw bought $10k of BABA @220
Still holding, i-it's coming back r-right?

>>50924901
>All the volume on the last hour and pre and after market
What a load of shit, why do I even get up early

>>50924727
up

PEOPLE who sold SIGA are the ones who think it's a MEME. People who see the true value in SIGA are still holding.

>>50924942
Oh wait, i misread. Today was the lowest volume day on spy since December 2021.

+0.2%, I think I'm too exposed to commodities.

>BABA all time +.33%
YA LOVE TO SEE IT

Walmart uppies or downies tomorrow?

You guys win, I sold my shorts for 20% loss and went long around 12 pm. I am completely demoralized.

I have been offered a loan for 30k euros with the rate of 3,75 % (10 year pay off plan, but i plan to pay it off asap). Is it a good idea to take this loan right now and invest into the stock market right now?

>up 9k in the last month
Feels breddy gud

>>50924976
you went long before the walmart dump, right when spy and aapl are at the top of its price channel

>>50924942
>>50924967
the volume on one etf isn't going to tell you anything useful

>>50924942
March was also the last time it was snowing. It's going to start snowing soon unless volume picks up.

>>50924872
i'm also a fan of zombo https://zombo.com/

>>50924976
Dude we have been pumping for weeks, now is not the time to close shorts.

>>50924991
genuinely doesnt matter, it will only continue to go up on fumes until november like the good little market it is.

>>50924976
Top signal

>>50924976
we are at the top

>>50925009
during the most volatile months in stock market history lol

>>50925002
>https://zombo.com/

I just paid off my tesla lel

Nobody talking about GEO? apparently Burry liquated his whole portfolio except his GEO position

>>50924964
The only sure thing in this clown world is that faggots are super gross

>>50925042
taking on debt to buy a car
ishygddt

>>50924994
Oh by all means take a look at qqq. Take a look at futures for all three indexes. This is fumes.

>>50925068
im about to sell it and buy a model s plaid in cash

>>50925078
maybe you're right. no one is selling so we'll go higher

>>50925058
No idea why he likes GEO so much. He bought initially last year when democrats were claiming they will get rid of commercial prisons.

>>50925078
I hope you aren't insinuating this market is running out of steam. We can generate infinite steam through green renewable sources like solar panels and windmills.

>>50925098
hes a contrarian what do you expect

>>50925058
I bought $7k of CXW @7.2, still holding. GEO seems to be the weaker of the two but is priced more attractively since it's behind the curve on deleveraging. Didn't realize it was up almost 10% today, wew lad.

I made homemade ricotta cheese today and dat shit was some fire. I just thought you all should know.

>wake up
>check how spy is doing
>if it is green or red, everything else is as well
>go back to sleep
Everyone is back to being geniuses again too, I see.

>>50925146
buy some rennet and make mozz next

>>50925165
Just keep buying Calls

>>50925068
Interest rates were at 0%. And with inflation at 8.6%, a used car loan was a great idea. Debt is the best hedge against inflation. Especially when it’s the cheapest debt ever before seen and highest inflation in 30-40 years

>>50925146
Nice, I'm making coq au vin tonight. Was gonna do the Julia Child version again but I'm gonna try this method this time, seems a little easier.
https://youtu.be/EpDbcdDJPRU

>>50925089
Based

>>50925146
I bet you used onions milk like a little bitch!

Fucking fuck why the fuck us MEGL pumping? I thought it was dead
I bought at $15 last week and panic sold at $9. Now it’s $17
I wanna kms

>>50925089
why the fuck would you buy the plaid just get the LR

>>50925089
>model s plaid
luxury e-car
this is why I know humanity is doomed, instead of going for efficiency and sustainability its all just a way to get laid
even god-messiah musk is a cumbrain sleaze
we're just not going to make it

WEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

>Joe Biden will prop the market up until the mid-terms!

Doesn't bear out historically.

>>50925227
Every organism does it for the coom.

>>50925165
everyone except me

I cannot guess a single earnings correctly. How the hell did SHLS beat? I hate this shit.

>>50924947
I've been looking at less common etfs lately. Did you know there's a one belt one road etf that targets developing countries? (OBOR)
Or iShares/MSCI has a series of "country exposure" etfs that track different international equities. What's cool is that they all have the sames up/downs and trends but the amount of movement is bigger or smaller.
For example, Germany's returns are muted because of the current gas situation. Other countries have fared much better

>>50925241
wrong, its the will to power

>>50925185
thats exactly the plan. I want to make some homemade burrata and then work my way up to a whole homemade neapolitan pizza
>>50925193
nice I havent done a ton of french food yet maybe ill do that after I master pizza and pasta
>>50925197
I used whole milk you lactose faggaloid
>>50925219
I am torn between the plaid or just getting the 2.6 2020 p100d. I have a 2016 75 right now.
>>50925227
>nooo you cant buy things that you want with your own money! you should have bought an ebike!!!!!!!

>>50924418
shouldn't have sold half my siga for bv3

>>50925251
I can recommend IQQQ.DE. Water ETF

>>50925248
What are you basing it on? Logic and fundamentals?
I've had mildly better success on paper by looking at option flow

>China bad GDP print
>oil selloff (recession)
>US wakes up
>hurr durr recession cancelled let's buy everything
it's unironically getting ridiculous

>>50925227
>even god-messiah musk is a cumbrain sleaze
>we're just not going to make it
This is exactly why making it essential for some of us (probably not actually us).
We need moderately sane people back in the drivers seat.

>>50925260
2021 model S LR is the best bet. Plaid is just retard tier waste of money
>t. own a 2021 model S LR

This is the funniest board i've seen

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/ZOM

Fucking crab ass market bruh. Maybe WMT earnings tomorrow morning will shake things up a bit.

>>50925282
at these prices its really not that much of a difference in terms of price. if I was going to avoid the plaid i'd just get a used 2020/2021 p100d with ludicrous mode or whatever, the 2.6 0-60. its like 90k.

>>50925282
ima get one of them 2023 grand wagoneers so me and the gookfu have a back seat for the kid.

>>50925271
I've had an okay time with GUNR. It pays a small dividend and tracks many different primary resources. I think my biggest drawdown last year with it was like 10%? I don't even know. It's one of the few tickers in the green I own right now

>>50925058
He's anticipating nation wide unrest with mass arrests

>>50925307
>not that much of a difference in price
nigga what.
plaid also gets less range, biggest waste of money ever. and yeah the prices are in canadian funny money

>>50925296
>Maybe WMT earnings tomorrow morning will shake things up a bit.
>tfw you bought a garbage can, and sour patch kids from there 2 months ago
WMT earnings will beat

>>50925316
i know if they arrest my boy trump i'ma chimp out

>>50925098
Those are fed prisons. Geo only deals with non fed prisons and prisons not affected by that rule

>>50925316
>>50925058
I saw a tweet this morning but didn't really pay attention to it. Apparently that action has moved the market up by 10% on it.
Also saw the IRS had job listings that had stuff like "comfortable with use of lethal force" recently.

>>50925330
Yes, they will try to arrest Trump and have the nation will go apeshit

I'm hoping walmart and a few other earnings this week give us a few good red days for me to buy more

>>50925289
is zom going to do a thing?

>>50925319
like I said, its really not that much. extra 30k (((dollars))) for the fastest production car on the planet?

>>50925227
>>50925089
I know this zoomer who owns 5 teslas and is on the waiting list for Rivian and Lucid. Dude rents all of them out in CA and pays off his cars and makes profit on top of it.
Apparently the demand to lease an EV is huge in CA. Tesla also used to not offer any leases directly but they do now.
I think it’s a little retarded and he mentioned to me he wants to buy property and turn it into an air bnb lol

>>50925336
Not enough federal prisons

>>50924925
few shots and I would gladly dump my potential kids in her

>>50925350

Yes

>>50925358
I did this for a while on Turo in california. but now I live in texas and I want to zoom past all these truckniggers who think they are hot shit.

>>50925313
Looks like it's too crabish for my liking. 30% in 10 years doesn't even beat S&P unfortunately. My idea behind investing in IQQQ is that fresh water access is going to become bigger and bigger problem going into future, making companies that process and provide it more lucrative.

>>50925340
Let's just say things are really going to escalate in the fall, Jamie Dimon has warned something worse then a recession is coming

>>50925350
>zom
more like zogged lmao

>>50925289
These can't be real people

>>50925356
the LR is fast enough dude. you're never gonna take the plaid to its limit unless you take it to some abandoned runway.
you're paying for power you will never use AND less range it's the biggest jew scam ever. literally only for the type of people who unironically wear $100,000 watches or some faggy shit like that

>>50925361
I wouldn't need anything, I actively fantasize about her doming and pegging me

>>50925388
Some of them must be ironic, much like this place

>>50925289
Jcash223 is smart money

>>50925391
I dont use the range on my 75 as it is. that literally isnt a care of mine. I live in texas and its like mad max out here on the road, the speed will definitely be used.

>>50925449
follow your heart brother. I love the yoke and the car gets a lot of stares. You'll love it. Don't bitch out and get the older model

>>50925378
I'd believe it. I'm waiting until at least October before I start hammering in bigger positions.

>>50925388
We call those people "exit liquidity"

>>50925375
I agree completely. Looks like that ticker doesn't exist on the US markets, though it looks like CWW.TO does. Seems to be fairly international, while CGW is more US based

>>50924976
>You guys win, I sold my shorts for 20% loss and went long around 12 pm. I am completely demoralized.

it is fucking over for this market rally because this single anon capitulated

>>50925395
ok, you win

>bobo got BTFO on his AAPL call credit spreads
Oh no no no

>>50925472
>it is fucking over for this market rally because this single anon capitulated
The worst part is sometimes I actually believe statements like this
My mental health is in decline and my grasp on reality is collapsing

>>50925310
G-d that child would be an ugly mutt

>>50925310
>>50925510
no shit, im just imagining this half bald chink with jheri curls and crooked teeth

>>50925503
part 1 of the AAPL bear

Jesus fuck that's a lot of volume on BBBY for this expiry

>>50925278
Recession was redefined chud. Get. Educated.

>>50925510
>>50925522
me and gookfu's kids are going to be 100% aryan christians

>>50925524

Holy fuck lol

Theta gang amirite

>>50925592
Aren't you Jewish or something.

>>50925330

There's no point where they're ever going to lose their nerve and back off of authoritarianism, it's only going to accelerate. They're going for all the marbles.

So yeah, they're gonna arrest him. And they're hoping people chimp out because any unrest is just fuel for them to go full-bolshevik.

>>50925563
Check the open interest for Jan ‘23
>40k OI on the 60 C’s
>84k OI on the 80 C’s

>>50925448

Looks like I know what to buy. Thanks Jcash223

>>50925571
Reality is that what continues to exist after you stop believing in it

>>50925592
baggie are you hitting the sauce?

>>50925375
there's also DHI who bought VWTR, not an ETF though

>>50925617
thank you for this image. a fine addition to my collection

>>50925614
i'm gonna do a conversion thing so me and the gookfu can get married in a church and have a traditional family where she stays home and makes sure my dinner is on the table when i get home, or i'ma call her a bitch.

Where’s the anon who shorted SIGA earlier this

>>50925345
>Yes, they will try to arrest Trump and have the nation will go apeshit
kek, i'm sure. What are they going to do? post brandon memes on faceburg?

>>50925705
I still got a ton of time to figure out if I wanna fish or cut bait.

>>50925719
CIA glowniggers will rile them up

>>50925563
>>50925619
memes > dreams
feels > reals

qqq 340?

>People in here unironically own electric cars, not to mention Tesla of all the e-cars they can own
This is how I will never make it. I'm surrounded with a bunch of Caliniggers. A real man goes after a petrol engine. They will never stop me from owning a gas powered car. I don't give about the government. Fuck the government. It's about history and soul, something e-fags can't comprehend. Dumb gook fucks. Everyone knows e-cars are for suburban women and cuck males. Way to out yourself.

>>50925788
Anon just remember: With a car, you can go anywhere you want

Which etf is the one you buy that is puts or shorting the market and gives divedends?

>>50925592
>>50925677
this doesnt change genetics. you're still a kike.

>>50925801
Yep. True freedom. I love cruising the interstate highway at dusk, night, and dawn. So damn peaceful. Also no cops around so I can go whatever speed I want. Blessed to be American. God bless America and its people.

>>50925819

>>50925788
personally, I can't imagine spending $80k on a car when you can buy a decent used car for $ 5-10k. It will still perfectly transport you from one place to another. People trade the equivalent of months / years of work for something shiny, g-d knows why.

>>50925788
>He lets Arabs and Jews hold him hostage

Couldn't be me.

>>50925619
What matters more is Vol>OI, though with the huge volumes we just had, they probably loaded those up a few days ago.
Look at the ratios. I can guarantee — hard g — that someone did a call ratio backspread on it. It would've been profitable depending on the buy price on them.

>>50925830
>t boomer faggot

have done my fair share of get it and go gas fillups with my head on a swivel when i've been caught in bad areas as the sun was setting. can't imagine having to sit for ages while your fagmobile charges and the locals circle

>>50925835
>decent used car for 5k-10k
Lol not anymore

>>50925592
Hey baggie what's your opinion on something cool and funny like monkey torture videos? I figured since you are Jewish you might enjoy it. I think it's fucking hilarious.
https://evilunveiled.com/threads/monkey-skewer-impaled-monkey.20556/

ASMB stock ladoes!

>>50925835
>personally, I can't imagine spending $80k on a car when you can buy a decent used car for $ 5-10k
do you even have a car? its pretty simple. I own my house, and my car, and make well into 6 figures.
>can't fathom
means you literally cant do it, not because you want to or not, you cant fathom it because its an unfathomable amount of money to you.

>>50925788
Actual calitard here, they will simply price you out of it or just ban it. That said I only own ICE vehicles.

>>50925893
are you the bay area pool anon?

>>50925788
Pretty sure owning a Tesla is meant to advertise that you are a "vapid midwit tech consoomer that will pretend otherwise". Even moreso than owning an iphone.

SIGA gonna temporary drop tomorrow after 3 days of ATH, right?

>>50925904
no but I lived in the bay area for about 10 years until recently.

>>50925893
You're probably right. I come from poor family. I work in IT now and make lots of money compared to my parents. Sometimes when I visit them I'm astounded that they still waste their time going through coupons when shopping. I guess people who make 10x of what I do look at me the same way.

>>50925920
I want a fast car that I dont have to pay out the ass to drive fast
>noo you're some vapid midwit tech consoooomer that will pretend otherwise!!!!!
>>50925939
yeah well congrats man I did the same thing about 4 years ago so im on year 4 of making 6 figures. youll get to a point where it really isnt that crazy, if you keep your career that is.

>>50925921
That reminds me, I have CCs on CMRX and UUUU, which ideally need to dip below 2.50 and 6.00 this friday

>>50925939
i'm worth a fair amount of money and still clip coupons

>>50925969
same. imagine giving away more of your precious winnings than you have to.

>>50925969
>>50925985
only poor people dont track their spending haha

>>50925939
You could make even more money with this one simple trick
>pay shitskin in South Asian $5 to film monkey torture
>sell video for minimum $100 on gore sites
>?????
>profit
https://evilunveiled.com/threads/electric-recipe-of-ear-and-tail-monkey-soup.20561/

>>50924418
I was the one who made this meme I made this picture. This. Is. My. Meme.

>>50925835
Well, anon, the truth is most people who own car brands such as Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini, and etc. typically do it to show off. I was recently in Miami a couple if weeks ago and the amount of niggers in a Lamborghini was overwhelming as I am someone from the Midwest. I was in the art deco part of South Beach one night and niggers would take their cars down the road and rev it just to show off. Also, another problem is some are treating cars as investments and aren't driving them, which pisses me off. Too many old fags given an engineering marvel and they do fuck all with it. Absolute pricks. I understand you though. Once you leave the lot that thing depreciates like crazy.
>>50925839
Arabs, no. They will lose in a couple of decades. Kikes, sadly yes. They are a pest that holds all hostage. They will have their time.
>>50925862
Kike
>>50925896
I don't care what the government does. I'm not driving something so soulless.
>>50925920
Kek, so damn true. They thing they are superior to others is the funny part. All their cars look the fucking same. No innovation. Just a bunch of soulless shit. Not to mention how you can't even work on it or have to send it to the shop. Good luck with your wait time of 3 months and a 10K bill.

what do I throw 20k into

ANOTHER child got the monkey poop.
This shitshow has barely even begun.

>>50925920
>even more so than owning an iPhone.
If you are a zoomer and want zoomer pussy good luck texting women with iPhones and having your messages show up green. They consider a red flag.

>>50926013
SHOP puts.

So were probably on our way into a recession as rates rise and this is a good thing for all stocks, especially tsla, and bad for all the energy stocks. K

>>50926013
you should put it into something that isn't going to go tits up next year when the big one hits.

>>50924418
Are ARK funds the only thing on sale anymore?

>>50925963
Thanks, I'm doing well so far, but I'm trying to save as much as I can and invest almost everything. I guess once I'm close to $500k-1m I'll feel the difference.

>>50926028
we've already had two big ones, can we just have regular ones?

>>50926028
Like monkey torture videos
https://nsfl.lol/data/video/34/34509-0855dc2a067c46f6ee649cf0eb827210.mp4

How will "humanity" coordinate some sort of "climate action"? I think I know the most likely scenario and it's pretty grim.

>>50925969
Good for you, I got too lazy to use them, but I'd probably be able to afford few more shares of AAPL if used coupons.

I'm working on raising money for a real estate project, and almost everyone I talk to about is an Orthodox Jew. I got an important update about it on Saturday night / Sunday - which would normally be fine, but last week it was Tisha b'Av

a national day of religious mourning for the destruction of the Two Holy Temples in Jerusalem. Unlike Sabbath when you're not permitted to work, the Rabbis teach that work done on Tisha b'Av (other than the amount of work needed to feed your family right now) is... "bad juju".

OK so first I can't really talk to anybody I need to talk to about it on Sunday.

Then second, for the three weeks leading up to Tisha b'Av - school is out, but we don't really take pleasure trips. So that means that on the day after Tisha b'Av (ie, TODAY) basically everyone leaves for vacation ON THE SAME DAY. So I have been chasing clients/potential clients who
>1) drove 4 hours North from the neighborhood we both live in
>2) Flew to England
>3) Flew to South Africa
>4) Flew to America last month so they'd be there before the three weeks, etc. etc.

I thought about calling someone in Australia just because <makes 'shoot me in the head' motion>, but instead I decided to stick with "just regular people in America."

But when it was 11 PM I only had three more of those calls

... and I kind of love it :-)

>>50926043
those ones were as small as your testicles, this one is going to be as big as your mother.

>>50926072
Just make an economy centered around torturing monkeys instead of oil and gas. Duh!

>>50926071
fuck off with the monkey torture, unless it's for medical research i don't give a fuck.

>>50926072
Not my problem

>>50926021
it is absolutely a red flag. green text is for losers.
>>50926072
there is no solution, think about it. we are either on a ball of nothingness being ejected into a void with inevitable heat death as the only solution or we are holy beings waiting for the rapture. personally the latter is more comforting.

>>50926083
these days most coupons are electronic, you just sign into your store website and start clicking. back when it was going through the paper i didn't bother.

>>50926103
You're probably wrong about this

Bye bye amc
Nice knowing ya

>>50926072
We fixed the acid rain issue from the 80s and 90s really fast.

How do I profit from farmer protests in Spain?

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1558700830114578432

>>50926115
>it is absolutely a red flag. green text is for losers.
not bussin? no cap fr fr?

Zomedica Announces Second Quarter 2022 Financial Results of $4.2 Million of Revenue; 71% Gross Margin & $186.8 Million in Cash; Revenue up 51% from 2021 Combined Revenues

>>50926158
green text is certified not bussin my guy

why did i buy gold instead of stocks

>>50926120
Good point, I might try creating a habbit as a little experiment. Thanks mate.

>>50926150
I don't know if I'm being a schizo, but I'm afraid that this winter there are going to be food shortages. I was trying to figure out how to play it and the only thing that comes to my mind is packaged food with long expiry. My logic is that people will panic and start stockpiling. Problem is that this will be a temporary boost in sales for the food producers, so that might not have significant impact in SP.

>>50926167

That picture is from Q1 btw not Q2

>>50926102
>>50926102
Stfu you stupid kike we all know it's in your blood. Enjoy the fucking monkey torture video you stupid Jewish piece of shit. What you too good for beating up a monkey but you are cool with sucking the schmeckel of some circumcised baby? Faggot. I'm going to report you to your rabbi for going against Jewish tradition of torturing things to death for money. I doubt you are even really Jewish at this point.

>>50926194
>using logic and/or wisdom in 2022

I bought puts for WMT tomorrow. Please pray for me sirs WGIVA

>>50926208
pretty easy to boost revenue % when you only had $15k last year

1 penny earnings zombros

>>50926194
Lol I have thought the same, but the DXY is still not really come down. Wait a bit longer, the DXY will drop, and you will be glad to have had some PM exposure.
t. early 2019 PM bag holder

>tfw genuinely too stupid to trade this market where everything pumps
some of us are destined to be wagie serfs i guess. i actually made money when everyone was fearful.

>>50926219
Kill yourself

>>50926227
Kek, this

>>50926197
Inputs. I have a small amount of WEAT and CORN etfs that track futes prices, which are down like 10-25% from when I bought them. I should reinforce my position just before harvest time. Not sure.

>>50926249
Sure after a kill a shit ton of monkeys. I'm sorry if you are related to one of them you stupid nigger

>>50926194
yes, why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt38LPYt_eg&list=RDMMxt38LPYt_eg&start_radio=1

>>50924742
when pennystocks collapse you have no time to sell it's almost always overnight dump 30%

Whenever I begin to feel bad for bobo, I remember just how insufferably obnoxious they acted during the first half of this year.

Digits tell me that ZOM is going above $2 per share tomorrow. Check em.

>>50926248
>just buy something decent in a dip
Literally this easy my friend. Even fucking netflix was below 200 a short while ago.

>>50926259
Not a bad idea considering heat waves in EU + problems in Ukraine. Contracts will probably go up in price, profits of the producers not so much due to lower volume.

>>50926272
>didnt look at netflix as something decent
>dont like buying things that already pumped
>everything looked and still looks pumped to me
>only buy crab stocks near the bottom that don't do anything

>>50925969
Based af

>>50925969
You would be worth a lot more if you filmed monkey torture.

Where does XLE go from here?

>>50926300
what have ur pincers picked up recently?

>FRZA AH pump

Long DIS

>>50925835
I'm kinda the same way. In my case I live/work in a smallish city. The car spends most of it's time parked in a garage (work + home). Why the hell would I blow 50+k for something that only sees daylight for brief periods on a daily basis. Your smart for not falling into the car trap. Keep it up no mater how much you make. Put all that excess green into stocks or other retirement options.

>>50926338
>RXT
i missed today morning's 5% move too

>>50926244
The ( ) means it’s -0.01 earnings kek

>>50925890
Uh oh... a typo
I guess you aren't a bot

>>50926362
>RXT
I worked for a company who used rackspace so I had this on my radar but never bought in. thank god. why should now be any different?

>>50926392
RTX is lame don’t buy them
NOC best blue chip defense company rn
LHX is good
LMT prob won’t move much

When does the party stop?

WAS WALMART LEAKED

>>50926411
September 26

>>50926008
Thanks anon it's a good one I use it every now and then.

>>50926392
hit bottom of the range, bounced off on decent volume and held key resistance. expected an attempt to fill the gap on the daily. i suppose i need to keep an eye out for actual catalysts or extend my holding periods to get any gains out of my picks. i usually go for 5-10% moves and take profits.

>>50926423
No, I made my Walmart purchases public (13F) and now everyone is following.
For reference, I purchased a garbage can and a package of sour patch kids.
Do with this (insider) info, what you will ;D

>>50926423
Totally normal behavior guys

>>50926465
Consumers can afford luxuries, BUY

Do they make hollow point 5.56 ammo?

>>50926455
I may buy some OTM leaps since its so low
>lmdx
I have like 45k shares of this can we pamp it?

>>50926332
Why are you being such an insufferable faggot?

>>50926484
;)
>>50926485
Nope, just empty point.

>>50926502
because I asked where XLE goes from here....? connect the dots for me my nigger

>>50926485
Wandering /k/ommando here: Yes, of course. Why? If you want frangible rounds so you don't shoot all the way through your apartment complex, any M193 clone will do.

Bake it up,wagie

Its only right that the baggot bakes

>>50924532
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50926506
>>50926527
Good I think I'm going to shoot a monkey with it.

not baking

>>50926569
wat

>>50926600
bake

>>50926600

>>50926516
I'm phone posting so I cba tagging all your posts and didn't mean to call you a faggot for asking about xle. I'm asking why are you being such a faggot that spergs out on everyone who doesn't suck your dick. We know you made some good money with your biomeme plays and we'll done on making good money but you act as if you are some big dick billionaire when in reality you're a just a wagie. It looks like you assimilated the worst traits of californians and texans by moving states

I'm baking bitches
>>50926623
New

>>50926623

>>50926631
>he baked?

The Farty Ponies Are Ready. They Are Ready. They Are Ready. Beware.

>WMT

Don't tell me u bought puts.....

>futures

bong here
hargreaves lansdown lists VUSA (S and P 500 distributing ETF) as more popular than VUAG (the same but accumulating) which is not even a top 10 pick amongst its clients
why would a dividend be more popular than getting more auto reinvested shares over time? people scared the S and P 500 will crash and just want the money secured?

Looks like this was the last /smg/ lads. It was okay losing money with you

>>50926684
futures haven't mattered for weeks shut the fuck up bobo

>>50926706
>>50926706
>>50926706
>>50926706

>>50926698
Dude we would have a new thread if jannies weren't against the smallest type shit like monkey torture. I really don't get what jannies have against monkey torture.

>>50926688
why would you ask a bunch of canadians a question about bong choices

>>50926622
I mean i like coming here and bragging to yall poorfolk who dont listen to my leet plays. simple as
>calling someone else a wagie
alright sure I get a paycheck but I am hardly a wagie

>>50926792
because i hope there are frens who can tell me why someone would choose a distributing stock over an accumulating one

>>50925969
Your going to make it, be a cheap fuck no matter your net worth. Some of the wealthiest people I know are cheap as fuck.

>>50924442
When bears short, the market moves to liquidate them