/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52854546
The worst part was, he SAID he was sorry. Are you happy CZ?

>>52854546
Nothing makes me seethe like the “SBF did nothing wrong” meme

>>52854546

>>52854546
Real talk though: if CZ quietly sold the FTT, would this have happened?

>>52854546
Fuck that smug mf. Cz did nothing wrong. I don't use their exchange or hold their token, so I am unbiased.

I hate jews.

>>52854546
What the fuck!? How is he a fucking threat? They can ankle monitor him and charge him for it and save their fucking prison system some money!

>>52854598
probably not

>>52854576
a think a month in juvenile detention is fair
after that he can start a new business to reimburse ftx users

>>52854546
Imagine carrying water for billionaire jews or billionaire chinks.

>>52854546
about the first time i have seen a rich jew pay for their crime in america, and not either get taken by israel or get epsteinend.

>>52854605
Flight risk is a real thing when the suspect has enough money to pay to live anywhere for the rest of his life.

Bail is never granted in extraditions

>>52854605
We could also shoot him and save everyone some money.

>>52854634
chill, anything can happen

Where can I bet he will do an hero in prison?

>>52854686
probably on binance, since ftx is insolvent, lol

>>52854575
I hate the Bankman like you wouldn't believe, but he didn't do anything wrong. Crypto is unregulated, so we don't need daddy government taking care of us, and most importantly: NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR COINS. So anyone that sent their keys to the Bankman deserved to lose everything.

>>52854705
>but he didn't do anything wrong.
Disregarding the crypto bullshit, having close ties with the democrats and being one of Joe's top funders is a pretty big wrong.

>Bankman-Fried’s passport was turned over to police upon arrest last night, his attorney said.
>The former FTX CEO has long suffered from depression, insomnia, and attention deficit disorder (ADD), he added.
>Bankman-Fried told the court he is currently taking medication.
>The chief magistrate asked if there was family in court. SBF’s parents and a woman stood up. The judge asked if one of them could get Bankman-Fried’s prescription drugs at home.

What in the absolute fuck!? He is fully fucking cooperating with everything they are asking of him!

>>52854705
You misunderstand, anon: he jewed some really powerful Jews and therefore he will be punished.

>>52854575
go brick

>>52854652
He surrendered his passport! He can't fucking leave the country!

>>52854731
That's called lobbying. He was protecting crypto from being banned in the US.

>>52854705
>Crypto is unregulated, so we don't need daddy government taking care of us,

>Btw in order to buy 0.0001 doggy coins please input your social security number, and take a picture of your drivers license and take a webcam photo and a fingerprint scan

>>52854546


o vey dis the shaoh all over again

>>52854770
It's said that a jew's passport is his blood. IsraelAir will let him fly, gliding on the flow of a Shoah.

i wonder how successful will his trading method be in prison
> sorry tyrone, my girlfriend lost your crack pipe

>>52854770

the southern border is wide open

>>52854602
back to /pol/ schizo.

>>52854546
>denied bail
for what reason? this is anti-semitism.

>>52854546
HE IS A FUCKING JEWISH VEGAN THOUGH LET HIM THE FUCK OUT

>All of this comes hours before Bankman-Fried was due to testify remotely before the House Financial Services Committee, with U.S. politicians demanding answers on FTX's demise. SBF's appearance in Congress will now not go ahead
#whackd

>>52854840
The southern border of the Bahamas?

>>52854860

Bahamas doesn't even have border, he can just swim to Cuba

>>52854602
We don't think about you at all lmao

>>52854770
Can't rule out that he's able to find a private plane or boat to help him escape.

>>52854878
He can swim like over 200 miles no problem right?

>>52854598
Prob not but why not eliminate a bad competitor and liquidate some longs before the next bull run.
Now cz only needs to not fuck up and bribe the people he needs to bribe and become the richest man in the world on the next bullrun

>>52854887
I made you seethe and (You) me.
I literally live in your skull.

>>52854628
Yes, venture capital funds will line up to bid for his services. Manufacturing market cap from thin air is a marketable skill.

>>52854851
This. He was too good of a person.
>But for me, the most disturbing aspect of the Bankman-Fried saga, the one that kept me up at night, is how much of myself I see in him.
>Like me, Bankman-Fried (“SBF” to aficionados) grew up in a college town surrounded by left-leaning intellectuals, including both of his parents. So did his business partner and Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison, the child of MIT professors. Like me, they were both drawn to utilitarian philosophy at a young age. Like me, they seemed fascinated by what their privileged position on this planet would enable them to do to help others, and embraced the effective altruism movement as a result. And the choices they made because of this latter deliberation would prove disastrous.
>Maybe the problem was that they averted their gaze from global poverty to more “longtermist” causes. Maybe the issue is that they were not giving away their money sufficiently democratically. Maybe the problem was a theory of change that involved billionaires at all.

>mfw unironic jews defending Bankman in this very thread

ok but now is the question is: will he be eptsein'd ?

>>52854981
Kek

>>52854546
are you stupid nigger? FTX was shoveling money into the hands of the democrats

>>52854684
its impossible to calm down punishment bird.

>>52854598
The real question is would this have happened if not for /biz/ and Bizonacci SAFU meme?

>>52855038
i dont think people appreciate how influential we have been in the past crypto cycles, makes me proud bros.

>>52854705
He was pro regulation. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>52854887
The thief rarely thinks about his victims

>>52855038
i miss that nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>52854602
*subtle nod to acknowledge based counter-semitism*

>>52854705
/thread

Only retards with brain damage were in FTT or had money on FTX longer than a few days. Even if you were unlucky to have funds there in early november, signs were already there and you had enough time to withdraw.

t.exited after CZ's first tweet

SBF is fucking innocent until proving guilty! He has not been convicted of a single crime yet! You motherfuckers!

>>52854546
don't worry, binance is fraud too
you are about to watch crypto die at the exact moment stocks kick off another fed-fueled bull run
https://twitter.com/DylanLeClair_/status/1602722183759163392

>>52854705
whoops federal indictment released today
looks like the united states government under the biden administration doesn't agree with you!
looks like SBF defrauded the US govt directly!
looks like SBF tampered with elections!
>... willfully and knowingly did combine, conspire, confederate, and agree together and with each other to commit offenses against the United States by engaging in violations of federal law involving the making, receiving, and reporting of a contribution, donation, or expenditure, in violation of Title 52, United States Code, Sections 30109(d) (1) (A) & (0).
>... did defraud the United States, and an agency thereof, by impairing, obstructing, and defeating the lawful functions of a department and agency of the United States through deceitful and dishonest means, to wit, the Federal Election Commission’s function to administer federal law concerning source and amount restrictions in federal elections

>>52854598
Does it matter? The only thing it wouldve chaned is that the shitshow werent laid open and would have proceeded without anyone knowing

SBF's greatest crime was giving evidence to the "durrrr crypto is just a big scam!!!!" nocoiners.

>>52854546
The jail in Southern District is no joke (think it was the place Epstein got murdered as well). Overcrowded, massive gang problem, understaffed...I don't see him lasting long.

>>52854546
Cz is the rockefeller of crypto. Ruthless af

>>52854546
Sammy wuz a gud boi. Goin to temple and tryna turn his life around.

>>52855247
the charges are not limited to defrauding crypto donators
he also sold FTX stock to venture capital while claiming that FTX has good risk management and margin checks every 30s - thats fraud
he also appropriated dollar deposits - thats fraud too

>>52855406
He is in the bahamian jail.

Stop calling SBF a kid please, it's so damn cringe.
Sam was a man and he made poor choices, and now himself and those that associated with him are going to have very difficult lives.

>>52854546
Cz is next

>>52854634
I'll take "what happened to Bernie Madoff" for $100 Alex

>>52854851
>denied bail
>for what reason?
his safety, he probably stole money from half a dozen drug cartels

>>52854887
All your actions and plans are devoted to reshaping our cultures to make them parasite-friendly. It's literally all you think about. You are terrified of us waking up. It's the thing that scares you the most.

>>52854634

you already know hes going to make a pilgrimage to isreal and never leave right. the jews don't let their own rot

>>52855038
RIP, I wish that guy was still making videos

>>52854858
Exactly. That seemed to have gone over many people

>>52854575
Name one thing SBF actually did wrong. Not 'illegal', actually wrong.

>>52854546

>>52854598
if he quietly sold off 250m worth of something that has the liquidity of a few mill at most? certainly would have the same outcome long term. But why would he do it quietly? it's literally on the blockchain nigger. bot alerts ping that shit instantly and people would draw conclusions and cause the same effect either way. Him coming out because the jew was starting to go behind is back was the right move, as these alerts picked up the transfer instantly

The house always wins

>>52855092
pro regulation for everyone but him.
you think he was giving valuable insight on crypto regulation to all the politicians and bureaucrats he was talking to? FTX finances were kept in Excel. No, he was bribing and palm greasing.

>>52854770
I don't fucking get some people. Do you not have bodily autonomy? Do your legs work? SBF is potentially gonna spend his entire remaining life in jail, why didn't he just.. pack his bags and go?
Like is he incapable of talking to people, bribing a boat, stealing a car, crossing the border at any point except the legal checkpoint, anything? Are there chemicals in the food that cause you to error out if your thoughts stray too far?

>>52855702
it takes special kind of retard to bankrupt an exchange, they have tax exemption on business assets, ie. crypto

>>52855347
It didnt give them any "evidence" (I'm assuming you mean "credence") it just further proves that self custody os the way to go.

>>52855881
He hid $300M in a brazilian account. With that kind of money you can bribe anybody and hide anywhere. He was too stupid to realize he had to do it, and now he missed the boat

>>52856787

>>52854546
>Defending a Jew
Please end yourself and never come back to this board

>>52855702
Pushed for overreaching regulation and funded corrupt politicians

>>52856909
Built for BBC

>>52854774
By triggering a Madoff level collapse that will be used by the SEC as more ammunition to protect us from making money?

>>52854887
80 years later and still kvetching about Nazis. You think about us non stop

>>52857463

>>52857605
posting this one too

>kid
He's 30.

In fact calling people over 18 "a kid" is cringe. You're an adult man, who can vote and shoot guns.

What happened to the $100 million he invested in the twitter buyout?

>>52854774
His actions will be a catalyst for heavy handed regulation if not bans. Fraction reserve banking, especially when done by a retard, is prone to failure. He should be beaten with sticks but I bet he kills himself or is killed long before he is extradited.

>>52854546
>Z deserves to rot in hell for this Anonym
>>33600000

>>52854546
>make the world a better place.

He will feel the pain his tribe has caused.

>>52859041
The Alameda musk rat is the key figure actually.
They both deserve to be drawn and quartered in the classic fashion.

time for DeFi to rise again