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Your parents hand you a 250k check. What do you do with it?

>> No.53377239

>>53377230
pay off my portion of the national debt, of course!

>> No.53377241

>>53377230
buy a farm and start farming

>> No.53377266

>>53377230
give it back to them
they need it more than me

>> No.53377272

all into crypto

>> No.53377278
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>.

>> No.53377287

>>53377230
buy a $10 blowjob every day for the rest of my life

>> No.53377309

Buy 5 Bitcoin, 32 ETH and put the rest into JEPI

>> No.53377373

>>53377230
0.25 girls at the same time

>> No.53377380

>>53377230
Throw all of it into my favourite coin ObviousScamInu (Ticker: SCAM) which is absolutely guaranteed to 100x and make me part of the financial elite.

>> No.53377386

>>53377230
Cash it

>> No.53377390

>>53377230
more cocaine and escorts

>> No.53377743

>>53377230
I'll spend it on women rather than invest in crypto without high identity protocol.

>> No.53377816

>>53377230
pay my taxes.

>> No.53377883

>>53377230
Buy some vending machines,
An investment property
Deposit on a small house (to love in)
Rest in berkshire Hathaway

>> No.53377896

>>53377230
249,000 into in chainlink
1,000 into food deliveries

>> No.53377901

>>53377883
*To live in, I want to die alone.

>> No.53378192

>>53377266
this

>> No.53379411

>>53377309
Get ETH off the list

>> No.53379467

>>53377230
all in Bitcoin tbhdesu

>> No.53379881

>>53377743
No need to wait for Asian whore when you can get full custody of assets from a goddamn universal account with wallet.

>> No.53379932

>>53377230
PUT IT IN YOUR ASS , SAY YOU LOST IT AND GET A SECOND ONE .

>> No.53379978

>>53377230
buy VOO, QQQ, TLT, VEA, and IJH with 70%, take 30% and buy AMZN, GOOGL, TSLA, NVDA, INTC, BTC, ETH, LINK

>> No.53380110

>>53377230
EAT IT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES

>> No.53381049

>>53377390
fuck off

>> No.53381177

>>53377380
You've got no time to waste with ObviousScamInu when you could probably clinch on some low caps with utilities. OGN RAIL GST UCT

>> No.53381365

>>53377230
buy a house
put the rest in investments

>> No.53381380

>>53377230
>What do you do with it?
Demonstrate clownworld by spending it all advertising my book to get ZERO sales.

>> No.53381388
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53381388

>>53377230
Buy some small cold property in the middle of nowhere with a nice cave to live in.

Build a private little reinforced shelter in said cave where I can sleep, store food and use the internet.

Never leave my cave again.

>> No.53381513

look them both square in the eyes as I hold up the check and rip it up in tiny pieces and say "NO, I'm not moving out and that's FINAL!" then go shitpost on /tv/ about Bane.

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>>53381513
You're a fat guy.

>> No.53381536

50K to leverage trading
100K in btc
50K/50K in two alts

>> No.53381614

Buy REC Silicon stock for every single cent and watch the money multiply within a couple of years as IRA stimulus funds and other govt schemes plus Putin's energy war make solar, battery and semiconductor industries skyrocket. They're all gonna need insane amounts of silicon and silane gases in this decade, hell this century.

>> No.53382000

>>53377230
Buy anime dollies

>> No.53382564

would buy BitDAO's BIT because its one token that's backing multiple innovative projects that will take over the industry in the coming years

>> No.53382720

>>53377230
Tell them about gift taxes and how to strategically minimize them.