/biz/ - Business & Finance

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

Reminder to short INTEL AND NVIDIA THIS MONTH

Broke $400 in earnings in august. I think I’ll transfer $800 from OF to my IRA and buy intel

>mfw I sold on Fryday

Where my siggas at? Slurping prices imminent

>>51154752
Forgot pic

Google tells me that drinking water with limescale in it isn't harmful to you so that means it is. But the question is how bad is it when you drink lots of water with limescale in it?

is it cheating to have a coughdrop in your mouth while youre taking a dab?

>>51154754
are you the guy who was cursing when the powell candle went green?
>why do i always sell the bottom fuuuuuuck
lol that wasnt the bottom and congrats

>>51154764
I'm selling half of my puts at $12 and thr other half at $9

>>51154779
no, it just means you're a bitch

>>51154790
I dont like coughing but I like getting high.

>>51154779

>>51154797
just suck a dick before you blaze up works every time

>>51154779
sip water before you take the dab

Look at this picture and tell me do you think this time will be different?

I don't feel safe taking tips from a so called serious investment forum that has so little racism and cat posts.

>>51154814
damn

>>51154797
if you like getting high without coughing, instead of doing a dab, just mainline some fentanyl.

>>51154797
Why dabs? It's overkill and just fucks your tolerance. It's the worst way to get high

>>51154819
N

>>51154814
You seem to be forgetting one thing, my friend.

>europe lose all of its gains post 2000
>future is even worse with their green energy crap
>japan has been crabbing since the 80s
>emerging markets can't even outperform bonds and CDs
>China's paper tiger economy is exploding because their real estate, rail, construction, and banking sector is going up in smoke at the same time
When will the international market stop shitting the bed? Like even at our absolute worse America still outperforms the entire world trying their best

wtf is that crypto spike

>>51154814
Bitcoin rainbow chart for it's cycle was infallible too, until it was suddenly different
Past performance does not guarantee future performance, just ask SOXL baggies
I'm not saying "it's different this time" only that it could be and no one knows for sure

>>51154752
>>51154772
how many hours of burping are $400?

>>51154849
I think Brazils indexs are up like 8% this year. Russias would be mooning without fake and gay sanctions.

It's almost like the world should value the tangible commodities that keep society functioning (metals, food, energy) instead of pumping tech stocks 20,000% because they posted a rainbow flag

>>51154806
>>51154836
you guys sound like you hang out
>>51154844
I dont like smoking a lot of material, I think thats worse for your lungs. so I take 1 or 2 dab hits and thats. the equivalent of multiple bowls. I have an ice tube thing that I can put in the freezer which cools the hits too so the dabs are less damaging to your lungs.

>t smoked for 20 years.

>>51154900
>that one reit that just invests your money into farming real estate

>>51154900
Sweetie we're capping the price of commodities and only investing in ESG companies get the memo

We’re pumping today, and fugging over all bobos, aren’t we

>>51154899
Less than an hour this month.

>>51154900
kek

STOCKTWITS IS STILL DOWN HOW AM I GOING TO GET MY IDEAS

>>51154926
why don't you do more or is this always the same fag who pays you?

>>51154844
>It's overkill
You don't need to do a 1 gram dab every time, you know? You can do just the size of a dab that covers the head of a pin.
I probably do like 20 "micro" dabs a day, keeps you level all day, you don't need to smoke a ton
That's the whole point - that you don't need to smoke a ton
>It's the worst way to get high
unironically it is the best
if you smoke flower, you are destroying your lungs
>Smoking flower buds can burn away 60 to 63 percent of THC. Vaporizing flower can reduce cannabinoid loss down to 40 percent. Dabbing concentrates, however, only results in losses about 20 percent of psychoactive compounds
>When you vaporize your dabs, around 95% of the gases contain cannabinoids. In contrast, the gases produced by combustion consist of just 12% cannabinoids. Also, the combustion of marijuana produces a few known carcinogens and tar. This could lead to chronic bronchitis as they irritate your lungs.
You are burning all the cannabinoids, your terpenes, your THC+ if you aren't doing dabs
You are inhaling tar, ash, carcinogens when you smoke anything else than dabs
Dabs are by far the best choice, and the best for your body / lungs over the long run
You do not need to do a fat dab every time, friend

will it dump to 390 or pump to 410?

>>51154819
I just wish we could bring back the Jim Crow policies and KKK enrollment numbers from the 1920s that gave us the greatest economy of all time.

>>51154937

>>51154775
its not bad for you when its only limescale
its bad if its limescale with (((pesticides)))
how bad? hard to tell, but just dont do it

>>51154942
It’s the same 40 or so people resubscribing automatically plus 5-10 new subs a month but they might not be auto subscribe. And I just haven’t felt like putting that much effort into videos lately.

>>51154775
>But the question is how bad is it when you drink lots of water
Every person that has ever drank water ended up dead. Let that sink in.

>>51154993
You conveniently left out the part where I said it has limescale in it

>>51154911
>>51154949
I smoke vape cartridges (based because you can take them out in public at bars n such) or take edibles. I've never met anyone that smokes dabs that isn't a retard.

>>51154814
the inflation
more akin to weimar, Zimbabwe or 70's stagflation

>futures

>>51154775
drink ze lumscalz watur now!

>>51155011
>no true scottsman
you have no idea what people are putting in those carts. I have a portable pen that I can stick a some wax in too.

>>51155011
I smoke dabs and im not retarded

>>51155031
t. retard.

well I cant say whether or not im retarded but I am on the edge of my seat.

>>51155037
look i'm kinda retarded, but I don't smoke dabs

>>51154911
edibles dude, no cough, longer high, no waste of thc killing your tolerance and your wallet
>>51155011
>never met anyone that smokes dabs that isn't a retard
Same. We've all tried it but it takes a special type of faggot to buy the rig with a blowtorch and everything. Smoking weed isn't a science project nerd

>>51155030
>uses a flamethrower to get zombie stoned in his apartment
>worries about tainted vape cartridges

Fucking lol.. dude I dunno I buy coke from Puerto Ricans sometimes I'm not worried about the vape carts

>>51155072
>>51155085
I have an enail. Press button, wait 10 seconds, insert wax. Simple as. Edibles take too long.

>>51154751
if we keep shorting INTEL, they will get delited soon.

>>51155018
damn black people are wild

>techfag companies start failing from a few decades of bloat and bureaucracy and douchebags with more time and connections then brains leading companies
>we need to keep stocks looking good else we lose those idiots money to feed our bloated shit companies producing nothing valuable and my bonuses
>calls up their buddies from harvard or some other ivy douche school that are now DC politicians
>please give me loan to buy my stocks so retards buy my pumps
>retards on internet bought my pump time to exit liquidity for more money
>stock dumped and they are unhappy now, let me use their money to make even bigger green candle, bigger green candle means more money they think they can get
>uhh no I need even more money to support my bloated techshit company, hey DC can you give me more money?
>do more insider stock buys repeat above
>internet retards get tired, quick push the "investor pros" on social media that dug up some pile of bullshit paperwork to SEC showing muh EV muh solar panels muh government stimulus in 2 more weeks
>retards buy
>retards getting too broke to buy stock gamble government fiat to pleb stimulus packages slowing down
>insert schizophrenics on internet, DO NOT SELL DO NOT HOLD FIAT 10000 PERCENT HYPER INFLATION OWN NOTHING KLAUS WEF EAT BUGS APOCALYPSE SOON YOUR STONKS WILL GO TO A MILLION BILLIONS AND YOU WILL OWN SOMETHING NO DCA CASHFAGS WILL OWN NOTHING LIVE IN POD
>markets proceed to slow dump 50 percent over 6-7 years
>JEROME WILL PIVOT 2 more weeks THIS IS IT BROTHERS BULLRUN TO 20k SP500 JUST HOLD YOUR HIVAIDSPOXPLAGUE BIOTECH STOCK AND VR WORLD TECH STOCK AND BEYOND COCKROACH EV FARM STOCK JOE BIDEN 1000 TRILLION DEAL WE WILL BE IN CITADEL 2 more WEEKS
>"I am so glad I DCA into my index fund fellow bogleheads"
>bonds? Those are for losers, 7 percent compounding? Get out of here, my (insert techfag) stock will go up 200 percent next year 2 more weeks

>>51155051
Finna tryna watch dis bih go up frfr

>>51155094
>intcel

>bro that was a crazy dump
>jpow has to pivot now
>yeah bro
>*market pumps*

CRAMER SAYS HE WANTS TO BUY

>>51155072
>edibles dude, no cough, longer high, no waste of thc killing your tolerance and your wallet
enjoy waiting 2 hours
enjoy having no control on your dosing, where if you ate too much, you're fucked and there is no going back - smoking dabs you do a little one, see how you're feeling, do another one if needed
enjoy your digestive problems
>decrease gut motility, causing the stomach to empty more slowly, which can increase nausea and be problematic for patients with gastroparesis
enjoy not being able to keep the buzz going
"oh man, the buzz is wearing off, guess I gotta eat another edible now and wait another 2 hours"
compared to "the buzz is wearing off, let me do another small dab"

We are going to moon this is the bear trap.

>>51155115
>does dab and market buys in pre-market
totally bro. he's gotta pivot
>does another dab

I'm buying 9/2 $10.50 breakeven BBBY puts at 9:30:01 and you can't stop me

Well to have a bit of fun I bought some BBBY and its already going up. Hopefully I can offset some of my GME losses and put it all into profiting over Europe getting cold. I usually assume trades like this are priced in but honestly politicians are still singing the "it's gonna be fine" narrative meaning there's plenty of money to be made.

The next couple of weeks is likely to be filled with crazy pumos & dumps as each perma-retard side proclaiming its over, fake & gay, victory is ours and so on. Brace yourself trader chads.

I NEED CATS NOW

i need 3 red days for this weeks start.

how likely it is???

>>51155142
IV is too high for that to work, anon, but I can't stop you.

>>51155158

me longed some and closed some shorts

>>51155158

>>51155158
ok?

That'll be $24.99 plus tip

>>51155133
that line

cup & handle on the dax
don't mind if I do

>>51155158

>>51155158

gold green, miners red. gdxy calls 7% otm at open, easy peasy

>>51155142
>buying options on one of the most volatile stocks on the market right now
IV crush gang gonna have a field day

>>51155158

>>51155094
With their shit business practices and power hungry products. They should be.
Imagine hiring a poo reject from AMD. And when that poo was gone from AMD the value of AMD went beyond x10.

>>51155198
gdxj fuck me

>>51155158
Do you have a structured settlement, but you need cats now?

>>51155097
Unfathomably correct.

>>51155158

>>51155158

>>51155158

>>51155158
its over

>>51154925
No... People are spending their last week on vacation in the Hamptons and set stop losses and algos are set to dump

>>51155158
this market

I'm expecting a call from Margin Call in 3 minutes.

>>51155123
To each his own. All the issues that you just described are pros to me.
>eat one
>go about your afternoon
>slowly feel the sun coming up in your tummy
>get really lost in whatever youre doing
>realize halfway through that youre high as fuck
>automatically get that 'first time high' confusion, because it feels like something thats happening to you instead of something youre doing to yourself
>whatever you were doing turns into a thrilling adventure
>when its over its bedtime because you timed and dosed it that way
>eat a delicious dinner and gratefully fall asleep
>wake up on time and feeling great
I don't have any problems with dosage because I make my own. I agree about storebought ones though. I think there might be a freshness factor.

>>51154949
>I probably do like 20 "micro" dabs a day
This sounds like a good method. You dab guys make some good points, but I haven't met anyone like you irl. All the dab users I've ever met were total retards, and smoking with them made me high for like 20m and then just killed my tolerance. Also dabs have a nasty cough on them.

t. edibles guy

wtfwt

WTFWT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

I have one thing to say to those call buyers from Friday.

f

>>51155158
>futures

What the FUCK was that??

WTFWT

what the fuck is going on???

WTFWT, but unironically

This week is really gonna set the stage as to if we are going to go lower imho. If we do don't, then it's clear to me that rate hikes are priced in. If we drop to an S&P of 3900 and break the 50MA then I think it just confirms to me that the bottom isn't in and there is going to be another capitulation event.

BIG TECH is getting destroyed

>>51155317
oh my science

EXCUSE ME

I WAS PROMISED NUKES

>>51154836
>fentanyl
Run across that crap all the time at work

CRAMER SAYS BUY
BUY BUY BUY

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>51155163
>>51155202
I'm almost at my breakeven already

>>51154721
What the fuck is going on?

up only

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>51155351
Buy more faceberg... the lows are in according to jimmy shill

>>51155327
"Precovid high is the new bottom" people are gonna get btfo lmao

>>51155346
the only thing being nuked is the stock market

>>51155346
missiles struck that nuclear power plant, does that count?

GEO

imagine still being bullish ... i mean some people can't be saved from their own stupidity. Soon we will hear hysterical pensioners scream for more regulation when stonks drop 80% and their IRA's got rekt.u are all subhuman moonboy niggers and each and every single one of you niggerkneeling americans deserve what's coming.

oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BBBY baggies kek

>>51155288
>To each his own
don't get me wrong, I do edibles too. but on a day to day basis, get the job done, dabs are by far the most cost efficient as well
not sure what kind of pricing you get - but 400mg of edibles can easily cost $40-60 around where I live
1000mg (1g) of quality dabs can be $30 or less
edibles can be 2x the price for less than 1/2 the THC content
>All the dab users I've ever met were total retards
that's fair - most people who do dabs with a group of friends are all just trying to up one another, trying to do the fattest dab. If you do this, you will fuck your tolerance
but that's like saying "I don't ever drink hard liquor, because one of my friends always chugs the bottle whenever he drinks"
>dabs have a nasty cough on them.
If you do the dab too high of temperature, you'll cough and it'll hurt
You gotta find the right temperature, which comes with experience (for me, about 10 seconds after the banger was last seen glowing red)
If you do a dab at the correct temperature, you won't cough and it won't burn at all

HERE WE GO, BUY THE DIP GUYS

What do you think, SIGA Nigas, on one hand the FDA fucked us, but despite those news stories about Mpox stagnating, it IS still spreading, and spreading among demographics that Western governments love to pander to, and be seen pandering to.

Everything is up lmao, gonna buy more before it moons

who the fuck is buying we were -1% premarket

I hate AMC

>>51154993
>Let that sink in.
but they bring you water

spy $410 EOD

>>51155421
$35 per share end of september

genuinely algo shit going on here

>>51155421
I sold but I'm still mostly bullish long term. Need some catastrophic news or FDA approval or something like that, though.

>>51155425
Wait until 10:20am that’s when you’ll know which direction we’re going

>>51155317

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IS THIS ONE OF THOSE TRADER TRICKS WHERE THEY BUY AND THEN LET IT DROP??

>>51155384
I don't think that's that far out still. That's still a HEAVY correction. I'm looking for a capitulation down to ~2900-3000 though and I'm thinking that Europes cold winter is gonna do that

>>51155425
we're filling the gap first

apologize.

>>51155393
surprised CXW isn't following, willing to bet it catches up.

>>51154751

>UUUU

>>51155456
precisely, they call it the bull frog or something like that.

>>51155425
you know who

>>51155418
>400mg of edibles
>1000mg of dabs
>2x the price for less than 1/2 the THC
I make my own edibles and each one has about 3mg of THC. I compared them to my friend's 20mg storebought ones and mine were stronger for some reason. Again, I think freshness plays a part. That or the time I spend on my recipe makes it more efficient. As a result, the huge fucking dosage you're talking about are completely meaningless to me.

My whole point about dabs is that you're wasting money and tolerance if you're buying anything in 1000mg portions. Take a break and reset your tolerance. Then make tiny dose edibles like me and watch how high you get. And how much better it feels too. I did it your way for a long time and I will never go back.

>that's like saying "I don't ever drink hard liquor"
Yeah, it is, and while I do drink hard liquor, I wish I had never tried it. I'm a heavyweight drinker and it makes me very jealous that other people can have a good time on just a few beers.

>If you do a dab at the correct temperature, you won't cough
I'll try that enail thing somebody mentioned ITT if I ever go back to a part of the world where weed is legal. Thanks for your tips-- you've convinced me.

>>51155421
Monkepox is not stagnating. The WHO's statement that cases are down 21% means nothing. SIGA is still the play

>>51155425
>that aggressive nasdaq pump
Kek. Why are people so obsessed with slurping the dip on tech shit. Nasdaq always bounces harder than the dow. Apple is about to get hit with a trust suit, why do people think that's bullish?

I knew TQQQ would come back around- fuck i sold that shit at the low in premarket thinking the opening crash would be huge. FML and this market.

>SIGA
GOOD MORNING SIRS

>>51155456
>>51155473

WOAH WOAH WOAH, COOL IT

what the fuck is going on, this is pretty schizo

>>51154900
>tangible commodities that keep society functioning
iphones, microsoft teams, and youtube mobile ads?

No, my 400p was so close to being itm
YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS TO ME

>>51155533

Anyone trading trash like APE and GME?

>>51155511
Do people not understand never make moves in the first 45min? Day traders and big money doesn’t jump in until 10:15-10:20am

Why the fuck am I losing money if SQQQ is going *up*?

>>51155547
I hate APE so much man. Why did they do this shit instead of just keeping at as one thing in AMC? This is so STUPID!

>>51155535
Don't forget chatsnap

Apologize. >>51146954

>noooo don't buy BBBY puts
>muh Greeks
>muh IV

I'm selling this today when it hits $10 and buying more SQQQ calls

>>51155568
lol gotta dilute the baggies somehow

UUUU $10 16 Sep 22 calls are looking MIGHTY cheap. I bought five at 0.10. Could be a big payoff if UUUU keeps running like this

crabs, crabs everywher!

>>51155538
This is why I've been delta minimal all year, and probably for years to come. You can't beat clown market anon. None of these movements are natural or logical.

Dump it.

lol this is the best the bears could do. -0.50%. At this rate we are going to close the day green, and then retrace most of fridays bullshit dump.

dont fight the fed retarded bears. How low IQ are you to not understand all you have to do is buy the dip?

>>51155587
>>51155470
Congrats UUUUbros
I was waiting for under 5 to buy back in. Maybe I should set it at 5.50 next time

>>51155583
you're bragging about a 6% gain on a weekly?

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>51155629
So much cope in one post

>>51155632
Makes you feel better I sold half my position to go into gamestop and sell CCs only to get fucking burned by that trade and THEN UUUU pumped

>>51155629
>How low IQ are you to not understand all you have to do is buy the dip?
I sold calls there's no way there's enough liquidity out there to prepare us for what's about to come, and that of course is my big bear cock.

>Shmita year ends 26. sept

>>51155629
buy more so we can average up our shorts

anyone else holding GCT?

Why the fuck do these retard faggots keep pumping and dumping TSLA? Why the fuck does a trillion dollar company trade like a shitcoin?

This doesn't smell right this morning... I am out everything but my gold plays. Shit stinks its about to fall again

>>51155158
It's all I've got atm.

>>51154721

I DID SLURPPPP THE DIP

lmao

>>51155663
>Why the fuck does a trillion dollar company trade like a shitcoin?
bcause most of their cash on hand has literally been converted to doge coin?

>>51155661
no, but why is it pumping?

>>51155587
>.10 for a 20% gain in the stock putting it in its 52 week high

why not just buy some atm calls instead if you think the run up is going to continue

>>51155663
because TSLA is a shitcoin. It is the perpetual gamma squeeze that the GME retards dream of.

the thing is that gamma works in both ways, and it'll go down just as fast as it pumped up.

>>51155683
at least he couldnt do any inside trading

Why did the dollar index go down? Yuno, Other than all the usual anti American sentiment?

>>51155568
>>51155585
qrd? I took an extended vacation
It was a dividend, in the form of preferred shares that turned out to be unpreferred shares? was it optional or forced?

>>51155663
Considering its p/e ratio in the current economic environment there is no reason for it to be anything other than a shitcoin

>Expert: Monkepox lockdown too early
>“Our current cases are not enough yet to say that we need to implement a lockdown,”
https://www.bworldonline.com/the-nation/2022/08/29/471240/expert-MONKEPOX-lockdown-too-early/
>current cases
>yet

>>51155688
Fuck off, real replies only

TSLA going back up again, they literally programmed these algos to just pump and dump daily. There is no binary movement anymore. They don't let shit dump and they don't let it pump. These people need to be cut in half

>>51155683
>Jail
Was the Maverick just another youtube groomer after all?

>>51155659
What are the consequences of this?

the shittening cometh

>>51155589
what's an example of delta minimal strategy? iron condor?

>>51155744
Twelve more weeks of winter

>>51155697
because it's going to 2500

>>51155748
The Shit storms are brewing Ricky

PHYSICAL.
NRGU.
SHARES.

>>51155744
pump after it's over theoretically
would be hilarious but not likely

fucking schizo market

>XOM

>>51155721
stop it with the SIGA cope you guys are more pathetic than the rycey baggies

Is any of you little 4 figure faggot losers ever man enough to close out a position when he missed the top?
kys

Well I'm super green and basically anyone not in O&G is super retarded

Be honest /smg/ who just got scalped?

I'm going to go make breakfast. anybody want anything?

USD & Oil

SQQQ is healing

Nice pump mumu kek

I seriously hope you all know that they scratched the moon mission today, and basically, it's an omen for what's to come for the market.

>>51155781
>>51155791
>>51155812
Any ideas why oil is not currently murdering the Euro and Yen? It's like they're stabilizing on the basis of giant rate hikes or something.

I know more than one of you fomo’ed into those green candles lmao

I'm only in one stock
and I'm finally winning, dad

>>51154814
It will be different this time, it will be worse

I NEED AMD AT JUNE LOW $70 LET IT FALL FURTHER

I just ordered some more physical gold

>>51155721
Gay sex clubs can stay open though

>>51155835
Its like they always say, put all your eggs in one basket.

>>51155792
>I loaded on equal amounts of tqqq and sqqqq at the same time.

I am down and also up, I am AHH and OOOO at the same time, I am broken and also euphoric- fear me both normies and lizard people alike. I have broken the market and achieved singularity with only two ETFs. The universe has no idea what I am capable of.

>>51155859
Diversification is a meme for small accounts

Uranium bros, the time has come

Wall Street is retarded. Why do they keep pumping after the Fed signals it won't stop rate hikes? The pumps are ensuring the Fed continues to fuck us, and Wall St. ignores it

>>51155859
I count all my chickens that'll i'll get from the eggs in one basket way before they hatch.

>>51155198
>not JNUG for the leverage
Pussy

>>51155887
What’s the alternative, Bonds with lower yields? The world is fucked and the money has to go somewhere

>>51155887

They only said that rates going to stay high but not that they gonna raise more.

>>51154779
Anon that's what menthol cigarettes do

>>51155871
So how exactly do you plan to make money off of this?

>>51155895
Yeah and just think about all the eggs you could get from those chickens! We're pretty much rich already dude

oil bros.... this time we hit $150

PICK A DIRECTION

>>51155887
TINA says we pump

>>51155923
I smoke nigs not cigs

>>51155910
Not how it works. Not allowing the markets to correct is part of why we're so fucked

>>51155912
Not what Jerome said

Well well well would you look at that
>>51148755
>>51149283
>>51149992

Crude is pumping. At this rate it'll be $100 eow

>shit yo
>no cap this time
>inflation is certified not bussin
>we bout to dump on these fools until that changes
>peace yo

>>51155954
I'm just saying, you've discovered the same effect

WTFWT

I sold Friday. You may commence with the dump.

>>51155859
PRICE IS DECLINING MY BASTARDS

When gigadump

>>51155912
No, that is not what Powell said you dumb nigger. At all.

>>51155973
b*b* btfo

>>51156066
>>51155912
see>>51156001

>>51155912
These are the people giving you financial advice

AEVA chads

sorry bobo you were warned

Uhhh brandonbros, howcome oil is mooning before midterms?

>>51155895
>You better put all your eggs in one basket
>You better count your chickens before they hatch
>You better sell some wine before it's time
>You better find yourself an itch to scratch
Dare to be Stupid!
https://youtu.be/SMhwddNQSWQ?t=30

IT'S THE MELTUP IT'S FINALLY HERE

the standard for "mooning" by oiltroons is getting lower by the day. I"ll se you dorks at $70 in fall

bottom is in

>>51156101
He didn't give the Saudis the sucky sucky they wanted.

>>51155887
Trapping retail so they can make more money off the coming dump

>>51156123
spy closing green

>>51156097
It's fucking incredible how he's always wrong. How does he do it?

>>51156101
>Sorry Americans. nothing personal
>we just used your tax dollars to buy all this bullshit

F's in the chat for oil bears

What a bullshit market.

>>51156123
Oil stocks are literally reclaiming their recent highs from when oil was 120

>>51156101
>>51156123
QUICK GOTTA FAKE ANOTHER EIA REPORT!!!

>>51155767

Imagine not being in OIL

Alright, I got some evidence that shows Jay Powell is involved in Human Trafficking and Pedophilia. How can I go about using this to keep interest rates low?

>>51156097
I should've known this fuck would be involved

>Rally rejected
We’re going lower

What's a cheap stock with high options liquidity? I want to sell covered calls

>>51155895
You are supposed to price in a forward multiple of 100x the number of eggs you have and then ask for a loan

>>51156152
he gets fed the script in private and says the opposite publicly

>>51156196
PRTY options are slowly getting more liquid. IV is too high to.

-0.34? what happened bear bros?

what happened gay sex bros? why is SIGA going back to 12? no more piss orgies?

>>51156097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIh44OEyQgc

>10 year yield rising
>2 year yield rising
>bonds selling off
>debt market unstable
>why yes, instability in the debt market, surely bullish
Reminder:
The Shemitah ends Monday September 26

>>51156237
because it's a stock so it trends with the overall market and also exubernace is dead

why is dxy down?

>>51156200
i should get the adjustable rate right, since rates could go down and I don't want to miss out on saving a couple bips on the juice right?

I was promised a gigadump!!!!!

>>51156267
It hit a new yearly high over night, probably just coming down a bit before going higher.

>>51156288
CNBC is already coping with “Turn Around Tuesday!”

>>51156097

>>51156172
>barrel of oil down
>Oil stocks up

Isn't this a red flag for you oil troons that you should probably take profits?

I took out $20k on margin just for NRGU

please deliver me to the promised land of lambos and models.

ok bobo, you had your fun now back to your cuck cave

In the end, all parties are disappointed.

>>51156301
Are they literally making cope slogans for hope? can you provide sauce? If you prove this correct I am all in SQQ until next Jan

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>>51156319
>barrel of oil down
It's up today wtf are you talking about

Aaaand time to keep dumping.

>>51156301
But... it’s Monday...

Take the loss.
"Oh, we were just bid up, we just needed to cool off."
Take the loss.
"Oh we'll go back up now, it's all priced in."
Take the loss.
"Oh the dollar is falling, that's bullish!"
Take the loss.
"Man, stocks always go down right after I buy in!"
Take the loss.
Look at the debt market.
The debt market is saying UH OH STINKY
Do not fight the debt market

>>51156237
the gays need to get to work, we need normies to panic. i think the media will spin up the fear machine again this fall

>HOLY SHIT THAT YANG JUMP
YANG MKTHERFUCKING GANG

>>51156373
Oh come the fuck on.

I've been playing tqqq soxl in the last year. What's the play now? $10k to make more...

Fuck you, mumu

>>51156407
no fuck you

REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER
The Shemitah ends Monday September 26
Any long positions you take on before then are extremely likely to get majorly, majorly fucked
Do not lie prostrate on the ground presenting your asshole to get fucked.
Wait for the Shemitah year to end
September is the worst month, let alone it being Shemitah
Be patient
If you are aggressively going long before September 26, or the days right before September 26, you are begging to get ass raped

>>51156288
>>51156353

mumus eternally BTFO

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

>>51156097
>>51156122
>>51156126
>>51156144
>>51156235
Thanks for jinxing it

>>51156248
>bonds selling off
This part is confusing the fuck out of me. Why are people dumping fixed income?

>>51156371
It's down from 120 in June to 95 today and oil stocks are back to June prices.

8/31 $380 spy puts are $.12

Uh oh

>>51156442
jinx? bro you're better off going out on the street and telling niggas to stop selling, I didn't do shit.

>>51154721
IT'S HABBENING!

Say it with me mumu. CIRCUIT. BREAKER.

Actually wtf was that?

>>51156443
if the Fed continues to raise rates, and is not pivoting, rates will need to move higher
rates up = bond prices down (as I'm sure you know)
since Powell essentially declared "no pivot" on Friday, debt market is unsure of Fed path, but thinks that rate increases will continue = sell bonds

>>51156443
Maybe they think high inflation will be more persistent. More rate hikes maybe too.

>>51156319
Not with the industry's p/e ratios. Most stock speculators are pricing in only 60 dollars per barrel long term for oil

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>>51156479
>rates up = bond prices down (as I'm sure you know)
but an expected increase in future rates means that bond futures should be doing well, doesn't it? Never messed with bond futures before and I'm feeling like a megatard.

the prices are dangling right above my stops... its gonna be a another losing day for anon on the markets

>>51156518
>bond futures should be doing well
there are futures that quote based on price, like /ZN and there are others that quote based on yield (where when the yield goes up, the price of the contract goes up)
bond prices inversely correlated to bond yields
think about it like this
you lend me $95, I write you an IOU piece of paper saying I'll give you $100 in a year
you sell that piece of paper to someone else for $90 - they're still receiving $100 in a year
the price of the IOU (the bond) went down, but the interest rate went up, since they're receiving $10 in interest whereas you were only receiving $5

>>51156450
Look at the seasonality, it usually dumps

>>51154721
henlo what do i buy sirs

>>51156443
Fixed income that is worth nothing as inflation continues to go up. Hmm, it's a mystery.