/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51322567
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,188.796B, 103P = 21.250B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,206.987B, 103P = 21.427B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Wagmi

Does moving to a new exchange even mean moving brokers? Like you can already route different exchanges I thought on certain brokers, so do people holding shares on brokerages even NEED to sell? I ask this because I know that since CS is not linked directly to any exchange that a swap in exchanges should necessitate people with CS shares to have to move them, so why would broker shares have to be moved?

I missed earnings. Did Matt Furlong implicate Ryan Cohen in the death of Gustavo Arnal?

I gotta say owning GameStop has been a fun ride. I don’t even care if I make money anymore.

>They're realizing that blockchain will bring their little game to a halt. Sorry, but you still gotta pay up

>>51322612
Brokers? Where we're going we don't need brokers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvacBzZtYag

>>51322179
>Say hi to mid level hedge fund managers everyone. They have been in these generals all day looking for an outlet for their crushing fear and anxiety.
The outlet that they're looking for is a ledge. In the nearest tall building. In real life.

Oooo baggies you only need 86% tomorrow to cover the months losses!!!!

Gratz on becoming crypto baggies now too!! Nft baggies soon!!!

Make note of how quiet the threads are tonight, possibly tomorrow as well. The shills are waiting for their latest marching orders. We have always been right bros. Wagmi. Buy hold drs GME. To quote anon from last thread:

>The Minds of GME Holders Are Already Made Up

The final stage is set, and the pieces have all been traded away. All that’s left now is the endgame, and I am confident I am on the winning side. Feel free to naked short GME some more tomorrow Kenny! I plan to be slurping and if you want to give me cheapies, then that’s just a bonus!

>>51322591
>Sir, that is not a number.
WAGMI.

>>51322612
Dude. No one fucking knows how this shit will go down. Stop expecting clear and easy answers. Every response you get is from someone just as ignorant as you. Shut up and buckle up, we will cross that bridge when we get there

In theory since so many people have shares in their name off DTCC could those people move their shares into an FTX/GameStop blockchain exchange from ComputerShare tomorrow and even receive tokenized dividend for holding?

>>51322772
>Make note of how quiet the threads are tonight
You were getting kek baggiesed pretty heavily earlier, then you all got pathetic and depressing about how you were “waiting for your life to start” so you’re left alone for a bit. You’re becoming too pitiful to laugh at

Post MO'ASS I'm going to stirry the curry slurry of so many pajeeta fitness thots with my lingam and there's nothing that you blue Ganesh worshippers can do about it.
WAGMI

WAAGMI

>>51322750
The other implication of that post is hedgies know plebbit is fucking retarded so they're watching the real source of ideas.

>>51322817
>tatoos on the ankle and middle of the back
literally every time

good evening baggie bros i just got home from a 12er
can i get a QRD on earnings?
WAGMI?

I need about $250k to buy a house. It's the only one I want. Should I do options contracts on GME? I have about 30k in my portfolio if I liquidated everything at a loss.

It's official, I've begun my transition. For 1 year and 9 months I've been living my truth as a trans rich man, but in a short period of time (2 weeks) I will officially be a rich man.

>WAGMI

>>51322567
This year has less than 4 months left. I need a gf before winter. Please RC make me whole

>>51322745
Kek.

>>51322786
No need to be so mean about it. I'm just curious since I had the thought of how such an order would even be executed now that we know it has a 50% likelihood of happening. The other 50%, ofc, being doing an NFT divvy instead first and if that doesn't work then moving off exchange.

>>51322847
>so they're watching the real source of ideas.
The voices in my head?

>>51322817
I'm gonna piss and shit on all the 'hot ones' and put it on interwebs for salty pajeets to seethe at

>>51322921
And the skinwalkers in the woods behind my house.

>>51322817
I don’t approve of what you said, but I do approve of the way you said it.
>>51322847
Ryan Cohen is a bastard man who steals our memes

>>51322865
Earnings are a nothingburger. Price jumped up after hours and began to crab. Looks like a bull trap. The big news that has everybody hyped is that the stock is changing exchanges and nobody knows what's going to happen as a result.

>>51322911
Asking retarded questions to waste brain power and frustrate people is a known COINTELPRO tactic. If you can’t take the heat get out of the kitchen. For the sake of frenship I will say sorry for being rude. Do not abuse this token of good faith

Today was a good day to hold GME. I wonder what will happen tomorrow and what the media shills will bitch about in regards to whatever price movement happens

Guys I want to tell you the prophecies are unfolding before us and the timeline is accelerating exponentially. Every prediction us GME baggies have made has come to pass accept four.
>moving to a new exchange
In progress
>Wu-Tang NFT
Offered as a shareholder gift at our new exchange
>MOASS
>Infinity Pool
=
Infinity+MOASS

September 19th has been chosen by meme magic.
Unironically two more weeks until WAGMI frens, stay comfy.
t. The Mythical White ID

>tfw your last buy was 23.99 and then MOASS

>>51322883
Filename status: observed
You are so brave for coming out and I fully support you in your transition to a rich man!! You might inspire so many to do the same and live as the rich men they always were on the inside!

>>51323054
I am sad the “no DRS numbers will be released because the float is already locked” prophecy turned out to not be true. Oh well 100,000,000 DRS’d shares EOM MOASS starts tomorrow WAGMI

>>51323090
Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

Feeling comfy at being a billionaire. Love my meme stock.
>save the apiaries

>>51323090
Shills on suicide watch. They were howling AH like I've never seen before.

>>51323147
What the fuck kind of dog is that?

When is the next copium meme date?

Over half of shares outstanding will be locked up as insiders, stock grants, and retail DRS this quarter. Even with just the official short interest they can't find a path out without kicking off MOASS.

>>51322966
They told me to buy today and I sipped 20 at 23.5

>>51323251
tomorrow

when is moass?

>>51323259
>will be
>implying we aren’t already almost 66% of the way there right now

>>51323278
If it's not tomorrow it will be sometime within the next 2 weeks.

>>51323278
check back tomorrow

>>51323290
if $24 is 66% of the way there I am in big trouble

I need moass soon so I can buy a big tiddie gf.

>>51323278
November

>>51323278
When Allah wills. (((They))) plan and so too does Allah, but Allah is the best of planners. With the markets looking over the edge or a cliff, I'd expect chaos late September with GME emerging from the blood in due time.

>>51323244 (checked)
A beeagle.

>51323353
I’m not threatened by this one muslim larper clearly the Christ posters are making the shills mad but this guy is just some young anon who is trolling for a laugh. I’m glad you’re holding GME. I hope you come to know Christ anon.

Things shills hate the most:
>not caring how red GME gets
>unapologetic faith in Jesus Christ our lord and savior
>denying them (you)s

Don’t forget there are imbedded shills in these generals posing as regulars. Here are some of the psyops they’ve run on you:
>even though none of you visit Reddit, and openly laugh at how ridiculous they all are, you all here in this isolated board write your positions as xxxx instead of 1004. Hiding your positions from each other because it “hurts” the very market maker that routed your trade, is a logical fallacy. They know how many shares they’ve sold you. It gives them nightmares. Retail could have ended this a year ago if they flipped their cards over
>Ken Griffen is the only bad guy, when there are literal mountains of evidence that Steve Cohen, Jeff Yass. Apollo mgmt, loop capital, JP morgan, Cramer, and many many others are just as involved. This was an early plan by the moths to sacrifice a limb to save the body. Ken was the weakest link (it is why he was denied a seat at the real table as an investment banker). They are hoping that they can show his arrest and manufacture a top to the situation which goes much deeper. The idea that there is one bad guy here like in a bad movie is hilariously thin.
>options are bad. This is also a logical fallacy. Many of us have used well timed options to massively increase our stacks at very little risk compared to the size of our stacks. It also puts much more pressure on mm to purchase shares on the open market.
>wariness over DRS. First that only Reddit should do it, or that it was risky and now more nuanced “50/50” chad to prevent more people from owning their shares. DRS is logical bedrock
>capital distractions. Shills would love you to believe that MM have absolute control over the price, but this is false. There are certain periods where they are much more exposed to retail buy pressure, and during these periods they offer “the smarter play” to siphon capital away from their Achilles. We have seen countless, and they have been massively successful and drawn this out longer

>>51323415
>>51323402
the schizophrenia is strong tonight

>>51323415
You're doing meme arrows wrong newfag

>>51323415
When you start to understand the insidiousness and depth of these psyops, and that hedge funds have been playing a long game, you will start to recognize who these posters are. Claiming to know many things when there track record is abysmal. But there they are telling you what to do with your investment. You have to understand every single place this stock is discussed is a controlled space. Do not underestimate your opponents. I’m really proud of those who have made it this far. You have survived a psychological onslaught that would make an MK kid blush. Hold strong. Christ is king

>>51323429
“I can hold GME through Christ who gives me strength.” -Third Parentheses 7:41

>>51323415

>>51323464
Don’t care. Meant to just do bullets and got it backwards. Care to address any of the topics or you just want to shit up the place? Why do you care if someone thinks you are an “old fag” in this convo anyway. Gonna give yourself a name next?

I do think about shills and trolls sometimes. What must it take to look at yourself in the mirror, knowing what you are. There is no way anyone can do what they do and deep down feel good about themselves. To know that what you do is not out of your own skill but by attempting to bring others down. I can't even imagine. What the fuck kind of existence is that.

>>51323493
Uh oh does somebody need their safe space?

>>51323513
I have a friend in real life that is a shill. He made mistakes and got indebted to the wrong people and now he is owned and doesn’t get to live his own free will. He is someone’s “property” because of debts

>>51323513
Kek dumb fuck coping projecting baggie
Can't sell even if you needed to. Kek
Begging gubamint for gubamint bux. Begging for handouts baggie

>51323550
Go be a retard somewhere else

>>51323540
Nope just drunk on 1992 vintage Dom, celebrating the passing of apogee on FUD of this investment, reflecting on some of the things we now know to be psyops here. How those BBBy bags!? Heard there was gonna be a merger?!

>>51323572
>abloobloobloo I drank that's why I'm pathetic
No, you're pathetic regardless.

>>51323602
Filtered. You add nothing.

so are the shillies pajeets or hedgies? im leaning more towards hedgies since they went nuts AH today. what do you guys think?

>>51323580
Finally, the shills are making some good oc. I saw a different one earlier that had me rolling.

>>51323614
>FILTERED SAFE SPACE AIEEEEEEEEEE
kek

>>51323580
You forgot GME up 6000%

>>51323647
i got a raise

>>51323656
never going to happen, baggie

https://twitter.com/kukukachoo62/status/1567716559224709120?s=46&t=1IOYz7M7AjPgnzgmQuItdg
>Prob nothing

>>51323630
>so are the shillies pajeets or hedgies?
Hedgies (subsequently ledgies)

There is a comment on the cri gemines saying you cant trade tokenised stocks on ftx if you live in the united states and other countries listed. Can anyone add any info as to what this means?

>>51323580
Your last panel should be the first panel you have the journey backwards

>>51323661
interesting

>>51323666
I read the thing, it's the opposite. Can't trade if you're non-amerifat

>>51323580
its like this image was created in a zoom meeting

>>51323630
There are many separate groups that have their own agendas, though they often broadly overlap, so it may seem a united front against GME, but there isn’t really cohesion
>don’t care
>still not selling my GME

>>51323630
The pajeets are here to distract from the actual hedge shills trying to steer consensus on sensitive topics. You are absolutely right the hedge fund managers were here AH (of course they are, it’s anon). I said someone wrote like Marc cahodes earlier and couldn’t post for 2 hours immediately after for “IP range banned for reported abuse”

>>51323674
kek
its a circle but im too retarded to make a circle meme
yet not retarded enough to buy gme at 24

earnings proved the tiring out fud entirely wrong. hilarious

>>51323353
Allah, jesus and Odin are teaming up on this one. I can feel their power

>>51323353
We collected pennies for you in kindergarten.

Did you get them?

>>51323690
Of only you were more retarded you would have a chance to wagmi. Enjoy being smack dab in the middle of the bell curve ngmi retard kun

https://immutablex.medium.com/dez-bryants-personal-corner-partners-with-immutable-x-to-leverage-web3-and-power-athlete-to-fan-dedf207374
Good read. NFTs are going to be like the first iPhone where it was cool to laugh about it and six months later everyone who could afford one had one and used it daily

>>51323725
>forgetting Joseph Smith, Moses, Krishna, and Sea Man.

>>51323415
This stock is our weapon, a carefully constructed financial weapon specially built to destroy an odious system built on falsehoods, lies, and blood. I will not disarm myself in the face of armageddon, I'm taking this stock and crashing it directly into the heart of the market.

>>51323745
if i was as retarded as the average gme hodler i would simply collect welfare and wagmi off of that

>>51323725
>you son of a bitch
>you thought you could get the gang back together without me?
>I watched as Titus sacked Jerusalem, you’re gonna need me out there once GameStop moons
>I’m in

>>51322863
Buy, hodl & drs, retard. You are giving money to Kenny by playing options as well as a big risk. No risk in buying and DRSing

I just recharged my chi by focusing on Odin and Zeus. These guys are actually back. Moass is confirmed. No verification red’d. Check em

I told myself I wouldn’t cut my hair until moass. It is passed my shoulders now. Looks pretty cool, but am I actually going to make it before needing a haircut?did I put to much pressure on myself?

>>51323841
Odin is the only real God. Rest are jewish fairy tales.

>>51323898
I look like a Viking. Except I’m 5’11”. I have to work out more for Odin. Today is his day and we should praise him more

>>51323898
Burn in hell pagan

Seeing Shills in this thread make me fully erect.

Its like midnight don't you have real jobs? Why do you obsess here?

>>51324045
I'm going to Valhall. Hell is for jew worshippers.

>>51322911
This has never happened. This is virgin territory. Nobody can tell you with certainty how this will all play out. All we have are the facts to rely upon. Hedgies got caught counterfeiting money, we're well on our way to 100% DRS and the rate is only speeding up, and WAGMI

>>51323068
Don't behave like the current rich men. Do something useful, like create alternative media outlets that don't sell the Talmud.

>>51323689
>said someone wrote like Marc cahodes earlier and couldn’t post for 2 hours immediately after for “IP range banned for reported abuse”
Really makes you think. Perhaps, and hear me out on this because it sounds absolutely absurd, they don’t do it for free?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x8fnm1/did_rc_just_partner_up_with_someone_that_knows/

kenny is fukt

>>51324246
always has been

DRS chads and RC alone have locked 40% of this company away. Realistically closer to 50% after the divy rage DRS wave. This is legit insane. The redditors are getting more schizos and devout. WAGMI.

Any of you niggers care to speculate on what this could be about?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x8l7zo/nyse_is_making_a_new_short_squeeze_rule_effective/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>not only RC but SBF too
>mfw Jews are our true allies afterall

>>51324423
just 2 more years

>>51324246
kek kennies

>>51324531
Something to fuck us with.

>>51323689

>>51324531
Aren't we changing exchanges anyway? And does this apply to naked shorts?

>>51324627
nice try sanjay. We are accelerating. fully locked by November. Adios

wagmi

It's just speculation at this point about GS moving exchanges, right?

>>51325014
If that's what helps you sleep at night.

>>51325014
You've read the filings, anon. They have always had the option.

>>51324531
I struggled to read the actual linked shit, but I think it relates to basically one large institution being able to move shit around without having to report it. I don’t think it’s anything crazy, but I could be wrong.

Nothing can stop me from refusing to sell my GME shares until I get over a million per, so that rule or proposed rule doesn’t affect me.

>>51325014
it's what keeps hedgies awake at night

We're all going to be rich tomorrow.

>>51322817
>with my lingam
this is my favourite part

WAGMI

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

I have tried online dating for almost a year now and today I finally cancelled all memberships. In that time, I shit you not, I have only ever gotten a single match from one woman. I talked with her one night, even got her to video call with me for a bit, then after that she has just ghosted me. For my own conscience, I reached out recently to let her know I still want to get to know her but I expect her to get back to me or I’m just going to walk. I expect I’ll get no reply.

It makes me laugh to think of all these women who blew it. They didnt even need to go through buying GME against all odds and holding through the MOASS. All they would’ve had to do was marry me and they would’ve been set for life. Lol roasties. Lmao whores. Their chance is gone, and now I refuse to settle for any less than a young virgin without debt or tattoos who wants nothing more than to be a loving mother to my kids and take care of my home. My GameStop shares are held for me and my future kids and their future kids. I cannot be FUDded because no FUD is strong enough to make me want to abandon my future family. I am bullish on GME and bearish on the wombs of women over the age of 21. Today’s earnings call was the end of all FUD. GameStop is a thriving company and $GME is going to short squeeze; the only question is if it will squeeze before the move to a blockchain stock market, or during. After that? I’ve got the rest of my life to enjoy being a trillionaire, so no need to have it all figured out now I guess.

>>51325231
Absolute fucking retards. I refuse to believe you’re being serious.

>>51325231
Maybe you are ugly and have too high standards and thats why you only got one match?
2/10 incels demanding 10/10 gf's is just laughable.
Anyways, when moass you can buy a hot gf. But if you didnt get one before moass, have in back of your head that shea obly there for the money.

>>51325090
It's next week.

Bros I just heard an owl this omen speaks to the death of financial markets the MOASS cannot be far off now

>>51325363

>>51325231
>>51325253
>>51325286
Focus on yourself and the right partner will come in time.
>too high standards
You can never have too high standards. Like how I have the standard of not selling my direct registered GameStop shares to criminals

>>51325231
>the only question is if it will squeeze before the move to a blockchain stock market, or during.
both?

>>51325375
If I’m reading this right, you’re saying pretty much the entire market is bathed in puts? Why would people privy to how bad things really are all unanimously expect things to go wrong soon? Really activated my almonds

>>51325405
Sep/Oct is usually when crashes occur. Buckle up!

Has there been any DD regarding how the Europe energy crisis might affect GME? Or even just American and other foreign markets in general?

Unrelated question: has RKKG made an appearance recently?

>>51325231
maybe try working on yourself a little more. you're going to get divorce robbed for being such a bitter loser. Dont ask "where is my wife" ask "how can i be a better man to deserve a good wife"

Your only regret will be that you couldn't buy more.

RC realized that his talmudic powers alone isnt enough which is why he's partnering with another powerful magician, FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried

I wonder what Gustavo knew and when things would happen

>>51325430
I haven’t seen any specifically relating the energy crisis to GME, however and overview of the crisis was posted yesterday. International market instability probably isn’t good for anyone. And no, I personally have not seen the rkkg name in months

its tomorrow

>>51325491
I think they killed him because he didnt do something they needed him to do. it was past the point of coercion, I think his murder was a punishment for failure or some other short coming, that because of it RC got away with something

>>51325231
Lmao incel baggie

>>51325479

i kek’d out loud

>>51325231
Afraid to tell you you're just not a people person. I'd say enjoy sugaring because nobody is likely to find you attractive due to your lack of social acumen.

comfy thread sleep tight anonimishes
wagfg

>>51325231
$rope you socially retarded, ugly incel

Why the fuck haven't we just asked RC nicely to MOASS. I'm sure he just doesn't know his company is one of many that have been given the misnomer "meme stock" when is reality they are naked short sold. has anyone tried a hand written sentiment by post? Jews like shit like that right?

>>51325691
this nigga going deep into georginas instagram for the oc

Turns out, we were all gonna WAGMI all along! Ahahaha!! Shills btfo!

Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

>>51325133
checked
based yilposter, 18 dyls to go

Why'd we pump 10% in AH? I just woke up after quitting caffeine cold turkey (I drank 2 gallons of brewed tea a day for the past 6 years)

>>51325924
Earnings report came with some unexpected news that GME has partnered with FTX, so the possibility of tokenized securities. Also good DRS numbers and a smidge above EPS (but still a lose).

>>51325924
Drink herbal, no caffeine and great for you, at least that's what my Asian mother in law insists
Also new crypto related partnership announced, DRS is happing much faster than predicted, and hedgies are fukt

>>51325924
I bet you have fluoridosis bro and your bones may be brittle

Congrats on quitting though
That sort of willpower will be gold in a post molasses world

>>51325924
>>51325963
honey in hot water with a slice of lemon perks you right up and keeps you fresh and fueled

WAGMI

>>51324246
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x8fnm1/did_rc_just_partner_up_with_someone_that_knows/

>1 year 9 months
>knows the operation inside and out
ehhhh,

I won't deny that his position does include "head of" tho

>>51324246
Why is this bullish?
I don't want any ex citadel employees associated with my jiemies
Might as well get our champion for market reformation onboard while we're at it.

>>51325474
This hits hard

>>51323580
Here's the REAL version

Cool the msm is giving us another rerun of the terrorist saga which in my humble opinion had our best OC memes

Post some lets get her crackin’ for Allah!

Forget GameStop. Buy BBBY and LRC

Bitch baggies

I eagerly await todays kvetching by spear chucka

FILE NAME

>>51326549
>I fucked you over before
>Why would I do it again
kek based adam

MY

FUCKING

SIDES

The timing of this "article" by Kotaku is hilarious

>>51326588
Holy fuck the comments are pure cringe retardation

>>51326588
They literally tell you that the call is recorded for training purposes. I'm looking forward to buying NFTs of the funniest calls for millions of dollars and buying superbowl commercial slots to play them.

>>51326621
It's standard wording on every single business call you ever do to protect both of you

>t. VOIP and call centre IT

I like the last comment

>We've reached out to Gamestop for comment
And they likely told you to pound sand

>>51326588
>7:30pm
Whew they had to scrape the barrel with this one. That spy imagery that lacks 'diversity' is the cherry on top.

Digits and it’s the Tuesday after next

>>51326603
>I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you possessed superhuman divination abilities that allowed you to know beyond the shadow of a doubt that Zendesk is only providing the platform and is not receiving the data from Gamestop, as alleged. If only all people were gifted with such powers of acuity, we would have no use for discovery, evidence, and juries.

>>51326656
Digits and it's tomorrow

kek baggies

>>51326642
it's possibly the most retarded thing I have ever read, the comments are seething malding trannies with absolutely no idea how the real world works

>"Calls may be recorded for training and quality purposes"

Means that you have the right to request the call recording of the conversation where terms of contracts might be applicable for legal purposes. Zendesk is a ticketing system which attaches the call to a ticket, the suit is alleging that the calls and "secret transcripts" were shared with a 3rd party. No they were probably hosted on zendesks cloud.

This is the most drivel fucking lawsuit which if RC was smart would sue Kotaku and the lawyers bringing it for defamation. It's that retarded.

>>51326328
KEK

>>51326677
Also

>What is Alexa?

The troons on that site will never talk bad of daddy Bezos though

>>51326688
They imagine Alexa as a POC so it's ok.

oh kathies
fracties
failures to deliver
jannerinos
fee nieces

we are in this bitch

oh, you didnt know about the IEX / FTX and embedded acquisition from june of this year?

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>>51326743
Seethe more

Kek hedgies

>>51326752
what am i seething about again

>>51326732
Oh my fuck................
It's actually habbening isn't it
And no amount of kwetching from Indians will ever change that

>>51326752
>Reveling in the situation
>yOuR sEeThiNg

reminder to all GME ill wishers and nay sayers

>>51326743
You are correct and I plan to buy more GME thanks for posting

>>51326665
You dropped this 6

>>51326732
really boberts my boberts

wagmi my niggers

>>51327608
WAGMI indeed, the only thing I worry about is the part of the call where Furlong said

>Our path to becoming a more diversified and tech centric business is one that obviously carries risk and will take time.

Which makes me believe that we are still not WAGMI-ing it soon, I think they have several months to go still. The IMX deal has to be the end of the year I think or they face issues with the terms by not meeting milestones. I would very much like this to be over in 2023 so I can never look at the American fraud market ever again.

>>51327758
>we are still not WAGMI-ing it soon
No shut, 10 years minimum for generational wealth. Every fucker that said 1 week for MOASS needs to take an acid bath

>>51327782
>10 years
Nah, it's this year easily just not tomorrow, everything is pretty much ready and in place already it's just waiting for the right time to strike which is market crash season

What if news comes out that RCs tesla malfunctioned and slammed into a concrete wall going 90mph? What would be your/reddits next step? Give into “wild conspiracy” or accept it was an accident

>>51327794
Minecraft

>>51327758
>worry
he's tempering expectations. there are so many things that could delay their strategy. marathon not a race. my take from the call: we will, without a doubt, wagmi, but no dates.

>gamestop ftx partnership
>up 10% AH
So are we officially ripping this week?

>>51326732
Thats the new cope then?
You baggots realize that doesnt make the shorts close right? The same way it doesnt make you sell.
You can move to a new house but you'll still keep your debt and schizofrenia

>>51328019
It's premarket and I have not shit myself and GME is not $27k. You lied to me /gme/.

>>51328045
>He's still trying!
Keep at it, champ! I'm sure someone will sell!

>>51328045
you fucking idiot if you don't buy gme right now

>>51328045
When you move house you settle up all your utilities, insurance etc before you move.

JUST GOT PAID TODAY
GOT ME A POCKET FULL OF CHANGE
*BRR DRR DRR DRRT DRR DUN DA WOW*
*BRR DRR DRR DRRT DRR DUN DA WOW*
GONNA BUY ME SOME GAMESTOP TODAY
GONNA USE MOASS PROFITS FOR SOME STRANGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db94lyKYOcg

>>51328219
I really like your peaches

I can’t find this sound effect anywhere I want to use it in something, it’s from old movies or old comedy’s— just be like this loud BOW (wow) sort of deal like when someone turned towards the camera. Sometbing that might be in Austin powers

>>51322567
>>51322567
>>51322567

Threaded frens

>>51325133
Checkec

>>51328430
god i hate you

>>51328482
Oh, relax. I’m just messin

>>51328019
Yes, buy FTX

>>51327794
If that happens I hope I don't go to west bank and have a car accident into a group of Jewish settlers. That would be terrible

GME may be in a 6 month death spiral, but I bet that evil hedgie Ken Griffet is doing even worse! Marge must be calling soon..
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-15/citadel-securities-first-half-trading-revenue-hits-4-2-billion
6 straight months of record profits baggies? Not bankrupt from borrowing fees? Uh oh stinky

>>51328503
Okay, Keith

>>51328608
Something something Lehman Brothers is fine
>source: Lehman Brothers

>Coming to a GME near you

>>51328662
FTX will cause moass this time.

>>51328608
> revenue = profits
Come now.

>>51327758
He could be talking to us or he could also be just keeping hedgies at the edge of their seat. I really believe we will be celebrating Christmas and maybe even Thanksgiving as billionaires.

>>51328675
Namefagging is one thing but I don’t think you could honestly choose a worse one. Sneed faggot

Kekbaggots already lost half your AH pump. Uh oh!!!!!!! Baggies still have zero control over the stock and are now begging crypto to save them. Ahahahaha

WAGMI

>another day
>another PM attack pushing it into oversold territory
>Day 7 of this happening
They are afraid

Less than 4 month left in this year. Trucker protests were in the winter. One of the dumbest years of my life. If this pays off, I will dedicate my life to serving the Lord.

>>51328766
>t. Retard can't look at charts
>won't look at the months and sees he's dropped every single day this month
>down 48%
>superstonk posts down 81%
>superstonk comments down 76%
>baggies are terrified of data

>>51328797
COPE!

Moving exchange confirmed?

>>51327782
>generational wealth
What use is this gonna be when society collapse from climate change?
When you make your millions, use it on blow and hookers while you can.

>willing to wait 10 years for this
The best time to enjoy wealth in this golden era of technology is now, not in 10 years.
10 years form now climate, humanitarian and political crisis will start pilling up, and nothing will be comfy anymore.

>>51326603
>>51326661
absolutely MALDING

Ryan has been to long and now I will not be able to hand the colonies back to the Queen, why you doing me dirty Ryan?

>>51328827

The unironic cope is 10 more years
Ahahahahaha

>>51328838
>t meltdownie can't read
Not exactly shocking news

Which foreign country does everyone want to go to when we WAGMI? I'm strongly thinking about Turkey or the UAE. I've always wanted to do a grand tour of the middle east, and post MOASS seems like the right time to do so.

>>51328843
t. Baggie reading tea leaves for financial reasoning

>>51328843
>t. Baggot thinks jpgs and a crypto partnership will save him. KEK

>>51328869
Thailand for the sexy ladyboys

>>51326588
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x8ye1z/was_gamestop_sued_on_96_by_scott_j_ferrell_a_1996/
https://www.tortreform.com/news/daily-dicta-paying-for-plaintiffs-rico-suit-accuses-california-firm-of-bribing-plaintiffs/
>He’s also brought class actions against multiple companies for failing to inform people who call their customer service hotlines that their calls are being recorded—or hit companies that failed to respond within 30 days to a written request about whether they’ve shared a customer’s personal information.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY BROUGHT IN AN EXPERT

Hey guys, what was the name again of that stock that I think we were supposed to forget?

I'm... hmmm. No, I don't recall...

Bong queen about to die, is this the signal Bongbros?

>>51328797
wow someone actually typed this out and posted it on a mongolian basket weaving image board haha

>>51328880
>meltdownsyndrome doesn't know
You need to go back to discord and update your script, there'se been some news Sanjay

Will the queen’s death be the catalyst? Esoteric answers only

>>51328933
He also thinks that 18th to the 8th is one month, he's a special kind of retard. By special I mean small bus type.. By small bus type I mean mentally impaired. By mentally impaired I mean indian

>>51322567
Can we be rich now or whats up

>>51328926
>>51328938
>Esoteric answers only
The ravens will starve

>>51328963
Based. Anyone have the full list of Q happening? Do they all have to get checked off before moass?

>>51328938
Dont tell me how to reply you fucking degenerate nigger

>>51328882
You're rich now, anon. Thailand is for poors. Go to South America and find a trap brapper harem with peens the size of your arm. I for one will actively fight that degenerate part of my brain that wants that gay shit because porn has rotted my mind. I will try to have monogamous sugar dating relationships with actual women the way God intended.

>>51329014
>I for one will actively fight that degenerate part of my brain that wants that gay shit because porn has rotted my mind.
>because porn has rotted my mind.
No, anon. You were gay all this time.
t.coomer.

>>51329006
Imagine sitting comfy in silk pajamas with a textured pure spanish cotton blanket on top of you while drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows in your penthouse while freezing rain hits your window in the winter and watching Q shit happening IRL.

Absolutely nothing but heaven could be better than that.

>>51329014
I am going to find an uncontacted tribe and put estrogen in their water supply so i can raise me my own ladyboy niggers but with traditional skills and values

>>51329042
Idc, I still won't turn those pixels into a real fetish. It's not right and neither is sucking on poop dick. Thats just gross.

>>51329066
>contact uncontacted tribe
>spread stinky germs and viruses they never had the chance to develop resistances against
Your oogabooga trannies will come pre-ACK'd

I think god possessed my brain and made me believe in moass. I’m back to thinking like the old me and everything is fucked again

>>51329121
Kek'd

Anyone else still trading on BAWSAQ? i haven’t directly registered out yet because nothing has told me they aren’t a reputable brokerage.

>>51329426
We have to save Rockstar from fucking up GTA 6 and God forbid the Max Pane remake.

>>51329261
DTCC has been exposed by not delivering the shares. This is 100% proof that a major short position is still open. Oh, and DRS numbers are accelerating and we are past the halfway mark.
kek shillies

>>51329502
This whole "Garrrr I can't believe after all this time I'm beginning to think I'm just left holding massive bags!" fud was thought up by a PHD who thought it might work. It's abysmal and I would demand my money back.

>>51329522
They will never be a real intellectual.

The bad thoughts are coming in again

>>51329559
You should kill yourself, they will stop then

Uh oh baggies looks like the reddit baggies are realising you are still losing $700M per quarter

>>51329502
>DRS numbers are accelerating and we are past the halfway mark.
You are at 30% of the free float after 2 years. Just 4 more years until the float is locked (assuming you maintain current levels of hype)

>having bad thoughts
>not having the astral whispers of esoteric wisdom from the ancestral sages for comfort
sad

>>51329577
That’s not so bad. It gives a a certain time limit to moass. RC has 2 yils left to pull this off

>>51329600
That’s my fault. I still haven’t DRSd half my stack. I’ll probably do it soon

>>51329633
Its more like 2 quarters if you are losing $700M per quarter. But dont worry he will just diluuuuuuuuute your shares next quarter

This picrel makes me feel a lot better

>>51329633
a company still has full control over their expenses. if they want to they get it down to 100 million. even 100k if they reduce the amount of shops to one formerly known as chucks feed n seed store.

>>51329690
Power to the Players

>>51329690
>Even the AI knows the Game must Stop

GM frens. i hope another day of holding makes another hedgie jump off a building and die in real life. have fun!

>>51325014
It's speculation the same way Gamestop getting into the crypto market was speculation. The signs were all there for anyone paying attention.

>>51329791
Forget gamestock

should have bought lunc gme baggie bros...

Kek non-buyies, GameStop about to moon next week

>>51329845
do not buy lunch. bring bag lunch

>>51329554
You will never be a happy monkey swinging on vines

>>51329522
PhD earned from universities that are part of the same cog as the hedge funds. They can’t reach us, because all what they’ve been taught is meant to work on regular people not autists. A corporate education.

>>51329845
QRD on what happened to LUNAC? How much did those faggots make and why?

>>51329845
50 millions at the very fucking bottom kek
>>51329899
LUNAC? Going baboona

>>51329577

Failing retailor did business with $700m for a quarter.

Biggest MM in the US had to sell 20% of company and take small loan of $600m to keep up a couple of weeks.

So. But you are right, chickenrace is up. Problem for Shitadel is that GME, in addition to everything else, also has fully decentralized and growing, international crowdfunding of 1-2m retards ready at the whim of the fingertips of RC. Shitadel, not so much. They are now at last credit-rating before BBB, and when out of cash, thats that.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

Good morning! Kenny can you please push it back down a little this morning so I can get a few more? I was expecting an AH drop last night.
If not I understand and know it's getting harder everyday.
WAGMI

>>51330063
Thanks. Going to sell 99% and go zen

>>51329859
Pretty good joke anon

>>51329961
How much would I have made if I invested a $1000 a month ago?

How’s everyone nofap streak going? I’m on day 5 of 20,000

>>51329600
DRS didn't start until like, last September-October. It's literally less than a year old and we locked up HALF. Let's also all go and point out that HALF of the fucking float is locked means the shorts literally can't close their positions. We've already locked in MOASS as a mathematical fact. The posititions got leveraged and the legal framework allowed retail to cash in the synthetics and FTDs for the real thing. Nothing is left but massive liabilities for the brokers to deal with. The hedgie's little boat is on fire, only a matter of time until they start jumping off life rats to save themselves.
Tick tock, hedgies.

>>51330211
based! I'm on minute 15 of a 10 year target

>>51330229
>HALF
>70/250
Kek

>>51330211
t minus 3 seconds

>>51330229
Incredible baggie cope

I want to quit my job and eat a hot dog today please let it be MOASS

>>51330187
About 5-6k if you bought exactly one month ago. However if you bought a couple weeks ago when it was even cheaper, probs more like 8-9k.

all those after-hours gains will be gone today, baggies
glad i'm swing trading this

>>51329426
based

>>51329600
You know if you HFs would push the fucking price down closer to zero like they keep promising we could get this done a lot quicker. But they can't because they are lying psyop faggots.
Anyway watching a HF manager jump off a building every other week or so for the next 4 years would be pretty fun desu.

I really hope it’s today

>>51330304
>HF manager jump off a building every other week
Best I can do is Ryan Cohen's coworkers

I think they ran out of juice. They can only synthesize 20k

>>51330347
>5
kek

well what the fuck?! are we seriously red

Imagine if Kenneth Cordele Griffin just suddenly dyed (his hair). Wouldn't that be crazy?

>>51330347
That 5.

ofc Jpow has to take a diarrhea doodoo shit all over the market the day after earnings pump.

>>51330211

I dont count, who gives a shit, but min 7 months. Focusing on it just gives it power. Even thinking in terms of "im nofap" is staging your life on coomer terms, just youre a negation. Free yourself of it. If urge to coom, acknowledge and coom in waifu as you like, sure. If you dont have waifu, then ffs save energy to project to femanons. Virility, strength, life. Coomin in waifu does not diminish that, but adds to it. You sap yourself of that, is rugpulling yourself. Stop hating yourself. In fact dont evaluate yourself right now. Go full in on what drives you, give yourself to that cause. Sorry for speech. By all means count days, at early stages that is probably good if you have literally no modicum of self control or if your life is so genuinely miserable that cooming is literally what dopaminesource you have. But if so, really, you need to ask yourself what you want of life man.

>>51330374
Well of fucking course goy, what did you expect? Good earnings are a sign of a dying company.

>>51330380
Jesus, it's like being stranded in the desert and getting every last drop of water from an empty canteen.

>>51330405
>Good earnings
You have three quarters till bankruptcy baggie, you should learn to read a balance sheet.

>>51330380

Roflmao gonna frame that shit, man the desperation.

>>51330425
I think that was one dumb /smg/ger.

>>51330438
>>51330438
>>51330438
Threaded, frens!

>>51330256
>>51330283
kek shillies. Good luck closing your short position when half of the shares are locked away by retail. Once you stop providing liquidity that price is going to rocket straight into the stratosphere. And that'll be just fine with me. So in one year we locked up 70M shares. So I have another year left to buy up shares for the event known as "Mother of All Short Squeezes". What an amazing event to be apart of!
Comfy womfy

>>51330337
Time will tell. Kenny's looking close himself. Anyway if you could please push the price down closer to 0 like you promised me two weeks ago, that would be great.

>>51330533
>Time will tell.
How? Will Ryan's coworkers un-throw themselves off a building or something? Three more quarters baggie.

LMFAO THEY REMOVED SHORT SQUEEZE FROM THE RISK FACTORS ITS ACTUALLY OVER FOR YOU RETARDS