/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52515147
what's the big deal? isn't japanese business super corrupt anyway? he probably pissed someone off, i've heard yuji naka is actually kind of an asshole irl. but fuck, sonic and phantasy star are so tight I think he's deserved it.

>>52515147
3000 spy EOY

>insider trading on the nikkei
"kaji-san, big news will be released, the stock will go up a whole percent"

>>52515172
You're right. He pissed off Square Enix because he's been in a legal dispute with them over Balan Wonderworld. This feels like retaliation.

I’ve got to work on a Saturday

>>52513979
Uh, bros? It's been four hours on the dating apps and I still don't have a single match.
Is this normal? Surely it's just a glitch and tomorrow I'll find the love of my life?

I think these are good rules >>52515202

>>52515237
Let’s see your profile pic and bio. Do you lift/are you handsome?

>Its Friday

>>52515276
So military history and stock picks? Manned fighters, drone swarms, or manned fighters that can launch drone swarms. What is the future of air combat aviation, who is making it, and how do we invest?

>>52515240
>1. No overnight positions greater than 25% portfolio value.
Disagreed but it depends what you're trading and for how long
>2. Take daily profits even if I'm confident my put/calls will skyrocket further tommorow.
On options this might be a good idea. Daily is excessively frequent the way I do swing trades.
>3. No doubling down on positions even if they dip for retarded reasons (Poland FUD, Bullard Mouth Diarrhea)
Good rule
>4. Treat myself within reason to keep myself mentally complacent.
Yep sure
>5. Remember that logic and reason are not useful in short term trades. I am just trading based on this fleeting moment.
Absolutely correct. In fact, in you have a good TA system for your swing trading, you likely would perform better if you were completely ignorant of all news current and upcoming soon.

uhhhh China bros??????

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JNN1U6ePcIA

>>52515147
It's the financially smart move to use prostitutes over casual sex. Prove me wrong
>pro tip you can't

Test META test

>>52515338
>In fact, in you have a good TA system for your swing trading, you likely would perform better if you were completely ignorant of all news current and upcoming soon.
Interesting. What would you consider to be the (I don't know the actual terms here) time range of actual curve movement for this notion to apply to, I'm assuming probably generally maybe minutes, hours at the most?

>>52515396
>What would you consider to be the (I don't know the actual terms here) time range of actual curve movement for this notion to apply to, I'm assuming probably generally maybe minutes, hours at the most?
My usual time window is several days to a few weeks and it still applies there.

i got fucked today.. and not in a good way

>>52515412
I'll be danged, so not knowing some major news wouldn't put you at much greater risk with a span that large? I suppose you're just eyeballing data points all during trading hours for that, and moving only according to that, but it just seems to me that some major news would increase the potential for a sudden blindside. Interesting consideration to ponder regardless.

Ok last question. The next /smg/ update I'm either going to drink 5beers before hand or 12. Which would you prefer?

>>52515435
I use chart indicators on 1day candles time frame. It's not necessary to watch the charts during the day as I have alarms set to let me know if there are any big moves in progress. Strategy hopes to ride momentum of a trend. The thing about news is the market doesn't always behave predictably in accordance. Bad news pump, good news dump, crab even when volatility potential seems high. This is particularly the case with earnings reports. I can't tell you how many times I got fucked over by bad earnings good guidance or good earnings bad guidance. I only trade leveraged index funds now as there is a lot less of that tomfoolery if I'm trading the entire market.

>>52515478
6

>>52515478
you are a degenerate alcoholic gambler.

>>52515494
Yeah, I watched Tyson go up then start crabbing after someone found their CFO blasted drunk passed out in their house.

>>52515521
I'll never stop gambling

>>52515521
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>52515478
12 or more Big Hoss.

>>52515338
I'm generally trading 3x leveraged shit.

>>52515535
Fuck off
>>52515478
Nobody cares except some losers without friends irl on here. Stop avatar fagging. You’re a disgrace

>>52515644
If you're here, you're a loser. Sorry you had to find out this way...

henlo esemgee :)
how r u doign 2daye?

any gud thigns hapn in the markt 4 u?
any bad thigns?
hoep u r doign gud fren :)

>>52515494
>leveraged index funds
Just did some reading on that. I hope I have both the knowledge and balls required at some point! Much appreciated, I save all of this for study.

>>52515689
Good evening, anon. Whole lot of crabbing.

>>52515703
gud stuf anon :)

>be me
>spend hours trying to learn to use TD Ameritrade
>discover Schwab bought them
>accounts transition in 2023
>the thinkorswim platform moves over some time later
Already being in the land of confusion, this doesn't strike me as a pleasant experience ahead. I was really liking the array of tools by a very wide margin compared to Robinhood, as best I can tell with my limited knowledge.

>>52515762
I think "move over" just means schwab accounts will be able to use ToS. I don't see them ditching ToS just because they have Street Smart Edge.

>>52515698
people who trade intraday are retards. nobody beats market makers intraday, so dont do that. plan to buy for a month minimum

>>52515328
Manned fighters are mostly on the way out. Life support for a human body puts too many constraints on maneuverability and size. There will be niches for manned fighters, but for investment purposes drone swarms are the growth area. "Manned fighters that can launch drone swarms" wouldn't be fighters in the first place, but instead bombers and transports meant to avoid engagement.

Anti-drone defenses are likely to be the biggest growth area. Drones themselves will probably see a lot of under the table production, but defenses against them will be needed fucking everywhere, including in commercial private infrastructure, and they'll need to come from reliable sources with support contracts. I haven't looked at which companies to that yet.

>I don't have to tell you things are bad
>Everybody knows things are bad
>It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job
>The dollar buys a nickel's worth
>banks are going bust
>shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter
>punks are running wild in the street
>and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do
>and there's no end to it
>We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat.
>And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be
>We all know things are bad, worse than bad, they're crazy.
>It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more.
>We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is,
>"Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."
>Well, I'm not going to leave you alone
>I want you to get mad!
>I don't want you to protest.
>I don't want you to riot.
>I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write.
>I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
>All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.
>You've gotta say,
>"I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"

I really hope crypto dies for good within the next 3 years so stockschads can take back the board

>>52515798
I discovered the whole thing in the support section and it has an FAQ that says some random weekend you suddenly will no longer be able to log in to TDA and your account will not be Schwab, and that later thinkorswim will be brought over.
>>52515806
Yes, that's about what my own naturally developed swing trading instinct more resembles, but I intend to learn as much as possible and do some experiments with riskier things here and there to see if I can find ways to accelerate the growth of a tiny initial seed to the point that I can have enough to better work with.

>>52515859
>your account will not be Schwab
*then be Schwab

>>52515762
>>52515798
>>52515859
>>52515863
spoke to a broker about this the other day (they're 24/7 on both Schwab and TDA). basically whats happening is that TDA accounts are moving over to Schwab over a weekend to as not impact trading. they are still keeping everything though including and especially ToS (which uses your TDA sign in)

you can also transfer assets early to Schwab and just do it on your own terms instead of being forced, no transfer fees right now. desu best to just xfer less actively traded assets early, and just keep one active TDA account for ToS until that gets moved over, in which ToS remains open too so literally no difference

Dollar sisters are we going to be okay?

>>52515703
never ever

>>52515838
Good movie, also KAS:ST sampled this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwi1qgSaxZY

>>52515189
Kek

>>52515381
What the actual fuck? Is that some old video, scenes from movies or for real?

Because if its legit then...China collapsing is no longer a meme? I just don't even know anymore.

bros did we buy the top of the dead cat bounce?

What happens Monday

>>52516062
well thats what i thought too, i did hear about lockdowns and chinese people rebelling, and then foxcon closing due to covid zero. it looks legit. wouldnt this be extremely bearish for tech?

Yields....

>>52516292
Ultra mega giga bearish if real. Could see stocks go down -5% at least across the board on Monday.

>>52516126
please tell me this isn't shopped

>>52516317
If stocks drop 5% on Monday I will make $55,000.

>>52516311
What's wrong about those yields apart from
> muh inversed curve!
> apocalypse!
Fed is raising rates, latest announced target is 5% in 2023. It's no surprise to anyone, even bond traders. And then they project inflation and interest rates to drop towards longer maturities.

UK is all but guaranteed to be in a recession just waiting to be officially announced when GDP for this quarter are announced.
How does one profit of this, short UK stocks or FTSE 100 to make the most profit.

>>52516373
I will make 500$

>>52516062
That's normal for China. It's very progressive and modern. They enforce the zero COVID policy to achieve desired results, unlike the chaotic west. Surely you've seen Chinese official state media's reports that COVID was a bioweapon created by the US Army and released upon China in an act of western imperialism.

China routinely leaves massive piles of trash in the streets, which has many benefits such as creating jobs for trash collectors and saving time so people can get back to work. Weak westerners panic at the sight, but the loyal and hardened Chinese just go back to work, or to jail, or flee and become fugitives banned from society by the social credit system. Liberal leaders like Canada's Trudeau envy China's system, which enables it to protect the environment by becoming the world's largest polluter and simply faking the reported numbers, but they are unable to make progress because democracy and reactionary bigots keep getting in the way.

You'll be happy to know that the Party showed its support for Dear Leader Xi Jinping at this year's congress, where potential rivals eagerly gave up their positions and responsibilities so Xi's loyalists could take over - including the man who oversaw the Shanghai COVID lockdowns, who was promoted to the second highest post. Now that Hong Kong has been pacified, Xi promises to restore order to Taiwan.

You'll also be happy to know that foreigners are not permitted to have actual ownership of Chinese stocks, and must go through Chinese intermediaries, ensuring that foreigners will be able to helpfully donate their funds to the government should that ever become necessary.

This is all normal.

>>52516317
You're months behind. They've been pricing this in since the April selloff.
>"We’re excited to be manufacturing iPhone 14 in India" - Apple

>>52516062
>he hasn't been following the hive collapse
It's been a pretty wild ride. This is the most recent bug video I watched. Bugs have been swarming out of Foxconn hives and running away from government insects for at least a week now. Should probably short appl.

https://youtu.be/RcOTkaC0UxQ

>>52516592
>This is all normal.
Okay that's fine then.

>>52515381
Isn't this old news and priced in
Stocks were gigapumping last week

>>52516592
what makes some of them decide to wear a blue tie instead of red, it seems weird since china is red

>>52515147
All the higher ups at SEGA are in bed with the yakuza, and commit tons of fraud and laundering schemes all the time so this isn't really surprising.

Is there a website for companies that the SEC is looking to investigate or already are investigating?

>>52516592
>>52516690
oh i didnt realize it was semi old

Recession cancelled, companies are realizing they can continue to function with 40% of the staff

>>52515237

I kept bugging this chick on IG for a date. She finally said yes. Stay persistent

>>52516780
Yeah, seems like diversity hiring people to boost ESG score isn't that great for business in the end.

buying shorts on 9/12 Dec depending on how the fri closes. thoughts?

>>52516780
looks like all the useless troons, femoids and tokens are gone

>>52516780
All the H1B's know their place is to suck leaders cock.

That's sad, never be a wagie wagie.

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>>52515644
>Nobody cares except some losers without friends irl on here
explain the correlation between being a loser and having irl friends

>>52516780
Only company I can see maybe failing with 40% is Amazon. They NEED their armies of wagies to survive, not even robot AI can save them.

>>52516915
Ruined by le epic 4chan translation

QRD on cash secured puts?

>>52515838
>>52516015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6-ckQhRmYQ

do we dump at next month at fomc, yes/no? are the hikes priced in now or are they still a threat?

>>52517380
Unfortunately I'm not on Jerome's insider trading mailing list

>>52516888
Yeah, I noticed the only ones left are the indians and chinese...

Alright bobos, I want in. What's the no brainer short for the next ride down once this retard pump is over? AAPL?

>>52516915
fucking based, thanks for the update

>>52517009
It’s a bullish strategy since you’re looking to not get assigned. You‘d typically would want to sell those when you‘re convinced that a bottom has been found. I’d recommend selling naked calls here

It’s 4 am and I had another nightmare
And this time the market isn’t even open tomorrow…

What did he mean by this?

>>52517428
Anything retards fomoed into like amc or gme, etc. without caring. Potentially fraudulent companies are also pretty juicy puts. FTX shriveled and died along with their token. Coinbase might be worth looking into their stocks to see if they'll have a bankrun and die too. https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/coin/

but just look for the biggest super high earners. Not the slow growth guys but the graphs that look like rocket ships/soon to be Eiffel towers

they went up on hype and market exposure and they'll go down just as fast.

>>52517380
It all depends on sentiment. For example 2 months ago I was convinced that the market was gonna pump no matter what JPow said until I read a Bloomberg(I think) headline that said the same thing. That was when I knew it he was going to crash the market and it was indeed red.

>>52515381
the only thing I care about is how this bodes for my apple puts

>>52515236
Same bro
Selling fish here

Bring on the fat christmas rate hike Powell. I wanna bag one more round of cheap shares before the year is out. Also be nice to see my Emergency fund rate finally bust the 3.0% mark.. January marks the start of yet another 401k contribution hike.

>>52516795
OK, Restraining Order

>>52515147
Did he solded before releasing Balan Wonderworld?

>>52517392
>>52517580
sentiment is becoming harder to read. these violent pumps scare me if im going to buy puts.

>>52515224
It's sort of impossible not to insider trade at your own company. I don't even think it makes sense as a crime and until nancy pelosi is behind bars it's basically legal. you piss off someone powerful this is what you get, it's like when the irs goes after mafiosos.

Good morning. Hope you got your tickets for the UVXY express.

>>52518066
ah, the government leech

>>52516780
>only the asian and white males stuck around
lmao

>>52518329
as if anyone else worked there in the first place

>>52518329
They're all probably there because they need the immigration visas. The "white" guys are most likely Eastern European

>>52518288
nice chaste conservative christian girl anon, she looks like good wife material

>>52518384
she's like the trad wife memes you post on /pol/, except she's real

>>52515478
do one absolutely plastered while smoking a blunt and laugh at all the anti pot faggots

>>52515478
just say "Hannah hays is the only suitable woman for breeding. sell it all now, VIX to $100"

>>52515394
>an cider couple
Is that a Euro thing?

>amazon employees 2019: 800k
>amazon employees 2022: 1.6 million
>layoffs: 11k
It hasn't begun.

One year ago I have been shilling Exxon hard here but I didn't buy any

>>52518604
How pissed would you be, scale of 1 to 10, if I ended up marrying Hannah Hays instead of you?

>>52518249
Yeah, I remember how arrogant bears were not as long as a month ago, making fun of anyone who said that timing the market doesn't work in a long run. I guess they didn't expect 10-20% pump that followed.
Personally I'm long and just buy dips with my salary. I buy only dividend paying stocks, so I don't care much about price movement. At least not as much as people investing in speculative assets. Pretty comfy way to invest, although I understand that people who have 4 figures portfolio are desperate to gamble in order to escape wage cage.

Remember when people enthusiastic about the internet. Now we're going to Metaverse hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv0WAB3Zkh0

Oil barons report in

Yeah I don't give a shat about the price fluctuations that much either. Never plan on selling so WTF do I care. It's all about divvy reinvesting and simply flipping a switch to let all that divvy income roll into my account when the time comes. (Or not, frankly I don't need the money so I could let it reinvest till I'm dead). The benefit of having other income sources (Pension + a 401k + Brokerage + fat off the books bank account) is you don't need to rely on just one for nice retirement.

>>52518699
The future's so bright I've got to wear shades.

>>52518651
>>52518772
Oil

>>52518658
I'd probably spend the rest of my life making you miserable, also I'd steal her away at some point, cream pie her (making you a cuckold), and forcing you to raise our son.

>>52515237
Your forgetting the first rule of dating anon.
Don’t be ugly

>>52515478
12 for sure

>>52518782
these teachers should be hanged

>>52515189
jej

chances on COIN going to 35 by friday?

>futures

I've seen way too many reports and articles from "experts" about 2023 being a huge recession. I feel like it's more than even before covid.

Should I actually take heed and stay in cash?

>>52518772
oil

>>52519045
Man if he (she? can't tell...) finishes off that block of cheese, there won't be any left to melt on top of the Cheez-its later...

I don't know what it is but I woke up today with an overwhelming hatred of kikes.

>>52519037
I always do the opposite of what MSM says

>>52518970
why do these teachers push the faggotry in the usa? whats the motivation?

>>52519098
at this point it might not even be malicious
women are just fucking retarded

So what's the narrative now? Energy stocks overbought, reits down, tech down. Everything front-run and priced in. What's the next thing?

>>52519156
Oil.

>>52515147
>1 dollar dividend per share
>Each share is 11 dollars

This can't be right can it?

>>52519098
To groom them into pedophilia obviously.

>>52519337
They nationalized the company. I wouldn't touch that stock with a 10 foot pole.

>>52519365
Nani?

>>52519392
I don't know what that means or what you're trying to convey.

>>52518772

>>52518782
And all these indoctrinated lemmings in training will still think that they are having original thoughts and opinions not planted into their minds by globohomo and think they are fighting the establishment when it's the mega billionaire class finding and pushing this division and degeneracy

>>52519440
Public schools only exist now to pump out goy cattle consoomers. Faggotry is a business now and corporations are tapping that newly thriving market.

>>52519337
Have I got a stock for you if that's what you are interested in.
>pic related

>>52519037
Recessions are oft reported after the market has bottomed. That being said, either this is 2018 (and it's over) or this is 2000/1929/2008, and we need the big one before capitulation.

>>52515535
Poor kid, doesn't know sugar goes in the same hole he sucks dick with.

>>52519337
wont you get paid in brazilian real though?

What happened to the US diesel fuel shortage and its impending doom?
It never materialized, didn't it?

>>52519530
Nothing ever happens. Everything is fake and gay. The news is manufactured to make you react a behave a certain way, that is all.

>>52519440
>think
>stopped

>>52519409
Am I really gonna lose it all?

>>52519468
Wot

>>52515394
Only downside I see to prostitution is the possibility of blackmail or theft. Just look what happened to street walker anon. Once you find the right women you would be good to go.

>>52519544
>Nothing ever happens. Everything is fake and gay. The news is manufactured to make you react a behave a certain way, that is all.
I can attest to that.
I'm from Germany and the notion that there is going to be an energy crisis this winter because of
>muh Russian gas supply
was completely ridiculous and 100% FUD that the government and the MSM pushed like there was no tomorrow.
Just think about it... the Germans running out of gas... the Germans!
lol;
lmao even

>>52517009
less bullish than outright buying, but still bullish

>>52515478
12 beers and lets see some visuals of your crack whore employee. Belly, brapper, feet, etc... Give us something!

>>52519567
The ticker is the characters name.

>>52518782
>two blonds
>jumping
>every
>time

>>52515644
What are these “friends” you speak off? The more successful I get the less I want to interact with outside world. Touch Grass is a meme and social circles are only good in sitcoms.

>>52519560
Oh probably not, but a nationalized business isn't great news for shareholders. The president literally replaced their CEO. If I'm an investor that isn't really something I want to have to worry about.
>>52519593
She wanted to come over to use my shower because apparently they have no hot water at her place, but she must have worked late because she didn't try and force her way over last night. That probably means she did shit work so I'm going to have to look around the building today when I go in. She kept trying to convince me to help her with her work and she'd help me with mine that way we would both get out and the same time, but I'm not a braindead retard and told her that was fucking stupid because I work circles around her. Nice try crack whore employee. I really should stop calling her that. She neither smokes crack or whores.

>>52519520
Exactly how much is a “brazillion” anyway?

>>52519710
A brazillion dollars obviously

>>52519663
Does she have a tramp stamp tattoo? Is her hair blonde with dark roots? Premature crows feet around her eyes?

>>52519765
She's covered in tattoos, her hair is more dirty blond, and yep to the crows feet. You pretty much nailed it kek. I see you know the type

Good afternoon I hate technology and technology corporations. I wish to short the energy sector to the ground so we no longer have to deal with the FAGMAN industry and can go back to the very comfy 14th century complete with plagues and people getting their heads chopped off in battle. How do I go about bankrupting the oil sector and making silver cost several million dollars an oz to make solar panels impossible to build and thus destroy the entire internet?

>>52518782
>every teacher and teacher aid is a woman
We really need more male teachers. And not simps like the few male teachers. We need 80s/90s/00s jock male teachers again that will be good role models for boys and push back on this absolute retardation.

>MILL.
>CURTAILMENTS.

>>52519885
It'll never happen. The reason public schools are filled with these type of people is the job doesn't pay well. When you have a job like that which is dealing with shit head kids everyday and the pay is shit, you attract bad apples. Kind of like how you get a lot of weirdos in the police force for the same reason.

High school is becoming much like College; bunch of useless shat forced to do that once you enter the workforce amounts to jack shat..I graduated in 2002. Amount of useless shat they make them do now in 2022 is fucking insane. Although I wouldn't mind working at a high school. All those 18 year old whoreish girls running round..

>>52519663
Maybe she's on stripchat while she's working, I've seen some cleaners that get themselves off between cleaning offices.

>>52519710
My favorite GW Bush joke!

It's pretty discouraging right now. I'm not even going to bother buying anything for the foreseeable future. Michael Bury has already said people wouldn't believe how short he is right now. He obviously knows more than all of us combined.

>>52520126

>>52516780
noticing a lack of women that take 5 snack breaks plus lunch. not looking good for twitter.

How do I long obesity? I'm looking for companies that provide healthcare, services and products that lardbeasts use. If you could suggest companies that would be great. So far I have MDT, MED, BNTX, or even just the XBI ETF, there is the obvious goyslop section like MCD, WEN, MNST, KDP etc but all of these plays have already done very well this year. Also reminder that being a lardbeast is what (((they))) want, you will consume more, think less and die sooner and if ever there was something so egregious that broke a fatmans onion willpower they wouldn't have the strength to fight, let alone STAND UP to fight.

>>52520160
you could short BYND

>>52520187
One could argue that BYND is actually a buy because their product isn't healthy. One could argue it's actually worse than a real burger because beyond meat is straight goy slop.

>>52520187
I wouldnt touch BYND because jews prop it up so you can't tell when it will fall.

Rocker when will the update come out, I need to begin planning my day

>>52520187
Maybe that would be a good play but the mindset I'm going for in my portfolio would lean towards actually buying BYND (if the fundamentals were any good), as beyond meat is a shitty replica of good food that poses as "healthy" while having more saturated fats and sodium then normal hamburger meats and costing more. It's what a lazy fat ass would consume and genuinly say they are eating healthy as they get fatter which further deepens them into the mindset that's pushed out that you can be "healthy at every size" and that they arnt actually doing anything wrong and they believe they would be EVEN fatter if they didn't eat the overpriced cricket burger. I fucking hate fat people so much its unreal.

>>52520256
I have to work today and then go to Walmart so it will be tonight not this afternoon. I reckon I'll probably leave work around 8pm and then head to Walmart. Hopefully I'll be home sometime after 9pm

>>52520187
I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss new world order stocks

>>52520276
Ok thank you

SKYTsters… what happened ?

Kek, no one is buying BYND or "fake meat" products, least enough to make the companies profitable. The pandemic proved that. When a mass panic fails to move your product from store shelves you know it's a flop..

>>52520320
This. It was a fun fad that people toyed with for a while, but nobody is going to pay more for fake meat outside of a handful of faggy vegans.

>>52520287
Kinda amazed the jews tricked the arabs on this one, like surely they would know.

>>52520287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXprqpEAk0c

>>52520392
They always manage to find one token arab. I promise you the majority of Arabs would start a war over that shit.

>>52520412
Well theyre building the stupid line for some reason.

>>52517428
GRND
MNDY
BMBL

All 150x P/E garbage money bleeders, enjoy anon

>>52520412
>the majority of Arabs would start a war over that shit
Didn't know the arabs were this based

>>52520421
I can't see any scenario where that actually ends up working out. It's such a ridiculous idea, but Lord knows they have the money

Attention please I have some very important to say

>>52520636

>>52520636
After they implement CBDC, they’ll force negative interest rates on the peasants. Doesn’t mean inflation will go away. Screencap this.

>>52520636

>>52520653
>>52520665
>>52520675
Oil. Thank you and goodnight gentlemen

>>52520636

>>52520689
THATS IT?!?!

>Oil. Thank you and goodnight gentlemen

>>52520689

>>52518781
Moe Shop is really good imho
https://youtu.be/_1rF38MjpHE
Also Android 52
https://youtu.be/0h8CaqQGBag
https://youtu.be/ufkzFgUZAhc?t=8
ty for the other suggestions

>>52520725
Don't forget me

>>52519710
about three fiddy

At Kroger few days ago I was going about my business. Noticed this woman and her teen daughter. The woman was teaching the daughter all about grocery shopping, what brands to get,etc. Gave me hope kinda. That least maybe one girl of this new generation will actually know how to fucking cook when she's out on her own. To be honest the mother and the daughter both had nice assets to admire so yeah that's what drew my eye. (What?, hey you gotta find enjoyment doing even the most mundane things in life you know)

I'm thinking 20% VTI, 20% BRK.B, 10% VHT, 10% ICE, 5% X.TO, 2.5% MCHI and the rest being my fat centric stocks, like right now that would be 5% in MED and 5% in MDT as they are cheap enough to buy, while the rest remains cash or in GIC.

Whats a degenerate play in the same vein as SIGA or SOXL last year?

My current portfolio is stagnating, and I got a 2k bonus at work that I wanna do something silly with

>>52520985
soxl is the evergreen degenerate play

>>52520985
UP? They did rally like 50% in the last month though so maybe not.

>>52520689
Excellent. Thank you.

>>52520917
My town actually has two KR stores of the same subsidiary chain less than 2000 ft from each other. I don't know why... My only guess is that one, the older one, is unionized, so closing it would be too much trouble... but they wanted a new store so they just built it down the street. It is a bigger, nicer, and newer facility. There's also another store from a different KR subsidiary a mile away. Very strange.

>>52520985
macro is bad bro, these sorts of plays is going to be hard to come by aside from playing the normal volatility of the market

>>52521116
Well I did buy it at like 45 sometime last year and sold it at 57....

Looking into 2023, when will be a good time to load up on TLT?
I don't wanna get all Bond King about it but I feel like we shouldn't miss the boat on this one either

Rip Buffalo NY niggers

>>52521133
I live in Houston. Kroger absolutely sucks dick in comparison to H-E-B. Older stores, poorly motivated workers, inferior product selection, prices aren't really cheaper

>>52521222
There weather has been spooky lately. I was bitching about it last night. Today in Michigan it's 27 degrees with 30mph winds. That brings the temperature with the wind chill down go 13 degrees. At 1:30 in the afternoon on November 19th. As somebody said yesterday. This is straight up clown weather to go with clown world.

>>52516915
>Chapter 19
Shit I am way behind.

>>52521211
Once fed kneels and halts rape hikes you buy. Six months down the line you buy leveraged bull products.

>>52521236
During the height of the pandemic Kroger really dropped the ball, at least near me. The produce section was honestly nauseating. They had entire vegetable and fruit display rotting covered in bugs. The first time I saw it I looked around in complete shock. Like is anyway going to clean this shit up? If I was an employee there, I don't care what department I was in, if I saw that I'd do something about it. It's just embarrassing.

>>52521257
>Once fed kneels and halts rape hikes you buy

>>52518782
Playstation hoodie kid is based

>>52521222
>66 inches
Holy shit that's wild.
https://apnews.com/article/business-new-york-buffalo-storms-weather-938bb919f04ddf04850e80b4f2ac86a8

>>52520160
Long PEP

>>52521297
The fed wont kneel for awhile though. 10yr is already priced in at the fed rate. We are entering giga inversion territory with inflation still elevated in spite of tightest rape hike spree in history.

>>52521250
Minus the wind that's pretty normal to get this cold by thanksgiving.

>>52518782
Offended? Good.

>>52521289
Well, I just wasted 20 min making this anime girl image for KR then...

>>52521211
Not time for any leveraged moves but I don’t think shares of TLT wouldn’t be the worst idea right now. Start collecting the yield and easy yourself into the whole bond king shit.

>>52521485
>20min
Git gud

>>52521510
I couldn't find a good one with a transparent background, so had to carve it out myself...

>>52521510
so gross

>>52521236
your local kroger is probably one of the most depressing places on earth. Everyone there has all given up

t. worked there when I was 19

>>52520187
>>52520240
BYND is going to 0 but its got such a high short interest you can get squeezed at any time

>>52521514
I've seen tranparent backgrounds ones on /c/ and /w/ for what its worth at least

>>52521582
I worked through one in HS and thought the same. But the speds bagging would do hilarious shit which made it more bearable

>>52521603
Oh... I just use Google Image Search cause I'm lazy

>>52521394
Maybe I'm delusional but I never remember it being this cold by thanksgiving. Snow? Sometimes, but usually it's not full blown winter gear. Everyone else in town pretty much feels the same way.
>>52521485
If there's an anime girl involved, it's never a waste.

>>52521582
The most depressing place I've ever been was ollie's. I went in their to buy paper one time because it's super cheap and I swear to god probably two thirds of the staff there killed themselves after their shift. I've never seen a collection of people so visibly unhappy. Ollie's is a soulless store so I couldn't imagine working there.

>>52521731
My dad raves about that place... he unironically says they have a lot of good stuff cheap.

>>52521349
I got your 66 inches right here. *crabs dick*

>>52521760
It's just one gigantic store of random, miscellaneous, discontinued shit.

>>52521787
>*crabs dick*

>>52521787
mr. snips wins again

>>52521787
>crabs dick

>>52521833
Ok, that one is legitimately unnerving...

>>52521582
>Park at Kroger
>Try not to step on the broken glass in the parking lot
>Fight through a wall of beggars asking me for change to get inside the store
>A homeless schizo is arguing with the black girl wagie in customer service
>Grab my case of beer
>Wait 10 minutes for the fat balding manager who looks like a real life example of the wagie wojak meme to check my ID because customers are arguing with him
>Walk past the rent-a-cop on my way out
>Fight through the beggars again that are quite persistent despite my attempts to avoid eye contact and not acknowledge them
Pretty much my average Kroger experience in Ohio.

>>52521901
Columbus, Cleveland or Nati?

>>52521918
Columbus.

>>52521901
>ohio
Ohio has all the problems of California without the weather. It gets especially trashy once you get to southern ohio.

>>52521919
I flew into/out-of Columbus for a work trip once. Nice little airport. I bought some buckeyes from the gift shop.

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>>52521965
>buckeyes

>>52521968

>>52521968
Who even falls for these fucking bots anyway?

>>52521991
Tom Brady, apparently

Are there other price X volume indicators out there? I really like volume profile and ideally I'd like to track it over several different time frames/slices, but I can't calculate it myself due to data granularity.

>>52521919
Brutal. Unless you are associated with THE Ohio State University, Columbus seems like an uninhabitable place.

>>52521991
There is still a GME general up anon....

>>52521973
I'm talking about the desert/candy thing. I have no opinion on the university or its athletic program... other than I have an Eagles jersey for a player who went there, and he was pretty good

SPY will be 320 next year.

>>52522016
I think there will be a GME general years down the line

>>52522028
420 you mean
Blaze it

>>52522024
It doesn't matter, even speaking the word in any context is unacceptable in MY general.

>>52522059
I'm not a fan of Ohio the state either, but at least they're known for their chocolate buckeye candies. What food is Michigan known for? Other than leaded water?

You guys don't talk about REITs enough

>>52521965
>not just going innawoods and getting some buckeyes
I even know of one bush right on the side of the road. Citibois.

>>52519156
Vol is underpriced, shit is breaking behind the scenes in financials, tiger paw-prints in the repo facilities.

>>52522098
>thinks a Reese's knock off is notable
>doesn't know about Michigan's trademarked staple food that is both filling and savory called the pasty

>>52522132
Isn't that what strippers put on their nipples?

>>52522105
That's cause everyone calls me retarded for shilling IIPR

>>52522142
Not pay-stee but pah-stee

>>52521222
How can we profit from this global warming?

>>52522105
They have room to fall still. I made a big spiel on storage REITs many months ago, but even then I indicated it was early. I am starting to drip cash into storage even though I still think it is too early. I just can't resist the slurp on those things.

>>52516915
>109.5% interest
Oh yeah
its all coming together

>>52522189
Imagine just hanging out comfortably in the fall and then when you wake up 5.5 feet of snow just got dumped on you. There are few things worse than trying to navigate through heavy snow

>>52522189
Max out your ESG score? All money comes from retarded politicians in the end anyway.

Douyo to 2x Monday

>>52521996
oooo nevermind. The free TDA api will let you grab minute granular data for as long a range as you want. Oh. Yeah.

>>52522262
>navigate through heavy snow
Why would you even bother? What is worth the risk? Stay home and stay warm.

>>52522299
Hey when you need beer, you need beer.

>>52522132
Aren't your from souf michigan? Get your own food troll

>>52522313
Hey fuck you nigger, we're all one state.

>>52520312
Someone came here to shill it during ongoing public offerring. What a coincidence
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/skywater-announces-full-exercise-underwriter-000000973.html

>>52522171
Are you a Yooper by any chance?

>>52522105
The stocks will get rekt by rate hikes
the bonds are interesting though albeit sketchy

>>52522189
Meme answer? Water rights rent-seekers.
Real answer? LMT & RTX

>>52522189
Buy R-134 in bulk and hoard in your home. Profit

Any female investor here? Show female bob.

>>52521991
SoftBank I guess
https://forkast.news/headlines/japan-investment-manager-softbank-reportedly-writes-down-stake-in-ftx-to-zero/
Seems like the more money you have, the more likely you are to fall for vaporware

>>52515237
dating apps are done dude. they had a peak before and maybe during early pandemic. at first you would get all kinds of people because it was a novelty and fun thing to do. now it's just tedious bullshit behind a paywall and all you get is desperate girls for attention and sluts swiping for a 6pack guy every weekend.

you're unironically better off just focusing on yourself and doing some group hobbies/activities where you meet people naturally.

I went all in JEPI. I’m going to hold for at least 6 months.
Was this a sound decision?

>>52522439
No but I love vacationing up there. Beautiful area.

>>52522469
Jesus i wouldnt want to be that faggot

DRIP anon back from my 3 day vacation. I quit my job this week and I'm not gonna wage anymore until next year. I made 30% realized gains last week on my portfolio selling everything at 400 and shorting to 390. Every play I shilled here last week was a 25-100% gain. I'm still incredibly bearish and on everything (you can't even imagine how short I am) and I will continue to short everything rally.

Anyways fuck you guys pretty much. I'm up 150% in 3 months but you guys never listen you just call me a nigger.

>>52522760
Congratulations on your gains nigger

>>52522505
Yeah probably, wouldn't be surprised if the market dropped another 10-15% in that timeframe but with that dividend the only more sound stock comparable to invest in would be IEP probably, since that one historically performs better than SPY even without its dividend.

>>52522799
I would like to thank absolutely no one. All of your advice here is fucking terrible /smg/

I'm thinking pump all week and big red day on black friday, but I'm only confident black friday will be red since it was the last 2 years.

What did they mean by this?

>>52522242
what storage REITs should we be looking at

>>52522880
Quick reddit. Buy buy buy. They need more exit liquidity for the next leg down

>>52522760
>>52522835
Based nigger rich shit on everyoner.

>>52522880
Bostic should call Bullard a racist and force him to become dovish as reparations

>>52516780
Yep and this realisation will be disastrous for this overpopulated world we're living in.
People already forgot that during the plandemic lockdowns, where about two thirds were not working, the system kept on chugging along nicely.
I guess that more than 50% of human input which is nowadays defined as "work" is obsolete and unneeded entirely.

Musk and the tech layoffs over the next years will actually be a good thing and force nations to adopt basic income schemes.
Yes, I firmly believe that basic income is a good thing.
>inb4 the usual
Friendly reminder that you are surrounded by niggers and browns and commies already, even without basic income.

I think I will shill Douyo here until monday

It's going to 2x if not 3x

>>52522918
I'll buy a few calls

>>52522947
I have 520 shares bought at 5x leverage via a cfd

>>52522959
I really should learn how CFDs work

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>>52522760
>gonna wage anymore until next year
This would actually mean something if it were January.

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>>52523007
>>52523007

>>52516517
muh inverted yield curve has predicted major recessions every single time
and this is the most inverted its been in decades
bond market is pricing in rate cuts to 0 and return of QE by 2025 which is absurd

>>52515172
B-b-but Japanese people are honorable! ;_;