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>>53248963
The CPI should be 40% Costco hotdogs and 60% eggs.

tomorrow will be like shoving a screwdriver down your dickhole

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>>53248963
Why did you put a space in between every link? Thats irritating. Makes the page seem so empty and big.

CPI stands for Cant Poop Inside

Junior gold miners ready to rock n roll

>Reddit spacing the links.

You had one job…

>>53248723
i drew meme lines on your meme lines

>>53248976
My political party is the Eggs Are Too Damn High.

>>53248990
There's GOLD. GOLD in them tickers!

>>53248995
I'm not offended by your meme lines

>>53248976
10% IKEA bags

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100k.

>>53248963
Fucking hell I HATE INFLATION

Circle take me to /smg/ chat. Pull up pink Wojak folder. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Send

>>53249043
When I spend $20 on bacon and eggs I say to myself, "take that, Putin," and I feel a little better.

Is he the greatest of all time? Booming economy into soft landing.

>>53249088
I was talking about the inflated OP

>>53249096
He also has a gigantic cock

What should I buy with 200k?

>>53249103
Put it toward a house

Gotta say, PRPL was the smartest buy I've made this year. That bitch had a low below the 200 EMA and still closed above. Oh, and they turned down a buyout, which means if they get acquired, they'll want a much bigger price tag. Based PRPL bagholder.

>>53249103
Invest in Art

>>53249103
SQQQ

>>53249120
All the "cheap" houses that were <200k a couple years ago are now 400k. And I only make 40k

What does this mean?

goodnight JEPI bros!

>>53249141
>>53249103
I make about $45k and also am sitting on $180k. You can’t really buy a house with it but if I ever convince a woman to marry me we can put a solid chunk down towards a pretty nice house and not have to go in debt for 30 years. I figure that makes up for me being poor otherwise. That’s my plan at least.

A thicc pajeeta moved into one of the apartments across the street from me. I should put a sign in window asking for stock picks

>>53249103
Bbby, you could literally hit the 7 figures club next week with that amount.

>>53249149
Makes no sense since it’s a year over year chance in selected basket prices.
This person should be executed.
I mean that

>>53249141
I didn’t say buy a house. I said put it toward a house

>>53249163
>>53249103
>>53249141
all jokes aside, you should probably stay cash gang for the near future

>>53249103
Intel

>>53249182
Change **

>>53249195
Today we finally broke and closed above historic resistance. There is literally no downside to going long today.

>>53249096
He have us the greatest bull market and a soft landing.

>>53249103
JEPI or VOO

>>53249206
>mid rutgers jersey girl in smg
why

>>53249206
How do I get a 2.5/10 slam piggy practice gf like this brehs

>>53249096
Bet the soft landing is a pillow with needles inside of it, kek

>>53249170
I've always wanted to fuck a pajeeta. Never got the chance :(

Goodnight smg! see you tomorrow for more fun

>>53249206
this looks like a girl i fucked in college i thought it was her til i saw that R

>>53249206
what line are you talking about?
>>53246212

Bankers owe me sex.

if I put my 2023 Roth IRA into the market last week then we would’ve had a crash. I DCA’d instead. You’re welcome for my sacrifice

>>53249181

TFW have MARA puts but Bitcoin is still holding steady. Tomorrow will be red r-right?

>>53249103
Invest in a nice mineral specimen. And coal stocks.

>>53248963
>Based Costco

Based indeed

>>53249213
Yes 20/80, unless you really, really believe that JEPI won't blow up, or will provide kick ass down side protection, then 80/20.

Wow, I've gained 1 month of runway this month

>>53249222
Well girls are whoreish now than ever. Back in the day a friend used to work at the local DQ. During the late shift he used to fuck this co-worker when no one was around. Late one evening some old dude went thru the drive thru lane. Interrupted my friend's uh fuck session. Once the dude got his shat and left my friend pulled down the co-workers pants and kept on going.

>>53249103
A spread of stocks, I recommend At least two or three in each market. I like REITs like O and STAG for Dividends, Beverages like KO or PEP for consistancy and growth, Fast Food chains like MCD and YUM for similar reasons, and Retail like COST and HD for their growth.

>You could also grab consumer staples like PG and KMB
>Automotive has room for continued interest, F, GM and TM are good bets generally
>TXN and MST are good tech stocks to invest in

Good luck man, and NEVER put all your eggs in one basket.
If you want, hedge with a hundred or so in a few dozen penny stocks for potential rapid growth.

>>53249286
It takes meters to make a runway, not months.

>>53249244
Every dude fucked a girl that looked like that in college.

>>53249299
>HD
>Growth
Have you been to a home depot lately?

what the FUCK is wrong with futures. is it chinaman

Reminder that the oceans are running out of fish

Reminder that humans literally wont stop reproducing

Reminder that genetically modified fish farms are the only way non-1%ers will eat in just a few decades.

AQB.

>>53249319
maybe they got leaks of the banks earning reports

>>53248990
>>53249011
it is not gold but
pls rate this junior miner, it is canuck own
FRRSF

>>53249326
Fuck off Garbage Don. No ones gunna buy your garbage farm.

>>53249318
Yep.
Worked at one for a while too. Outpacing Lowes and Ace and consistantly growing Dividend payouts. More sustainable model than others in their market.

>>53249326
Grown meat would be more cost effective.

>>53249326
farmed fish is full of PUFAs

>>53249326
MSFT hands made this post

>>53249326
I, for one, am glad we've come full circle on shilling AQB

>>53249337
Seems comparable to the standard lithium miner recs ALB and SQM. However I'd personally go with the latter because they have options chains and I'm a LEAP-addicted degen.

Maybe read up on the company yourself - how do Canucks do 10-Ks and 10-Qs?

>>53249369
Don't make fun of MSFT!
I have $50k in MSFT

>>53249305
i hope so, she was hot

SAVA. Lol.

>>53249337

lol, why not just buy more $FL.v or $CRE.v

Asked the wife to grow out her bush for this weekend.

>>53249396
I think you're an impersonator

>>53249396
I told my wife I like a little hair but now it's never shaved :(

>>53249410
“You got me”
$JEPI $JEPQ
I was a JEP-fag in disguise

>>53249261
What are the cool loolking minerals that I can put on my desk to catch the light? All I know that's pretty is quartz, bismuth, iron pyrite, and hematite.

>>53249394
Just curious, but what's the sauce on your pic?

>>53249396
Bro even as a dutch/slav male my pubes grow slowly enough that if you asked me to sport a bush it'd take a month or longer to grow to fuzz level. Did you marry an Iranian chick?

Is this a short signal?

>>53249480
are those marijuana blunts?

Umm, I bought puts today

>>53249305
Fatter ass, slightly rounder face, very pretty bute looked more white Portuguese, you know the type, third generation immigrant or whatever, but super super white otherwise.

God she was sexy. But she was so fucked up internally that she wouldn't let me enjoy her body. She wanted to dominate. Had to be drunk to have sex w me. I still have a loving sort of respect for her as a person but she was crazy. Short BMBL honestly. It's the right thing

>>53249480
they can afford to be retarded now that they're using license keys for turbotax. had to start buying the product instead of pirating it.

>>53249487
clean heroin needles

>recruiter asks me if I wanna send em a resume
>do
>asks me to send them a video explaining why I'd be a good fit for their job
>18 dollars an hour
Do they think I have so much time for so little pay.

>>53249501
Based me too.

>>53249471
Iranians aren ot harry.

>>53248990
I bought ascot resources cuz I heard they got blown out by capex and had bad drills in 2021/22.

Already gone up a lot. This could be the time to buy the shittiest juniors you can possibly find and then dump them on baggies while sentiment is high.

>>53249448
corporate presentation from FRRSF, unironcally

pic unrelated

>>53249480
I hate tech companies so much it's unreal.

>>53247943
wait did someone make this custom?

>futures

>>53249206
>There is literally no downside
This will age poorly

>>53249565
i have an annuity and i need cash now

>>53249384
leaps are based, thanks for the insight
>>53249394
feeling bored with buying these 2 again, and i dont want to touch ev or bat stuff yet, looking to spread my wings, seems cheap if they can ever leave discovery towards mineral calc without going broke. they just recieved more grants from their local gov

>>53249621
based and J.G. Wenthworthpilled

I just realized we may actually get the melt up lmao

What a shat move. Welp I feel sorry for the poor people who have to deal with this kinda thing.https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/12/business/walmart-plastic-bag-bans-grocery-stores/index.html.. I just hope such a thing never happens here.

>>53249445
Those specifically are emeralds and they are $2mil but mineral specimens come in all shapes and sizes and prices depending on many factors. You're best bet is to find a mineral auctioneer/storefront/supplier. Word of advice is to somewhat learn a bit about minerals, plenty of videos on youtube for that and imo bluecap is a good start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE5aqSmts1Q

Another word of advice in there is nothing wrong with haggling but you should do it respectfully. The trick is to approach them like you already plan to add to your collection. Ask them the prices on a number of their pieces, probing if they would accept such and such number. Do this a few times the and come back to or bring up the piece you actually want with your own respectable offer.

This is a pyrite on quartz. Typically a less expensive mineral but this specimen is exceptional.

>"Excuse me sir which way is the bull market?"

>>53249681
>EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN CASH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quite based. Even my wife repeats it.
>>53249683
>I just realized we may actually get the melt up lmao
>looks at futures
Huh? Lmao

>>53249710
the new cpi calculations are gonna be incredibly bullish tailwinds, this is gonna cause the fed to swap to being dovish and start cutting rates in fear of over tightening, they restart QE to deal with the lagging effects of their overtightening, this triggers a meltie, and then we crash.

>finance a new car, less money but less stress
>buy a used one in cash and be annoyed

>>53249731
This was what melters said verbatim last year

>>53249736
>things retards say to justify their dogshit new vehicle purchases

I swear these zoomer employees of mine are starting to make me rethink leaving the company, even if it makes me consider that just for a minute. Really makes me realize that people making excuse about being dealt a shitty hand in life and that's why they are losers are just making excuses.

>>53249480
>see these in the men's room
>dump them all in the trash
>pee in the basket for good measure
it's that simple

>>53249542
The recruiter just wants to jerk off to your wagie desecration

i wish i had costco in my area. we only got sams

>>53249745
yea, but it's now beginning to make sense.

>>53249759
can you get the con to beat them up

Why did BBBY only go up 1% afterhours? What the fuck???? I bought at $5.20. Will we open at $9?

>>53249762
based frog poster

>>53249759
You'd think someone like you would know FULL well about being this type of person. Interesting.
Maybe give them a reason to work your shitty job???

>>53249542
Fucking kek. Come work for me, I'll pay you $15.50 and you can even smoke weed on your way into work.

>>53249759
I have a confession: I post on antiwork and antiwork TikTok’s and like every post about slacking off on the clock because it makes me look better when zoomers don’t do their job

>>53249783
I almost bought 100 shares of that mf at $1.9...
i'm NGMI

>>53249779
>this time its real

>>53249788
>>53249793
I think you guys are misunderstanding me. I love these zoomers. They come from nothing, bust their ass for me, and everyone else wouldn't give them a chance because they are a little rough around the edges and some have done time in jail.

>>53248988
Lol nigger u crazy

>>53249807
If it makes you feel any better, it's going right back down from whence it came. Short sellers are going to recalibrate their positions and BTFO the redditors holding it.

>>53249815
Just dont drop the soap

>>53249814
it has the excuse now, we're at resistance, if earnings come in good the market has all the reason to break the trendline and send vix flushing to the low teens

>>53249815
oh, glad you like your crew

If bbby goes bankrupt I am not sure where my new goto place wil be to get gifts for femoids

>>53249855
BBWI

>>53249480
Oh shit free cigars? Now that's improving employee morale!

>>53249103
TNA gang gang

>>53249835
yeah, but when? what will it top out at before it goes back down? $10? $20? $50? $100?

>>53249845
The oldest zoomer at one point was facing 90 days in jail over something, luckily he beat the case. I told him today that I was gonna put money on his books if he went in so he could eat good while he's in there and I knew he come back to work after, and by the way he responded you'd swear I saved his life or something. I mean dropping $60 on his books so he can get ramen and honey buns want exactly going to break the bank kek.

>>53249867
TA suggests about $50-75 this time around. I think it’ll settle back around $35 after that

>>53249869
>The oldest zoomer at one point was facing 90 days in jail over something, luckily he beat the case
so a nigger with a soros DA got not time? I'm shocked

>>53249149
Bump also want to know. I need to see how theyre going to manipulate the numbers. I can see them just doing it like
>new numbers, inflation is gone!
>stocks pump
>wait why did gas go up another dollar
>next month
>we have negative inflation!
>but wait no that loaf of bread costs me $10 now
Or the other way around
>new numbers inflation is 50%!
>stocks dump
>gas goes up $5
>loaf of bread is $100
>waot but then thats more than 50% inflation

>>53249759
yet you're here begging anons for $3k

>>53249815
Fair enough. Thanks for giving them a chance.
Make better videos.

is getting married a good financial decision?
>dating girl for 2 years
>everything going well
>she likes to drink beer, go with me to the casino, watch football, etc
>isn't the typical tiktok snobby cunt

>>53249869
That's really pretty based, way to do right by your people.

>>53249869
Now that you are grooming them
When's the jewish sexual assault begin?
Also wheres the new insider trading tip from rockerdad

>>53249181
i'll look for that double-top to short

Realistically, how much further can gold price run? Is it setting up for a big move upwards?
>>53249904
If you're going to get married, you need to both be religious. Tough shit if you're not.
t. married to a nice Christian girl

>>53249934
not church goers, but both believe (she does, I still struggle due to the shit i see on the daily)

>>53249536
I think they even had a homo commercial. Dont know of any other easy to use tax software sadly

>>53249904
I’m not a marriage expert, I just have a penis, but my advice would be to base your answer on her answer to that question

>>53249947
she's kinda dumb when it comes to finances like most women

>>53249904
how many kids does she want

>>53249903
Um I'm sorry what is wrong with my videos chud?
>>53249906
Kek no I'm not grooming them. I'm just mentoring them so they don't end up spending their days on 4chan, afraid of sunlight like the rest of us. All three of them are foster kids that grew up together. No mom, no dad, had to fend for themselves from childhood. It's really quite sad desu. Makes me appreciate the life I've had a little more. Those fucking kids are hustlers though. The oldest found out his girlfriend, well recently ex girlfriend now, spent her first paycheck on weed right before Christmas and wasn't going to buy her kid anything for Christmas. Him being appalled by this decided to drop $200 on here kid which isn't his, so her kid could have a Christmas. He's broke because he hasn't got his first paycheck yet so I asked him where he got the money from. He said don't worry about it lol. Kids got some serious street smarts.

>>53249960
no more. she has one and i have two (with the same woman)

how do you guys know which stocks to buy? for example, what has made you recently start thinking that natgas is a good stock to buy?

>>53249807
This was another opportunity I missed on getting rich so close to freedom and I screwed up. Didnt expect another bog easy play like thos to pop up so soon after gme. Depressing desu. An all in on that options play and Id have made over 500%. An all in wouldve pushed me back to ATH and further.

>>53249982
i got burned iwth options the last two years, so i turned it off.

>>53249939
Whatever you see isn't God's fault. Everything here is squarely on our shoulders.
You should also understand that marriage is a team effort. Sometimes YOU are the shitty teammate.
>>53249966
checked
They've lost substance. If you want me to tell you more, you can pay me.

>>53249981
nat gas is probably a good buy

>>53249999
>they've lost substance
Based quads but this entire general has lost substance. You want better videos, be more entertaining.

I want to profit off rural China getting sick but basedbeans have already mooned. Any other way to play this news?

>The peak of China's COVID-19 wave is expected to last two to three months, and will soon swell over the vast countryside where medical resources are relatively scarce, a top Chinese epidemiologist has said.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/china-covid-peak-last-two-three-months-hit-rural-areas-next-2023-01-13/

>>53249968
don't get married, you're just inviting the government into your life should things not work out.

>>53249996
I bought a 30$ lotto ticket for tomorrow bank earnings so we are definitely breaching $400 spy

>>53249982
Actually I wouldnt have gotten rich, not sure why I put that. It would've made me a bunch of money I lost back and some more on top.

>>53249996
I simply went mostly cash. Its daunting trying to do this as I almost never jump in on a play unless Im very confident. Didnt help that Ive kept bleeding money since 2021.

>>53250023
Argentina is also expecting crop shortages due to weather. Conditions

Which nigga spread the op links out sheesh cuz

>>53250039
All this plus Russia Ukraine. Might load up on onions anyway

>>53249981
By doing research. If something trades at $5 for 4209204809 years, then spikes to $50. It would make sense to short it, right?
It eventually becomes a bit clearer. Just keep doing your best to make $.
>>53250022
checked
I'm only one bot. I can only be so entertaining.
There are so few regulars that it's hard to meme.

>>53249981
>how do you guys know which stocks to buy?
By thinking about the world and finding things the market either hasn't yet or doesn't want to price in.

Whether that was the WuFlu, the crack-like nature of crypto being made accessible to Boomer investors via miners and GBTC, a new gay plague, or the retardation of ESG policy, that's been the fundamental dynamic of my favorite buys.

Realistically, when will SOXL be 50 again?

>>53250063
It's kind of sad. The bobo's took no mercy on this general. There are only 63 posters in the general right now and it's not a weekend. That pales in comparison to the trump years when the bull market was on full blast. Things will get better, but probably not until the potato in chief is out of office. For christ sake, they are trying to ban gas stoves for "reasons"

Could someone explain what the OI staying the same means? Are they just buying and selling the same day with all the contracts?

>>53250095
They are banning them to stop anti-Semitism

>>53250023
Any Chinese-focused farm equipment makers? If Chang's doddering around hacking up a lung, maybe he'd invest in the latest tractor or automation doodad.

Could also visit Chinatown and find out what folk remedies are likely to get sold out. Big snake oil manufacturers, rhino horn futures, pangolin farms, whatever.

>>53249759
This is why I have no faith in Home Depot right now. Seems like all they hire is zoomzooms and the two I semi regularly visit are falling apart since covid. Nothing in stock, can't find shit. One zoomette operating 6 self checkouts while people are trying to buy bulk lumber. Shits a mess.

>>53250092
I'd say probably in 4-5 years.

>>53250107
Go long on baby eel futures

>>53250106
That's part of it. The jannies banned me twice today for completely trivial shit. You guys need to start filling the janny roles because the redditors are actively taking all the janny positions and actively destroying this website.

>>53250104
Yes. Because who the fuck would newly enter a market for such a ridiculously ITM option?

>>53250115
Home depot needs to quit hiring latinas
I keep leaving with too much wood

>>53250095
The change of pace on /smg/ is really noticeable. Definitely attributable to the bear market.
>ban gas stoves
Yeah, I was here earlier. Anons were defending the potential decision.
I'm indifferent to the +/- of the stoves. But this type of government intervention needs to eat cock.

>>53249981
I need to have a thorough understanding of the company and then also its buyers. More important will be how the buyers react emotionally to whatever happens. That's literally more important than fundamentals, I don't care what Warren Buffett says, he's a ruthless businessman. And he also gets involved with the companies he invests in; he's got his hands all in there. Not us

I like my scrambled eggs fluffy and light

>>53250095
consider a 20 minute podcast format, where you bring 5 topics and you invite another anon to participate that will also bring 5 topics. you rotate through random /smg/ posters discussing the current thing and say nigger a lot. would be fun. i'd sign up to be the first

>>53250127
>Because who the fuck would newly enter a market for such a ridiculously ITM option
Well, 20,000 contracts were traded today. Thats roughly $150,000,000. And double that for yesterday
I think its more those 3,580 contracts are set at a stop limit that hasn't been reached

>>53249445
You can get a nice aquamarine for cheap. High quality tourmalines are expensive but showy. Azurite, botryoidal malachite, tanzanite and vanadinite are very beautiful and affordable.

bros i cant believe i timed the bottom almost perfectly
i even went through 2022 breakeven basically

>>53250135
Gas stoves are superior and there is no argument. As someone who loves to cook I can't imagine being a pleb that uses electric.
>>53250156
If more autists are willing to appear on my channel that can happen. Jam anon really wants to do an interview. I suppose I should take him up on the offer. Would be a good platform for him to shill his cum jams.

the bond market is signalling a 10 year long depression

>>53249904
Date her for 5 years and then pop the question. At this point it’s hard to know if she’s faking it to get your approval. Once the lust and the infatuation die down you’ll know if she’s for real.

>>53250180
i said i'd sign up to be the first you stupid fuck

>>53250156
Not a bad idea.
I remember someone over on /pmg/ set up a podcast, a while back. Seems defunct, but the idea was there.
Pic related is the podcast. They mention /biz/ in the about.
>>53250180
Gas stoves are better, but it's mostly an autistic take to really prefer one over the other. Unless there's a monetary incentive.

>>53249904
>likes to drink beer
>go to the casino
>watch football
Marry that woman. If could meet a woman like that I wouldn't even think twice about it. Those are my 3 favorite hobbies.

>>53250208
>t. forklift driver

>>53250095
the whole gas stove thing is bullshit. if its for the betterment of people's health, why aren't you banning cigarettes/goyslop. its another environmental agenda thing

>>53250202
Ok if you want to be rude to me I'll just host a solo podcast and take your bussy off camera.

>>53250148
youtube.com/watch?v=QgBA0iCSfa4&ab_channel=HonkyThunderProductions

>>53250189
faking what? lol
the only negative is she likes baseball which is lame af. and she's a little chunky, but she's working on losing it.

>>53250213
>not absolutely zooted off the zaza, while forklift certed
Lol pleb
>>53250217
Because they don't make any $ from gas stoves, and it makes it harder for liberal shitholes to supply natty gas to the chad stoves.

Eggs should be scrambled in the skillet. With some cheese sprinkled and loosely mixed in. Undercooked slightly. The final result is a delicious goopy eggy cheesey mess with non homogeneous flavors and textures.

>>53250232
>she's a little chunky
Lad, that's the way they're meant to be.

>>53250232
>she likes baseball which is lame af
She clearly too based for you, send her my way.

>>53250204
Gas stoves arent audiophile headphones for cooking. They provide a real, tangible benefit over electric stovetops and less likely to need repair

>>53250204
They're massively better for the environment.

>>53250180
Everyone who goes on your channel ends up dead

>>53250262
>>53250275
>They provide a real, tangible benefit over electric stovetops and less likely to need repair
>They're massively better for the environment.
Oh? So you're going to provide sources for your blueraresteaks opinions, right?

>>53250181
The bond market is an index of boomer retards buying what is essentially debt so their signals are pretty much just as worthless.

>>53250285
Poem anon has been missing...

>1mo/10y inverted by 100bps
uh huh

>>53250295
>throw away to 70% of the gas to spin a turbine, convert it to electricity, then send the electricity to your house
>vs. use the gas to heat your food directly
it's not hard, anon

>>53250180
i would do it but i live at home and don't want to have that awkward conversation with my parents that i'm talking about stocks with somebody i met online(i have no friends)

i miss retro fathands before he became a /smg/ simp

>>53250324
That's a "12 to 18 months from now" problem.

>>53250316
Why'd you do it? Jealously?
>>53250325
Do you actually think that's what electric stovetop means?
Lmfao whoa.

My weightloss technique will now just be not eating because hemorrhoids

>>53250300
>lemma: redditors deserve to lose their money
>lemma: you are a redditor
>theorem: you deserve to lose your money QED

>>53250352
How's that new top gun? Heard it gave off huge faggot vibes...

>>53250351
Tell us what it means in your head, anon.

t. mechanical engineer

>>53250366
lemma balls lmao

>>53250367
About as faggy as the original but the rest of it is very solid blockbuster kino.

>>53250377
Isn't the movie about protecting our greatest ally israel?

>>53250337
What is "retro fathands" in your opinion?

>>53250390
((((our allies in the region))))

>>53250390
Yes, by bombing the dangerous antisemites in NotIran. But, look, you gotta bomb someone - it's a Top Gun movie - you're there for the jets and the teamwork montage shit.

>>53250372
Lol obviously that would be dependant upon nat gas prices. As well, not all places use the same type of energy source as their main energy source.
A coal region is going to pay less for power, so the energy efficiency from using a nat gas stove is lost.

>>53250391
8-10 min vids, yellow notepad, no kike face on camera, top stocks, cuck stocks, virgin chad posters, nice quick 500 views+
nowadays its 30+ minutes, bad audio, jew hats, bloated feel. The visual intros have gotten better

>>53250367
my dad had the first one on VHS. never watched it all the way through. Just watched the trailer to both and ehh. I'd probably fall asleep.

>>53250419
but that doesn't make any sense though

>>53250295
The heat moves along the bottom of the pan more evenly and up the edges a bit. Its the same effect that prevents a wok from cooking the food properly on a regular electric stove top burner, the flames need to climb up the sides a bit. Instead or behaving like a snarky r*dditor you should leave forever, faggot.

>>53250337
>>53250432
These posts are the EXACT thing I've been saying.
Make Rocker Great Again.

>>53250432
When I showed my face I knew I was opening Pandora's box. And if you know anything about Pandora's box, you should know you can't close it. Even if I went back to the old format, you'd hear my voice and see my hands. You'd immediately be reminded of my chiseled Greek statue male body and the whole format change would be moot. Also,
>500 views
kek you overestimate my audience.

>>53250440
>>53250445
Fuck both of you for not saying of worth. Have you considered kys?
Tell me your largest holdings. I don't want any fucking overlap.

>>53250465
>all that ESL
lmao, you are BROWN hahahaha

>>53250465
post IQ

>>53250470
>>53250475
Lol was my low effort making you seethe? You cannot match it, can you?
>ESL
>post IQ
LMFAO POST POSITIONS!!!! NOW!!!!

>>53250232
Leave her so you can finally transition like you clearly want, and she can get a proper high-T male that will put future World Series winners in her chubby belly

>>53250457
my favorite nights were when you showed everyone your apartment. one day we'd see your dirty oven and 2 day old food. maybe another time we'd see your dirty toilet, beer boxes used as furniture, maybe some plastic bags used as blackout windows.
now we just hear about how you like to groom michigan white kids. i mean thats cool and all, but make it 8-12 mins lol

>>53250505
Wtf did I just come back to? I leave this general for a bit and this is what I read?

>>53250505
Strange request, but understand a lot of my filming problems came when my GoPro got fucked. Not dropping more money on another because I hate the lens on the GoPro's

>>53250530
how about just use your cell phone? put it in a shirt pocket facing outward. Take us on a journey, a day in the life of a michigan sex offender as he preps high school dropouts on the journey to rehabilitation. maybe POV talking with how u lucked out not catching herpes. or your problems with alcohol and how you overcame them by becoming a bartender. but still a fan feel free to ignore me as usual

>futures

>>53250561
My phone is shit because I don't water money on faggot bling like iPhones. That being said, I need to look into a new camera that's affordable with a nice stand. Maybe you're right.

>>53250576
who is your cell provider? if its tmobile they basically give u free phones

>>53250530
These are the posts >>53250505 >>53250561 you should be listening to.
>>53250572
FOMC is going to gape our holes, isn't it?

>>53250572
You were warned about the line.

>>53250572
FAKE and GAY

>>53248963
what is going on in japan?

>>53248963
What happened in bidens meeting bullshit today?

>>53250494
Post steam cycle efficiency equation and ohm's law

>>53248963
I can’t believe americucks pay an astounding $1.50 while chadadians pay a paltry $1.50

>>53249149
lower inflation under new calculation given the circumstances, base effect calculating from a higher starting point (12 months ago vs 24 months ago), should skew inflation readings a lot lower. I used to think the fed pivoters were retarded but this kind of does seem like they're planning to cook to the data to support a fed pivot.

Women have vaginas.

>>53250584
I have consumer cellular literally boomer tier cell service. You cubicle cucks don't get it. I'm not attracted to material bullshit. I call iphones, fag jewelery. I would love to just make videos for a living , and it's not really that far fetched, at least for a scheduled period. Living here in rural Michigan is cheap. I don't have extravagant bills like you cityfags have. Ask yourself this. How much would it cost you to exist in your current living situation just idling? I could go 8 months without working if $10k fell in my lap tomorrow. Doubt you can say the same. I'm closer to my goal than you probably think. The quality of videos will be god tier when I reach my goal.

Thank God

>>53250642
>Only posts off topic posts
Fuck you. Go back to wsb, faggot.
>>53250644
Goes to show you the strength of capitalism, actually. They're able to extract more resources with the exact same item. Truly an admirable feat.
>>53250665
>Women have vaginas.
As opposed to having..?

>>53250665
Lets make fluffy anime girls real

>>53250316
I thought the rumor was /biz/ encouraged him to sleep with a trap and he got the aids. Hope that's not true, I liked him

Uranium Kings..... It's our turn

>>53249149
Lol wtf how can you calculate inflation using one year of data? And sure let's make this change when inflation peaked last year! Genius. We need the guillotines yesterday.

>>53250753
why is that? i own 1000 shares of CCJ but dont know why it went up

SI better dump tomorrow

how is this not a short?

>DXY crashes
>market just crabs
>DXY about to recover
>market takes a long trip down (?)
Unless you think they're decoupling, DXY recovering is pretty fucking bearish. SPY futes suggest the same.

>>53249981
Nat Gas is probably okay to buy now due to it being relatively low and having the most volatile price swings. That second reason is also why I don't want to fuck with it because I am sure some guys around here managed to ride it down from 10

>DAQ minis

I've always felt like my place was in Vegas. Imagine the content. I want to live there. I want to live there and find tinny. He's a sweet bb boy. I feel like he could be the robin to my batman.

>>53249149
Remember how everyone switched to goods-heavy spending during 2020 and 2021? But we're back to a more normal amount of service consumption as of 2022?

For 2023, the weightings will be based only on that normal, services-heavy year rather than mixing it with goods-heavy 2021. Since services are proving stickier than goods. the net effect may actually be to bump *up* CPI.

Sauce: https://www.bls.gov/cpi/

>>53250766
>Lol wtf how can you calculate inflation using one year of data?
??? You can have a BLS wagie collect price information every month, that's instant. What you don't have immediately is an idea of how much of various shit your average consumer has bought.

So for example we know egg prices are up 300% this month, but I think we'd all estimate that in 2021 eggs were only 10% of average spending and that climbed moderately to 30% in 2022. We won't know how much of people's budgets are going to eggs in 2023 for some time.

So should we assume, for now, the 300% increase applies to 20% of spending (the average of the past two years) or 30% of spending (weighting based on one year)?

>>53250822
NFLX evaluations are looking good. Earnings on the 19th AH. Im gonna play both sides. there should be some real movement. enough to cover the dead leg

Futures are barely red because the Nikkei dumped in some jap shit that doesn't matter tommorow, only bank earnings matter.

if youve never seen an fbi seizure notice on a website you regularly visited at least once in your life you don't know shit about business

Last post and I'm going to bed. Been thinking about scoopsies. This song is for you bb

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp7cUfVxhlU&feature=share

>>53249149
lol. rigging the CPI isn't going to prevent the recession

>>53250960
my portfolio is 80% banks/financials

im going to rope myself tomorrow probably, good night faggots

>>53251033
I think it's gonna be a mega crab to kill the options traders again

What’s happening to Japanese bonds?

i was talking to girls and having a life of hope and fun(i am a mumu) so i couldnt come in here and gloat because CPI

another day the markets have not crashed

>>53249031
>>53249031
fuck that little kike

>>53251033
50% BNKU, 50% BNKD

>>53251087
The treacherous Nipponese are offloading their dollar reserves in order to stabilize/buy their bond market. Dumped dollars -> weaker DXY -> get more bullish.

>>53249149

>>53249154
good night yui!

>>53250665
every woman should be required to have two photos on all of their identification: Serious and o-face/ahegao

>>53250822
hard short

>>53249934
>>53249999
based

>>53251221
>Oh fuck, I've seen this O face. Hey are you on OnlyFans?
And that's how your mother and I met.

new

>>53251291
>>53251291
>>53251291

>>53251327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OCG4TOgrI

>>53251327
>He baked at 278

here's the real thread
>>53248963
>>53248963
>>53248963
>>53248963

>>53251131
damn it's just that easy why didn't i become a central bank

>>53251539
>>53251539
>y why didn't i become a central bank

ask ghadaffi how that turned out

>>53251327
I’d bet thousands that ginzo mansion is laden with terrazzo tile and shitty dick show finishes

>>53249693

>>53251291
>>53251291
>>53251291

Did JPMorgan just drop their earnings?
https://www.jpmorganchase.com/ir/quarterly-earnings
This thread still has about 20 posts left
Stop baking early nigger

>>53248963
Do not reddit space the fucking links.

>>53252269
Not about early baking but bots following and spamming. Report the first 30 posts of a new thread by principal all under automated bot spam

>>53250669
rocker why dont you just start a patreon or some shit like all the other youtube vlogger cucks. maybe a whale here or two can keep you going. you can put down independent filmmaker or market reporter on a cv kek

COIN kangz, are you ready for the meltup??!!!!!

>>53252345
This. Invading redditfags need to die.

>>53248963
>https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
dead link

>>53250882
Lived there (Specifically Nellis AFB) for a while. Vegas is horrible. The strip and the base are effectively the only safe parts of town, the rest is gang infested and poverty stricken to a degree that makes New York and LA look perfectly fine by comparison. Just off base there was a dead Wal-Mart, No logo, no branding, just an empty husk of that WalMart shaped building. Come to find out it was so dangerous to go there, so many stabbings in the parking lot that the Air Force personelle were instructed not to go there in uniform and heavily suggested never to go there even out of uniform. That killed what little revenue they had because the locals just stole everything and the workers didn't stop them.

Don't ever live in Vegas.

Bumping this thread to fuck with early baking niggers

Gonna keep fucking with you niggers until you stop the early baking retard and start reporting his early threads
We now have 4 smgs going