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It cost $4000 for this cockroach to be removed from my ear canal. How do I profit from this??

>> No.52751519
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>>52751502
for the love of god tell me how you let that thing in your ear. are you homeless, a drug addict, or sleeping in a rathole?

>> No.52751584

>>52751519
i once moved in and out of an apartment in 24 hrs once I realized how infested it was. The next night in my second apartment I slept with the lights on and woke up to one approaching me on my pillow. I killed tf out of it, but I'm pretty sure it was coming to get revenge by eating out my ear innards for the bloodbath in his country

>> No.52751605
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>>52751584
did he think you were greek or something?

>> No.52751626

>>52751502
this is why you should have a cat

>> No.52751641

>>52751502
Details of how it happened

>> No.52751856

>>52751502
Just put something like citronella in your ear and it will leave by itself.

>> No.52751921

>>52751502
How does this happen exactly?
I've heard of roaches crawling in peoples' ears before, but never heard of any actually going into the ear canal.

>> No.52751934

>>52751605
ha!

>> No.52752049

>>52751502
fake and gay

>> No.52752547

>>52751519
i had a flie crawl into my ear one time i accidentally squished him with a qtip. very loud with him buzzing on my eardrum but it worked itself out

>> No.52752583

>>52751921
When I was a child my family were on a caravan holiday in France and my mother woke in the night screaming as a mother had crawled in her ear and was vibrating and couldn't get out. My father awoke and began slapping her as he thought she was dreaming. It ended eventually when they got an emergency doctor who pulled it out with some instrument. I slept through the whole thing and awoke in the morning with my ears stuffed full of cotton wool my paranoid mother had put there after the moth incident. Happy times.

>> No.52752589

>>52752583
A moth, not a mother!

>> No.52752599

yikes, I hope they removed the eggs too for that price

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>How can I profit from this?
Report back to me when you have enough to build pic related. Then I will tell you the secret.

>> No.52752818

>>52752583
Why are family vacations such a clusterfuck

>> No.52752875

>>52751502
Congratulations, next week you will have her babies dropping down your nose

>> No.52753008

>>52752609
Those are cicada shells though

>> No.52753017

AVAX shills sure are desperate huh