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>>51256494
Jesus Christ Arnold was perfect

>>51256511
Those are some clearly defined manboings

>>51256511
Yup, freak of nature

>>51256494
This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen, you're asking how to call in sick? A literal retard would know how to

>>51256511
>5'11

>>51256494
Hi zoomer.
You call sick always on the same working day hence tomorrow. Obviously.
You don’t ask for sick leave. Obviously.
A flu doesn’t go away in 2 days. Obviously.
If you are a good actor you can call, otherwise email. Obviously.
Not sure what country you are from but I assume it’s amerifatmuttland based on your questions. I’m not a amerifatmutt but I know every place has rules for sick leave often stated in the contract or law which can be looked up on the internet. Obviously.

Bye zoomer

>>51256598
literally the perfect height

>>51256511
Roiding was encouraged back then. Everyone was was massive.

>>51256494
tell them you are sick and done.

status update. i texted my boss and she said it was okay but i need a doctor's note. ugh.

>>51256494
I took a week of sick leave and was sacked a month later lmao. I wish I had labor rights like Chadmericans.

>>51256494
there is no rest for you. now get back in the cage

>>51256785
my colleague's have taken 1 to 2 sick days (not annual leave) off every day for the past two months and they got paid for it. idk how people have the balls to call in sick each week.

>>51256785
Lmfao
I got written up once because I used up my sick days after getting the flu.

We have like the worst labor laws compared to any first world white nation tf are you on about

>>51256598
He is 6'2 you manlet seether
>>51256640
Cope

>>51256511
ha, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>51256796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

>>51256798
>"Boss I am sick and won't be in today"
Sent an hour or two before work. No explaining why or what you have. If they want to get nosey in my medical troubles they can speak to the fair work ombudsman and explain why they were so curious about my testicle problem.

>>51256798
>1 to 2 sick days (not annual leave) off every day
based

>>51256798
>be retarded coworker
>be same race as director
>oh you’re black?? So am I!!!!!
>bro hug
>btw I’m sick tomorrow. And the next week. And the next. And the next.
>np :hi5: I got you :brohug:
>hi5

>>51256842
>>51256798
i meant every week not day

>>51256815
>simping for that hollywood faggot
OMG JAN 6 WAS TOTALLY THE NIGHT OF BROKEN GLASS
lmao fucking nigger loving faggots
i'm an inch taller than your kike idol btw

>>51256494
Send an email "Just a heads-up...", say you're feeling terrible and that if you feel like that tomorrow morning you may not be able to come in, but will update them then. Sorted.

>>51256494
Also - do NOT self-diagnose.

>>51256511
no, his chest is too big. that's not useful for anything

>>51256511
>>51256562
>see's gyno and small narrow feminine legs
yes, freak of nature indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYXup2cCjSE

>>51256494
I'm a yuropoor so maybe things are different here but if I fall ill in a weekend and on sunday it is clear I won't be fine next day, I'll send an email already. If I'm not sure I will also send a mail as a courtesy/heads-up eith a followup notification the next day if im still feeling too shit.

I mean, this isn't rocket science?

don't overdo it with a 3 paragraph story. Say I'm not feeling well, need a sick day and leave your phone number.
your confidence is what advertises weather you are legit / deserve it. jesus christ dude

>>51256494
just send in a text saying:
Good Day, I'm not feeling well and won't be coming in.

that's literally it.

>>51256815
dude, he's like five ten and always was
do you also believe the BBBY CFO killed himself?

>>51257167
>that video
>those comments
schizos must be cleansed

>>51259413
No way, he was max 5'7

>>51256494
How do you get your chest to look like that

>>51259678
I heard he as four nine but wears lifts in his spine and has extra false head

>>51259691
The breakfast of champions (dbol) + test + deca-durabolin. Then you do shit load of chest exercises like benching, dumbel flys, peckdeck dips etc

>>51257153

>>51259789
Gotcha thanks

>>51257153
right, who needs to ever push something?

>>51257167
>feminine legs
his calve is the size of the kids head. get real.

>>51257153
right, who needs to ever push something?

>>51257167
>feminine legs
his calves are the size of the kids head. get real.

>>51256511
yeah I think he skipped leg day

>>51256494
Sauce on the half naked lady?

>>51256691
I've read that it was apparently much healthier back then because it was doctor supervised and the dosages were way smaller. they also didn't inject tons of crap. that paradigm seems a lot better than the gross seedy environment that exists now

>>51256815
mike tyson was 5'10 lol whats ur point lanklet

>>51257153
>not useful for anything
unless you fly as high as Arnie

>>51256494
What was the context around this picture being taken

"Screw your freedom."

I always liked Arnie but traitors get the cross.

>>51261286
not really most of them used orals and those are liver toxic. at least in the way they used them.
you can go to any mens health clinic and get test with hcg and a pct now, it's much safer. you just need to drink the night before and get as little sleep as possible and most guys will qualify.
shit you could literally walk into planned parenthood and tell them you don't feel like you identify with your gender and get test as a man, it's like $60/month either way.