/biz/ - Business & Finance

tsla will probably crab for the next 4 years or so

>>52975619
He satiates the screaming idiot leftists
Twitter begins to 'heal'
So far he's played the Twitter deal pretty well. He now has access to the Twitter servers, and all the information on them. once the mindless horde is complacent again he can begin capitalizing on it.

>>52975671
>So far he's played the Twitter deal pretty well

>>52975619
Nobody's stupid enough to replace him. He's just looking for a scapegoat, and nobody who isn't some TheQuarterpounder type is willing to step up to run the site.

If he somehow manages to step down after all this, it'll only be after Tesla decides on a new CEO.

>>52975671
>So far he's played the Twitter deal pretty well

>>52975786
>>52975816
Yeah, dipshits
He steps down as ceo, puts a puppet in office, and continues accumulating wealth
There are no viable alternatives to Twitter, and regardless of the whining it will March on; now with lower operating costs

>>52976346
lol you really have 0 idea what’s going on huh

>>52975671
It never takes long for some faggot fucking eloncuck to show up and defend his puppet master's honour lmao
Go back to your containment board retard

>>52977421
Fuck off retard, you're just sucking the chafed balls of other billionaires that want you to hate Musk. Releasing the Twitter Files alone made this whole thing cool and worth it. If Twitter also crashes and burns because of it, good. Twitter is lame.

>>52976346
lil bro really said musk is doin it right

>>52975671
>t. literal retard

>>52977472
>"wah wah you're not allowed to insult my globalist master!!! imagine not wanting to get your brain chipped by the world's richest manchild who spends all day crying on twitter like a little baby faggot!"
lmao just kys already
Funny how you dipshits come to /biz/ to idolize this faggot instead of literally any other billionaire, like Buffet or Peter Lynch.

Twitter is for niggers and people with childhood sexual trauma.

>>52975619
probably he'll get sued by both Tesla shareholders and Twitter shareholders, for acting against their interests.

>>52975816
that hon looks just like me desu ffs or zip

>>52977732
>sued by Twitter shareholders
Anon...

>>52975671

>>52977708
and 4chan is for who?

>>52975619
the show is already over? what is next chapter in this fascinating pre written script

I'll never understand what pushes a 50, 60 year old famous person to start putting all his personal shit on social media in an attempt to look cool.
Like, just go snort some coke or harvest some adrenochrome or whatever it is you people usually do, do you really need validation this much? And from whom? Random sub-100 IQ twitter users? Yeah we get it dad you're really cool and down with the memes now go and build some more electric cars or rockets or whatever

>>52978764
guy is narcissistic and a manipulator. probably has an army of people behind him scheming shit for him

>>52976346
>there are no viable alternatives to twitter