/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51526989
i hope this reignites your spark for life anon !!

>>51526989
shame you wont have the guts to do it. youll dig yourself a deeper and deeper hole from which you cannot escape, and before you get the chance youll be in prison with nothing left.

enjoy

>>51526989
i’m carrying firearms

>>51526989
It's called exit scamming the government, I'm planning on doing the same when I make it

Is this the designated mentally ill thread?

>>51526989
we need you to pay taxes so the rest of us can eat goyslop

>>51526989
go to Portugal for a month, escorts are cheap and its nice all year.
why kill self when you can run to a nicer country

>>51527040
Every thread with a cartoon bear is that

>>51526989
you should go all-in on roulette with your 600k. if you win, you can retire. if you lose, you can rope.

>>51526989
>tfw not gonna pay my taxes cause im gonna be dead by EOY
Unless you're ready to go down in a shootout with the IRS this won't be as based as you think. In fact they may just ignore it, after all your tax dollars do not actually pay for anything, they just get deleted to fight inflation and perpetuate fiat.

>>51527125
what if i visit an IRS office in minecraft, shoot a few workers then shoot myself?

>>51527133
You're not gonna like what happens after that. Trust.

>>51527005
tfw he'll be in prison and still be more free than you'll ever be. Then he'll come out in a few years with a refreshed look on life, plenty of new contacts to start a business and fuck the government even harder.

>>51527133
Yeah that would be based and would work to disconnect yourself, it's just unusual for suicidal minecraft players to try to die heroically. Normally they just do the depression spiral thing.

>>51526989
Anon, get a boat and sail to South Pacific. You will cure your depression and flee from taxes.

>>51527125
>Unless you're ready to go down in a shootout with the IRS
Honestly this is probably one of the most respectable ways to die

>>51527151
>You're not gonna like what happens after that. Trust.

>>51527133
this kike rat is afraid. do it

>>51526989
Don't do it, Anon!
That's more than enough to turn your life around
Calm down and take a walk, get some sleep

It's not too late to turn things around and change your life for the better

>>51526989
I only have 150k liquid assets but I am also done with life I think. Is it worth cashing out and just living large for a few months then committing rope (in minecraft)? Asking for a friend.

>>51526989
I don’t understand why more people don’t go out this way. If I was depressed. I’d cash out so much fucking money, spend it on hookers and tons of sex and unhealthy food. I’d buy guns and shoot up the big players. Those fucking school shooters are cowards. I’d try to shoot biden, or the corrupt govener. Go to the south side of Chicago and go to war against the raping killing niggers.

I’d write a manifesto about the truth of the world. I’d make YouTube videos to show kids getting bullied and how they got turned a blind eye. I’d do as much as I can till I had 0 dollars left, then end it all

>>51527205
no, it will make you too happy and then you'll lose the will to kys.

>>51527252
This is not the answer I wanted but I will consider your recommendation.

>>51526989
I wish you the best anon in any case. See you on the other side