/biz/ - Business & Finance

Imagine if I had posted the picture of Mr. krabs with his tiny violin

>>53243046
damn bro, I was literally buying LINK when you were 15 jerking off and playing video games. Don't worry, that same thinking is why I went deep in crypto. I was 16 telling myself "wow this bitcoin thing is gonna be huge, but i have time to invest its still cheap and im young and retarded" I said the same thing with eth at $1, so at 22 I said FUCK IT and went all in on link at ICO. I almost made it last bullrun, next one is the one. It might take you 2-3 cycles but you'll make it too, just START FROM SOMEWHERE!

>>53243135
diminishing returns

>YAG0D2

>>53243135
>2-3 cycles

lol 2025 cycle is the last one

>>53243046
No job? Did you fall for the college meme?

>20 years old
literally still a child

>>53243046
I was too broke to buy bitcoin between 2011-2018 but always knew I should. you have to have money to make money sometimes. I have money now though...and I'm making money. maybe next bullrun will be yours. in the meantime....make more money.

>>53243046
6 years ago I was like you.

You're going to be fucking fine, OP. Just keep at it, don't get sucked into bullshit scams and educate yourself at every opportunity.

>>53243046
Listen her sonny, dont fall for them internet funny money get rich quick schemes. You're a healthy young man, its time you make an honest living. You do want to contribute to society and do ya family proud right? There are tons of job applications going on right now, heck you're probably in for a good wage increase, seeing as they keep raising wages. Don't forget to give a firm handshake and remember nothing beats honest hard work! Good luck son.

>>53243448
Dude you were like 6 years old when trollface was created lmao

>>53243627
I didn't fall for the meme and got a wfh job in December, in logistics, customs office to be more precise. It's all too late though.

>>53243655
as if that ever mattered, Im here reading the same shit you do since 2017 and probably have comparable knowledge to you inb4 2009 oldfag

>>53243046
I'd rather be 20 than have the money I have dude

>>53243873
And do what faggot? And I am also 20 and I am tied on both hands cause I live in buttfuck nowhere and no money

There's nothing I can do, and being younger doesn't make a difference

>>53243983
Not with that mindset. Lmao thinking like that you're going to waste your youth.

>>53243046
Literally impossible at 20 you must have atleast 10k+ saved up from working at age 16 right?

>>53244051
I don't give a shit dude. I am well beyond you but to think that you'd rather be young right now and broke than (i assume) in your mid 30's and set up is fucking stupid

>>53243983
holy shit man, you're gonna have so many regrets when you get older

>>53244181
I already told you that i am better off than you
But i am broke, and I told you that being broke right now is no fun, dude

>>53244117
I have around 5k and started working after graduating high school, also not in US, Im from eastern eu

My current job allows me to save 1k usd per month

>>53244231
ok, dude
I don't see you telling me specially that you're better off
I'm a small time millionaire and fairly happy but youth and time are literally the most precious things

>>53244243
OP here, id changed for some reason

>>53244231
You’re a fucking idiot, even for a 20 yo kid that I usually expect nothing from. You won’t make it since you’re arrogant while being retarded, the worst combination possible

>>53244250
>literally the most precious things
Yes! But being broke in 2023 is no fun, at all
Everything is stupid expensive and you can't pay rent let alone buy a home (unthinkable right), let alone do anything fun outside
I mean, right now I am a diet of beans and shit, and while I am happy the economy right now os terrible. There is literally no way to make any sort of valueable money unless you are already on the markets or you had a business pre-covid it's awful
There's nothing you can do right now to make any sort of important money, just waiting and working on stuff that might (or not) pick up later

It's both the fact of waiting and being broke right now that is fucking so many people now, you know? I am doing okay, but all the people I know off are doing terrible

>>53244332
Yeah seethe more kek

>>53244332
I hope this is a bait thread. Amusing to see on some level but shit stings to think about.

>>53243835
>inb4 own post

>>53244347
why do you have such a bad attitude?
I didn't even start investing until my late 20s
I know some shit is bad but pessimism ain't gonna help

>>53244367
I am not pessimist bro, I am the best off anyone I know but you got to be kidding yourself if yoi are hopeless-tier
I WILL make it, most of my friends won't

>>53244364
thats not what I meant and you know it fag

>>53244140
Perspective doesn’t get more childish than this

>>53244390
>I WILL make it
you WILL not. You’re the most retarded person here right now and it’s obvious for everyone except yourself. Now ask yourself why.

Imagine being born after 2010 like the op kek

>>53243835
>inb4 2009 oldfag
i'm a 2004 oldfag, you can start complaining when you're pushing 40 zoomzoom

>>53244478
You don't understand bro, i W i l l make it
Now, ask yourself why are you seething at a GMI 20yo anon :/

>>53244625
I suppose you're right, I've been spending too much time in demoralization threads

>>53244506
>1993 was 20 years ago

>>53243983
This mindset fucked me up. Hope you grow out of it quickly, kido.

>>53244750
30 years anon

Soon bitches born after 00 will be too old for leo

>>53243046
Shut yo bitch ass up, fr fr, just buy what you think it may be the bottom if it keeps tanking keep buying each bottom, doesn't matter if you buy at 15k or 18k in the next bull run its going to 80k or 100k (AKA Bitcon) buy and DCA

>>53243046
Nah it'll crash more, just wait.

>>53243046
Get an OnlyFans account and sell pictures of your gaping asshole then invest your asshole money.

>>53243046
sell shit on ebay to get started, shovel some snow. You dont even deliver pizza?

>>53244918
>>53243835
>>53244243

>>53244395
as someone in the 30s who is finally set up, you are absolutely wrong. one thousand percent would press the button to magically skip (on the condition of keeping my knowledge) the mindnumbing grind of my broke 20s without any support group. Youth is extremely overrated, and it is only people who have never experienced true poverty that say otherwise.

>>53243835
You got a shit attitude and you seem like an annoying kid

>>53243835
You’re way too young to truly understand what you’re talking about. There will never only be one bull run in one asset class and that you’ve missed your chance forever. There will always be under valued assets in different assets if you can identify them

>>53243046
You still have time m8. A bull run isn’t going to start for a while.

>>53243046
I'm 35 and I'm having to restart my entire life over. 20 is so young and you starting this early is great anon. You will make it eventually, but you'll be wiser and more able to handle the responsibility that comes with generational wealth. You won't flaunt it or waste it on stupid shit like lambos and mansions, you'll get your toys of course, but it will be reasonable and practical.

You're going to make it young anon.

>>53243046
That's a good thing you zoomers need to slave for all the bullshit I had to endure with your insufferable retard language fr fr busn post a pepe since thats all you fags ever do.

>>53243046
Literally buy 500 bucks worth of dog bat you dumb retarded faggot

>>53247081
Anon... I'm in my mid 30's and I do nothing but frogposts.

we did our time in poverty zoom zoom. You will have your chance in another 5ish years

>>53247164
For shame, why would a millennial OG present from the days of Cracky chan, Martini chan, and moot chan such as you stoop so low as to use a zoomer meme. Have you no honor? Commit sodoku.

>>53243046
unironically have a few months, just work and get 10k and throw it in a top 10-20 token. they'll all pump.

>>53243046
Relax you dumb niggerfag. Just go get a job and put it into BTC only since ur too stupid to look at a chart and see that we probably have a year of accumulation before the run

You have youth anon. I’m 31 with a net worth of 65k. I started taking money serious about 18 months ago. If you put 250 in an etf you will have double my net worth. That’s just 250 a check

>>53243046
I'm 35 years old and spent the last 4 months making minimum wage and throwing 90% into crypto. Your excuses are pathetic considering you zoomer faggots claim 20s is peak physical condition yet all you do is sit on your ass and masturbate
>haha you stink tho
Sure. Stink like 10k liquidity

>>53247949
Zoomers are peak but also more unhealthy than millennials 15 years ago.

>>53247276
Froge has been around since 2007.

>>53246493
I wouldn't want to be broke with no car or high credit score again, but being 18 again would be better than being older. Because maybe I could be unbroke faster.

The real redpill is that your teens are supposed to be broke and 20s where you start making money, but boomers fucked it up for everyone.

>>53247981
You got that right
>you may not like it but this is what peak 30 year old boomer looks like
I have evolved beyond "needing" time to grill. I can literally plop down anywhere, dig a small hole and whip out a cast iron skillet (master race) anywhere. I AM the grill

>>53247895
also 31 but with double your net worth. you're right. i just shovel all extra cash into index funds

>>53247949
>>53248032
Wait are you actually camping? is that your home? I have seen that pic allot.

>>53243046
Don't worry. We'll be here fucking your 20 yo girlfriend for you LMFAO

>>53243046
i feel you. the move to 250k that will happen this year will be the last generational pump where we can do a 100x.

>>53248055
When you leave the pod forever, the world becomes your home
https://youtu.be/VcCrU6PTz_0

>>53248055
/out/ is a fantastic world of people doing what /k/ wishes they could do, living in the undisclosed wilderness and posting youtube videos about fending off bears and hunting deer and growing tomatoes.

>>53248095
No it isn't lmfao. The jannies there banned me for 3 days and said I was trolling when I tried making an agressive AMA

>>53244390
>I am the best off anyone I know

you are ngmi in your current state. stay humble, grind and learn, realise your ego is holding you back and maybe you will. you wont take this advice though.

>>53248095
/out/ is cool but only 5-10% of the board actually goes outside, hence their complete autistic meltdown any time you say that wool clothing might be useful

>>53248431
They keep telling me to use trekking dilators and this shit called trail runners. Why the fuck would I be on the trail if I'm in the woods

>>53248471
>Why the fuck would I be on the trail if I'm in the woods
based. trails are for pussies. plus once you get 0.25 miles away from one, you can shoot guns

man you are so young... your government is printing money and haphazardly spreading it throughout your economy as we speak. there are always opportunities to make money. you just have to get creative. you're complaining because your mindset and your scope is extremely narrow. stop being lazy and start asking yourself-- what is everyone doing now? okay, now what are some lucrative opportunities outside of what everyone is doing/talking about?

>The best time to invest was yesterday. The second best time to invest is now.
>Boomer.jpg

You could always just sell drugs if you really think only money is worth it.

>>53243780
this. live an honest life. earn some honest money, but set aside 10% of wages to dump into meme coins and scams, and maybe you'll make it out alive. good luck.

>>53243046
You think this is rich you stupid retard? You still have time to accumulate.