/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOUR HOUR

>>53147314
>one copy of EU4 please

>100% cash

Banks start reporting on Friday get ready for a bloodbath

>>53147362

There are two threads

>>53147382
>>53147362
Paradox games are overrated, Dominions 5 is where its at imo

>>53147382
Fucking kek

>>53147397
youre two threads

>"Sir, he bought Calls."

>>53147399
They were never about being fun or rated well. Paradox interactive solely exists to keep severely autistic people busy so they don't shoot up schools.

>stair step lower over a dozen five minute candles
>explode straight higher with one five minute candle to reset the price for more selling

Very Jewish price action.

Those BTU puts I sold 2 days ago are down 70%. Might just buy them back.
I'm not sure why you guys always doubt me.

>LW: +9.95%
Potatobros... are we gonna make it?

You faggots can't do anything right. Double baking while you lose money. /smg/ is trash. Haven't been on this shithole in weeks and I've actually enjoyed life and my portfolio is a vertical green dildo while you retards just shitpost cringe shit 80 hours a week

i want to yolo $1000 on the nfp report being shit tomorrow. what do i do to get the most bang for my buck?

Can't believe you chucklefucks split threads again.

im just gonna go all in bitcoin and stop worrying

>>53147460
Cool, see you tomorrow

Anyone know what counts as a business trade in tfsa?

>>53147462
>the nfp report being shit tomorrow
what do you mean by this
do you mean that it will be so good, that it will cause a severe market sell off due to indicating that the Fed needs to be more aggressive in monetary policy
or do you mean it will be so shit, failing to meet expectations, that we have a market rally as it will indicate the Fed can be less aggressive in monetary policy
protip: it is more likely the former than the latter

Damn, did you bears get hooked today?

>>53147380
financials are the ones that benefit the most in high interest rate times

>>53147460
Are you the original KOLD anon by any chance? Thanks for the play , made huge money on kold and drip

>>53147314
OH LAWD HE COMIN

>>53147492
>Day trading — buying and selling an investment within the same day or multiple times within a day — is one of the activities that may constitute carrying on a business, according to the CRA. In its email, the tax agency said other factors that might be relevant to that determination include a history of owning securities only for a short time, the degree of knowledge an investor possesses about the securities market, whether an investor spent a significant amount of time studying financial markets and potential investment purchases and whether an investor primarily used debt to finance the purchase of their financial investments.

>“Although none of the individual factors may be sufficient to characterize the activities of a taxpayer as a business, the combination of a number of those factors may well be sufficient for that purpose,” the agency said.


sounds very canadian (gay)

>>53147505
Yep

>>53147505
No cuz i shorted nasdaq at premarket. I dont know if i should hold.

it's power hour. post dwyers

>>53147506
You don’t understand how banks finances work

wtf is up with all these brown pepes itt?
this some form of diversity psyops?

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>>53147528
Based air disaster enjoyer. desu I've been buying back in over the last 4 months and that's been my face the whole time.

>>53147414
No more two threads. Only one. This one.

>>53147529

>>53147530
riiiiight
go look at xlf and have a seat

>>53147529
I'M
NOT
BULLISH
ENOUGH

House moves to 10th vote now with Trump in the running. CALL YOUR REPS AND TELL THEM TO VOTE FOR TRUMP!

MOTHER FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM!

>>53147523
Basically with the CRA if you make too much money in your TFSA they will consider you a business and tax you. Only on gains though, when you were doing the same thing but losing money that's OK.

>>53147547
The whole exchange before the crash was hilarious

How the fuck does RUM (Rumble the social media fag shit) still have a market cap over $2 billion? Short.

>>53147529
>>53147554

>>53147579
Oh no, now instead of symbolic votes on bills that will never pass we have symbolic votes on a speaker that will do nothing.

I went shopping today

>>53147582
>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET
Gets me every time.

The only people winning right now are those that sold calls. This interminable crabbing is abhorrent.

>>53147513
Yeh I've been shilling DRIP for months and it did several cycles for easy gains. Aggressively shilled KOLD around Thanksgiving when it hit $10-12/shade

I was practically the only bear here in November/December and told everyone to sell all of their portfolio at 4100 SPY and buy puts for weeks.

I don't gain anything from /smg/ so frankly fuck this place it's aids. I'm rolling all my gains into JEPI and going to spend less times around pedophiles and degenerates that think Europe is going to freeze to death and gas is going to $20/gallon but also we are going to have a Santa rally simultaneously because "bad news is good news". This place is fucking retarded.

Anyways my last piece of advice is YANG is on firewall right now. Fuck the chinks

>>53147588
Pic related is financial advice. And, so long as I channel Tony D, I am your financial advisor.

>>53147501
i agree i expect a market selloff

>>53147607
Wasn't he the buy every dip cuck?

>>53147591


>Implying RHINOs do anything in power.

>>53147529
BOBO HAS BEEN GIVEN EVERY CHANCE

EVERY CHANCE TO CRASH THIS MARKET

BOBO IS WEAK AND PUNY

>BILI
Anime becomes more real every day

>>53147582
BRVTAL
Btw pilot also fucks

>>53147610
then the best bang for your buck is probably QQQ puts, as I think it will fall much more than SPY/DIA/IWM
you could also buy 0dte in some individual tech names, like META for example
but I think QQQ would probably be 'safer' and will respond the most overall to the bond sell off NFP will cause

>>53147620
His advice does vary but he's always entertaining.

>>53147582
Jfc, what an ass hole. This is why you shouldn’t get impatient whatever it is you’re doing. The universe will unfold itself before you but only if you wait patiently. There are only a few select times where forcing an issue can result in something good.

What are the financial implications of this?

>>53147621
Why do you think I said symbolic? Also we're in /smg/, RINOs give us corporate tax cuts if nothing else.

>>53147581
Lame. Hope I don't get taxed.

>>53147314
Why shouldn't I short HKD into oblivion

>>53147544
sell covered calls your cash flows smart but your gains get dumb

>>53147655
Fake news.

>>53147667
because the borrow rate is high and it could be painful.

>>53147582
Hoy fucking based. On par with sky king

>>53147675

>>53147575
One index that isn’t even all banks is flat?
Understand how banks make money outside of the few mega banks with huge credit card portfolios.
Every single bank will have NIM pressure and reduced revenue, they’ll also have negative guidance. Deposit betas are finally catching up to where they should be while loan repricing is non existent.
Not to mention deposits are melting off as the feds QT keeps going and plummets the money supply

>>53147693

>>53147659
>Also we're in /smg/, RINOs give us corporate tax cuts

>RINOs give us corporate tax cuts
>RINOs give us
> RINOs give us corporate tax cuts
>us corporate tax cuts
>us corporate

taxation is theft dumby.

You have gone full retard. Americas voters are full fucking idiots and don't deserve this gift of deadlock. politics.

So we pump on news tomorrow?

>>53147695
banks are going to be a mixed bag just like they were last year
some banks fared better than others but overall financials will outperform the market this year too

>>53147592
see you in 10 years

>>53147687
How is that based? he got himself killed along with a bunch of passengers. His arrogance cost him his life.

you assholes made me panic sell my short positions today. fuck you

>>53147713
Pump on news of the impending pump

>>53147713
What news?

>>53147697
OK, now I'm curious where he actually stands. Anyone have any more recent Dwyer than this bearish call 3 weeks ago? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gonRJY6ea4

>>53147703
I don't know why you're spazzing out, but I'm looking at silver linings here. A Masters is better than a McConnell but at least the latter gives us more than a Schumer.

>>53147717
Nope, NIM was still ok last quarter from the rate tailwinds and low deposit betas.
This quarter is going to show NIM compression and revenue decline across the board. Deposits will have melted off which means loan growth will be flat or down, besides auto and credit card.

>>53147737
Unemployment rate and nonfarm payrolls

>>53147713
based upon all the economic reports that have come out over the past month, it is more likely that the nonfarm payroll numbers come out very hot
this is bearish, as it will indicate the need for the Fed to continue aggressive policy
>inb4 soft landing narrative

XLF put in a higher high and they're the one's who manipulate the market

>>53147739
>I don't know why you're spazzing out,
>my cope is good r-r-right?

Go get a booster, you have brain fog.

>>53147602
You're one of the few people making money on this shitty board and I remember they all called you a nigger and they didnt listen . And guess what? Mumus, oil princesses and fart gas barons are all on suicide watch right now

Explain the last three months of BA to me.

>>53147729
If the person piloting my flight was superstar pilot of KLM and was screaming "we gaan" into the microphone, my death would be worth it.

>>53147730
>She arm mogs me
I gotta hit the gym bros

>>53147779
ngl Im mirin the neck gains

>>53147720
> ALL STOCKS GOING TO 0

>>53147314
>Want to buy a used PS4 to play Bloodborne
>Don't want to give Gamestahp the money. Would rather use it towards SPY or something in a few months.
Lament of the Gamer

>>53147756
What cope exactly? Help me understand your hallucination here.

Because RINOs don't have the Senate, so they aren't in power. They'll hold symbolic jerkoff votes and hearings in the House for the next two years.

And even if they did have power, the best we'd get from them are corporate tax cuts which help stock prices. Which is a good thing for the stock market general we're posting in.

Is there some angle you think I'm missing?

>>53147793
wtf be a bro pump my meme bags

>>53147793
just buy on on ebay man

>>53147793
Buy the PS4 and short an equal amount of the stock so the /gme/ cult doesn't win.

>>53147791
slurp away slurpie

>>53147582
>You're awful tower.
>>53147823
Yeah, I just hope I don't get gypped with a missing cable.
>>53147842
But of course.

>>53147761
All the knuckle draggers in this thread are talking about QQQ puts near a 52 week low now... people are so fucking stupid.

>>53147793
Gamestop doesn't have a monopoly on used PS4s you know

>>53147794
you are missing a ton.

1) Taxation is theft
2) Any tax cut is just them steeling less
3) Best thing for the stock market (mumu) is political deadlock.

You sound like all those cucks who are happy just not voting for the other guy... That is luke warm IQ thinking.

>>53147873
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU FUCKING SLUT!!

>>53147793
>bought ps4 years ago because I kept hearing about this game bloodborne
>finally get system and Bloodborne
>alright let's rock some vidya
>spend first hour of the game trying to figure out how the fuck to get out of the beginning area
>finally get out of convoluted starting point
>alright let's play some vidya
>First area about 15 minutes in
>there is a mob of enemies that kill you in like two hits
>ah I get it, I have to find a way around them
>nope have to actually kill all of them
>die a million times
>uninstall and never play it again
From software is the worst thing to ever happen to video games. Autism based difficulty is the absolute worst trend that's stuck around for far too long.
>But muh heckin "you died" text SSSSSQQQQQQUUUUUUUJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>53147892
souls games aren't even hard

>>53147761
Be careful listening to degenerate gamblers. Especially when they're acting that cocky about a single play. Conveniently ignoring the covered calls he sold at a $15 strike as if we'll all forget.
Then again, I'm an oil baron. Guess I should put myself on suicide watch.

>>53147892
So can I buy your PS4 then?

>>53147881
>1) Taxation is theft
>2) Any tax cut is just them steeling less
It's spelled "stealing" and I agree on both those points.

>3) Best thing for the stock market (mumu) is political deadlock.
I think there are way too many factors and way too small a sample size to make this call. However as a general principle, deadlock is bad in times of crisis because proactive measures aren't taken. We are in a time of crisis.

>You sound like all those cucks who are happy just not voting for the other guy... That is luke warm IQ thinking.
Well I'm sorry you misinterpreted my posts.

>>53147847
I'm in this game for quick money bobo.

>>53147872
anon asked what was the best bang for his buck if he was bearish on NFP tomorrow
the best bang for your buck to play the report tomorrow morning is QQQ puts
and if the report comes out hot, we will have a -2 to -3% day in NDX
tell me a better position to take, bang for your buck, if you are bearish on the NFP report
not whether or not you think it will be bearish, but if you were to take a bearish position, what would you take, best bang for your buck

>>53147903
>souls games aren't even hard
>>53147905
No I watch YouTube on it

>>53147793
Wait til ps4 emulation is good

>>53147920
You have nearly half a second of immunity on dodges in souls games
40 years straight of games getting easier, and one series turns the dial back 10 years, and the goyslop consumers get upset

>>53147909
>It's spelled "stealing"
Spelling Cuck Confirmed. I respect no man who can only spell a word one way.

>We are in a time of crisis.
No, what "crises" are you on about?

>Well I'm sorry you misinterpreted my posts.
Stop being nice, I don't like when are breaking character ! that and it made my awesome spelling cuck joke not as mean/funny.

>>53147914

>QUALCOMM, IRIDIUM TO JOIN FORCES TO BRING SATELLITE MESSAGING TO ANDROID PHONES
uh, QCOM IRDM bros?

>>53147904
>buying and holding shared that I collected covered call premiums on for two months
>degenerate gambeler

Yeah man I'm fucking crazyyyyy. Better stick to safe stuff like 0 dte options and 300 p/e tech companies.

>>53147915
You buy puts after a retard rally not after the market shits its pants for weeks. If you niggers can't understand this you should disable options and stop gambling on knee jerk short dated scam shit

>>53147981
Hasn't Iridium gone bankrupt like... four times or something?

>>53147914
I gagged when mixing up some fish based plant fertilizer earlier, but I think I feel even more nauseous now.

Still time to buy anon
>go long now or you regret

>>53147959
>No, what "crises" are you on about?
Half-century high inflation with 120% of GDP, Boomer demographics rolling over (causing the dual labor and welfare state crises), and the strongest geopolitical opposition in a quarter century since we chummed the waters with Kabul, a chip trade war, and a senile president.

These are not exactly boom time "let's have our Congress kick back and do nothing" dynamics.

>>53147957
It's not even so much the difficulty, it's the fact people are so obsessed with the games. The entire dark souls series basically has no plot. It just dumps you in. I played demon souls on PS3 and it was such a shit game. I don't get the obsession. I don't get autism simulators either like CK2 or EU4, but I respect them.

>>53148010
*120% debt to GDP

That's probably the most worrying crisis right now.

>>53147984
Every time you post it makes me laugh. Please never leave.

>>53147984
you're not answering the question.
what is the best bang for your buck trade to make, if you are bearish on NFP tomorrow
that is what was asked
and that is what was answered
you instead chose to answer it as
>you just shouldn't buy puts, at all!
this is like someone asking you directly
"What movie should I watch?"
and you answer
"You should watch live theatre instead!"

put all 1k of my lifesavings on spy calls expiring tomorrow this shit is too easy

>>53148032
>bearish on NFP tomorrow
As in, everyone employed and job hopping?

Have you gentlemen considered ADP calls?

>>53148032
It's important to understand that the person you're replying to is either trolling or retarded.

>>53148010
The only real crisis will be how far boomers will go to ensure their comfortable retirement.
The most despicable generation.

>>53148067
The omnicrisis. The Boomerdammerung... We could never prepare.

Holy shit BOILbros i can't even afford rope

>>53148015
I like the exploration. I like maze like games, and I don't mind the lack of plot.

Souls fans can be annoying to listen to, because they act like everything about the game is perfect. I like action games, but the action in the souls games is just not good on it's own, if the game had the structure of a devil may cry or ninja gaiden game, it'd be trash in my eyes.

>>53148015
>>53147957
>>53147920

I told my ex we could go to Italy if she beat DS1 and her entire gaming experience was like drunk Mario kart and binding of Isaac. She ended up beating all the fromsoft games and we did go to Italy.

Tldr the difficulty of those games is entirely a meme. You can beat any from soft game with the starting weapon.. just get some cheese strat if you are too retarded to press roll at the right time

Inside bar on SOFI if anyone cares.

>>53148089
Natural gas is the most retarded market.
>"I think the weather's going to be really cold two weeks from now!"
>"Well *I* think it's going to be really warm two weeks from now!"
Over and over

should I drink today? Im still a bit sick

This is the year that AAPL will tank the market.

>>53148089
what is your average? Mine is 12.43

>>53148110

>he trades natural gas and doesn’t even know what the models are

Holy shit

>>53148096
I'm a boomer, I'm not good at video games anymore ok!!!

we break through to downside tomorrow

There's so many dips I can buy, how lucky! :^) I bought OTLY and TXN wish me luck bois

>>53148133
No I don't trade it, but you mean like weather forecasting models? Or some braindead obvious shit like inventory levels and LNG shipment capacity?

We break 3800 tomorrow

>>53148067
Kevin McCarthy literally said if he gets made speaker of the house he will create a forever war. That's the boomer retirement plan. The war will pump stocks and give the boomers enough time to escape with the bag before a crippling depression follows.

Why the fuck would anyone sell here? We literally fucking sold off for a FULL YEAR. The market is painfully undervalued and people are still selling.

Insanity.

>>53148169
is that a young cathie? god what i would not give to be able to fuck her during her prime. i still would today though as a gilf

>>53148180
>The market is painfully undervalued
hahahhah fucking Mumutard

>>53148180
>The market is painfully undervalued
By what memes?

>>53148110
Only in the winter. In the summer it's more like:
>I think Russia and Ukraine will construct a peace plan!
>I think EU will vote for more gas stimmies!

And actually a big factor in US NG prices, even today, has been the permanent closure of freeport. Over in EU they're still paying the equivalent of $20, despite seeing the hottest January temperatures on record.

>>53148133
Everyone trading natural gas is looking at the same exact models. It's not the edge you think it is.

>>53148131
a cool $22

>>53148179
"people"

>>53148133
>>53148110
Everything is retarded scam pump and dump cycles.

Shit was up from 2 to 9 this year on "Europe is going to freeze to death in the winter" clickbait.. nothing ever happens.. shit was up bigly and people just kept betting it would keep going up until the bubble finally popped.

Commodities speculating is literally a fucking crime and should lynch the jews that orchestrate it. They scam pumped everything for the last year.. wood, gas, metals etc... they just run some bullshit fear narrative and jew up the prices for a while then rotate to the next pump and dump

>>53148180
Bear markets can go for way -waaaay- longer mumu. The sooner you accept this and capitulate the sooner we can get back to that bull market.

>FRZA

>>53148180
>painfully undervalued
Using the RSI meme it's pretty fairly valued.

>>53148180
we are down less than 2% this year.

>>53148180
sorry bud there is a ton that is still
>overbought

>>53148169
Is that carrie fischer

B-B-BUT BULLARD SAID INFLATION HAS PEAKED HOW DID WE LOSE ALL THE INTRADAY GAINS WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>53148180
Why would anyone buy here..?
You can just hold treasuries and get 4.8% yields.

uhoh stinky

>>53148092
>Souls fans can be annoying to listen to, because they act like everything about the game is perfect.
That would be annoying considering the only perfect game to ever exist or ever will exist is actually Half Life 2

Buying tesla in late november 2021 with all your networth and a bank loan, couldnt be me
>>53146272
Would wife. Nice face, good hairstyle but needs the hair to be an extra foot or two longer, weird but alluring body shape, and big tits.

>>53148180
monetary policy lags by 12-24 months
we haven't yet seen the effects of monetary policy on the economy, as indicated by the red hot economic reports that have been coming out for the last 6+ months
today we again overshot jobs estimate by 82k (expected 153k, actual 235k)
soon enough, with virtually100% certainty, this will end
the economy will get hit by the lagging monetary policy effects, lay offs will increase, delinquencies will increase, the consumer is already tapped out with all time high debt on their house, their car, their student loans, their credit card debt, with a negative savings rate
valuations on companies are based upon the prior booming economy
when we go into a recession, demand will fall sharply, spending will fall, corporate profits will fall
many will go from growth companies to value - their multiples will compress, as less growth = less future value
it can literally only get worse from here in the economy
yes, I know, the stock market is not the economy
but this is why it makes sense to continue selling, even here

>>53148248
Because now we head into a deflationary spiral and the Fed will be late to the game like always. Imagine how the market will react when the unemployment rate starts flying and the keeps saying "higher for longer". We'll get 2008 part 2 but this time the Fed won't bail anyone out until it's too late

>>53148287
>deflation
I can see your logic for it, but wouldn't that be worse than a second (first) Holocaust?

>>53148180
>undervalued

If you know, you know.

So why did every semi company take a shit in unison at 3:15?? What's the industry-wide news that dropped?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

I suck at trading.
>be me
>figure ill get back in
>wait for my moment to pounce
>ahh shoot missed it
>some days later
>ah screw it just buy now in after hours
>stock loses 5% by the next day
The only good part is I dropped only a small amount on it. Debating whether this was stupid and if I should just sell and go back to being almost entirely in cash like I was for months

I haven't laughed this hard since that one day it dumped like 40% after hours

>>53148180
I find it funny how when it pumps you probably wouldnt be posting this. You know like in 2020 when bad news would come out but stocks would pump

doesn't look too crazy prolly don't want to payout those puts

>>53148360
The cope on their subreddit is fucking hilarious

Wtf, I just realized I'm paying for a $1m life insurance policy through my cagie. Wtf was I thinking. I already have like $400k in savings, and my siblings (only next of kin) don't deserve another $1m

>>53148386
use it for cryogenic freezing

>>53147645
how otm would you buy, 1%, 2%?

>>53148058
I am neither trolling or retarded. It's not a good time for puts. I'm fairly neutral on the marker slightly bullish right now. I don't gamble on certain calendar events or short dated options. It's fucking stupid.

Anyways here is a picture of my dick. I'm gonna enjoy my weekend while you guys lose money on short dated options and buying puts after a dump

>>53147655
i would make it my life goal to rape superman

>>53148395
I don't know, now with the sell off into close
I also am not personally taking this position, as it is too much of a gamble
who knows what the interpretation of the NFP could be by the algos
but it is unlikely to sell off more than 3% max, even if it was a super bearish event

buying boil calls for tommorow, braps are oversold *toots and sharts on the poster below me*

>>53148334
>What's the industry-wide news that dropped
That I bought yesterday harbinger of the meltdown of any company I touch the shares of. I was paid a high premium $100k and bought one (1, uno) share of SOXL. Generally if they pay 10k I pick one stock they told me to as long as it isnt an etf. 50k and i buy a non leveraged etf of their choice. Current special discount of 50% on my biggest package the 3x etf purchase. I was requested to buy SOXL.

I'm going to buy 100 eurobucks of Silvergate

>>53148417
nat gas can go negative fyi

Stocks will never go up again

>>53148433
wow big spender
all that money you save on healthcare really coming in handy

The only stocks I care about are AAPL AMZN and NVDA. Everything else is irrelevant

>>53147582
They covered for that pos pilot too.

>>53148353
Get a grip.

Prepare your assholes for the debt ceiling nonsense in the next few months. The speaker vote is just a tease of the upcoming battle.

>>53148459
same but TSLA RBLX SOXS QQQ SPY

>>53148459
How does it make you feel when NVDA sells off 2-5% every day for literally no discernible reason?

>>53148473
i don't wanna hear about politics im rich and heterosexual

>>53148470
i got a grip, a grip of cashflow from dividends every month

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anons?

Just started a real job with real income, what do I buy for long term

>>53148490
Nothing worse than NVDA selling off on literally no news. If there's news it's ok, but there's never news. It just sells off on literally nothing.

>>53148506
>Just started a real job with real income
pic unrelated

>>53148503
i kept getting talked out of going bearish i'll be ending my life shorty

>>53147749
You do not understand how mad I get when a chick like this throws it all away to be some whore. Youve got life on tutorial mode and you decide to be a whore that isnt even rich!? Really! Shit if I was a woman that looked like this I'd easily go from poor to rich without even having to be a whore. Wtf is wrong with these kinds of women? Reeeee TUTORIAL MODE AND THEY THROW IT AWAY. And here I am slaving away to maybe retire before I am 40, probably not. Playing stocks and just straight up losing so much too! AAAAAA

>>53148398
A little decorum anon, please.

Friendly reminder that this is what we can expect until we get CIA PUPPET FAGGOT REGIME out of office. It's never going to be good news for anyone other than billionaires and glowfaggots ever again until we get these demonic pieces of shit out of power.

>>53148503
Up 1.5% premarket, immediately dumped to -4%, then crabbed between -4 and -2% all day until everything took a shit for no reason at 3:15 so now I'm down -5%. Y'know, perfectly reasonable market that totally isn't schizo robots cockfighting

>>53148506
Just DCA JEPI for a decade.

>>53148460
The Wikipedia on it is so pozzed. "It was a communication misunderstanding between the pilot and tower because of nonstandard terminology"

>>53148522
>retire before I am 40
Start doing what you love and you never work a day in your life.
I love trading stocks.

>>53148503
Everyone just keeps fucking selling, so I keep losing money. Inflation shit is over and people non-stop sell for fun.

>>53148546
Holy based

>>53148500
Who are you trying to convince here? Most people here don't have millions to invest in dividends. Even if you a few million to invest in dividends, it'll just be median US income.

>>53148544
Why is JEPI shilled so much these days

>>53148503
+3% but I have a feeling tomorrow will bring me the real gains and next week even more

I have never been so blatantly pumped and dumped by such a shameless shitcoin whale orgy in my entire life.

>>53148557
great companies grow their dividends annually, increasing your payout every year

DRIP your dividends to repurchase shares

Buy new shares.

Repeat to create dividend snowball. You can do this with ETFs as well. Don't need millions to start, just starting helps.

>>53148560
uncertainty/crab market

>>53148513
Nothing worse than people just accepting a 1/20th drop in the value of a massive company for quite literally no apparent reason. It actually would be fine if there was news, like even a single headline having to do with whatever company is currently selling off as if it's collapsing, instead of literally nothing.

>>53148503
-.99%
Only took 3 trading days this year for me to stop feeling slightly optimistic about my portfolio.

>>53148590
not uncertain, paralyzed, pain

>would you like catchup with that sir?

BBBY filing for bankruptcy lol

>>53148560
Because they paid me 0.5729 per share this month and they will do it again next month and the month after that for the rest of my life and it tracks the sp500. I'm seriously moving to 100% JEPI as I exit everything else.

>>53148610
confirmed or just a "possibility"

unironically thinking about just parking my money in JEPI for a while but i don't feel like doing any DD
what's the drawdown gonna be like on it if we actually crash

>>53148601
What

I am getting chopped on DRV.

>>53148622
zerohedge on twatter

>>53148586
It won't snowball fast enough for most people here, including the few that make 6 figures. You lack perspective.

>>53148612
So they hold sp500 and sell OTM calls against the index? Is that it?

>>53148631
it most certainly will if you choose good companies.

one lady at Abbott retired off buying 1 share, ended up with $8 million due to splits, growth, dividend growth and dividend reinvestment.

thats the exception but the average person can invest $ into companies like PG, JNJ, KO every month, reinvest dividends and end up with a nice nest egg and passive income.

>>53148560
>Why is JEPI shilled so much these days
Laziness. Stupidity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5j9v9dfinQ

I got pulled into a work incident, what occurred today? Did YANG recover? I saw PANW filled the gap. That's great, I can go apply for work there now.

>>53148522
And this is why so many men become a tranny and why so few women want to transition to be a man. It's the big elephant in the room everyone is consciously or unconsciously aware of but will never admit that being a man, regardless of status or looks, will always be harder than a woman. And it has only gotten exponentially worse in recent decades.

>>53148648
are those qualified dividends? if not and you have significant equity you may want that in a retirement account or wait to invest in it until retirement

non-qualified dividends get taxed like income so unless you're retired, you could push yourself into a higher tax bracket

>>53147582
>>53147650
>>53147687
>>53148460
You realize this is a /tv/ edit that mimics the dialogue between Joker (Joaquin Phoenix) and the talk show host he shoots (Robert DeNiro) right?

>>53148485
What was with the outflows for SOXS today? I’m kinda new and really stupid, are outflows bullish for ETFs? That means supply goes down to correct the price upward?

>>53147793
Use craigslist ffs

>>53147765
when their plane crashes the customer has to pay more for new ones.
we can't buy airbus that's unamerican

>>53148709
don't know I'm not a scientist I only switched from SQQQ to SOXS cause SQQQ price got higher than my preferred range
I only watch it relative to QQQ/SPY

>>53148648
No, that's QYLD. Interestingly QYLD was also shilled for a while, but they stopped because it was underperforming. Once JEPI dumps (or the general market beyond JEPI pumps) I'm sure we'll see today's shills scatter away into the wind.

>>53147793
try facebook marketplace, you can find local stuff thats often priced better than you can find on ebay

>>53147601
Love my divvies

>>53148648
topkek

>>53147602
>I was practically the only bear here in November/December and told everyone to sell all of their portfolio at 4100 SPY and buy puts for weeks
2022 or 2021? Havent been here often since I went near full cash like early 2022. However it does seem the perma bulls are still here. Im starting to suspect theyre not even playing in the market or are shills. No way they can stay bullish this long especially with calls and still have money lying around. Even that 2scoops guy seems to have laid off on buying and simply holding and hes down over 50%

>>53148750
Well I bought more SOXS today. Outflows mean ETF units are destroyed, which lowers the supply so that the price can correct to the funds underlying Net Asset Value. I think. Might have to kms myself

>>53148506
long term is dead. now the thing to do is being in and out for a short term and lurking the rest of the time.

>>53148818
>No way they can stay bullish this long
Lol a year isn't a long time unless you're a dumbass gambler

>>53147602
>Anyways my last piece of advice is YANG is on firewall right now
What do you mean by firewall? Buy YANG now?

>>53148503
I bought yesterday after trying to do one of my amazing timings that have been in unresoundingly at near the worst points to buy. I am down 5% on that purchase.

>Guy Allegedly Stole Hundreds Of Thousands From Work And Then Lost It All On GameStop
https://kotaku.com/office-space-gamestop-meme-stock-crime-theft-1849953405

>>53148591
the news happened a few months ago, you ignored it. its going to $70

>>53148840
So long as it pumps when QQQ/SPY are pumping and dumps when QQQ/SPY are dumping I'm happy.

>>53148853
>What do you mean by firewall? Buy YANG now?
Please short BILI.

>>53148840
Yeah SOXS is going to correct.....sharply downwards, after a year of insane bearish speculation akin to the retard levels of bullishness in 2020.

>>53148220
>shit was up bigly and people just kept betting it would keep going up until the bubble finally popped.
Well no, the bigger reason it was up was that europe bought any bit of LNG that they could get no matter the price for storage.
Which is why storages are still full which depresses the price.
If there isn't a massive cold spell before the winter ends it's going to fucking crater because storage is still ~80-90% full halfway through winter

>>53148601
Hot.

>>53148848
>now the thing to do is being in and out for a short term
>now
Welcome to the greatest show on earth, kid.

bought another 20k worth of TQQQ today as part of my monthly DCA strategy
Fed pivot soon.....

Everyone point and laugh.

>>53148870
All macro news for semis is bullish as fuck, even the most (((analytical))) articles mention somewhere that semis are a buy going forward. Rich faggots with too much time went hog wild with their shorts this year, can't wait for them to get rekt.

>>53148622
"possibility".

direct quote in zero hedge article: “No determinations have been made as of this time,” she said in a statement.

>>53148623
less bad than if you were in SPY

>>53148513
Have you looked at the disaster that is the 4070 TI?
And the previous disaster that was the 4080?

>>53148546
I hate stocks. I just want to get that winning play and gtfo from active stock investing and into a passive low risk generating income off stocks or a business. But you need a lot of money to pull that off. One million and youre free from the wage cage. Toss it in the bank and youre already getting over 30k a year in interest alone. More than enough to fund my neet life. Want to increase the passive gains? Sure there should be multiple ways. One low risk one involves a certain maneuver in stocks that should generate 50k a year off 1m. Thats all I need 1m and Im home free. Ive blown that chance so many times.

>>53148917
Not a very innovative post anon

>>53148926
inb4 it pumps 300% next week

>>53148947
>Disaster
>Company makes billions every quarter on GPU sales alone
Lmao jesus fucking christ can you at least try to apply some critical thinking? Nvidia is unironically getting pumped full of money from Microsoft, private investors and governments to push rendering tech to the limits. Being bearish on semis now is incredibly retarded.

My Bayhorse got heemed today.

Only the dead can possibly know peace from this Bear Market.

>>53148180
You're right but the bobos also do have a point for various reasons, mainly that a hard landing is going to happen with the Fed being as fucktarded as it is.
That means even though we're at the low of a range, there's still massive downside risk. I'm a mumu who keeps slurping Le dip even though I know it's stupid. I need to have better self control.

>>53148282
This. I've been saying this for a while.
I still think there are many good bull cases but with the Fed being as fucktarded and stubborn and bitchslapped (Powell got shamed in front of a senate committee and his face looked like a slapped ass during it and afterwards) I think they're gonna double down on stupid.
Maybe I need to get short, but like the anon says, the risk here in shorting is immense.

I guess you guys now get the crab meme LMFAO

>>53148962
sorry cathie

>>53148956
Yeah im thinking the same.
With one million i would need one 10% trade and could live for 4 years.
Just imagine it bros

>>53148601
Disgusting really. She didnt watch her hands either so all that nasty stuff is now on other stuff. Wonder how much the guy sued for, enough to retire? Also lol at demanding
>tips
When this kind of behavior will happen before thr tip even occurs

I love women!

>>53148969
Have you tried paying attention to GPU sales after mining died?
Because they fucking failed to sell out the 4080 on release week.
A FUCKING FLAGSHIP

>>53147362
>EU4
>not sticking with EU3 like us true autists.

>>53148976
>hard landing is going to happen with the Fed being as fucktarded as it is.

Imagine being so brain dead you think this is the FEDs fault... No, No, my friend- everyone cheered for this recession on the way up. Now its time to pay.

>>53147793
>Bloodborne
Kek I have my ps4 still sitting around with bloodborne nearby. Never even played it, now im considering it but i have other duties to attend to

Holy shit MULN is short squeezing bros

>>53148976
>(Powell got shamed in front of a senate committee and his face looked like a slapped ass during it and afterwards

The literal exact opposite happened. Are you some editor from CNN or some shit?- wow.

>>53148967
people forgotten that shit cos do shit co things so it's not impossible
>Revlon announces bankruptcy, stock runs from $1 to $10
>Redbox announces they're considering bankruptcy, stock runs from $2 to $20
granted all of these ended in ruin if you "HODL"'d like a moron but in the short term, there is money to be made "speculating".

>>53149002
Lmao he's still talking about GPUs!

>>53148976
Why do people talk about the Fed as if the Fed and other policymakers don't completely change course and change the rules all the time?? I didn't believe the "no rate hikes in 2022" bullshit and I don't believe the "higher for longer" bullshit either. No one knows what's going to happen aside from the line unironically going up forever unless the planet explodes.

>>53148601
>catchup

>>53148590

No crab

Down more and more

The bottom is covid lows

>>53148995
Women deserve sex with me

>>53149068
I owe women sex

>>53149041
You realize that their datacenter business is also GPUs, right?
Sure it's more robust than their consumer market stuff but the stock is horribly overvalued when you consider that what was half their revenue is evaporating

Bought a PM call because I saw some crazy bullish flow

>>53149084
Sex owes me women...

>>53149008
The Fed is fucktarded, central banking is fucktarded. Imagine thinking anything different, fucktarded nigger.

>>53149022
Are you retarded?
He got called out on being wrong about inflation you stupid fuck. He looked totally stupid and sheepish, I was watching it live. That's twice you've replied to me now with a nigger reply. Fuck off assclown.


>>53149041
I agree with you fwiw, that's one possibility. I'm going off what they're saying for now though, even though they may possibly reverse. And I'm still long against my better judgement. Idfk at this point, this market is so dumgay. I do feel like a reversal is due though.
Not a pivot necessarily. Like the other anon said, it's been beaten up for way too long, this is beyond expectations of how far it could ever fall already. There's low downside risk if we consider the possibility the Fed may pause here after a CPI that comes in super low (as some analysts are expecting). 5% would be great.

>>53147602
Do you think kold is still a decent play at this price? Or is it going to retrace soon

Great job today Reddit gang

The stock market owes me to crash when I'm short

>>53149084
My favorite jewfu ever

>>53149002
>4080
>The flagship now

Confirmed for being ignorant to the latest Nvidea debacle.

That’s just the problem; it wasn’t. The 80 series basic card was really what should have been the 70 series and the 80 big version should have been the 70ti. The 90 was what the 80 should have been and all of them were priced waaaaaaay too high for the performance over 30 series.

I’m still running an EVGA RTX 2080 FTW Gaming HydroCopper and an i7 4770k whole system on custom water obviously but I keep up in modern titles and only bottlenecked by CPU in some, GPU in others but only barely. I play everything I want at good frames and good settings.

Could I dump another few thousand into a new system? Sure I can. But why would I? The case for my rig is ten years old, usb 3 didn’t even exist when I first built it. Still holds up with the current hardware. If I’m going to upgrade GPU to current gen that means ENTIRELY new build cause the power delivery is different and new gen outpaced old CPUs / memory / mobos. Well obviously I’m buying new drives case and cooling just going for a new build at that point. Why should I? I could already run VR if I wanted to. I game at 4k already. What’s to be gained? Slightly better hair shadow rendering at 100yards with 144fps for $5000? Yea I’m good for now.

Women owe me profits.

>>53149085
I just don't understand this doomer bullshit lol, so incredibly shortsighted. Not even the most retardedly bearish speculators can come up with a long-term reason to not invest in semis. Betting against NVDA and the like puts you on the wrong side of the money. Also lmao @ "overvalued" after selling off almost every day for over a year.

>>53148956
I literally do less that retirees do and the NYSE is an infinite money printer
I will buy and sell til my last breath

Heeeey guuuuys,
So like, I was wondering, is the stock market safe?
Maybe we could make it more equitable and less scary.

>>53149120
>jewfu
lol it's 80% ukraine/russian
jews look like bin laden

>>53147399
I got filtered by Dominions, did you follow a tutorial or something? Is there like a youtube vid that teaches you how to play?

>>53149102
>He got called out on being wrong
did hear what they said? They said nothing but factually incorrect BS about the ecomimy and proved that legislatures put us here.

Go learn how to into economy- I bet your canadian

>>53149127
>I, a singular consumer, do not want to upgrade my graphics rig so that means NVDA is going to fail as a company
Lmao

Jews owe me money

>>53149102
>The Fed is fucktarded
True

This landing is not the FEDs fault though. Politicians got us here- no FED has to fix it from the demand side... You clearly have no idea how things work.

You really are a luke warm IQ. You must be Canadian. You cant even watch C-Span correctly. You ESL or just dumb?

>>53149174
nice memin'

>>53149148
I think we should make it more welcoming to women and minorities by using only single digits for prices and not using percentages, and use emojis instead for tickers. So for instance instead of "Today AAPL tested new lows by going down 4.32% closing at $132.35" you would say "Today (apple emoji) went up one which makes 9".

>>53149167
My experience is that of the masses. Look at any tech tuber. Ask retailers. People are buying last gen rather than current.

>>53148986
Yep. Worse is that it looks feasible so I keep thinking I have a chance and just need that winning move that gets me a 20x so Im at a million.

>>53148850
If youve seen how most here trade theyd be down over 70% in a year
>soxl
Down over 50%
>spy calls
Also down hard
>spy shares
Down 25%, so the ooooo'ing makes no sense on a pump day where the loss went from 25% to 24.8% kek
A year is a long time when youre trading at a leveraged rate and going on all in because "stocks never go down!"

>>53149174
Whoa, cool it with the antisemitism

>>53149134
>62 times p/e
>33 times forward p/e (implying that growth will happen in this market)
I'm not doubting semis in the long term, I'm doubting them the next 1-2 years. Because they are all fucking suffering from the same macro.
Mind you if I had to short a semi company it'd be Intel and the only reason I don't is because I can't quite tell how much of their operative catastrophe is already priced in

>>53148180
Interest rates have been near 0 for 15 years. Lets say that it took 5 years for the economy to recover from 2008, we've been pumping up a bubble in for the other 10 years.

lmao jk jk i actually owe the jews a bunch of money

>>53147756
i just don't get who gets the runs from mexican anymore

>>53149208
Don't forget 62 times price earnings with a yoy profit growth of (-72%) for last reported quarter

NEW >>53149253

>>53149127
Your 4770 is severely underpowered today, I do not buy it’s only barely holding you back. I got rid of mine 3 years ago despite everyone online telling me it was pointless and it was a massive upgrade. Haswell diehards are obnoxious. The jump to better ram with newer CPUs makes a big difference too unless you’re playing at 1080p 60.

>>53148888
Oh I agree, but I think it will go up for one more leg first. This is financial advice

>>53149209
And for basically no reason it seems. Jews were planning quantum computing or perfect virtual reality or AI or gene editing would cause a revolution x100 times bigger than the digital revolution by now. Or they just got fucking greedy, I can't imagine any other reason for letting shit like metaverse get as far as it has on free government funbux.