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I'm too short to ride this bull

#TheBigOne is scheduled for next week. You guys are loading up on cheap cheap cheap VXX call options today right?

75 bepis points incoming

>doing some analysis on a stock I hold
>notice some weird price patterns with 90 day gaps
>check 90 days from last 2 highs and last low
>full moon
>new moon
>full moon

nice op harby approved

Bears are absolutely assblasted itt

and that's a good thing!

Hey Baggot, what are your thoughts on Damar Hamlin dying of the vax and then being replaced by a clone? I figured that was something you saw during your short, but necessary ban.

wtf is a seeking pass?

>>53462429
Will google miss earnings?

My dad called me and told me he is riding a suicide stack of Tesla. What price should he sell at?

>>53462429

>>53462465
Imagine sinking so low you get ignored by Baggie

>>53462465
you are a 4chan janny in addition to one IRL huh?
fitting i suppose

Usual mumu heeming soon (tm) *yawn*

You aren't a bear, right anon, you know you aren't Micheal Burry and this isn't a movie right anon..............you know that correct...................

This thread is bullish for SKYT

>about to get laid off
>short market as a hedge
>lose job AND life savings
nice

>>53462474
Me and baggot are pretty much best friends, he would never ignore me.

reddit bros i just had an incredible realization that you must know
tesla put its earnings out ahead of all the other big boys because they know the market is going to take an absolutely putrid dump when the calendar flips to february

what the fuck is this market's problem with 4100
it isn't even that green today, wouldn't kill it to go 0.1% more

>>53462481
yeah I hope soon™ means during sour hour today

>>53462482
I worked so hard for that money..

>>53462429
Whoa howd you get all those portraits of biz?

Bobo's coping so fucking hard

>>53462480
No, I didn't get the 4chan janny job for whatever reason

>>53462465
>37:47

>>53462500
the 200 is very sticky like my cum all over the inside of bobos rectum

bought UVXY $5 calls for next week. People WILL start hedging the closer we get to FOMC, even if we keep rallying until then.

I maded a better new >>53462502

>>53462429
So like Cramer you are saying it's time to buy, buy buy?

>>53462482
You will learn

>>53462481
The VIX is stressing me out and worsening my baldness

shill me a power hour play

>>53462520
>thread splitting
Good old fashioned daytime /smg/ Well at least this gives me an excuse to go play NES roms

>>53462520
too soon fgt

>>53462520
Early baker BTFO

>I maded a better new

I think this thread STINKS!

how do i invest in LUMBERjacks?

this post >>53462520 is the literal top of the stock market in 2023

its gonna be a long weekend

>>53462510
VIX still 18
Are you ready for your heeming

>people spend time researching stock charts and fancy strategy
>I just buy stock of company with good quarterly growth and do better
Why do people waste time trying to gameify. You can't outjew the Jews.

>rocker starts posting
>shit starts getting deleted
curious

>>53462573
vix is barely legal baby

>>53462481
Did you prepare excuse just in case? You know just like TA autists call breakut "fake" when it goes against their lines, or "support was broken" when chart went straight through meme line they drew? Or when they use 10 sentences to say that market can go either up or down in the next 5 minutes.

>>53462586

>>53462563
Perfume Market General?

>>53462429
Kek it do really be like dat doe frfr

>>53462547
Gimme a good site for GC roms. I wanna play Lost Kingdoms

Soon. SOXL. You. Don't. Know. What's. Coming.

>>53462489
This pump is bullshit

>>53462590
You seemed panicked (you should be)

>>53462584
I'm balls deep in VXX.

LETS FUCKING DO THIS!!!!!

I should've averaged down on my ARKF last month.

>>53462500
2 hrs left

>>53462612
I think you're projecting. I'm desensitized to any price movements for years now.

anyway the markets never going down ever again and thats that

>>53462598
Vimms is my favorite.

>>53462600
Kek at webm

>>53462519

thinking i might join you there

a few more days like today and Selena WILL be my new gf

>>53462598
Yeah like the other anon said, Vimm's is pretty much the best place

>MFW there are actually people thinking the market is going down from here

>>53462665

uh oh

>>53462614
Baggot don't ignore me you fucking nigger I had a question for you. I guess that's what I get for trusting a jew.

Bdh

>>53462687
With Jews you _________

>>53462450
It's 50 but what Powell says is what matters. If he's dovish we pump, if he's hawkish we dump. Remember how bad it was at Jackson's Bootyhole?

>>53462642
https://booru.onions/post/view/28270#search=metaverse
Have wauce. Buy SOXS.

get long, stay long

>>53462705
That's a weird looking giraffe

>>53462705

>>53462687
You must have me confused with some one else.

>>53462700
i think we dump on the fed either way
i think the setup is they want the market to dump hard on the fed and kill the retail reddit rally so they all get mad at jpow

Kek baggies

Reminder that all bobo posting in the month of January was a waste of time

>>53462705
>corpoart is becoming reality
fucking christ.

>>53462452
Yup, my DCA's are all on Full Moons now.

What do class A stockholders get to vote on generally, anything cool? Do they come find me when they want me to vote or do I have to actively look up when the votes are and show up there

>>53462724
Posts like this is more proof that woman, no matter how ugly they think they are, will always have at least a handful of men at her every beck and call.

>>53462746
I'm voting to remove Faggot/Gaysar and encourage more Selanaposting can I get a second?

Is it time to sell JEPI?

Sqqq at 45 feeling the PAIN

shill a power hour play

>>53462429
You didn't bet against America did you?

>>53462429
>dollar cost averaging
I've so far invested in three different funds, about 1/3 each. I now seek to diverse my investments further and think of picking up some new funds to invest in. In order to follow the dollar cost averaging principles best possible, should I put any new investments in a let's say four way split, or should I put all new money into the new fund/s since it's a much lower position

Will TSLA go for a 2x next week?

almost time for me to slurp SQQQ

>>53462653
lots of volume on that strike and date, so seems I'm not alone in thinking so.

>>53462746
you get a letter in a mail with a link to vote online.

>>53462728
Entirely possible
I give 50% odds we enter a bear market, 20% we crab until the following FOMC, 25% we keep pumping and 5% something else
Based completely on gut instinct btw

>>53462762
Baggot is a necessary pest for /smg/. It's a stark reminder to never trust a jew under any circumstances. If he wasn't here you might forget. Never forget. Also Selena the goblina is a new curse upon this general

>>53462782
I bet against China (specifically BABA), which is down today.

>People bought LCID calls 30 minutes ago

>>53462450
Kek just imagine he does that. They keep pumping every single time now. I wonder how long until he either does something to knock them in their place for good or accepts he is too scared to do what's needed

>>53462827
They should take solace knowing that a great deal of pajeets are going to be dining very well tonight

I wonder how this anon is doing.

>>53462807
>He's the faggot we need, not the one we deserve.

>>53462851
NOT good man

NOT heckin good

Bought puts on BBBY, I'm up 8% on TQQQ, should I sell today and re-buy on Monday?

>>53462858
RIP Wallace White Aka bloomberg

>>53462858
always has been

Market is ripping faces today.. I want to take a short position here. Please stop me..

Imagine buying calls on LCID. Not just now that it's fallen 40% in the last 5 minutes after doubling, but just ever.

>>53462872
Buying puts on BBBY is a foolish idea. IV is too high. Sell call credit spreads instead.

>>53462872
Hold that nasdaq long and buy more when it dips.

>3 green spx days in a row
i'm getting nervous

Market froze?

>>53462889
did he die?

>>53462903
Frozen until Jerome starts his pyrotechnic show next week. Please understand.

Down70% in 2 days.
Can papa powell save me?Trading weekly puts that expire on the 17th for aapl and amzn

>>53462919
Powell is going to start cutting rates next week. The market needs to go higher.

Thinking how different my life is from the rice farmer who bought at the bottom instead of shorting it

>>53462798
right now too many things look positive economically just on charts and are in fact still in total uptrends indicating real strength in the economy so that means we have to wait till stuff starts to curl over and the unemployment rate for example goes up

>>53462942
>harbie posting

easiest top signal, loading on puts

>>53462941
I preferred the angry AI female brokers.

>>53462919
das a hole lotta woman
>that thing sitting on your face after sprinting away from justice
I'm gonna be a GELman, if you get what I'm sayin he he he he he

>>53462762
I concur with the gentleman's proposal

>market is green as shit
>BABA is down
>BABA is the only company I have puts on
feelsgoodman

>>53462971
You lucky shit. Decided to short amzn at 96

>market open for 250 days a year
>make daily return of 0.5% on market noise
>1.005^250=3.5x yoy
what's the catch

>>53462950
loading them onto what

>>53462958
another anon of taste and class I see

>>53462889
Same. I want to short here. Do you think it'll open on Monday around the same place or we gap down

>>53462919
James O'Keefe belongs in jail. There's literally no place in society for these radical right wing terrorists to go around intimidating people like that.

JP gonna deliver the bags next week or was December the higher low?

>>53462992
the catch is you don't make 0.5% per day

>>53462762
yes and no, goblina posting will NEVER be ok
so abstain, sorry nigger

Are we innovating again?

>>53462827
notice how these screen grabs conveniently leave out the drink in pelosis hand

>>53463005
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5n7RRKgDog&feature=shares

>>53463016
Hey, I grabbed that because it looks like Paulie P is cordially inviting the cops to join in on their gay ramrod fest.

>>53462942
That means no recession so no pivot, I don't see a pivot happening until inflation is <5%, maybe <3.5%.

FOXO running again

Smg owes me cats

>>53462942
Faggot

>>53462919
Everytime I watch this webm I am more repulsed by it. It makes me feel a deep disgust in the pit of my stomach. The craven glare at the camera. The utterly pathetic rushed door fumble and escape; you can almost feel her adrenaline and pure fear. The sheer bottom heavy mass as she struggles to jog for even a few metres, nearly falling over and wobbling all over the place. Completely out of condition. Yet this is our supposed "elite"; the incongruency is nauseating. The smug, squeaky-clean corporate image so airbushed in photoshop that it bears no resemblance to the waddling slampig, the blatant disregard for all that is right and good, and moral in the universe, this cretin, elevated above most other people in status in our modern inverted hierarchy.

Are you holding through FOMC?

>>53463038
I owe you fuck all

How high will SQQQ go in Feb

>>53463037
You bought the top, didn’t you…

OIL doing the exact same shit as it did on the 18th.

just short baba

>>53463032
well the problem is we have things that have already happened that in the past mean a recession happens 100% of the time
the recession might be short lived and by the time the new outlets report that were in it we could be rounding the corner quite quickly but a recession will almost certainly happen
if the fed does their job anyway

>>53463014
Finally somebody gets it. Look we gave you selena the goblina posters a suitable replacement. Don't push your luck.

How fucking high can this go?

>>53462889
This is a perfect time to short anon, fomc is next week.

>>53463065
Dipshit

>>53463027
These domestic terrorists engaged in kidnapping by locking him in the restaurant and detaining him against his will. James belongs in jail.

>>53463072
all the way

we will look back at this time and wonder how everyone was so fucking delusional. The job market is hot because everyone who was maimed by the jabs can't go back to work.

>>53463014
>>53463068
She has a nice smile but Selena mogs, sorry this is objectively true

>>53463041
>>53463081
dont be so hard on yourself
everyone loses money its the way of the world

>>53463074
I concur

>>53463072
all time high
wouldn't that be wild
haha

>>53463099
Haven’t lost money. Just making sure you don’t forget what a pathetic cuckhold you are. Mentally ill cum dumpster

>>53463038
have a cute ram instead

>>53463093
Gives off jackson hole vibes.
Bulltards already wanting a pivot despite the job not being done.

I seek financial advice from a small group of internet racists

The only time the fed ever pivots is when shit is bad lmao. Go look at Bloomberg financial conditions indicator it’s the same as it was in feb 22 when we had 0% rates lmao. Y’all bout to fall for the biggest rug pull ever. The yield curve is still deeply inverted and there is absolutely no reason for the fed to cut or even pause right now. They are trying to remove liquidity not let the market run to higher highs. Where is the demand going to come from for better earnings when the consumer has the lowest buying power in history? Unless they cut rates that’s not going to happen and they aren’t going to cut rates until shit hits the fan. They have never cut rates before shit hit the fan and if they do then inflation is going to spike especially in oil prices and we will have to hike rates once again. I understand the technicals are pointing towards a bull run the same shit happened during the dot come bubble too and everyone still got rug pulled then lmao…

what to buy over weekend

>>53463112
i dont cuckhold i cuckhodl

>1 hour left before close
where tf do i gamble my 2k for profit on monday someone shill me something

>>53463141
TSLQ

>>53462763
How much of your portfolio is it? I'm keeping 5% JEPI.

>>53463125
its true also i know you were around because who else would post some espn clip from like 20 years ago

>>53463141
TLRY

>>53463126
That's blatantly a dude

>>53463141
Apparently UCO >>53463063

ibkr really is a piece of shit, even the brokers who run from ibkr's own services run better than they do

>>53463126
MNST

MSFT bros I cant take the fucking crab anymore
Pls do something

>>53463141
Bet on earnings, American Express or Chevron

i almost feel sorry for bobo

>>53463184
Wait nvm. Already happened

>>53463141
bro just get 0dte calls and make a few extra bucks and go have a nice surf and turf meal over the weekend

no dubs = 25 bps
Dubs = 50 bps
Trips = 75 bps
Quads = 100 bps

YNDX bros...

>>53463158
>>53463141
TLRY

>>53463211
shockingly likely lol

Is anyone actually going to hold long positions over the weekend?

>>53463214

>>53463211

Do I sell my calls??? Or risk a gap down monday??

>>53462484
Nothing but good news for SKYT anon.
That intel fuckup is extremely bullish.

>>53463188
Fuck you

>>53463211
>FIFTY BEPIS

>>53463221
Yes

Did anyone buy ZIM a few days ago like I suggested?
Shipping rates are stabilizing. It's definitely found a bottom, lots of wealth to be made imo.

>>53463072
The dip last january was on baseless fears, but now that we know that higher interest rates don't slow down the economy, we have to make up for lost time going up past ATH.
>>53463122
sell covered calls now

>>53463221
yeah I unironically think it's the start of a new bull

>>53463238
what risk? when was the last time futures were wildly up or down overnight in this market
go ahead ill wait
theres one thing this market does and its melt up
forever

>>53463260
>he fell for the shipping meme
Today, my bags are finally healed

>>53463260
I was going to but wealth simple doesent have them listed. sadge

>>53463268
>higher interest rates don't slow down the economy

Look Bobos
Basically it's just not going down again
(the stock market!)
I know.... UGH I know.....
I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that it's not going back down is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53463221
I sold some, holding most.

POWER HOUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7Xsg

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

REMINDER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME THE MARKET PUMPED AT THIS ANGLE FOR THIS MANY DAYS. NOVEMBER 2022. LOOK AT IT.

>>53463214
I'm not autistic, what does that code mean/do?

>>53463316
mfw i looked and i don't care

>>53462484
Gonna sell puts cause I don't want to own it. Thanks.

>>53463242
Be real nice to close out friday green, but it's been a great month.

>>53463316
THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT.

>>53463214
I need to find a better search engine, Yandex kinda shit now
Plus they're moving to Israel

>>53463214
Kek, based pajeets

>>53463316
on the other hand that was just a resistance test and now were going to effortlessly break through it as we melt up? lol

>>53463316
not looking don't care

>>53463319
Kills niggers

I knew there would be irrational euphoria before the market crash but I was unsure how it would look. It's interesting how bulls have created a fantasy narrative in their imagination about the Fed pivoting and a new growth cycle emerging. This is going to end tragically for the average investor

>>53463386
You aren't Micheal Burry bro

>>53463386
this is the quintessential "soft landing but for real this time jpow would never do a hard landerino" rally

if your employer hates your guts, only gives you the shit tasks nobody wants to do, only sees the negative things you do and ridicules you in fornt of the team for the fun of it, how would you sabotage the company? (quitting is not an option)

>>53463057
nope not this time