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>> No.52451404

dump it

>> No.52451407
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52451407

first for lunch

>> No.52451408

first for fuck crabs

>> No.52451413

NIGGER

>> No.52451417

keep coping mumu this is a blowoff top.

>> No.52451428
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52451428

It looks like SPY got rejected by the 200 EMA. I hope you anons haven't been buying recently.

>> No.52451440

CNBC said to sell NVDA so I bought some calls

>> No.52451444

>>52451428
is that emilia clarke?

>> No.52451445

So how far will the next leg down be on the indices

>> No.52451446
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>>52451393
Still printing PUTS.
Bulls mass suicide next week.

>> No.52451469

What does it mean when there is good news and bulls are euphoric but the lines crab and then go down...

>> No.52451477
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>>52451444
>I used to be on pay cable, you know.

>> No.52451476

What was up with the leaf last thread posting about stocking food and then he didn't elobarote

>> No.52451492
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52451492

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj3YJ0PZCN4
smoke weed and short tlry every day

>> No.52451495

>>52451477
>Bri*ish

Yuck

>> No.52451505

>>52451477
she doesn't look good blonde at all

>> No.52451516

SPY 200 SMA: 406.68
SOX 200 SMA: 2885.28
trade accordingly

>> No.52451536

>>52451477
She looks like that slag from This Is England. You know which one.

>> No.52451548

>>52451536
>This Is England
is this movie a recommended watch?

>> No.52451549
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52451549

>female traders

>> No.52451555
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52451555

Looks like shit is about to break down

>> No.52451569
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52451569

all of these anons are losing money right now
>>52451417
>>52451428
>>52451446
>>52451469
>>52451555

>> No.52451579

>>52451569
they will get shaken out of their puts before the dump lmao

>> No.52451587
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52451587

>tfw no English rose

>> No.52451605

>>52451587
>Kristen Stewart, "U Wot M8?", Princess Diana

>> No.52451608
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52451608

Am I just jaded or are these women really butt-fuking ugly.
If I had a million dollars I'd get my face fixed asap, teeth included

>> No.52451613

>>52451477
ah her pajeet genes are coming out more and more, nice

>> No.52451620
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52451620

>>52451569
Ahhh noooo my puts are red ahhhhh I'm beclowned its over

>> No.52451622
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>>52451579
not looking at the market and not selling. im learning that the market moves slower than i think it should but it still makes huge moves and thats ok.

>> No.52451631

>>52451620
zoom out

>> No.52451635

>>52451608
the only one i find semi attractive is bottom left

>> No.52451645
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52451645

APOLOGIZE

>> No.52451660
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52451660

SOXL bros... We made it. You didn't sell right?

>> No.52451664

>>52451608
anon, that's AFTER they got themselves fixed.

>> No.52451670
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>>52451608
Attractive women don't need to find a career. They just need to find a husband/financial meal ticket.

>> No.52451676

>>52451608
Consider the types of women that are going to get into finance. It's not going to be the cute chick in high school, it's going to be all the ugly nerds that stayed focused. Cathy Wood was cute before she transitioned into a man.

>> No.52451680
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52451680

>Sea Limited

>> No.52451683

>>52451548
Naw, you're not missing out on anything.

>> No.52451688
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52451688

>>52451631

>> No.52451692

We are going to end red today like yesterday

>> No.52451695
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>>52451645
>ARK Israel
of course...

>> No.52451710

>>52451688
a little more :-)

>> No.52451712

>>52451548
Yes

>> No.52451714
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>>52451608
what are you talking about? i could easily bang half of them no problem. i love average women.

>> No.52451728

>>52451670
If we don’t have psychotically insecure elites who’s going to create war retard

>> No.52451735

Oil? OIL

>> No.52451741

>>52451714
You would fuck all those ugly chinks but not cathie? See this is what too much of that faggot anime shit does to a man’s brain.

>> No.52451747
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52451747

My call options are going down. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.52451748
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>>52451428
Yeah ive been buying... PUTS DATED 12/12 ON SPY AT $370

>> No.52451756

what fookin garbage price action today

>> No.52451759 [DELETED] 
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52451759

AND IM ABOUT TO BUCK BREAK EVERY CANDLE YOU BRING TO ME
PUTS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE BOBO
THAT I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!

>> No.52451761

I'm seeing a resurgence of schizos.
Bullish.

>> No.52451764
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52451764

My roommate keeps calling it the flu vaccine and its really fucking irritating me but I don't wanna reveal my power level.

Time to go long on pfizer for the next manufactured crisis I guess

>> No.52451768

>>52451476
leaf here, this country is collapsing

>> No.52451771

>>52451608
1,3,5,8,10,13,14,15 are all fuckable. Yes I have yellow fever. Yes white women age like shit

>> No.52451775

>>52451741
that pic of cathie is just falttering, ive seen the HD pics of her pruney, dusty skin.

>> No.52451779
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>>52451747
Now they are going back up!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52451780
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>>52451761
for uvxy

>> No.52451839

Judging by how slow /smg/ is during trading hours it looks like a lot of people here were roleplaying as Michael Burry

>> No.52451840
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52451840

I'm up 37,000 on SOXL calls I bought 2 weeks ago

SOXL will hit $19 before we dump, going to make a nice 100k on this trade

>> No.52451855
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52451855

Holy shit SPY is about to doooomp

>> No.52451864
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>>52451839
i'm literally like michael burry IRL but without the money and good short timings

>> No.52451874

>>52451864
Same. I'm more attractive than bury but also autistic as fuck and hate everything

>> No.52451876

If smg calls you a retard for being bullish or bearish you are probably right

>> No.52451890

>>52451768
why can't any of you elaborate? everywhere's collapsing, be specific

>> No.52451897
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52451897

>It's about to be another boring crab day

>> No.52451899

>>52451840
based

>> No.52451901

>bears get heemed
>smg finally dies

only chad swingies remain kek

>> No.52451902

>imagine buying SOXL after its up 50% on the week

Enjoy buying my bags whoever you are

>> No.52451904

The bart is coming can you feel it?

>> No.52451906

I'm GUSHING

>> No.52451915

>>52451714
only the red one, maybe, after market hours

>> No.52451916

What's the meta description of Meta?

>> No.52451924

>>52451901
im swinging bear etfs though?

>> No.52451929

>>52451906
Don't make me buy more fucking DRIP. I'll fucking do it

>> No.52451945

>>52451915
>the red one
thats a man

>> No.52451967

So if Credit Suisse is the new Bear Sterns, who's going to be the next Lehmann?

>> No.52451969
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>>52451608
Gooks, Jews and a couple of poojeets
Really makes you think

>> No.52451972

>>52451929
buddy ive been buying drip for months you dont want any of this

>> No.52451974

we close above $402

>> No.52451982
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52451982

come on mumu. just turn 400 into support then we can reach new all time highs

>> No.52451997

low sulphur gasoil futures bros... wgmi

>> No.52451999
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A reminder that we aren't anywhere close to the bottom.

>> No.52452004

>>52451945
see, best choice

>> No.52452007
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52452007

XLE volume spiked 75,000 in 1 minute

>> No.52452009

>>52451967
There is no epik Lemon moment.

>> No.52452016

>>52451929
I think it's too early for DRIP. I'll buy some when I buy puts on AAPL and AMZN

>> No.52452017

>>52451779
Hope you lose it all kpop faggot

>> No.52452023
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52452023

You're not smart. You will never time the bottom. Your puts will expire worthless. Averaging down during a bear market is the only sure way to profit from cheap prices. Sorry (not sorry). *crack*

>> No.52452025

>>52451982
Why don't his glasses go to his ears
Why do the glasses bend around his head

>> No.52452036

>>52452023
why is he drinking dr pepper and not a bangs?

>> No.52452051

>>52451967
The consumer. "The strong consumer" is the copium holding the market up. High rates plus higher unemployment plus permanently elevated prices means the consumer won't hold out for long. When the "strong consumer" narrative flips is when it crashes 2008 style

>> No.52452054

>>52452036
Dr. Pepper doubled his salary by giving out the vaxxx.

>> No.52452059
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>>52452023
>>52452036
>not drinking white monster
NGM-ACK!

>> No.52452058

>>52452023
yea but stocks go down and up so eventually it will go in the direction i want

>> No.52452065

>>52452009
Not yet but there will be

>> No.52452070
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52452070

Guess where SPY goes now?

>> No.52452088
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>>52452023
I dont need to time the bottom, just the top

>> No.52452100

>>52451714
top right without the x is not a female def a tranny

>> No.52452109

>It has been a bear market for almost 1 year yet in one 7% day half of /smg/ bears were heemed
LMAO

>> No.52452110
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52452110

Happy Tuesday, lads! Here is your Midday, or Morning news, depending on where you are. Busy day out there!
>Walmart sales were stronger than expected for the quarter, and they have raised their sales outlook moving forward. However, consumers have reduced purchases of electronics and home goods
>Prices for industrial metals, including copper and aluminum, are rebounding, possibly in response to the possible end of China’s stringent pandemic restrictions
>Several major car companies, among them Ford, are switching to lower-cost batteries for their electric vehicles. These batteries utilize lithium-iron-phosophate (LFP). The so-called Iron batteries cost less than the typical nickel and cobalt combo, but have less driving-range.
>Luxury market is forecast to grow, despite global recession fears
>A Commission convened by Congress calls for Review of China-US Trade Relations, stating that China engages in unfair trade practices, including subsidizing favored industries and tolerating intellectual property theft.
>The NFL is partnering with Skydance Media to create sports-related content, in an effort for the NFL to broaden their business beyond football and move into mainstream entertainment

World:
>World population hits 8 Billion people. However, the population is growing at its slowest rate since 1950. India to overtake China as most populous country in 2023
>China’s offshore Police Service Stations spark alarm in Europe. Both the Netherlands and Ireland have declared them unlawful and ordered them closed within their countries
>Global decline in sperm count is accelerating, they have halved over the last 40 years
>Credit Suisse to sell much of securitised products group to Apollo, as it accelerates its restructure.
Hope you are all staying safe out there, lads!

>> No.52452117

I heard from nigger twits that upst is the reddit's next epic short squeeze
Dump that shit

>> No.52452133

>>52452100
no, shes just high-T. her sex drive is high and she will birth masculine children.

>> No.52452141

>>52452109
Yeah Weeklies fucking destroy you. Monthlys/Quarterlys to hedge/short

>> No.52452164

>>52451999
So you just like livestream you sleeping and people pay to watch? Is that an interesting fetish or a sleep aid or both?
I could understand if people can find it easier to sleep if they can hear another person sleeping, but I don't think the visual part would matter much.

>> No.52452167

>>52452070
>this time is different
>seriously we are going to pivot
>even though they specifically said last fomc yet again that we aren't going to pivot

I can't believe they have ran the same scam 4 times in a row and retail is still bullish every time

>> No.52452217

>>52452167
>and retail is still bullish every time

This is the clearest sign that the market is nowhere near done falling.
There's zero actual fear let alone desperation in the markets.
Everyone is still very healthy and thirsty for buying the dip.

>> No.52452219

>>52452167
This time will be the most devastating to bulls because inflation improved but the Fed will maintain their same hawkish narrative. Higher for longer until the economy breaks seems to be the plan

>> No.52452221

>>52452164
Yes, zoomers are such artificial human beings that they actually are entertained watching somebody sleep as long as it's through their iPhone.

>> No.52452224
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>>52452110
Thanks news anon.

Lower driving range batteries, aren't the ranges low already? Is that worth it for the consumer? Not that the producer cares...

>> No.52452236

>>52452167
It’s the “I dont know about/am fearful of options trading” effect. I’m pretty sure most people use their basic bitch work fund and just buy the indexes. After 21 years of low interest rates and retard pumps it isn’t surprising that boomers don’t think and imagine we can go up forever.

>> No.52452238

>>52451890
It's done fir, simple as.

>> No.52452244 [DELETED] 

Hallo, that's cool! Everybody knows that crypto is the future, but have ya tried Bspin?

>Safe, secure Casino with a wide variety of provably fair BTCs games
>Huge Giveaway with 15,000$ Prize pool.
>Trustworthy / Lightning fast performance / Champion minded team of experts.

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>>52452110
Thanks anon, and have a good day

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>>52452110
>Global decline in sperm count is accelerating, they have halved over the last 40 years
Except India apparently.
Is this the time to long PGNY?

>> No.52452252

>>52452110
My sperm is literally increasing in value. Covid vax fags btfo

>> No.52452271

I fomod into DWAC ama

>> No.52452280

>>52452221
or it's because society alienates the individual so much that even sleeping alongside someone via fucking video aleviates the psychological pain inflicted upon the modern human

>> No.52452286

>>52452271
>DWAC
calls or just shares?

>> No.52452301

UHOH STINKIES

>> No.52452310

commence ze domp

>> No.52452326
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many of my bobo brethren may be heemed to death and insolvency but i'm still standin

>> No.52452331

Holy fucking shit are you fucking kidding me

>> No.52452332

>>52452286
December 50c. Fully prepared to lose all of it.

>> No.52452340

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha.
Profit taken.

>> No.52452343

>>52452167
I dont give a shit, GOOG at 90 bucks was still a great buy.

>> No.52452345

purely organic of course

>> No.52452353

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.52452352

>>52452326
I’m barely hanging on. Thank god for long dated puts. I have until March for the market to crash or I’m fucked.

>> No.52452355

EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN HOW THAT CAN HAPPEN AND IT'S NOT JUST A BLATANT INSTITUTIONAL PUMP AND DUMP
EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN HOW LARRY FINK ISN'T JUST A FUCKING CRIMINAL WHO IS TWENTY TIMES AS BAD AS THIS "SBF" SMALL FRY FAGGOT

>> No.52452364
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it would be really funny if it never touched either astrology line just to heem everyone

>> No.52452375
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*sssiiiiiiippp*
hey

>> No.52452378

It would be really funny if we put every bank CEO's head on a pike.

>> No.52452379

>>52452280
Society at the end of the day doesn't alienate anyone, society alienates themselves. They willfully traded away personal relationships and social communication for social media, Netflix, and smart phones. Everyone suffering now gets what they fucking deserve because no matter how miserable they are, they'll never give up those addictions. Not to mention, most of the sleeping streams are of woman. It's just more coomer bait.

>> No.52452380

fuck this gay ass market

>> No.52452390
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52452390

Mumu fucking shits...

>> No.52452395

IT DO GO DOWN OH LAWD

>> No.52452405
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52452405

uuuh piss and shit bros wtf is going on we were supposed to pump

>> No.52452410
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52452410

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52452412
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52452417

green to red day

>> No.52452418
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BAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52452419
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52452419

SPY weeklies are so fucking degenerate

>> No.52452420

Some fed fuckface ran his fucking mouth AGAIN

>> No.52452422
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>> No.52452432

i stepped away for about 10 minutes. did the market make any huge movements while i was gone?

>> No.52452433
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52452433

>knock knock
Mumu, are you home?

>> No.52452435
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52452435

MUMUBros, the calls...

>> No.52452443

uh guys putler hit the polacks

>> No.52452444

>>52452420
I wish every single one of these faggots would just fucking die, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>> No.52452449

wrecking options both ways

>> No.52452454
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>>52451855
>>52452070
Eat shit hahahaha

>> No.52452455

sell or hold nvda through earnings?

>> No.52452457

russia launched a huge missile attack, defense stocks mooning and spy shitting the bed

>> No.52452469

>>52452455
SELL nigger crypto boom was over last quarter

>> No.52452472
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52452472

This general is just children roleplaying with 4 figure accounts

>> No.52452477
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52452477

uhm sweaty? why line going down?

>> No.52452482

TLT chads cannot lose right now. Market goes down TLT goes up as a flight to safety. Inflation goes down TLT goes up. Market goes up it means yields must be going down and TLT up

>> No.52452490

>>52452472
>t. some retarded clueless faggot who has nothing to say or think

>> No.52452494

>>52451897
WELCOME2
NIGGA
TOWN

>> No.52452496
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52452496

Remember, line go up Mumu

>> No.52452500

>>52452472
First day here?

>> No.52452501
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52452501

WTF just happened?

>> No.52452502

/pol/ reporting russian missile fell in poland. 2 dead.

>> No.52452504

WTF is going on with the px action on SPY and /es

>> No.52452505
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>>52447705

WHY IS IT DUMPING

>> No.52452515

>>52451735

Every sector down YTD except Energy Barons.

The absolute state of /smg/

>> No.52452516

holy shit my puts might make me green today

>> No.52452517

>>52452477
>t. that same retarded clueless faggot's spook friend who also has nothing to say or think

Just stop posting. Just go hivemind on reddit, you actual leeches.

>> No.52452519

What’s going on, did the russians nuke Ukraine?

>> No.52452521
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52452521

Now that I sold my SOXL my UVIX is pumping.
I just can't seem to lose today.

>> No.52452522

>>52452502
I heard that too, couldn't find a source that even says where

>> No.52452524

>>52452502
why thats just crazy, russia isnt at war with poland, russia is at war with ukraine.

>> No.52452528

>>52452472
Hey, I'm in five fig hell thank you very much
>10,001

>> No.52452529
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52452529

WWIII IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>> No.52452533
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>>52452482
Bond auction tomorrow.

>> No.52452545

>>52452502
https://twitter.com/wolski_jaros/status/1592575790390345729

Eurobros what are you hearing

>> No.52452550

EAT MY SHORTS

>> No.52452553
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52452553

Multiple yield curves are predicting a hard landing/recession in the coming months, how are mumus getting so euphoric?

>> No.52452556

dollar weakness has peaked

>> No.52452564
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52452564

putin nuking poland, it's over

>> No.52452566

>>52452252
Is nutting in the sink going to become a new show of power like burning cash?

>> No.52452568
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52452568

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>> No.52452569
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>>52452472
sup

>> No.52452573

>already recovering

YOU

SHALL

NOT

COME!

>> No.52452580
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52452580

What just happened?!!!

>> No.52452588

>>52452502
POLAND HAS THE POWER
DO A FLIP FAGGOTS

>> No.52452589
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52452589

digits and the nukes fly!! LETS GO!!

>> No.52452590

>>52452580
ARTICLE 5

>> No.52452593

>>52452379
>just more coomer bait
Makes sense. I doubt people would want to watch my homely ass rolling around farting and popping boners for 8 hours.

>> No.52452594

fake dump, were going HIGHER PEOPLE

>> No.52452602
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52452602

>Russia attacking Poland
Oh no

>> No.52452603
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52452603

Keep this shit out of my charts, tradingview.

>> No.52452604

>>52452522
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1697080/russia-poland-missle-dead-NATO-state-Ukraine-war-pictures-world-war-3

>> No.52452607

D
O

N
O
T

R
E
D
E
E
M

>> No.52452612

bought the FNKO dip

>> No.52452617

>>52452580
unironically WW3 may have just kicked off
Russian missiles hit Poland (by accident) 2 dead

>> No.52452621

>>52452564
Well poland is a nato nation so if that is true shit is about to get real.

>> No.52452625

>Female broker, don't fight for me in the war.

>> No.52452624

>>52452617
>>52452590
Accidents arent grounds for article 5 though.

>> No.52452630

>>52451670
I honestly would not mind marrying a homely butterfaced girl like her. Especially if the sex is good and she is loyal and caring.

>> No.52452634

>>52452594
lol this is a very authentic raw dump.
Any snp price above 400 is fake. you can't give me 3 good reasons for 400 in the current macro

>> No.52452640
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52452640

RTX
T
X

>> No.52452646

>>52452630
No woman is loyal or caring. All you end up with goblin mutant children. Better to impregnate some sigma stacy and jst let her cuck you. Least your kids are higher quality genetics.

>> No.52452648

>>52452556
TRUE dude the DXY just today has gone from 105.35 to almost 106.95
All these people crying the death of the USD are going to get HEEEMED.

>> No.52452653

sirs why dumping?

>> No.52452655

I'm shorting NATO... but at what cost...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-s6b5j669I

>> No.52452667
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>>52452640
Common mistake. In a world war you actually see money flow into consumer staples as people stockpile food for the coming nuclear winter.

>> No.52452666

>>52452630
At this point in my life I'm more interested in finding a woman that can cook and clean over an attractive one. If I could come home after a long day of work to a clean apartment and dinner ready I'd probably spoil the shit out of that girl.

>> No.52452672

>>52452653
https://www.forexlive.com/news/stray-russian-missiles-may-have-killed-two-people-in-poland-20221115/

>> No.52452676

I'M GONNA POOOOOMP!!!!!

>> No.52452680

>>52452621
no one will care

>> No.52452681

>>52452533
WW3 fears means it'll be a good auction and TLT goes up. There's no way to lose at this point

>> No.52452690

>>52452624
>Accidents arent grounds for article 5 though
The threshold isn't intent, it's about death.

>> No.52452692

What the fuck just happened

>> No.52452694
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>>52452666
Just wait a decade or two for robomaids, Satan.

>> No.52452699

>>52452594
>fake dump
Yeah, they've been collecting their final stop losses lately

>> No.52452706
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>>52451476
Russia hit nato territory

>> No.52452707

spy closing red

>> No.52452708

Ohh wow no way.. it crabbed 400 for 3 days and they rugged retail with a bart.. no fucking way.. there's no way someone could have predicted that... there's no way a schizo who posts here 50 timed a day (me) would have said sell everything at 400 and go short for the last two days straight... oh wow no fucking way I'm so shocked this is crazy

>> No.52452715
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>>52452653
the new expansion just dropped.

>> No.52452718
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52452718

>dat VIX suddenly outperforming the SPX inverse
that means Mumus are really scared and want to hedge

>> No.52452719

>>52452690
No its intent. America isnt going to stat a world war over an accident.

>> No.52452720
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52452720

What do you call this? Looks kinda like hooks

>> No.52452721

>>52452692
failed breakout, probably will retest 390 SPY

>> No.52452725

>inb4 false flag and russia denies attack
>Poland investigates and decides not to release classified files on attack
are you guys just new or something, this is a nothingburger false flag

>> No.52452732

>everything going well
>random missile hits poland
>lose thousands of dollars
thanks

>> No.52452734

>>52451660
I'm still not in the green for it lol

>> No.52452742

>>52452725
Poles wouldnt false flag and just go home retard. Use your brain

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>>52452725
It is a nothingburger, but algos and retards don't know this and trade accordingly

>> No.52452757

now is your chance to load up on NEM calls

>> No.52452756
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>>52452732
fucking smug bobos just got lucky this time

>> No.52452758

The market completely tanks based on no news at all.

Pure manipulation.

>> No.52452762

>>52452690
>>52452719
It's also a political decision. There's nothing legally binding about it beyond that each nation takes "such action as it deems necessary"

>> No.52452766

>>52452742
i mean it probably isn't poles and is most likely mi6 or CIA
why didn't Finland release the reports on pipeline bombing?

>> No.52452774

>>52452719
Doesn't poland get to make the call? America isn't driving this one.

>> No.52452776
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>>52451393
Lmao who’s laughing now bitch

>> No.52452778

>>52452110
>Global decline in sperm count is accelerating, they have halved over the last 40 years
How do profit off of this? How to short this? Or maybe invest in sperm-enhancing stocks?

>> No.52452780

>>52452758
b8

>> No.52452785

>market pumps
>putler nukes it

kek

>> No.52452787
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52452787

Imagine believing this was a real pump xD

>> No.52452790

Missile attack was used to give an excuse to drop the market. They didnt want to just admit they couldnt get SPY past 400.

>> No.52452792

>>52452762
Right. Its not an automatic bot reaction. Nato reps will call Russia and russia will say so sorry it was accident and everyone will move on. Article 5 is a direct intent to attack and invade a country.
>>52452774
No, its a group decision. One country doesnt get to just do it without input from others.

>> No.52452797

RUSSIA HIT POLAND WITH A MISSLE

>> No.52452800

>>52452732
it wasnt the missile as much as people being reminded that the risk/reward ratio at 400 is extremely overbought and overpriced considering the macro forecast

>> No.52452812

>>52452785
I can't fucking win in this market. I WAS IN PROFIT. FUCKING PUTLER

>> No.52452813

aaaand we're back, nothing burger like usual

>> No.52452814

Good. Means thing thing can be ended quickly now and we get all Russia's shit.

>> No.52452819
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>>52452797
Time to load up on defense stocks?

>> No.52452821

i don't trust that one green candle
next leg down coming

>> No.52452822

>>52452800
shut up retard
it had nothing to do with the levels the market was at, it's a missile

>> No.52452831
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>Bears get to cum only because of potential war
Honestly? Pretty based.

>> No.52452832
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52452832

SLAVSHITS CAN SUCK A COCK

>> No.52452834

Stop going back up you bloody bastard. We were so close to red s&p.

>> No.52452847
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52452847

>He bought?
>Good. Morning pomp on PPI report.
>Make him believe he bought the market is recoovering.
>Now launch the nuke fud.
>Dump it.
>Put him to sleep.

>> No.52452860
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Kneel

>> No.52452865
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52452865

WHAT THE FUCK
WHy didn't I go all in on 1 minute to expiry calls at the bottom of that dip?!
I AM THE WORST TRADER

>> No.52452867

Closed my shit&piss short from earlier, that went faster than expected

>> No.52452877
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>>52452792
Yeah no way they wrote that out so everyone gets pulled in to some shit just because of RNG.

>> No.52452881

Would you just look at the price of oil... :D

>> No.52452884

You guys see DIA? That shit looks like its topping

>> No.52452887

>>52451897
Wrong Article 5 incoming. OIL and gold spiking

>> No.52452888

Bears, the eternal cucks

>> No.52452901

how dumb am I to load up on NVDA calls before earnings?

>> No.52452907

>>52452766

It'd be Ukies most likely. They're pretty open about their desire to pull NATO into the conflict and they've constantly been trying to cook up some kind of false flag to do it.

>> No.52452910

fuck you spy go red again. i done sold my calls for a 50% loss today you faggot mf

>> No.52452914 [DELETED] 

>>52452901
LOAD EM UP!!!! I'M GETTING PIRATE VIBES FROM THIS MARKET!!!!

>> No.52452915
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Now that the nothingburger is out of the way, back on track to 410!

>> No.52452916

>>52452887
Move'll retrace. Everyone was panic selling on the assumption it was deliberate, a wave of missiles hitting Warsaw or something.

Literally 2 dead from a single missile right on the border won't change the state of play for anyone.

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yep dow is again red and nasdaq is green, long / short strategy works at the moment

>> No.52452930

>>52452914
oh I'm already loaded

>> No.52452941
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>>52452901
>+55% from October low
>rallying into earnings
>AMD reported abysmal Earnings
Pure fucking risk.

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How would they even know so quickly that they were Russian? Could well be anti-air missiles gone wrong.

>> No.52452944

>>52452916
Buddy 500m boomers around the globe are going to liquidate their retirement account and buy boomer rocks in the next 24hrs.

>> No.52452945
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52452945

Imagine being retarded enough to long stocks in this macro AND geopolitical environment. Anyone that went bullish recently will get rugpulled by January to new lows.

>> No.52452953

give me $390

>> No.52452954

I just have one thing to say in the face of us all dying in nuclear armageddon.
Still never buying INTC.

>> No.52452956
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52452956

THIS WILL NOT BE ORDERLY
SOFT LANDING CANCELLED

>> No.52452962

Random commie missiles hitting Poland priced in!

>> No.52452964

>>52452944
Eh we already had the tactical nuke/dirty bomb FUD last month. Call me when Polish tanks are rolling into Minsk.

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>>52452943
Because the (((US INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS))) said so, chud.

>> No.52452972

what /pol/ thread are you guys following

>> No.52452975

>>52452941
she cute

>> No.52452976

top is in

>> No.52452977
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>>52452965
well, now poland can enter ukraine with their units

>> No.52452978

>>52452943

There's so many radars and military satellites actively watching that area I'm sure everybody already knows exactly where they launched and probably what type of missiles they were.

>> No.52452980

>>52452725
/smg/ said the same thing about russia invading ukraine all february long. Getting blinded by normalcy bias is not something to be proud of.

>> No.52452987
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52452987

The revolution will not be televised
Will not be televised
Will not be televised
Will not be televised
The revolution will be no re-run, brothers
The revolution will be live

>> No.52452992

why the fuck is spy going back up?

>> No.52452993
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>>52452972
all of them

>> No.52452995
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52452995

>>52452965
kek

>> No.52452998

>Missile skipping over Ukraine, Lithuania, and Belarus
Yeah, I call bullshit

>> No.52453005

Chinese missile falling on TSMC when?

>> No.52453009

>>52452992
Because the market’s only goal is to fuck everyone over.

>> No.52453021

>>52452058
based

>> No.52453023

>>52453009
for a second, i made back on puts what i lost in calls this morning, but i wasn't quick enough on the sell button

>> No.52453026
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>>52453005
china is waiting to attack russia now they now russia collapse has begun, they want the landpiece at the costal line and oil fields for free. they even published map how russia will be split soon into multiple countries

>> No.52453029

>>52452901
did you miss the whole 4090x blunder?
are you betting on that the market will keep being retarded??

>> No.52453031
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>>52452965
Even if it was missile the target makes no sense. Single explosion at some corn plant? That's not a deliberate military strike.

>> No.52453035

>>52453029
>are you betting on that the market will keep being retarded??
yes

>> No.52453038

>>52452965
We've been stacking the borders with US Army troops and the like for months now.

>> No.52453047

fuck you spy go back down

>> No.52453058

>>52453026
oddly enough i dont think america would let the chinese get away with that.

>> No.52453062

>russia attacks poland
>market rallies
lol

>> No.52453064

>>52452980
Russia invading Ukraine again is different than an accidental missile that triggers Article 5 and therefore WW3
on the same day that NATO announces that they will commit to a non nuclear approach and renounce old war draft systems
https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/G-20-summit-2/G-20-leaders-to-agree-on-renouncing-nuclear-use-war-era-draft

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>>52453029
>are you betting on that the market will keep being retarded??
always

>> No.52453074

rumors they are stray UKRAINIAN missiles keeping mumu alive rn

>> No.52453080

>>52453074
we need a flush to $390

>> No.52453083

>>52453062
Wars are bullish

>> No.52453096

>>52452965
>russia is retarded and launches a missile into poland
WOW! Very uncharacteristic. IT MUST BE A FALSE FLAG

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>>52453080
366

>> No.52453113

Is this it or we keep dumping

>> No.52453133

>>52453111
if we got that today i'd shit bricks

>> No.52453134

>>52453096
Didn't see it was Mr Sóy

>> No.52453157

POLISH AIRFORCE SCRAMBLES JETS FROM TOMASZOW-LUBELSKI AIRFIELD

>> No.52453165

timber

>> No.52453166

>>52453113
>ee thinks eeets over?
>dump it again

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>>52453157

>> No.52453183

>>5245317
>>52453176
>>52453176

>> No.52453184

>>52453169
come on bobo, 390

>> No.52453189

POLAND CALLING FOR IMMEDIATE NATO SESSION

>> No.52453190

Gold doin a little something.

I guess if there was a pivot the Fed would need an excuse to disregard the inflation mandate. War is as good an excuse as any.

>> No.52453194

Load ze Taiwan FUD: https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1592594386658861056

>> No.52453201

This is a fun video game!!!

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>>52453113
Look at DIA (DOW30 ETF) its leading the rally since October Low. Its leading the US Stock Market over the NDX (Nasdaq 100). Growth companies. Wouldn't it make sense for GROWTH Companies to lead the rally?

>> No.52453207

whos baking

>> No.52453228

>>52453190
my bags are packed with NEM calls. The chart broke out last week

>> No.52453245

>>52452352
Hey that is EXACTLY what I said on 13/10 when my put had only decreased 40% in value
Guess how much I am looking at at 18/11?

>> No.52453256

>>52453157
is this bullish?

>> No.52453276

>>52452667
So.. buy Hormel? And Bunge? Or what?

>> No.52453277

What are the chances two world wars start in Poland in a row.

>> No.52453338
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52453338

>tfw have physical silver, gold, and platinum
>also have guns & "enough" ammo
Based, desu senpai

>> No.52453366

>>52452419
nice work anon tight hustle

>> No.52453545

>>52452987
Based and caterpillar pilled

>> No.52453915

>>52452681
I made a few bucks with TLT puts a few months ago, should i buy calls now based TLTanon?

>> No.52454229
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Topping range is 15544 - 15621
Expect more bears tomorrow, but market should hold. High is next week.
If SPX breaks below 3900 this week, high is already in.