/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53385990
Holy fuck this looks exactly like my office, minus the stupid colorful shit, its filled with anime posters and figures.

>>53386042
Damn fr fr?

>>53385990
guy on the left is a neo nazi

>>53385990
Welcome to your office in 2030

>>53385990
If I worked here I'd eat humus and candy and greasy Indian food every day to build up the rankest farts and I'd crop-dust everyone all of the time. They'd have to fire me for it and by that time the chafing would be so bad I'd be happy about it. What a nasty place

>>53386042
Lol this I had to zoom in to make sure this wasn't my former workplace

>>53385990
>>53386042
>>53386157
Some people never leave kindergarten

>>53385990
Did Meghan bring the tropical punch?

>>53385990
>cubicles
paradise compared to my last job. i hope the creator of the open office meme is tortured by demons in hell for an eternity.

>>53385990
If I had to work in an office again it would be a place like that. The open floorplan offices are soul crushing. This looks comfy and a good place to be productive. I'm sure the people are friendly too.

>>53386299
It's amazing because at first glance this looks better. The furniture is nicer and more modern, the people probably make way more money and are better educated. And yet anyone who has worked in an office knows how much better the OPs pic is.

>>53386299
I bet it started from tech CEOs wanting to replicate the feel of LAN parties, because that's what it looks like. But without the fun.

>>53386299
Yikes how do yo even fart here?

>>53386376
Man I miss LAN parties.

>>53386129
Let's get this bread!

>>53385990
>get after it!
Imagine working around niggers and progressives

>>53386299
Big monitor and high backed chair and you basically have a cubicle again
Improvise
Adapt
Overcome

>>53385990
>that chick on the right
Mirin me.

>>53386185
Because estrogen means they wanna play with kids. There's a reason women weren't supposed to be office wagies.

>>53386042
where the fuck do you work

would

>>53385990
is this real?
it looks decorated like a daycare for small children
wtf

>>53386299
>at first glance modern, cool, sleek, sexy
>in reality just a way to make you focus more on work related tasks because you have no privacy

>>53387043
i'm now permanently remote but at my last open office job i just stopped giving a shit and read a 1400 page novel over the course of a few weeks. my coworker who sat behind me openly asked me what the fuck i was reading all day. kek.

>>53386954
Probably a developer in an office space full of tech people. I'm took a tour of our developer offices one time and it was the nerdiest safe space ever. Cubicles full of anime waifu pillows, Japanese mall ninja shit, and back lit colored keyboards. The smell was horrible but the collective income of those 20 developers was well over $2 million per year and anytime I went in there they were sitting around a table chugging soda and arguing about anime cat girls or playing smash bros.

>>53387178
I need to move to America man. Here all software engineers are just fucking normies, no exceptions, and it's all open office floor bullshit

>>53386299
jesus what an absolute nightmare

me [chud] on the left

>>53387323
you look like an incel, bro, lmao
have sex right now lol

>>53385990
I haven't had to work in an office in almost 3 years
lol, lmao

>>53385990
That looks like hell. Imagine being a wagie.

>>53387076
>Just reading the documentation

>>53385990
>>53386042
Genuine question here:
What type of work do you do in a place like this?

>>53387854
"case management"
>"hey anon, thanks for getting in touch with us here at parcelbreakers tm. Im just following up to tell you that you should've gotten the insurance before shipping because i cant find your package for love nor money. soz bruhh."
>enter case notes, "nothing exceptional to report, client satisfied and case docket has been closed"
>"hey anon.."

>>53386185
did you ever think it may have been an inclusive non-denominational easter anon?
also, these wagies made those things at home and brought them in with them...

>>53385990

>>53387908
Omg that sounds like actual hell

>>53386129
Soul

>>53386299
Soulless

>>53387977
>Hey anon, mark here calling from Better Tomorrow's Today!
>Hope you had a good weekend, in calling to let you know your claim has been denied
>Sorry, I don't have the details, I'll have to patch you through to someone else!
>Before I let you go, can I ask you to give a performance review at BetterTT.com/resources/surveys?
>My employee Id is W4G13

>>53385990
>>53387959

>>53387927
>these wagies made those things at home and brought them in with them...
Yes, with the help of their mommy. Hope they didn't eat too much white glue.

>>53385990
looks so much better than an open air office. look what we lost wagiebros.

>tfw my new job has the modern 1/4 sized cubicles
God I miss real cubicles. It's the best cage for a wageslave. I can sleep, play on phone draw, etc. It was the closest thing to a real office.

>>53386447
>anon is breaking the floor plan and being antisocial call up hr.

>>53386299
If you can see everyone while in a seated position, that’s not a cubicle. Just look at the chick in the OPs pic. Staring right at the camera. Better than an open floor plan, sure, but nothing like the older style cubicles that once were.

>>53387178
Feel like the novelty of this would wear off after a while. The first couple months you'd probably be like 'wow I get to work with other people who share my interests' and then after that it'd torture unless you're a complete sperg

>>53385990
That is a really big room. Do you think the temperature in there is to everyone's liking?

>>53388277
Her head is below the top of the wall. Examples? Looks lowish back in 99 too:
https://youtu.be/wnNPJaCmTGw?t=52

>>53385990
looks like hell

>>53385990
You know what's funny after YEARS of exclusively only getting hired at these fucking open floor plan type places it really is refreshing to see the old cubicle.
Why did the young gen X and older millennials hate it so much?
A lot of people don't remember all the viral hate that cubicles got around 2010
People were even memeing and calling it "the pod" and there were arguments all the time because there was a subset of people who wanted to end the cube and another set who said no an open office plan is fucking stupid I'll quit if they do that.
Young people probably don't even realize the open office concept going mainstream is barely a decade old.

>>53388390
I do commercial hvac work and have seen plenty of the taller style cubicles where you basically have to standup to see over them. They ever have the overhead filing cabinets. Not nearly as common as the style in OPs pic though. Lots of buildings that renovated over the years have used the shorter style cubicles.

>>53385990
comfy

>>53388390
It’s controlled by a building automation system. 70*f-75*f is a common range in the buildings I service. You have to dress accordingly because property management / business owners won’t give a fuck

>>53386993
that's trish from marketing

I used to work in one of those >>53386299 just a bit bigger with more space and didn't find it that bad, but one day I had pain in an ear and went to the doc.
Apparently both of them were completely stuck with ear shit and since it was getting infected they just removed all of it.
Then I got back and realised I was half deaf before that, and it became hell, had to quit when I realised I could now hear the whole office and not just the neighbors.

>>53385990
4th floor of my last job looked just like this. 5th floor was open office like the other pic. Covid happens. WFH never going back. Somehow I can navigate work politics so much better WFH rather then in person. I'd like to thank a 4 year addiction to WOW and leading pick up raids full of retards for the training.

>>53386299
>that roasties forehead

Literally a beluga whale

>>53386129
actually not bad, constant stream of fresh air and open

>>53387178
this is fedposting to generate more tech NPCs

>>53385990
>sure!
>proceeds to shitpost the whole day

>>53388249
No one gives a fuck
In my company spergs are allowed to be spergs. Have to assume it's similar elsewhere
This is Bongland so maybe different culture in the US

>>53386993
Bro, I'm only 31, going on 32, and the first thing I thought was "hidey ho, neighbor". I have become the boomer.

>>53390592
shut the fuck up

i enjoy going to my open concept office and taking up my coworkers time with banter and jokes

>>53385990
>>Donuts in the break room!
Wish, they only come when the construction wagies come in for retard prevention training or when it's a non vacation holiday

>>53385990
name?

>>53393578
go do some real work rambo

I hate my job with a passion that burns beet red

>>53389073
Kek

>>53389073
kekek

>>53386299
That looks like Hell

>>53385990
>MMMMMMMMM I LOVE ME SUM DONUTS

How can I get an office job without a degree

>>53386129
Take me back bros...

>>53386042
This looks exactly like our finance / hr hen house. Absolutely insufferable place. Literal hell on earth. Middle age women are a scourge on humanity.

>>53385990
Looks like my old work lol, though I think they said they're tearing the cubicles down after I left.

>>53388342
It was like that at my old job, I'd never get any of my questions answered during meetings but you can bet on there always being a bunch of time wasted on boomers talking about Star Wars