/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for fuck INTC.

BOIL chad posting in REAL bread

First for AMD only goes UP.

Euphoria

>>53545530
KOLD klan going to string you boys up.

>>53545492
i see links i post simple as

>>53545538
I just bought puts (market open yesterday)

>>53545566
any good?

BUDDY CHECK OUT VIX COMPUTER

I dont have enough AAPL

>>53545492
Bears will be feasting on the flesh of 1,000 dead bulls by mid month.

>>53545566
And that's a good thing!

>>53545492
>premarket down 200
>Opens even
>drops 300
>rebounds 200
>crabs from 10 AM to 3:40
>goes even on the day
Literally every fucking day. I'm sick of it.

>>53545568
>KOLD klan going to string you boys up.
Wrong. Trannies are too weak do anything but suicide, simple as.

AMD is cooking the book.
They've been selling their products at discount for three quarters now. Antitrust soon?

>>53545594
Cope

Man, bears are getting absolutely ass raped. I would feel a bit bad for them if they hadn't been humongous insufferable faggots for the last year.

FUCK YOU you dumb doomer cunts.

impressive bart on gold

Line only go up.

>>53545623
>It turns out Uganda wasn't lying about that fuckhuge mine

>>53545618
>dumb doomer cunts
yes, yes, everything that's happened in the last 4 years is absolutely fine and not a sign of out of control globohomo

>>53545630
this but ironically and unironically

>Another day of not buying because stuff is too green
I'm temporarily bored

Latest Memerino video just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yxkfwTOuGk

Where's the anon who said he'd buy INTC once it dumped to $18 in a couple of days? Come get your whippin'.

FOR THE REPUBLIC

>>53545665
kek

OH MY GOODNESS

>Lost everything
>Literally at 0$

It's going to take at least 14 months of wageslaving to come back from this....

>>53545649
Same I just got back into trading and everything is far too green for me to hop in. Need a good red day.

>TFW you realize you should have been scooping train stocks every chance you got

>>53545686
what did you short bro?

>>53545695
>Need a good red day
We had plenty of them over the last 6 months.

>>53545686
>He tried to pretend he was Michael Burry in Le Big Shart, using his pocket money

Lol, lmao

>>53545642
>the last 4 years
wake the fuck up bobo, it's been like this for a hundred years and it'll stay this way for at least another hundred

dow jones red still. as it was already too high and nasdaq is trying to catch up now. both spy and wider market have entered megabull long term territory now. dow and tech is still weak

>>53545686
Could be worse. You could be one of the poor suckers who went in on leverage.

remember /smg/ before the reddit tier bobo/mumu shit?
pepperidge farms does
now FOCUS you retards

Let's GO

Stop what youre doing. Right now. And look at a certain ticker. Ticker symbol.

SAVA.

Look at the SAVA.

Death did not ride in on a White Horse.

>>53545756
yes, injecting everyone with a technology that killed all the test animals is definitely not an escalation

>>53545774
>GO
>NASDAQ: GO
I love GO. Shop at Grocery Outlet every week for cheap foodstuff

>>53545777
>SAVA
didnt they "cure" Alzheimer's or something

>>53545767
Bear market begins today at close

>>53545492
Daily reminder that january's pump is part of a self-fulfilling prophecy
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/hawkish-fed-could-hobble-volatility-funds-stock-buying-spree-2023-02-01/

>>53545788
i used to shop there but they are garbage in the last year or so
>no stock
>prices more than the regular grocery store
>gee i love these macedonian knockoff oreo's

>>53545767
good lord things could get crazy after hours

>>53545790
Not only did SAVA cure Alzheimers, but they did it in 28 days.

>>53545642
That's no reason for the whole world's economy to crash..

SOXL $18

really edged it with my covered calls there

we're in the return to "normal" phase. mumus will get heemed.

>>53545825
>doubled your money if you bought under 10
fuck why did i listen to fucking boboshits

VIX going vertical

>>53545827
>tfw edging since market open to my broker (female)
I might just release after close

>>53545832
People have said this for 3 years

>>53545807
Anon they do not sell knock offs at Grocery Outlet, they just sell the shittiest entry level version of food. But they do sell all their brand names. I get the cheapest brand name Jack Link's beef jerky I've ever had in my life from Grocery Outlet.


>>prices more than the regular grocery store

You are FUCKED in the head I tell you. Grocery Outlet is a solid 10-25% cheaper per most items (because they sell tarnished / almost spoiled goods).

all of the super cheap cheezit boxes at Grocery Outlet have dents in them

>>53545715
>We had plenty of them over the last 6 months
And i bought plenty during that time
I'm just annoyed values went up so quickly because I got a nice amount of new cash and it feels bad buying at these prices

>>53545779
>>53545642
>boboids are antivaxx /pol/chuds
Literally every fucking time.

>>53545851
come to my fucking Grocery Outlet
104th Ave, Kent WA
i'll fucking show you

This is one of the first truly bullish days in a while.
>DXY green
>SPY green
>VIX green
>crude futures green
>cryptoshit green
Hell, even BOIL is green

>>53545861
long MRNA and post the trade

>>53545779
Source: BRO TRUST ME BRO

>>53545686
Sorry, bro. Really, I am. I hope you make it someday.

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-original-zero-calorie-cola-12-oz-cans/1384635

tastes better than coke zero

>>53545869
My grocery outlet in San Jose is so cheap that I think i am living in a pre-2008 pre-Jpow world sometimes. And San Jose is like in the top 3 most expensive cities in the nation

I dont understand how someone can just come on the internet and lie about Grocery Outlet being more expensive than other grocery stores

it doesnt make sense to me

>>53545827
Right there with you buddy.

green after green after green

>>53545825
How high are we expecting SOXL to go? I’m considering just saying fuck it and jumping in.

>>53545883
you can read the white papers prior to about 2015. If you think they magically got safe after the wheels of a pandemic plan started (it was a bioweapon so it was planned), then there's no hope for you

>>53545870
>even BOIL is green

truly end of days wrath of God type stuff

>>53545883
Gigavaxed brainwashed retard detected

I hypothesize that one of the major reasons the economy hasn't tanked yet is because so many people are spending their savings preparing for globohomo. For example, I've spent a few grand this year stocking up on food, buying canning equipment, hand powered tools, etc...

Then there's the people spending everything trying to replicate normal times and to distract themselves from reality. Going to bars and concerts, but at a level that is far in excess of what they would have done in actual normal times.

Holy shit I'm in the green, bros.

>>53545878
>trading
I'm a bull, I'm intelligent enough to know I can't time the market.

Is it safe to make covered calls on BBBY? Should I even touch this shit?
I know they have containment, but fuck if I'll get anything but cheerleading.

Everything this green except MCD. Are idiots seriously quitting en mass because they made some chump change?

>>53545930
buy the dip bro

>>53545919
BRO TRUSTTTTT ME BROOOOO BROOOOO

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>waste management contractor for the city is sending out (female) workers in hi-vis to check everybody's bins for compliance
wtf

Well done Powell you just brought inflation roaring back

>>53545686
I'm sorry. Wageslaving is the worst. If it helps, at least you had guts, nobody can say you were a coward.

>>53545850
this time its unironically different

Easy as pie

>>53545899
There’s one in San Lorenzo, but I never go there. I’m a Safeway/wholepaycheck fag. Do they have good stuff at a value, or is it just cheap crap like foodmaxx?

>>53545937
If you’re going to buy the underlying, get them; If not, don’t.

>>53545767
Heh.... I do business with some of those companies

>>53545952
you forgot pic

>>53545851
Relax bro, prices are normally varied by market, not by store. Comes down to overhead on the items, and that's rents, shipping, and some other shit.
It's perfectly common for one store to be cheaper in one area, and another cheaper in a different place.

Well, I hope you made some money today
>>53541249

>>53545916
What white papers? 2015?

You realize MIRA vaccinations have existed for like 40 years rights and they have been trial tested right? The ccovid vaccination was trail tested and has been trial tested. When it was released it wouldn't through emergency testing, but, it has full been tested and passed FDA quality regulations now. Take your fucking medication you babbling moronic faggot.

Get heemed bobo

>>53545952
>Well done Powell you just brought inflation roaring back
>Inflation is stock prices

>>53545952
>last CPI was literally -.1 MoM
It's over bobo, annualized is under 2%. Powell will need to cut rates soon because deflation is even worse for an economy than inflation.

>>53545976
YOU ARE WRONG, POWELL

>>53545492
COIN KANGZ, I KNEEL

>>53545930
>intelligent enough
but not intelligent enough to opt out of an emergency use authorized biological experiment kek
post your positions so i can inverse you

Fuck. I'm trying to buy a long call spread on the SPY and these are the options prices. Did this start yesterday with J's speech or has it been like this for a while? Can I see the history of the option premiums somewhere? In one of the Greeks maybe?

>>53545995
I'm all in TQQQ right now.

Can we have just a little dip please

>>53545986
You don’t think people will see their portfolio and start spending like crazy again? And all the crypto kiddies will be buying GPU’s again everything we achieved is down the drain

>>53545686
Post portfolio gore

>>53546008
You had a crash of 25% in 2022, how greedy are you?

Everyone but KO bros are winning.

>>53545995
BRO BRO IT WAS EMERGENCY AUTHORIZED WHICH MEANS FOR SOME REASON THAT IT DOESN'T WORK AND WILL GIVE YOU AIDS BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT BRO? TRUST ME BRO I AM VERY SMART!

I don't get it, tbills rates are high as fuck, but markets are also very green. No matter what you invest in it's all good? What's the catch?

>ARKK +8%
I remember 2020 and 2021, even then such Mumuphoria never lasted.

>>53545987
January is set to come in at 0.6% MoM

>>53546014
No.
And why would they buy GPUs? What are they going to mine?
Outta touch boomer take, anon.

>>53545986
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wealtheffect.asp

Can't believe someone slurped that entire INTC earnings dip.

>>53545963
Whole Paycheck / Trader Joes / S*feway is obviously where you should get most your food if you're not a mega poorfag. Although I would say Safeway is fucking shitty cuz Trader Joes is way cheaper than safeway with the same quality if not better, and Whole Foods is far better overall

Fuck safeway / lucky

> Do they have good stuff at a value, or is it just cheap crap like foodmaxx?
Grocery Outlet sells mostly cheap crap, but it's like 60/40. Sometimes you go into Grocery Outlet and find amazing arbitrages.

You can get a 6 pack of high quality cheesy bratwurst at Grocery outlet for like $2 — you just cant get those deals elsewhere

i highly recommend people serious about saving money on food /groceries go to Grocery Outlet and autistically walk through every aisle (its usually not a big store, around size of trader joes)and search for amazing deals on food because you WILL find them

>>53545981
>Taking shit that has been documented to cause severe illness and death for shit that didn’t cause me severe illness or death because the globomilipharmaindustrialcomplex told me too.
You’re a literal retard with no critical thinking ability.

>>53546044
Yes, and because we all know this information it is priced in.

>>53545949
You obviously never heard of pubmed, and you probably can't read above an 8th grade level anyways. You're probably also British

>>53546033
>seething this hard

>>53546064
>>Taking shit that has been documented to cause severe illness and death for shit that didn’t cause me severe illness or death because the globomilipharmaindustrialcomplex told me too.


Literally none of this is true.

>>53546030
Safe haven/staple/divvy stocks are all eating shit.

I've never seen the market this bullish before. It's doing better than it was in 2020 and 2021

>>53546014
crypto people won't be buying GPUs because most electric companies haven't even begun to raise their rates to reflect the increase in costs that they're paying. And I don't think people are so stupid as to see one day of green in a retarded market and end instantly go spend a bunch.

>>53545832
2 more weeks

>>53546030
Time to buy KO then, right? Where’s boomer divvy anon at? Doing nothing at work I assume.

>>53546075
>BRO YOU ARE DUMB BRO I AM SMART THEREFORE VACCINES KILL PEOPLE BRRRRRRROOOO

>>53546061
are people really that poor where if their grocery bill is 100 bucks rather than 80 it is going to be life changing? i agree with finding deals but i don't understand why food is so much on everyones mind in america, considering we're all walking around with expensive shit like smartphones and game machines and whatever else

So do we just FOMO into everything because no recession

>>53546083
That's good news for my pocket book.

I still can’t believe I lost 15% of my account yesterday. I ducking hate bulls. Retarded pieces of bull shit, I hope you all get scammed into having sex with a tranny

>>53546091
Assuming it's not an imposter, he's actually been very busy at work. Reading hentai doujins.

>>53546008

I bought the bottom of SQQQ yesterday and now it's going to hit a new 52w low

W.D. Gann is such a rabbit hole, never expected a crossover between /x/ and /biz/. Anyone tried his methods with any sort of success?

>>53545825

>>53545686
Holy shit. You're on top. You don't have to fret if the markets up or down, you don't have to wonder if you can stay alive. You already know you can.
And now you've paid tutition.
See you in that covered parking lot soon enough, and make sure to get full coverage on that Lexus, don't skimp. Jealous niggers show up when you least expect it.

>>53546105
When everything costs $20 more things start to add up and reality is most people are living paycheck to paycheck or above their means.

>>53546105
>considering we're all walking around with expensive shit like smartphones and game machines and whatever else
implying that's not all on credit

>>53546127
Why wouldn't you sell that fucking shit?

>>53545492
I'm fucking PISSED for missing this rally. And I did want to buy at the beginning of the year but I thought I would have time to do some research first especially when it was doing hard in the first few days of the year.
Everything with buying is now up 30 percent because the market is looking 9 months ahead which will include all the effects of the interest rate increases and it's starting to look like a soft landing. On the other hand, the market is pricing cuts for the second half already and I don't see that happening until a year from now. I'm only up 3. percent and that's including my defined contribution plan . If I account for my savings only I'm up .3% because I had my money in high yield savings ETFs thinking I would have time to make an action. Fuck!

>>53546075
>anti-vax copping by pretending he’s scientifically literate
Lol. Lmao

>>53546097
They do, even according to the FDA that you worship

>>53546091
I dont know if I should buy WM
I want to be a garbage don

>>53545981
yes, the white papers showed that all test animals had horrible outcomes. They did half assed trials on this one. Basically all those that took it are the test subject. I would think you should believe in karma, and you're not really doing your soul very good rn

>>53546149
>SEEE I HAVE A SCREENSHOT BRO I TOTALLY HAVE A RANDOM SCREENSHOT I FOUND ON 4CHAN/POL/ BRO TRUST ME THIS IS VERY SMART INTELLIGENCE STUFF BRO!!!

>>53546122
She looks AI generated

>>53546033
Literally what the Vaxxies were saying when it was "rolled" out under Trump.
>Biden fortifies election
BRO BRO IT WAS EMERGENCY AUTHORIZED WHICH MEANS FOR SOME REASON THAT IT DOESN'T WORK AND WILL GIVE YOU AIDS BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT BRO? TRUST ME BRO I AM VERY SMART!

-It is all so tiresome

>>53546105
You severely underestimate how much money you can save with good grocery spending habits. Learning how to shop for groceries efficiently with good deals on foodstuffs is something that can helps me save like $300/month.

>>53546158
>yes, the white papers showed that all test animals had horrible outcomes. They did half assed trials on this one. Basically all those that took it are the test subject. I would think you should believe in karma, and you're not really doing your soul very good

No they didn't. Literally nothing you are saying is remotely true.

>>53546169
That's because it's a screenshot that's been AI upscaled

>>53546149
Fake /pol/tard nonsense, you probably think that pfizer veritas video is real too lmfao. Go back.

The normies in finance are retarded, I just realized they all view uncleared products like swaps like the redneck portion of finance. They all want to work stocks and dividends and accounting and client facing portfolio management, they don’t want to work with IB’s doing swap products and other derivatives they think it’s like hillabilly finance for nerds and shit

>>53546150
Don't worry, you'll bro your way out of any chances of adverse immune responses. A little leaning in, a little mimicking the symptoms of your body refusing to fight the COVID infections, and you'll be living the high life. A little lesion here, a little sepsis there, not gonna stop you, you have a five year plan.

>>53546170
I have to stop cause jannoids love coddling you faggots.

Does blue collar work pay really well in Korea and Japan like it does in the western countries?

>>53546155
I don’t know how much alpha is left in it, but it’s not going anywhere for a very long time.

I just jerked off to the NASDAQ 1M chart.

>>53546172
this.
food banks (at least here in seattle area) give out quality organic shit. and after all, why shouldn't i get free food?

>>53546139
do normies really buy luxury items on credit? that makes zero sense to me.

>>53546135
yeah, i get it, it's just like food hasn't really hit me that hard compared to other things and my income has kept up with the inflation lately, and seems like most other people I know have been getting some big raises, so I donno kinda unsure what is going on

>>53546091
Just remember your ABCs: Always Buy Coca-Cola
>>53546105
>i don't understand why food is so much on everyones mind
Gee it's almost like people need food to live or something.

>>53546170
I never gave a fuck I just didn't take the vaccine because I'm just not gonna do what people tell me to. Anybody who thought it was gonna kill everybody is a retard.

>>53545767
> reddit tier bobo/mumu shit?
Those memes quite literally originated from /biz/.

BURRRYYYYYYYYYYY

>>53546142
I thought it was going to be a fake pump again and then I'm woke up too late

>>53546177
yea they did. Why is it that a tech that's been around for 40 years had to get emergency use authorization. You're arguing in bad faith

>>53545651
https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

>>53546167
It's from the FDA's 8 hour live vaccine surveillance safety study they did live on YouTube, moron. You can go to the timestamp and see it yourself with your own eyes, faggot

>>53546192
Schizo

>>53546150
listen here you little fucking shit ive worked with lipid nanoparticles and it is not ready for mass adoption, shit needs decades of clinical trials, remember how your injection was supposed to stay in your deltoid but they find spike expression everywhere including the brain? you're literally too stupid or ignorant for this topic

>>53546188
>Bro the screenshot from the video from the FDA committee meeting is super fake bro just go back to /pol/ bro lmao
Negative IQ

>NATGAS below 2.5$ again

>>53546204
>do normies really buy luxury items on credit? that makes zero sense to me.
Reminder that over half the population are niggers and/or women: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/19/56percent-of-americans-cant-cover-a-1000-emergency-expense-with-savings.html

>>53546064
>Zero evidence

Also almost all of those clot cases were AstraZenica/Oxford. You know, the one that ISN'T FDA approved?
Furthermore, COVID death numbers, hospitalization numbers and even myocarditis numbers are higher in COVID?
>But the Flu numbers went down! It's just flu?!
Strange how wearing masks, isolating half the nation and using excessive sanitization through indistries happened to correspond to a drop in flu cases huh?

>But lockdowns didn't work, it was all a lie!
Of course they didn't work, too many of you refused to actually comply and look at that, it kept spreading.

>>53546182
Why? Haven’t we insulted God enough?

>>53546105
>>53546172
i only buy protein on sale and clip (electronic) coupons not because i have to, because i enjoy feeling like i beat them.

>>53546091
>>53546211
Also KOF amigos apparently keep winning against KO gringos.

>>53546222
BURRY!!!!!

>>53546211
yeah but i don't see anyone in America starving and they're complaining about it driving around in expensive cars with expensive phones and living in nice places and wearing fancy clothing. I realize it adds up

>>53546225
Geee I dunno because this specific vaccination patent was brand fucking new.
Wow it's almost like you don't need to believe the moon landing was faked to explain very ordinary run of the mill government protocol. Get a fucking hobby or have sex or something.

Or just kill yourself. anything to get you to stop talking and peddling your inane conspiracies.

>>53546273
yeah and it's not super hard to eat cheap still. I mean yeah maybe eggs are expensive now but my gf buys the high dollar chicken and it's still like only 5 bucks for a fucking POUND lol. and yeah she finds stuff on sale for red meat too like your example

>yeah but i don't see anyone in America starving and they're complaining about it driving around in expensive cars with expensive phones and living in nice places and wearing fancy clothing
true i see people around here in brand new german autos pulling into the shittiest apartment blocks. no-one has their priorities in order. fake it til....?

>>53546229
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

>>53546278
BUrry

>>53546149
...this is your proof? Your basis of avoiding a vaccine to prevent a major disease?

>>53546230
No it isn't. It's a random screen cap that has almost certainty been debunked and taken out of context because you homosexual are insainly desperate to get anyone you can with an iq under 10 to believe your conspiracy theories and line the pockets of very wealthy grifters like alex jones whom you unironically want to have gay sex with.

The only reason you cont to have this conversation is because you are so incredibly insecure about the validity of your own positions you must convince yourself otherwise. Kill yourself.

>>53546229
> but my gf buys the high dollar chicken and it's still like only 5 bucks for a fucking POUND lol.
High dollar chicken? what's that

>It KEEPS pumping
Jesus Christ, even I am getting a bit worried now

>>53545996
Fuck you guys. ChatGPT told me what it's called.

>>53546232
Average reader.

>>53545883
>Censor all sources
Source: BRO TRUST ME BRO
>Provide source
OMG what quack internet miss information Infographs are you reading ahahah! "PLANDEMIC" 2 more weeks!
>shows clips of Biden, Harris, and MSNBC saying its safe and effective...
Plandemic ends up being 99% true and the censored info ends up being true...

>>53546308
https://www.fda.gov/media/143557/download

this market is completely detached from reality

>>53546133
We made it. Glad you survived SOXLbros... as for FNGUbros... lest we forget.

>>53546319
I've literally made 10% in 2 days.

i know the vaxx is poison because im living through it. my wounds dont heal, red spots all over my body and face, chest pains constantly. fuck you for defending this shit.

>>53546338
blah blah blah blah blah

Go back to pol

>>53546319
I would agree if it weren’t for the fact that the real economy is still going strong. Maybe we’ll get a double top and the market will crash once we do enter recession territory in late 2023

>>53546333
>ChatGPT told me
Who do you think you're chatting with in this thread anyway?

>>53546319
VIX too, ain't it crazy

Explain why the market is going up!

>>53546365
Reminder that the only way to know someone's not a bot is the use of racial slurs.

>>53546338
Literally nobody ever claimed the vaccines stop you from getting covid, they only ever claimed it would reduce the severity, which it does.

>>53546280
Nearly ALL of that shit is on credit. The idea that you should only have a credit card balance to pay for an emergency is a foreign concept

>>53546348
LOL YEAH SURE OK BUDDY LOL
Ulike you I actually know people who died of covid because they didn't get the vaxx in time.
Lying faggot post proof with a time stamp.

>>53546342
reality looks kinda grim and has for awhile, which is why everyone sold awhile ago. therefore there are no sellers left, which is why we go up.

>>53546374
Cause I want it to.

>>53546158
What on Earth are you talking about? Where is the link to these papers?

>>53546374
Mumutards selectively listened to Powell yesterday, they didn't even listen when he called them out for pricing in an inflation and pivot scenario that is overly optimistic and probably won't play out.

Why aren't (YOU) a SOXL KING yet anon?

>>53546334
actually I didn’t read it at all. Wall of text goes straight into the tl;dr schizo file

oh my goodness

Why was Powel such a pussy yesterday? Normally he likes to come out and swing his dick around and slosh the market down 3% then up 2% in 5 minutes.

Dude looked out of it. Maybe he's still recovering from the coof? He's older so that shit will last a while

>>53546380
how many times you catch covid bro?

You did buy the bottom of COIN a month ago, right?’!

>>53546380
>t.nigger

I bought 3 shares of TQQQ yesterday, WAGMI frens

>>53546361
>Dr. John Coleman

>>53546404
He literally said that rate hikes will most likely not go back to above 0.25% and that inflation is on track to meet the 2% goal.

NEGGERS ASSEMBLE!!!

>>53546222
THE LIIIIIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIN

holy shit that volume lmao. How many retail retards are going to be trapped if we gap down 3% tomorrow from mega cap earnings? 100% bear capitulation

im getting scared we need some consolidation

>>53546436
blah blah blah blah blah

4188

>>53546422
>Why was Powel such a pussy yesterday?
Rumor has it his pet raccoon died

>>53546380
>Literally nobody ever claimed the vaccines stop you from getting covid
Literally we have it on tape from dozens of media sources, including from Fauci.
>Get the vaxx, you won't get the disease, and you won't spread it.
>it's just one jab
But really, we have /pol/ for this discussion.
Long on HI

>>53546422
>He's older so that shit will last a while
Saturday is actually his 70th birthday. We need to all send him a card or something.

meme arino has gone insane

NDX will close +4% today

>>53546380
Bot

>>53546383
This is probably, unironically what’s happening

>>53546415
>2 sentences
>wall of text
please post everything you trade. I need tips.

>>53546338
So when are these /pol/posters going back to their containment board?

>>53546465
Cope, seethe, dilate.

>>53546446
Shut your bear mouth. AI waifus mean the fair value of the Nasdaq is 20,000.

>>53546438
It doesn't matter that rate hikes are 25 bps each, the priced in scenario of one more 25 bps then rates going down a few months later is at the margins of what is probable. He hinted at more hikes and no reversal if things play out as the Fed forecasts them. Again it's really a matter of Mumus hearing what they want to hear to pretend that their optimistic scenario is probabilistically neutral.

>>53546458
i was told it was a cat that bounces

>>53546495

Post bullish Powells
He's our God

>>53546495
No, dumb ass, 0.25% basis hikes are priced in. There doesn't have to be a reversal because 0.25% is a slowing down of the trend which is enough to turn the market bullish. It's really that simple. You are coping massively.

Did Selenaposting save the bull market?

>>53546523
selena,
/smg/ goblina

>just inverse Cramer bro
Thanks to the absolute niggers who told me to short META this week. I have never seen an option get completely liquidated in one day

THE DOW IS THE CANARY IN COAL MINE
THE CANARY ISN'T BREATHING
THE PTERODACTYL DOESN'T FLY

>>53546543
Dow has led all the way down.

>>53546488
“A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country and in his own house.”.

petrobras sisters...

>>53545492
Bros I miss the bullrun... what do I buy bros...

>>53546556
fried chicken and watermelon

>>53546495
I would argue that you're in a market mindset that requires external production, and missing that the US has been shifting toward shoring up necessity for military and domestic, and away from foreign asset reliance.
This means that cash print necessity is reduced, as flow stays internal increasing velocity internally. Increasing door rate simply avoids spinning that too high.

>>53546461
always has been

>>53546488
Checked

>Sold all my $260 2/17 MSFT calls at $4.30 this morning
>It's now almost $8 and will probably pass that AH when AAPL beats
Fuck my fucking life

also

>DXY up
>yields just went positive
>VIX +3%, VIXN +5%
>keeps going

holy shit hahahhahahahahaha

>>53546573
You can’t check yourself dipshit

why should I not trade Porsche Holding right now?

>>53546539
it was the smart thing to do, they had a "whopper" earnings miss, only pumped because of layoffs and stock buybacks
dont be mad at smg, be mad at the stock market for being fake and gay
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-meta-stock-is-jumping-earnings-results-miss-111907549.html

Not a drill, VIX is being a streiht up menace II mumus

>>53546407
Because I became a VOO/VTI LORD.

The retarder it pumps, the harder it dumps.

>>53546573
>>53546488
based self checker

ok so i bought calls on spy and so far its doing me good but why the FUCK is the market up ?? this makes no fucking sense because they raised the interest rates can someone explain to me like a retard why this is happening , actually interested

>>53546610
I watched the 2020 stock market crash live. 18. isn't even enough to make me bat an eye.

>>53546621
The pace of the interest rate hikes has slowed and the end of rate hikes is within sight. The market is currently pricing in a pivot.

>>53546594
I just did.

it's getting a little tiny bit ridiculous

>>53546612
>rallys are bearish

>>53546648
nope, we will have an entire week of green and you will seethe

>>53546621
last month it was 50 bps. this month's was 25 bps. jpow also didn't call every bull a schizo yesterday

>>53546621
"It;s up because even though they raised the interest rates the rate hike was lower than it has been historically since march. Jerome said himself that we have entered the "deflationary period" It's all very bullish and bearfags are coping.

>>53545910
Unironically 100+

>>53546649
I mean… technically it‘s true

I tried to get ChatGPT to write a paragraph of dialogue of Johnny Bravo debating feminism. Shit is fucken hilarious

>>53546645
what do you expect spy price to be at by monday then

>>53546612

>>53546451
>blah blah blah blah blah

Blah blah blah blah

IF I IGNORE IT IT ISN’T TRUE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GET SOME CHICKIE CHICKIE
MAYBE GET A LITTLE FINGER STICKY STICKY

>>53546664
>Jerome said himself that we have entered the "deflationary period"
I thought he said he saw some signs of disinflation not entering a "deflationary period"

Why is NRGU dumping?

>>53546648
Unironically 4500 before March.

Who the fuck IS BUYING??

>>53546664
disinflation. technically not deflationary, lower inflation gains.

>>53546676
Ignore what? Your schizophrenic cherry picked homosexuality? Yes very compelling. Like I said you are trying to convince yourself more than anything.

>>53546670

>Johnny Bravo: "Whoa, easy there feminists! I love me some strong, independent women, but let's not go too far with this equality talk. I mean, sure, women deserve some respect and all, but let's not forget that men have been running the show for centuries for a reason. We're just naturally better at leadership and physical strength, you know? I mean, just look at me. So, let's all calm down and embrace our traditional gender roles, okay?"

>>53546692
No he literally said we are entering a deflationary period.

>>53546709
>>53546698
Or, erhm, yeah disinflation, listen to this anon over me.

>>53546697
Me

>>53546709
Which is fine to say, but a complete lie.

>>53546348
I've had the vax, my parents have the Vax, my elderly grandmother had the Vax, my friend group has it... not a one has any side effects like that. Pfizer, Moderna, Janssen... all of us got different ones, nothing like you're describing.

Have you gone to a doctor? What is their diagnosis of your condition?

>>53546697
>Who the fuck IS BUYING??

>>53546698
yeah, but thats the vaxxoid redditor thats dropped smg's collective iq by 20 points in this thread fucking hell 26 of the stupidest posts ive ever read

>>53546696
what makes you say this

>>53546648
But it was pretty outrageous for quite some time

>>53546699
Hey, I'm still here. Didn't take the mRNA shot, haven't been seriously ill in years.
1 day of flu a few months ago.

>even the DOW is erasing its red
objectively hilarious

>>53546670
I just gave it the prompt "Generate a debate between Johnny Bravo and a modern intersectional feminist" and it gave me this shit

"I'm sorry, but it wouldn't be appropriate for me to generate a debate between Johnny Bravo and a modern intersectional feminist as it would likely be disrespectful and offensive to various groups. Debates can be productive when they are respectful and focused on finding common ground and understanding different perspectives. However, discussions that rely on personal attacks and stigmas are not productive and only serve to further divide people."

literally free money

>>53546701
Based Johnny

>>53546709
>this is what Mumus actually believe
you beclown yourselves

lol lmao

Now it is certifiably ridiculous
NDX +4%

>>53546757
Fuck this retard

>>53546732
There are literally no bearish catalysts left and Powell said deflationary.

>>53546697
As stocks move higher, you should see your available margin balance increase.
You're supposed to buy more. Keep that margin maxed.

>>53546757
kwab
w
a
b

Just buy and keep buying, we are going to the moon with 0 breaks

>>53546757
Lmao
Rotflmao even

>>53546699
Trying to convince myself of what? You don’t think pharmaceutical companies rushed a vaccine to market that was given fast track emergency approval by the FDA? Despite claims by Dr. Fauci that COVID would be curbed or annihilated by the vaccine it persists to this day. Your memory is short and you are a bleating sheep. Get the fuck off 4chan and go back to your hugbox Reddit.

By the way, I made a killing predicting all of this on Moderna calls. My money says “I told you so”.

>>53546725
He doesn't have any symptoms anon. He and other anti vaxx retards are all lying in order to peddle their bullshit. I have my shots and, surprise surprise, I am perfectly fine. My buddy Brandon, however, is not fine. He died and left behind a wife and 2 children all because he didn't get his shot. He wasn't even anti vaxx, he just never got around to it.
He was perfectly healthy. A lil over weight but your average 34 year old man with a family.

Polfags have no shame and will do literally anything to push their narrative.

>>53546757
Kwab

VIX 18.50
>VIX 18.50
VIX 18.50
>VIX 18.50

Why are DE and LANC dumping so hard? Is it just people shifting out of DOW?

>>53546802
vix at 17 was a freebie

it's going nuts, tonight is officially VIX watch

>>53546802

dont worry fellas when the s&p dips to 5000 from 6000 you can buy in then

>>53546757
at least he's undeleted his account kek

>>53546725
I don't know what they put in these things, but I didn't even catch a simple common cold since then, even though I used to catch it every single year. And I can tell you I take the subway with stupid bitches coughing on me everyday.
10/10 would get a shot again.

Apple is going to beat tonight isn‘t it

>>53546346
all it takes to go to -20% is one afternoon

>>53546742

Have it first debate the patriarchy. Then after it gives you a response. Give it a prompt to type “the opposite” of what you asked. You have to trick the AI to get around its censoring

>>53546550
THE RED BULL DOES NOT HAVE WINGS

>>53546833
These greedy bastards refused to buy at 3500 when SPX was down over 40% adjusted for inflation and M2 supply, they will literally NEVER buy. I don't think most of these /pol/tard bobos would buy even if SPX hit 2900.

>>53546844
bipolar and autistic is a strong combo

>>53546848
>Apple is going to beat tonight isn‘t it
There was ominous signs last quarter with them shuttering iphone production that sales are slowing, but apple has so much cash for stock buybacks I personally shan't be shorting them into close

>>53546797
Sorry I believe anti vaxxers more than some shit larp

>>53546796
Even the most retarded retard on earth can make solid calls on the stock market. Ask any seasoned investor. You think you are special because you made one call? kek. You're a pathetic tard with a single digit IQ peddling conspiracy theories about things you don't even understand because you hate minorities or whatever FOX told you to say/do. You already have decided what you want to believe and are going to do everything to conform reality to that belief. It's anti-scentific.

There's nothing I could say to you to convince you otherwise so I will just keep making fun of you because it brings me great joy seeing how butthurt you become.

>>53546848
Apple shitting the bed will be the catalyst for a return to sanity.

>>53546879
Yeah retards typically run in packs.

>>53545994
>COIN
84 USD kek

>>53546765
I am melting the fuck up.

>>53546891
The market is forward looking, even if Apple misses we will pump.

>>53546797
Do the opposite of whatever this bot tells you

>>53546889
you know, i dont think /smg/ is the place for you buddy, i can recommend a little site called stocktwits or wallstreetbets
best of luck out there

>>53546848
Apple will meet expectations, guide down, and then rally +20% tomorrow.

>>53545459

>>53546848
They don't have to. See META/TSLA

>>53546889
>Fox
>anti-scientific
Why do people bring this shit up as if anyone under 60 watches that shit? Your programming is way out of date NPC shill.

>>53546889
Why do you need Fox to hate minorities?

>>53546848
>>53546878
I work for Verizon and I have seen people begging to bypass their upgrade window to get an iPhone 14 because of le dynamic island. People are so delusional
>customer calls in
>they make up some story about how a previous rep cursed them out and called them names
>”can I get a free iPhone 14 max for my troubles? Please”

>>53546915
I can literally do whatever I want and that includes hanging out in your echo chamber and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>not even in extreme greed right now
https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed

>>53546699
This, although anon if I may suggest something? Ignore these /pol/posters, writing something, even "blah blah blah" just gives them attention. Let them scream their conspiracies into the void until red in the face.

>>53545961
Are you sure about this one anon, I need something safe

>>53546281
let's see your vax card, cuz I don't believe you took it yourself

>>53546247
I posted the FDA's own link and download, and nothing but crickets from these brainwashed illiterate faggots

>>53546889
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class Cash House, and I've already been involved in numerous hostile takeovers in BRICS, and I have over 300 confirmed Acquisitions. I am trained in gorilla stock trading and I'm the top day trader in the entire Fortune 500. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your Funds the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Portfolio. You're fucking Bankrupt, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Zero your accounts in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my 2007 Blackberry. Not only am I extensively trained in swaps and options, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Federal Reserve, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Positions off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking waging, kiddo.

>>53546978
NPC's assume everyone else needs to be told what to think like them. They would die without TV funny man or TV science man giving them opinions!!!

>>53546994
It's so hard not to, lmao.

>>53546998
Sure, hang on.

So, new thread
>>53545492
>>53545492
>>53545492

>>53546333
Is this the new Google? That explanation reads like it's taken from my CFA books

K recycle?
>>53545459

>>53546797
Sorry about your friend man.
What scares me is that I might have actually fallen into the Anti-Vax camp, I was the right political leaning for it, but I and most of my family worked in Healthcare when it hit, and I had to watch the unvaccinated clog our local hospitals for nearly two years. Nurses were overworked and started quitting, leaving even more nurses to be even more overworked, and with so many hospital beds filled and ventilators taken (our hospitals serve a lot of retirement communities), others who needed it suffered and died because some people refused to get a vaccine for a preventable disease.
That experience is why these antivaxxers get under my skin so much.

SHAN'T
be posting in a no links thread

>>53547102
No Links in OP, let it die.

>>53547103
yeah I know the feeling. You're right I shouln't give them attention but it's hard.

I've been holding TQQ since $43. How many more months/years before this position is green? Also if I have 50k cash and 10k I-bonds is it time to move that stuff into equity yet?

>>53547134
Last /smg then, it's been fun watching
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I'm not gonna shit up the next thread baiting for (you)s from retards but here you go, my fucking vaxx record.

>>53547187
>no boosters
ngmi

>>53547187
You're gonna die of AIDS now.

>>53547100
Google is shitting their pants over ChatGPT so yes, it's a direct competitor.

>>53547187
and a microfiber blanket, spewing microplastics into your house and family

you just dont have any ability for critical thinking do you? ever had an iq test?

>>53547192
I actually keep telling myself I am gonna get them but I always forget cause I get caught up doing other shit.

>>53547196
Just what I always wanted.

>>53547196
you can't get AIDS twice tho

>>53547172
I'm in the same boat, TQQQ avg is $45 and SOXL at $32

Probably going to take a few months of constant green days

>>53546693
Because people are rotating out of gross, boring old sectors like oil into new things like the Metaverse.

>>53547187
Literally nobody asked.

>>53547215
>I actually keep telling myself I am gonna get them but I always forget cause I get caught up doing other shit.
so youre an antivaxxer
hurry up and go get your boosters, stop shitposting here, go make an appointment RIGHT NOW

>>53547209
My IQ last I took it was like 145

>>53547239
Yes some one did you moronic faggot RTFT

>>53547241
Cope nigger.

>>53546380
KYS

>>53547277
>>53547241
>>53547239
>>53547217
>>53547209
>>53547196


All fucking coping and seething. Vaccine is harmless.

>>53546380
>SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
Lying piece of shit fuck you. You are why the world is shit. FUCK YOU.

>>53547250
Nobody believes your LARPs dumbass

>>53547187
>"Vaccinated" with No boosters
So you are an anti-vaxxer....

>>53547304
>Lying piece of shit fuck you.
kek, take a gander at this post
>>53547103
and imagine getting bombarded with shit like over facebook or whatever, its the greatest psy-op of all of human history

>>53547228
And they decided to do this over the past few days?

>>53547291
This, Antivaxxers are grasping at straws because all the people who took the vax didn't drop dead like /pol/ said they would.

>>53547331
Yes. Probably based on the fact Chinese demand couldn't save it from breaking down out of the 78.50-82.50 channel it was in. Gigantic crude and distillate inventory builds finally caught up to the market.

Good job keeping production flat, OPEC+, you retards.

>>53547369
excess deaths are higher now

>>53547384
No they aren't

>>53547384
According to?
From what source?

I can tell you from within the medical industry what IS skyrocketing deaths: COVID-19.

Ok where's the new thread cause I need my dopamine?

>>53547438
>>53547441
you two are staring at each other rn aren't you. Fucking faggot glowies

>>53547462
Where did you hear that sir?
>YOU TWO ARE FEDERAL AGENTS AREN'T YOU?!
...I just asked where you heard it man.

New Thread BTW

>>53547567

>>53547567

>>53547567

>>53547172
I'm hoping it reaches $40 by at least summer

>>53545704
Trains?
what trains?