/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51648504
How could he do that to cat? He's lost his fucking mind

>>51648536
idk man... some people are fucking sickos

>>51648504
nazarov's cat, when unobserved, is both betraying and not betraying at the same time

The “genius” behind the chainlink grift folks

>>51648504
lol some people have 6figs in this shit.

>>51648504
unlock the cat, let him free

>>51648504
SCHRODINGERS CAT (DISPLAY)

so rather than being on uploaded to a server and being right click savable, it would just be a file on the device. however ownership would be on-chain. interesting

>>51648504
Is this the famous “oracle problem”???

>>51648504
fucking nerds dude lol

>>51648504
>actual fine art
will this become a new nft?

>>51648758
ok but what if I wanted to try before I buy?
not taking your word your cat is awesome

>>51648504
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

they will use pic related for NFTs

>>51649095
you can see it in the physical gallery where it is displayed
>>51649182
based analyzing toilet

>>51648504
>dude what if we put an NFT on the mona lisa!

Holy fuck i can't believe i invested in this moron

>>51648504
It's over bros, our Chainlink journey ends here. The Great Reset timeline has come at a crossroad with humanity. The magic is gone, the memes are stale, the shills have been uncovered, the agendas laid bare for all to see, i-i-it's over marines...only tears from here.

>>51648758
>it would just be a file on the device.
I haven't read the medium article yet ... but no I don't think that's correct.
The file (in this case, the kitty) is encrypted.
The encrypted file is just a digital file - it can be on chain or off chain, public or private.
Since it's encrypted, it's meaningless to anyone except he who holds the key.

>>51648604
Kek

>>51649571
And essentially meaningless to he who holds the key

>>51649571
hmm, so the only device capable of displaying the file would be the one containing the key?
>>51649725
it's art man

>>51649571
>never seen before exclusive content be will unlocked before your very eyes!
>watch famed snake oil salesmen tame wild NFTs with a secret cryptographic key!
in the future every one will attend exclusive NFT viewing parties and they will be happy

>>51649182
Rampant voyeur market for the "prints".
Imagine the pic leakings.

>>51648504
>>51649777
Check'm

>>51649571
And then you steal it with any record device.
The value of the item stored is meaningless now.

>>51649884
Holy moly

>>51649921
I know there were once vulnerabilities but can you still steal the key from a ledger/trezor? theoretically there should be uncrackable hardware wallets. no one would ever know what the key actually is, there would presumably just be a password or something on the device

>>51649921
yeah I remember when I absolutely destroyed the movie and art world by bootlegging lmao those were the days

>>51648504
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

>>51650007
he'll talk about oasis open ofc

>>51650007
Bullish

>>51650023
People waiting to sell the news are going to get dumped on before they even have a chance, this is so under the radar. You saw what happened last Wednesday when they announced the anticipated rate hike? What do you think will happen when he speaks exclusively on digital assets. Probably use Sergey as an example of dumping on investors.

>>51650052
based

>>51649182
>anal print scan complete
>you are gay

>>51649182
why did they used the indian flag logo?

You idiots have no idea what this means.

>>51648604
kekerino

>>51648604
kek
>>51650007
oh no
>>51649964
and someone could steal the device because they know where it is

>>51650619
enlighten us then, sage one.

https://www.ens.vision/name/sergeyfat

>>51650052
How great would it be if they arrest sergey at smartcon

>>51649236
See it in the physical gallery...on a device of some kind? Or in the metaverse?

>>51651840
Boy18 is a fucking steal honestly.

>>51650007
wow fed Powell really is the special guest

>>51648504
This stops me from screenshotting your worthless "art" how?

>>51649182
Computer, calculate the smell

>>51648604
Kek very good lol

>>51653065
How are you going to take a screenshot on a device you're not in possession of?
That's called a photograph, anon. You can take a photo of the device displaying the worthless art.

>>51648504

I still can't believe people made millions selling jpegs of an ape

>>51648504
I heard they have Charlie Kelly on board now too, he has worked on similar projects

>>51649435
I continue to hold on to LINK and have high hopes for Chainlink's growth, aiming for $100 by the following bullrun season. Its technology is as helpful as I had hoped for Geeq, which offers a data management solution. Let's see how it goes anon.

>>51653095
Computer, ENHANCE

>>51648604

>>51650619
you're right, I didn't really get it until I read the medium. the example was somewhat gratuitous of being able to fuck an onahole containing the private key associated with my catgirl waifu NFT and using DECO to verify my deposit of fresh cum to be recorded on-chain by a chainlink keeper, with VRF rolled to determine the chance of pregnancy, but it really drove home the possibilities

>>51648504
>plug in flash drive
>look at a picture of a cat

Nice.

>>51650390
Gay man don’t have an anal print just a gaping incontinent hole

>>51648604
lmao

>>51648504
What if I drew a picture of a cat on a piece of paper and showed it to you for 3 seconds before you got bored?

>>51653095
Computer, imagine the smell for me

>>51653219
Then what's the point of this NFT if can only be displayed on your device? That's like having an image and simply not uploading it anywhere.

>>51654197
the NFT is sent to an "anchor contract", the key controlling the anchor contract is embedded in the device. so you are physically in the presence of the NFT key

>>51653312
I believe that if they are able to handle their data product, every firm will use it and will naturally recommend it to other business relationships. Just my two sats, of course.

>>51654234
and that device could be something like a flash drive. Meaning that encrypted information can be accessed anywhere in the world if you have the key and know the specific contract. Basically turning NFTs into bearer bonds.

>>51654234
>>51654306
How could this be used by the psychopathic technocrats to help enslave the population?

>>51654315
off the top of my head? They could make NFTs of all human information as a sort of web 3 version of copyright. You'd need to access the device and know which contract it was associated with to access the information, so it would allow for a total information lockdown over time.

>>51654315
Force everyone to have a digital soul

>>51654381
>>51654408
you guys are reaching pretty hard

>>51654447
Your mom was reaching for my hard cock yesterday faggot

>>51654542
nice of her to give you a reacharound homo

>>51654447
i'm not fudding. I think nfts have a lot of applications and i've held link since early 2018. I'm just not blind to the dangers of the system we're building. I worry sometimes that the only thing thats going to save me is the fact that I hold link.

>>51654581
Can't fuck her pussy as she is a man

>>51648504
Ari is a sick man

>>51654603
you're suggesting that all internet information will get gated behind chainlink-nft-JSTOR, that seems pretty improbable
>>51654606
don't worry, you're pussy enough to make up for it

>>51654637

>>51648504
If they ever made it mandatory for some key to be on my computer to access a fucking cat picture that I have to buy, I'd make a video of me blowing my brains out and charge 1 satoshi

so this is how link ends wow who could have predicted that we would end up like this 5 years ago. i think this is actually a worse case scenario because link did infact moon giving people hope that things were going to change and then it was all for nothing. if link had of died right in the begining after the 2017/18 bull run like request network then things might not have been so bad because people would have moved on. but all that has happend is people who almost made it have been plunged back into darkness and now know that they are doomed and might never make it now. what a world.

>>51654637
okay so you're the one fudding? Or do you just not understand? Its all coming to fruition. a few years ago the events of covid and the wef depopulation agenda would have seemed impossible. Do you understand what chainlink allows crypto to do? Nobody is going to have a job anymore. We are redundant.

>>51655584
adapt. don't be such a wuss

>>51648504
that's actually a really cool idea
most here won't understand it for a long time tho

>>51655853
Magnum Photos don't upload hi res images of their collectives' images, this is to avoid people printing the images for themselves rather than buying a limited-edition print of the image. Aris proposed solution could be a way to view digital art in high res without risking people right-click saving the work.

>>51650052
imagine if Jerome loses his temper and just starts screeching about sergey

>>51654306
Yeh I was thinking you could have the key on a hardware wallet. More business for ledger and Trezor soon, I think..

>>51655904
just one of many applications yeah
in addition you can prove you own some famous art without others being able to see it, for maximum seethe and envy

>>51655930
well, think about an extreme scenario. The launch codes to the nuclear bomb. A nuclear football nft. It exists in an unbreakable encryption on chain and the key is associated with a specific device or set of devices. This would mean knowing the key phrase is meaningless because without the physical device it doesn't work. Without knowing the specific contract having the device and the key phrase is meaningless. Its another layer of abstraction that can be used for many things, but for this example imagine a courier carrying a nuclear bomb nft device. He doesn't know what contract it is associated with, what the key phrase is, or what the contract is about. Torture him all you want and it means nothing. Steal the device and it means nothing. There really is potential here.