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51508463

Enjoying the show? Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:32:19 2022 No.51508463 [Reply] [Original]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Hello kiddies! Its your old pal, the Cryptokeeper.... All you crypto friends have said, goodbye to the ghoulish market after last year's all time die. Did you catch the falling dagger? Hoping for a bit more stab-ility in your mort-folio? In any case, hold on to dear death, because it looks like we have ourselves a fright market from here on out.

For me, I'm molding onto heavy bags of Blightcoin, Painlink, and Ackthereum. Today, I made a ghoul out of myself scooping up HexRP on that latest little dip.... I'm keeping it all off the Slashchanges and safe in my bone chilling Coldwallet.

Which reminds me of tonight's, terrifying tale, about a regular crypto trader who thought he free himself from the wage cage by gambling his way to riches on the blockpain. I call this little nasty spell, Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt. You know what they say........sell high, die low!

EEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHEEEEEEEEHHHHHEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehahahahhahahahahahahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:36:04 2022 No.51508509 >>51508463 I read this post in the cryptkeepers voice OP. you nailed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:41:23 2022 No.51508565 File: 79 KB, 962x1024, 66948C41-6103-494D-B19A-37DA1E887670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508463 Military grade shitposting, anon. Well done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:43:08 2022 No.51508582 that's a jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 05:59:06 2022 No.51508719 File: 12 KB, 250x193, 1662231102973745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:00:07 2022 No.51508734 File: 4 KB, 250x139, 1662231164197604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508719

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:01:08 2022 No.51508741 File: 5 KB, 250x159, 1662231225154307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508734 buy BTC

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 06:03:56 2022 No.51508766 File: 34 KB, 281x281, 1626167887600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508719 >>51508734 >>51508741 Nice and recognized

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:00:45 2022 No.51509706 File: 101 KB, 960x960, 23456754222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508719 >>51508734 >>51508741 by the gods this is glorious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:03:54 2022 No.51509731 >>51508741 You stole this from the really long corgi meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:07:56 2022 No.51509767 >>51508463 Top signal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:40:46 2022 No.51510007 >>51508463 10/10 cryptposting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 08:58:13 2022 No.51510127 >>51508719 >>51508734 >>51508741 just bought

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 09:00:25 2022 No.51510149 >>51508463 are those 2 giant black dildos on your seat faggot???? REEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 11:33:37 2022 No.51511542 File: 150 KB, 1024x1024, 1637180899678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >painlink

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:03:45 2022 No.51511845 File: 175 KB, 1600x1201, MV5BNjAxNzhkMmMtOWQ1ZS00YjViLWI3M2MtODMxNmZlYzkyMzYyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjQ4ODE4MzQ@._V1_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508463 There's gotta more of these: Headera, Moanero, Spidernet Computer, Boge...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:08:39 2022 No.51511902 File: 15 KB, 417x228, demonknight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508463 outstanding

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 12:11:30 2022 No.51511936 File: 176 KB, 1020x575, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh shit canadas chief public health official is now in charge of crypto too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:42:53 2022 No.51513291 >>51508463 >>51511845 Ah, got another one: RIPple

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:01:08 2022 No.51513605 >>51508463 It's rare for this board to get a smile out of me. OP is not gay.

>>	The Laughing Lad Mon Sep 19 14:06:31 2022 No.51513695 Excellent work OP, very humerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:11:53 2022 No.51513763 >>51509731 Stolen from longcat you dullard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:13:30 2022 No.51513787 >>51508463 fuckin bravo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:23:02 2022 No.51513931 >>51508463 Well done OP. What a blast from the past

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:28:12 2022 No.51513997 File: 128 KB, 850x702, 85647AEC-CFF1-4F20-AFD5-111E81A777B5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508719 >>51508734 >>51508741 Kill yourself loser ywn feel the warm embrace of a woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:30:14 2022 No.51514031 File: 162 KB, 392x331, 1581719102353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] top tier thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:35:10 2022 No.51514104 >>51508463 I really want to see this story--I can see an anon making it and living lush, but not selling the top before his coin pulls a LUNC over the course of a week. I'd watch that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:36:33 2022 No.51514129 >>51508463 Bravo OP if this isn't pasta I must say fantastic work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:37:32 2022 No.51514147 >>51508463 Just want to say kudos and thanks for reminding me about this ghoul.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:42:26 2022 No.51514242

Jesus said, "Look, the sower went out, took a handful (of seeds), and scattered (them). Some fell on the road, and the birds came and gathered them. Others fell on rock, and they didn't take root in the soil and didn't produce heads of grain. Others fell on thorns, and they choked the seeds and worms ate them. And others fell on good soil, and it produced a good crop: it yielded sixty per measure and one hundred twenty per measure."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:45:09 2022 No.51514287 >>51508463 finally. OP delivers. quality. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:46:22 2022 No.51514315 >>51514242 What is the good soil is this analogy ticker ICP??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:29:26 2022 No.51516870 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:32:30 2022 No.51516915 >>51514147 >ghoul Anon i-

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:56:33 2022 No.51517317 >>51508509 I read it on Emma Watson's. Is that wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:01:43 2022 No.51517413 File: 1.79 MB, 500x500, Oooooooooh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508463 YOOOOO ITS THE CRYPTOKEEPER!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:28:03 2022 No.51517881 File: 11 KB, 750x750, reaper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:46:31 2022 No.51518197 File: 48 KB, 352x280, 216-2162266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MFW i just happened to come across the most Based thread on the entire internet. I think I'll take my profits and chill thanks anon for the spooky blessings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 18:51:10 2022 No.51518293 >>51508719 >>51508734 >>51508741 long girl is long

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:05:24 2022 No.51518554 >>51508509 Absofuckinlutely

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:15:09 2022 No.51518711 Holy shit great job OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:54:23 2022 No.51519387 >>51508463 Finally, a thread worthy of a shadow of old/pol/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 19:54:51 2022 No.51519389 >>51508463 Dud you count the cryptokeeper fake accounts yet? Elon to busy with hydro mate :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 20:01:24 2022 No.51519487 Dangerously based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:05:08 2022 No.51521368 >>51508463 Well done

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:31:43 2022 No.51523107 >>51508463 Well done OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:35:47 2022 No.51523169 >>51508463 Sweet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:52:29 2022 No.51523386 Bumped for exceptional quality. I may bump six more times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 01:07:54 2022 No.51523556 File: 143 KB, 700x790, 1663495800027341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Best thread since >>51346603 how come tv can't be this comfy anymore? This, tales from the darkside, goosebumps, and are you afraid of the dark

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:50:20 2022 No.51524671 File: 113 KB, 396x385, 1607275727181.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508741 How longs benis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:20:14 2022 No.51525658 File: 1.09 MB, 498x498, B744E683-2743-4D26-B030-11A46F12CF52.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51508463 Glorious 90’s based-Keeper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 04:22:45 2022 No.51525684 What a gay samefaggotry filled bullshit unoriginal reddit tier garbage of a thread.