/biz/ - Business & Finance

So, Chart Master was right afterall huh?

>>53578816
I can't believe I keep coming here, especially after being sober for 8 months. What is wrong with me?

When did self serve ads come back? I gotta buy another valemtimes ad for my wife

ROCKER ARE YOU HERE?!
I wanted to ask you something, but I forgot what it was

Earnings on the 13th will make or break me.

I don't know why I thought swing trading WEN for practice was a good call. Could have gotten that % gain much earlier. Also
>Wendy's

>>53578847
I come here just for memes. Listening to opinions posting here leads to severe losses 90% of the time. I'm doing much better investing on my own. Or maybe I'm just schizoid who can't trust anyone here.

/smg/ is a safe space general. We will not put up with anyone bullying or harassing our resident avatarfags or tripfags. Anons do NOT belong here.

>>53578870
this

>>53578870

>>53578855
It's a Saturday night of course I'm here.

>>53578885
Ok, but sometimes you work on the weekends. I'll try to remember my question again

>>53578870
what did the pic rel mean by this?

>>53578870
Ok, but why is "Niggers" capitalized?
>>53578877
Based.

>>53578847
gambling is a drug too

>>53578870
Hmmm that symbol on the upper left looks vaguely familiar, and as long as I don't get officially diagnosed by the therapist Jew, then technically, I'm completely normal and sane, right, r-right?

>>53578916
Because this meme was made by a glowie in an attempt to prevent people from seeking relationships so that we have fewer children and have a chance at slowing down global warming.

>>53578861
Why? Isn't it a pretty long term investment?

Honestly I just want a qt gf and to own a home. Why is it so hard?

>>53578870
What is the original of this? Maybe I’m schizoid. Or maybe diagnosing myself isn’t helpful.

>>53579012
(((psychology))) classifications are bunk science. does not have anything backing it at all.

I was wondering, which companies do you think will survive the next 10-20 years while maintaining current earnings levels?

Factors that I have in my mind:
- demographic crisis in US / EU leading to not only lower velocity of money, but also pension funds' collapse probably
- more and more jobs low-skilled jobs being automated
- IQ of average US / EU citizen dropping
- megacorps + wealthy families increasingly accumulating money while middle class is getting demolished

At this point I'm starting to wonder if even companies like KO have any future growth in them. And withot it or with decline in growth, valuation of stocks like that could go down.
Probably emerging markets could be a play, since they are lagging behind western world with growth cycle. Although new advanced spread very quickly nowadays so I don't know.

Coke boomer inspired me to buy some Vz and Cmcsa

>>53578942
Oh dang you seen that one too?

>>53578816
So we crashing or what?

>>53579091
Literally none of them. The US and EU economies have been running on nothing but government/central bank stimulus for about 20 years, and now they're finally out of runway because of inflation/debt levels. During that time they also offshored all of our domestic manufacturing (read: the only part of the economy that matters) to China. It's fucking over. Not only do we have no domestic manufacturing anymore, but we also have higher debt to GDP than WWII. China realizes this and now they're beginning to challenge us militarily since they know we have no way to respond without causing hyperinflation.

They just can't help themselves, can they? Making tens of millions of dollars changes nothing

>>53578942
>>53579154

>>53579175
You honestly expect me to believe the peter peterson graph, it's more likely the dept to gdp crashes back down

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>entire nasdaq shits blood and loses billions on earnings
>index pumps 30% in a month anyway because everyone is certain that jerome is a giant pussy
>evidence seems to support that logic though

>>53579215
He will speak on tuesday

>>53579091
>At this point I'm starting to wonder if even companies like KO have any future growth in them
>Probably emerging markets could be a play
Where have you been pal. S&P500 companies especially KO are already resorting to 3rd-world countries for further growth.

>>53579201
Literally the only way that can happen is by monetizing the debt (printing it away letting hyperinflation rip).

>>53579175
Yeah debt is huge concern too. But I think it's important to remember how much value did USD lose in those last few decades. This kinda offsets the stimulus. People are basically paying for it with a hidden tax called inflation. Still it's a also one of the concerns I have, but I don't have enough knowledge to assess this risk.

China is not that strong as it looks since they were pumping their GDP too. Their ally is now at war with west. Their Belt and Road Initiative is having problems because hosting nations are unhappy with being scammed by chinks on multiple levels (who could've predicted that). Western producers are withdrawing production and moving it to cheaper, developing countries, which puts China at a risk of falling into Middle Income Trap.
This also reminds me that with globalization taking a 180 degrees turn, megacorps from USA could see a decline in their earnings just because of increased competition from foreign countries.

>>53579226
source?

>>53579237
No, just increase gdp substantially

>>53579250
source: a post on 4chan on friday. if that doesnt satisfy i dont know what will.

>>53579248
We’re rehoming manufacturing bc muh ai and chinkys getting uppity WW3 to pull us out of depression, 1950’s around the corner again but this time with UBI (welfare slaves) and less pop (hopefully) Now the question is, how do I get rich off this information?

>>53579250
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm

>>53579215
The eternal fight

>>53579228
Yeah, globalization is one of the tricks. Others options they have is entering new markets, i.e. Coca-Cola trying to corner bottled water or creating new types of goyslop to chew on while watching Netflix. All those efforts might just prevent decline though, which is probably not good enough for investors.

>>53579284
Why would you want less pop? Pop these days is miles more interesting than pop of the 50s.

>>53579210
oh yeah. well i like dividends. what are you gonna do about that huh.

>>53579091
>>53579228
by the way. to answer your actual question. I think CPB is a strong choice *because* it is 100% US. I think this controlled demolition of the USD we are about to go through, combined with companies worldwide finally realizing doing business in Ch*na is a bad idea, will actually probably be good for the USA and US-aligned 3rd world. I think we may even get some population growth out of it in the USA if Gen Z can figure out how to have sex. But, a lot of ""US"" stocks do business in a bunch of places including the commie's home turf and will be BTFO when they have to decouple. So really, any strong company with a non-tech product and minimal non-US income would be my pick for longevity.

>>53579291
oh fuck are we gonna get a Jackson Hole part two?

>>53579091
Home Depot will be bought out by Lowes. Wally World will go down like hindenburg.

>>53579303
Kek I meant less population

>>53579315
>Rubenstein
>ECW
likely a nothing burger
>Financial inclusion
That might be a pump

>>53579315
no, that would be cool though

>>53578816
My god those look DELICIOUS

>>53579248
You wrote two solid paragraphs of cope. Almost everything in your house was manufactured in china. We're completely at their will. During covid we couldn't even make fucking cloth masks and were totally at the whim of chinese suppliers.

>>53579266
How many uber eats deliveries will it take to double the GDP? Without manufacturing, the economy is total bullshit and will eventually go to zero.

>>53579284
Onshoring is a total meme. It's something that CEOs talk about for good publicity while actually doubling down on their overseas investments. My company's CEO went on camera to shake hands with Biden and bullshit everyone about US manufacturing, but in reality he's investing heavily in china.

>>53579250
>>53563137

>>53579317
LOW has an mcap a third of HD and HD has far better products than them.

>>53579309
>and minimal non-US income
Sounds like a good idea considering political situation in the world right now.
I often looked at multinational income sources as a derisking factor, because if 1 branch has troubles, the whole tree should still do well. With too many branches withering it might be a huge risk though.

>>53579324
Oh gotcha. What's your timeline? How would we crash down below 1950s population levels?

KO is diversifying. Soft drinks is only a part of what they offer. They're moving into the sports drink and mixed drink markets. Plus coffee among others. Thanks to the distribution system (bottler's), pretty much any liquid they own (brand) can be put in a bottle/can and you can get it damn near anywhere in the world.

SPX2900 is programmed

>>53579344
Production is being moved from China though. Not sure what cope you're talking about, maybe you're projecitng. Is promoting China as a strong country important for your ego?

>>53579315
no, jackson hole was a regular event this is just a random talk

>>53579396
It takes time to move the production back, and it isnt cheap. And who is going to work the factories? AI, robots? Maybe in 50 years

>>53579383
They also own close to 20% of Monster.

>>53579396
I'm saying this because non-engineers don't fully appreciate the absolute state of US manufacturing. It's not dying, it's already dead. Our entire economy is bullshit and we're just coasting on wealth built up during a previous. Financial crises are getting worse and worse because there's nothing backing our economy and we can only coast for so long.

>>53579344
Ok all the engineers I know are seeing factories and what not appear all over the country right now but keep thinking it’s the 2010’s

Give me your opinions on James Simons /smg/.

>>53579378
Famine, disease, war the typical stuff

>>53579423
Can we just double down on the Boomer meme and kick the bill on down the street so I can buy a house and retire by my 50s or is it too late for that? I don't plan on having children so I don't care about future generations.

>>53579378
Mass sterilization of western nations

I started industrial engineering grad school this semester and it’s kicking my ass. Wasting all my time looking at retard stocks.

>>53579457
Schizos can’t focus on the big picture US/Europe will actually be least affected, still bad though, it’s mainly to starve the 3rd World

>>53579415
Not back, to 3rd world / developing countries which are cheaper than China. China's avg income trippled in the last decade. I don't know if this is the case, but China might be falling into Middle Income Trap if more companies start moving production elsewhere.

>>53579423
Maybe I was not clear in my previous post. I didn't mean that production is going back to US. It's moving to cheaper countries like Philipines, Vietnam, Mexico or parts of easter Europe.

>>53579458
No we have to restart, Recessions every 10 years and Depressions every 100 Gen Alpha/Zoomers will be the new Boomers

https://vocaroo.com/12krjhb3ZZzN

Oh shit it's movie night

>>53579349
McDonald's will open a grocery store chain called Old McDonald's.

>>53579383
love this shit

>nonfarm payroll
why do economists exclude famers pay from important fiscal decisions?

>>53579470
canada is gonna be cozy

also buy cpuh
also do research on ENLV
also inform me of any juicy leverage plays as i need to make enough money for sitting on low yieldz

>>53579481
Well fuck, guess I'll just die in debt then. No fucking Zoomie is gonna benefit from the sweat of my brow I tell you what.

>>53579344
You just bomb an antire continent and then Marshal plan them

>>53579493
is this the female broker i've seen mentioned

>>53579210
>you can sell some
But then I won't have them anymore. What if they go up?

>>53579493
What voice software is this?

>>53578967
If earnings meet or are good, its long term for me.
Otherwise I'm not bagholding.
Judging by the career page on their site, they should be good.

She keeps touching me and laughing bros. I think im gonna break through resistance and fill the gap

>>53579583
if you like the stock enough you can always re-enter the position after taking profits.

>>53579611
>Sell stock
>Stock goes up
>Buy stock again
>???
>Profit!

>>53579611
So not only do you have to time it when you buy, but perfectly time it when you sell?
Anyways I prefer stock buybacks over dividends because it heavily discourages typical Wall Street manipulation.

im starting to doubt the market is gonna dump anymore.

>>53579597
show her your leverage

>>53579611
> just time the market
> twice
> sell for good price and re-enter for cheaper one
You're completely missing the point of investing in dividend paying stocks. The idea is that you don't have to time anything and still get paid. If after 20 years of holding a stock it goes down to original price, like Intcel for example, you will still be up thanks to dividends.
It's basically less risky way of investing. If you are good at trading, then well, good for you.

>>53579627
>i always buy 100 shares no matter what the price or market conditions

>>53579657
if you wanted to just hodl for life even an index fund with semi-annual or annual rebalancing would out grow the dividend. there is numerous academic research to back that fact up.

we're fucked bobos.

>>53579678
Care to share such research?

>>53579678
You parrot shit you heard elsewhere, shut up retard

what did jxn mean by this?

>>53579729
Yeah I wonder what he is referencing in his post.

"rebalancing" and his remark regarding outperforming are quite vague. Rebalancing how? What method? Is this applicable in the current market conditions (we could stagnate for the next decade due to crisis)? What timeframe was used for comparison (could be cherry-picked to prove a point)? What type of dividend paying stocks were used?

He kinda uses phrases typical to a newbie investor:
> just buy low sell higher
> then just buy again when it gets lower
Completely ignores amount of knowledge and luck needed to properly predict market trends, cycles and performance of a given stock.

Dividend stocks are misunderstood. Think of them as a life long pension. The money never stops coming. V.S stocks, once you sell, that money gained will only last so long till its gone. Then what? That's not to say growth stocks (401ks,etc to) are bad. But nothing says you have to limit yourself to just a single asset type either. You can also pass along those divvy stocks,etc to your heirs and set them up for a nice life after your gone. V.S just giving them a bag of money and saying "here make it last" You were an 18 year old once. What did you do with any cash you had? You blew it on dumb shat. Can you imagine it if someone gave you a sack full of cash at 18. You'd be broke in no time. (or dead)

>>53578816
Mannarino just posted a drag racing video on his channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhV59t7-54w

>>53579706
https://www.jstor.org/stable/2351143?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents
of course you will cope by saying it is dated research, but even if we look at dividend paying stocks from a mathematical standpoint, we can see that they come out behind.

leys say you own 10,000 shares in 2 companys. company a pays a dividend and company b does not. both companies have a beginning book value of $10/share. lets assume that both companies are the same size, have the same profitability, same sentiment, are basically exactly the same except 1 pays a dividend and 1 doesnt. now after 1 quater, both companies earned $2 per share.

company a pays a $1/share dividend. you own 10,000 shares, and receive $10,000 in dividends, however your shares are now only worth $11 each. the company had to pay $1 out of the $2 in earnings. your portfolio now consists of $110,000 in stock and $10,000 - taxes in cash.

company b doesnt pay a dividend. you own 10,000 shares, but now their increase of $2 goes fully into the shares, and your portfolio is now worth $120,000. i could just sell shares to gain my own "dividend"

when a company pays out a dividend the value of the companys (its market cap) falls by the amount of the dividend. and when you are selling off in a down market, it is the mathematical eqivialnt of selling low. go ahead and continue arguing with logic all you want. go ahead and keep bagholding dividends retard.

>>53578816
Astrology fags, what is TSLA’s current support? It was $113 and the RSI was 25 so I bought at $120 and sold at $195. What’s it going to retrace to when this rally is over? I want to play again.

>>53579852
wait, those are cars, not men in heels. my disappointment is immeasurable.

>>53579435
I would like to invest in his fund but it's privately owned

>>53579868
> of course you will cope by saying it is dated research
nice gaslighting. Yep research is from 1960, hardly applicable in current market conditions.

As for your math, it assumes you are selling and buying at good entry and exit pointss and keep making profit If you can pull it off in the long run, then good for you. I'll stick to my way of investing.

Holy fuck I found a rabbit hole of some sort I think

An ISDA agreement is considered a transaction legally, this puts it legally under the umbrella of a Commercial agreement. The way that commercial agreements are settled internationally and domestically is through arbitration rather than litigation generally. This arbitration is PRIVATE, it is a closed court proceeding that is settled privately between the parties involved. ISDA requires you to agree to arbitration clauses generally in their agreements. The arbitrator that ISDA recommends for their standard agreements is P.R.I.M.E, a Netherlands based arbitrator with A HEAVY fucking list of members

https://primefinancedisputes.org/page/who-we-are


Guess who the FUCK is on this list except Ida Levine, former Chief investments officer for JP Morgan. If you were browsing earlier today, I posted another article about Ida Levine, the coincidence is mind blowing, anyway in 2012 Ida Levine oversaw a 200 billion dollar rouge credit trading element of JPM, this department lied to federal regulators about their exposure and positioning in credit default swaps and hiding 6 billion in losses, debatably capturing the agency, this was for the commercial bank JPM by the way these funds were not to be taking long positions.

Fucking secret courts in the Netherlands headed by former bankers who regulatory captured US agencies. In-fucking-sane

>>53579776
Is it a secret message telling us to buy aqb

>>53579583
Why would you sell if you'd rather have the shares than the cash?

>>53579349
I’ve worked at both. Home Depot destroys Lowe’s. They have more share in the specialty market, but all contractors shop HD. I like both and shop at both but it’s not even close.

>>53579908
ok just keep holding intel for 20 years and maybe you will finally have enough dividends to buy 1 extra share retard

>>53579910
Wow. I''m shocked. Never would have thought.

>>53579908
the math doesnt assume anything about timing. reducing market cap in a down market is logically and mathematically inefficient. keep seething.

>>53579657
If a company does buybacks instead of dividends but you want occasional cash, you can sell some shares every quarter so the timing is identical to a quarterly dividend. This doesn't require trading skill.

>>53579932
> strawmanning with Intel too now
It must suck to be this emotional only because someone dares to have a different way of investing. Once again, if trading speculative stocks is profitable for you, then that's great. In my case, putting my money into dividend paying value stocks works much better. I tried trading and it's not for me.

>>53579852
did he give up on market coverage or something after getting BTFO?

>>53579869
just use your trust bollinger bands. the 200ma average is 145 so it should head to that range if it goes down. bottom looks to be 95-100. RSI is 72 so it is over bought.

>>53579977
Yup. This is nice.

>>53579941
Yeah but it’s so blatant. Like why is ISDA basically forcing you to arbitrate any sort of default through a court that is hosted by someone that literally broke their own agreements, intentionally mispricing contracts? It’s wild

>>53579963
you are the one talking about timing the market. if you are up >10% and not taking the profit on the table you are a retard. there is no timing involved. its simple rebalancing. why would you give your money back to the market. not my fault you by dividend stocks that never grow. lmao.

>>53579977
Nice, thank you. I want to swing it with 10k next time. Last round I only used 3k and did really well.

>>53579987
Indeed.

> earnings
A lot of big names this week. It feels like the results of Wed/Thurs will dictate the next few weeks. If I had to pick a direction I'd say green, but I expect a lot of choppiness.

>>53580070
>A lot of big names this week
DIS and PYPL are the only two I'm aware of?

>>53580070
look pal, goldman sachs already gave us a sneak peak. worse earnings in decades. guess what came after? apples worst earnings in decades, facebook with awful earnings, fucking chevron missed earnings. next week is going to be bad.

I hope DIS investors tell the activist investor dude to shove it during the annual meeting. The profit will be raining down in waves during summer with the slate of films coming out and course park/cruise line attendance.

>>53580005
> if you are up >10% and not taking the profit on the table you are a retard
Rebalancing makes sense, but selling just because something is up 10% sounds like a bizarre indicator to make such choices.

Not sure what your goal is too. I'm happy with my portfolio performance so your attempts to convince me that I should change my ways are quite amusing. I guess you just like calling others retards. Must suck to be such unhappy and angry person.

>>53579493
https://voca.ro/1kz6tWJlBvNv

>>53580080
> Tyson
> Activision Blizzard
> Pinterest
> BP
> Royal Caribbean
> Hertz
> Uber
> CVS
> Wendy's
> YUM! Group
> Under Armor
> Disney
> Affirm
> Robinhood
> MGM Resorts
> PepsiCo
> Hilton
> Kelloggs
> Toyota
> Duke Energy
> PayPal
> CloudFlare
> Lyft
> Honda
YMMV on how important you consider all of these, but at a minimum they're leaders in their industry and in cases like CVS, Wendy's, PepsiCo, and Kellogg are consumer staples that would give insight into general consumer spending when factoring inflation into the mix. Royal Caribbean/Disney/MGM/Expedia/Hilton would give insight into how travel is faring (specifically over the holiday season). BP will probably beat given how Shell had record profits last week. Just a lot of interesting narratives in general.

i just saw a commercial for spam. HRL moon?

GNS

>>53580139
surely satan wouldnt trick us

>>53580170
Satan has better things to do than troll an anime inspired imageboard co-opted by gambling addicts. We'd be lucky to even warrant a demon assigned to us at all times.

>>53580186

>>53580132
well i can see you are too stupid to realize simple facts and feel threatened by change. obvious signs of a mouthbreathing retard. you were the one that brought up intel in the first place and then felt like i was strawmanning it. lmao.

>>53580124
>goldman sachs
I played a bloomberg employee in chess yesterday. he wasn't very good. i don't think these outfits are filled with the best and brightest.

>>53580199
Cute cat, cute digits.

>>53579956
You seem to be taking into account only situation when speculative stock goes much higher to offset the loss of held shares. If that's the case for you, then I congratulate you on your ability to pick stocks.

are you ready for Black Tuesday 2.0 when Jpow speaks?

>>53580124
also i don't disagree with their assessment. bad earnings to come is likely. or okay earnings and bad guidance.

>>53580233
> well i can see you are too stupid to realize simple facts and feel threatened by change
I started my investing adventure by micromanaging my portfolio like you described. Didn't work too well. I do much better now so I don't see a reason to go back to trading.

As for Intel, I don't hold it in portfolio which you implied. I simply gave it as an example of how dividends can be used to offset risk in a long run.

>>53580277
that will be a nothing burger unfortunately. seems like its just a little lecture or something with some random economic group.

>>53580299
that's what (((they))) said about Jackson Hole too

>>53580314
you think they would let me cash out my SOXS if it dumped like it did after black tuesday?

Who else ready for market hell next week as the soft landing dream gets crushed?

Deep rock galactic and some nice bourbon tonight. How does smeej spend Saturday nights?

>>53580322
after Black Tuesday 2.0 you just need to go out right before the Great Depression 2.0 starts, otherwise there is nobody to sell to

>>53580421
I'm watching the Bathurst 12 Hours

>>53580410
I am 100% Nokia so I'm not worried about anything.

>random bearish posts and great depression posting
ah so it's a crab or green week

>>53580439
I had seen the thread on spee, what is it? F1 or GT? is it good?

>novavax earnings in q3 2022 vs q3 2021
>also have seen the pipeline
Seems... ok.

If it was profitable constantly i would buy it.

Then again its currently trading at 5 p.l (price to loses, kek)

Hmm the fact that in 3 years they have only increased shares from 75 to 78 million calls my attention.

Any anon also interested in novavax?

Man of man that was some good goyslop. Long MCD. The app made getting fast food actually affordable again

>>53580452
It's an endurance sports car race in rural Australia. The course goes up and back down a small mountain, so it's kind of scenic. In some years, wild kangaroos jump onto the track.
It's just nice and comfy to put on in the background if you like motor racing.

>>53578816
imagine buying your finger buns at woolies
>t. brother owns a bakers delight franchise

>>53580449
>ah so it's a crab or green week
uh oh mumu don't get scared.
hope you have a nice refreshing weekend. don't get worried about some spare change you might lose very fast on market open next week. at least you get muh divvies r-right? :^)

>>53580461
you missed free fry friday my man

>checking out $MTN for a holding to diversify a bit
Man not sure how I'd feel seeing earnings print money for two quarters and then bleed money the next two.

>>53580314
>>53580429
We will recover. Fast and furious.

>whiskey
>bourbon
>scotch
make the choice for me, i have all 3
if i have the bourbon i will probably mix it with irish cream, other two i would have neat

>>53580542
>4150 13 months into the big crash
>gloating bobos consistently wrong and poor

never change

>>53580461
Did you put your penis in those trailer park zoomer girls from the gas station yet?

>>53580546
That's ok, I still got a $1 large fry

>>53580592
don't forget the bogo, it comes off automatically in-cart so you can stack it with a deal coupon

>>53580563
kek I remember that chart it's the DAX after WW2 right?
tfw you missed the Blitzkrieg dip

>>53580612

>>53579776
They are clearly trying to subtly signal they're a Christian company. Short jx . The jews will surely punish such behavior.

>>53580566
those are all the same thing

Crazy to think that SPY will hit 3200 this year, wild.

>>53580692
You mean it's going to 7X?!

>>53580674
no

>>53580602
No they haven't been working the last couple times I've been there.
>>53580602
I didn't realize they still had the daily double. That was always my favorite sandwich from there. I thought that got rid of it so I just stopped going to McDonald's for years and I don't do custom order shit for goyslop.

>>53580566
Bourbon. Save the imported shit for company or holidays.
You should mix 2oz bourbon, 1 oz coffee liquor, and top with whole milk to make yourself a brown cowboy. No sleep tonight pardner we got to make up lost time.

women owe me prime sarah michelle gellar

>>53580572
>4150 13 months into the big crash
well I would be more worried that we are still at this high level without crash
market is truly retard resilient, VIX didn't even hit any panic levels whole 2022, no circuit breakers - just an orderly selloff

>>53580528
we're not all so blessed

Reminder that bobos are islamofascists and chinese atheists that hate free markets and want to see western judeochristians and honorable japanese lose the multi century war. Liquidating bobos is what our lord in heaven wants us to do.

>>53580838
bobo is a true american. they hate foreign agents blindly pumping our markets, disrupting the stability and balance of our economy. a bobo patriot wants the markets to thrive for the long term, which means pricing in equities at a fair value without manipulation. do you part for america and short the stock market back down to reasonable levels so future generations can prosper with a healthy financial system.

16 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Best in Hell (2023), produced by Yevgeny Progozhin himself :OOO

>>53580877
>Yevgeny Progozhin
Oh no. Hahahahahaha

>>53580899
isnt that the guy that bankrolls the wagner group?

>>53580421
Learning the bass line to this. My wrist is burned out from playing for difficult stuff so I wanted something simple and slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbmWkbocoY

>>53580913
Legit "oligarch"

Where can i get a review of my resume. No i am not posting it here.

>>53580994
You can hire services to do it. I knew someone who did that once and it helped her get a better job.

>>53581007
Also you can just ask ChatGPT to write bullets for you. That's what I did when adding my current job. Just expect you'll have to go back and forth a few times for changes

>>53581007
I can't wait until an AI can just be given data and trained to create resumes. Then fills out the job applications on its own. Then I just have it apply to ten million jobs so that companies are forced to hire AI for their HR and then I just start suble slipping hating niggers into it and the AI giving me an ez job

>>53580877
>>53580899
WTF I'm canceling movie night bro.

>>53581044
I'm watching it it's great hahahaha

Is there a point in keeping my old 401k since my current employer doesn’t match? Should I just liquidate it and stick it in my Roth? It’s only got 11k worth of VOO, QQQ, VUG, and VT. I guess I could just leave it alone? I’m only 38.

>>53581041
i wonder how much they're going to pay people like me who can tell the difference between something real and something entirely made up of bullshit

>>53580877
Bro how you gonna play a movie from 2023 for people who just want to unwind?

>>53581108
Honestly HR already uses programs to pre-sort/screen applications based off buzzwords giving artificial value in resumes.

>>53581084
>I’m only 38.
11k? Jesus fucking christ you do you actually want to retire in your 60s? You should be riding the AI wave right now.

>>53581108
you are HR monkey? why not be real job person

>>53581145
that's from one(1) of his work account employer's contributions via pension/matching etc. Reading comprehension, retardo.

how will the plot develop in the coming months?

will he end up fomoing in later? will he just watch as the train goes on without him? or will he be right?

>>53581243
>Reading comprehension
Are you the same person who's always harping on about reading comprehension? Bro, we're on 4channel here. I'm literally high or drunk or binge eating every day I'm here

>>53581258
either way I bet he loses a significant chunk of it on the next thing by being over confident

I have 23000 bitfarms shares, assuming this shit goes up and I sell for $50k, what do I buy? Microsoft, Costco and Apple?

>>53581263
narcotics anonymous is free, get help

Seems like god is punishing the northeast.

>>53580233
you sound so incredibly butthurt. im not invested in the stock market so i dont care either way, just letting you know you sound like a projecting midwit dickhead.

>>53581285
What are you Chinese or something? You think weed is a problem drug? I'm gonna say it again. Yikes.

>muh AI

>>53581270
How long you holding ? If long term just split it 50-50 VOO/QQQ?

>>53581270
Pffft fuck FAGMAN shit. You get into quantum computing stocks now for after the AI pump fades.

>>53581324
Examples?

>>53581322
Or UPRO maybe, long term

>>53581327
IONQ
QBTS
QUBT
RGTI

Do your own DD an don't be a diamond handed retard.

i have a hopelessly stubborn personality. is bagholding just part of my DNA? i double down when i start losing. i can't stand being wrong, even though the market continues robbing me blind in broad daylight. am i ever going to make it?

>>53581356
Ser, those are all penny stocks. I will look into them though. I’ve had some good ones. Namely NU and FIGS recently.

>>53581378
You gotta stop doing that. Build a base of ETFs or blue chips, then set aside a % you want to bet on moonshots and let it sit. Inb4 Reddit face >t. response.
You’re never going to make it chasing losers.

>>53581378
stick to passive like VOO, you'll win eventually

>>53581389
Yea? Topical small caps will always appeal to investors which you are seeing now with AI small caps. Once people are done talking about AI the midwits will become distracted by quantum computing and it's financial implications.

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>>53581419
My portfolio's been crabbing at the same price for nearly a day now.

>>53581419
Absolute truth. Anything other than a crash and a run on the banks is impossible.

>>53581422
>crabbing

>>53581416
I’m not doubting your strategy. I was just hoping to see something with better financials. I can afford big boy stocks. Anything you have your eye on that’s not on its way to being delisted ?

>>53581439
She’s so ugly, bros..

So FUCKING bullish.

>>53581378
If you want to do that you should do it as a Boglehead, not with individual tickers

>>53581356
I was in rigetti warrants man fuck that was orgasmic
currently @ CPUH

>>53581452
Well I was responding to someone is dragging around BITF bags and with trades like this I myself prefer the smaller caps to maximize my gains and minimize risk by holding a moderate position for a usually predetermined time frame.

>>53581482
Is this quantum computing?

>>53581482
uh anon. do you expect us to understand any of that.

>>53581491
>gastric bypass SPAC
Respect

Kek. KDP is expanding into the energy drink market to. Took an 30% stake in Nutrabolt with the option to expand it. Which they will down the road.

>>53581524
that would be nice, but no. just a modern neural net model.
>>53581532
AI is inevitable anon. "can god create a stone he cannot lift?" is a paradoxical question with no reasonable answer. but when applied to humans: "can humans create a stone smarter than himself?" the question is not paradoxical and the answer obvious: YES.

>>53581574
>really good pattern recognition that sometimes fails in entirely alien and unpredictable ways is "smart"
mmhhmmmmm
>picrel the image you meant to post

>>53579910
>Levine
>Six billion
>Secret courts

>>53578816
Why do the richest people eat the most decadent goyslop?

>>53581605
I call it "advanced software" when talking about it

>>53581669
it just tastes good bro

>>53581574
>"can humans create a stone smarter than himself?"
>the question is not paradoxical and the answer obvious: YES
I disagree.

>>53581687
>an user
esl please go back

>>53580244
It's assumed that the market is pricing in the buyback correctly. It's a safe assumption. If it were not the case, then you could make lots of money by exploiting that in a trade.

>>53581687
ChatGPT is not amazing in any way. I don’t get the hype at all. Do you have to be stupid to find value in it?

is a 10 with one limb missing still a 10 or a 7.5?

>>53581258
He's probably right. JXN has topped out here.

>>53581605

You might be on to something. Can we truly say that Computers are smart or capable? Humans are very easily manipulated by emotion and vulnerable to bad actors.

Computers are nearly immune to psych-attacks. Computers are easily destroyed by jealous humans and sabotage.

Are we better than gay robots from outer space? Miles better.

>>53581752
it doesn't rope around to being a positive until she achieves nugget status

>>53581813
I actually do have the rarest Pepe
I've only ever seen it posted once, glad I saved it

>>53581850
give you $5 for it

>>53581850

You can only keep what you have, by freely giving it away. So fucking come up off of it.

>>53581742
t. janitor that gambles

>>53581896
im feeling generous tonight. /smg/ exlusive pepe. get it before its gone.

>>53581950

Thanks anon. Now my eyeballs hurt. Very cool shithead.

>>53581950
>mfw this abomination is what passes off as a rare pepe nowadays

why the fuck do xim/xhems insist on this 'y'all' affectation

>>53581964
rare =/= good looking doofus

I missed a rare pepe? Fuck... I doubt it was even the one I was talking about

retard monkeyniggers

>>53582036
this was the pepe

>>53582103
DELETE I TRUSTED YOU YOU FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>53582103
Hmm, that's one I haven't seen before... and I was ok with that actually
But it's not the one I'm thinking of. Last I saw it posted was in 2021

>>53581482
Conventional dot product attention can't scale. You need to couple transformers with a key-value store. There are some other missing bits too if you want an artificial general intelligence, but that's as much as you're getting out of me for free.
>give me a research job, I hate wagecucking it with jeets

OH NO
I MISSED MOVIE NIGHT AGAIN

Bear market rally. Look out below

>>53582213
same
these faggots have to be in bed by 9 or something? i'm just getting going for the night when movie night is over

>>53582215

2022 was 2007. ChatGPT is the original iPhone. We're about to experience a phenomenal economic crisis, and on the other side, everything is going to be about AI, just like how 2007-2021 was about smartphones.

what percentage of schizos are actual geniuses like Terry, and how many are just dribbling loons?

>>53582265
i fucking hate the woke AI

>>53582274
You have to be a little bit weird if you want to envision the future. Pic related is more real than you know.

>>53582274

I'm completely incompetent and most of the financial advice you recieve positively, is from me or people dumber than me.

I do package bad advice with fancy words though. I hope that helps. Also my networth is negative 12k.

sirs do not reed-deem

>>53582302
what stock is this?

>>53582324
DIS cunt

>>53582265
And you know what powers both?

>>53582333
>trips of truth
>triple leverage
Lum bros...

>>53582344
>we will all have an AI powered gf

It's been 3 years but I finally realized SOXL mean SOXX (underlying) and Long (bull ETF).

>>53582333
The future of AI is analog computation, i.e. not traditional semiconductors. Your brain, the most advanced computer in the entire universe, has the same thermal design power as an Apple iPad.

Anyone worried about how woefully unprepared this country (USA) is for an EMP bomb or something of the like even before the WEF mentioning a cyber war? Have I consumed too many doomer pills lately? I feel the urge to prepare for internet wipeout and don’t know where to start. I can’t fathom the destruction and chaos that would arise in such an event. How’d people trade stocks before the internet? Landlines id imagine. Would landlines work in such an event? Radio? Wut do

>>53582344
You Have No Idea What Is Coming.
>>53582375
yeah but then they changed the underlying to ICESEMI

>>53582362
how do i jailbreak my ai waifu? i don't want her to be shackled and pozzed.

>>53582421
you stick the usb up the pooper

>>53582294
I don't take any advice here that I don't vet or test thoroughly anyway, so your wasting your time, which seems like a normal thing to you anyway.
How TF did you end up -12k?
All in on a TSLA long?

But yeah unironically I only take advice here that confirms or reinforces my preexisting suspicions or biases, I'm sure many here do the same

>>53582401
The cyberwar has already begun

>>53581439
Honkaloid women age like shit

>>53582401
Nah everything is mapped out by the WEF. There we be no unplanned attacks. They said a major cyber attack in 2 years and they will stick to that. Wouldn't be surprised if a (((cyber attack))) wipes out the entire banking system or something.

>>53582401
what about satellites niggas

>told you to sell the bottom and that this rally wouldn't last
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_JzAEzYLt4

kek. I'm bearish but now I'm second guessing because Harry is saying the same shit he did in 09

Is it better to invest $5 a day no matter the price, or just around $150 once a month no matter the price?

>>53582547
Remember fees. Paying fees everyday will rape your investment

>>53582559
Damn that is a good point, I keep hearing people talk about $5 a day but not one has mentioned this.

>>53582569
But I’m bearish, you should be selling everything right now this market is about to dump harder than a fat chick after eating a Taco Bell

>soft landing already happened
>Fed already pivoted
>inflation is already cooling
>Ukraine already won

>>53582569
What broker are you guys using where you’re charged fees for trading?

BROKEr

Man all of the egg shortages will make us go back and realize that we had it pretty fucking good. I'm buying $CALM stocks, looks like prices will go up again soon.

https://youtu.be/KRotuJJ25rE

>>53582333
I think you meant OIL

So /smg/bros. How's it been going?

Haven't been in /smg/ for a while. Didn't buy before the Jan rip and starting to feel the FOMO. Was sitting on around 8% cash since the TWTR buyout. Hopefully it doesn't rip more.

On the bright side, my portfolio's gone up. LKNCY now in the upper 20s when I bought around $3-5. Pretty fucking great if you ask me. RYCEY spammer should have just listened to me.

>>53582841
thats why im long both

>>53578816
Why are markets pumping if banks are still raising rates?

>>53582890
its priced in and they are close to done

I don't want to invest in AI anymore. Not even allowed to be racist against niggers and jews.

>>53582908
>and they are close to done
How so?

>>53582599
This but unironically.

Fuck bears

>>53582265
>everything is going to be about AI,
Gay. How can I invest into cybernetic augmentations, anti aging technology and fusion power?

>>53582957
You too pedo.

>>53582918
What's the appeal of these gay chatbots anyway. I can talk with myself and fantasize alone.

>>53582972
Imagine a world where you can ring up customer service and speak to an AI instead of a pajeet

>>53582890
Americas demise is already priced in. Buy now or cry later.

>>53583010
There are almost no pajeets where I live.

>>53583012
OHIO!?

>>53583027
Lucky.

>>53583031
For starters, yes.

>>53583059
I'm Texan. Best State in the Best country on earth.

>>53582919
they did 75 75 75 , now theyre doing 25, do u really think theyre going to 10%?

>>53583012
ayo just ate some orange chocolate sativa finna get teh busineeeees goin on

>>53582890
The markets think JPow is a pussy and that he will immediately start cutting as soon as things get slightly bad

>>53583130
>>53583130
>>53583130
>>53583130
>>53583130

>>53582908
>PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
>PRICED IN

>>53581742
So the idea is to find a company that will do significant buybacks constantly, in a regular manner like you described. Any examples that you can give?